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Safe in the steep cliffs edition

• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• buddi
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg

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>>7619062

First for Stannis!
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post music that makes you feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQwkbRVqqxU
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third for i am a space princess
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>tfw reverse chaser
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>>7619071
Luckyyyy
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>>7619071
how to become princess?
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>>7619048
Grace sometimes I say mean things about you and I'm sorry.
>>7619051
Seize the means of control, Comrade.
>>7619060
You think Snicks would accept me as one of her own if I did not bleed red?
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>>7619078

Do you want to be one?
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>>7619062
safety is a lovely feeling
>>7619070
idk if it's supposed to make me feel but it's my sad music right now https://youtu.be/wQZtLQ0TChs
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>>7619081
yes
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>>7619074
CHASERS GET OUT REEE
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>>7619080
I appreciate the apology.
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>>7619087
pat self
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Hello ladies~
Hope y'all are having a nice weekend!
Also thank god for filters to hide my bruised and bloodied face LOL
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>>7619087
no this is one of the best places to find straight cis males it's primo hunting grounds
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>>7619061
so does mine

>>7619080
tomorrow I'm going to see my endocrinologist and then I'm gonna buy a dress for my brother's wedding in April and then I'm gonna get very drunk because I'm dead inside and I don't see the point in taking any action towards bettering myself right now and I just want to destroy my life because ???????????
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>mtfg is still a thing
wtf you all still post here why
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>>7619094
what did they do you in that operating room!?!?
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>>7619080

Yes. Relationships are not ideological. You can be friends with people who have different opinions to you :)

Besides working a government job in the west is the same as working to maintain the bourgeoisie.

You wanna connect with the proletariat? Go work in a mine. Go tar some roads. Go work on a farm, or dig a ditch.

Government job. It's like you aren't even trying...
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>>7619098
what happened?
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>>7619099
to feel a variety of emotions
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>>7619100
Cut into her face, obviously
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>>7619085

Then you are one! :3
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>>7619099
it's not like I have anywhere else to go
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>>7619070
https://youtu.be/8xj1W4UK5aA
https://youtu.be/dzNvk80XY9s
two totally different songs but yea

>>7619077
:33333

>>7619078
well i looked up at the stars and i said i want to be made to feel as beautiful as the heavens above and realized that someone some day will do that and so i am a space princess in the waiting

>>7619083
>safety is a lovely feeling
i miss it
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>>7619070
that song is good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D044NzcX4h8&list=PLHTxTdgEJ2qIXHVCsE7lL7jQIyzquHgkv&index=6
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>>7619100
Cut open my nose as the bottom, ballooned up my sinuses and removed a tumor and cysts, and took some rib cartilage to fix my lower septum!
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>>7619106
uwu
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>>7619094
Or you could just, you know, not post your face
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>>7619111
ahhhhhhhh D:
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>>7619092
marry nim
>>7619096
predator
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>>7619113
I'm stuck in bed for 2 weeks and bored out of my mind, and they have me on pin medicine which I've never taken before aside from aspirin and Motrin so it's hitting me hard~
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>>7619108
thats really nice
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>>7619113
:( b...but
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>ash didnt die in surgery

how do we celebrate
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>>7619118
But atleast I finally got ahead of the pain and the itching from the pain meds! :D and my breathing is starting to come back and so is my smell. I just hope to God that I won't have migraines anymore when it's all done!
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>>7619119
I don't deny it. I am what I am
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i like seeing ash's face
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>finally decide to stop trying to dress andro and just go full girl.
>anxious af at first but then realize that im not drawing any attention at all, plus a cashier called me sweetie

actually would get weird looks trying to dress andro lmao, all in all a pretty cool day.

time to drop boymode :D
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>>7619103
you can feel emotions outside ya goof
>>7619107
don't you ever get bored though
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>>7619119
<3333

>>7619131
at least you being bedridden means we get to talk to you more ^.^
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>>7619098
Taking the steps to better yourself feels like shit but you'll feel better afterwards. You have to force yourself.
>>7619101
You know, on second thought, I think I'm cool with being part of the bourgeoise. Now I can subjugate Snickers, you know what I mean?
On a serious note, I'm going to become a public school teacher and educate them on the evils of our modern political system. Plus, I'm pretty sure if I connected with the proletariat as you have described it, I would be amongst people who are staunchly against anything resembling communism.
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my pizza is done in 22 min
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MTFG, check out this piano improvisation of mine on a $100,000 concert steinway. :)

I did all the promotion for this one on FB so give me those YouTube views, ayyyyy lmao.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBomHst8n64

>>7619094
Hiya! Lovely face still. :D

>>7619062
>>7619071
I'm gonna make a 3D scene using that image as the light. Thanks! I'll post it in a sec.

>>7619107
Basically this. :s
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>>7619102
I got really mad at my girlfriend last night because she was treating me like shit and I called her a manipulative cunt and then i just left her in a bar in the middle of the city but I went and found her later and she was crying so i comforted her and now I'm no closer to breaking up with her than I was prior to last night because i'm weak and have no backbone and I just can't force myself to sever an emotional connection with someone that I've relied on for three years even if it's unhealthy and tonight she's going out to a french girl's (who I overheard laughing with her boyfriend about me being a "transexuelle" but my girlfriend doesn't want that to get in the way of their friendship) birthday party by herself and I just don't know what to do
I kinda feel like walking in front of a train
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is this girl trans or cis?
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>>7619143
>Now I can subjugate Snickers, you know what I mean?
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>>7619134
Awww I like your face too! And your hips hehe~ :3
>>7619123
<3
>>7619130
Fortunately I cannot drink alcohol but perhaps anyone else that is willing to take a shot for me !
>>7619139
Yes it is nice to finally have some time off, I was doing school, work, the gym, and friends so I barely got time to even say hi. :c
So I'm glad I can get to know everyone better since I've met so many nice ladies here!
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>>7619135
wtf is this comic about
is it an MtF or an FtM
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>>7619147
Hello! Awww thank you really that put a smile on my face, it is mostly the filter though xD irl I look like a chipmunk haha
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>>7619153
okey i got some whiskey
ill take one

compliment juni more please
she needs it
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>>7619150
cis, obviously. extremely feminized skeleton; high waist to hip ratio and tiny ribcage.
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>>7619160
Woohoo! And okay, i wouldn't have never guessed since she gives me hip envy with dem hips!
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>>7619158
It's an MtF who got redpilled into thinking she was a handsome husband, hilarity ensues
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>>7619164
ye she's really pretty
she just has a really hard time believing it
;___;
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>>7619158
>not familiar with transgirl diaries or having reading comprehension
smfh
she is mtf
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>>7619153
they're just big love handles
they're going byebye soon
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>>7619136
sometimes
I do other stuff to occupy my time too, but I come back here
>>7619158
mtf
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>>7619169
juni hips OwO
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>>7619153
:3

so you cant do ANYTHING for two weeks?

sounds boring x-x
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>>7619168
that last part just confuses me
because then she's like
"i'm a man"
and the girl's like "damn tran men"
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>>7619135
yay! Congrats!

>>7619158
It's an MtF whose mom tells her she's a man, so she internalizes it and starts saying she's a man.
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>>7619166
I agree, and her personality is great too! She's like the whole package!
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>>7619166
dp do you wanna suck my gt
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>>7619112

Soooooo cuuuuuuute! nwn
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>>7619179
Ok you can stop now I'm smiling <3
>>7619166
<3 fuck u
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>>7619176
Because she looks like such a woman and is insisting that she's a man, the other girls believe her to be a FTM not MTF.
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>>7619184
juni qt!!
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>>7619179
we did it
mission success
go back to base
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>>7619169
Psshhh more curves than my hips pretty lady!
<3
>>7619175
Well I can drive once I get the tubes out, but yeah no gym for 3 weeks, and basically just going to the store or hanging out with friends but only low key stuff for 2 weeks.
>tfw gained 7 lbs in a week from not going to the gym Dx
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>>7619147
>check out youtube channel
what a qt
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>>7619186
<3 nimmy qt
i've had maybe 4 dreams about with you in them now btw
isn't that weird?
>>7619187
you going to melly's place?
>>7619193
i also have a belly though :(
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>>7619184
>>7619181

>made her smile but we dont even get a selfie
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>>7619187
>>7619184
Yay! It makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside when I see people I know happy ^w^
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>>7619197
give me all the details!!

>>7619193
let's hope that weight went to all the right place ^.^

not that you need it lol
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Good evening everyone
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>>7619204
hihello
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>>7619202
It mostly went to my thighs >.< but I'm sure I can bounce back if I do my best not to eat horribly!
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>>7619110
>Belle & Sebastian
My art teacher in college mentioned them every time my name came up and played their music in class often.
Im surprised you didn't post holocaust desu.

