mtfg

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How do you guys end the day
I drink tea and read yaoi/shounen ai

Who is the most autistic poster here?
My vote goes for isla, elanna, edie, mercury or shakira.

>>7599278
shitpost until I pass out usually

are diaps cool again

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Lauren <3

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>>7599198
Well thanks love. It's nice to know there is someone listening. :)

>>7599216
o-okay u///u

i used to be really into gardening and stuff, so i know how to take care of plants, to an extent?
i'd say kitchen gardens are mostly useful if you have some very specific types of vegetables you want grown, or if you're growing stuff that doesn't need a lot of maintenance

>>7599228
i think sometimes when you're suicidal you want people to push you towards it? i dunno
when i have my meltdowns i sometimes want people to hate me so i can leave communities i've embarrassed myself on

>>7599279
thanks for not including me

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>>7599285
Yes

>>7599267
Pleb
T. Not pleb

>>7599278
I smoke cush

>>7599278
I drink tea and listen to calm music to help me sleep better

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:3

>>7599294
hi pleb

>>7599278
pacing around my room listening to loud music and crying

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quid says i'm not at autism capacity yet

>>7599301
I just said I'm not pleb tho....

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>finally get to see my bf tonight

yay in a really good mood :3

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>>7599305
:c hug
>>7599298
Tea is legit the best

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when ur smooth leggos touch the cold toilet seat

>>7599318
whats ur favourite tea?
mine is green

>>7599291

I want to grow lots of basil and make tonnes of pesto and just eat it until it makes me want to spew! :3

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>>7599279
my vote goes for parrothitler
>>7599264
aren't you a cs dropout? can you seriously not install tor? a lethel dose of fent*20 is like 30 bucks

does low t thin blood?

>>7599321
I like lemon or blueberry
Ginger green tea is really nice aswell

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Will this get the job done or should I save up for something more?

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zhea what happened to the jordans also do u do any vocals in this band?

>>7599278
Drink or insomnia usually, the first fixes the second

>>7599337
Oo yeah lemon is nice too. It reminds me of hotels because they mostly have it there as default :3

Never had blueberry before, I should look into trying it sometime

Ginger is nice too

>>7599328
pesto is really nice
i've only had it like once or twice though ;_;
t. lives in poverty

stuff like sweet potato grows really easy here, at least in hawaii

>>7599340
dismissing a suicidal person by calling them an "attention whore" is mean

>>7599338
I use that.
Works pretty ok.
Keep in mind,
It's not waterproof or wireless

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>Sass posting on dead threads
I'm a fucking meme

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>>7599352
sweet potatos are so fucking good
pesto is good too
>>7599363
<3

>>7599308
Quid is qute

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>>7599351
Raspberry Zinger is the best.

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Anon said I was an autistic

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>>7599341


Yes! I sing here: https://youtu.be/5PRID7BwKso?t=1229

and

https://youtu.be/5PRID7BwKso?t=661

I have a few other small singing parts but I play drumset in this band so it's kind of annoying to have an extra mic behind the drumset when we tour.

>what happened to the jordans
Lol!! Jordan Thralls got an engineering degree and now works too much/got married. Jordan Caylor was just a fucc boi and I didn't get along with him well. He was also the least experienced musician in the band. Just held us back. He had a sick live presence though.

Pic related was our tour last year.

>>7599328
>I want to grow lots of basil and make tonnes of pesto and just eat it until it makes me want to spew! :3
>>7599352
>pesto is really nice
I love pesto so much. I tried growing basil this summer but I lost a few plants to aphids >.< I pretty much only had enough for one batch.

>>7599278
I eat a huge dinner, take my mones and a hot shower and then pretty much pass out

>>7599288
Thanks.
>>7599292
I feel bad about what this will do to my mum but I don't have any more options. It's gone beyond being lonely or a hon, my finances are also fucked up bad too because of dropping out of uni and other stuff. I got no employment history whatsoever, I rely on getting disability and the government has been trying to throw me off for ages. My business plans have gone nowhere which is really crushing because of the amount of effort I put into them. So this isn't just a case of "waah my voice won't change imma kms", my entire life top to bottom is fucked up.

>>7599377
>anon didn't say I was autistic

>>7599352

It is :) why are you in poverty? I only work like twenty hours a week and still manage to buy everything I want and eat well, plus titty skittles :3 things must be quite expensive there?

Sweet potatoes grow easily everywhere :P They are the only starchy thing I eat outside of literal junk food. Vitamin A is soooooo good for you. Sometimes I bake half of one and smoosh it up with some curry or something on top. Soooooo yummy!

>>7599279
How the fuck ate these people autistic? Or are you one of those idiots who think "autist" is an insult?

