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THIS IS cis lesgen:
Music Edition

Who is your favorite singer/song writer? Which one is the cutest?
Do you play any instruments? If so, which ones?
What is the hottest instrument a grill can play (and why is it the base guitar)?
What have you been listening to lately?

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Last time on cis lesgen:
>Rise and shine! Just as expected, most in /clg/ are not morning people. Claim your future sleepyhead gf while you still can!
>Anon gets dumped by bislut gf, will you be the one to take her place?
>"Hey anon, did you see that new may-may?" Girlfriend's tease and bully over pronunciation while most look onto these relationship with envy.
>Anon's gf is living with an abusive father and we offer support and advice. Friendly reminder that we're open to talk about such topics even if they're difficult.
>Anon gets (maybe!) to see her best friend in a bikini! Would you have the hots for your possibly straight bestie? She says its "not as bad as it sounds"!
>Getting choked by gf: hot af or degenerate shit?
>Lesbos are strange: The thread discusses the H I T game "Life is Strange" and the cute character known as Chloe.
>Austraianon and anon plan to get hitched! Wedding invites for thread soon to follow!
>Would you do porn? The eternal question brings up... interesting choices in porn and some gets posted in the thread!

Previous thread: >>7528259
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First for taichou.
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>>7547369
>Austrianon and Anon

I guess I don't deserve a name anymore.
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>>7547385
You'll still always be my love, germanon. <3

Random questions ladies, I don't want to get all feministy at ya but could it be guys lose literally all reason/subtlety when they're horny? Like seriously.
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Questionning afab here I have some questions for cis lesbians (or cis females attracted to females)
What are you? (Fem/butch/else) And what is your type of girl? (Fem/butch/etc)
How much do you masturbate (if you do) and how did you overcome the guilt?
Do you relate with other girls you see on the street?
Does it feel weird knowing that you are a girl? Do you identify more with the opposite sex?
Could you imagine a life without ever having a girlfriend?
Thanks for the ones who take the time to respond to it
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>>7547427
>What are you? (Fem/butch/else)
soft butch
>And what is your type of girl? (Fem/butch/etc)
typically older, professional types are my go-to but when not in a relationship I'll hook up with any type
>How much do you masturbate (if you do)
depends if I'm in a sexual relationship. If I am I'll masturbate 3-4 times a week. If I'm not, it will be 1-2 times a day
>and how did you overcome the guilt?
WTF is this "guilt" you speak of???
>Do you relate with other girls you see on the street?
"Relate"? I guess so. People going to work, other women at the gym, friends at the bar. we're more alike than one may think.
>Does it feel weird knowing that you are a girl?
no
>Do you identify more with the opposite sex?
no
>Could you imagine a life without ever having a girlfriend?
yes. I'm sort of a loner. I couldn't imagine not having a FWB or hook-ups but never having another relationship? Yeah I could do that.
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>>7547427
>Questionning afab here I have some questions for cis lesbians (or cis females attracted to females)
>What are you? (Fem/butch/else) And what is your type of girl? (Fem/butch/etc)
I'm femme, and I like femmes. Not necessarily only femmes but it's a preference.
>How much do you masturbate (if you do)
It really varies. Every other day I guess, though l usually do it more than once on the days I do it.
>and how did you overcome the guilt?
Horniness trumps guilt for me. But I've never felt particularly guilty really.
>Do you relate with other girls you see on the street?
Relate? In a way of course, but I'm not sure what you mean by that desu.
>Does it feel weird knowing that you are a girl?
No. Pretty used to it.
>Do you identify more with the opposite sex?
Not at all. Guys are gross.
>Could you imagine a life without ever having a girlfriend?
Sure. I've only ever had one.
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>>7547427
>what are you? (fem/butch/etc)
I'm fairly butch.

>what is your type of girl? (fem/butch/etc)
I like femme, soft femme, and soft butch. Soft femme is my favorite, though.

>how much do you masturbate?
Once every few days or so.

>how did you overcome the guilt?
I never really had guilt over it. Yay for progressive, liberal parents.

>do you relate with other girls you see on the street?
Sure.

>does it feel weird knowing that you are a girl?
Of course.

>do you identify more with the opposite sex?
To be completely honest, I'm probably closer to a nonbinary gender identity than pure cis. But I got a vagina and titties and like them, so. Eh.

>could you imagine a life without ever having a girlfriend?
Not really. Having a partner in life is important to me.

>inb4 angry responses
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>>7547427
>afab
Who the fuck uses this word non-ironically?
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>>7547494
Who the fuck avatars on an anonymous message board?
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>>7547485
>>7547439
BUTCHES POST PICS
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Pretty sure I got a girlfriend last night.

She looks suspiciously like Laci Green I think.
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>>7547505
Cherish her.
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>>7547505
I'd fuck both, but prefer the one on the right
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>>7547500
You're just mad because I'm avatarfagging with anime instead of dumblr gifs.
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>>7547510
Avataring is against board rules
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>>7547513
It's a global rule you retard. And I don't care because lesgen is shit and my designated shitposting place. I'm eternally banned anyway, and it hasn't prevented me from keep on posting.
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>>7547427
>What are you? (Fem/butch/else) And what is your type of girl? (Fem/butch/etc)
I'm femme and into other femmes. Some androgynous girls are also qts, but not really what I'd describe as my "type".
>How much do you masturbate (if you do) and how did you overcome the guilt?
Not often, my self-induced orgasms are usually pretty lame. Most of the time I do it after I've had sex recently and am still turned on by the encounter.
I've never felt any guilt. Masturbation's natural, yo.
>Do you relate with other girls you see on the street?
Simply because we're both women? No, not really.
>Does it feel weird knowing that you are a girl?
Kinda, I guess. It's not something I actively think about, and I wouldn't want to be deminished or simply described as "female".
>Do you identify more with the opposite sex?
I enjoy my boobies, hips, and waist too much for that.
>Could you imagine a life without ever having a girlfriend?
Probably not. I crave love and affection, and I want someone I can love just as much. I also always had to do things on my own, without having someone to rely on, so it'd be nice to find a person you can share everything with.
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>>7547518
Right, it's against board rules, you fucking autist
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>>7547520
When you say board rules you're referring to the inside rules of a board, not the whole place. Maybe you're the autistic one here because you don't even know how to express yourself properly.
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>>7547525
Are the boards part of the whole place? Yes. So, it's against board rules, autist.
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>>7547504
I don't want my face to be associated with 4chan, though. Do you want the picture because you're into butches, or because of the transbian boogeyman?
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>>7547529
Mostly I'm just curious as to what self-defined butches describe as butch. I'm in to all sorts of women, but there's a fair bit of butch hate I've been seeing lately, and anything beyond a blonde girl is a dress is considered stone butch by that measure.

Describe your style for me? How do you hold your body? I feel like a lot of what makes a butch a butch is body language. (Or you could chop your head outta the photo.)
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>>7547527
The global rules set engulfs the board rules set. Despite this, when you say "board rules" a normal person understands it's a rule for a specific board, because "board rules" are unique to each board. To prevent this you should learn how to express yourself correctly and say "global rules".
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>>7547537
My current style is, clothes from high school I've owned for 4+ years because I'm poor. I like the preppy business casual look for outings and events, and grungy t-shirts and sweats for when I'm lounging inside. I could whip up an example of each pretty quick if you'd like.

As for body, I'm currently the fattest I've ever been. Not a good look. I'm currently regaining control of my diet this year. I'd like to have a fit swimmer's body, especially since I love swimming. Regardless of my weight, I have nice curves. Back when I was at my ideal (125 lbs.), I had a nice ass and 34DDDs.
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>>7547494
I just needed a term to make it clear that I was born female and didnt know about the rest
>>7547439
>>7547463
>>7547485
>>7547519
Ok thanks for the early answers, sorry if I havent been very clear in some questions, I still got answers I was looking for.
I would like to ask >>7547485 and >>7547519 more questions
You identify as femme, but do you feel deeply feminine?
How much does being a feminine lesbian describes your core identity?
When I was talking about identifying with the opposite sex I meant concerning life aspiration, would you call them more masculine?
Thanks again for taking the time to respond
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>>7547562
Then why don't you just say "female"? It's not like trannies can ever biologically become female anyway.
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>>7547562
my bad I meant to ask more to >>7547463 and >>7547519 (femme identifying lesbians)
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>>7547567
I wanted it to be clear to everyone that I was born female and not trans, no matter if transgenders are acknowledged by the people who see the post or not
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>>7547505
Megane-chan is cute af
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>>7547568
>a french word is now an identity
Hmmm. The Internet sure was a mistake.
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>>7547574
Tbh the other one is cute too. Good luck to you both
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>>7547577
Une erreur? Tu veux dire une révolution.
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>>7547573
When you say female or male you make clear what your biological gender is. Plus the "assigned x at birth" is such bullshit disrespect to doctors who studied several sciences over 10 years and then worked another 10 for experience, just to have some tumblr baby on the Internet they are ignorant and stupid.
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>>7547589
imply they*
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>>7547542
Getting hung up on literal word choice is autistic bullshit, honey. It's board rules.