>>7619122
yeah :3
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>>7619206
>It mostly went to my thighs
THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
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>>7619204
good morning!
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>>7619204
good morning it's like 5 am in germany where do you live?
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>>7619206
get them thunder thighs ^.^

or be thicc like drake said :thinking:
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>>7619204
arent u that anon i was nice to before
i put a lot of effort into trying to help you

you better think im a good guy now
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>>7619204
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>>7619147
If you are curious the pictures are solargraphs
you can find plenty on google
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>>7619213
>>7619209
Gotta get rid of the fat tho and get lean muscle thicc
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>>7619212
East Coast, US

>>7619205
Hiya!

>>7619210
Good morning to you!
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>>7619194
d-d-do you really mean that

>>7619159
<3 of course love. no you look great! rock that swollen look. :D

>>7619218
Noted.
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>>7619204
boy
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>>7619224
it's actually night time ><
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>>7619215
Cute!
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>tfw none of my friends message me back or care to have a conversation
i hate this feeling
i need people to talk to desu but it's also hard to sometimes
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>>7619226
>d-d-do you really mean that
she doesn't
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>>7619204
oh hey it's this guy
you're popular
what's up?
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>>7619234
bad feeling ;_;
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>>7619226
Awwww *hugs* happy to meet such a nice new friend'"!:3
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Anyone excited about the new Wonder Woman movie?
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>>7619198
here's an oldie from a month or so ago i haven't posted :/
>>7619200
why are you such a girly girl???
<3
>>7619202
umm
idk
there's the one i had this summer where I was in yr room watching tv with you until u fell asleep and then i rode my bike home
then recently i had two
you and lauren and i were on a balcony built into a cliff and you two wanted to explore the spooky empty building on the other side (underground in the mountain) and i kept trying to warn you but you ran off. It was still beautiful at the beginning. And then this morning. And there were no head pats just weird panic D:
>>7619208
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHTxTdgEJ2qIXHVCsE7lL7jQIyzquHgkv
it's up there
u shouldn't have posted that comment tho :(
>>7619234
tell them about yr cool new rainbows
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>>7619220
tfw no ash to train you

>>7619224
how's your day been nana ^^
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>>7619239
Yes!! She was my fav part of SvB movie!
>>7619229
How are you?
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>>7619241
no head pats!?!?!?
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>>7619226
I do
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>>7619244
She was the only good part... maybe other then batman beating up super man for a bit I always like when Batman smacks superman around in the comics

>>7619241
I don't know how you ever pulled off being a boy
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>>7619241
Mein Gott! Look at those adorable freckles and that perfect nose! Also your hair is so nicely tosseled and full! Yes sorry I'm a bit of a girly girl sometimes~ n///n
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>>7619148
hey olive

it sounds like you really need to let this relationship go

it's not making you happy

please feel better, okay?
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>>7619148
Olive, you know I like you.
<3
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>>7619243
When I save up enough to take a trip to Miamini will deff have to do a gym day with you! :D
>>7619253
Her opening fighting scene I was like
>picture related
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>>7619241
adorable freckles/10
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>>7619241
juniper too pretty

>>7619238
hugs to you as well. hope you have a very speedy and uncomplicated recovery. What exactly did you have done?

>>7619246
:D
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>>7619234
iktf. not alot of people care what I say. it's kinda different when I meet people but over text usually nobody gives a shit if I have something to say.
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>>7619255
Why does this cis girl act like a Susan in here?
What are you doing? What is this?
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a guy i've been friends with for literally 10 years just asked me this what do
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>>7619261
^.^

and ill give you that disneyworld tour i promised!
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>>7619263
Thank you thank you I appreciate the good thoughts! And I had a tumor in my frontal sinus that was causing my eyes to get worse with sight and daily migraines >w<
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>>7619237
yeah :/

>>7619241
>u shouldn't have posted that comment tho :(
why? im sorry...
also i did tell them about the rainbows but none of them cared
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>>7619266
just do it what is there to lose?
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>>7619261
Too bad it wasn't Wonder Woman vs batman

I mean this is what she's going to do to Ben affleck in the box office (I hope ;-;)
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>>7619264
I've met a few people recently who i am talking to a lot, but it just kinda hurts on a deeper level when my close friends barely ever want to talk to me for weeks now and then i feel like i have no one to talk to outside of this place...
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>>7619267
I probably won't be able to afford to stay in one of the hotels at the parks but I don't mind since I won't be there probably most of the day anyways! And hopefully tickets aren't as bad as the Disney here Dx
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>>7619245
D:
it was just me naked with my shoes on and you and my sister in my room trying to tell me stuff but i was just watching the clock knowing I was already late
>>7619253
i still do
:(
>>7619255
stop buttercup i'm getting soaked in yr gooey affection <3!!!
>>7619148
i know what that's like
you two are growing apart
sometimes the paths we travel are parallel but they sometimes they go different places
Let yourself go and be free from that
>>7619262
:3
>>7619263
<3
u2
>>7619271
did you tell them about the universe being made of cheese?
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>>7619277
oh my gosh I hope so too! we need a female protagonist for all these D.C. and Marvel Movies that have come out~
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>>7619283
Okie okie but just know I and a lot of others think you are pretty~ =3
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>>7619241
Cutie!
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>>7619283
>did you tell them about the universe being made of cheese?
???

also that was a nice picture of you >>7619241 idk why you aren't doing girlmode yet
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i just had sex ama
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>>7619279
they can get pretty expensive D:

you get like multi-day discounts and stuff tho

>>7619283
n-naked? >~<
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>>7619096

>Straight
Sorry dear, but chasers are bi.
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>>7619271
people for some reason forget about all the good memories you had with them the moment they get mad at you
it's really weird
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>>7619290
How was she
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>>7619290
how was the sex
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>>7619292
dropped
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>>7619292
With Korra and the huge dick she's keeping? Gay but willing to say whatever to fuck the tranny unicorn
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>>7619244
Sleepy tbqh

>>7619243
Good ! Long plane ride though

>>7619236
Getting ready for bed
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I contacted google and they said that my nexus phone can't be replaced even though i bought a warranty i am honestly about to go full T rage this is bullshit
fuckin everything sucks man i'll never get a break
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>>7619291
We'll if I can get an affordable hotel I'm sure it will make up for the tickets! I was thinking of going next winter break!
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>>7619278
my best friend isn't responding too. I wrote him some texts during this week but there was no response. It just feels kinda weird that there are no options anymore to talk to someone about something deeper/more important. all we do is party nowadays which is fun but sometimes I just want a 1 on 1 deep conversation with someone.
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tuck me in pls
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>>7619303

What was their reasoning?
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>>7619259
>>7619260
>>7619283
well I think I just broke up with her

I took the weak way out and said that she deserves someone who isn't so emotionally insane and that she didn't need such a negative force in her life right now
she said
>we'll talk about it when I get home ok?
>I love you
and then I said I love her too

that's a breakup right?
I did good right?
cheers to that
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>>7619302
same here, even though I didn't do anything today LOL,
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>>7619307
just use ducktape
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>>7619307
*tucks in* night night Nim :3
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>>7619315

I thought we all agreed that leukotape was better?
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>tfw shorter than your younger sister
i might be wide as shit but that's a pretty nice feel desu
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>>7619294
>>7619297
good.

i am not gay.
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>>7619304
im moving to NYC in august but i might be down there for winter break!
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>>7619293
aint that the fuckin truth
story of my life desu

>>7619306
idk why but i get really upset at people who i message and i know they see the messages and then they just never respond or their response is like conversation ending single words or not even a response to what i said, like bitch just tell me if you dont want to talk
a few of my friends do that a lot and then they wonder why i dont want to talk to them or i ignore them
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>>7619310
hmmm..
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>>7619317
i dont have this issue in my life dude i dont know
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>>7619304
Just got back from there, tickets are pretty expensive, on park is 100$ a night at the pop century hotels, but might be worth it when you add $20 of parking and a magic band

I got the military discounts though so it was all super cheap

The new shopping area is amazing tho, also they let you bring food in so you can pack lunches and stuff
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>>7619309
idk some technicality bullshit about what the damage is
they claim its my fault when the phone literally bricked itself during normal use
im tired of everything
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>>7619320

Give detailed blow by blow greentext story please ;)
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>>7619329
>blow by blow
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>>7619310
I just joined the thread and a bit drunk but really, it sounds like you are better off. Don't let her get you down shes basically trying to make you feel guilty about things leading up to it, which by the other post it seems she was wrong. Also in all honesty, if it was a relationship that started before transition it had rough chances, not many relationships survive it. Consider it a blessing with how cute you are and move on to happier things and find someone new to care about in life
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Ya'll are gay
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>>7619310
You should have said something better
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>>7619325

Damn bro, you don't know joy until you're fully tucked!
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>>7619310
Olive that's not how its done.
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>>7619330
>image.jpg
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>tfw my 2 year old samsung tablet's screen started flickering and went black
>couldn't get it to reboot
>though it was bricked
>turned out it had just displayed an incorrect battery percentage (i guess)
thank you based samsung
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>>7619336
I rename every image I upload to image.jpg :^)
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>>7619329
>with person
>sex happened
>sex stopped happening
now im drinking chocolate milk out of a darth vader mug
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>>7619298