>>7599280
Lauren is living tbe dream :3

>>7599363
Epilate me bby

>>7599394
Lol.
It's the least erotic feeling ever

How do I get a trans gf who will love me and live in my townhouse and hold me when I'm sad

>>7599391
You're my special little autistic!

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>tfw you meme yourself into being a girl

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>>7599351
Just go to a tea shop they are bound to have blueberry

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>when you bf makes you flustered, stammer your words and your voice cracks and you can't stop giggling

My food better not be drugged

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Ok im gonna go sleep now
i've got a busy day tomorrow with some scary stuff and some nice stuff

good night and have a great day, trips and anons alike <3

>>7599374
looks really good, I'll keep my eye out for some c:
frangi out

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>>7599379
Yr too cool zheanna
<3

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>>7599358
thats just like your opinion

>>7599401
<3

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Tfw haven't masturbated in weeks and I want to but I feel shame for sexual attraction
I hate being a pervert

>>7599366
>>7599322

Thanks bub, you're a good girl Sassy-pants <3

A man came into work yesterday and abused the fuck out of me. I wanted to beat him up for being a rude prick :( though he would have surely attacked me... Back and he was very sinuey. Instead I ended up going and crying in the toilet like a sooky bitch... I dealt with all that suicide stuff in therapy, but it keeps coming back to haunt me which makes me weak and vulnerable :(

Stupid men and their stupid agro bullshit ;_;

I love you

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Today is not a good day.

>>7599399
Call rachel
Ahahahaha

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>>7599409
<3 babe your too nice. I'm just a normal person.

>>7599398
>It's the least erotic feeling ever
This, lmao.

>>7599383

Mummy taught me that garlic juice in warm water keeps the insects away and doesn't detract from the plants awesomeness. Haven't used on Basil but it stopped them eating my tomatoes ^_^

>>7599427
One of the reasons I came here today was to ask if you have Skype?

>>7599432
>.>
That's a worse suggestion then the hate fuck porn with edie one from yesterday

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>>7599427
that's a good amount of honey
do you like royal jelly?
I get a mix of propolis, royal jelly, and pollen
Pollen and honey by themselves are god tier tho
also is that honey local to you?
what kind is it?
also today is a good day; it's not too late to be happy
>>7599435
;3

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>try to masturbate
>atrophy made erection unbearably painful
>got upset with myself bc I decided to masturbate
wew
Guess I'll have some dinner and do voice training
>>7599278
Drink some water, shitpost on /mtfg/, listen to nice music

>>7599436
Supposedly planting tomatoes near basil keeps aphids away too because they hate tomatoes. I'm tempted buy buy like, 10,000 lady bugs from the internet and unleash them on the neighborhood but I'm worried about ecological consequences >.>

>>7599445
what's ur gemsona

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i hate how much posing i have to do to look like a girl
someone couldnt just take an uncontrolled pic of me and have me turn out okay

>>7599399
Tell me my penis is very sexy~

>>7599451
your innie is very sexy ;)

>>7599443
Kek
Hatefucking Edie could be cool though
I was joking though (obviously)

>>7599449
yeah i know of like two pics other people have taken of me and i look like a strange little man

>>7599447

Nice, that is cool, but like you said certain species gravitate towards different plants. It's a friggin war out there! I just want nummy foooooooooood :'3 bloody insects and their shit!

>>7599312
fuck off autist

>>7599368
fried sweet potatoes are good shit
and they grow pretty easy, which is nice, though my mom stopped bothering lately because we keep getting rats eating them

>>7599383
probably some sprays or other plants you can plant nearby which will deter aphids

>>7599393
eh, i live in rural hawaii with my parents, it's kind of shit
i stopped doing yardwork for a while due to wanting to slim down, tried getting into writing porn. made decent money, but creative work + severe depression don't go well together
i have enough for hormones, at least

yeah, i wouldn't know. i've only ever lived in the philippines (i'm white, though) and hawaii
sweet potatoes aren't my favorite thing, but they make a mean dish fried
i've had them by themselves one too many times

>>7599456
>tfw birdie flirtu wit u
My force fem plans are coming to fruition

>>7599448
I don't have one, I probably would've if SU came out when I was 12 or something
Best gem is pearl tbqh
>>7599407
nini

>>7599467
We have those in Jamaica. We roast them though.

>>7599441

I don't use it, no. Evidently you're not feeling better? I haven't bothered to catch up in the old threads.

>>7599444

The honey is for this cocktail, though it should be saved for my next batch of mead whenever I get around to brewing again. Summer blossom honey, just mixed wildflowers. I always buy local honey, especially when I'm making mead; I have a batch maturing right now that was cut with peach blossom honey.

You are incorrect, today is not a good day, good days are not filled with panic attacks and vile, black hatred.