>>7547561
>34DDD
JESUS CHRIST!
What's your hairstyle?

>>7547577
Are you fucking retarded to, or do you think 'femme' started with the internet?
Why do you lesbians here seem to know nothing about your own fucking history?

>>7547589
It's important to have terms like that for certain things. For instance, in certain contexts, you'll see shit like 'men who have sex with men' used. It's not tumblr bullshit, it's to save self-deluded dudes who fuck other dudes from passing on AIDS and shit because they refuse to think of themselves as 'gay' or 'homosexual'.
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>>7547562
>>7547568
I do feel feminine, as in, classically feminine. I have long hair and I enjoy pretty things and I like flowing dresses and prettying myself up.
I wouldn't say being femme or lesbian is my "core identity" though. It's part of my identity of course.
Do you mean that I'd identify with the opposite sex because having aspirations is a male thing, or what? Genuinely a bit confused. I don't think life aspiration is a gender thing.
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>>7547608
>It's board rules.
It's global rules. Board rules specifically refer to the rules that apply to a certain board in specific. Please learn the difference. Thank you.
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>>7547610
>I don't think life aspiration is a gender thing.
But long hair and dresses are?
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>>7547616
Again, dear. You're autistic, so not only can you not understand, if you had any inkling, you would chose to refuse to. Board works just as fine as global because we're speaking casually.
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>>7547617
Yeah, more than aspirations.
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>>7547621
Might as well communicate with only dashes at this point because having words and concepts that refer to some things in specific is useless with you.
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>>7547627
I disagree, especially when it's kind of rare in nature for the females to be the pretty, ornate, attention grabbing, preeners of the two sexes.

>>7547628
Why can't you understand context clues, autist
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>>7547610
To be honest, I meant that, when you are attracted to a female, dont you feel something a bit masculine inside of you?
I feel like feeling fully feminine to the core and being attracted to something feminine is not possible and same goes for masculinity (Im talking about the feeling you have, not the way you look/dress)
I wanted to hear more about the lesbians that shared this point of view with me, or if some even did
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>>7547634
>context
That's the thing. No avatarfagging is a global rule, not a rule of some board.
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>>7547608
>JESUS CHRIST!
Tell me about it. I don't even know what they are now. I'm not sure I even want to know.

>What's your hairstyle?
I kind of have a "soft" undercut, with the longer hair resting on the left all the way down the side. Right now I've dyed it a reddish brown, but I probably won't keep it. I have one or two more color combo ideas I want to try out before I go for what I think will be my permanent preference.

Pic related, sort of what it looks like right now. Except reddish brown.
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>>7547637
Oh, no not really. But I'm very submissive so maybe that's just not in any way masculine but I've never felt masculine just because I'm into girls. It always felt "natural" to me.
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>>7547641
So, it's also a board rule. Context clues refers to being able to figure out what someone is talking about, you autist.

>>7547643
Ok, so that's not a super butch cut.

>>7547669
But what if someone made the argument that it's masculine to what to fuck females full stop, or at least the desire to penetrate females somehow, or wanting to suck on tits? What would you say to that?
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>>7547689
You're a blockhead. I give up.
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>>7547427
>What are you? (Fem/butch/else)
A mix. Probably more feminine than your average lesbian but more masculine than your average straight girl.
>And what is your type of girl? (Fem/butch/etc)
I like chapsticks/tomboys and soft butches. There are some qt femmes too but they're not really my preference.
>How much do you masturbate (if you do) and how did you overcome the guilt?
Varies. Most days of the week on average, but can be as frequent as multiple times a day or as infrequent as nothing for a couple of weeks. I don't feel at all guilty about it.
>Do you relate with other girls you see on the street?
No. I don't particularly identify with strangers. So what if we have the same thing in our underwear? So does around half of the world population. Most of those people are quite different to me.
>Does it feel weird knowing that you are a girl? Do you identify more with the opposite sex?
Not remotely.
>Could you imagine a life without ever having a girlfriend?
Yes, easily. I've spent most of my life alone so far and have never really been able to imagine myself growing old with someone.
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>>7547697
If I told you that murder was illegal in Montana, you wouldn't tell me that it's actually illegal to murder in the United States, autist.
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>>7547703
The big difference is that here in 4chan no one refers to the site rules as board rules and vice versa. Every day I'm more and more convinced you're just a fucking underage newshit straight out of facebook.
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>>7547689
>Ok, so that's not a super butch cut.

Yeah, I don't like it super short, and I'm mixed on total undercut. I've had both several times, and while they both have their perks, they just don't fit 100%. I have a pretty masculine facial structure. I've scared lesbians off before after sending them pictures, either because they were repulsed or thought I was really a man. Oh well.
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>>7547717
Incorrect. People refer to 4chan as a 'board' constantly.
It's clearly the context is which I used it, autist.

>>7547721
Shitty as it may sound to you, it's like the fatter you are the more dangerous it is to go harder butch.
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>>7547562
>>7547568
>You identify as femme, but do you feel deeply feminine?
No, as I said I don't really think about me being a woman. Several of my interests would also be considered to be of the classical masculine sort.
>How much does being a feminine lesbian describes your core identity?
Not a lot, my identity isn't about the way I look or my orientation.
>When I was talking about identifying with the opposite sex I meant concerning life aspiration, would you call them more masculine?
If we're being stereotypical, I guess? I work in IT and want to make a full-fledged career out of it once I finish my degree. I also wouldn't mind being the "provider" in my relationship, simply because I'd want my qt to feel all-around good and don't be under too much stress.

>>7547637
>when you are attracted to a female, dont you feel something a bit masculine inside of you?

How could being into a feminine thing be masculine?
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>>7547728
>People refer to 4chan as a 'board' constantly.
What the fuck am I reading? I think the words you're looking for are "image board" not just "board". Just piss off to normiebuk already.
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>>7547728
A part of me enjoys being fat, I will not lie. I like taking up space. Plus men will avoid me like the plague, whereas before, me being skinny with big tits made them swarm like flies.

I think I'd like to be big in a muscle-y way the best. Butch and strong and able to fuck like a power tool. I'll never be able to be tall, though.
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>>7547736
This is what kills me about fucking autistic people. You have no way of knowing how normal people interact; just stop. You are wrong.
'Whats 4chan?' 'Oh, it's a message board' is an exchange that could happen between two neurotypical people. The whole of 4chan referred to as 'board'.
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>>7547748
>it's a message board
2ch is a message board. 2chan and 4chan and derivatives are image boards. People IN 4chan do not refer to 4chan as "board"; I don't know about people outside, they are all retards anyway. Do you comprehend now? Or do you need more classes on how to 4chan from me?
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>>7547391
Thank you, Sunshine.
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>>7547751
Please, stop. You're autistic and you don't understand. It does not matter if it is not LITERALLY a message board if people know what you're talking about when you say message board.
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>>7547729
See >>7547689

>>7547747
If you go to Russia, they'll break you legs and stretch them a bit for enough money.
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>>7547755
>words exist so I can ignore them and use my own jargon
Ok. I finally understand.
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Did I hear someone say music edition?
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>>7547764
DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>7547763
It's not jargon, retard.
Do you fucking think people get their ass up in the air when someone says 'dashboard'? There's no fucking dashing and no board and no horse. Welcome to the english language, autist.
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>>7547771
Jesus christ you're really fucking retarded. I hope you're just underage.

