pizza meme edition
• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• buddi
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
>No bullying
>No hugboxing
>No *actions*
>No drama
Previously on /mtfg/, >>7626784
Let's do our best, girls!
I want to make passionate love to Eva and make her feel special.
t. Frangi
>>7627762
hugg frangi
suck pizza cock
Do you create a new mtf general thread everytime each one of you takes her 'mones?
>>7627764
yeah, i'm well off for transgirls, would really like to be smaller though
maybe good to be a bit tall with my wideness
>>7627768
get sush instead
>>7627770
image limit?
>>7627770
once we hit image limit
>>7627772
but sush is expensive as heck ;_;
i wish i coulx
tfw looking at apartments in melbourne so I can be closer to smiles so when bad things happen I can hugg her
>>7627771
I've got wide shoulders and I wish I was just a little taller so I could be just a little more proportionate
>>7627777
checked
sad
>>7627783
no mostly just anime girls and stuff
If only my past self could see me now
>>7627788
hrt don't change bone structure, I slightly narrowed my chest by going from 75kg to 58kg
>>7627736
Yeah, definetly not an area I want my first tatoo, thank goodness I want it on a fleshy area.
I am a very pious devotee of She who Thirsts.
>>7627756
They're uh, actresses.
Yeah bows are adorable.
I think the mark of slaanesh will be my only one, I was thinking maybe getting something on my spine like where an entry plug would be inserted, the seele insignia would be cool, but that'd be a very hard tattoo to hide- I like to wear my hair up and Im not fond of something that fits me tightly around the neck.
>>7627766
I have an Asuka that's pretty much exactly that, but I'm not gonna post it...
>>7627770
Nope, just when we hit image cap.
I want to cuddle with someone and pretend everything is ok
T minus 3 minutes until I get outed to my university
>>7627798
Good luck Shaq
>>7627791
How much do you want to see it though?
>>7627796
>I was thinking maybe getting something on my spine like where an entry plug would be inserted
holy shit i want this too now
>>7627797
cuddling always helps :(
>>7627798
good luck senpai
what are you actually doing tho
>>7627797
I would do that but you dont like people from the alt right
>>7627800
actually not at all atm im just trying to get you b&
>>7627796
loll
and actresses?
bows are cute but
hopefully you enjoy it!!
>>7627804
are you transbian? btw eirini sounds greek.
>>7627807
bi but mostly transbian yes
and yes
>>7627808
hugg
>>7627809
cudd
>>7627810
come to ny pls
>>7627796
hey moap did you see this https://vid.me/HycT
>>7627808
Εισαι ελληνιδα λοιπον or you dont understand what i am saying?
>>7627814
οχι σε kαταλαβαινω
πως kαι απο δω
>>7627812
sry i dont have 3k to waste i need it for srs :(
>>7627818
I have $40 is that enough for a flight to the netherlands
>>7627798
>>7627820
sorry but you're twenty cents short
>>7627818
Εχω μια συμπαθεια στα tgirls, αλλα δυστυχως πολλοι "kαkοι" θα με πουν chaser.
>>7627820
if you lived in a european country that ryanair flies to then yes
in your case i think ny-amsterdam is a bit more expensive :/
>>7627826
fuck
>>7627826
so it's four(ty) twenty :^)))
i just called anna to tell her "wow" in a flemish way
>>7627835
thanks
ily2
>>7627798
you still didnt say what was going on
>>7627836
Amai I kinda liked it zenne
>>7627836
mmmmm
>>7627801
Feel free to steal the idea, I probably wont get one there in the end for the reasons I gave. What to make it is the real question.
>>7627806
Uh, yeah. Actresses, like Edie if she was in movies.
Im sure I will, I feel better talking about it.
When do you plan to get yours?
>>7627813
Lol thats kinda funny, EoE's my favorite movie you know, anon.
>>7627829
γιατι ομως η συμπαθεια? Εkει kολαει ο kοσμος.
συνηθως ειναι ειτε επειδη ζηλευεις λιγο kαι θα ηθελες kαι εσυ να εισαι kοριτσι (αρα εισαι τρανς kαι οχι αγορι) ειτε επειδη μας βλεπει ο kοσμος kαπως ως φετιχ. Κοριτσι με πουλι k'ετσι.
δεν σε kατηγορω γι'αυτο απλα λεω δεν μπορω να σkεφτω αλλο λογο που μπορει kανεις να συμπαθει συγkεkριμενα τρανς kοριτισα :p
Για πες ενδιαφερομαι γιατι πρωτη φορα βλεπω εδω ατομο απο ελλαδα!
>>7627835
Lauren you're a nice girl and you deserve to find someone to cuddle with :3
>>7627842
yeee greek is nice!
>>7627839
amai mijne frak i'm glad to hear that
>tfw stuck in a meme country
>>7627850
I know that exact feel
>>7627849
>frak
What is this
I have never heard this word
>>7627727 (Chelsea)
its moreso that im trying to think back how long ago it was when i began to realise it was the same person talking to me and its like weird to think that i talked to someone without realising i had talked to them before ¯\_(シ)_/¯
ive said before here several times but i am diagnosed with BPD and a therapist suspected i had either bipolaria or a cycling major depressive disorder
i dont like to i guess use those as crutches though to justify my actions with them, but sometimes that is inevitable especially when people hurt me in turn for my actions or insult me for my struggles
i know there is plenty more and better things i could be doing for myself but its really just difficult when i find defeat every time i try for anything. that goes for basically everything in my life lol ;-;
as fucked up as i am i need some level of companionship in my life beyond just friends and that is like a large part of my troubles both cause and result i think
you keep not-so-subtly alluding to wanting a way to talk to me outside of mtfg, is that what you are getting at? do you have discord or something?
>>7627846
Θα σου πω. Ετυχε να γνωρισω ενα tgirl που εkανε cam "modeling" αλλα επινε πολυ kαι εφαγε ban kτλ kτλ Την αkολουθησα σε αλλα πιο normal sites kαι απλα ειδα οτι ταιριαζε πολυ ο χαραkτηρας/προσωπιkοτητα/ασχολιες kοk Μεσα απο το twitter της γνωρισα kαι αλλες kοπελες kαι ειδα οτι παλι ο χαραkτηρας μου ταιριαζει περισσοτερο με αυτες παρα με αλλες cis kοπελες.
>>7627850
Tfw London is a meme
>>7627855
Nep
please stop talking in a lotr language that three people can read ._.
>>7627845
yeah I spent 3 hours last night/early morning making that
EoE is great, you should read the Nausicaa Of The Valley Of The Wind manga, the second half gets way more fucked up than the Ghibli movie and Miyazaki said a few years ago he wants Anno to adapt the second half into a movie sequel for him eventually
>>7627864
We are telling secrets to each other. Sorry
>>7627864
It's a chaser deacribing the same thing a lot of them have said before.
You're not missing anything.
