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2bf
ive already kissed my cousin this year i dont need to do it on new years too

just spent 10 minutes stalking gay college peers and feeling lonely. social media is a plague

I don't drink and I don't have a bf.

b-but I will next year!

>>7491307

Deleted Facebook age 16 never looked back

[spoiler]I deleted it in a panic because I accidentally chose gay porn as my profile but I'll pretend it's because I'm above social media peasants. I hope spoilers work on this board [/spoiler]

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>>7491318

For all the shit gay people get about being polygamous mindless fuck apes, being in a monogamous relationship with a boy is so rewarding. Best of luck me dude

>>7491332
It's so rewarding because it's rare.

>>7491374

That's why I'm ok being celibate for this one while we are away. He's just a really good catch and I owe so much to the mutual friend who made it possible

>>7491400
good 4 u
but also because i live for the drama i hope he's out sucking as much dick as possible while you're being celibate

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>>7491413

Iunno that would really make me sad and I would probably revert to nymphomaniac mode to drown out how upset I would be. But from an objective point of view thay would be soon good irony lol

>>7491318
>I don't drink
Good.

>>7491280
never had a boyfriend

I finally scored my first boyfriend. I'm happy but he's giving off red flags like crazy for continuing to flirt with other dudes while we're together. He says I'm the only one but he's openly using Grindr to make gay friends. Except they're asking him for body pics and sending him lewd videos. I talked to him about this today but if it comes down to it, I might have to dump his ass.

Which sucks too because I invested so much time into this relationship just for it to end. Plus the sex is amazing.

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>>7491899
Aaaw young love. So retarded.

>>7491899
RIP

Date me instead. I'm cool.

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>>7491230
i dont have bf


i dont even know how to get one how do i get people to like me

>>7491941
Are you by chance from California and or in college?

>>7491899

That's not good. My bf kinda warns me not to make gay friends and it pisses me off a bit because I have self control. I don't share pics or even take an interest in the dudes. We are talking like just skype buds to talk to for fun, not the shit bagging yours is doing.

You'll end up dumping your bf soon. He's a nymphomaniac and will cheat on you.

>>7491986
No. I'm a fucked up European shutin. On the plus side though, I wouldn't cheat on you. So I'm basically A-material, baby.

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>>7491998

There aren't enough fags in Europe for you to pick from? Did the Islamic hordes kill them all?

>>7491991
The day I found out he's cheating on me is the day I will break things off. I think he's just overly sexual and needs validation because he was raped. He's super insecure about himself too but I don't know how to help him other than saying that I like him for who he is. He won't believe me either which is frustrating.

I think I'm just in this for the experience. He's never been in a relationship before either and I think we can make this a learning experience for the both of us. It's the least I can do since he taught me how to kiss.

>>7492028

Well fair enough, but be careful. Make sure he tests negative now if you haven't made him test. Asking my boyfriend to test was really difficult to do but he wasnt offended and did it.

Realize if he cheats on you then that can potentially hurt you too. You don't want HIV bb. Fucking grindr sloots is like swabbing your dick in a slimy petri dish, and if he gets infected then the three months after he does he has a super high chance of passing it on to you since the viral load skyrockets.

what does clownshoes look like again

Anyone has a straight friend who knows you're gay yet is a little TOO comfortable around you?

I know it's nice when straight dudes don't mind that you're a fag, bu it's hard for my gay brain to deal with this specific situation.
I have this really really hot straight friend – who I secretly want to marry and spend the rest of my life with – and even though he knows I'm a complete faggot he'll do weird shit like undress right in front of me, hug me from behind and whisper in my ear. Is this common/normal? Idgi.
Why isn't he afraid that I may be attracted to him? I mean he knows he's hot. Girls are all over him.
Why doesn't he mind inviting me over to his house and letting me sleep on his bed right next to him? Also he'll pretty much roll over me in the middle of the night and start breathing on my neck. Then I get a hardon and push him away.

Goddamnit I'm gonna rape this guy. He's literally asking for it

>>7492067

Two options.

1. He is bisexual or gay and wants a good dicking

2. He is a reprehensible attention whore and you are giving him attention unparalleled by women so he likes that as a way to feed his ego

>>7492067
Tell him your situation. Straight dudes like to tease you because it makes them feel better about themselves. He's gets off of your attention.

Trust me. I know someone like this. He's a friend but he got SUPER flirty when I told him I'm gay. He sends me shirtless pics of himself to me and a Snapchat of him taking a piss. He messed me up real bad but there was nothing there.