I didn't think we could get an even worse poster than S.
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>>7547778
Says the autist upset over words, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>7547762
Same thing, Anon. Wanting to fuck a female equals to being into something feminine.
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>>7547427
I'm bored so I'll bite

>What are you? (Fem/butch/else)
Chapstick.
>And what is your type of girl? (Fem/butch/etc)
Femm-ish?
>How much do you masturbate
Thanks to my antidepressants, maybe once every few weeks. Before then it was a couple times a week (or whenever my roommate wasn't around to wonder why my door is closed)
>Do you relate with other girls you see on the street?
Not really. Living in a foreign country though makes it kind of hard.
>Does it feel weird knowing that you are a girl?
Not at all.
>Do you identify more with the opposite sex?
Not really. When I was a kid I was picked on for having 'masculine' interests but as an adult I've met lots of straight women who are into the same shit.
>Could you imagine a life without ever having a girlfriend?
I've been without one for so long I'm having a hard time finding it in me to seek one out again. I'm fine being single, but sometimes I wonder if my lack of motivation isn't just a side effect of the aforementioned sad people pills. Ehh.
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>>7547780
Right, which could be argued as something masculine.
Feminine women want a angular, muscular, hairy, broad, man because feminine women want to produce the most viable offspring.
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>>7547790
Roommates not able to understand what closed doors mean are the no. 1 reason for me being bitchy.
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>>7547770
Wow you must really hate music.
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>>7547747
>tfw 18 BMI

Please teach me your ways
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>>7547808
All comes down to calories in, calories out.
Eat more calories than you're expending.
Lets say I weigh 130lbs. In order to maintain that weight, I need to eat around 1,300-1,400 calories a day. (Which is healthy, yet less than the 'average' 2,000 you'll see in nutritional information.)

What do you eat? And what to you do?
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dae want to go on abedroom crusade to convert anime nerds into proper 3D dykes?? My skills are unmatched..
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>>7547806
Ugghhhh when the day of the rope comes hibishitters will be the third ones to go after bisluts and trannies!
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>>7547795
>being into something feminine is masculine
Then where are my manly, make-up wearing men in dresses?

>produce the most viable offspring
Who thinks about the viability of their offspring when they hook up with someone?
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>>7547816
I don't exercise or anything, but I just don't eat. Sometimes I can go a whole day without eating anything. I'm disgusting.

I don't even want to be fat to repulse men or anything, I just don't like being skelly, a lot of people notice and comment on it, I just don't think it looks attractive. And the girls I'm most attracted to are at least a little bit thick.

Right now I'm at 121 pounds but I'm 5'7'' or maybe 5'8'', so yeah I'm skinny af. For now I'll take baby steps and try to get up to 130 to start with.
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>>7547643
Qt cut desu
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>>7547804
Srsly. My current roommate hardly knows me so she's been super respectful, unlike some I've had in the past. Once I had dude I didn't even know (he was in a study group of one of my roommates) waltz right into my room while I was getting dressed. Looking for the bathroom my ass. Then he had the nerve to keep offering me rides home when he saw me on campus...as if seeing my boobs suddenly made us best pals.
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>>7547829
What does make up wearing men have to do with anything. They look masculine and wanting to penetrate women follows. You look feminine but your fucking of women is masculine. (Or coule be argued that) I'm one of thise scary SJW types whi doesnt think nearly anything is actually hard masculine or feminine, but I dont see how femmes here can argue that shit like hair length is inately feminine but wanting to be al inside pussy is not. Where the line?

As for the offspring bit, we're animals. Everything we do, this kind if stuff runs in the background of out minds.

>>7547836
Then there is no secret. Eat something. Set an alarm and force yourself.
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>Who is your favorite singer/song writer?
Jeff Mangum
>Which one is the cutest?
A toss up between St. Vincent and Joanna Newsom
>Do you play any instruments? If so, which ones?
Nope, but I always wanted to play drums
>What is the hottest instrument a grill can play (and why is it the base guitar)?
No idea
>What have you been listening to lately?
Tame Impala, NMH, World's End Girlfriend, Sweet Trip, MBV, Death Grips
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>>7547824
>implying I wouldn't welcome death with open arms
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>>7547873
I will kill you alright, you hypocrite whore.
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>>7547876
It's preference, not hypocrisy.
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>>7547858
I've had that too, friend of my brother 'accidentally' walked in on me undressing, with like 14. Didn't think much of it but I (also accidentally) slammed the door into his face hard enough to give him a nosebleed.
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>>7547427
>What are you? (Fem/butch/else)
Uhhh... Tomboy? Don't really know.
>And what is your type of girl? (Fem/butch/etc)
Cute girls. Boyish or girlish, whatever.
>How much do you masturbate (if you do)
Usually daily, sometimes more... No gf and horny as fuck.
>and how did you overcome the guilt?
...Are you perhaps in elementary school?
>Do you relate with other girls you see on the street?
...Your questions really are weird. Relate with girls on the street? Uhhh... No, I guess? I don't relate with normies.
>Does it feel weird knowing that you are a girl?
No? I am a girl and have always been, why would it feel weird?
>Do you identify more with the opposite sex?
No...?
>Could you imagine a life without ever having a girlfriend?
At this point I can't even imagine ever being in a relationship with an actual human bean, so yes.
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>>7547887
>"wahhh I don't like animu where girls are flirty lovely dovey with each other and don't really mean it!"
>likes hibikek
>likes yuyushiki
>likes hidamari
Kill yourself already.
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>>7547505
Congrats. You are such cuties, both of you!
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>Who is your favorite singer/song writer?
I'm never clear on where the line is drawn between 'singer/songwriter' and 'band', but I'm gonna go with Brian Sella because he's pretty much the face of the Front Bottoms and I've yet to find a band that writes more relatable lyrics.

>Which one is the cutest?
Marissa Paternoster

>Do you play any instruments? If so, which ones?
I can only play three songs on guitar
1) Cherry Bomb- Runaways
2) Cool Schmool- Bratmobile
3) Where Eagles Dare- Misfits (Though it's a simplifed version I guessed from Bratmobile's cover)
Book me for you parties.

>What is the hottest instrument a grill can play (and why is it the base guitar)?
Honestly, drums. Just the physicality of it and the rareness of it.
I like a girl who wants to play music and isn't afraid/turned off by being jammed in the back.

>What have you been listening to lately?
Wavves because sad
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>>7547891
Nah, that's paraphrasing too much.
Besides, there's genuine affection in each of those.
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>>7547933
>there is no genuine affection in kinmoza
>there is no genuine affection in new game
>there is no genuine affection in unhappy
You're a fucking hypocrite.
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>>7547888
> slammed the door into his face hard enough to give him a nosebleed
Oof. I bet that learned him.

DESU I'm not too bothered by a random dude accidentally seeing me naked, but lawd in heaven if one of my female friends tries to come into the bathroom while I'm on the can...that's just too weird for me.
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>>7547904
>isn't afraid/turned off by being jammed in the back.
>jammed in the back.

Wat
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>>7547862
>What does make up wearing men have to do with anything.
You argued that being into something feminine is masculine. Make-up is considered to be feminine in our society.

>They look masculine and wanting to penetrate women follows.
There are also masculine looking men who don't want to penetrate women, or who want to get penetrated themselves, and feminine looking men who want to penetrate women.

>You look feminine but your fucking of women is masculine.
Why? Because some straight horny dudes fuck women when they want to get their dick wet?

If you don't think that things are hard feminine or hard masculine, then why are you trying to assert these labels to certain actions?

>Everything we do, this kind if stuff runs in the background of out minds.
Which is why safe sex, homosexuality, asexuality, or people who are happier without kids exist.
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>>7547669
Ok, I think I can understand how taking the passive role doesnt really make you feel either feminine or masculine woth another woman,especially older
>>7547790
Thanks for answering, did antidepressant change things related to your identity in life? I asked my shrink for some but they refused to give me a prescription
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>>7547945
I'm pretty sure I just said certain types of flirting didn't read as gay to me, not that it would stop me from watching something. I disliked New Game for other reasons and I haven't even watched the other two.
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>>7548007
I will fucking rape you and kill you if I ever see you irl just so you know.
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>>7547982
>did antidepressant change things related to your identity in life?
For starters, being depressed most of my adult life kept me buried in the closet until my mid-20s. It took me a while to find a prescription that actually worked and a shrink that I clicked with. Thing is, being out is nice but now I've got the libido of a dead rat. I guess it's for the best considering I just moved and don't have any friends outside of work.
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>>7547391
>>Could it be guys lose literally all reason/subtlety when they're horny?
They do, REALLY BAD. It's ridiculous. I honestly stopped having most guy friends because I was tired of dealing with it or the fact they always end up liking me and then I have to shake them off or they start to do things that make me really uncomfortable and I cut contact with them.
>>I had one guy friend I had known for years and he just got worse and worse because he was upset I wouldn't date or have sex with him and couldn't get over it.
>>We were parked alone at fast food joint 2 hours away from home in the middle of the night
>>He was driving and I was in the passenger seat, we just got food and he asked me if could give me 2-300$ for some naked pics.
>>I was angry as hell and he didn't even seem to understand why the fuck he thought I could be bought or something.
>>He got angry at me and said it's my fault for not wanting to fuck him
>>I told him to fuck off and to never talk to me again
>>Walked out of the car and called my gf to come pick me up in the middle of the night.
>>Should've just called the cops but I was too nice.
>>Havent talked to him for awhile now and could careless
I only have one close male friend now and I honestly don't mind.
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>>7548028
come at me sis
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>>7548053
Oh god, I am 18 years old and I feel like I will become exactly like you
I dont have a lot of friends, the only thing I do is study to get a good job and I dont feel like coming out of the closet before a few years, will life be shit? Do you have any advice for me?
also
>being over 25
will you take me to bed? Even tho you feel like a dead rat?
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>>7548083
Well then tell me, how would you like to get raped? How would you like to get murdered?
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>>7548097
Pfft, good luck. I bet you have the strength of a wet noodle.
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>>7547427
>>What are you? (Fem/butch/else)
Fairly feminine looking/dressing, long haired with a small amount of athletic/tomboyish look.
>>What is your type of girl?
Cis, lesbian, feminine, good looking, has a good sense lf style, smart, fun, taller, not a neet, but doesn't mind playing videogames once in awhile. Not lazy, hard working and likes to go out and have fun. Accents are a bonus.