It's true though. Straight men don't like dick, and if they're not secretly fags, they want a pussy they can lick all night long. Bi guys though, we don't mind. And we'll stick with you whether you decide to transition or repress.
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pictrieve is a meme
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>>7619328

Rude! So rude! You know what you need to do right? Smash the fucking thing into a million peices with a hammer >:3
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>>7619310
You did bad. But i'll drink to that. If I had any drinks
>>7619347
no shit
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>>7619347
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>>7619332
buddi
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An elderly lady hugboxed me hard today but it was really nice.
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>>7619349
no that wont help
i'll just try again by contacting them on the phone to explain this shit
i hate calling people though
like
i hate calling anyone
i get scared even when calling my brother
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>>7619322
I used to get angry at that too but now I'm just like "fine don't expect my help next time you have problems". I get angry at that irl. like when I told my mom about my problems and how I can't desl with that stuff anymore she just was like "where did I go wrong raising you?". people don't like to say the truth tho. many people can't take it that's why people just don't respond instead of saying "I don't want to talk rn".
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>>7619354
:)
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>>7619332
sorry
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>>7619353
Fwiend
>>7619356
Calling people is overrated.
I'd rather be getting drunk in Vermont down by the bridge with the Colt 45 sipping and watching them pigs drive by
>>7619364
You fucking should be
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>>7619356
yeah calling people through the phone is shit'
i get so fucking nervous
where's my rich femboy bf who'll take care of me while i transition
i'm too young to deal with this shit
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>>7619343

Great story! I especially liked the part about the post coital chocolate milk ;)
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>>7619354
who cares
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>>7619365
youre a little lost in the head arent you
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>>7619365
o-ok
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I think the alt righter bringing a gun on a school campus and shooting a protester is a good reason to not let nazis like milo talk at universities
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>>7619368
it is very good and if there was such a thing as too much choclate milke then this would be pushing it but thankfully that is not a thing that exists
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>>7619374
Only way to stop him from talking is to continue protesting, and to do so in ever more vigorous ways.
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>>7619370
At least I can take pride in knowing i'm not you
>>7619371
I bet you suck dicks faggot. Do ya stutter when the cocks in your mouth?
>>7619374
I disagree. I think its a good reason why we should nuke ourselves. Fuck humanity we're all to fucking to stupid to be aloud to live.
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>>7619374
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>>7619380
I've never even held hands....
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>>7619380
edgy
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>>7619383
/po/ is the worst board.
>>7619385
wew that's some rough stuff. I'd hold your hand
>>7619386
Stuff it cunt, I don't wanna hear shit outta you.
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>>7619321
Well good thing we have plenty of time! :-D
>>7619327
That's great! Thanks for the tip! I've only been to the one over here but I really wanna check out Animal Kingdom!
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>>7619385
wanna hold hands with me eva
I'm a certified single now
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>>7619379
No because they protested and protests are threatening and people can little shoot you for being loud and imposing

Being more imposing is going to cause more violence
>>7619390
Oh my god you're going after they release avatar Land o.o

Jelly
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>>7619385

It's over rated...
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>>7619389
XP
y
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>>7619391
>>7619389
need someone special, handholding is big step
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>>7619380
typical
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>>7619369
You do
You replied
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>>7619394
>you will never get to explore this
want to fucking die desu
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>>7619360
I'm too easily walked over to do that to friends though... people use me all the time and i never stand up for myself v-v i appologize even when i don't think i'm wrong just so people wont be mad at me
i'm pretty disgraceful desu
Yeah most people just feel obligated to respond but they don't actually care so they respond with some bs and "okay" and emojis which really bugs me. If i don't want to talk i tell someone, but then people take it personally :/

>>7619367
lol same thats what i need
i hate when people get mad at me for not using the phone and when i insist on messaging. its just easier for me and i don't like being uncomfortable on the phone all the time

>>7619394
bullshit its the best
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>>7619393
Not being more imposing will embolden them as they feel less opposed and freer to voice their bigoted opinions.

The only way to fight their bigotry is with vigorous protesting. If they get violent, get violent back. There is no other way.
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>>7619405
do all my space pictures trigger you then?
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>>7619394
*Lying
>>7619395
You don't even deserve an answer.
>>7619397
Eh that's some wizard level thinking right there
>>7619399
lol k
>>7619405
Humans suck
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>>7619409
nooo
i think theyre beautiful and god is great (pbuh)

its only when i have that thought
its really sad you know
i hope we meet aliens soon
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>>7619412
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>>7619412
yr a child
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>>7619374
you can't blame all of the alt-right for sam hyde's actions
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>>7619419
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>>7619406
some day i'll find a cute mainland boy / girl to move in with tbqh
your living situation with your brothers is workable, right?
i mean, you don't -have- to move out any time soon, yeah
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>>7619374

In what way is Milo responsible for this man's actions?
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what's it like to snugg
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>>7619423
You're a giant cunt so I'm still on top here
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>>7619407
nice protest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arq3bBO6nnc
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>>7619421
If you kill your enemies they win
>>
So first day of cypro...I haven't been this sad in a while...
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juniper reply to this post or else
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>>7619403
i don't care about what happened
i care about being rude to you
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>>7619427
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>>7619417
yeah i know how you feel
i hope we do too
they are beautiful :3 most beautiful thing i know of is pictures of the heavens
my fave is pictures of individual galaxies

>>7619429
yeah i'm fine for at least the next few months, situation is still pretty solid either way.
i wish i had someone to move in with though because i feel like i dont belong here and like i never have any space to be myself :c

>>7619433
it is amazing and great and awesome
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>>7619435
this is from tonight as well
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>>7619434
have u tried traffic again recently
>>7619439
<3
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>>7619440
Why do you care about me anon?
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>>7619438

How about a nice relaxing bath and shoulder rub?
>>
i'm really empty and emotionally detatched
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>>7619406
I do that too at work. I just have two months left so I want to get done without much trouble. I know it's hard to find people like that but maybe you should concentrate on finding people who care. I try to sort all these people out who don't care because it slowly kills me from inside having to deal with people who don't care about me. there are alot of takers out there and a few givers but it's worth finding them :)
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>>7619433
very good
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>>7619374
Shit
i just realised this talk about Milo and protests and shootings was at UW just north of here
Thats pretty crazy for around here
i think you are right though
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>>7619432
I didn't say he was, he advertises and grand stands to a group of people who are violent and bring guns onto schools illegally, (using words like "oven worthy" to condone things like nazism) and he is opposed by college kids who protest vigorously

I'm sure men in their mid 30s pulling guns and shooting students isn't what colleges want, and the only best way to handle it is to let him speak in privately owned venues.
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>>7619442
its just crazy to think about how many individual consciousnesses exist in it
with all of them probably thinking the same things
really makes me think

>>7619449
i found a wubum for you juni
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seeing as Barron Trump is autisic, she is going to need to start hrt soon if she wants to be as pretty as her sisters
http://online.liebertpub.com/doi/abs/10.1089/trgh.2015.0007
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>>7619406
>>7619412

No cuddles are the best, hand holding is meh teir tbqh

>>7619405

Iktf drakey, but there's always Star Citizen, you know, if they ever finish it...
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>>7619374
>lets limit free speech
we fascists nao
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>>7619462
reminds me of a certain religion
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>>7619467
most leftists are if you havent noticed mate

>>7619466
I KNOW WHICH ANON YOU ARE
GIVE ME A NAME
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>>7619435
>>7619446
Remember kids, it's a job
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>>7619463
Yeah it can make you go into a headspin

>>7619466
i mean, obv snuggles are better than just hand holding, but when you cant snuggle like in the car or walking around, holding hands is A+ tier and i love it
i love being in physical contact desu
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>>7619474
THIS IS CHAOS
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>>7619451
i might take a bath. but idk about anyone touching me ever
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>>7619441
That's my gif
>>7619449
Are you still in permanent boy mode?
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>>7619354
i once had an old lady who looked borderline homeless call me beautiful,
and i was like, damn, bitch knows
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>>7619467
>guys it's okay to advocate bigotry
>guys telling someone who advocates bigotry to shut up is the REAL bigotry
>guys they have the right to free speech, you can't just make them stop advocating bigotry
>guys even though their bigotry leads to actual, real-life violence against oppressed minorities, you have to respect their right to freezed peaches-i mean, free speech
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>>7619474
antifa are hypocrites and farcical
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>>7619462
milo is gay and jewish
he has made one or two nazi-related jokes/hyperbolic comments
its pretty crazy to actually call him a nazi, you end up really undermining your entire argument by saying it
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>>7619466
I never said different
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>>7619467
>>7619473
It's funny how the right talks about a free market, but then when you don't spend your resources to give them a free platform to say that trans people are oven worthy, then you're repressing them.
>>
whachu listenin to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETNoPqYAIPI
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I slept terribly last night and i am sore all over and i hate it and i wish i had someone to relax my muscles so that i dont hurt so much
today is a pretty crappy day but at least im not depressed as fuck :>
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>>7619475

>or walking around
Piggy back ride. That's how you snuggle while walking.

