You're at the club and this guy smacks your boyfriend's

>>7511686
Wonder why some random dude just high-fived me

>>7511686
what club
what boyfriend

>>7511686
Smack his, see how he likes it.

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>>7511686

Shoot him, shoot my boyfriend, and then shoot up the whole nightclub before finally killing myself because it's not okay to be gay.

:)

>>7511716
This. Maybe see if the bf is down for a threesome.

>>7511763

https://youtu.be/i_Hlay-ZOwA

Forgot to add this

:^)

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>>7511686
>slaps the back of my hand
Ask him what's up.

>>7511716
>>7511801
Why are homosexual males such degenerates? Are they not able to control themselves?

>>7511686
Give my boyfriend the space he needs to reel in this amazing creature then experience the best 3-way we've had since last weekend.

>>7511686
B-but I'm the bottom.
You should slap my ass, b-baka!

>>7511801
>>7511939
I feel like this is the most likely outcome

>>7511686
Tell him to apologize before we have to take it outside

I expect same treatment.

>>7512481
Are you a gay male or are you a wannabe anime girl? Those two things are not the same and contradict each other. You are either trolling or you are a repressed trans girl.

>>7511686
my bf is a 9/10
i'm probably a 7/10

he gets hit on all the time
i just talk to my friend and try to ignore it
then i sneak into the bathroom and watch them have sex in the next stall
feels bad man

>inb4 you're literally a cuck!
i know but i get to fuck a 9/10 whenever i want

>>7511763
Keking eternally

i think I'd be really mad. I have never appreciated gay guys. If I actually had a boyfriend I doubt he'd be interested in such a masculine dude.

If he was into me then yes three way please. Especially if my boyfriend was ftm because penis ranks below only "companionship" in my desires. But as much as I'd love a well hung Adonis in the sheets/spit roast with my boyfriend, I can't imagine a masc fag as pictured being anything but a degenerate narcissist and I wouldn't want my boyfriend taking dick anyway (desu I have no idea how the weirdo mtf +ftm relationships work out sexually, dysphoria anyone)

>>7514853
>weak

>>7514875
>I can't imagine a masc fag as pictured being anything but a degenerate
>judging a book by its cover

wew lad
you have a lot to learn

Ask him if he can smack my ass next.

>>7514893
I mean I give them all chances but they keep proving my preconceptions accurate so whatever

>>7511686
I shitpost on the internet because I wouldn't be in a club and I will never have a boyfriend.

>>7511848
They're really not. Faggots are subhuman trash.

If I'm more masc than my bf, I tell him to fuck off, if my bf is more masc than me, he tells him to fuck off.

>>7514893
>implying anyone who looks like that isn't a self-absorbed degenerate subhuman

wew lad
you have a lot to learn

Lobby for a threesome because based on the premise of this thread, i am more desirable than my bf. even tho i am not attracted to this guy that much, we can still try and have fun.

>>7511699
Under rated fpbp

>>7511848
Nope. Not really. It's threesome time, baby, ain't nothing wrong with that.

Mag dump into his chest and suicide before the cops show up.

>>7519605
atta boy

You could also just glass him I guess