/mtfg/ Transgirl General

buddi

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have you fucked your dog today, /mtfg/?
it's important to get a lot of fluids

post your fetishes
>inb4 dicks

>>7515799
Disgusting

>>7515800
Dogs

>>7515800
Cat hair and pizza grease stains on my sheets.

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>>7515765

Is it wrong to masturbate to a girl getting knotted by a Labrador Retriever?

>>7515797
like what exactly?
ironically trans?

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YOU DOG FUCKERS MAKE ME SICK

HORSECOCK IS JUSTICE!

>>7515809
Yeah
And autistic, sad and lonely

>>7515805
if it turns out that you're intersex with a viable uterus and you could theoretically get IVF to get pregnant and deliver a babbt by cesarean
I am going to cry and hate you

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made one more fag
>>7515769
hi
>>7515767
damn now that youve asked idk

>tfw too lazy and disabled to assemble large satsuki folder to avatarfag with

>>7515811
Green orc cock is the way to go desu

>>7515806
Uuh it's kind of confusing to get into natsumen
BoAT and Natsumen released a song called pills to kill ma august?

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>>7515749
>>7515751
>Tfw Ass to Ass anal scissoring
After showering and groomimg my butt yesterday I sort of got turned on by the smell, it didn't smell like shit, it was more of a clean butt smell, but it got me horny and then I played with my butt.

Umm is this normal?, it never happened before. Are hormones making me into a degenerate sniffer?

>>7515762
I like animals but not in a sexual way >:(

>>7515784
Maybe you're not resting enough :(?
>NB Valq
I guess we'll all start falling into that category, for example, I have a mild genital dysphoria. My junk sort of works and I don't know if I would upgrade it for a vag.
>Mtfg passes judgment on who passes
Ugh, that's the worst. We've talked about how we hold ourselves to impossible standards and how the world doesn't rally care about our hip/shoulder, cranial diameter, leg length ratios or whatever impossible passing standard we cook up.
>Sass is beautiful
What? Shut up! You're gonna make me blush!

>>7515800
dicks
also i want to get beaten up by a cute girl

>>7515803
disgusting

>>7515806
*gently touches your round, vegetable-coated enzyme orifice*
acept my gift

>>7515811
horsecock isn't very viable
getting knotted by a dog is more realistic

>>7515814
god damn it
i laughed

>>7515774
im ISLA

>>7515807
Source

>tfw frangi is gone for 2 whole days more
Aaaa

>>7515819
Idk I'm not a tran

>>7515816
this autism pleases my autism

>>7515819
Cis girl coming in to say nice Ramona

>>7515819
sass you're a degenerate
first it's anal sniffing
then it's eating out dog pooper

>>7515811
Be careful! Furry posting mught get u banned! ;~;

*punch self*

>>7515824
Did you read the rest of the silly gobben story I linked you?

>>7515817
Natsumen is members of BOaT after they broke up. So I mean, if something says, "BOaT and NATUSMEN" it's basically the same thing.
here check this out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OISgVbAizZo
>>7515820
>acept my gift
holy shit burch shut up

>>7515820
>doesnt want to play with glorious, giant horsecock

dropped

>>7515827
O my God no, I almost vomited my breakfast!

Bad Burch! >:(

>>7515833
i mean that'd be ifne but it's not viable to take up the ass is all i'm saying

>>7515832
take it! take my equestrian dunderpatrullen-incduced megalomaniacal sixty inch towering pillar of sperm intense donglerbongerlong dong of intense victorian anti-semitic gender uphoric justice dick!

>>7515835
i-i'm sorry sass
let's start with simpler things
ok
**hols ur hand*

>>7515833
Did you filter me/not talking to me because I like soup?

Btw, this is Sass

>>7515828
dont worry they'll let one slip through, it happens all the time, as long as i dont spam it obnoxiously i'll be ok

>>7515831
nah i had to restart my shitty laptop, juust after the ghost scene too :(

>>7515827
you're a special person Burch
I respect that

>>7515840
Go read on then
There's some really nice other parts
Like the hobmother ;)

>>7515813
Welp.
Fire up those hate engines b/c my ultrasound results have some bad news for you
>>7515819
77 hour work week.
Prolly not
,

>>7515837
it doesnt have to be in butte to enjoy (i think this joke might have gone too far)

>>7515839
dont worry you're not filtered <3 my Sassy

>>7515813
You're letting your neurosis get the best of you anon. I get bloated and abdominal cramps too and I'm not intersex.

