>tfw no dom gf who takes my measurements and personally selects

itym no mom gf to buy your clothes and dress you up you pathetic man baby

>>7601432
what's wrong with wanting that? why do you think shows like 'what not to wear' are so popular?

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>tfw no autistic gf who takes my cranial vault/facial plane measurements then dumps me asap if I'm not in the cis female range
why continue living legbutts?

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>>7601420
I didn't know I wanted this until now.

>>7601420
>>7605123
>that moment when she puts the glasses on your face as "the final touch"
>tfw she admits she has a fetish for lanky, awkward librarians

Aww yeah.

>>7601420
I am right here, you little strumpet. I want you in a black fitting, impecable suit with a white Oxford shirt. Leave the two upmost buttons undone. I also want you to fill your wardrobe with Victoria's Secret lingerie. You better not touch the PINK line.

Next time you post, show me you have learned some dress code.

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>implying that there will be some crazy, mad girl that will want to have me as her bf and take me under her wing

My girlfriend has a thing for girls in glasses and helped me pick out my latest pair of frames based on what would turn her on most. Does that count?

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>>7601420
I don't like shopping for myself because I always end up dissatisfied with the quality at stores. Then I end up going online and researching way too long and then blow too much money on a high quality piece. So now I have some great shoes, a very nice parka with a real wool liner, and a few shirts. Pants never fit my massive squat thighs and my waist so I just get cheap stretchy shit.

Now if I was shopping with my trans girlfriend, it would be a different story. I'm already concocting plans. I'm going to get her to H&M, make her try on a load of outfits and then buy her a few things. Then I'll do my research thing and spend way too much time finding her the perfect clothes. I'll show her some, then secretly buy her things I don't show her. Slowly I'll gift them to her. I don't know how to do makeup at all, not even for myself, but I do know how to put together a nice outfit, even if I don't do it for myself. I'm gonna spoil the shit out of her.