>>7492067
I knew someone like that in high school
He did exactly that to a mutual friend who was gay and treat him like a girl, probably because he was acting accordingly as one, lol

But jesus dude don't rape him or anything like that, that's just wrong without any actual consent or verification he's gay/bi and wants it

>>7492067
This is so fake
Guys goof around

But this is just wishful thinking

>>7491943

Get more social my man. We are on 4chan so it's safe to say you are not socially inclined as the general population

>>7492055
If memory serves me correctly, Clownshoes is a 25 year old Brit who lives in his moms basement

So likely very unpleasant and grotesque, though I have never seen an actual photograph of him

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I'm currently stuck inside a military base, but my boyfriend promised me we'll skype at midnight so I've that to hope for.

why do the gays always have such smelly breath?

>>7492325
idk

>>7492325
Gargling dicks gives them halitosis

>>7491899
This is natural honey, there's nothing wrong with wanting more gurlpalz and boys will be boys so there will be pictures involved. You're not going to find anyone worth dating who doesn't do this sweetie, sounds like you need to open your mind a little bit

>>7491320
I deleted my facebook because I got one when I was going through my cringey phase. I looked at it a couple years later and deleted it.

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DELETE YOUR FACEBOOK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbS-dKD4c9I

>>7492426
But I use it to cruise closet cases who leave their sexual preference blank

Grindr, Craigslist and what else are good for hook ups?

>>7492366
I'm not trying to keep him from making friends. In fact, I want him to make friends since he doesn't have a lot. But he seduced a guy on Grindr to send him lewd videos. He also complained to me how he felt hurt when guys ignored him on Grindr when he sent body pics. Also his ex-love is getting jealous and is texting him again.

He tells me I'm the only one but I can't bring myself to trust him. At the same time I like him too much to just leave him so I'm going to keep the mess for now.

>>7492575
I'd dump him. I give total commitment to my boyfriend and if he started to flirt with other guys, boom, dumped. ESPECIALLY if pics are involved. Sure, it'd suck horribly, but you gotta do what you gotta do. Luckily he's like me so the chances of that happening are next to nothing.

He's not worth your time if he can't have the self control to give everything to you. You're better than him. If you can't get him to stop, dump him and let him be a slut somewhere else. He's obviously not mature enough to be in a relationship, where it's just between you and whoever you're dating.

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>>7491307
Just stalked my crush and he's a fucking furry like me but more rapid, gonna try to get yiffed for new years or at least makeout

I had the biggest yooooooo on the reveal, did not see that coming

>>7492679
Thank you anon. I talked to him about this and he was sorry about making me feel uncomfortable. He gave very curt responses when I texted afterwards but I think he's just processing things.

I hope he stops. Beyond his overly sexual behavior is an insecure yet sweet boy who has been hurt in the past. I would hate to lose him but I will drop things if it comes down to it.

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Does anyone else shitty bf but you'd feel bad leaving him

>>7492553
the dumpster
jumping into a garbage truck
walking around africa naked
y'know, the usual

>>7493184
no lmao that sounds so pathetic
he may actually have a shit personality, but his dick is great and he fucks all sorts of liquids out of me so i can't complain bb

I have work at 6am tomorrow so I'm not even going out. Also no bf because my feelings w/r/t relationships randomly swings from thinking it'd be nice to not having any interest in forging emotional connections and being vulnerable so I just don't even bother trying to find one.
Also everyone sucks anyway and i don't want to fall into the trap of seeing someone as i want them to be instead of who they are just so i can have a bf

>>7491494
Rasheed.

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>>7492801

Furry as in fursuit or just like the porn? The porn is fine I guess, dressing up is weird.

>>7493861
probably fursona tier, no actual suit but the profile pic was a few art variations of the same furry.
Im just into porn.
he does follow people who have suits

>>7494114

The porn is pretty hot. I would never tell my boyfriend that but only because he doesn't even know quite what a furry is. Furry is just drawn much better than Yaoi. So many muscles and gigantic dicks.

>>7494123
it is, my close friends actually know and sometimes joke about it "you don' fuq the doggo" "2D only" they found out when a friend borrowed my laptop and tried saving and saw my stash. It was funny and scary at the same time

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:(

>>7494177

> don't fuq the doggo

Fuck that's hilarious. You have funny lads as friends

>>7494206

Should do lesbians too then. And bisexuals. Both are pretty """"accepted"""" in comparison with the weird letters that all come after B. LGB should split from TQIA+ or whatever the acronym is now. But we are still lumped there so whatever I guess.

Try talking about your boyfriend to your straight male friends. They think it's either gross or put up with it enough to say it's cute but in reality they are at best tolerant of it.

>>7494206
Those students campaigners are cis, straight and white.
The people who represent white gay males in lgbt societies are cis, straight and white too.