>>7619479

>idk about anyone touching me ever
Do you not like being touched?
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>>7619493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM
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>>7619493
i wanna listen to you
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>>7619482
Yeaaah
Nobody could be that nice if they aren't clocking you
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>>7619486
He's gay and a Jew and condones the killing of both and wishes he wasn't either when he talks publicly.

Alt right was literally code for nazi and now it's just wink wink we're not "nazis" we're conservative national populists
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>>7619493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQJFWhn1R_w
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>>7619475

I'll concede hand holding is good in situations where it is the only physical affection you can show :) But I am not shy like that, I will happily make out waiting in line at the checkout :P

Any situations where I can't be physically entangled, I shouldn't be for like safety reasons... Driving is one of them.

Admittedly walking and hand holding is nice, I guess I didn't think of that :3

You've shown me the light ;)
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>Christmas is the only good time of year
>11 months until Christmas again
fug
>>7619493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6cU4jndgNk
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>>7619484
bigotry against those with centrist or leaning right has caused loss of jobs and violence.
its fine if you are a leftist, but why is it not okay to lean right?
opinions are subjective and quelling dissenting opinion whether it is right or wrong, that is facism and results in people who will feel put upon which further radicalises them
why do you think [FUCKING WHITE MALES] got so pissed off and voted en masse for Trump?
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>sex drive been ded for months
>can't stop thinking about dick the last few days
How to cure dicklust?
>>
>>7619510
you realize arguing with these people are pointless right
theyre basically braindead
>>
>>7619512
Hot dick injections
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>>7619512
Ya git sum dick
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>>7619512
get dicked
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>>7619515
>>7619518
Where do I find them?
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>look in mirror
>girl in mirror
>run out of bathroom because girl has broken into your house
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Oops, I fell asleep in the kitchen ._.;
guess that means it's time for bed! Goodnight lovelies and sweet dreams~
>>
>>7619524
have a good night ash <3

sleep well
>>
>>7619457
Yeah its just hard when it feels like you have no other options ¯\_(シ)_/¯
but yea its good to focus on that more

>>7619496
>Piggy back ride
i'm too big to ride on anyones back and im too weak to carry anyone on mine :(
i hate my body

>>7619508
>I will happily make out waiting in line at the checkout :P
oh i hate that desu
but i mean whatever you do you pal
but yeah, i like physical contact but im too embarrassed and modest for much in public
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>>7619523
best post ever
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>>7619524
goodnight tumor girl
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>>7619515
>tfw no hot beef in my mouth
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>>7619522
The dick store
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>>7619523
>look in mirror
>man in mirror
>cry
>>
>>7619509
good taste
>>
>>7619473

Why do you want to know so bad? :3
>>
>>7619534
Do they have them in Australia? How much does a dicking cost? I'm sorta poor rn.
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>>7619537
olive my buddi
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>>7619523
>look in mirror
>girl in mirror
>its a window
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>QHI out of Progy
Oh, uhm. That's kind of bad.
>>
>>7619523
>look in mirror
>the same fucking boy has been breaking into my house for years now
>>
im officially throwing in my hat for senate on my anti-dick store platform!

they're infecting our youth!
>>
i don't know how to calm down
>>
>>7619536
>look in the mirror
>thing w long hair
>too sad to feel anything
>>
>>7619539
It costs about 5
>>
>>7619538
because youre my favorite anon and if i dont have a name for you im gonna riot
>>
>>7619544
I am the senate
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good night friends and mado
>>7619541
that was a good wubum
>>
>>7619550
5 what?
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>>7619510
>white men always vote republican
>less white men voted for trump then any of the last three republicans

You read too much fake news
>>
>>7619554

this five>>7619555
it costs this five
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F
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>>7619510
>trump officially inaugurated
>starts baneposting within 5 minutes
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>>7619553
if we find each other in our dreams can we hugg
>>
>>7619554
About 5 three
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>>7619553
sleep well juniper
make sure to drink a small cup of water so you dont wake up thirsty
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>>7619552
let me inside you!
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>>7619563
stop dis
>>
having a bica libido is starting to make me very mildly uncomfortable desu
but i'm afraid of spiro ruining me down there
>>
>>7619549
same desu
it is pretty sad
>>
>>7619450
don't read into it so much
>>
>>7619555
>You read too much fake news
I try not to visit cnn too much
>>
>>7619527

I WAS like that... But getting over the anxiety of what other people think is basically essential if you are transitioning. I'm not going around being obscene in public, but the point is I'm not afraid to be involved in public displays of affection above and beyond hand holding.

I hope you find someone to hold yours and give you private snuggles :3
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>>7619522
The worlds full of em
>>7619553
Kill yourself
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>>7619493
You should listen to The Moon by The Microphones with the lyrics. That is my main gf feelsy song. Oh and useful chamber by The Dirty projectors.
>tfw gf
>>
how do I voice?
I recorded this last night but I think it sounds bad
https://clyp.it/0drdvqoy
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>>7619570
Do you love me?
>>
>>7619573
are we transhuman?
>>
>>7619527
yeah it really is. for most of my life I didn't want more people but now I like socialising alot. I was lucky that my friend introduced me to a big circle of people who are like me. also I got a friend back who had other friends so I met more people who I like to hang out with. maybe it's because people my age go out alot so if you take part in that you might meet somebody :) I don't mean like the generic go to some club and get wasted kind more like go to a bar to hang out a night while you have long conversations.
>>
>>7619571
But that's objectively real news vetted by other news sources and governments around the world
>>
>>7619566
What? You don't know about three?
>>
>>7619543
ill stop if you want me too
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>>7619579
Something like that
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>>7619572
Yeah im becoming more open to it as time goes on... its just something i was raised to always be against and i hate when people look.
i had exactly that but theyre gone now and now im sad thinking about it...
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>>7619576
y the american accent?

Also not bad, a little mumbly and quiet though.
>>
>>7619585
Ur not a boy
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>>7619584
teach me fampai
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sam
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>>7619589
I am a mumbly and quiet person :/
and as for the american accent I have no idea, I can't do an american accent in boyvoice but I can only do an american accent in girlvoice
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>>7619590
hmmmm
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I don't know why everyone is against trump

He told everyone today that god stopped the rain during his innagural adresss and then the fake news media spread the picture of the establishment George bush being all like
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>>7619551
>Im gonna riot

What happens if that's what I want though? 0:3
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>>7619580
I wish i had more paths to meet people desu
my life has always been very closed and lonely
i dont think i could do that kind of stuff to meet people though, i think id just leave feeling awkward and sad
i miss meeting people in college though
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i wanna be special and meaningful for just one person
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>>7619599
im literally going to take a picket sign and stand outside hiro's house

ill probably freeze to death

is that what you want anon
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>>7619602
Don't you think that's asking a little much?
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>>7619602
iktf
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>>7619595

Aren't you from Qld? Most Queenslanders speak funny, they often says Rs in a very American way like they watch too much TV or something.

Also phrases like "eh but" and "choice as"
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>>7619523
This legit freaked me out more than once after i changed my wardrobe and haircut.
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>>7619606
it is
and i'm certain itll never happen
but i can dream about having that sort of purpose in life
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>>7619536
:(
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>>7619592
Three is to five as penis is to currency
Are you following?

>>7619596
Nims a girl!
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>>7619605
>ill probably freeze to death

B-but then who will shit stir people on mtfg and make me smile? ;_;
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>>7619600
maybe take a class in some kind of activity
i'd love to do this if i wasn't such a wage slave
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>>7619609
My usual accent is a mix of English, South African, and Queensland Australian
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>tfw chaser but goodlooking but don't want cis girls
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>>7619621
youll have to tell me your name then so i can keep making you smile
especially since its my number one priority now
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>>7619628
Suh dude
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SAM
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>>7619620
My mind went off track after reading 'penis'
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anyone have any /embarrassing/ stories

>im 17, it's getting close to my 18th birthday
>shut-in, no friends, only go to college and my job at the college bookstore
>get invitation to going-away party for an employee that was leaving
>get really hyped, see this as my opportunity to be social and better friends with my co-workers
>they pick me up, take me to a rec center
>think it's weird to rent out a rec center for a going away party but whatever
>go inside
>SURPRISE
>mfw it's a surprise 18th birthday party for me
>mfw i realize my mom has called up my classmates from KINDERGARTEN because that's the only phone numbers she had and i had no other friends
>sit at the table with my co-workers while the rest of the room waits for me to go over to them and talk
>im completely frozen in my seat, i can't talk, i can't look people in the eye, i feel so embarassed that im having a panic attack and completely shutting down
>eventually all the people from my kindergarten class leave to go to ANOTHER BIRTHDAY PARTY and im left with my co-workers and my mom's old friends
>unwrap presents, help clean up the birthday party i didn't want and go home
>me and my mom silently drive back home and the only thing she says to me is "im sorry you didn't like your birthday party"
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>>7619600
you need to establish a social circle of people who have a few activities in common (going out, gaming, music, drugs or something like that). then it kinda goes on itself if you have like 5 people it's likely that they also have friends who share interests/hobbies with you. no matter how akward it might seem you easily get into nice conversations if you are around people with your hobbies. how old are you? I'm 19 so it's kinda easy to find new friends I know it gets harder later in life.
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>>7619617
the truth should not sadden you

>>7619623
im too poor for anything and the only free things around here are just filled up by homeless people looking for a warm building to be in
so idk
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>>7619620
all guys wanna be girls bro!

to pley wit de teets
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTxbO5Rx_oU
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>>7619635

I will hold you until you tell me to stop, you poor thing.
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>>7619638
so get a job, b/c it's super easy to hang out w co workers
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>>7619631
hi claire
hows the wife?

birdy made a good pedo joke about you earlier
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>>7619635
nimu
this story makes me really sad
im sorry
i hate making people sad like that even when its like i cant help what happens
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>>7619635
;~;
That's so sad
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>>7619624

Cute! Southie accents are hot for boys and girls.. very jelly

Mine is a mixture of Westie and Rural Bogan meets educated vernacular. So I'm really stoked with that!