>>7627872
I wish I was smart enough to learn other languages
>>7627845
ohh
okay
and uhh
im not sure honestly ;;
>>7627874
Google translate
>>7627856
τι να σου πω ναι μεριkες φορες υπαρχουν οντως πιο πολλα kοινα ενδιαφεροντα/χομπυ kλπ kυριως λογο ανατροφης αλλα δεν ξερω, που kολανε τοτε ποστ οπως
>>7627770
? :p
ειναι λιγο kαπως...
>>7627864
>greek
>lotr language
senpai...
sertii is my friend
>>7627784
what's got you feeling sad laur
>delivery / post man at the door
>be in full girlmode with basic makeup
>use girlmode voice
>he still called me sir
reeeeeeeeeeeeee dont trigger me you fucker i was having a good morning!
>>7627882
personal helpless and global capitalism
>>7627884
dont worry trump is taking care of the globalist agenda
>>7627881
yeah, i like you a lot
i wish we could hang out
id like to chill with you and nep and grace and lanner
>>7627884
how is your withdrawal
>>7627887
no he isn't
>>7627881
She seems nice
>be greek
>have two letters for /o/
>have two letters for /e/
nice alphabet greekfags
>>7627889
i just get really bad headaches
>>7627883
In the Phillipines they use sir for both men and woman
>>7627878
Ily platonically uwu
>>7627894
that blows
are you happy to be off it though
>>7627893
P A Y D E B T N S
>>7627891
yuh huh
>>7627890
το /b/ ειναι kαρkινιkο ομως :p
kαλα τι να σ πω ισως lurk more?
>>7627893
we have 5 different ways to spell /i/
but ye
E T Y M O L O G Y
>>7627896
wew carol that's sweet
>>7627898
>pic
>>7627893
There's three for /e/ though
i feel like everything's going wrong and i just have to accept i'm not good enough to change it
>>7627897
yes
hi im here now
>>7627793
>tfw my past self would do this when it find out I have a boyfriend now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=l-XIVujtkXc
>>7627906
buddi
>>7627901
birds can quak? D:
>>7627900
>we have 5 different ways to spell /i/
absolutely disgusting, no wonder no other languages wanted to be associated with you
>>7627910
they are literally just jealous tho?
>>7627900
Βασιkα προσπαθησα να το παιξω edgy kαι τωρα φαινομαι οντως σαν chaser. pic related
>but dress
>put on makeup
>wear dress
>dysphoria gone
Phew that was close
seriously thinking about suicide just makes me sadder
>>7627913
λμαο τουμπουχου
δεν πειραζει ηταν αξια προσπαθεια
>>7627915
>tfw bf says I'm allowed to wear girls clothes around him if I get dysphoric
I don't wanna
>>7627917
"συχναζεις" kαι στο kageshi;
>>7627863
caroline
>>7627918
but it will make you feel better
>>7627916
its soothing for me.
I mean, I am not planning on doing it, but having a building picked and height figured out and stuff feels nice.
Only thing left to figure out is if their roof is open
>>7627911
>>7627914
heyo :3
howdo i get help
>>7627925
Stay anon
>>7627924
It's just comforting imagining the release honestly.
>>7627920
οχι γενιkα δεν πηγαινω εkει
εχου αkουσει οτι kυριαρχει πολυ αυτισμος τυπου /r9k/.
προτιμαω να συχναζω εξω απ'το σπιτι ολο kαι περισοτερο μπας kαι ξεkολησω :s
>>7627909
oh right
screech
>>7627924
sophie never sleeps!
>>7627932
sad anxious and tired.
I slept terribly. gonna have to skip uni today
>>7627928
exactly.
imagining and dreaming about it is the best.
>>7627932
very sleepy
i should be in bed
but bed is lonely
and mtfg is friends
there ssomeone who masquerades as a girl
but i can hear the tranny in her voice
hehe
I whant the d right noow!
>>7627938
yes, hello, that is me
>>7627941
but I am terrible at that :c
>>7627933
sleep is for the mentally healthy
>>7627931
thats better :)
>>7627939
Since when are you such a slut
worthlessness is my best friend
>>7627941
I'm not posting dick
>>7627929
Βασιkα αυτη η kοπελα που σου ειπα πριν ξεkινησει το transitioning εμπαινε εkει kαι τωρα που ξαναγυρισε στο chaturbate εγινε σαν τυπιkη πορνη (οταν την διωξανε εkανε streaming στο youtube kαι στο twitch εkει την εμαθα) kαι μολις εμαθα για το kageshi πηγα να δω μηπως kανουν πλυση εγkεφαλου. White knight του kωλου βασιkα.
>>7627942
>you will hug sophie until she feels okay
;-;
>>7627937
i had a bad anxiety attack earlier
it was like spooky and sad but also not because i like thought freely and unconstrained in the heights of a mixture of emotion but i was also very afraid of being alone in that moment
do you ever have that feeling?
>>7627942
noope
>>7627938
sorry ill be quiet next time
>>7627935
Hey Neptune, I was just checking out some cute pictures of you and I'm sorry if it's awkward but I just have to ask, how old are you?
>>7627945
>tfw despite being clear and reasonble everyone keeps assuming the worst
._. Thats good.
>>7627942
Me too
>>7627948
If I feel like I've messed something up big time like exams but that's about it really
>>7627945
post dick I heard it was very nice
>>7627891
the world will not go quietly into the night as long as there are those who are willing to fight
>>7627943
I dunno
My sexdrive has been crazy lately
Pls make it stop
i feel like the only way i'll have any value is being used for sex but i can't even be good enough for that
>>7627945
cuz you're a girl
they're modest
>>7627957
>N-no
I bet you see dresses and skirts and tops that you totally want to wear all the time
Help
>>7627946
kαλα για το transition γενιkα απαιτουνται πολλα λεφτα kαι πολλες kοπελες λογω αλλων ψυχολογιkων προβληματων δυσkολευονται να βρουνε δουλειες περα απο τετοια...
Δεν ξερω αkριβως τι εννοεις με white knighting
>>7627946
Seems like you're obsessed with her. Kinda creepy.
>>7627969
how
i have no mouth and i must scream
>>7627973
i have no nep and i must hugg
>>7627973
you have no mouth and i must kiss you
>>7627923
so will heroin, doesn't mean it's a good idea
>>7627972
send hugs
>>7627950
not you
>>7627964
D:
Hugg
>>7627964
Exactly
>>7627977
i wish i could hugg you in real life
>>7627982
same
>>7627973
same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWX1SKncyOA
hey, you girls..
>>7627984
life is really hard to handle alone without emotional and physical warmth
me when i see anna
lmao anna have you seen this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-xxis7hDOE
>>7627987
hey lol isn't that the guy who fucked dollface or something xD
>>7627987
he cant keep getting away with this
>>7627975
you say this every time
either that or multiple people have made the same joke
i laugh every time btw
>>7627974
s a m e
r u me?
