>Be gay >Lead hedonistic drug fuelled life of casual sex

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>Be gay

>Be a bitter closeted virgin

>Blame mental health crisis on homophobes

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>Be gay

>Lead hedonistic drug fuelled life of casual sex and non commitment.

>Never have to put up with women's bullshit or the stress of marriage

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>>7693048
>>7693069
>Be gay
>Blame mental health crisis on homophobes
FTFY

>>7693111
>everybody has the same kinks just cause they're gay

Also

>kink-shaming
>in the year of our daddy 4917 - 3000 + 100.12

>>7693123
Literally the only person in this thread (besides myself obv) that doesn't have a crippling level of autism.

>>7693090
>Be gay

>Lead hedonistic drug fuelled life of casual sex and non commitment.

>Never have to put up with women's bullshit or the stress of marriage

>died alone because no grandson to fuck with

>>7693277
>wanting to fuck your grandson

You would have made a good straight.

>>7693277
>grandson to fuck with
Ewww.
get someone your own age.

>>7693048
As a gay guy who isn't into hookups I blame my poor mental health on the chads making fun of gay men, I'm afraid to come out of the closet because I don't to be looked at like a sissy and it makes me feel fucking alone.

>>7693291
when you're old, you'll get away with anything. sexual orientation labels only applicable to young people (1 - 60 y/o). 70s and above are considered senile.

>>7693294
>implying there's no silver daddy fetish among your own circle jerk peers

>>7693308
>your own circle jerk peers
I do not associate with such depravity.

>>7693317
>implying they would disclosed it to you.
OR
>die alone

>>7693295
Blaming other people for your own shortcomings won't get you anywhere. You're afraid. Focus on that, because that's the only thing you have the power to change. Chads will be Chads and you can't control that, but you CAN master your fear and be sure of your own mind again.

>Be gay

>Live a life of self-hatred and depression because of bullying and no acceptance from family or friends

>Blame my father for my mental health crisis

>>7693348
>Be gay
>Live a life of self-hatred and depression because of bullying and no acceptance from family or friends
>Blame my father for my mental health crisis
>Counting days to the oven voluntarily

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>>7693048
>Be gay

>Lead normal life

>Blame normal life on nothing

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>>7693111
And I'm sure you're a member of the wholesome and well-adjusted gay majority.

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>Be gay
>Live in a country where I won't be thrown off a rooftop
>Have family/friends that don't give a fuck
>???
>profit

>>7693405
>Be gay
>Lead abnormal life
>Blame normal life on nothing
>die in the pot because bf decided to make you soup

>>7693422
>Be gay
>Live in a country where I won't be thrown off a rooftop
>Have family/friends that don't give a fuck
>???
>profit
>still die alone because of AIDS

>>7693436
No thank you. I pick the good ending.

>Be bisexual
>Can always just settle for a woman
>Will still be purged for being a commie

>>7693111
Please no