What are some good pay jobs for a misantropist passable mtf that

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Be a scarecrow at your local farm!

>>7518209
I want /B/ to leave

Prostitution sounds like the perfect job for you. Walk them streets, girl!

>>7518193
>good pay jobs for a misantropist
Parking ticket inspector.

It's essentially your job to get people to hate you.

>>7518399
>/B/
Fucking ebin

>>7518193
IT for sure. Though only plebs call it IT.

Within "IT" you can be a:
>Frontend developer (make things pretty)
<Backend developer (make things work good/fast)
>Fullstack develoepr (make things pretty AND fast)
<Database admin (organize data in smart ways)
>System admin (give peeps their logins)
<Business intelligence/data analyst ("which dildo sells best on Tuesdays?"
>Data scientist ("How do I collect this dildo's usage data in Python?")
<Machine learning engineer ("How do I program this dildo to know the users favorite positions?")
>Penetration tester (ethical hacker)
<Security researcher (more legal hacking)
>Security Architect (make sure a network is secure)
<System Architect (make sure an operating system is efficient, reliable, and structured well)
>Network Architect (make sure a network is efficient, reliable, and structured well)
<Reverse Engineer (crack programs to bypass keys [like Photoshop] or break apart malware to learn how it works)
>Blackhat (illegal hacking; good luck explaining your income to the IRS; misanthropy 101)
<Information security specialist (watch the network for suspicious activity, evangelize security to local imbeciles)
>Mobile developer (help bitches order Ubers faster)
<Game developer (this one is hard to get into and doesn't pay that great; lots of misanthropist coworkers tho)

Any questions? Holla at me.

>>7520130
Is it possible to system admin, then pentester while I go to school for a BA in Chem and Masters in Toxicology/Pharmacology? Or rather is it possible to be a student and IT?