Because the threads about to 404, and anon said he was probably a tranny:

/adv/ wasn't much help, so

I think my brother might be a faggot
>Only plays girls in video games, has a girly online handle
>Thinks Adam Driver is hot
>Watches cutesy anime
>Uses floral scented beads in laundry
>Has Nair in bathroom

What do I do?

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>>7599478
pearl makes the meme face lol

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>>7599435
>This, lmao.
wait, are you telling me you arent into pain?

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>>7599460
its so stressful to be concerned with looking like a girl in the first place, let alone a cute or pretty one

>>7599477
no they aRE NOT

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>>7599445
iktf
>can't be a man
>guess i'll try to be a woman
>>7599449
iktf
>>7599456
post birds
>>7599467
oh :/
>>7599481
every moment is a new day
<3
peach blossom sounds good
Mead would be the only alcohol worht making

>>7599481
Nope. That sucks because I'd like to talk to you more but I don't like coming here because hateful trips here like to kick me when I'm down. Oh well it wasn't meant to be.

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>>7599486
>wait, are you telling me you arent into pain?
Lmao. I'm into erotic pain. The feeling of an epilator doesn't seem very erotic. I guess if my man held me down and epilated me that might be hott though. Only if I was restrained though.

I love the pain of candlewax, spanking, slapping, rope burns, etc.

Honestly though my biggest kink is sensory deprivation. I wanna be blindfolded, physically restrained to where I can't move anything, ears covered so I cant hear, mouth gagged so I cant speak or taste all at the same time.

I wish I could get fucked inside a sensory deprivation float tank.

>>7599488
Oh are they turning into consentual fem?

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>>7599493

>>7599503
I'm a man, bby.

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>>7599502
lol i start working at a float center late february

>>7599398
>Implying I want erotism
Epilate my facial hair :D

>>7599399
I dunno. I guess it would have to be someone you get along well with and have trust in and who gets you. Someone who will understand your vulnerability and nurture you. Someone who has experience and isn't playing around. Someone who gets excited about planning and doing stuff with you and isn't just along for the ride.

I guess you'd have to be attracted to her and find her interesting enough to reply ro her and stuff. Or is it more like side girl thing?

Good luck :3

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why do I act like teenage girl around my bf

It's becoming worrying

>>7599482
Order her hrt online :3

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>>7599510
Me too

>>7599496
/mtfg/ is pretty cancer, yeah
only reason i come here is i had drama and alienated myself from my main trantran discord

which bad dragon dildo should i get
some of them are quite frightening

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>>7599502

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>>7599513
>lol i start working at a float center late february

Omg, that's so awesome! What do you do for work meow? I've always wanted to do a float tank. My boy just did one today actually. Like 30 mins ago.

>>7599435
>Normal person

Zhe is like the awesomest! Her feedback is awesome and her instructions are mindblowing.

>>7599523
the baddest one

>>7599493

>every moment is a new day

I'm stuck in this one until I can burn myself out of my state of mind with gin and too much wasabi. I'll get there eventually.

>>7599496

I suppose it doesn't cost anything to create a Skype. I'm too good-hearted to turn down a request for help even in my present state.

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>>7599526
Phie...........

we really are soul sisters.

tfw no home sensory deprivation tank to eliminate myself from existence while being absolutely destroyed by a gorgeous man.

>>7599518
no ur a gross girl with an even grosser fetish

is collecting vinyl records trutrans

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>>7599527
I am an aquatic specialist at petco..
I still haven't been in one but I will be getting to for free soon..
What do you do?
>>7599535
yum
horseradish or wasabi wasabi?
I say wassup wasabi to people irl erry day

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>>7599484
:^)
>>7599493
If I had my own place again I'd try anal stuff but idk I'm just incredibly lazy and would rather not masturbate in any fashion at all. Normal masturbation flares up my dysphoria and hurts like fuck

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goodnite
ill leave you guys with this

>>7599547
It's tru millennial

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>>7599548
>I am an aquatic specialist at petco..
I guessed it was something like that! You always post awesome pictures of animals, biology, and natural science stuff. Are any of the pics you post ones you've taken? I think I've seen some tanks that look like ones you might take care of.

>What do you do?
Teach (music theory, composition, production, voice), compose, produce, and gig,

>>7599546
Call me gross please

>>7599548

A blend. Just enough more wasabi-wasabi than horseradish to merit wasabi getting top billing on the ingredients list.

>>7599553
Call me a genX old hon pls.