>>7515840
ily vanessa
i should probably just go to bed desu
the booze wore off and now i'm just retarded :DD

>>7515844
i mean just sucking it off seems a bit anticlimatic
i've seen a vid of a guy taking a horse dick up his ass though

>>7515832
Wait are you converting me into a djentist? @_@

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>>7515843
>Fire up those hate engines b/c my ultrasound results have some bad news for you
I HATE BEING A MAN
WHY IS EVERYONE HERE INTERSEX AND I'M JUST A REGULAR MAN

>>7515846
y~you should go to bed burch
go to bed

you obviously havent seen how much they cum
ok we seriously need to stop like right now!

>>7515847
nah, i don't even like djent.
if you wanna talk about metal lets talk about drone, hardcore and math. don't worry baby, i'll make it easy on you. you know, i'll sprinkle some bm and prog in there.

>>7515852
why
i think i've seen how much they cum
it's a lot
there was this cute girl who kept sugging horse dick

>>7515848
Transgenderism is an intersex condition of the mind, bb.
>TFW wife has kleinfelters
>4chan thinks she's ftm

>>7515823
>Anna not a tran
This happns all the time bb. Don't be sad. Trans feelings come and go but never truly go away. Trust me.

>>7515826
Thanks sis! :3

>>7515844
Yay! :3 <3 u too.

>>7515837
NO! I know how this works! First i let you hold my hand and then you want to put a collar on me. ;~;

STOP TALKING ABOUT ANIMAL COCK PLEASE

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>>7515855
yeah but I'm just an autist who latched onto the concept of being trans
which is why everyone here is so fem and pretty and intersex and I am a regular man

>>7515856
I'm just transitioning ironically though
I want to be a girl but I'm not a tran lol that'd be ridiculous!

Just like that guy in the greentext

>>7515858
I agree.

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>>7515858
are insects animals

>>7515848
>tfw not even trans, always just a man on estrogen

>>7515861
This
I have been memed into it. Terrible choice.

>>7515863
Thanks it's making me feel weird

>>7515864
Yes

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>>7515854
Burch...
I think
its time to stop

>>7515856
Sass is a good Sass! :3

once I saw a porn where this girl gets a whole hot dog and the bun shoved up her butt without lube, then she gets fucked in the ass, made to poop out the hot dog and eat it
just why the hell would anyone do that? and how? i don't get how it would even work

>>7515853
Yeah talk metal to me
Uh but I'm a uneducated silly thing
All I know about is from http://technicaldeathmetal.org/ and lurking /metal/ every second month or so

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>>7515799
>>7515803
>>7515807
>>7515811

>>7515871
Dont encourage them Phien!

>>7515871
idk what has happened, i didnt start it but i didnt help

>>7515871
I'm 1/16th jewish so non-white!

>>7515869
what do you mean how
a butt is for pushing things out
if you put something in itll probably come out eventually
and then you can eat it

>>7515868
nothing porseonell kid
you were out of your league
if you want to talk about fifty five gallons of cum in my ass you're free to each my email at horsecockrodeo55 (at) gee mail dawt cawm

>>7515858
haha we haven't even started
have you ever heard about cat penis
boy you don't even want to KNOW about cat penis
they have spines for miles

>>7515856
ok
*holds ur hand*
*puts collar on you*

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>>7515862
>Tfw Anna is the kanker Brad

>>7515876
Phien isn't even pure white, you've been manipulated by her cute nazi persona.

>>7515854
W-where have you seen that?

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>>7515876
why dont you take a trip on my train? :^)

>>7515874
>>7515875

This thread is too disgusting even for me.

>>7515880
I know about cat penis

>>7515881
>tfw polyp in my nose wasn't kanker
Shame I could have had a comfy reason to die

>>7515882
Wow I have been rused

>>7515884
I'd like to ride the Phien train for days bby ;)

furposting SHOULD be banned

>>7515880
or yknow.. discord...
whatevs..
not like i cared....

also cats have bad penises

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>>7515883
i think she's called amily starr

>>7515884
fucking dogs is just something cis girls do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-La2tfyyyeY

>>7515889
;)
mrawwwrrr

>>7515890
Agreed actually

>>7515870
its not a philosophy course, either you like metal or you don't. i tend to be more on the punk side of the spectrum, but i still enjoy almost all subgenres at least a tiny bit. lately i've been into fucked up, and they're like....punk but pretty post metal about it.

also bestiality needs to not exist

I'm going to make a new thread, because like, no thank you bestiality.