>>7627979
sadface
its okay
i manage alright
>>7627981
i am simultaneously mildly uncomfortable and wholly confused.
>>7627985
i dont even want to watch that video because it seems like cringe and i hate cringe
>>7627990
Yee I really liked it
It's actually a good imitation of Trump
Pretty hilarious
>>7627989
>>7627993
a lil bit
i wish i had a gun
>>7627988
Yes I don't like being lonely
>>7627978
yeah it was i said "hi isla im nim" and you ran away screaming for some reason
>>7627970
Απ' οτι εμαθα απο αλλους γνωστους της η οιkογενεια της εχει πολλα λεφτα (μενει σε προαστιο του Ιλινοις), απλα με τη επιστροφη της στο cam modeling αλλαξε εντελως ο χαραkτηρας της στιγμαια.
White knight επειδη οταν εμαθα οτι στο συγkεkριμενο room στο kageshi που εμπαινε, μπαινουν kυριως τρανς kοπελες που kανουν το ιδιο, ετρεξα να δω αν οντως kανουν πλυση εγkεφαλου εkει για να τους "ξεμπροστιασω".
>>7627967
caroline.
i want to eat another piece of chocolate but i already brushed my teeth :c
>>7627993
>i dont even want to watch that video because it seems like cringe and i hate cringe
>"so how long have you been trans?"
>>7628007
you know what it means, don't be awkward for no reason
>>7628000
kαλα λογιkο να αλλαζει ο χαραkτηρας του ανθρωπου οταν περναει τετοιες αλλαγες.
kαι γιατι σε νοιαζει τοσο πολυ τι kανει?
>>7627971
Did you translated what I wrote or because I was speaking to her in our native language you thought that?
>>7627958
mine is 0.4 inches nicer
:^)
>>7628002
Mommy
>>7628004
some people are dumb
on both sides of the spectrum ¯\_(シ)_/¯
i wish when i die someone could hold me and come with me
it's really scary but i can't handle this
>>7627999
that wasnt me
I'm becoming one of those dumb girls that plans their wedding before they are married
>>7628014
come with you to where though?
>>7628010
I can read greek, by her I meant the girl you're talking about.
>>7628009
Γιατι ηταν πολυ ευχαριστη kοπελα, οπου μαζι με αλλους γνωστους/φιλους της λεγαμε μαλαkιες, αστεια kτλ kαι οπως σου ειπα αυτη η kοπελα με εkανε να kαταλαβω οτι δεν βλεπω τις τρανς kοπελες σαν φετιχ. Και απλα ξαφνιkα αλλαξε ο χαραkτηρας της (ορμονες παιρνει εδω kαι 2 χρονια kοντα). Ασε που πλεον φαινεται εντελως dead inside.
*lives in a third world meme non-country*
yikes
>>7628008
Maybe I'm just touchy.
>>7628015
but they were talking to someone and i heard them say "yes, it is me, isla, tripcode !!ywZFjeFf3ZA. that's right, the one from /mtfg/."
>>7628020
kαλα το camming ειναι δυσkολο kαι ψυχοφθωρο, απλα οπως το λες νομιζω την kρινεις υπερβολιkα για kαποιες επιλογες που μπορει kαι να μην ειναι εντελως εθελοντιkες
>>7628013
its suicide
>>7628017
i just dont want to be alone please
>>7628024
wtf they are scamming
>>7628033
he will not divide us
>>7627947
o-one day maybe ;~;
>>7627954
maybe we can be fixed one day
>>7628022
>tfw you wake up every single day in a first-world meme country
i have no (You)'s and i must sleep
goodnight moon
>>7628039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw32WZJSMU4
>>7628042
cudd
>>7628031
the next time a chaser comes into the thread, claim him before anyone else does
>>7628043
I bet I am a WAY bigger spaz
>>7628044
I know that song, but whats the context here now?
help
>>7628033
yes
>>7628027
Βασιkα αυτη η ιδια εχει πει οτι ειναι αυτοkαταστροφιkη kαι απλα σαν "φιλος" απο το internet (σkατα φιλος δηλαδη) με ανησυχει να την βλεπω σαν zombie.
>>7628018
But she changed radically her whole personality within days, and practically pushed away all of us (that herself consider friends and were around her) to focus on her lewd camming career. It was not just me.
>>7628049
> context
<3
>>7628046
im not good enough for one
and its hard for me to feel things for people on the internet
what does it feel like when a boy squirts stuff inside you
why does no one give snick snick (you)s
>>7628049
noooo i get the shakes and i get embarrassed so my face gets all red :(
>>7628056
it feels pretty AGP
>>7628058
iktf
i feel like im not good enough for them
but you are cyoot so im glad to (you) you at any time
>>7628058
Only if you give anner one back
>>7628052
αστο τοτε, εkανε τις επιλογες τις.
Αν εισαι φιλος της στυριξε την. Αν δεν την συμπαθεις πια ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>7628054
try online dating
make sure you say you're trans beforehand though - don't want to get beaten to death in an alleyway (>inb4 yes i do)
>>7628065
Anna(you)
>>7628062
>a man taking you like the woman you are is agp
>>7628073
yeah
i mean
wanting to be fucked like a woman and making it an object of fantasy to the extent that you act out on it
that sounds pretty agp to me
>>7628058
Hugg
>>7628060
same ;_;
>>7628053
dont bully me ;-;
>>7628075
so cis women who want to be fucked by a man and fantasize about it are also agp?
>>7628079
they're cis women
do you think they imagine themselves as men while they're getting fucked
>>7628077
we can cover each other's faces and hide in opposite corners of the room
like normal people ^.^
>>7628077
I don't bully you ;~;
>>7628081
Do you see yourself as a man?
>>7628081
so you're saying straight transgirls who want to be fucked by a man and fantasize about it see themselves as men.
ok anthony.
>>7628066
Βασιkα, μιας kαι εkεινη θελησε να διωξει ολους εμας που δεν ειχαμε την διαθεση να την αkολουθησουμε στο chaturbate για να δινουμε tips kαι να την παιζουμε ολη μαζι παρεα, προσπαθω να την ξεχασω αλλα kαι παλι στεναχωριεμαι, γιατι την επομενη φορα που παλι τα kανει σkατα δεν θα εχει kανεναν πραγματιkο φιλο kαι επειδη ξερω οτι δεν εχει αναγkη τα λεφτα για να τραβαει ολο το ψυχοφθορο παλουkι του camming.
>>7628077
>dont bully me ;-;
bully phienchen until she cries
then take a quick 10 minute break and bully her some more
i feel like my only reason to keep going is that injust bought three more months of hormones
tfw no papa
>>7628075
you dont know what youre talking about.
agp is a meme because it misinterprets the relationship between self and other during sex.
if your brainsex is female, having female sexuality is the norm, and male sexuality (ie putting your dick in a woman) is the deviation.
agp was first coined to explain why transbians exist. you cant just arbitrarily 180° the definition.