>>How much do you masturbate (if you do) and how did you overcome the guilt?
Often, and no guilt. Why would I feel guilty?

>>Do you relate with other girls you see on the street?
Umm.. I feel like a normal person and treat others like normal people.
>>Does it feel weird knowing that you are a girl?
Nope.
>>Do you identify more with the opposite sex?
Absolutely not. I get along great with guys though.
>>Could you imagine a life without ever having a girlfriend?
Nah, I like having one.
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>>7548084
My advice to you is keep studying and don't worry so much about relationships. Don't stay in the closet to please other people; however it's not a topic you have to put out there if the situation doesn't warrant it. That being said, don't be afraid to bring it up if that's where the conversation goes. Granted, I only ever "came out" at work to my group of undergrads during a training session. In retrospect it was probably super weird but later that day when I was working 1-on-1 with a student they mentioned they were "definitely not into dudes" which lead to a total bro moment.

I've always had a problem disclosing personal stuff at work, especially because I work in a department that's predominantly female to the point were we developed a hiring bias for men because the estrogen was getting out of hand. None of my colleagues are queer, so I never felt comfortable bringing it up, but I seriously regret it because my perception of other people's sexual preferences shouldn't have any bearing on how I comport myself. It's not like I was hitting on anyone anyway-- although one of my colleagues was 110% my type and it caused me physical pain to work with her.

Despite all that my life is pretty good, so don't lose hope.

>will you take me to bed? Even tho you feel like a dead rat?
Sure, why the fuck not. Full disclosure though-- I'm rusty as the underside of a 1996 Chevy Cavalier in upstate NY.
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>>7548161
Chloroform still exists.

Anyway please help me with this. I have this 100GB HDD with Slackware that was inside an old laptop. I tried to move it to a newer laptop but the BIOS/UEFI won't even recognize the disk, though it even boots in the old laptop. What's the fucking problem here? BIOS/UEFI doesn't need a MBR or whatever partition in the disk to even recognize it because they're only needed by an operating system, right? It could be 100% unformatted and it still should recognize it, right? I even have UEFI disabled and everything, I don't understand why this trash can't even recognize a 7 year old hard drive for fugs sake. I never had this problem pls enlighten me.
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>>7547972
I'm not. I'm arguing with the person/people who think long hair and dresses are naturally feminine, definitely.
How they reconcile the two notions, that long hair is decidedly feminine, but literally fucking women is not, is beyond me.
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>>7547969
Let me know how many bands have their drummer front and square like they do their lead singer or guitarist? Hardly any, even in bands where the drummer is a backbone like Rush.
Drums are not an attention grabbing instrument, you're literally jammed in the back with the amps and shit. If a girl digs drums, I know she isn't just doing it for the limelight.
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>watching the l word S1
God, I hate that bislut and I think this show accurately depicts these little shits. Why are bisluts just the scummiest "people" possible?
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>>7548352
I only understand half of that /g/ talk but I'm still slightly turned on now.
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>>7548428
You better not because I had a brain fart writing a little bit of that, of course the UEFI needs a disk with a bootable flag to recognize it. Anyway, this is not the problem, the disk obviously is bootable, the problem is that UEFI uses GPT and the boot section of this disk is in MBR. I'm chrooting right now into the Slackware session to change that though. I hope it works and don't have to re-install everything because I don't even have USB or CDs.
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>>7548358
I wasn't the one who brought up that point, so I can't help you there.
Dresses I can sort of see as being "naturally" feminine, since many of them accentuate the curves women have and males don't. On the other hand, that's just the image people have in mind of a femme, and how the definition is usually used. They don't factor the fucking women part in, since that's a given anyway.
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>>7548423
Doesn't she go full gay by the end of the show? I think there's a line later on when she calls being bi a phase.

I hate the "lesbian man" Lisa though. He's a straight guy with a fetish.
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>>7548330
Thank you for your insight anon, I screenshotted and will read everytime it rains outside
>one of my colleagues was 110% my type and it caused me physical pain to work with her.
And this is as hot as it is sad
>I'm rusty as the underside of a 1996 Chevy Cavalier in upstate NY.
Tbqh I never masturbated in my whole life because I barely ever felt the need to so..
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>>7548352
>>7548450
>Chloroform still exists.
Good luck. I'll wreck your shit then force you to watch both seasons of hibikek on repeat while you're convalescing.

Well it sounds like you figured something out. I thought you were saying you couldn't get the BIOS to acknowledge the presence of a disk at all, but it sounds like it was more about recognizing it as a boot device?
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>>7548423
That hoe deserves to die. I started watching the show but

[Spoiler alert]

I stopped when the cheating happened between blonde girl and curly hair
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>>7548423
>>7548523
10 years later and I'm still the only person who likes Jenny.

>Spoiler Alert
I kinda liked Bette with her other grill, I felt like their interest in art connected the two.
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>>7548517
It will be too late for you to react when I jump at you and make you smell all the chloroform while you're on the floor.

>but it sounds like it was more about recognizing it as a boot device?
Yeah, exactly. Look at this shit, the first pic should show an asterisk for boot, at it doesn't have one. The second one should show the partition table and it says it has none. I don't know how the fuck this can even boot in the old computer, I think I made a really half-assed installation back then. It's no wonder the UEFI won't recognize it as a bootable device. I guess I will try to make it bootable and see if it works or if it fucks up the root partition.
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>>7548575
Ohh shit I fuck up. Look at this, fucking swap partition is "bootable" now. Jesus christ.
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>>7548575
>>7548608
>Solaris
You know you fucked up when your utils are cursing at you.
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>>7548560
Why do you like jenny?
I gotta admit I liked the jenny/hispanic woman pair
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>>7548620
;_;

The UEFI recognizes the disk now but the init returns a kernel panic when trying to mount root. Guess I will spend another 2 hours here.
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>>7548650
She undergoes a great deal of character development and growth. Her struggles are portrayed in a realistic way, and especially her friendship with Shane is so nice.

I read something once about how "Jenny is the L word", since she keeps the show going, and since it got cancelled after she couldn't anymore.
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>>7548652
>Guess I will spend another 2 hours here.
That's part of the fun right?
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>>7548513
Glad to help, I guess.

>Tbqh I never masturbated in my whole life because I barely ever felt the need to so
That's totally fine. Just fyi, don't start in college because your dorm roommate will tell you she's going to be gone all night only fling the door open a couple hours later after you've passed the point of no return and are like, seriously, an inch away from climax. This will startle the shit out of you; then you spend the rest of the night bribing said roommate in order to keep them from broadcasting the depths of your shame all over livejournal (and also completely killing your ability to become aroused for the rest of the semester).

...Just fyi.
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>>7548687
Y-yeah, right. I deleted the swap and unflagged root for boot. I don't know what I'm even doing anymore but something gotta work, right?
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>>7547369
It's almost certainly a tranny, look at the fringe, brow and the wide cheekbones

Tiny hips and big shoulders too
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>>7548700
Oh my god, that sounds awful, glad ot never happened to any of us.
I am scared enough to do it without anyone around, if I got caught I would hara kiri myself right away, but I dont have a roommate so I am safe I think...
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>>7547369
>CISlesgen
>OP pic is an obvious tranny

What did """""she""""" mean by this?
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>>7548473
>she calls being bi a phase.
Bislut lies. Once a bislut, always a bislut.