Kmn...
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>>7619635
jesus nim
thank god you became a woman
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>>7619637
That's the thing, i have a sort of "circle of friends" but like all of them are just growing distant or dont care and i dont really have any other circles to jump in to
any time i try making friends via friends some shit always happens between them and i have to drop the other person to keep my main friend
idk it jsut sucks and i feel like no one ever really gets me or likes me or wants to be around me so its doubly hard.
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>>7619635
Wew that's some rough shit
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>>7619640
https://clyp.it/bsm0ze4g

>>7619635
;_____________;

>>7619634
iktf I understand
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>>7619645
I've never made friends at a job though so idk
every job ive had ive been the youngest worker by at least 10 years
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>>7619659
heart emoji me please mado
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>>7619635
You asked before how you make me sad...
This is how. You make me cry sometimes! I just want to give you cuddles and make it all better ;_;
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>>7619589
hey olive, you get your meds straightened out?

I haven't been here in a while but I wanted to see what you were on now
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>>7619647
smiles is doing ok, she's had better days but she's also had much worse.

and I saw the joke. it was funny
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>>7619665
<3
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>>7619635
holy shit nim
you deserve all the hugs and more
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>>7619669
gettin them fixed up tomorrow
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oh and i got to see how my kindergarten "wife" had turned out

she was gorgeous, like so gorgeous she stuck out and i could tell she didn't want to flaunt it either, she was still a good person

i remembered thinking about how we had both hidden in my mom's closet for two hours so her mom couldn't take her home whispering about what were we gonna name our kids

and she turned out like that, and i turned out the way i did
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>>7619675
Oh I guess I wasn't gone that long lol

Glad to hear that though, hope they put you on some legit stuff babe <3
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>>7619678
my childhood friend is about to compete for miss usa..and she'll probably win. i wish i started hrt earlier..
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>>7619671
im glad to hear that buddy
i hope your days are bright too
or maybe not because rain keeps bugs away
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>>7619656
It's really hard to find someone that really gets you. I haven't found anyone like that yet. I used to be nervous too and thought nobody really liked me but that was just in my head. all I needed to do was to relax a bit, get more chill and stop taking everything so serious. I use drugs and alcohol to help me with that but there are better ways to do that. I think I'll go to a doctor soon for that.
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>>7619667
I didn't mean to make you sad :(
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>>7619679
yeah me too

Hoping to get on injections
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>>7619678
My childhood friends are all about to ostracize me when I comeout.
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>5 years in college
>1 friend and they rarely talk to me
>meanwhile all the people I went to high school with have thriving social lives and plenty of friends
>they never talk to me anymore either aside from one person who texts me every couple of weeks
>I was never really their friend, they just pitied me
>parents ask if I go out and have fun with people
>I lie and say I do just so they don't worry about me
Really wish I could just kms sometimes
Loneliness just kind of chips away at me
>>7619678
Hugg nim ):
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how do I choose an electro place when they all have no reviews
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>>7619705
hugg ambiance <3
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>>7619628
Why don't you give me a not shit nickname and I'll use it just for you :3
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>>7619662
go to a place that you'd like to work and just apply
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>>7619635
>night out with the guys
>smoke a really strong joint outside a stripclub
>go inside, they head straight for sniffers row
>sigh.jpg
>drinking beer, eventually a girl comes out on stage
>She undresses over 2 songs and is now dancing naked
>watching, feel my mind wander a bit
>suddenly there is a hand waving in front of my face
>jolt back to reality
>naked girl squatting down right in front of me waving
>"Hey, you awake?"
>turn bright red, look around. EVERYONE is laughing at me
>spaghetti everywhere
>she goes back to her routine
>afterwards she sits with us and says she smells the weed; asks if we have any more
>go out back, smoke a joint with her and one of the bouncers
Happyish ending I guess? >.>

>>7619640
>all guys wanna be girls bro!
Before I was out to him, I mentioned to a friend that being a girl would probably be kind of awesome and he looked at me like I was insane.
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>>7619715
why dont you just have a name
anon youre killing me
what do people call you online
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>>7619705
>5 years in college
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>>7619635
*HUGS* You did get side swiped a bit there.

I at least got forewarned some friends were putting my 18th b-day party together. It was more of we know you have this big studio space, and we are going to throw a party for you in it. The invite list was pretty much anybody they and some others knew I'd met, worked with, and also my friends from MD where I was going to HS.

>>7619678
The two girls I played with from down the street opened a clothing boutique where they sold their own designs. They now own a whole chain of clothing boutiques.

>>7619705
What are you interested in? Are there clubs in your area for your interests?
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did you all bully kayla to the point where kayla no longer trips here?
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>>7619731
idk maybe she is hiding
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>>7619705
I wish I could help, but I'm the same way. I can't connect with people because the people I connect with are shut-ins like me.
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>>7619733
maybe she has multiple personalities
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>>7619731
No we didn't Kayla
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>>7619733
haha, kayla samefagging

current kayla showing off in >>7619735
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>>7619724
Co-op program, technically I spent 2 semesters working for a shitty pointless company, most people here do the program and graduate in 5 years
>>7619726
I feel like I don't have a lot of interests
Study-wise my interests are cyber security and embedded system design. Outside of class I do little hobby projects, pay some video games, nothing really. I used to play guitar but I never have time for it, plus my guitar is back home anyway
>>7619740
Yeah. It's tough
>>7619731
At least you remembered to drop your trip this time
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Someone redpill me on ash, I've been gone for 5 months sonindont knownthis new girl.
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>>7619750
sweet girl with unfortunate poor health
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>>7619745
>cyber security and embedded system design
Have you heard of Microcorruption? It seems like something you might enjoy?
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im reading this normal breast gallery site and this girl kind of sounds trans what do you think:

"I am 22 years old. I'm 6'1" tall and unsure of my weight at the moment. My breasts are size 34AA. I have never been pregnant, so I havent breastfed. I have only started wearing bras regularly over the last few months, after I realised they made my breasts look slightly bigger and a nicer shape underneath shirts.
When I was about 16/17 I suffered from anorexia, but I have been fine for years now and actually enjoy food a lot. I am still unhappy with my breasts though. Recently I have suffered from "chest-acne", and I also find the shape of my breasts unappealing, plus the gap between them is very large. my shoulders are VERY broad and combined with my small breasts I feel extremely masculine. For this reason I find I can't wear a lot of "fashionable" clothes because they look ridiculous, so I tend to live in t-shirts and vest-tops (tank tops)."
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>>7619757
>breast gallery site
what
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>>7619635
At least your mom cared enough.
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>>7619744
oh god is she dating a chaser?
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i cant keep going
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so after all the trutrans bullshit kayla spouted for years shes really just an agp whore hooking up with chasers
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>>7619761
http://www.007b.com/breast_gallery.php
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>>7619771
Yes
>>7619775
Yes, definitely, and she still comes in here REEEE--ing about passers and girls that have had surgeries and stuff like that.

I wish she would move on, it's been a long 7 years of that waking nightmare.
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>>7619719
On my one and only outing to a strip club, my friends happened to take me to the strip club where one of my roommates was stripping that night. For a couple years I lived with two strippers. Maybe the nicest roommates I ever had. Both were very professional with their work.

>>7619745
>embedded system design
maker spaces...robotics clubs. I used to be a member of Twin Cities Robotics up in the Minneapolis/St Paul area. I found a number of friends up there that I still communicate with even though I've been out of the area for well over a decade.
>cyber security
There are professional organizations with chapters in various cities around the country and world.
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>>7619775
nahhh
it's not AGP because she's dating a man
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>>7619775
Wait, some of you couldn't tell how much she was projecting?
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>>7619731
that happened to sheen
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>>7619796
did sheen ever trip?
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>>7619804
for years.
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>>7619723
Urgh fine, it's Chelsea. Though I have lots of nicknames, people love giving me pet names for some reason... People don't call me anything online ;) I have one friend on Discord, who I made an account to add as a friend... But they don't actually talk to me ^_^!

My only online interactions are on 4chan :3 I don't facey, or insta, or snappy, or plebbit, or Skype or even tinder/grindr.