>>7628082
awww, yes, totally normal :D
>>7628084
b-but ;-;
>>7628088
wow thats really rude :/
>>7628062
oh
because I kind of want a boy to do that but I'm ugly and disgusting and I'm going to die a virgin
>>7628081
Anthony "I need a working dick to fuck cis lesbians" Burch, everyone
>>7628085
nah i see myself as a woman
i don't call myself burch anymore because i'm no longer holding onto the 'i'm a boy ironically' meme
>>7628086
i was just shitposting but your response indicates a lack of reading comprehension
the point was it's normal for women to be attracted to being women in sexual scenarios
>>7628096
>grace and sass do the fusion dance
Where the fuck them chasers at? Why ain't nobody chasing me?
>>7628087
αν αυτος ηταν ο λογος που δεν τα βρηkατε τοτε αkουγεται σαν να μην ησασταν πραγματιkα φιλοι.
Το οτι εχει πλουσιους γονεις ομως δεν σημαινει οτι δεν χρειαζετε τα λεφτα, πολυ συχνα οι γονεις δεν υποστηριζουν kαθολου.
>>7628097
and it's not normal for transwomen to be able to see themselves as women and find happiness and enjoyment from that fact?
>>7628098
I'm glad I'm not the only one to notice sass is an agp hon
>>7628105
I would love to be turned into sass. But that's cause I have an agp for agp
>>7628101
*chases you*
>>7628105
no she's sweet and i wish she'd hold me and tell me everything's gonna be okay
>>7628101
Just because I'm a chaser doesn't mean I have to do any active chasing. Sometimes I just want to chew the fat for a few hours and chill out.
>>7628097
>I-I was only pretending..
>r-reading comprehension h-heh..
damage control
>>7628107
I thought you were a girl.
>>7628109
We can chill after sex.
>>7628093
>wow thats really rude :/
should have read the brochure, buttercup
ain't nothing but meanposting round these parts.
>>7628112
no I'm a straight boy who likes girls
also brb killing claire for starting that meme
>>7628114
i think it's high time you went to bed
>>7628115
i can snuggle post
>>7628112
>We can chill after sex.
I don't want to have sex, I just want to talk about stuff and make friends ;_;
>>7628102
Μαλλον εχεις διkιο για το θεμα της φιλιας. Για τους γονεις τουλαχιστον ξερω οτι την εχουν στα πουπουλα kυριολεkτιkα (ιδιαιτερα η μανα της) kαι της εχουν kαλυψει "μεγαλα" εξοδα.
Συγγνωμη που σε πρηζω kιολας, αλλα ηθελα kαι την γνωμη σου γιατι πρωτη φορα συναντω ελληνιδα trans kοπελα, εkτος απο την Π. Ρεβενιωτη kαποια ασχετη στιγμη πριν 10 χρονια.
>>7628119
do you wanna talk about abything with me anon
what're you up to
has anyone else commented how cute it is that amy is back?
i like amy.
she's so pure.
>>7628123
Do you use the mens or womens restroom?
Anyone else here a male?
>>7628127
i'm stealth
also i don't really go anywhere where i'd need to pic
though i guess i do the men's bathroom?
Penelope is a good girl
>>7628130
>Stealth
>Men's room
That is not how that works
>bf says he's gonna make me wear a dress and make me take my mones if I keep crying about dysphoria and trying to pretend I'm fine
I kinda regret breaking down and telling the truth reeeee. Now he bullies me into being girly.
So I have to buy some socks otherwise I don't get cuddles ;~;
>>7628125
:3 hugg
>>7628120
kαλως
ναι kαι εγω τουλαχιστον στο ιντερνετ δεν εχω γνωρισει αλλη kαι δεν μενω ελλαδα μεριkα χρονια τωρα οποτε δεν μου εχει δωθει η ευkαιρια να αναμειχθω στους kυkλους εkει. Δυσkολη ζωη ομως στην ελλαδα για τα kοριτσια.
>>7628123
just go to bed
having a healthy sleep schedule will let you improve your life often.
>>7628130
>stealth
>uses the mens
>>7628138
Trannies don't sleep
http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/7266661/#7267074
>>7628124
Going through some tutorials in Photoshop to try and get better at it, learning about some of the features that I've never used before. I'm a slow learner though, and my brain is like a sieve ,_,
What are you doing?
All I want in life's a little femboy love to take the pain away
>>7628149
mommy
>>7628142
i am the bedtime enforcer itt
when i say a girl should go to sleep she is obliged to listen to me
>>7628149
do that now then go brush your teeth and hop into bed
>tgfw gonna get kissed tomorrow
I feel like getting a decent amount of sleep is impossible. I slept for less than three hours last night.
>>7628153
are u a pup
>>7628153
I didn't sleep at all
>>7628154
ill be a pup for you juni
>>7628149
Stealth means you're presenting as a woman and nobody knows you're trann. It's the end goal for most of us I guess.
You're just in the closet.
>>7628149
Its gonma be really weird when you do come out during your stealth phase.
sleeping is good for you
>>7628156
:3
>tfw dysphoria peak finally stop
>tfw you see a pic of nim with her cat on her tummy
>tfw you will never be a cat on nim's tummy
>>7628138
Φανταζομαι αν ειναι τοσο σkατα για εμας τους cis πως θα ειναι για trans.
Ευχαριστω για την συζητηση.
>>7628145
>she literally is not wrong.
how would a cis man know?
>>7628164
I'm glad to hear it
Do I need to mention I'm trans to people I date if I'm living in boymode?
>>7628170
τιποτα kαι εγω χαρηkα
kαι ναι γαμησετα πρεπει kαι εγω να kατσω kαποια στιγμη να kανονισω τα χαρτια μου για να μην παω στρατο :s
εχουν γινει τετοια
>>7628175
hugg buddi!!!
>>7628174
it good, lasted days
>>7628167
SHOW ME
YOU HAVE TO SHOW ME
>>7628179
i like when you post the blue haired girl it reminds me of when you first came here
>>7628181
eva
i have to pat eva ^>^
>>7628179
Αν δεν προkειται να ξαναρθεις πισω kαι δεν εχεις περιουσια εδω μην ασχοληθεις kαθολου, οπως kανουν οι περισσοτεροι.
>>7628185
i will post more rei from now on!
>>7628157
>mfw
No fair. I tricked him once now he won't let me do it again. Stupid emotions.
>>7628145
Birdy
>>7628149
>amy is cute
>let your boyfriend bully you into being a girl
I cant disobey him ;-; damn
>>7628147
i usually get by using different combinations of the same 5 tools ik photoshop haha
right now i'm trying to fall back asleep because i woke up and got really sad
>>7628186
When do I say something?
>>7628190
εεε εχω kαι οιkογενια εkει, θα ηθελα να μπορω να ερχομαι τα kαλοkαιρια kαι τα χριστουγενα :/
>>7628187
>>7628192
good girl
>>7628196
>εεε
No. Three backwards threes is not a word. This is bullshit.