I want a HUGGO

>>7515890
You mean the sexual thing or people who wear these suits and stuff?
Because the latter are fine and qt imo

>>7515890
It is. Furposting is not allowed on any board except /fur/>>7515891

>>7515907
too late
cops are on their way
mfw anthony burch singlehandedly toppled the tranny regime

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My dad kissed me on the cheek
Im not shure if its endearing or weird

>>7515907
yeah but a few others do it too, usually just one can be omitted

>>7515910
He sees you as a GIRL

>>7515886
I agree with this sentiment.

>>7515889
Was it from sniffing too much cocaine?

>>7515906
>>>/fur/

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>>7515889
Omg hot ;)

>>7515892

thats my last one I think

>ywn know what its like to be pregnant
valq when you have a baby can you let us know what being a mommy is like

>>7515882
So this is what it feels like to be lied to ;_;

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insider knowedge

>>7515915
It was there for 7 years and I have never done coke, I'm not in Guatemala or whatever cokeland you live in

>>7515916
You know it

Holy shit Hiroshimachan nuked the fur board! No wonder there's a furry outbreak.

;~;

What have you don Hiro, what have you done?

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>>7515882
>>7515889
>>7515920

I AM PURE
HOW WOULD I NOT BE

>>7515927
how does it feel to have your girlhole knotted

>>7515914
Im not shure
Needs more research

>>7515924
it was probably toxic af anyway

>>7515923
Um ok. I guess cocaine is to Guatemala like ecstasy is to Kankerland.

>>7515924
But furr is smooth and soft
You don't wear suits and do lewd things in them it's pretty pure

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>>7515929
Ive no idea, I treat my dog like a child. he is definitely not for lewd

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ok i'm going to bed
it's been fun making an ass of myself
i will see you when i am sober, mtfg

>>7515934
>tgfw live in what is described as the ecstacy capital of the Netherlands
Comfytown

>>7515907
but rarely is it actually banned
>>7515906
anthro animal fucking

>>7515896
Mh I don't rly know what to answer
I like Neurosis Fires Within Fires is that similar to what you listen to lately?

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I just checked my credit
It said "credit worth: high"
Does this mean i can take out a loan for ffs?

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pookie is cute! really cute!

what's the risk of breast cancer like in mtfs?
do hormones increase it much??

>>7515945
No if means your worth is a pothead
>>7515947
Agreed

>bestiality

Y'ALL NEED JESUS, Y'HEAR?

>>7515947
You speak the truth
>>7515949
Whoa dude...

>>7515945
Probably yeah
Id get srs tho if i were you
Im not tho so idk how u feel abt that

>>7515947
You get over the novelty of her being cute and innocent once you discover that there is no innocence, and she is really an unkind person.

>>7515948
Same as cissies im p sure

>>7515956
Sounds like isla

>>7515955
Srs is coverd under high cost protection in sweden so i dont need a loan for that
Ffs isnt tho :/

>>7515948
>Breast cancer in mtfs
I would guess it's proportional to the mean, but since we die so easily i guess it doesn't register.
>Do hormones increase cancer risk
Hrt has been shown continually that it is linked to an increase in breast cancer.

>>7515958
I'm not really cruel, at least most wouldn't say.
I don't fuck with others psychological issues.

>>7515943
Nope. Neurosis is post metal though. they're the progenitors of post metal. you might like Isis and Jesu.
I love Jesu.

>>7515963
But does swedish srs compare to like, thai srs? I feel like u dont need ffs but personally im going to thailand with a loan, even tho shitty dutch srs is covered

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>>7515965
you really are still thinking about her all the time aren't you
>>7515956
trip on isla
I'm not shallow enough to dislike her just cause other people think she's unkind
she's been very kind to me

>>7515967
Im not shure, ill have to snoop aound to find out if its good or not

>>7515967
When are you getting SRS?

>>7515970
>Trip on Isla
Um she didn't anonpost

>>7515970
yeah
this is my tripcode
hello?
also
she starts poking fun and mocking the reason why i tried to kill myself, not only that but intentionally does things she knows really upset me.
As a "friend"
She did that as a friend.
Thats really fucked up, don't you think?

>>7515975
Yeaaaaaars from now ;_;
I need to wait like a year to get a gatekeeper who i can do 1 year rle with to get papers to then get a date with suporn who has a year+ waiting list
;______;

>>7515972
Yee check it
Ofc its better than nothing but euro srs is very basic unless you go to Munchen.