>>7599553
is being millennial trutrans

>>7599535
You're a cool trip bee. I really like u

>>7599335
possibly

>>7599563
Yus! Millenial trans will inherit the earth

>>7599535
>request for help
No no I won't whine about my suicide plans, I'm sure you've had enough of that. I'll do what I gotta do when the time comes but until then it would be nice to chat on Skype. I'd just like to get to know you better, you're the only black transwoman that I've ever made friends with. Well there was June but she disappeared. Parrothitler is cool but is extremely distant and of course I don't know any IRL. But more importantly you like biology and I like your music taste. So when you do make the skype add shakira.s11

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>>7599538
you know that if yr being fucked in one you will be able to feel hear and smell it right?
You'd have to take some like oxy or something idk what would do the trick but yeah you'd probably end up near paralyzed at least and it'd be hot af
>>7599556
that sounds fun
I have taken some pics but most are on my phone :/
The only rare fish my store has is electric blue rams. I need to buy some but they're almost 20$

pic is my old tank and it was a disaster
That orange ram and my cat were friends
The cat would drink out of the aquarium and the fish would swim up to it and get licked lolol
>>7599562
Are you even gen x honestly?

>>7599568
like lately during electro I bleed and they thought it was weird

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>>7599537
Loopholes

>>7599548
curious, are you able to refuse sale of pets?

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>>7599566

Well, thanks. For what it counts, you seem pretty cool too.

What should my next cocktail be? I have a lot of mint, some lemons, seltzer, oranges, and cherries. I also have gin, vodka, rye, brandy, benedictine, amaretto, shitty mint whiskey, a delicious hopped vodka, and the lees of an old batch of mead. Also vermouths and angostura bitters. What cocktail, ladies?

>>7599579
huh?

>>7599516

DAMN IT

>>7599574
needle depth and/or power level is off if you bleed.

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>>7599581
yeah
but i get yelled at if i do usually
I did a lot when i started but now i just write no guarantee on their receipts if they're idiots
Most of them are ofc.

>>7599586
it was dealing with ingrown hairs, not actually electro part

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>>7599573
>you know that if yr being fucked in one you will be able to feel hear and smell it right?

Wut, how would that even be possible. I guess I don't really understand the experience but I really wanna try it.

>You'd have to take some like oxy or something idk what would do the trick but yeah you'd probably end up near paralyzed
Shit did you just awaken a new fetish for me? I'm afraid to take pills like that though. Maybe if I did ketamine and let a boy use me that would be close to what I'm after, idk.

>it'd be hot af
yeah it's the ultimate fetish of mine, to literally have no sensory experience other than getting fucked.

>that sounds fun
It's cool! Not the best paying thing ever or reliable but it makes me happy and I only do music 24/7. Hopefully I get a teaching job at University of Chicago this fall though! Move on to something less freelance.

>The cat would drink out of the aquarium and the fish would swim up to it and get licked lolol
D'awwwwwwww. I wish I was an aquatic creature.

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>things are going okay
>remember that my adams apple exists
>remember that it always will

>>7599588
ok

tfw no cis gf to fully appreciate your 6.5 inch girlpenis

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>>7599584
I said. Loop. Hole.

>>7599592
trachea shave

>>7599594
>GIRL PENIS

>>7599596
I don't understand

>>7599598

what kind of razor is best for that? my regular razors usually cut my skin around there

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>>7599596
please don't try to hurt evangeline with this

>>7599604
ignore her, she's trying to get you to repress

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>>7599605
I think a normal razor blade is best.

>>7599602
yeah and it's probably bigger than yours :3c

>tfw posted in ded thread

My best friend (also the only person that knows I am a tranny) just said that next time he and his gf go clothes shopping they'll take me to get girlclothes
I am literally crying I'm so fucking happy

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>>7599602

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>>7599591
lol ketamine will get you too high to understand the situation
so sensory deprivation tanks are 10 inches of water with a metric shit ton of epsom salt in it so you float. you lie in it for at least 90 minutes in complete silence and darkness. It heals the body in a lot of ways.
Have you already applied? Do you know anyone that works there?
I really wish I was a dolphin tbqh

>>7599605
try a fishing knife

>>7599613
Nice!!!

>>7599615
Lay in one to long and you go mad...

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>>7599608
Oh please. As if any of you could emulate me

>>7599605
it's a medical procedure that requires doctor I think
>>7599608
oh
>>7599606
I really like it since it's in tran colors

>>7599621
Yeah and a real girl is going to be there to tell me what to buy since I have no fashion sense and it's gonna be so amazing
Being accepted is the best

>>7599613
The shame stage should hit soon
My chaser instincts can tell

>>7599467

Sounds like you have an interesting life! I can't imagine writing porn... Seems like an interesting vocation. I mean are we talking screenplay?

Haha yes not so good for you alone... Or fried. You gotta stop getting things, is bad for your heart :(

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>>7599621
idk some people go in for days at a time and only leave to go to the bathroom
I'm sure a whole life in one would be underwhelming at the least though.