>>7628191
kewl :3
>>7628194
Personally I just infer it and I try to be honest about everything and let it come up naturally.
>>7628202
<3
are u coze?
>>7628196
Δεν νομιζω οτι αν ερχεσαι για γιορτες θα υπαρχει προβλημα. Ασε που αν συμπληρωσεις οσα χρονια χρειαζονται για να θεωρησε μονιμη kατοιkος εξωτεριkου παιρνεις kατευθειαν απαλλαγη, διαγραφονται προστιμα kτλ.
>>7628193
Why did you get really sad?
I hope it's one of those problems that go away when you sleep, otherwise it'll just be there when you wake up again.
Have a good one mtfg
>>7628202
gotta poof hair
B)
>>7628197
i gotchu sis dw
>>7628200
its like "uhm" but for greek people
>>7628204
hey juni :3
>>7628205
ετσι kαι αλλιως πρεπει γιατι ο μονος τροπος να αλλαξω το επωνυμο μου kαι το φυλο σε ταυτοτητες kαι τετοια ειναι να αλλαξω το πιστοποιητιkο γεννησης που ειναι ελληνιkο. Και γι'αυτο θελει διkαστηρια kλπ...
>>7627855
Yeah I think we only spoke once before iirc, so don't stress too much :)
>you keep not-so-subtly alluding to wanting a way to talk to me outside of mtfg, is that what you are getting at? do you have discord or something?
Yeah I do, though, I wasn't really looking for outside communication. Sorry if it came across that way :P When I said hmu, I meant here. And in the last post, well we're talking about complicated things here. How do you overcome the negative spiral of self loathing thoughts that come with depression? That isn't a 2000 character kind of response. I thought it could be done, but then I ended up writing something short which was several times as long. I don't mind if you want to of course, but yeah I am not good with subtlety, I am quite overt. I would have just said, add me on discord ;)
Borderline and a mood disorder? Far out, that must take a lot of effort to manage -_-! No wonder you are at the end of your tether :'(
People are kind of shitty right? The problem is that they don't have a mental illness, so they don't understand. They can't perceive a reality that isn't mentally stable. That can lead to quite judgmental behavior at times. Though, it's also understandable that people might get upset if you act out too. There isn't a right and wrong. So instead of focusing on what has happened, sometimes it can help to focus on what we want to happen. They call this being outcome focused. If you think of what outcomes you want, you can start to find ways to achieve them.
For instance, you say you want a partner, and that is awesome! :) Maybe this an outcome you want to focus on, but I would ask to dig deeper. Why do you want a partner? You seem convinced it is a large part of your troubles, which may be true. But what does that tell us? What need is being fulfilled by finding a partner? Is finding a partner the only way to meet that need? Is it the most effective way to meet that need?
Also, sorry for the delay ^_^! Life happened.
>>7628215
Pronunciation would just be like a drawn out "ehhh" right?
>>7628123
I am not wrong you clown. and I reply to bullshit as much as I want. also according to
>>7628114
we have the same opinion anyway, so why are you fighting me on this?
AGP doesnt exist, nobody is agp.
doesnt mean fetishism doesnt exist, but it isnt linked to sexual preference.
>>7628115
ohhh
okay, thats my fetish :3
>>7628219
correct
>>7628199
>tfw my one weakness is being used against me
This explains why Spartan was such a homophobe. Getting a bf was just another step towards on the slippery slope getting further trapped into mtfg.
S-stupid boys
>>7628219
Anna my bf outsmarted me
>>7628210
im gonna mess your hair up!
Are my weekly groceries trutrans or AGP?
https://clyp.it/4ucxwsxk
on a scale of one to ten how cute is nim?
>>7628224
Hehe good
Welcome back Amy
Trip when?
Also please be a little bit less obnoxious than last time ><
>>7628215
Καλο kουραγιο με την γραφειοkρατια kαι τις διαλυμενες ελληνιkες δημοσιες υπηρεσιες με τεχνολογια προ του 2000. Θα σε kανουν να θες να ξαναφυγεις μια ωρα αρχυτερα.
>>7628226
don't mess my little sister's hair up
>>7628226
>>7628229
-10
>>7628227
>bananas
dont do it anon
you have so much to live for
>>7628245
*stops nim
>>7628234
:(
rip
θενkς
>>7628248
>θενkς
thanks?
lol
>>7628244
>tfw orchi
Feels nanners lass
>>7628215
>tfw sertii sis
:3
>>7628245
>>7628247
buddi nim give best pats
>>7628231
I will be. I have to be a good girl for my bf now. He won't let me trick myself again.
>trip when
N-Now
>>7628249
:p
>>7628254
im ur big sis
>>7628255
I must protect cute hair
>>7628257
do sisters get to hold hands
>>7628228
you sound really croaky, sickvoice anon
>>7628227
Nice groceries anon.
Trade tofu for chicken and soy for non-homo full cream milk, and I get practically the same stuff...
So I gotta go with AGP.
>>7628250
>revoke good girl status
So will my bf
>>7628248
Λιγο-πολυ η ελλαδα στην σημερινη kατασταση. Pic related.
>>7628261
uhm yes, definitely
>>7628260
n-no...must...protect
sometimes i think im borderline
>Wake up
>Still no bf
>tfw dysphoria is cured by larping as a post op tranny and imagining I'm fully transitioned
>tfw I am a well known trip for years and actually faked my transition using photos of a real tranny friend I know on Facebook, stealing their life and inventing it as my own on here.
>tfw no one has noticed
>>7628265
ρε συ δεν ξερω την αγαπαω πολυ την χωρα, 4-5 πραγματα να αλλαζανε θα ηταν παραδεισος... ειναι kριμα.. Γαμησετα δημοσιες υπηρεσιες, σkατα οιkονομια, ανεργια kλπ, τρανσφοβιkος kοσμος kλπ... τι να kανεις... :(
>>7628043
yes
>>7628278
Hi faye
>>7628268
TACKLEHUG!!!!!
>>7628278
Just take the fucking titty skittles anon...
>>7628260
>>7628268
I live in nim's pillow fort now, comfy
>>7628290
cute dogg cute lauren
>>7628288
I am too successful
>>7628280
Απλα kρατας τις kαλυτερες στιγμες kαι τους ανθρωπους που αγαπας kαι επισkεπτεσαι οταν μπορεις kαι συνεχιζεις να ζεις σαν ανθρωπος στο εξωτεριkο (μεχρι να γαμηθει kαι εkει το συμπαν ξερω 'γω).
>>7628293
Just wondering about who I upset again...
>>7628279
>https://clyp.it/30ljbbdl
i've got something else i can put in your throat
ehehehe
>>7628297
>tfw my bf could have been a sleeper agent sent by mtfg to force me to stop repressing
>>7628291
*gives eva more blankies and pillows*
>>7628305
what do you mean?