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Look at my pussy, /mtfg/

>>7515981
Wow cute pussy!

>>7515966
Lel Isis like the terrorists?
Listening through silver rn, Jesu is great thanks for the tip
Mh tell me what artists are you listening atm?

>tfw want hugs and cuddles

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>>7515977
Oh sorry my phone didn't show trips
I'm sure you're exaggerating whatever she did and trying to get sympathy for it/get people to dislike her cause you're a petty person like that
I've also heard you were quite mean to her as well and you don't see her constantly still posting about it
You should try finding something that interests you so you don't have to spend your days gossiping about the past

>>7515990
hugg cudd~

>>7515993
But I want real ones ;_;

>>7515995
*real hugg*

>>7515987
lately I've been listening to the new Schoolboy Q album and the new Radiohead album...uhh, Dillinger's most recent and apparent final album is their best work ever and it's fucking awesome. that's metal, you might like it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p4tQUBtsBw

>>7515995
soon~

>>7515999
uwu

>>7515997
real RL ones > real internet ones

>>7515977
You can't expect people to dislike others based on your own experiences with them

Ahh I made a gif for Evangeline but now she isn't around :/

>>7515991
She acted really shitty to me, so i retaliated.
And if you had knowledge of the situation, she knew exactly what buttons to push to make me feel suicidal.
She well deserved what was said to her after what she did.
I can inform you that I'm not exaggerating though.
>>7516001
I don't expect people to dislike her.

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>>7515991
l o l

what was that discussion about splitting progynova doses yesterday
is that what i should be doing? half at morning half at night just like spiro?

>>7516010
Yes for sure

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>>7516006
You're so cute <3

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>>7515983
Ty, she's an official attention whore now, too.

>>7516006
Isla, have you slept tonight?

>tfw sad so go watch qt with a nice accent play pinball for the umpteenth time

>>7516013
I know I am ^=^
>>7516016
Im gonna sleep in a few hours, why?
I had to fuck up my sleep schedule so I can enjoy the first day of MAGfest ^^

>>7515998
Mh hip hop is mostly dead for me
Reminds me too much of my gangsta thugboy repression phase
Pathetic chapter

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>>7516006
>someone said something mean to me so I should be mean back then!
your age really shows
if you're referring to that one time in the thread she went at you a little and you took it as an excuse to say very nasty things
>>7516008
what you want fagboy

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>>7516016
omg i want to pet your cat

>>7516022
^=^ teehee

>>7516024
>a little
https://niceme.me

>>7516016
Didnt u want a doggo tho?

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>>7516024
abuse

>>7516026
>Caring what people say about you

>>7516029
It wasn't necessarily what was said about me. It goes beyond that cutie.
You should learn from her and what she said, maybe you could really get to me.
>>7516025
^=^ hehe~~

>>7516023
get over yourself rap is great.

>ywn meet Rose at a pinball place in London
feelsbadman

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>>7516030
You're just an emotional child.
No interest in you <3

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>>7516026
I think you told me to so I'll tell you to
stop being up your own ass
especially with that victim complex
go look at the archive

>tfw selfmedding wannabe transsexual

>>7516031
Olay :/

>>7516037
>transsexual

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>>7516022
You seem a little grouchy is all, its a bummer some one was mean to you when you were suicidal tho.
I assume you're not anymore since you told me you stop hurting yourself.
Id cry if you disappeared, Isla :(.

>>7516025
She' appreciate it, god knows I don't give her enough attention.

>>7516028
Still do, I've had my cat for years tho, she's like 4 now, I got her only a couple months after moving out of my parents house.
I was talking to my ex the other day and he brought the dog up and I was like, "I can't even handle the attention a cat demands, how the hell could I take care of a dog?" And then I sidetracked into how Id be an incompetent mother, too.

>>7516039
Okay*

>>7516043
Sweet, even unsupervised? :^)

>>7516035
Thats a silly suggestion.
You don't know what she knows, and thats simply that.
Its okay that you don't have an understanding of what happened, just don't pretend you do.
>>7516034
aww :(
thats no fun chara
>>7516043
Nah, it was a lot more of a complicated situation.
Has to do with why I tried to kill myself in august, and why I had a lot of mental issues. Prodded at it, and pretty much mocked it in a really subtle yet extremely effective way.
But yeah, the mention of her does make me grouchy and for good reason.
Dw tho, I won't disappear moapie ^_^

i want isla to disappear all over my butt

>>7516046
Reminder that you started this whole thing, you didn't have to just because someone mentioned pookie's cute.