This is how AIDS was started after all.
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>>7548701
Welp, there we go! It only took me 40 minutes and not 2 hours like I said.

Basically the problem was lilo searching in /dev/sda for the root partition, when in fact it was in /dev/sdb. I tried to edit the bootloader config file to match /dev/sdb but it was still looking in /dev/sda so I simply swapped my HDDs places and now it werks.
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>>7547852
I'm on painkillers due to surgery, so I forgot I even posted in this thread until now. Thanks, m8.

Before I try out what I think will be my final color style, I want to do a honey/chocolate combo, kind of like pic related but more vibrant. I want to also try out full black hair, even if it's just once and I regret it. And finally, I want to get either really dark brown hair, or black hair, and get a peekaboo rainbow on my long hair side. I figure, if I don't dye my hair rainbow once in my life, then what's the point?
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>>7548910
>so I simply swapped my HDDs places and now it werks.
I've definitely done that myself once or twice.

I should get around to trying to fix my secondary laptop, but its problem is a physical one so I've been lazy about it. Sadly it's also the only machine I have set up to access ex.
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>>7547369
The way you do it is disgusting.
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>>7549068
agreed
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>>7549047
What's exactly its problem?
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>>7549250
I manage to crack the power jack, so there's currently no way to supply power to it. Of course that particular model has some bullshit nonstandard jack, so it's a little more annoying and expensive to replace than a normal one. I'm going to see if I can fix it with epoxy, and if that doesn't work I might consider replacing the whole jack. Or I'll just let it die, it served me pretty well considering how much abuse I put it through.
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>>7549362
>I'm going to see if I can fix it with epoxy
kek, good luck. Why don't you solder the cable of the charger directly to the receiving end of the motherboard? I know jackshit about electronics but it sounds like it could work to me, unless the power jack has a modulator function in which case I guess you would need to replace it.
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>>7549413
Inadvisable with my level of knowledge. The jack has more than just +-GND (it has 5 pins) and I am unsure of whether or not the plug that fits into the jack has anything special in it, as it's not a normal barrel connector. It would probably end badly.
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>>7550021
Yikes. If you can't repair it back just buy a new jack for the model. I once almost burned down my room when I replaced a laptop screen with one that wasn't for the model, but figured it would work since it had the same connection. Nope. A minute turned on and it literally caught fire.
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>>7550112
>A minute turned on and it literally caught fire.
Whoops. Yeah no I'm pretty careful with replacement parts, especially when it involves power or batteries. I would just have to decide whether the hassle of getting a replacement jack is worth it. I am pretty attached to it, since it has traveled to like ten countries with me.
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>tfw woke up to vomiting in mouth

Well, shit. This has never happened before. It was a pretty small amount, so it's probably related to acid reflux. Any lesbeans in here have experience with painkillers making them vomit? I've got a bit of a headache going on, too.
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>tfw no other girls in programming class

How do I handle this? Where will I flirt with cute girls now?
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>>7550161
Well I guess it depends. If it's not a dinosaur yet I would repair it.
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>>7550510
Just compliment the trannies on their riced Arch installation and anime wallpaper.
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>>7550567
Well it's 5-6 years old, I wouldn't call it a dino but it's getting old for a laptop.
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>>7547427
>What are you? (Fem/butch/else) And what is your type of girl?
Chapstick attracted to other chapsticks. Butch is cool. Femmes are ok. Ultra femme is a big NO.
How much do you masturbate (if you do)
I never masturbate lol
>Do you relate with other girls you see on the street?
I'm weird and awkward with people in general. But I'm not special snowflake enough to think I'm significantly different from anyone else.
>Does it feel weird knowing that you are a girl? Do you identify more with the opposite sex?
Referring back to the last question...I do relate more with guys than I do with girls. But even then, I guess i'm ok being a girl.
>Could you imagine a life without ever having a girlfriend?
I've accepted the FACT that I'll die a friendless, gf-less loser so yeah, I can imagine.
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>>7550510
>tfw programming class in a month

H-Hopefully there will be some grills in mine.
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>>7547427
>Questionning afab here I have some questions for cis lesbians (or cis females attracted to females)
>What are you? (Fem/butch/else)
tomboyish fem
>And what is your type of girl? (Fem/butch/etc)
fem
>How much do you masturbate (if you do) and how did you overcome the guilt?
i rarely do, maybe once in a month at the most
>Do you relate with other girls you see on the street?
idk what you mean
>Does it feel weird knowing that you are a girl? Do you identify more with the opposite sex?
no, i'm a woman, and i like being a woman, i would never want to be a man, although male privledge does seem advantageous.
>Could you imagine a life without ever having a girlfriend?
no. i want to eventually be someone's wife, and have kids.

>Thanks for the ones who take the time to respond to it
yw
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>>7547369
>>Who is your favorite singer/song writer? Which one is the cutest?
MIKA, Kimbra or Janelle Monae
>Do you play any instruments? If so, which ones?
Piano, and I sing
>What is the hottest instrument a grill can play (and why is it the base guitar)?
femme girl drummers are hotter
>What have you been listening to lately?
Childish Gambino
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>>7548784
you're an idiot
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feist_(singer)
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>Who is your favorite singer/song writer?
Sweet Trip, Fugees, Björk, Lone
>Which one is the cutest?
Björk (YES, EVEN NOW IN HER OLD AGE)
>Do you play any instruments? If so, which ones?
Used to play piano; lost motivation. Now I just fuck around with the ukulele (pls no bully)
>What is the hottest instrument a grill can play (and why is it the base guitar)?
Totally agree about bass guitar. Wish I wasn't a poorfag so I can get one
>What have you been listening to lately?
King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard, Noname
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>>7547369
Kanye West
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Is she a lesbian?
>ywn lick her chocolate pussy
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>>7550458
Well I've never vomited as a reaction to painkillers (I think), but I've often had to vomit from the pain when my migraines were pretty bad. Just drink a lot of water and if you do have to vomit, don't forget to take more meds since you might've puked them out too.
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>>7551305
i hope that she is, but honestly, i'm starting to think she isn't
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>>7548069
>called the cops
What would you have charged him with?
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>>7548330
Which upstate NY?
You have one chance to answer correctly.
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>>7551305
>>7551339
I am pretty sure I have read that she mentioned she was "queer" once, gotta look for it on google.
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>>7551391
>Which upstate NY?

In New York State, the counties north of Westchester, Rockland, Orange, Putnam, Dutchess, the five boroughs of New York City, and Long Island?

Personally, I was thinking Syracuse or Buffalo. You know, the places that get hammered with lake effect snow and run out of road salt in February.
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A cute girl flirted with me on the interweb earlier.
She thought I was a guy though so thats not so good. But I think that interaction might be enough to hold me down for a while.
Also made accidental intense eye contact with a girl earlier, she was like licking something off her thumb at the moment, and it was somehow incredibly erotic.
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>>7550958
Björk is my dream mommy gf
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>>7551516
>she thought I was a guy
Yeah that's definitely not good, clear that up ASAP.
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>>7551524
Kek it was an anon convo on interweb, we will never speak again
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>>7551530
Oh, I figured you exchanged some contact into or something.
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>>7550958
Also, did you heard that song called I love to love that she sang when she was like 11, it's so fockn cute m8
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>>7551384
Not that anon but if you feel unsafe you can call the police. It's not all about pressing charges. Males are ridiculously dumb.
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I feel like I desperately need a hug right for no reason
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>>7551677
i wish i could hug you anon.
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>>7547369
>Who is your favorite singer/song writer? Which one is the cutest?
I don't really know. Most women I can name are pop singers and I don't listen to a lot of pop. I think a lot of them are cute/attractive but I can't name any I'd actually want to be with.

>Do you play any instruments? If so, which ones?
I used to play the violin but had to give it away when my family emigrated and we didn't have the space to bring it. After that I never picked up an instrument :(

>What is the hottest instrument a grill can play (and why is it the base guitar)?
The Violin, of course. Classy, elegant, ladylike and capable of the most beautiful music. Bass guitar is useless on its own and barely noticeable when part of a band.

>What have you been listening to lately?
Heavy metal, dubstep, some stuff /pol/ suggested. Depends on the playlist really. I have one for driving, working out and sleeping. My current favourite normie song would probably be Cheap Thrills by Sia. I like her.
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>>7551305
Maybe a confirmed lesbian is more your thing then? Spare yourself the heartbreak of a potential bislut and pine after another celeb you'll never get to touch.