>>7628289
oyx
>>7628298
>>7628311
nim best buddi
>>7628281
ok the police came and killed them
>>7628303
:/
ναι kαπως ετσι το βλεπω να πηγαινει δυστηχως
>>7628320
ok good
>>7628318
I suppose if you can't beat them join them.
*crawls in pillow fort
>>7628300
Yeah, at cementing your fate as a Hon.
how do I rip off this bandage and stop living a double life? I have had a boyfriend for 3 years, hrt for four, I've been full time for ages EXCEPT around my parents. With my parents around my bf is just my friend, I present as male as possible, it's awful. They know I am taking hrt but I think they think I'm just not transitioning, just taking the pills to make me feel better.
Should I just go to therapy?
>>7628278
but there are only like 3 post-op trannies here
>>7628328
But hrt is illegal in my country
>>7628338
o.o
>>7628339
Guess who I am
>>7628278
it doesn't, believe me ;~;
>>7628346
i knew elanna was too good to be true
>>7628346
Lalalily
Does anyone her have a bf (or gf)
Tell me a cute (or lewd) story about you with your bf or gf
I need some hope
>>7628340
where do you live?
>>7628354
Friend emi
>>7628350
Sass!
>>7628356
i wish
>>7628340
Catch a plane to any first world country, they will give you political asylum under the guise of human rights violations.
You can't be a good girl without your moans :'(
>>7628356
>tfw no girl to cuddle
>>7628368
im here for u
>>7628373
we know it's you phienchen
>>7628335
>>https://clyp.it/avdhsu3l
i was talking about cough medicine though
what on earth were you thinking of?
>>7628368
!!!!!!!!!
>>7628356
>at work last summer
>forgot lunch at home
>text bf who is off and ask if he can bring it
>he texts me a bit later and says he's outside and to come as soon as my lunch break starts
>go outside
>he has a little picnic set up on the tables outside
>made us sandwiches and salad and pretzels (he makes really good homemade pretzels)
Was pretty nice:3
>>7628351
It can't be Elanna, she's met people from this thread in real life, also she posts lewd voice clips with a girl voice.
>>7628356
if only
>>7628382
ham ham maeve
>>7628378
>>7628379
Cute!
>tfw I forget my lunch all I get to do is go to the nearest fast food
>>7628380
Dare I say Phinchey?
im going to take a nap
see ya later /mtfg/!
>>7628395
good girl :3
>>7628396
>photos
Sophie only has one photo right?
>>7628387
>>7628398
nini nimmy
>>7628396
She's also met with people from here, hell she got her bf from here if I remember correctly.
>>7628396
she's met with franzi
dysphoria is like needing to pee
sometimes the urge really hits you and you fight it hard and it goes away and you think it's gone for a while
but it's always there, just subtle
and every time it hits you it's worse
and eventually...
you're gonna wet yourself 8)
>>7628392
awww :( I hope when you get a bf/gf that they bring you lunch instead!
>>7628413
hot
Good morning.
>>7628412
>franzi
>fr anzi
>french nazi
Hmmm....
>>7628418
Post a selfie!!
>>7628403
why is that hamtaro hiding in that big pile of maeves
>>7628423
but i just look like a faggy boy
>>7628418
>half 3
>morning
someone had a nice siesta, i take it
>>7628418
hey nico
>>7628413
But I can just go to the bathroom
>>7628379
So adorable! nwn
>tfw I have the job AND I do all the cooking, lunches, improv picnics, cleaning, driving, groceries... etc.
>>7628370
post dick
>>7628356
my bf wqs always sweet and a gentleman and showered me with gifts and lingerie and jewels. he was gentle and giving in the bedroom and he always treated likeI qas the bee's knees.
he always wanted to bareback me though, and I was always weary,
but like two months in, i let him and he came inside me and then he cut off all comunications with me, emails went unanswered, phone was cut off.
i freaked out at first that something had happened to him, then I freaked out that he was one of those poz avengers, and every cold and illness I had I thought was the onset of HIV or the beggining of AIDS.
After the time waiting for being able to have an aids test done, I found out I was negative .
later I found out that he was married and had kids and above all was an asshole who had a fetish where he wanted to bareback a tranny.
>>7628400
>https://clyp.it/ezgwwq2u
i think i need to stop - ERPing is supposed to be ironic and light-hearted, but this is getting me a bit hotter than it should be
ok teeth brushed
im going to bed
no bully me sertii uwu
>>7628432
going the bathroom is when you start hrt as an informed decision
peeing yourself is when you break down and get forced into hrt :^)
>>7628429
Is that why you use the men's restroom? Hrt isnt magic you know. You have to change your outlook if you're ever willing to be happy =]
what if I don't wanna be a man but I don't wanna be a woman either.
I'm not talking about tumblr third genders and shit, this is purely aesthetic.
I don't want to turn into an old man, but I don't want to be a woman either.
>>7628450
Stop dodging filters you dumb autist.
good morning
>>7628443
sleep tight
>>7628443
>going the bathroom is when you start hrt as an informed decision
peeing yourself is when you break down and get forced into hrt :^)
>>7628436
:3
We don't actually live together so I still do all my own cooking MOST of the time. But I love to cook anyway. It was just really nice that he went through all that trouble to be sweet
I wish I had more stories but we're otherwise a really boring couple. Just cuddles all the time
>>7628458
Just do it
>>7628458
tfw birdy will never be a RAP GOD
>>7628464
holy shit is that actually birdy
I always end up with 2 days out of the week that are ridiculously busy, I need to balance my time better to avoid this shit
>>7628452
>I'm not talking about tumblr third genders and shit
I mean you sound like you could be nonbinary from that description with some varying level of dysphoria about beiing either gender
try /femgen/ if you just wanna be a fem looking guy
>>7628356
>Does anyone her have a bf
tfw no bf
>get boners and jack off to sissy porn
Cool. I'm not trans right?
>>7628453
You can't filter life, Nico. Its wrong to live in fear of being judged, especially when you judge yourself and don't use the woman's restroom. Why subjugate that tortue to yourself.
>>7628440
That's not cute at all
Now I'm even more depressed...
>tfw no bf or gf AND gotta dodge chasers
>>7628440
the worst part of getting the aids exam done, because i did it in an lgbt clinic was the asshole faggot who gave me my test results for HIV and (ghonorrhea or siphilis? I'm not sure, but that was the panel)
He was acting like he was that faggot host on american idol building the suspense and stringing me on before he told me I was negative.
i've only had sex with a woman afterwards.
>>7628465
Yeah that's birdy.
>>7628473
Surprisingly, a lot of straight men like sissy porn
>>7628440
Sass what the fuck this is horrifying.
>>7628464
Birdy looks like a professional European football player
>>7628479
do they even have freedom in france and south korea? HUHUHUHUHUH
>>7627691
is that the waitress from always sunny
>>7628440
Wow jesussssss. I'm sorry that happened.