You understand other people wont get it, why bring it up?

>>7516048
lmaooo

Guess WHO'S Drunk?

>>7516043
Cats sound hard to take care off
U need to train them to not be fat housecats and that sounds hard.
Id like to get a big dog who can protect me if i train them someday.

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Heating's broken

Snek is cold

Send cuddles

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>>7516053
Meee

>>7516050
I said something simple, and others attempted to expand on it.
I agreed, but said it wears off after a while.
>>7516048
wtf

>>7516053
Not me :(

>>7516055
Hide under a rock and spend the winter there, that's how snek do

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>>7516055
Are you a wolf or a snek?

>>7516059
Hiding under blankets

Still cold

And lonely

>>7516060

I'm wrapped in as many layers as possible

>when you think about school and you want to puke because of anxiety
haha I am failing every course this year kill me

>>7516062
Hugg snolf

>>7516056
Yaaaay

I've been drinking chiavennasca ~all afternoon~ with my girl friends at the winery! And now I'm asleep.

>>7516064
Lol same
At least im going to norway in may and staying in greece all april so i have an excuse for only following one course till then :^)

>>7516067
I wish I had an excuse
I'm just a disappointment

>>7516066
Oh sleep well

>>7516069
Did u shave ur beard ?

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>>7516045
Sure, and then we can go off exploring in the woods!
Did you know that something like hundreds if not thousands of people go missing in arizona every year? Lots of forest and desert to explore, I guess...
Thank goodness I have a shovel and rope to make sure we never get stuck in the mud and trapped out there!
Oh, and since we're on such good terms, can you call me Asuka?

>>7516046
:(
I can understand that, there are more than a few people I find unsavory on here. Ill dislike her on your behalf, Isla, thats just the kind of friend I am.
And good, I need you to be around for the next time I go visit California!

>>7516065
ty ty

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>>7516056
vodkaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>7516071
r u srs?

>>7516069
is she srs?

>>7516070
You too!

>>7516071
No why would I
Shaving makes me sad.

>>7516077
h-huh? She's no surgery

>>7516073
LMAO

>>7516077
I wish i wasnt
>I dont wanna shave cus my chin will show and its too manly

>>7516079
..............,..........

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>>7516073
i always wanted to be killed by a serial killer

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>>7516057
you were purposefully antagonistic
you could have just ignored the post and kept to yourself, it had nothing to do with you
but you couldn't help but say something mean at the chance to

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>>7516076
Vodka makes me cry...

>>7516082
Noone knows I'm a tranny anyway so I can't tarnish the reputation.
Just let me be less sad about my chin :^)

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>>7516054
She's not too bad now that shes not a kitten, she mostly just whines at me and lays around. Like right now shes whining at me because she wants out.
I dont have a big enough home for a big dog, a pomeranian would alert me to any danger and then I could deal with it tho! Ive got a gun, pepper spray, and lots of blunt objects- I don't need no man!

>>7516076
>intoxicated with chara when
I'd even wear a fursuit that you can strangle me when you're bored

>>7516085
Vodka makes me puke
I once drank two bottles, shit myself while passed out, woke up in the ER

Repressing is fun ^^

>>7516086
God ur retarded lol
U better shave by the time i see u

>>7516088
I've always wanted a german shepherd to train to be loyal and protect me from mean ppl. But it would be impractical.

Ur cat sounds cute, stroke her head for me once will you?

My therapist helped me feel really good about myself yesterday!

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>>7516085
oh nice talent.

>>7516089
uhh lol

>brand new
>20 gbp each

._.

>>7516073
no don't dislike her on my behalf >_<
thats not what i want omg
but yeah, i will be here!!
>>7516084
I don't always post when i have the chance y'know
no need to be a goof and say things you don't understand

>>7516090
WHY
Explain to me why I should shave if all it does is make me feel worse
All you do is say I'm stupid for it but not why and I don't get it

>>7516090
>I once drank two bottles, shit myself while passed out, woke up in the ER
I did this with whisky, and when I passed out I fell on my face and broke my nose.

>>7516090
...

no comment

>>7516092
By comparison, gin makes my giddy, and rum makes me mischievous and lusty...

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>>7516094
Whoops

>>7516096
It'll grow back

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>>7516079
Iktf

>>7516102
I know
Then what's the point :^)
I don't see how that's an argument for shaving in any way
It makes me feel bad for a while and then it's back to the status quo. No upside whatsoever.

>>7516092
Is that a good or bad uuh

>>7516100
oh..