Off 4chan I socialise with people by being in close proximity to them :P it's crazy, right?!
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>>7619796
people actually liked sheen, but not sheen's depressive routine

sheen always posts xmas stuff
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>>7619757
Could be trans but these kinda breast issues also happen to cissies. Chest acne sounds a bit odd though.
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>>7619754
That looks pretty neat, I'll give it a try sometime
>>7619785
I'll try to find a maker space or robotics group to join after I graduate and/or move. I've got my current project to focus on so I can graduate. I'll also see if there are any hackathons or anything soon.
I've been meaning to go to the cyber security club's meetings on campus but I've got other meetings at the same time. I'll see if they still do a CTF competition. We did similar stuff in my computer security class and it was a lot of fun.
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>>7619808
>:3 I don't facey, or insta, or snappy, or plebbit, or Skype or even tinder/grindr.
> :P it's crazy, right?!

I suddenly shuddered as the flashbacks from gaia rushed into my mind.

Thanks for that nostalgia bomb
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>sending texts to people trying not to isolated myself
>they don't reply
well then...
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>>7619808
>;)
>^_^
>:3
>:P
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>>7619813
I don't think she's trans she just has the same issues as many transwomen

my phrasing was bad I think so it was hard to understand what I meant sorry
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>>7619828
keep trying beep you're a wonderful girl
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>>7619808
hi chelsea
i think people go through phases of isolation like that all the time
its probably normal

you could also put on a trip and make friends here couldnt you?
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is it AGP to fap 6 times in a single day
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>>7619830
I think we agree even if I misunderstood your phrasing.
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>>7619841
doesn't matter if it is or not but you should probably try to do it less since the skin can get irritated
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>>7619836
When will the hugbox end
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>>7619849
is it hugboxing if I just think you seem like a nice person and I don't want to you be sad
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>>7619841
Find a hobby unless you're camming or something lol
>>7619847
>the skin can get irritated
I started using coconut oil for lube and it's been amazing for my skin and it smells awesome
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>>7619692

Noooooo it's not your fault. I just... Your story was so sad I started bawling, I had to leave the room awkwardly and go hide in the loo ;_;

Especially that last line in the car with mum. I've been you before. It's all too much and people want to help but they don't work with you they just assume that you want what they would want and it just makes things worse for you so you are more awkward and get to feel even more like shit... And why can't I just be normal?

That's why it's sad, because I get it :'3
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>>7619814
I'd sometimes travel to the TCRobotics meetings, but my stock club, which I'm VP of meets that same night of the month.

There likely are also gaming clubs for various types of gaming.

>>7619841
No, just horny.

>>7619857
>And why can't I just be normal?
I feel that often.
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>>7619811
>not sheen's depressive routine
which I never understood considering we are in mtfg
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>>7619852
Yes because I'm not nice
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>>7619868
beepboop
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>>7619868
well my only interactions with you are in this thread so idk I guess I can't judge whether you are nice outside of it but I still don't want you to be sad
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>>7619868
>tell dog to come here
>accidentally deadname it
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>>7619857
im glad someone else has experienced this because it means im not totally weird but at the same time it means people were in sad situations like mine and it makes me sad

i don't want you to feel sad!
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>>7619881
I put my hair up at work today and nobody would talk to me. When I walk in the back room, everyone leaves. I just stand in the back room and work by myself.. someone tried to apologize for misgendering me..I told them I didn't care..and I can't blame them for how they see me
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>>7619868
<3
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>>7619887
none of that is problems with you, that's other people being assholes
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>>7619887
How can people ignore such a pretty & nice girl like you?
Are the people you associate with irl super weird or something? They just seem like cunts.
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>>7619887
It's ok, it's just your first shitty job
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>>7619896
lauren is mine
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>>7619894
What am I supposed to do, make everyone I ever meet walk on eggshells around me? The problem is I don't look or act female and I'm asking people to call me that. There's like 30 people at the restaurant and not one of them treats me like a friend. It's not their fault at that point, it's me.
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im nims
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>>7619900
Here we go again :P
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>>7619902
it's not your fault if they have problems with transpeople though
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im nams
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>>7619837
Hi :3

But everyone's so mean drakey :( like, you're nice and I like your sense of humour. You get it, let's all chill and not be too serious about everything. But that's you. Admittedly there are a lot of lovely trips on here, like Ash and Zheanna. I dunno.

But I'm not isolated lol I'm just coming to terms with being a denizen of mtfg... I'm probably going to stay for a while... Maybe you have a point.

You're not the only one who's told me to trip. But you're the only one who's making me kinda want to...
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>intentionally isolate myself
>feel lonely

what did my psychology mean by this
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>>7619915
If I were so disgusting maybe I could change their minds
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>>7619921
:< I wanna give you a hug
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I'm going to this group for <25 yo trannies later and im super scared. What should i expect? I'm scared i'll be made fun off fir my short hair but i know thats retarded but im still scared of it..
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>>7619924
there will be trannies there
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who wants to give me bitcoin? i have an amazon account with 113 dollars on it but you cant buy crack with that so i need assistance
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>>7619924
Likely most of them felt the same way as you on their first day. Go and listen, maybe speak up if the conversation topic interests you. Ask questions too.
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>>7619841
Strangely enough chronic masturbation can be a sign that you are Trans.

>>7619865
That sucks :( thankfully it's happening less for me as time progresses...

>>7619885
We are not the sum of our failings and shortcomings. You aren't totally weird, and I'm not either :3
We got through those shitty times and moved on to other experiences. As long as you learn and grow, no experience needs to haunt you ^_^

You're a good girl Nim, you've got this! <3
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>>7619934
Ew
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>>7619934
Yeah but itll be mostly ftms who kinda pass already but i have short af hair...

>>7619947
I suppose...

>>7619950
Pls
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>>7619949
>Strangely enough chronic masturbation can be a sign that you are Trans.
Wat I have never heard this
Explain
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>>7619934
lmfao wtf trannies?
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>>7619919
awwwh

sorry for the late reply
i think you definitely should based on what you told me
we need more people with at least half a brain here
so maybe im just saying it selfishly
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>>7619952

Tell me about it... The 5 Transfolk I know 2 are day 0 passing FtMs... EZ mode :(

Don't worry though, you'll be right. Most of them will be fat dudes with long hair and stubble.
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>tfw constant feeling of feeling different since i was like 4
what could it mean
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>>7619957
Masterbating a lot can cause your body to have issues using T
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>>7619973
same. glad i figured it out eventually
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>>7619957
I've heard it mentioned a few times by therapists.

>>7619973
Gee, I wonder...
I'm not I was able to articulate it until I was 7.

>>7619974
How so?
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>>7619957
Testosterone on the femenized brain causes the AGP style symptoms that pre-hrt Transfolk may exhibit. As we know AGP doesn't imply Trans but plenty of trans have exhibited AGP behaviour.

There was some study I read that followed the sexual behaviours pre-hrt MtFs and they noticed a correlation between raised T levels (yes men have a T cycle) and cross dressing, chronic masturbation, sexual fetishism and sexual frustration levels.

Who knows how legit it is... But it sounded convincing enough to me :3
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>>7619980
>not I
not sure I
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>>7619965
This is a public pic of their last meeting :/
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>>7619982
you sound like one of the dumbass shitposters like fiona and cara
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>>7619989

Why am I cringing though? I'm sure they're all lovely... But damn there's a lot of FtMs :/ unless they are non passing tgirls?
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>>7619994
I think most ftms transition young and most mtf transition when they are old and gross so makes sense that there would be more ftm at an under 25 group
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>>7619994
>no adams apple

Nope, ftms, and one super early transitioner and 2 hons running the meeting
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>>7619989
yeah...might wanna take a permanent rain check on that one
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>>7619989
>tfw you see girls unknowingly robbing themselves of their cuteness
YES, YES. BECOME UGLY, JOIN THE PATRIARCHY. BEING A MAN IS GREAT.
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>>7620000
thats no fair to ftms but nice digits

>>7619999
Idk i wanna go meet ppl still
Nice digits still
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>>7619989
Looks pretty good. Go and have fun with them.
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>tfw growing the balls to kill my self is higher on the to do list than getting rid of my balls
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>>7620006
Maybe but I can't see how anyone would not want to be cute
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>>7620010
Yes, girls generally dont want to be boys
Trans boys are not girls tho
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>>7619995
yes
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>>7620009
You could always try suicide by blood loss from self orchiectomy... ;)
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I wish I could have biological children and be a mother.
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>>7619963
Why is that selfish though?

You'll have to link me to a good trip generator then ;)

I'm not very good at Google :S I couldn't work out out ^_^!
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>>7619920
iktf
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>>7619963
REEEE
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>>7620007
I will im just scared
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>>7620020
Same
>>7620018
Good idea
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>>7619078
>>7619081
>>7619085
Umm I'm a boy and I want to be a princess
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>>7620029
Most that come for the first time to the trans group I'm in are scared for some reason or another. We try to make them feel welcome.

