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Straight male here, I am 35 now and have started to think I need

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Straight male here, I am 35 now and have started to think I need to have kids.

I like being single though and don't want to get married and have kids and raise them with a wife... too much work.

I want to find a nice gay lesbian couple and donate my sperm so they can have a kid, what is the best way to meet up with a couple? Are there any boards or services I could look into?

I want the kid to know who his father is, I don't want to anonymously donate sperm
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>>7696638
>income 650,000
>increase 21,608
Oy vey!
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>>7697290

how will they survive?
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I think I could disseminate too.
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>>7696763

the fuck is this
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>>7697710
>the fuck is this
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>>7696638
Am I supposed to feel bad for these rich pieces of shit or what?
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>>7698591
>Am I supposed to feel bad for these rich pieces of shit or what?

yes, it was a WSJ article about how obama's tax hike fucked over families
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not one post about op's topic
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>>7696104
>I want the kid to know who his father is
>his
What if the kid turns out to be a girl?
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>>7701502

then i want her to know who her father is
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>>7701511
Okay, so you tell the kid that you are their father.
What then? What do you hope to get out of this interaction?
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>>7701545
>What then? What do you hope to get out of this interaction?

I hope to be able to have children without the massive amount of work I know it to be. I hope to take on kind of an uncle role and babysit sometimes and teach the kid sports or computers or something and watch him or her grow up.

I want to be a father but not a full time father in the traditional sense of taking care of the kids every day.

I want to help pay for the kid's college and stuff like that.

In my mind it would be nice for the kid to know who the father is if the women were going to get anon sperm that could lead to them wondering all their lives who their father was.

Also I have a big family and if the kid ever needed an organ or family medical history that option would be there

I want to pass on my genes and watch my offspring grow up but not get married and have kids
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>>7701578
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>>7696104
why the fuck would anyone want to adopt you into their life just for a kid when they can get on with no strings attached
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>>7702175
>why the fuck would anyone want to adopt you into their life just for a kid when they can get on with no strings attached

money and the child knowing who his or her father is

you could just as well say I am adopting them into my life
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It's a thing OP

https://www.coparents.com/co-parenting.php

https://www.co-parentmatch.com/co-parenting.aspx
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>>7702196
>the child knowing who his or her father is
the whole point is that they're gonna be the parents, not you
>you could just as well say I am adopting them into my life
>adopting them into your life to raise a child for you
your thought process is silly
i mean, i hope you find it but good luck lol
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>>7702200
>https://www.coparents.com/co-parenting.php
>https://www.co-parentmatch.com/co-parenting.aspx

Holy shit man thanks wow

a whole new world
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>>7702205
>>adopting them into your life to raise a child for you

they want to have a baby anyway, I offer to co-parent, babysit, spend time with the kid so they can go out or work, save money for college, pay for things and the child gets to know his/her daddy loves them vs some anon sperm vial

I am offering a lot more than an anon sperm vial

aparently lesbians agreee, see

>>7702200
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>>7696638
>650,000 a year
Tax those fuckers.
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>>7702403
>>650,000 a year
>Tax those fuckers.

they can't afford it look at their faces
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>>7696638
>Have four retarded children
>The gov taxes you only $21,608 for their care and support including schools, roads, police, etc
>YOU'RE ROBBING US!

Libertarians and conservatives are so fucking retarded. Go fuck off into the woods if you don't want to join society.
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>>7696638
I so fucking glad that piece of shit Obama is gone and Trump can fix this shit.

Fuck Marxism, fuck Obama, fuck welfare queens, fuck food stamps. If you want money EARN IT!
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Hey OP, if you're black you might want to see if there are any Scandinavian couples ready to start a family.
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>>7703784
Your anxiety could be avoided if we simply mixed all races into one.
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>>7703795
My wife is Nigerian. I just don't like seeing black guys with white women.

I'm an odd kind of racist.
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>>7698591
in theory, yes
it was from an wsj article trying to explain how obama increasing taxes would hurt families
unfortunately, people who have had fuck-you money for generations have no idea how everyone else lives
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>>7703699
>where were going we won't need roads
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>>7703822
>>where were going we won't need roads
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>>7703808
>it was from an wsj article trying to explain how obama increasing taxes would hurt families

wtf
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i wish someone would do this for me
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>>7703822
>implying paying their protection money to Uncle Sam is something people agree to and shake hands on
>implying people don't cough up the money only in order to avoid being kidnapped and tortured by benevolent armed thugs in handsome uniforms
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>>7703807
Disgusting and your kids will be black anyway, stupid faggot.
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>>7704150
Life's a beach!
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>tfw no lesbian couple wanting your seed
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>>7706554
>>tfw no lesbian couple wanting your seed
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