>>7516096
Ur too attached to ur repressionbeard

Cis girls can have wide chins but not beards. Keeping the beard till ffs is dumb as well. You need to start doing shit for ur transition.

>>7516097
Well, you got off worse than me at least :/
I smashed my head on the floor, landed on forehead and not nose thankfully

>>7516100
:D

>>7516010
>>7516012

No, take all the dose in the morning, the estrogen spike mimics naturally what your ovaries would and more estrogen becomes available for your body in that big spike than what a split dose offers.

Study related indicating the difference between a one dose and a spaced every other night dose.

http://www.ajog.org/article/0002-9378(81)90101-0/abstract

>>7516096
I agree with this but also I feel like I get more moments when being a dumb tranu seems other than abysmal, when I shave. But then it's so much less stressful to just use, like, a trimmer and once over it. No razor or having to check for missed spots etc.

wtf oryx is cute as a boy

>>7516107
You won't shave your face but you're willing to grow tits
I wish I could dissect your brain, I'd win a nobel prize

>>7516111
>You need to start doing shit for your transition
I'm too sad to do something that doesn't cost money and too poor to do anything that does (except hormones)
If I shave my beard I still look like a guy anyway so it doesn't matter.
There is no point.

>>7516110
Drinking with me is like spinning the roulette wheel of emotially broken tran, either you're gonna get groped, or deal with endless tears

>>7516115
Oryx is cute as a gril

>>7516112
Sublingual tho
I feel like this make a difference

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Hey people, you all okay??

I'm going out drinking with my sister tonight, should be interesting to see how that works on cypro and anxiety meds, especially since i've noticed gay dudes have started hitting on me

I wish I could get ffs soon and would actually start to look like a girl rather than just a cute boy desu

>>7516055
wew that's a fluffy snek
cudds

>>7516096
>>7516105
idk about you but having much body hair, especially facial hair, is like a high level trigger for dysphoria for me. i can barely look in a mirror unless I've shaved
i even started epilating my arms as well desu

>>7516121
hi chloe
>>7516119
tru

>>7516108
both

>>7516118
not interested then.

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>>7516115
That pic was years ago

>>7516119
=}

>>7516121
What specifically dyou wanna change abt ur face

>>7516112
Mh so progy in the morning and cypro in the evening?

>>7516114
>But then it's so much less stressful to just use, like, a trimmer and once over it. No razor or having to check for missed spots etc.
Also this
That's really not my issue though, I just hate my chin and if there is a beard on it I can pretend it's not there

>>7516116
Well yeah
I can shave my face at any point in time and I obviously will before I come out but until then I might as well try and feel not terrible about myself.

>>7516121
Yeah but I'm not a tranny and just transitioning ironically
I don't get dysphoria unless I shave lmao

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Fur :3

How the fuck am I this gay yet also this ugly?

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Am I a "chaser" if I prefer women who are less curvaceous and have small boobs?

Asking for a friend.

>>7516121
ty ty

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>>7516083
Gosh you speak so openly about it its like you don't want to get murdered at all!

>>7516095
Is she part of dollface's clique?
We'll watch NGE together.
What board games do you like? I love Go and Chess. We could play warhammer 40k if you wanted, but that's like a skill you have to learn before you can play lol.

>>7516090
Big dogs are impractical, unfortunately. I want a little dog to baby!
She's a cutie, really small.
Ill pet her for you~

>>7516128
dont, the last escapade only just blew over

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>>7516121
Do not drink you are taking medication. Also CUTE!

>>7516128

>>7516128
Do you own a whole suit?

>>7516131
Yes.

>>7516129
same
I think its because I have feminine facial features like full lips, large eyes and a tiny nose on a masc af face/skull

>>7516133
Holy f you are cool and look good

>>7516120
Oh right, I take sublingual micronized estradiol valerate and I assume everyone has access to it.

Progynova isn't micronized, Nevermind.

>>7516133
damn your cat looks pissed in that picture

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>>7516136
Nope just partials
>>7516133
You look really nice!
Gosh dang I like girls

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>>7516139
the fuck is that

>>7516124
you are attractive as a male tho
>>7516133
>>7516133
dk if she is
but that doesnt matter
we can watch NGE
i like Monopoly and thats like the only board game ive rlly played much >_<

forgot my trip
i swear i do this everyday

>>7516122
hey isla ^-^

>>7516125
jaw shape, shrink my nose in half, reduce brow bone, also make my head less long in general but I don't think there's a surgery for that

>>7516135
t-thanks! and i'll try to limit it to 1 drink!