>>7620032
girl is easy, just take hrt for a few years and maybe have an operation or two. Getting a title to be a princess can be a bit harder.
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>>7619995

Yeah I suppose that makes sense, CAH is pretty obvious diagnostically. Where as MtFs have the capacity for partial femenization.

>>7619996

Yeah but I have no Adams apple... And a cis girlfriend of mine does (the poor bitch). So I don't assume based on that stuff... But fair enough.

What do you look like, is this a passability problem? I'm sure they will love you :) that said I'd be nervous too...

But you know what happens? You get there and everyone is lovely and accepting, and you have a great time. Everytime. It's always just your mind fucking with you because anxiety :3
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>>7620036
It's never gonna be allowed
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>>7620036
oh you run a group? That's pretty cool actually i didnt know

>>7620041
I don't pass, I have short hair because i shaved it off in september and I'm 3 months hrt. People say i look like an unpassing ftm under certain conditions but eh

ok i hope it'll be fine.
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>>7620044
What stands in the way?
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>>7620041
>CAH is pretty obvious diagnostically. Where as MtFs have the capacity for partial femenization.
what did she mean by this
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>>7620022
awwh
ive only got mine from my friends
i can loan you a trip but theyre all memes
i think you'd fit in here well though if you ask me
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>>7620047
I don't run it unless the group leader has something else to do.
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>>7620048
Fear
I will always give in to fear.
I even have panic attacks and get scared to leave my apartment just for having trans thoughts amd feel ashamed that people will know why I'm sad and depressed and only are able to leave the house when I'm literally starving to death
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Is it gay if I want to be a boys girlfriend when we're out in public or with other people, but have him call me a faggot in private?
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is it me or does faye look like aids skrillex?
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>>7620057
I think that's straight but kinky
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>>7619920
I love that image, thank you.
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Seriously what are the pros to continue life. Sorry I'm being dumb, but the cons and the pros of not having to continue are sounding very appealing now
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>>7620058
no I don't think she does
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>>7620056
Do you see a therapist?
Could you self med and have the pills sent to you?
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>>7620067
I'm too scared to go outside as a male when I have trans thoughts

Taking hrt would make me more scared
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>>7620063
Are you on hrt yet? It did a good job of pushing away most of my suicidality. It's not 100% gone, but not it is only occasionally.
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>>7620063
cuddles and food, headpats too

also that feeling of success when you finally do something right for once
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>>7620065
same hairline
same numale physique
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my dream last night:

so i was at some hotel
and there was a coffin that every x amount of years (i forgot :thinking:) would basically travel from a room to the basement to some kind of underground garden where upon reaching a gravesite there it would kill everyone inside the hotel/building or the world or something

the only way to survive it would be to hide inside the coffin before it started travelling, which an ambassador did one time to avoid dying. To stop it you would have to kill the guardian of the coffin which would appear as it got near to the site and was basically a huge, huge male blob. To do that you would have to find the only weapon that could kill it which was like a lazer nerf gun.

the coffin also travelled extremly fast. if it touched you while it was travelling then it would kill you. In the dream i could quickly travel to the garden where it travelled to because apparently i was ex-cia or something :thinking:

also p much everyone wanted to stop it themselves because treasure or something was in the garden bit where killed everyone from. also the hotel was in the south-western united states, near Nevada or California I think?
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>>7620076
that is the most interesting dream I have ever heard
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>>7620018

Yessss!

>>7620047

Pop xanys then or some Dutch courage. Maybe not the best advice but it will help ease the tension. Think of it this way, you will have a group of understanding people who will be able to help you and likely actively compliment you on your transition. Most people aren't as hostile as 4chan. Especially the Hons... Not all of them are trolls :P I'm sure they will dote all over you because you aren't already some ultra feminine boy :)

I know the head shaving meme... I used to do it a lot because I hated my life.
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>tfw you have a dream where you are on a operating table and you look down and see a woman's body
>wake up happy and then cry

;_;

Fuck sake why. I never wanted to be one of you. I hated you so much.
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>>7620081
yeah it was weird
most of my dreams are about death or my moms ex

i think ive even forgotten a lot of the dream
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>>7620070
No I hope it will, but more than wanting to be a woman I kind of would just rather transition to nothingness
>>7620071
Idk head pat and hugg culture scares me
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>>7620083
be glad you woke up and didn't get to the part where you see your face in the mirror and it's exactly the same
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>>7620083
sorry amy
I have dreams where I relive highschool often, only I am a cis girl and not a freak, when I wake up I feel depressed
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>>7620052

Is yours supposed to be fag daddy? :P
I'll figure it out ^_^!
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>>7620092
Amy? Who's Amy?

>>7620087
;-;
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>>7620076
DAMMM

>>7620082
>xanys

w-well ok it's not that bad lol. Also yeah i think they will be nice, i'm just scared of people judging my transition, idk
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>>7620086
>Idk head pat and hugg culture scares me
the headpat and hugg communities are deeply offended by your words and reiterate that there is nothing about them to be feared
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hugg culture
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headpat culture
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>>7620086
>ywn hugg and hedpat ur buddi samantha

>>7620099
dakooter needs to make that as a shirt :3
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>>7620099
Is scary
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human contact makes me feel really uncomfortable so I don't think I would like hugging and headpats
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>>7620069
Nobody can read your mind. Even if they see you acting odd, they likely won't do anything about it. I myself have times when I can't get myself to go out the door, even though I live 1/2 mile from my nearest neighbor. Still I manage to get out routinely to do the shopping, got to meetings, and visit with friends.

>>7620083
Most of my dreams I have a woman's body...

>>7620086
*HUGS* I was there 3 years ago...I was even at the top of a boat ramp looking out over the ice trying to figure out if the near shore ice was thick enough so I could get out over the deep water before falling through. That was when I decide to try transitioning.
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EVERYONE POST A PICTURE OF THEMSELVES (includes chasers)
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>>7620096

Fuck em sweetie. When you have that thought, just say it out loud "fuck em!" When someone gives you some look from across the room that makes you feel like shit, fuck em. When you are walking down the street and everyone is looking at you, fuck em.

Don't let their ignorance mess with your self worth. Let it go, and exude grace.

Fuck em :3
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>>7620103
what's wrong with huggs
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>>7620107
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>>7620110
basic a cute
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>>7620110
You aren't wonder woman you lying piece of shit
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>>7620107
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>>7620111
thats not basic

>>7620108
:3 thx
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>>7620083
God, I hate those dreams, or at least waking up from them. I don't have any about surgery or operating rooms but when I'm female in my dreams and then wake up it is the most horrible wrenching feeling ;_;

>>7620085
Mine are usually super random but I have a few recurring ones. Always a bit different but the "theme" is the same. My most common recurring dream is about being in desperate need of something idek what and I come to my mom for help and she just ignores me. I start crying and begging, pleading and she ignores me. I cry so hard it's like wailing and still nothing. I probably have unresolved issues with her or something :/ The other one that happens is being lost in a strange city and I'm trying to find my way home or to a hotel. The landscape keeps changing and I keep looking at my phone; either to call/text someone or for a map but the display is gibberish and every time I try and use it it becomes more and more strange and unusable.

I had a super weird one last night where I was in some kind of a construction site and I don't remember much except for the stairs becoming a ladder of re-bar or something and at one point some kind of monster eggs were found and hatched and everyone was getting eaten. I was strangely calm >.>

>>7620107
Noope!
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>>7620117
>thats not basic
yeah it is, its her latest pic
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>>7620092
>>7620095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T55vZAITLI8

Stop getting me confused. That is an ex pseudonym
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>>7620120

If she was really here she would be able to defend herself anon... Oy Vey it's like you aren't trying >_>
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>>7620120
I'm pretty sure it isnt facial structure is different, this girl has a square face and basic has a diamond. Also she's a lot paler and would never post pics outside of unsee. She just doesnt look like basic at all.
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>>7620122
you arent fine Amy
I want to hedpat you and call u a good girl again and you need to be on hrt
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>>7620111
That's gal gadot

>>7620113
I wish I was :(
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BASIC A CUTE!!
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>>7620107
I didn't take estrogen today so I'm a boy now
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>>7620131
It's not basic...
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>>7620135
Basic looks good with her hubby
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>>7620083
My scary dream is one where I wake up disorientated and fuzzy brained. Kathy says "Welcome back, for a bit there we thought we lost you.". As I take in my surroundings I realize I'm laying in a hospital bed. I see Kathy holding a hand, and realize that emaciated hand is mine. I can barely feel her holding my hand. I try to say "I love you." but I don't have the energy. I just half mouth the words. My brain then feels fuzzy again and the dream ends.

>>7620119
>I probably have unresolved issues with her or something
Read up at Wikipedia on Attachment Issues. Sounds like when you were young your mom was often unresponsive to your needs.
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>>7620109
N-nothing
>>7620102
I would hesitantly accept
>>7620105
Will everything be alright and get better?
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>>7620127
Being gay is enough silly. Potential Passers should transition, non passers should become gays. I can't risk my life for a miracle.

