mtfg

First for having sex with your bros

>>7533157

>tfw when you give him a brofist

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I need someone with tits and measuring tape to give me their
height
bust
underbust

as well as the size of the bra youre wearing and if youre UK, EU or US

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>>7533152
Ladies, do you like getting your bp smashed while in the missionary position?

at work the greeks and muzzies call me sexy man

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>>7533162
Why?

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at least I got some good news today

>>7533168
what's his name and is he cute?

I should be doing college work but instead I'm browsing mtfg and watching the world at war.

how do I stop being lazy?

>>7533172
I'm going to get help dealing with my gatekeeper soon

Can someone give me standard measurements for passable transwomen or tell me how my measurements are if I post them?

>tfw im objectively hotter then my gf

>>7533148
Of course, doesn't mean there's no attraction.

>>7533166

Long term identity theft.

first for working on my screenplay atm

>>7533178
bragger

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High speed hanna

>>7533181
It's just a weird feel

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>>7533162
Pineapple, how diverse is your part of Germany? are there many "refugees" and "migrants" ?

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>>7533174
By remembering that you don't want to be a minimum slave-wage and that being a tranny is a pretty expensive life choice.

>>7533180
But everybody would know she's a tranny.

>>7533176
that sounds...ominous

i hope he's not going to have an unfortunate car accident soon

>>7533178
thats why my gf left me

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I was told to post here. Been on a low dose for 2.5 mo. How am I looking, faggots?

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>>7533164
face down ass up is the best way imo no awkward entry position and more room to adjust

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>>7533193
I'm going full ultimatum and my gp is mediating for me, he said he understands how I feel and would help facilitate me going somewhere else if we can't fix things

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>>7532066
tfw hon tier

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>>7533191

Unf. tyvm

>>7533198
are you lalalilly?

>>7533198
you look like my dealer

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>>7533166
I think american bra measurements function weirdly, but I cant test that theory without a sample

>>7533189
I live in NRW, its really fucking awful. at certain times, youd be the only white person on the bus or on the train, or in entire areas.

>>7533196
I hope you find a nice boyfriend to take care of you and treat you really nice one day soon

>>7533198
Like a guy

tfw you work constantly and cant see isla ;_: life is suffering for sure

>>7533203
that's good news!

when are you meeting with him next?

>>7533210
Did a kebab ever innapropriately touch you?

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>>7533207
I don't know a lalalilly.

>>7533209
Is your dealer cute?

>>7533213
The answer I was expecting. Gotta zap some hair follicles.

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>>7533210
>I think american bra measurements function weirdly, but I cant test that theory without a sample
Everyone knows that.
http://www.85b.org/bra_conv.php

At least you can work on your ass.

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>>7533223
no, that was a white guy

>spiro falls out of your hand and into your drink
-_-

>>7533222
I can contact him easily from home, gp is going to take care of it and tell me what happens

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>first time giving a urine sample since SRS
Well that was interesting

>>7533179
I'm not attracted to him though!
;_;

>>7533224
well he's a faggot


so yeh

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>>7533226
that converter uses a +4 system, which a lot of brands in the US dont use anymore, but yes, I already knew that

>>7533231
but maybe he is, wasn't that the point?

>>7533231
Did you have to use a tube?

>tfw no tights to layer under my pajamas
>tfw legs and feet are freezing all day long

i really need to stop procrastinating and buy a thick pair ;~;

>>7533241
lmao

>>7533235
Well good luck in your quest for normalized bra sizes.

>>7533210
So schlimm? Ach du scheisse

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>>7533231
>elanna getting drug tested
bet you're sweating like a whore in church

>>7533203
Oh, that's at least something. Maybe today isn't too bad after all then for you.

>>7533249
It's funny cuz it's true.

tfw no one (you)'s your selfie
;~;

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>>7533250
got a silver lining to the severe pain I guess, hope it actually helps

>>7533241
delete this

>>7533241
AHAHAH

>nignog touching my waifu
absolutely not.

>>7533254
i thought that was a doggie :o

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>>7533162
define 'tits'

>>7533241
plz dont post other peoples pics, it really reflects on you as a garbage person

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>>7533241
Are these the shadows of the things that will be, or are they shadows of the things that may be, only?

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>>7533267
oh ok, done

>>7533228
Just drink the drink

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>>7533249
They're testing my kidney function, not for drugs lmao

>>7533238
Are you saying I don't know how guys work?