For your pleasure, Toya Delazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUUBHEV9A5s
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>>7547369
Good morning ladies <3
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what are your thoughts on snapback hats? That means she's a lesbian right?
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>>7551881
Good morning Anon. How are you on this wonderful day?
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>>7551891
The fastest way to say "I'm not worth talking to but might be good for a fuck". Fuck those hats. They're like the fedoras of dudebros and their whores.

Nice body though. A little more muscular than i like but still good.
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>>7551821
janelle is qtier :^)
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>>7551895
I am very well, thank you! :3
How are you doing? It is not particularly beautiful by me today. I get to see the qt I have a crush on this upcoming Sunday!
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>>7551951
It's surprisingly nice in Vienna today, cold as the 9th Circle of Hell but not a lot of wind and still somewhat sunny and I'm in a weirdly good mood.
You go gurl. Dazzle her with your beauty, or something!
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>>7551979
Come to Australia. It's hotter than hell and staying that way. The beaches are full, the fire rating is a mere "Severe" and UV is enough to give you at least five types of cancer, but such is life.
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>>7552044
I'm actually going to Australia for three weeks in February over my birthday!
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>>7552069
Cool. Whereabouts?
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>>7550458
opiates make you vom, take the smallest dose possible that still eases your pain
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>>7552247
Flying/driving around a bit. I don't have the exact travel route in my head but we'll go to Sydney first IIRC and drive along the coast.
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>>7551537
Uuugh it's the sweetest thing ever

Gosh i hope she lives eternally because idk how I could ever cope with her dying... And I'm usually the one who makes fun of faggots who cry over celebrity deaths.
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I miss Izetta.
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Question.

Do you girls actually find pics like this attractive? >>7551891

It parallels the fratty douchebag males who think it's socially acceptable to upload shirtless mirror selfies of themselves post-2012
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>>7547505
Kind of looks like the "Texan in Tokyo" girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCPTwC2_uTM&t=45s
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>>7551891
>>7552358
But now that I look at it longer, I assume she's a fitness model/trainer?

Still an obnoxious pic
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>>7552290
Nowhere near me then. Up and down the Gold Coast is pretty sweet, so I hope you and your friends enjoy it. If you're coming in Feb then you'll be here for the end of summer, which means pack ready for lots of heat and humidity, depending on where you are. I'm sure you'll have a great time. Just be ready to spend money. Australia isn't a cheap country.

>>7552358
I find it attractive in the sense that I admire how much effort it took to get a body like that, but I don't necessarily want to be with that person.
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>>7551774
You listen to what /pol/ tells you and use the term 'ladylike'?????
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>>7552371
Yeah, I'm pretty excited for it. And it's like - 10°C in Vienna right now so some heat would be welcome anyway.
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>>7552374
I'm a lady of contradictions. What of it?

There was a thread on music and I found a few things I liked, which just so happened to be used in Nazi propaganda. That doesn't make me a Nazi.
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Flirty straight girls!! Why do I do this to myself?

It's my own fault. I'm touchy feely and always like hugging my friends. And now I've got this girl who makes a game of holding my hand while I'm trying to do something. She'll pout and make sad sounds if I let go (it's fucking adorable), so I'll have to do everything one handed and within her radius, as I'm tethered.

I caught myself calling her "babe" the other day. One of our classmates even acknowledged it. I'm so embarrassed.

I feel like I've regressed into my highschool years of denial, where I'd ""jokingly"" flirt with my friends.

Fuck. She has a boyfriend. I even made a joke about it the other day - I dramatically stroked her cheek and said, "Does that complicate things between us?"
She responded, equally dramatic, "It's never stopped me before."

AAAAAAAAA
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>>7552409
Just saying those are sone red fucking flags
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>>7552494
I'm nice in real life, I swear. Though I suppose I probably do throw up a fair few red flags.
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>>7552520
nazi flags, right
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>>7552520
Any sort of traditionalism makes me fucking shudder, especially now with Daddy in charge so soon.
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>>7547427
>What are you? (Fem/butch/else) And what is your type of girl? (Fem/butch/etc)
I wouldn't say I'm fem or butch. I wear some girly things but pass for a straight tomboy. My gf is the same way
>How much do you masturbate (if you do) and how did you overcome the guilt?
Barely ever. I rarely or never feel like it and I have enough sex that I don't need to
>Do you relate with other girls you see on the street?
Sure, why not
>Does it feel weird knowing that you are a girl?
Why would it?
>Do you identify more with the opposite sex?
I guess I like guy stuff more. I played with action figures as a kid, not dolls
>Could you imagine a life without ever having a girlfriend?
Don't have to, we are getting married :^)
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Reflux has FINALLY calmed down, for now. Only got two hours of sleep. Can't lay down to sleep for fear of reactivating the problem. Need a distraction.

Someone post hot girls. Or talk about their dream girl. Or experiences. Or what they like in bed. Please distract me with fluffy gay feelings.
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>>7552542
>>7552544
It's hard to be a nationalist when you've lived in three different countries and are from a mix of ethnicities that literally went to war with each other.
I'm not a Nazi. I'm a lesbian for fuck's sake, so shouldn't I have an inherent left wing bias? I like history and I see the value of tradition, but that doesn't make a Nazi. I'm more classically liberal with maybe a few right wing tendencies but seeing how I am literally related to war criminals I chalk that up to genetics or something.
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>>7552584
Not calling you a Nazi, I'm just balking at 'ladylike'. Too tradtional. Conservative moms arent Nazis either, but theyre the same people who told me I could either graduate in a skirt, or not be able to publically graduate at all.
Fuck them.
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>>7547195
I am madly in love with chubby women... ugh, it's bad. I have a type. It restricts the fuck out of my dating pool.
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>>7552615
Why do you like helpless people? Do you like feeling needed? Or are you a homebody and just likes people who won't ask you to do anything physical?

What is sex like with a person on the fatter side of the chubby side? I imagine it might be fun to grab.
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Threadly reminder that hetshits get all the best lovestories/vanilla doujins.
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>>7552601
I believe people should be able to make their own choices, which includes wearing what you want to you graduation. I'm sorry you had to go through that, anon.
I think my love of history just gives me massive nostalgia goggles for all of western civilisation.
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>>7552615
More importantly, what is oral sex like? Are you ever afraid that they're gonna fall back into habit and actually eat you?
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>>7552644
No kidding, they're a larger bigger demographic. We're lucky the Nips love yuri as much as they do.
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>>7552644
>tfw no Horo gf
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How to move on?
I literally cannot imagine being romantically interested in anyone but my ex.
She's my first, so maybe that's a factor in this. I don't know. I'm quite new to relationships.
Every time I try to make a romantic connection with someone else it just feels kind of dry and hollow and I'd rather just be friends.
At the same time I'm constantly frustrated with thoughts about my ex, who I'm trying futiley to maintain friendship with. I think we're both unconsciously drawing a line between me and her new boyfriend.

I just want to marry her, guys. I have no concept of being in love with another woman. Is this the whole U-Haul thing people talk about? How do I break out of this?

It really doesn't help when she gets drunk and makes eyes at me. I feel like I've been holding onto false hope for the last 3 months and now my idiocy is just crashing down on me.

Excuse the /blog/. You can ignore this post if you want.
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>>7552664
Remove yourself from her, honestly. You can always go back later.
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>>7552663
I know this painful feel.
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>>7552671
that seems so petty tho. shes friends with my friends. i dont want to just go out of my way to avoid her..... like i already do with her boyfriend..
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>>7552644
How can they be best if they don't happen between two girls?
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>>7552685
Cant you just tell her you need some soace to get over her?
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>>7552643
>Why do you like helpless people?
Not helpless, just fat.
>Do you like feeling needed?

>Or are you a homebody and just likes people who won't ask you to do anything physical?
I'm a total homebody, but my fat ex-gf would drag me out to go for walks in the cold all the time :#. I'm thin of course so I would be freezing while she just went on her merry way. It was kind of hot, I like humiliation @_@

>What is sex like with a person on the fatter side of the chubby side?
Incredible
>I imagine it might be fun to grab.
It iiiiiiisss...
>>7552658
fat chicks give AMAZING head. It ain't just a rumor
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>>7552663
I just want to go through her fluffy hair
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>>7552663
>tfw you will never make a qt 3.14 tear up out of happiness
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>>7552705
I could I guess, but I think I'd just fuck that up. I feel like all I'd do is just isolate myself further and get more depressed while she's out having fun with her boyfriend and probably talking about engagement and kids and that's just going to slowly eat me up.