>>7599630
Frying*

>>7599628
I am ashamed most of the time
But what you are forgetting is that I'm a top tier chaser myself :^)

>>7599630
no, just erotica
i'm pretty good at it but ADD / bipolar (i think) fucks with my shit
my mom's a religious nutcase and doesn't want me going to a psych because (not exaggerating) 'all your mental issues are caused by demons who you inherited from your father / grandmother, who got them by visiting a fortune teller'

i don't always, just when my parents are gone
usually not enough motivation to cook stuff up properly? i sometimes make soup and stuff though

i'm trying to do something important stop replying to my posts plz

>>7599635
So youre agp and don't have any genital dysphoria and are clearly a fetishist.

Good going man.

>>7599640
>So youre agp
no
>don't have any genital dysphoria
true except when with others :)
>are clearly a fetishist.
Not really other trannies just make me more comfortable

>>7599573
I dunno, you've seen my pics right?

Do you think I'm young enough to be a millenial or maybe I'm just a gen x faking, artisanal hot sauce making, sufjan stevens/the decemeberist hearing, hipster fraud?

>>7599583
Gin, apple juice, tonic water, angostura bitters, and lime juice.

It tastes just like a sour apple candy.

Or like mint julip?

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>>7599637
no

>>7599615
True, maybe K isnt the best for that then, lmao. Only drugs I do are bud, psilocybin, and LSD. I've done DMT before but I'm not a fan. Too big of a body load.

>so sensory deprivation tanks are 10 inches of water with a metric shit ton of epsom salt in it so you float. you lie in it for at least 90 minutes in complete silence and darkness. It heals the body in a lot of ways.

I didn't know that's how it worked. Huh. Interesting. I thought they were larger tanks that you actually float in.

>Have you already applied? Do you know anyone that works there?
Yes, I applied for a PhD. I don't know anyone that works there but I'm hoping my application carries me!

>I really wish I was a dolphin tbqh
Same. I've swam with dolphins before. They feel amazing.

night qts <3

>>7599637
i love you

>>7599644
agp is a meme
stop replying to shitposting anons, please

nini though

>>7599636

Wow, that sounds fucked up. My dad is a Pentecostal and believes similar shit and likes to think anyone who subscribes to anything different is lesser than and evil.

The retarded thing is, I truly believe that it is mental illness that makes him believe that shit. Silly duffer.

Erotica eh, nice! How does mum feel about you doing HRT? Or are you hiding that from her?

HELLO TEAM, HOW ARE YOU?

>>7599613
THIS IS AWESOME! legit happy for you :)

>>7599614
Maybe it's just me, buy after 5 months on hormones my penis is small and I don't find it so gross anymore, so much so i wouldn't mind my partner playing it. I guess I would never do penetration with it tho....unless it's a girl

>>7599650
>I've swam with dolphins before.
Never swam with them, but I have seen them a number of times riding the waves the sailboat I was sailing was making.

>>7599657
yeah, christians are kind of annoying desu
she's a russian baptist, so she's like, super ultra conservative. every other day she'll tell me i'm going to become a missionary some day
she's a nice enough person, but i really wish her religious views would fuck off

yeah i'm hiding it from her
if i wasn't i'd be kind of fucked, i don't really need her crying about me every other day

>>7599651

Nigh night <3

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>>7599538
I am probably more extreme, in an unhealthy way though, stupid BPD

>>7599650
>Yes, I applied for a PhD.

WEW
that means Ive to do that too later this year I guess
way to put pressure on me ;-;
does this imply you already have a masters?

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>>7599615

>>7599657
simple brain washing will do that.

>>7599661
I've swam with crocodiles before

I was like 50 meters away from them and I almost walked on water getting out. Lol

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>>7599645
The decemberists are awful
But isn't 84 the cut off for gen x?
I didn't think you were middle aged yet
<3 u if u are though
Love you sassafrazzler
>>7599650
My senpai wanted me to swim with dolphins but I don't trust them desu
Too rapey for me
But I'd love to be one
swim has some dmt atm. also is growing psilocybins too. I don't smoke weed anymore. What happened when you took dmt?
>>7599651
night u
>>7599654
ily2

>>7599559
for what purpose anon

>>7599645

I haven't got tonic and my only apple juice is still inside the apples. Also no limes.

I like the sound of more gin, though. The gin I have right now has, for a long time, been my favorite spirit. It's not distilled from grain or grapes, but apples, and has only been through three total distillations so there's some carryover of flavors from the apples.. The botanicals they select perfectly compliment the esters that carry over from the apples. It's sweet, smooth, and has the most lovely subtle notes of flavor and aroma unfolding before, during, and after a sip. I adore their vodka as well. Distribution is limited mostly to NY and maybe parts of PA and NJ, but the distillery/cidery is close enough that I can make a day trip.