>>7533239
A cup

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>>7533274
Elanna is ____!!!

>>7533274
I don't know, am I?

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>>7533210
>NRW
A famous trip in the same bundesland as me?

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>>7533274
>They're testing my kidney function, not for drugs lmao
i hope it goes well - do let us the know the results of it, okay?

>>7533257
Yeah totally! The pain thing will go away, you'll be feeling fine soon, I'm sure.

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>>7533152
Femboy here, I'm usually happy with what I am and people think I'm cute so that's a nice litte boost

But then I get these episodes of dysphoria/BDD and they're unbearable. I can't stand them. Does this mean I should transition? I don't want to socially at least.

>>7533289
How do you feel about the prospect of growing into an old man?

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>>7533289
what happens if you become a hrt femboy

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>>7533289
>Femboy
Isn't that more like tranny-in-training?

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I need to stop having spooky nightmares every night ;~;
>>7533278
a qt
>>7533289
Transition
Bouts of dysphoria never get better, just worse and more common

>>7533291
Disgusting, but I don't want to grow old

>>7533289
Just order skitlles

>>7533291
they pretend like it doesn't happen and they're young and feminine forever

>>7533284
>>7533210
woah, two other people from NRW here? y-you're not following me, r-right?

>>7533289
Consider trying HRT somehow if it continues to hinder your everyday life

>>7533289
you can be a boy on hrt if that makes you happier you don't have to socially be a girl either

>>7533278

The Dark Lord Zhagralith.

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>>7533278
Hungry, I have me some spam on the stove :3

>>7533286
I'm sure they'll be ok, it's routine bloodwork and urinalysis

>>7533283
I'm starting to think it may be the case so yes

>>7533278
my mommy

I didn't wear a bra today and my nips are poking through my hoodie hardcore

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>>7533308
>>7533306
>>7533302
>>7533295
Already use low dose E and blockers. It helps but it didn't fix the prob. Cut off my hair and then had another episode.

Is this something that won't go away unless I go all the way?

>>7533326
Post pics

>>7533326
nice

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>>7533284
>>7533305
I am in the Dortmund-Essen area

uhm, no es hablas e~espanol?

>>7533166

What's this?

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>>7533314
it's ROUTINE, is it? despite the fact that you haven't had to give a urine sample since before SRS?

well, it's in god's hands now anyway

>>7533333

Sweet digits.

Do you know Jurgen Klopp?

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>>7533339
I know who that is, but Ive never met him in Person

>>7533328
No!

>>7533331
People are being very nice to me

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>>7533327
it probably wont

>congrats, ur a tranny ;~;

>>7533341

Well, if you do be sure to hook me up. I want him to rub his beard on me really badly.

>>7533333
I just came here to check em

>>7533327
I don't think you can half-ass it.
You have to go full ass. Either to go through it or beat it.

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>tfw people confuse me with red
Im ok being confused with someone thar cute

>>7533341
Got steam?

can someone please bite my nipples

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>>7533278

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>>7533357
yes, I am not smart enough to link my profile without help though

>>7533359
Getting them bitten hurts (and not in a fun way)
Having someine flick them with their tounge feels waay better

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>>7533360
thank you! <3

>>7533365
i like it when it hurts

>>7533359
i never realized I wanted this ...
goddamn I need a bf ;~;

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>>7533371
Get a net and wait outside the gym locker rooms
Works everytime

>>7533327
sounds like ur a girl. try it out for a while with maximum effort and see if that helps

>>7533365
this. very light nibbling is also good

>>7533359
>no bf to suck on your nipples

>>7533380
>>7533381
i want nipple nibbles

it feels so good

>>7533383
sorry anon i cant help you there ;~; find a bf and he can as much as you want tho!

Does anyone know how much a Hitachi costs?
And are they loud?

>>7533363
Got ts?

>>7533360
uwu

>>7533379
really?
I just wait in the middle of town and hand out flyers

>>7533390
I think they cost a lot for a hard drive per terabyte

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>>7533390

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>>7533391
ya but I dont talk to people Idk

>>7533390
I want to know this as well

Btw is it true that nipple piercing makes you more sensitive?
>>7533380
Yea
>>7533393
But net+chloroform is the most effective way

>>7533379
Is that how you got your bf

>>7533398
Hi hi!

>>7533394
gelgel ily
ur so cute

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>>7533400
He never knew what hit him

>>7533398
Im moritz an im 18yeahs old

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>>7533405
huh?