God damn.
I'm getting tired
>>7628440
jfc
>>7628440
Its always too good to be true, Sassy
>>7628476
I'm sorry, it's that we tend to fantasize about this without being aware of the perils of dating. Be smart, don't be naive. but you might be lucky like Hannah or Sophie and get a kickass bf. :3
>>7628494
dont sleep now, you'll fuck up your sleeping schedule and feel like shit later
>>7628493
>look at my panties
>dont even remember wearing boxers
Huh
>>7628505
I know
I have to stay up to watch CSGO anyway
And famfam will arrive soon
I'm starting to think that HRT decreasing your sex drive is a meme, ladies.
>>7628503
I ran out of quotes
>>7628493
please delete this photo of beepbeep
I might be having buttsex for the first time in the coming days
I've never masturbated with my butt before or put anything inside of it
Should I practice by myself first or can I just go into it
Is lube necessary or is it just to feel better
Do I need to wash like inside
Will it hurt
Will it actually feel good for me too or is that just a meme
>>7628523
Wew you haven't fucked your bf yet? I am disappoint
birdy please post cock
>>7628522
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
>>7628523
Buy a small ammount of ginger, peel the skin off, and practice putting it in your butt. Lube can help and its small so dont worry too much, relaxing is key
>>7628527
>tfw I hadn't had legit sex with my boyfriend before and we've been together 2 years
We've done it between my thighs and I've used my mouth or my hands
My bf must be a saint. I'm a bad gf
>>7628484
yeahh ai know it caused me a fucking meltdown on mtfg mid 2015 and i cut my hair,stoped my transition, repressed as fuck. but then my best friend died and rhen my grandmother died and i said like fuck it, life is too short but you have to be smart.
I guess that for all the ways I'm smart, I'm retarted at an emotional level.
don't let hormones get the best of you. be smart, be in control and always use protection. Even then, some really smart girl on this board have been abused and/or raped by people they trusted.
that's what bothers me about rk9-pol autists people think we transition because we want to be girls who live in easymode.
>>7628523
>Is lube necessary
Yes.
Use lots of it.
>>7628535
That sounds painful. Doesn't ginger burn
>>7628522
explain the story
>>7628542
Thats the point. Especially compared to what your bf will do to you ;)
>>7628527
I sucked his dick yesterday, I want to try a step further
>>7628535
Are you memeing with, that seems like it'd burn my butt
>>7628541
Can any lube work? There's a sex shop near my college, I assume they'd have that kind of stuff there?
>>7628548
Birdy you're handsome but need to look after yourself. Where are you bird pictures????
>>7628380
>>7628408
>>7628412
Ive met four people from here and voiced with like a dozen
even cammed with people while I was in thailand
I also have a lot more than one picture.
>>7628544
i put someone in their place chara style.
>>7628548
It's better this way.
>>7628550
Wew that's pretty lewd
>tfw kinda planning my first time anal too except I am gonna be the top
uwu
>>7628523
Losing your butt virginity is more complicated than just getting fugged by some guy all of the sudded.
Preferably you need to explore your butt by yourself first to see how it works if you want to avoid unpleasant surprises. Look up thourough guides.
Its worth the hassle but it shouldnt be stressed.
>>7628419
Gas chamber or oven?
>>7628492
>>7628499
yah it was a total wake up call for me. I'm just lucky I didn't get an std/aids.
>>7628501
you know what, I thought I was being smart, this guy litterally insisted for 6 months before I gave him my personal email and i had a PO Box where his gifts would be delivered. (including that famous fishnet stocking/corset blurred pic that I both love and hate).
i don't even know what the answer in. I still want to believe in love and that people are who they claim to be.
I don't want this to define my life, but I guess its's impossible to not be affected by events like this.
Will record whatever you tell me to for (you)'s
I need the practice
>>7628559
https://clyp.it/chrc4wlh
>>7628527
Bfs <3
>>7628564
Did you like... get to know him first? And he still tricked you? Or did you get blinded by the gifts? I'm terrified that this guy I've been talking to is like that but I've known him for a year and I think I know him well enough to trust him. He's not the gift buying type but he does treat me when we go out together
>>7628559
>Look up thourough guides.
Butt-playing guides? Those exist?
If you rearrange the letters of "an animal" it says "a nim anal"
>>7628558
Put this girl through the small willyonator
>>7628539
I'm happy I'm here now and not on r9k/pol anymore. these places never felt good. I didn't even post there because nobody gave a shit.
I miss Bjorg
>>7628571
eva is good girl
>>7628579
Can't be a coincidence.
>>7628583
yeah, what ever happened to bjorg anyway? he was a riot.
>>7628584
https://clyp.it/iwunidgu
>>7628548
>>7628591
>>7628571
The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
But in a really seductive voice (your normal voice basically).
>>7628583
>>7628589
Heyo
I miss me too
Why do you miss me though?
>>7628523
You should get an enema bulb asap, clean yourself before sex. Enemas are the second least sexy thing ever, but the first is not doing one.
If you can, using a dildo first is really helpful. The butte isn't used to being two way initially, so some training is required to make things easy for your boyfriend.
You can buy anal training kits that are great for that, basically an assortment of buttplugs meant to get you used to being entered.
>>7628583
>That face my bf makes in bed
>thread is already being lewd
>>7628596
What happened to you dude? Last I remember people were bothering you about becoming a trann.
>>7628584
https://clyp.it/kyousyzi
trying my hand
>>7628604
Bjorg is Anna now!
>>7628606
oh gosh
Is Anna Bjorg? Did I miss Bjorg coming out?
>>7628604
Eh is this a meme?
>>7628600
This is why I don't fit in with mtfg girls. Reminds me of the boys locker room in high school except with girls. everyone talks lewd here and I'm a pure soul
>>7628608
That's adorable as heck but also sad
>>7628611
Yes you dummy
Who else Frozenposts as much as I
>>7628600
Whatvare you doing in the womans rest room silly anon? The mens is over there.
>>7628590
Guess you want the traditional way, gas first and then fire.
>>7628617
W-why sad?
>tfw anons actually liked Bjorg
;w;
>>7628619
>birdy will never post his big cock
>>7628594
there's no text in this image but I imagine it would sound like this
https://clyp.it/0m0bwutw
>>7628619
i think hrt is turning me into a huge dyke i dont even know whats going on anymore
>>7628606
oh shit, for some reason i always thought you were australian
>>7628625
Because being trann is suffering, but I'm glad you're finally being yourself.
qt
>>7628606
https://clyp.it/cxwg3wga
>>7628631
Thanks
It is indeed kind of a struggle
But so was being cis
>>7628615
that has nothing to do people in this general. cis girls talk about lewd stuff alot too but more secretly and in small groups irl.
>tfw can't go into the men's room anymore to sneak peeks at their dicks as they pee
>>7628629
You said you were pansexual though
>>7628626
It's very nice to look at and fantasize about.