Maybe I'll do the julep with rye instead of bourbon and flip a bird in the direction of Kentucky.

>>7599664
>yfw you want to prevent disease, heart break, mental illness, drug use, ect, is mentally ill
>yfw wanting to chop your dick off is healthy

Stay crazy legbutts

>>7599668

Only the weak can be brainwashed. So I am willing to accept that.

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>>7599670
lol holy shit

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>>7599679
culture is mankind's media
you are constantly affecting and affected by it

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>>7599679
>tfw not weak

>>7599666
All my cousins, brother, parents, aunts and uncles have PhDs. I never got one. Never had plans to either. For my uncles it was a way to make sure they didn't go to the front line...

>>7599661

There is a beach on the south coast of NSW that has a really nice cove. In summer there are dolphins there constantly. They are friendly as and ride the waves with you. One of the most beautiful naturally occurring experiences of my life! :3

>>7599676
i'm not planning to chop my dick off desu
i don't have enough genital dysphoria to justify it as is, and it'd be useful if i end up hooking up with a cis girl. or subby transgirl, i guess

>>7599673
>Speaking ill of the decemeberists
Picaresque and The Crane Wife rally changed my life.

Especially that one song from picaresque called "on the bus mall" Id fantasize about running away from home and being a teen prostitute lol.

Colin Meloy's lyrics are the best. But I can see how not all people would like them.

I <3 u 2 even if you think I'm a middle aged Decemeberists fan :3

>>7599682

Culture is not synonymous with brainwashing. One is directed manipulation, the other is an extension of the super ego.

>>7599670
Yeah, that would be a bit scary.
was me >>7599661
I've seen an alligator in the wild. It was in a park in Florida near where grandpa retired to. He's seen them in his yard. He lived close to a lake.

>>7599698

I had entered into a marriage, in the summer of my twenty first year. And the bells rang for our wedding, only now do I remember it clear.... Alright, alright, alright!

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>>7599704

>>7599699
If goo goo is gah gah,
and wah wah is gah gah.
Are all goo goos gah gahs?

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>tfw thought I was on path to transition and happiness but it seems more and more like it will be a (rather short) lifetime of repression after all

Thanks mom and dad :)

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>>7599712

>>7599715

Yes see line 1.

>looking through electronics parts catalogs.

>>7599717
*hugs* We each have to find our own inner strength to persevere.

>>7599722
I fucked up the quote

>>7599729

See, brainwashing only affects the weak.

>>7599673
>Too rapey for me
ahaha, fucking dolphins tho.

>swim has some dmt atm. also is growing psilocybins too. I don't smoke weed anymore. What happened when you took dmt?

SWIM should totally mail me some psilo. Nothing bad happened when I took DMT, I just feel it has such a massive body load compared to other psychedelics. I always felt so tense and tightened up. I always felt like I was peeing and pooping myself at the same time.

I mean when you breakthrough all that goes away, but you can't break through everytime and the times that you don't it just ugh idk.

>>7599666
>stupid BPD
awh, my love! it's ok. I'm pretty neurotypical but sometimes I am depressed.

>WEW
xD, hey you're like 4 years ahead of me on transition so it balances out.

>way to put pressure on me ;-;
Good! That's what I like to hear

>does this imply you already have a masters?
Kind of, not exactly. My undergraduate research endeavors have given me sort of national clout in the theory community. I only intend to apply for Masters en route to PhD. I usually say I have a masters because my research history is equivalent to that. But I am only applying for PhD tracks which includes a Masters along the way.

kinda fucking sucks when all your academic and research history is in a totally different name and identity though. :\ meh

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>>7599719
Puny mortal

>>7599717
what happened, anon

i'm dating someone whos mtf and think she's awesome and beautiful, but i know she will never agree with me and see it herself. is this ok? i feel like i'm doing a bad job as bf by not making her feel pretty enough, but no matter what i say she just ignores or rebuffs it. apologies if this doesnt belong here i didnt know where else it belonged sorrysorrysorryignoremeifwrongplace

>>7599680
Lol the villagers hunted and killed the crocs a month later :(

Rip crocodiles ;~;

It's sad to think our children (inb4 you're ingertile because hormones Sass) will grow up in a vastly different world than the one we grew up in, because once there were crocdiles in the mangrove forests in the wetlands of Guatemala. You could see them standing in the amber current where they basked in the warm glow of the sun, swimming in yhe water, their ridgwd backs wimpled softly in the flow. They smelled of moss and algea if you dared get close. Polished and muscular and torsional. On their backs were vermiculate patterns that were maps of the world in its becoming. Maps and mazes. Of a thing which could not be put back. Not be made right again. In the deep glens where they lived all things were older than man and they hummed of mystery.