>>7533411
hugg

>>7533406
Ha, my ex fell for a simple little line

>>7533408
Oh not you again. Please go away

>>7533406
>not kidnapping a qt guy and having sex with him until he loves you

use the more aggressive American tactics

who else /loves evangeline/ here?

>>7533399
I'll have to give it a go, plus the location sounds like prime picking grounds
also, do you soak the net in chloroform or do you just keep a handkerchief on hand

>>7533415
Wtf do you mean

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>>7533380
>>7533343
>>7533353
I don't want to socially transition, I feel I'm fine the way I am with that part

>>7533196
<3 this is why we could never date, I'd be self conscious you were so hot

>>7533419
She's a sweetheart!

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>>7533430

>>7533394
>hard drive
I think she's all good for hard drives...

>>7533419
Who doesn't?!

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hey people!

i love you all!!
keep at it, you'll all make it!

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>>7533418
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r4E6-BSDQa8

>>7533419
i like her alot

>>7533419
I'm crushing on red wat do

>>7533393
One day someone will cash in that coupon for one gf
>>7533419
Eva seems nice

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>>7533436
they have all kinds but they cost a lot, I kinda want one since they have good reliability

>>7533438
hugg

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>>7533404
quak?

>>7533408
lmao

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>>7533434

>>7533419
I do, she seems really nice
I hope she's okay, has there been any update from her since she went to the hospital?

>>7533420
Hankercheif all the way

>>7533419
yes she is great

>>7533452
>>7533446

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>>7533445
>tfw not a cis male
>tfw not ambi's bf and holding her hand while walking through the mall

i never asked for these feels

>>7533450
How u?

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>>7533450
I have a cute dog. Pic related its my dog

>tfw when uk size 12 - 14
>cis sister is a size 6
reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>7533422
just be yourself

you don't have to socially trans if you don't want to

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>all these kind words
t-thank you

>>7533452
I'm okay I got some cream stuff with antibiotics in it I think, it supposed to help it heal too. I was really scared of scars but he said it was unlikely to occur

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I feel old

>>7533419
NOT FOR YOU

>>7533446
Oh good reliability, is that something that follows through to all Hitachi products?

>>7533463
Cute doggo, would pat.

>>7533468
Me too, how do you make it stop?

>>7533467
I love you a lot!

My friend gelgel is the best!

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>>7533463
awww

>>7533459
didnt we just talk on discord a few hours ago :P

I am okay, just did housework, will go with the doggo soon and then we will cook and eat

>>7533357
>>7533391
>>7533408
http://steamcommunity.
com/profiles/76561197981755869/

my guardian angel helped me out, so nice :3

>>7533478
I'm not that great >///<
>>7533473
idk, I just know about the hard drives being the best or something on reliability tests from when I was getting pc parts

>>7533483
>a few hours ago
???

I mean probably but my memory is shot right now, sleeping has been hard.

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fluffe

>>7533483
An guardian angel of an angel, does that make me an über angel? :3

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>>7533497

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Tell me why trans women aren't better than bio females.

>Trans women dont have periods
>Trans women cant get pregnant so you dont need to use protection
>They have low self esteem so you can treat them like shit and they will still be loyal to you
>They have cool hobbies like anime, manga and video games etc
>They dont act like spoiled brats

thats all I can think of right now, but trans women are better than biofemales

>>7533468
distinct lack of blue pills in your pill box

>>7533501
i love you

>>7533504
Sam pls leave.

I've been in a weird fucking mental state since Christmas. Ever since I lost my faith, dropped out of university, flunked out of community college twice and was honest with my trans feelings in 2009 it's felt like I accidentally slipped into some alternate nightmare timeline. Every day had been a sick joke.

I remember finally deciding it was do or die December 23, 2015. One year to unfuck my life or else I had no reason to continue this bad end to its completion.

2016 was so good to me I forgot all about my promise to myself until Christmas. It wasn't miraculous and there's been tons of setbacks but I'm so fucking proud of myself for unfucking so much within a year. I still don't look female and I still have depressive episodes about twice a month but... well, I'm fortunate enough to have family that love me despite my situation in life and I realized Christmas day I was exactly where I wanted to be, regardless of my poor life choices, regardless of what I looked like, no matter the timeline I was in the physical location I wanted to be in.