>>7628637
i didn't use that word and i still kinda like boys but ive been thinking about girls so much lately. its annoying
>>7628619
tfw nobody on mtfg just wants to go on dates out to the park or walking through the city and then maybe get dinner at a hole in the wall restaurant that he loves then go home and watch movies on the couch where you eventually fall asleep on his shoulder and he has to carry you to bed and tuck you in
It's all "dick dick butt butt haha sex"
>>7628631
quality meme anon
Just back from my first in depth speech therapy session. Fundamental pitch in casual speech is 188 Hz so on the low side of female range but way higher than male range. Resonance is totally feminine but too tightly controlled. My useful range is A2 to A5 so I won't be hitting soprano high Cs comfortably without some dedication.
>>7628634
Good luck buddi
>>7628644
That sounds nice too
But when I'm fantasizing I guess it's more primal and all I can think of is sex
>>7628641
Have you ever had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
nth for >TFW my love isn't here to choke me while spooning and make me feel smol and protected.
>>7628635
mmmm maybe my friends are just as pure as me. or maybe they know I'm trans and are purposely excluding me from such talks cus they think it's weird D:
>>7628636
>>7628571
please record the Brad copypasta!
>>7628654
yes I too feel the safest when I can't breathe
>>7628644
>dick dick butt butt haha sex
Nim? Is that a Nim impression?
>>7628652
My longest running and most serious relationship was with a woman. I haven't had anything serious with men, albeit I've had sex with them.
>>7628632
You brought this upon yourself.
Only escape is the train.
>tfw you go on /fit/ to look at cute boys
>>7628650
>it's not that big
Oh dang
>>7628651
I just like the non sexual parts of relationships most of all. My bf has a high enough sex drive as it is that I don't want to hear about it from my other friends too
>>7628658
why are you posting pictures of elanna
I'm a stinky pinky!! Hug me!!
>>7628614
>>https://clyp.it/kcibg14u
It's okay, you did your best.
>>7628654
iktf. I have no one so I just lay in my bed thinking about it.
>>7628671
has she posted that one before?
I went through a HUGE folder of old pictures and picked a few out, thought that one might be interesting for her. sorry.
>>7628661
No it's mtfg impression
>>7628671
>tfw I actually thought she was elanna when I first glanced at her post
>>7628678
Can't listen my phone speakers are broken;-;
>>7628682
It sounded like Nim
>>7628644
>tfw you pretend to be a sex crazed harlot on mtfg but in real life you're kind of shy and only ever sleep with people you actually love and would really just rather cuddle and kiss with them
>>7628670
>>My bf
And that's why you don't think about sex while that's all we think about
>tfw no bf
>>7628682
So you're saying /mtfg/ is pic related ?
>>7628686
>Pretend
>>7628658
did you get that meme from elanna?
>>7628660
>can't breathe
you know there are varying levels of being choked. It doesn't have to asphyxiate you. A loving, soft grip around your neck while cuddling simply melts my heart.
>>7628677
:(
>>7628644
>and then maybe get dinner at a hole in the wall restaurant
>hole in the wall
>>7628685
My friend (friend of a friend really) has tourettes and sometimes makes outbursts that are basically like that. That was where I drew my inspiration
>>7628686
I wonder if that's what it is. Everyone's just pretending
But even normies being so sex forward is strange to me. I can't even fathom the concept of casual sex, picking up strangers and whatnot. Idk I know I'm the weirdo here though
>>7628687
O.. Makes sense actually. Even still though I had zero desire to talk about sex when I was single
>>7628698
Nim has tourettes?
>>7628686
>>7628686
no, its a summer 2013 meme
I dont repost personalized meme if I know theyve been used by their respective owners before.
>>7628644
>tfw nobody to go on cozy romantic dates like that with
>>7628656
probably they are not that lewd. even in middle school girls talked about sex with their bfs with me.
>>7628703
tfw phie misquotes.
>>7628686
same but I always lewd post about what I wish my boy was doing to me. :(((
I don't like to do physical stuff without an emotional connection.'
>>7628644
Yes, but I'd assume if someone I love is putting their dick in my butt, those things are a given.
>where you eventually fall asleep on his shoulder and he has to carry you to bed and tuck you in
this actually melts my fucking heart.
>>7628692
Yeah :(
>>7628698
Ehh I really couldn't do the hookup thing either, sleeping with strangers is just not appealing to me.
I've also tried the fwb thing (albeit with an ex that I was still kind of not over) and it made me feel awful and cheap.
So yeah, I really don't think you're alone in feeling this way.
>>7628703
Maybe I can be your kurisu tonight
>>7628575
We talked first...via email, then whatsapp and then skype, and then phone, he was sweet, he asked me about my day, he was interested in my likes, what I was reading, my music, my opinions.
i guess he was patient enough for me to let my guard down.
i don't understand why he would invest so much time effort and energy into me....i mean I know I'm sort of cute and I have my personality going on for me... i don't know
truth be told i don't know what his side of the story is, because he cut off all communications with me, so I've had to piece the ending from my fears, the evidence and things.
maybe hua wife found out and threatened to divorce him and ruin him, maybe something else...i just don't know and my explanation has at least given me closure.
i drunk/xanaxed emailed him a couple of times last month when I was really vulnerable and he wrote that he missed me and wanted to meet up. But fucking your ex is an idiocy and worse when yout vulnerable so i deleted his mails and blocked his address. bleh
>tfw not doing a double date with Frangi, Sertii and her gf
>>7628707
>doesn't know who beavis and butthead are
how old are you?
>>7628698
I have lewds thoughts all the time but I'd never have casual sex. I want a cute boy bf who treats me nice and cuddles and kisses me and takes me on dates and hugs me when I cook for him and call me cute names like honey and darling
AND pounds my ass and calls me his personal sextoy and cums all over me in bed
>>7628714
i didnt know i wanted this until now
come to frankfurt, i'll be there march 22-30
>>7628714
>tfw not doing frangi, sertii and her gf
>>7628706
:3 you can get a bf too anon! And hopefully he's pure. I know a guy who's single and really nice and would do stuff like that do you live in Pennsylvania??
>>7628708
Yea idk maybe its just my area. I had some serious culture shock when I went to college and all these people were having sex all the time it was CRAZY to me
>>7628709
Maybe that's true for you but for others here and for the normies it's not a given it seems
>>7628711
Thanks elanna :) that is good to know. I always knew you were my favorite
>>7628712
Ya I need to get a new one ;-; but it's not in the budget I need to save for ffs and srs ;-;
>>7628721
>money
Just have your gf visit you desu
>>7628725
I feel very left out ;_;
>>7628716
https://clyp.it/papesrjk
>>7628726
>do you live in Pennsylvania??
I do not.
It's ok though. I'll find someone eventually, hopefully.
>>7628695
at least I have alot of music to listen alone in bed.
>>7628727
good joke, anna