Over the past few weeks I think I've been realizing that I'm actually a pathetic shut-in and that finding a girl as perfectly designed for me as her was just a stroke of extreme luck that I took for granted.

Ah, it's thoughts like that that make me want to just drink and cut myself. But I won't this time.
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I'm pathetic.

>102lb 5'7 spookster
>first day at the gym today
>sperg out because of how crowded it is and pace around for 5 minutes
>somewhat calm down and find the squat rack
>the barbell by its self is too heavy for me
>everyone around me is staring
>immediately put the bar back
>keep my head down and run to get my stuff out of the locker
>leave without doing anything
>mfw
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Do you guys like close up pictures of pussies?
It just seems like gay guys like dick pics and straight men like close ups too but I'm not sure if lesbians send each other vag pics or look at images like that to masturbate.
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>>7552768
Maybe go on craigslist/tinder and look for a gym buddy?
>>7552783
I think yonic symbolism is cool and all, but I've never really been turned on by just a pic of a pussy.
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>>7552798
A gym buddy would be so helpful, but I go to the gym at the college I'm taking classes at, so I don't know if people who aren't in the school can go there or not (I might be wrong though)

I've decided to work with dumbells until I can lift a barbell, so hopefully I won't freak out as much when I go for the second time on Thursday
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>>7552358
Selfies are always annoying, but the girl is fucking hot.
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>>7552690
This. I don't envy any single hetshit doujin. It being yuri automatically makes it cuter than hetshit. Also helps that I'm not in love with cocksucker characters. Must be hell knowing that your precious Whoro would rather suck off old men dick than be with you.
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>>7552492
Stop it before it's too late.
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>>7552783
Not particularly. I like whole girls, just pussy doesn't really get me hot.
Boobs are hotter imo.

>>7552798
Speaking of yoni has anyone here ever had a yoni massage?
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>>7552847
But it feels so good! My heart gets so warm!
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>>7552745
You're right about cutting yourself, but you could channel your alcoholic inclinations into meeting qts out drinking
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>>7552923
True, I try to drink sparingly now because I'm on (temporary) medication that beats the shit out of my liver, but I'd love to go out hunting for qts if I could. Problem is I live in a suburb with like no lesbians and no lesbian bars. I'd have to make it a weekend in NYC or something
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>>7553179
NY suburb, I assume?

Who knows, though. If you're the only woman going after women, you might be better in the odds. Convert a straight girl.
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tfw no gf
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>>7551516
A girl fell in love with me on the internet once. I quite liked her too.

Turned out she thought I was a guy all along.
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>>7552879
Can you do it without catching feelings? She's straight with a boyfriend. You know that she's just joking when flirting with you, right? You are the one getting hurt if you get your hopes up.
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>>7552711
This actually made me feel a little sick. Eh no offense though I guess, different strokes for different folks

>>7552745
>a girl as perfectly designed for me as her
You obviously broke up for a reason, so it couldn't have been that perfect. Also
>has a bf
>using perfect in the same sentence as her
Welp
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>>7553344
Happened to me too ;_;
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>>7552768
At least you're putting in the effort, girl. I've been planning on going to the gym since the summer of 2014.

From a 5'7 spookster to another 5'7 spookster--dont give up!
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>>7552358
That girl is hot
I don't usually like frat-esque pics like that though
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>>7553430
I've kind of keked myself so hard that I've never really believed that girls would flirt with me. I'm kind of just settling as foreveralone. I just assume every girl is straight. The ones who I know are lesbians are either taken, I just sperg out around them, or I assume that they assume that I'm straight.
I'll take what I can get.
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>>7552371
Whereabouts are you anon?
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>>7552492
She wants the V.

I think she wants some experimentation. Give it to her.
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>>7553947
This. Go from being keked to keking her boyfriend. Give her dat delicious V.
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>>7553947
>>7553960
I'm a virgin. I don't know how to do all that.
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>>7553980
Sex is not rocket science.
Proof: Guys manage it, and sometimes even well I'm told.
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>>7553983
But that's scary! She's been the one who has been taking the lead.
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>>7554003
Then let her take it. There's something very freeing about relinquishing control.
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>>7553903
>The ones who I know are lesbians are either taken, I just sperg out around them, or I assume that they assume that I'm straight.

Are you me?
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>>7553553
Thank you! When I go back on Thursday I'm going to bring my earphones and try to zone out while using dumbells. I think that'll help keep me calm.

Hey, If I can step in a gym, you can too. We can both excape skeleton status one day, anon! (Gym membership fees are a great motivator)
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>met hot blue haired girl at college trip
>is into cool alt music
>we laugh, joke, get on well
>find out she's into girls
>d a n g
>get her number
>we text great, obviously platonic though
>suddenly stops texting
>spam her a bit
>her replies are assholish
>have a mini-argument
>ends with calling her a blue-pube asshole

Kill me, please.
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>>7554603
Definitely a bislut
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>>7554624
Yep, she was.

How did you know?
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Why are women such cunts? I've been looking up the stats on domestic violence between lesbians, and it's pretty depressing to read. Lots and lots of violence and abuse. If you add dead bedrooms to the mix, it's a great summation of the love lives of me and pretty much all the lesbians that I've known. Honestly, I wish was heterosexual, so I'd be able to date one of my male friends.
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>>7554647
Blue hair and cuntiness.
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>>7552358
What's not to like

>>7554697
Lmao the bitterness of this male poster is ridiculous. One of the reasons I love being gay.
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When will you finally have sex with a black woman?
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>>7554934
I don't know any. And I don't find most of them attractive.
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>>7554934
all the qt black women I meet are super straight. They're not even "make out with another woman in front of men to get them aroused" straight. They're all "grossed out by dykes" straight.
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>>7554934
clg is not into blacks
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>>7553449
>You obviously broke up for a reason, so it couldn't have been that perfect.
She broke up with me. I kept with other girls.
I make no excuses for myself here. Just explanations.
I really thought I was going to marry her, and she was my first. So I just wanted to experiment, I begged and pleaded with her to open up our relationship.
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>>7555057
Speak for xirself. I'm all about the thicc black booty love.
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>>7555395
*kept flirting with other girls.
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>>7555406
>flirting with other girls
what did you expect?
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>>7555412
The wrong thing.
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>>7554934
A halfie flirted with me at a bar recently. She was probably on 3 different drugs, but it was refreshing to talk to someone so upbeat for a change - and to actually get hit on by a woman.
I was still in a relationship back then though, so no lewds.
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Lesgen does anyone else sometimes get a headache after orgasming?
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how cool are you people?
reading through the threads always makes me feel as if i'm the only socially autistic person here.
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>>7555541
One time I broke my wrist having an orgasm.
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>>7555623
...how?
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Anyone else here a soft butch who likes other soft butches? I don't think I've ever seen two together before. I feel like most interested in femmes only
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>>7555631
well I orgasmed and a few years later in life I broke my wrist trying to skate board for the first time.
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>>7555649
That would have been funnier if your first post didn't miss an "after" somewhere, Anon.
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>>7555564
Being 'cool' always seemed like way more work than it's worth. All of my cool family members struggled with addiction problems and/or were secretly miserable, I'd much rather be a loser.
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>>7555631
It was my first time scissoring, I had my wrists strapped in a bondage strap thing and it was like the 3rd orgasm in a few minute span so it was pretty intense.

I like arched and was pushing awkwardly with the back of my hand and it just sorta popped and I kinda screamed but she thought it was still sexy screaming and covered my mouth and really forced my back down.
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>>7555719
I have nightmares where stuff like that happens.
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>>7555648
I have this fantasy of being the only futch in a gang of butches and they all pick on me
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>>7555671
you're right. I messed up anon. sorry I'm illiterate.
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how the fuck do you class someone as a hard/soft femme/butch? is there a lecture on this I missed??
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>>7555858
I'm not looking for an argument about labels, I genuinely want to know the hallmarks of the different species of rugmunchers. hell, just ask me whatever you need to know to slap a classification on me

plz lesgen I need to know
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>>7555941
Femme: Classically feminine, Butch: Classically masculine.
Hard and soft are used to determine where on the scale of the femininity or masculinity they stand.
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>>7555941
If you look like a typical woman, wear skirts and put effort into your makeup, then you're a hard femme or lipstick lesbian.
If you don't bother so much but are still obviously female, then you're likely soft femme.
Tomboys can be considered soft butch.
Shaved headed bikers who could crush your skull between their thighs are hard butch.

Tell us about yourself, anon.