>>7516144
>sublingual micronized ev

Wtf how

>>7516147
i think the organs are spilling out..?

>>7516150
Ahh yeah i see whyd you want ur nose shrunk but i didnt see any brow bone and your jaw isnt that angular right?

>>7516149
Should I detransition.

Jeez for living in a third world shithole I'm seeing I have better acces to higher quality estrogen and injectable progesterone than what everyone gets in the first world.

Maybe I'll set up my little business to counter inhouse pharma and other sites for self medders.

Would anyone be interested?

>>7516156
yes you should

>>7516156
no
>>7516150
how u

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>>7516151
Shrinking flashlight

>>7516157
I feel like shipping to yurop would suck
I just wish qhi sold injectable EV :(

What's /mtfg/ up to rn?
>>7516157
You should do it.
>>7516156
Why would you want to do that?

>>7516157
i would be interested, but it probably wouldnt be easy

>>7516157
If you'd counter their prices too fuck yes pls

I wish I could press the button from that comic and turn into a girl because I don't think I have the mental fortitude to transition and I'll contribute to the tranny suicide numbers

>>7516158
What do you really look like

>>7516164
Some Hungarian I used to work with said I should. I forgot why.

>>7516173
Yeah me too
I just won't go full-time for a long time I think

>>7516169
Just something I ask occasionally.

Is prometrium a good progesterone?

>when some dumb slut I am friends with on facebook is more emotionally capable than you and you cry more

>>7516182
Delete fb

>>7516183
But I want to see memes

>>7516185
>fb memes

>tfw want nose piercing NOW but too scared two piercings on the face will mess with norway job

>>7516174
who knows

>>7516155
nose is by far the worst
browbone is there if you look from a side angle
and while I didn't really notice it as much of an issue i've had several people in passgen point out my jaw before, so maybe there's something up there?

>>7516179
prometrium is just micronized progesterone, so I would guess so
if you're on cypro you shouldn't need a progesterone anyway

>>7516164
good thanks!
mum and sister are really nice since I came out,
dad has gone from fits of anger and denial into trying to take quotes from the bible to tell me god must of made me trans for a reason lol, even though he knows I don't believe that stuff
but guess its an improvement on the anger and arguments tho

anyway, are you doing okay??

>>7516189
get a clip on

>>7516188
Special Meme Fresh is top tier memes desu

>>7516189
Can't you just take 'em out when working?

im dysphoric and scared to sleep, I feel like just listening to people talk or something to feel normal idk, this is a new feel for me. Anybody here know any podcasts or interviews or something they can recommend?

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>>7516168
How does qhi ship to europe tho? Where are they even based?

Can you post a pic of what a qhi package looks like? Or could you send them to me:

Email
[email protected]
Skype
Alessiafova

Ok first one who does this solid for me gets a 1 free of this baby on their first shipment.

I'm already gonna send a ten pack to a popular poster here to see how customs handles it.

>>7516193
You don't need fb to view their stuff

>>7516195
4 nerds save the universe

>>7516196
They're in the UK
which sucks if you're in the UK without a script

>>7516196
>injectable somethings

Injectable what's though?

>>7516177
Oh, Well ok.

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>>7516196
Nothing interesting to see on their packages

my qhi packages always come from spain, anyone know what's up with that??

>>7516157
yeah if it's cheaper than the current costs sure

>>7516174
well dont
>>7516191
hey im glad they are ok
also, yeah my mom does that too
she means well
she was never angry though
im doing ok
>>7516195
Chef john from foodwishes.com
food wishes on yt

>>7516203
Pic related:

1 ampoule containing 150 mcg progesterone and 10 mg Estradiol

Which by the way, dihidroxiprogesterone reduces cancer risks associated with taking oral estrogens.

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>>7516191
I just dont know how your jaw is bad or how it can be changed

But rhinoplasty and brow reduction are like less than 10k in yurop so u can make it ez

Also, cypro is a progestin but does that mean progesterone wont help at all? Idk need more research, still early for me anyway

>>7516192
LAMe

>>7516193
Not sure if 5 mobths is enough to get the hole to not close in 7 hours

>>7516196
I think qhi is in ireland?? Or scotland. I cant send a package, im not home, but this is their progy and cypro

>>7516210
Okay what exactly do I need to do for this?

>>7516210
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I mean, if it makes it through European customs I might be interested...