And now, instead of feeling like I'm in some nightmare timeline I have this strange sensation that I didn't follow the timeline because I didn't kill myself like I was going to. It feels like I've gone off the rails and there's no plans for what's coming next and it's more scary than when I started down this transition thing because I thought I knew where this was going. I keep thinking about the suicide that didn't happen.

>>7533504
>Trans women dont have periods
>Trans women cant get pregnant so you dont need to use protection

That makes us the most worthless humans on the planet

>>7533504
not being able to give birth and being born as males is seen as pretty huge flaws for most people anon

>>7533445
nope :(

>>7533453
the classic

>cat keeps attacking my hair
pls buddy no
>>7533468
I do the same, I'm terrible at keeping track of whether I took my hrt or not
>>7533422
Just do you desu
You might find yourself more comfortable presenting female if you've been on hrt for a while
>>7533458
;~;
I get super jealous of those cute couples rusty walk down the street and hold hands. It's probably worse because it's a college campus and every couple is very lovey dovey, but I never ask for the feels I get when I see a happy couple
>>7533504
those first three pluses are things that make me despise myself though

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>>7533492
2PM my time bby

>>7533499
yes :3
Übermensch -> Überangel
it checks out

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:b

>>7533505
they're on the way >_<

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>>7533512
>>7533513
>>7533517

>wanting to bring an unwilling life into this shit world.

monsters

>>7533512
Yeah, pumping out a bunch of unremarkable people is the pinnacle of human success.

>>7533524
:|

>>7533527
i don't want people to have kids because there's a chance they might be as unfunny as sam hyde

I give birth every morning after my coffee what's the big deal

>>7533504
>They have low self esteem so you can treat them like shit and they will still be loyal to you
Kill yourself.

>>7533512
the world is overpopulated anyways. you can still do lots of things that have more worth than reproducing.

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>will never be pregnant

>>7533527
>>7533529
You wanna fight me? I swear Ill beat you up.

>>7533539
Taco babies don't count.

>>7533542
:(

>>7533539
Yeah it's pretty annoying to deal with.

>>7533544
Will you pay me a couple of thousand euros to remodel your face like those surgeons did?

>>7533513
>>7533529
It's makes us a failure as a lifeform but from a human perspective it's perfectly fine. Maybe even commendable. Most developed countries have a shit life:death ratio and that tells me as a species we've just about capped out anyway from what the planet can deal with us. You can contribute in better ways than shitting out little you's.

-t. a hypocrite who banked gametes anyway

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>>7533544
No, I dont fight the handicapped. im not black

>>7533527
this is the first time something made me a little angry / touched a nerve. being a mom is a dream i had to sacrifice and knowing that I can't ever give birth sucks

>>7533544
you got beat up by Sophie though

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>>7533542
pls eva not today..

Who here /hiding under the blankets to ignore your manly body/?

>>7533549
How much did it cost where you are? do you have to pay a repeated fee for storage?

Did you get tested for infertility first?

>>7533550
Yummy post

Can someone explain to me how hrt affects the thyroid? My sister said i prolly have high TSH. She has the same problem as me. Lowered heartrate this past month, feel super cold and tired all the time, have had a lot more difficulty losing weight. Anyone taking T4 pills?

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>>7533552
adoption. there are plenty of kids that need a mother and father. go find a nice man instead of posting on a taiwanese art forum

>>7533554
>>7533545

I get sad easily, I'm sorry ;_;

my brother's doge is bullying me

>>7533561
Yummy post
*farts*

>>7533549
>It's makes us a failure as a lifeform
True, but that doesn't mean much anyway, it's all a futile attempt.
I am as much of a hypocrite cause I'd want children but that's just instinct.

>>7533549
>It's makes us a failure as a lifeform
Everything you said after that is delusional

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>>7533542
There, there.

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>tfw pregnant

>>7533557
As someone currently under 4 blankets, I can confirm.

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>>7533570

>>7533547
Ill rob you all your money and shove it up your ass bro
>>7533550
Does that mean I can beat you up with my handy without resistance? My Nokia 3310 has been waiting ages for this moment.
>>7533553
She toughened me up. I completed my trainig now.

>>7533561
>continuing to be an edgy cringelord
Go away, your mom should have had an abortion.

>>7533570
>>7533573
>tfw not taking the not RIGHT NOW
;_;

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>>7533569

>>7533573
I've seen so many posts I am starting to think this is true.