Personally, I consider myself a hard femme with soft butch tendancies and occasionally attitude. Don't get too hung up on labels though. Remember, you are a unique snowflake and don't need to divide yourself into easily defined elements.
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>>7554934
This post makes me curious

What's the racial demographic of clg? Answer the pollllll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/12081062
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A few nights ago I had a nightmare I kept being clumsy and getting minor cuts but eventually had so many that my house looked like a crime scene and I was getting super dizzy about to pass out from blood loss.
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>>7555029
same
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>>7556073
I think I'm a soft femme then by that definition. I hate putting effort in makeup (plus I think it looks weird on me). But at the same time I can be the cutsiest personality wise. I wish looking cute came easy to me because then it'd fit my identity more i think.
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>>7555401
disgusting
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>>7556108
Can more of you fuckers vote please?
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>tfw following young lesbian girls on social media

i feel like a granny pedo. i'm 27
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>>7556471
The Americans are asleep. Just give it a few hours and you'll get more answers.
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Good afternoon lesgen. I love you all.
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>be bislut
>get on birth control
>suddenly can't stop fantasizing about having a gf
>barely interested in men anymore

w-what's going on? i know trannies' sexuality can change on hormones, but could birth control cause a similar effect?
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>>7557723
Birth control can fuck you up in a bazillion ways yes.
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>>7557753
okay...
i searched and there's just a bunch of stories from histrionics about leaving their bf, then craving straight sex again

I don't blame those of you guys who avoid bisexuals, jfc
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>>7555564
I'm pretty social, I hangout with friends and go to bars and parties often.
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>>7555648
I'm a soft butch and like other soft butches (as well as other types of women). I especially like tones/buff women since I like working out and like some muscle on a woman.
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>>7554934
My best relationship was with a black female cop. Down to earth, fit, funny, came from great family. I should have tried harder in that relationship.
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>>7555941
>I'm not looking for an argument about labels
>rugmunchers
whatever
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>walked in on my roommate getting fucked by her boyfriend
>and I watched and shlicked to it
>but then he saw me
>and she didn't
>and he gave me this look as he left like he's up to something
wat do
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H-How long can I put off going to the Doctor's when I feel a slight pain in the inside of my vagina?
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>>7557934
You can put it off forever. You shouldn't though, go as soon as possible.
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>>7557940
But how do I know if I'm just a bit sore, or if I actually have an infection or something?
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>>7557946
You go to a doctor, probably
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>>7556810
I follow some teenage lesbians on tumblr
I feel weird so I don't reblog their selfies or anything

>>7555564
I'm a major loser
>>7554934
Soon I hope
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>>7556108
Put it in the OP of the next thread or post it early in the thread
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>>7557980
;_;
Should I go to my gyno or is my regular doctor fine?
I've never really been sick, pls help.
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>>7557984
>find telephone
>call regular doctor
>"doctor. I have pain in vag. You or gyno?"
>doc replies
>do what doc says

not that hard
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what's the best / easiest way to turn down a tranny?
i'm a gay guy asking for a lesbian friend who is almost being stalked by one.

i don't want the tranny to rage or claim my friend is tranpshobic and ruin her reputation ya know
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>>7558010
Not wanting to date a stalker isn't transphobic. Fuck that guy.
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>>7558000
Checked.

Regular doctor opens in the evening again, I wrote my gyno a mail instead asking her the same question. Maybe if I can make it in time I can call/check by the doctor's office later.
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>>7558010
why are all trannies and the people that fuck them stalkers?
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>>7558071
They are literally all insane.
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I cant tell if I'm bi or gay.

I can get attracted to a guy if I've literally never seen him. But if i ever see him that immediately goes away because jesus fucking christ men are ugly.

Obviously I wouldn't date a guy because I don't find them physically attractive at all, but I feel like the fact I've been attracted to guys who I haven't seen would make me bi.
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>>7558085
Bi. Now fuck off
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>>7558085
>I can get attracted to a guy if I've literally never seen him
>I can get attracted to a personality if I've literally no idea who it belongs to
really stimulated my cerebrum
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>>7558096
Why does this place hate bi girls so much? It feels very religious, thou shalt not doubt thy lesbianism ever.
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>>7558130
What are you even trying to imply?
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>>7547669
This whole line of thought doesn't make sense to me. Even heterosexual women, and very feminine ones at that, will take the lead during sex from time to time. No one likes a pillow princess. These are some pretty rigid roles being discussed, and I don't think that correctly fits humanity.
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>>7558131
I don't hate bi girls, but if you start your question off with being attracted to men in some capacity; what's the fucking question?
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>>7558210
I didn't know if that even counted since I lose all attraction once I realize they're a guy.
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>>7558222
You didn't say that, you said you hadn't met them.
You mean you could be into a guy so long as they're anonymous, like here, but once found out to be male, you drop feelings?
Then you're probably not bi. Again, where's the question?
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>>7558225
I just talk to people online because I hate leaving the house so naturally I usually don't know much about them aside from personality.

I don't feel like it's explicitly because of being male, but because I find a male appearance (this includes trannies) to be repulsive.

My question is whether this counts as attraction to men or not.
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>>7558237
Like I said, where's the question?
I think my [dude] friends are really fucking cool and we get along like gangbusters, but we're friends. I wouldn't worry about it, but if you're questioning it, it's really not hard to find a man to experiment with. There's literally no harm done in experimenting.
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>clg
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>>7556073
I dunno
I never wear make-up, I pluck my eyebrows and shave body hair, I don't style my hair but it's long and I wear it down a lot.

I wear skirts and dresses regularly, never heels though, always sneakers or boots. little jewelry, earrings, a watch, sometimes more, but it gets in the way as I'm very active

I think my posture is quite masculine, ie I manspread all over the place, lift weights so am reasonably muscular and growing e'ryday, but also that 'lad' dyke shit is repulsive to me and I don't behave like that.

soft femme? soft butch?

tell me who I am anon
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>>7558403
>that 'lad' dyke shit is repulsive to me and I don't behave like that.
Like what? (And where are you from)
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>>7557903
accept the invite to a threesome if you want to, decline if you don't

I did this and it turned out horribly, the guy fell for me, the girl preferred my company to his even though she wasn't into banging that much, he got clingy to me, she dumped him, he blamed me, I lost other random friends because they were so butthurt that I slept with a guy. 3/10 would not do again

inb4 bishit
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>>7558415
like the tryna act like a frat boy kinda bullshit. I usually have more male friends than female ones and I enjoy their company a lot, but as soon as it gets into the "I'm one of them" territory I'm out

B O N G
O
N
G

diagnose me doc
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>>7558432
>inb4 bishit
I'm not a bishit. not really lookin' to argue that point
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>>7558451
I'm not sure what passes for 'frat boy behavior' in bongland, sorry
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>>7558269
Yes. We are clg
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Which of you fine young ladies am I going to see in Washing DC on the 21st?
We can fuck on the White House lawn as our act of protest.
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Playing the Sims makes me really lonely.
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>>7559132
a boob woman i see
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>>7547369
i love st vincent.
i play the harpsichord.
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Stupid phone made me accidentally super like on a random chick before even checking her profile. I feel like head banging my desk.
Now she liked me back.
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>mfw almost complete pokedex
Is being a Pokemon master an attractive trait to other girls?
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>>7559866
what team
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>>7559866
I've had a living pokedex in the bank for a year. And no, my gf doesn't find that particularly attractive or unattractive
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>>7559917
Just a Decidueye and a Garchomp. Maybe if I ever get interested in the Internet battles I will make a good team.

>>7559922
>she pays for pokebank when there are free alternatives

>And no, my gf doesn't find that particularly attractive or unattractive
That's a bummer. I wish someone would date me solely for my ability to catch them all.
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>>7559988
I don't mind spending $5 I already had on the account, though I know the free one is better. I'm hoping to run a garchomp soon but I don't know how I want to use it yet.

I hope you find someone like that. There are a surprising amount of women on /vp/
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>>7559866
I'm already wet for you.
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>>7559055
GTFO liberal shit.
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Same anon as >>7559659
Looking for advice.

I looked her up, she's pretty cute, but seems very simpleton tier, the kind that might update her facebook often with selfies and loose romantic-esq quotes. I might talk to her to at least improve my game. Should I start by saying the super like was on accident?
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>>7560072
I'm gonna set fire to Daddy's house, girl
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12081062
Reposting for all the lazy anons who can't bother reading through the thread
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>>7560601
Go ahead and try, bby.
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>>7560282
you sound like a moron
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