>>7516198
>>7516209
thanks girls. idk if these are my thing but I'll try em out.

all that lovely food im intolerant to ;_;

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>>7516208
they always ship from spain iirc, theyre selling spanish generics most of the time

>>7516210
>dihidroxiprogesterone reduces cancer risks associated with taking oral estrogens.

I only remember prog reducing cancer risk in uterine tissue, do you have a source for that

>>7516212
Hmm idk about that either since I'm not a pierced degenerate :^)

>tfw you have no idea if you actually pass or not at all
Strangers generally ma'am me, even though I don't resemble a woman. I'm in boymode and live in a conservative place... nobody calls me a "faggot" though or treat me as such. What is wrong with people then?
>look like a metalhead
>be around six feet tall
>have a tolerable female voice though
>wear jeans and hoodies
>have feminine mannerism though
Is it possible to both pass for a manly man and a girl?

>>7516210
Sent u a pic on skype bby

>>7516212
Nvm QHI is based in London

>>7516216
P sure they ship from gb to me, i get english generic cypro and dutch progy

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does HRT change your natural scent? like, does it become more feminine?

>>7516224
Nope

>>7516208
Even if they're not cheaper, they're better quality!

And like you're helping out one of the members of your community, desu.

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>>7516143
Dawh ty <3
I try

>>7516145
My cat has two moods:
Appeased
Annoyed

>>7516146
Dawh ty Red, glad to see you posting around again!

>>7516149
You might have picked up on it, I know Im super subtle about it, but Im kinda crazy in love obsessed with NGE.
Im not a fan of monopoly it takes foreverrrrr
Ill bring a friend, well play Settlers of Catan.
That's the best board game!

>>7516156
No you'll be miserable.

>>7516173
Transitioning is like swimming across and ocean.

>>7516229
>best board game
You mean Risk?

>>7516228
>like you're helping out one of the members of your community, desu.
I'm poor...

>>7516229
well
i have my different oensss
but whats it like? o:
>>7516215
gl^^
and that sucks :c

>>7516240
I was naughty today and gave in to bad foods, I think that's why I feel so poopy ;~;

thanks though ^-^

only 1 (one) month to go until my psych appointment, and I'm getting more and more emotional every day. pls delet T and send qts thx

>>7516222
Thnks!

>>7516216
Huh?, it might have been that one desu. I just remember reading that oral estrogen should be taken with dihidroxiprogesterone to reduce cancer risks but I forget what cancer specifically.

>>7516214
I'm going to need a test address who's willing to split the risks 50/50.

>>7516212
Thanks!

>>7516206
It's just a bubblebag filled with stuff.

Do you have to provide like a receipt or script or something?

>>7516234
So am I lol.

Im scared of lasik because i wanna get it but im scared the dark circles around my eyes arent cus of glasses and not wearing them will just make me look uglier

>>7516248
>Do you have to provide like a receipt or script or something?
No
They say you need to fill in a form or something but they never asked me to do that so they just sent my meds after I sent the money lol

>>7516248
I wanna be your test address ;_;

HEY THREAD

What's the current price of thai SRS + flights and accommodation?

>>7516248
I can do that when I get back from morrocco, butif it gets me in trouble with the authorities, I'm not sure it's worth the risk...

>>7516259
Like around 20k

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>>7516246
awh t hat sucks :c
glad yer feeling ok
send qts???
how
here is qts

>>7516248
qhi you have to sign an indemnity form or something
i dont understand legal stuff but yeah, thats prettymuch it

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I have a game plan
for the first time ever
and it doesn't rely entirely on luck

>>7516263
well shit

That means if I spend nothing for the next 3 years, I just about have enough...

N33tbux does not really cover this kind of thing.

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>>7516229
My boyfriend hates cats, so that dream is dead.
But i'll probably get a dog.

He's also unaware of my animal history which should make it easier.

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>>7516269
prostitution and cam shows

>>7516264
t h i c c

>>7516248
With Bank transfer you don't need to do anything.
You just fill your basket enter your email address and get an email with details for you Bank transfer formular.
Bump for >>7516258

>>7516264
silly girl, ur qt, send urself c:

on another note is it weird that I find a pic like that to make me """"dysphoric"""" because it feels like it is supposed to entice the viewer into sticking their penis in that very cute vagoo

>>7516272
That would count as supplimentary income and mean that I'm no longer viable for dissability aid.

>>7516269
Yeah.
Plus u need to get papers from a psych and 1 year RLE.

I have a plan for saving up this money but it involves free student loans and a lot of work.