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>>7533527
I've always wanted to be a parent and give a child a stable environment to grow in and help them live their life. I'd kill my own family to be able to give birth
Go fuck yourself

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>>7533573
>>7533580
It is tru

>>7533572
It'd be comfier if someone cute was here with me...

>>7533575
Not much of a robbing then, I'll still have the money, wont I?

>>7533542
I got the stretch marks at least :/

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>>7533576
she tried 3 times

>>7533586
Yes, youll be able to pay by shitting the cashier
thank me later

>triggered by the news again.

>>7533585
I would help but I'm not cute enough. :c

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well im sad now so that's enough mtfg for one day

>>7533560
Anyone? Please respond

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>>7533580
>>7533577
>>7533584

>>7533596

Iktf

That's why I'm hiding under the blankets in the first place.

>>7533599
Womens prison sounds like a luxury retreat 2bh
And I'm 6'1 190lbs, i'd be fine

>>7533598
I doubt you'll find the answer to that here, sounds complex. You should consult a doctor.

>>7533557
It cost me $575 to save one "go" which they analyzed and told me (at 2 months hrt) had an average sperm count but below average motility. They said they could make 4 averages vials at 10 million each. Then I sent another sample because it was only $325 for any after the first. So now I have 8 vials total with my name on them somewhere in Minnesota. The cost of first year storage is included with the cost of the first "specimen" so I don't pay any storage fees the first year. After that it's $275 a year regardless of the number of vials in storage. The $900 was all my money at the time but but I got really good at pinching pennies last year between insurance not covering hrt and doctor visits, the microneedling to remove male puberty acne scars, the laser hair removal, etc. I had only a short window to do it so I did.

These guys have my jizzsicles: http://reprotech.com/

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Feels good not being mtf and able to birth kids.
I'm laughing at how pathetic all of you are whining about not being able to conceive while I'm sitting here 5 months pregnant.

>>7533601
Well we can both hide under the blankets together. :3

>>7533605
Huh... somehow the prices are better here, 150 euro a year, and 220 euro to take your samples

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>>7533607
wow dont be a bitch.

I hope you fall over and have a miscarriage

>>7533560

Ask a doctor don't ask the nut cases here

>>7533591
hot

>>7533573
where did this meme come from?

is it a youtube vid or just probably banter?

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>>7533607
I hope your kid's a tranny

>>7533614
Just factual

>>7533607
i doubt you're pregnant, only an ugly dyke would be so bitter towards qt transgirls

>>7533607
gtfo breeder scum

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>>7533607

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>>7533609
Blanket fort?

>>7533617
FtM or MtF?

>>7533620
100% of dykes are pig disgusting and had no choice but to turn to other women because men didn't want anything to do with them.

>>7533626
both

>>7533632
MtFtM?

>>7533629
even transbians?

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>>7533611
Won't ever happen

>>7533617
If it is, I'll help them transition.

>>7533620
>qt trans girls
>Dyke
t. bitter hon

>>7533629
But I have a husband

>tfw no cute mtf to impregnate with my penis

>>7533632
>rolls eyes at elanna's roommate

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>tfw eating icecream and drinking hot tea

>>7533610
That's a good deal too. I shopped around for 3 months to find a place closer, got rejected by 2 places that were closer and finally gave up and did the mail-in thing. There's certainly more expensive and better advertised mail-in storage places.

The rejetions, one told me "we only do short term storage" despite putting their storage fee in $/year, another told me they were specifically for pre-chemotherapy people despite the name not suggesting that.

Also holy fuck, when did the euro and usd become nearly 1:1?

>>7533626
Ooooo that sounds lovely. We can hide out the winter in a cozy fortress of solitude.

>>7533589
Wow, you should do her a favor and kill yourself.

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Serious question.

Why do you people get triggered so easily? Is it the hormones? even Twitter is harder to trigger than you people

>>7533626
MtF, I want them to be maladjusted

>>7533640
I'm sure you wouldn't have a breakdown

>>7533644
maybe your teeth will crack

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>>7533580
>>7533577
>>7533573
>>7533629
They're all morbidly obese, biat the shot out of each other if the relationship lasts more than three months, and fake hate crimes more than any other demographic - including rabbis
>>7533614
Everyone knows a white girl who got too friendly with their puppers

>>7533648
can you please feed lamb intestines filled with haggis into my urethra

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>>7533650
Not at all.
What makes me laugh at your pathetic souls is how you whine about something you can't change. You refuse to accept reality and become this delusional mess.

