Oh no! Mike and his large men are going to kidnap me and strap

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Pence so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Pence every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Pence is love" I say; "Pence is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a Bigot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Pence
>I called him a libshit
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Pence
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "Like other men? Dial goes to ten."
>He grabs me with his powerful cis-white-male hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Pence
>He electrocutes my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Pence
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Pence
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his power
>My dad walks in
>Pence looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all straight now."
>Pence leaves through my window
>Pence is love. Pence is life.

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It's all fun and games until he disregards the safeword, though

>>7665116
Why do you gays feteshize that who don't like you?...

my guess is demons.

>>7665305
Not OP, but I don't fetishize Mike Pence or any other purgist. I just like making fun of him, like a slav making fun of Stalin before the Great Famine.

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>>7665083
Well then. If electricity doesn't do it...

>>7665305
Most common fetish for gay men are "straight men". Most common crush for gay man are "childhood (male) friend".

You gotta figure there's something there.

>>7665305
Gays are sadists.

>>7665691
>Most common crush for gay man are "childhood (male) friend".
I think we can safely assume that the most common crush for most people is "childhood (sex that you are attracted to) friend".