>>7599740
Just keep being genuine with her. Even though I'll deny it every time if someone calls me beautiful, deep down I really do appreciate it. I'm sure she's the same way.

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>>7599736
you know that's a girl right?

>>7599709
I love you you fucking rake

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>tfw no sub to dom

>>7599752
tfw no dom to submit to

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>>7599747

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>>7599756
idk what you want senpai

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sometimes everything feels really good and okay

>>7599673
Two or more male dolphins will coordinate and rape a female dolphin.

>>7599679
Some people need their brains washed.

>I should put on street clothes and go shopping, but other shoppers...

>>7599763
It's a trap

>>7599763
That just means you haven't yet realized what's gone wrong.

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>>7599699
Still, being raised in different cultures with various limitations on science will produce different coping mechanisms for believing. You have a good point but being out of culture you would still have your own mind. Idk I guess expecting anything would entail being brainwashed is what I'm trying to say..
>>7599735
No way is swim gonna mail psychs. But if yr interested it's pretty easy to grow. I want to start growing my own lion's mane as well. Yeah I had some really bad experiences on dmt but I don't remember much of a bodyload. I actually surprised everyone by grabbing my ex and making her walk with me outside after i hit it one time. She kept saying how I am jesus when I was on dmt and I was like wtf.
>>7599744
That's really beautiful
Saved.
>>7599767
hell yeah
they also get high off puffers

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>>7599761
I Don't know what else I want now

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>>7599755
What a shame.

>>7599755

I'll dom for you if you'll dom for me

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>>7599736
good image, I approve

>>7599735
>Good! That's what I like to hear

wow D:

Ill have a masters in 5-6 months, if everything goes according to plan.
I dont really have a research history though, noone has at this stage here
>tfw you need at least a PHD for anyone to give the smallest fuck about your research in my field

>>7599744
Nigga fuck ur creepy ass lizards

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everything feels terrible now

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>>7599783
idk what you want senpai

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Hello everyone. I have pizza to share

every anon is lauren

>>7599799
tru

>>7599798
gibbe pizza

>>7599726
*hugs back*

>>7599738
When I came out to them about two weeks ago, they had the whole "we will always love you and support you" charade going on, but now they seem more and more aggressively opposed to the idea of me actually doing anything about my dysphoria. It doesn't really matter whether its fear, prejudice, or lack of knowledge. Either way I need to stop bothering them with my selfish bullshit and just tie the noose already.

i am lauren

>>7599804
can you see about visiting a psychiatrist
don't do that, though.
see about moving out or something, or finding some way to sustain yourself
maybe you can get on welfare?

>>7599807
me too

lauren am i you

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>>7599794
Oats

>>7599777
Oh no, I just paraphrased and adapted and copy pasta'd Cormac McCarthy's last paragraph from his book "The Road".

You should read it, it's one of the most beautiful and heartbteaking novels I've read, about what it means to be human and a parent, about love and hope in a world that's falling apart.

>>7599790
Poor creepy ass lizards ;~;

>>7599809
i like lauren
she's nice!

>>7599810
yes

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>>7599811
I'm going to stop responding since you don't make sense

>>7599815
cool i always wanted to be cute

>>7599792
I told you it was a trap.

>>7599819
>>7599814

c:

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>>7599817
EVERYBODY THAT YOU MEET

HAS AN ORIGINAL POINT OF VIEW

>>7599817
hi eva

I am Lauren.

>>7599827
Hi hi!

>>7599807
Thank you for the support~
I am already on lexapro for my depression, not sure I have the courage to tell a psychiatrist or doctor about my dysphoria after this shitstorm. I don't view suicide as a bad thing, though

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>>7599740

She denies it because she's insecure about it. It still helps for her to hear it. Telling her with more than just words is also valuable.

>>7599645

Mint julep prepared with 100-proof rye. Not bad, but a little harsh. I prefer these with bourbon, but you do what you can with what you have where you are.

>>7599828
me too

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>>7599826
ITS A SIMPLE MESSAGE

AND IT COMES FROM THE HEART

>>7599745

thanks for the advice! appreciate it

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>>7599812
My sjw megamom sister likes that book a lot
but so does my mom
I will read it
<3
>>7599814
why are you yelling?
>>7599823
c:utie

i am

läürën

>>7599844
how do I yanderepost about myself now

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My gt smells like marshmellows.