You're adults for crying out loud.
Just adopt and move the hell on.

>>7533648
You can block people on Twitter. Turn on a trip and you'll find it's much more difficult to bother anyone.

>>7533645
>Also holy fuck, when did the euro and usd become nearly 1:1?
They are???

... I mean I did only think of the differences afterwards...

>>7533646
Now I want to design a way to build a 6x4m blanket shelter than can be pun in any home, out of anything you can get from a basic hardware store.

>>7533650
I don't know enough FtMs to say if they're well adjusted or not, but it seems like they'd have a lot of the same insecurities as us.

>>7533657
well i used to know a guy who dry humped a dog as a joke
now everyone calls him a dogfucker

>>7533648
It's the autism that most trannies have.

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>>7533643
The one time I think I talked to elanna's roommate they (pronouns? help?) seemed cool as fuck. How weird of a person is elanna's roommate irl though?

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>>7533648

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>>7533661
>trip

No I'm not a faggot

>>7533607
>tfw cis male
>tfw you're only able to get pregnant because of my people
Feels good to have so much power between my legs.

>>7533673
Plz fill my asshole with cum daddy

>>7533629
Idk anon, I've slept with a good # of dykes as a cis boy in my day.
They're literally my favorite flavor of gender.

>>7533657
Dykes are fucking disgusting and more often then not not horrible people too.

>>7533663
Are you an engineer? That sounds pretty cool.

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>>7533670
My partner is chill af. Pretty normie though

>>7533660
Do you hang out with paraplegics and talk about how great it is to run?

>>7533680
What a surprise a butch dyke likes other dykes. Your opinion doesn't matter at all.

>>7533684
Nope, and I have 0 relevant skills, I'm just a massive nerd, and I'm convinced that I can learn the skills I'm missing, or find someone who does have them to help me.

>>7533675
Only if you're cute. I have a strict no-hon policy.

>>7533691
Hey that's not all bad, it never hurts to be a dreamer. :)

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So, my straight best friend of over a decade professed his love for me 5 months ago. Since then, we have been a thing. Although we aren't committed, the first night we connected he said, "I love you, I want to be serious, and I have been waiting years to say this."

Now, 5 months later. He moved for a fantastic job. We'e seen each other on the Holidays but the distance is definitely tough. Just the other day he said, "The cutest girl in my office has been hitting on me, I'm about it." and then said he wants to date around.

I'm pretty heart broken because it seemed from his words and actions that he wanted to be with me. Basically I got big time played by my best friend.

What should I do? I feel like I should cut him out of my life. I feel absolutely used, fooled, and lied to. We have several businesses together though. I can't believe he would ever do anything like this.

In retrospect, he always turns things around on me. Like if he messes up and I get frustrated and express it, somehow I apologize. After he told me he wants to date around he tried to say, "Well we aren't committed!" but I'm not gonna fall for it this time. It was never my understanding we were just no-strings-attached fling.

He got out of a 9 year relationship 1 year ago. He says he isn't ready for a relationship and he thinks dating around will help him be ready.

What do?

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So what if I wanted to hang around here for a while?

I can't say I think too highly of mtfg, but maybe it is actually possible to have a pleasant chat in here?

I like some manga, some shows, cinema, makeup clothing and I did play LoL at a high level and WoW/CS

>>7533700
Tasty pasta friend.

This guy I've known forever is talking to me about his sex addiction and he wants to eff me. He's kinda cute and he's in a pretty big local band. Idk maybe.. I can finally be a qt musicians girlfriends whose secretly better

>>7533672
please, stick spoonfuls of sand into my asshole

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>>7533686
>Born male
>Decide to become female
>Get mad when medical science doesn't fit your requirements
>Compare yourself to people who got mangled up in car wrecks and can't walk anymore

Hey people who can't walk are fucked for life, at least you can become a parent via adoption.

>>7533699
Look, You should see my biomom's house... She imported a log cabin from Canada, re-arranged it, and now she's gonna build an indoor tree house with a rope ladder you can pull up, filled with blankets...

More proof madness is genetic ;p

>>7533686
>Do you hang out with paraplegics and talk about how great it is to run?

Don't knock it til you try it.

>>7533712
Holy shit that sounds amazing

>>7533687
Tfw Valq is qt

>>7533711
and paraplegics can get around in a wheelchair
frankly you're all whiners

>>7533711
>Decide
Here's where you went wrong.