I already get headpats when my bf calls me a good boy.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12168976
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>>7620137
Last I heard she had two
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>>7620133
seeing as you are a trust fund babby are you going to go out to some of the protests and call people white males?
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>>7620148
Fascists
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>>7620144
you're an idiot can you please either stop coming to trans spaces or stop saying shit like this
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>>7620144
>a good boy.
but you are a good girl
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>>7620149
?
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>>7620143
Maybe. I can't give any assurances. It all depends on what you do to live again. Feel free to ask for help. The only dumb question is the one not asked.
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>>7620149
yes the left are fascists
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>>7620165
take hrt and keep doing what you are doing until you feel like you can pass then?
hrt helps markedly with the dysphoria
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>>7620162
le horseshoe
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>>7620165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2Rf17mXzHo

You didn't see anything
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>>7620174
2early
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>>7620165

then just take hrt and stay with your bf? You'll feel even girlier. It's a nice feeling.

>>7620174
>>7620177
too early retards
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>>7620159
Okay. Thank you for helping it means a lot. I guess I need to start living the way I want and stop taking the easy way out.
>>7620146
To set the record straight. I-i voted huggs are good, but I just think they're scary
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>>7620171
>take hrt and keep doing what you are doing until you feel like you can pass then?
>hrt helps markedly with the dysphoria
>>7620181
>then just take hrt and stay with your bf? You'll feel even girlier. It's a nice feeling.

these, continue being a girl at home but presenting male until you fail boymode

also why did you delete your post, you know what we have been saying is true and you just want to get a way out from being trans
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I feel like shit. I feel less like shit because I smoked some pot, but it was getting bad. I don't know what my problem is.
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>>7620181
>>7620190
>>7620192
I can't. I have amy halfway what she wanted. With great fear and personal discomfort. Everyone irl knows I have a boyfriend now and I'm gay. And they think I'm happy. I am happy

Their tolerance won't extend so far to accept me wanting to be a girl.

Gay is the closest I can get
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>>7620202
if they have accepted that you're gay, they will accept that you want to be a girl
its not 1977
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>>7620183
Yeah, I had to bite that bullet. I'm still chewing on it, and trying to turn my life around. I at least have hope for a better future now. At nearly three years HRT, I'm getting people not wanting to gender me until they see my credit card or I talk. Not bad for a 51yo hon.
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>>7620205
The '70s & '80s sucked. It is massively better now.
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>>7620202
their tolerance doesn't matter. You can't let your happiness hinge on other people. What's going to happen when they honeymoon phase with your bf is over? What's going to happen as you grow older? Don't you just want to go through life as a girl?

You can always take hrt and grow cute boobs and get soft skin and a softer face. You're girly as fuck already so you'll be fine
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>>7620141
That wouldn't surprise me. I know my dad was completely disinterested and supposedly he would give her shit for taking care of me instead of paying attention to him.

>>7620193
*hugs*
I wish I had someone to chill and smoke pot with.
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>>7620208
blame feminism
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>>7620212
Some guy I work with thinks I'm funny, so he waited for me after work and shared his blunt. I was really glad for it because it made my current dissociation seem not so bad.
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>>7620212
The good thing is there are therapy methods that can help with attachment issues.

>>7620215
No, it was a backlash against the fledgling gay rights movement.
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Night everybody I'm going to continue drinking myself into a comma. Night everyone H-huggs and headpats for everyone.
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>>7620211
>honeymoon phase ends

Oh god no. He's the only person protecting me from complete dysphoria. It took a lot to disable Spartan and admit I liked guys.

>cute as fuck anyway
No I'm not. Not from female standards.
I'll be fine I'm no longer bound to be a dominant heterosexual

>>7620205
Gay is one thing. Trans is another.
I'll be ok. I'll be ok.
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>>7620222
*hugs* sleep well.
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>>7620190
DELET THIS
it was a vent.

IM FINE NOW
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>>7620223
>He's the only person protecting me from complete dysphoria

yeah that's pretty fucking obvious, my point is that no matter what this won't last very long. You're literally just wasting time and you know it.
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how do i install cute.exe
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>>7620223
huggu :3
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>critters around the farm.
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>>7620223
>Gay is one thing. Trans is another.
it really isnt
please stop being scared, you are a brave person to have gotten a boyfriend and come out
you got this, you can be a girl if you want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't like trans and if they don't like Amy, Well they're are no friends of mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs
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>>7620227
There's nothing to waste. I have no potential. I'm lucky to even have a bf.

I angled all my pics and even then. It's still stuck on a major masculine frame.

I feel better now. I think I'll just pretend to be a girl in private
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>>7620232
>tfw you don't eggs
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>>7620240
see you back tommorow
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>>7620240
Ive seen your pics
you look like a manlet with a tiny frame who is trying to get swole
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>>7620240
who are you
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>>7620240
ily uwu
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I got the sads this morning

>that feel when never gonna be able to get pregnant
>that feel when probably never gonna get a man to marry
>that feel when probably never gonna be a mother

;_______;
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>>7620246
Isn't that angie?
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>>7620245
5" 11 is Manlet by male standards

It's giant by female standards.

I'm just happy I'm allowed to be a sub.


>>7620244
I'm always here.

>>7620247
;~; uwu
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>>7620255
no its the spartan/amy person
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>>7620260
There are too many repressing cringe perspnalities
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>>7620255
no its amy

>>7620257
you might lose height on hrt but 5'11 really isnt that bad
your boyfriend towers over you anyway right?
dont you want to wear a dress and hold him by both hands and reach on your tippy toes to kiss him with your breasts pressing into him?
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>>7620264
agreed
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>>7620264
youre right about that
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>>7620264
we're slowly making our way helping them through their repression example kiwi is now one of the cutest girls here
and Anna seems really happy lately as hrt starts to do its thing :)
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>>7620264
>>7620267
Being trans is more cringe
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>>7620270
t. the biggest repressed cringe personality in /mtfg/
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>>7620272
no u
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>>7620257
uwu :333
hugg
hugg :3
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>>7620257
amy, take estrogen and grow boobs!

>>7620264
agreed actually
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>>7620276
>please reply and argue my assumption
cx
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>>7620282
thanks senpai
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>>7620271
I'm not sure if it's good that mtfg replaces a psych.
>>7620267
Isn't spartan Cnt? Or am I confusing everything now? We need a mtfg wiki or something.
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>>7620288
its not good but its very very entertaining
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>>7620265
>you might lose height on hrt

What?? So this meme is actually true?

I mean I hope you're right but how would losing height even work??
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>>7620288
no they are different
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>>7620265
>you might lose height on hrt but 5'11 really isnt that bad
your boyfriend towers over you anyway right?
>dont you want to wear a dress and hold him by both hands and reach on your tippy toes to kiss him with your breasts pressing into him?

I can do that in private and pretend it's real. Then no one could see or laugh at me irl.

;~;

>>7620271
Anyone but me can transition.
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>>7620288
>I'm not sure if it's good that mtfg replaces a psych.
good point
>We need a mtfg wiki or something.
uh oh, this seems like a pandoras box moment
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>>7620295
>Anyone but me can transition.
see these hons
they told themselves that
then they transitioned anyway as old men once repression crumbled
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>>7620279
;-;

Hugg

>>7620281
I WISH I COULD
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>>7620297
This is slightly disturbing. She really looks uncomfortable.
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>>7620300
<3 <3 <3
:3
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>>7620300
>I WISH I COULD
YOU CAN
you dont have to present female
you can bind if you really feel the need to hid your breasts
you can go vegan and lose muscle
you can do it
we believe in you

>>7620303
bill was checking out ivanka
it was a moment of hillary being all like
>really? I mean really
and bills look back was
>fuck off I'm old and enjoying the view
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>>7620154

>>7620154

>>7620154
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>>7620299
Yeah but spending my youth as an effeminate gay gay who wears makeup and girls clothes in private for my bf is less damaging than being a masc repressor for life

I met dysphoria halfway. Cut me some slack

>>7620308
<3

>>7620310
I'm already doing that so I get even more twinky.
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>>7620252

Awwwww I'm sorry you are feeling bad darling :( I hope this passes for you soon :3

Some thoughts though...

Standards we set for success guide the way we feel about our place in the world.

If we set a standard that is unachievable, then our self worth will decline as we fail to come close to the targets we set.

If we make them too easy we feel unfulfilled as we smash through our pointless repetitive tasks.

You need to set realistic long term goals that give you a purpose in life, built around a standard of success that is on your terms. Not society's not mum and dad's. Not mine. Yours.

This requires you to know yourself, your strengths and weaknesses. Your passions and indifferences. Your hopes and fears.

When you understand yourself your fears for the future melt away.

Sure you may never birth a child, but focusing on the things that may not happen just turns into a self fullfilling prophecy. Of course you won't find love if you believe you are incapable. Love yourself and others will too <3

You got this!
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>>7620317
>I'm already doing that so I get even more twinky.
take hrt
it will help lose muscle mass, help you feel better, help everything
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>>7620317
Just go to femgen, they are all like you.
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>>7620327
dont fall for the bicalumide meme though
it will mean you will be flat forever
no breasts, which is a shame
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