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>>7599840
WHAT A WONDERFUL KIND OF DAY

WHERE WE CAN LEARN TO WORK AND PLAY

>>7599844
budd lauren

>>7599826
>>7599840
I don't know who you are, but you're my favorite anon anon.
Please post Buster Pepe,

Btw, Believe in yourself that's the place to start

>>7599842
Hope it helps. Just stay strong and keep with it. Best of luck to you and her!

>>7599787

What's your field?

>>7599790
>>7599812

Crocodilians are closer to birds than to lizards. Consider their lungs! Note that reptiles are not real. There are squamates, and there are turtles/tortoises, and there are crocodilians. Tuataras is their own thing, too. "Reptilia" is paraphyletic and an invalid taxonomic clade and nothing triggers me like wrong science. REEEEEE

>>7599827
Oh, u wanted to know what I look like

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>>7599853
AND GET ALONG WITH EACH OTHER

>>7599851
ī čän bē böth õf ūš

>>7599856
that's lauren u butt

>>7599831
you only view suicide as a bad thing because your life is in a bad place
you should talk to them about it, anon
things will get better, eventually

>>7599843
it was lower caps.
not yelling!

>>7599868
ow my ears
it hurts like yr yelling

>>7599869
i am being ENTHUSIASTIC
there's a difference!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>7599832

well unfortunately we are long-distance so i cant show her with my actions.. wish i could obviously

QUESTION ONE:

The correct way to greet a buddy on /mtfg/ is as follows:

A. Howdy, partner!
B. How's it going, MAN?
C. buddi
D. Greetings!

>>7599877
b.

>>7599877
c

>>7599860
isn't it with each-arthur?

>>7599879
b for buddi

>>7599877

B

>>7599877
all wrong it's
F. Hugg

>>7599877
buddi

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>>7599877
this

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crushing lonliness is trutrans right

>>7599877
>no 'sup, bro' option

QUESTION TWO:

You're unsure if someone is your buddy or not and you want to find out for sure. What do you do?

A. Ask politely
B. yaeoo
C. Cry until they say they are
D. Do nothing and wallow in misery

buddi

>>7599612
i would hope so im only 2in big

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>>7599902
yes

>>7599899
What if it's not morning?

uwo /><#/

>>7599907

e. keep giving them (you)s until they say they like you

>>7599907
b

>>7599907

D

>>7599907
i think it's a tasteful combination of all of the above

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>>7599912
then its this

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>a wild tumblr appears

>>7598534

Yes =]

>>7599881
Huggg

>>7599894
Hugggg

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>>7599911
hugg eva

Can someone please give me feedback on my voice?

https://clyp.it/s3jw3jid

>>7599923
Phienchen?

>>7599852
Can I sniff it?

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>>7599937
yes?

>>7599932
On point

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>>7599787
>wow D:
awww, love! no sad faces here. Only happy ones. :D

>Ill have a masters in 5-6 months, if everything goes according to plan.
Phie! You will make it, I know it with every fiber of my being. Anything you set your mind to you can achieve. Your goals will be smashed like glass!

>I dont really have a research history though, noone has at this stage here
Yeah, I did a load of independent research in my undergrad and started 2 text books. I'm still working on them but I hope to have them finished by the end of the year.

I graduated with a 4.0 and was sort of touted around by my small undergrad school as a prodigal student everyone should know about so I had sweet connections to conferences and stuff.

>>7599798
<3

>>7599777
Lmao, my friend tried growing them at one point and he failed miserably. i've extracted DMT myself before, pretty cool process.

>She kept saying how I am jesus when I was on dmt and I was like wtf.
lmfao.

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>>7599931
hugg

QUESTION THREE:

You're getting intimate with a boy only, uh oh! You haven't told him about your situation downstairs! What do you do?

A. Come clean and explain
B. Whip out your penis and yell "Check out this wicked sick knob, brah!!"
C. Begin explaining your situation, but while imitating a submissive anime girl
D. Find the nearest sharp object and stab yourself repeatedly in the neck

Are there a bunch of new trips here or am I just losing my mind?

>>7599932
It sounds fine
https://clyp.it/b5coiafk

You could probably raise your pitch if you really wanted to

>>7599907
b

>>7599932
Oh just hit the end you kinda drop in between but it's overall pretty natural and well passing imo.

>>7599951
c

>>7599951
D.

>>7599952
No, there are 1,000,000,001 new trips and it's confusing as fuck as well as irritating since the vast majority of them are either really retarded or have nothing to do with their time but shitpost. looking at these threads kills brain cells. They don't even have with your discussion anymore it's just.... I don't know what the fuck you call this

>>7599951
I don't like boys

>>7599951
c

>>7599951
Personally did C.

Apparently "dickgirl" and me talking about being worried that my transgender tattoo outing me wasn't enough for him to make the connection that I'm trans. Oh, and I had to explain it to him /after/ he kissed me out of the blue.