>>7533718
She's awesome.

Crazy, but awesome.

>>7533700
Have you communicated your feelings about this to him? If he cares a lot about you I think he wouldn't do if he knew it caused you distress.

>>7533708
It's not fucking pasta. It's whats happening in my life. Don't reply if you don't have advice.

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>>7533711
You know adoption isn't actually that easy if you're LGBT right?

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me on the right!

>>7533727
It's been posted 4 times in the past 2 weeks, and that's just while I've been around, I'm beggining to think anon is trying to start a meme...

>>7533728
See above.

>>7533727
Yeah, he is being avoidant of the topic. I tried to talk to him the other night about it but was drunk and it didn't get anywhere. Then in the morning he was frustrated with me for bringing it up to him while he was drunk.

I feel like a 2nd runner up. Like he wants to play the field and if he can't find something better he will settle for me.

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>>7533726
>Born male
>DECIDE I'm actually female

>>7533711
would you please lick the underside of my fingernails

>>7533712
Wow that sounds really cool. :o

>>7533728
Good pasta. Someone posted the exact same thing twice already nice try.

>>7533733
Hey no, im on the right there!

>>7533729
I thought they just handed out Indian/Chinese babies in Canada?

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how do I tell her I dont want to go?

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>>7533729
Adoption as a LGBT member is easier than it's ever been and it's only going to become easier.

I'd find a nice man if I were you. Might wanna work on becoming financially stable too if you aren't already.

I wish you the best of luck.

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am need to clean my apartment so it can be all nice for when my pilot guy comes over tomorrow but i feel so lazy and i just wanna lay in bed.
what do?

>>7533737
AGP

true-trans always knew they were a cute girl inside

>>7533742
If I had the money and motivation, I'd do something similar, but even more bizzare, themeing rooms differently, depending on what you'd do in there... black walls with LEDs wired to them in the PC room, floral tent over the bed in the bedroom, a ladder up to the loft, with a mini-kitchen to make coffee...

I just need the opportunity to actually do it, I guess. I have too many goals that come before it though.

>>7533755
Marry him and adopt children

>>7533733
Me on the left, but I think that's just because I'm lazy.

>>7533735
Honestly you should follow your heart, if you really can't stand him doing that, and if you feel second to everyone else he sees, you should stand up for yourself and break off from him. You can for sure find someone that won't treat you as a sidepiece and give you all the attention you deserve.

>>7533751
tell her to come over for some feminine benis action

>>7533743
You are a fucking idiot. I posted this like 8 threads ago. It's still going on and last time I got like 3 replies in a thread that had like ~600 posts already.

>>7533755
tell him if he can't handle you at your worst, he doesn't deserve you at your best

>>7533757
I clicked on the wrong person, meant to reply to
>>7533735

>>7533755
Make him lick it up >:)

>>7533759
>Honestly you should follow your heart, if you really can't stand him doing that, and if you feel second to everyone else he sees, you should stand up for yourself and break off from him. You can for sure find someone that won't treat you as a sidepiece and give you all the attention you deserve.

Thank you. This is how I have been feeling. I deserve better. It just really hurts that he would do something like this to me. He is just so perfect :( i guess not tho.

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>>7533755
How about you sort your fucking life out and not fuck up a good opportunity.

Get cleaning.

>>7533763
He could just browse Chaturbate.

>>7533766
;-;

now I feel like a dweeb...

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Man work today was a fucking circus.
>Manning reception
>Some celebration going on
>Everyone brought their kids
>A fucking orchestra all dressed up as santas helpers playing near the windows so the vibration alarm on them goes off a bazillion times
>A magician comes to entertain the kids
>A kid with downs syndrome does 90% of the job for me by noting down all visitors taking their names and opening the entrance for people, which was pretty much my only task besides keeping the fucking alarm in check for the event
I'm sitting by some big ass windows too near a busy roundabout and street and I can only imagine what people were thinking when my reception looks more like a daycare. Probably also wondering why a security guard got a 12 year old downs kid assisting at the reception but hey its a braindead job really and her parents asked and they arranged the whole shit so w.e

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>>7533758
>>7533763
>>7533772

.____.;;;;;;;;;;;

>>7533768

"l-lick up my laundry on da floor"

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>>7533750
Most of them have parents that come here by the boatload

>>7533754
I'm working on it. However, don't fucking tell me not to be sad about having to jump through hoops for an adoption when most people can shit out babies by accident