So why would they put their own cishet white friends out of business?

>>7492271
Joke's on you, I'm 27 now. And as a Brit it would clearly be 'me mum's' basement. Also we don't have a basement. Nailed it otherwise though, good job.

>>7494348
>Also we don't have a basement

Neither does the Alamo but that didn't stop Peewee from being autistic

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My middle-aged 50 year old (gay) godparents offered to take me, an 18 year old shutin, to a gay bar.

Do you think I should go or not? I've never been to a gay bar before, and I'm pretty shy generally. What are they like? Is it weird to go with my pesudorelatives?

>>7494373
Exactly.

>>7494382
Yes that's weird.

>>7494402
didnt you say you haven't left the house in 3 years?

how do you know anything about gay bars?

>>7494407
There's this dealie called common sense. It allows you to discern things innately.

And it's more like six years.

>>7494348
>>7494373
to some of us our bedrooms may as well be the basement

>>7494382
it does sound a bit odd

>>7494382

That is really weird. Your godparents might literally want to get you drunk and fuck you and are taking advantage of you being impressionable and horny. Be careful, but I would turn it down if I were you.

(YOU)s ARE BACK

PRAISE KEK

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>>7494517

CSS fags btfo

Sorry script kiddies your services are now rendered.............moot

>>7494517
They never left for me, chump.

I'm drunk, lonely and self-hating on new years eve. Convince me not to invite some random wasted guy on grindr over to fuck me.

>>7494539

I mean, if he's hot, go for it.

You can have some nice cathartic pillow-talk after sex, and it'll boost your self confidence.

But don't bother hooking up with someone who's ugly, it will only upset you even more.

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>>7494539

AIDS

Regret

Bad experience most likely

Probably won't even care about you, will hop off your butt hole and immediately drive to his next self hating fag to plug on new years

You're already in self hate mode so after a good dicking and petit mort you will hate yourself even more

Pair all these with being drunk and it will be one of your worst nights ever

>>7494517
yay!

>>7494525
don't be like that, they were very helpful

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>>7494562
>don't be like that, they were very helpful

Cmon you know my joke was funny

OK I know it wasnt fine

>>7494539
Is anyone here not lonely and self-hating? Doesn't seem likely.

>>7494489
Well, my bedroom has a window at least.

>>7494593
>Is anyone here not lonely and self-hating? Doesn't seem likely.

Part of being gay is being self hating. Society conditons men to be masculine and then we are considered completely feminine no matter how masc some of us go. I think the masc people are even more self hating, but even we twinks hate ourselves but are fine coming across a tiny bit more non masculine. But there is no such thing as a gay guy without a somewhat bruised ego.

>>7494611
If you say so.

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>>7494616

I'm a doctor Jim, not an entire gay community!

But it is what I've seen almost universally.

>>7494657
I'm entire gay community.

>>7494567
the pun made me smile :)

>>7494593
as does mine but if we had a basement I'd probably be in it, maybe not living in it but It'd probably have a lot of my crap in it

>>7494685
Mm. I usually do it in the toilet personally.

>>7491230
Because he started seeing someone else at the end of November, after spending six months telling me that he wanted to try an LDR with me. Otherwise I'm pretty sure I'd be in his arms right about now.

I want you to know that there is someone who loves you very much.
That's important to know in the "dog eat dog world" in which we live. We
spend our lives trying to earn love and respect and somehow we never seem
to measure up. It's wonderful to be loved without reservation, without
having to earn it. We are loved: not because we are good, not because we
have lived up to expectations, and not because we've tried to live as others
have wanted us to live. We are loved because DemonSeed has put a high value
on our lives in that he will mercilessly crush the soul of His enemies-to keep
us safe!

That is because DemonSeed has a very high purpose for your life!

After 42 years of struggling with the meaning of life and what the
purpose of my life should be, I met a group, CULT OF THE DEAD COW, and they
changed my life. It has been wonderful to be loved unconditionally and to
finally realize the meaning of life itself.

I'm writing you to share this love and to let you know that you are a very
special person in the eyes of cDc. They only want good for you and want to
help you in all of your trials.

The Book Of Cow tells us, "The hardy followers of our mystic path have
strong backs, quick minds, and loyal hearts. cDc is eternal life." If you
haven't already experienced DemonSeed's love, you can by praying this simple
prayer and by believing in your heart that cDc has answered it to the
fullest.

"DemonSeed, I come to you as a sinner. I repent and ask you to forgive
my sin and to come into my heart and take control of my life. Fill me with
your Cow Spirit and enable me to be the person that you want me to be.
Please help me to use others and help me to realize and fulfill the purpose
for my life. Thank you for destroying the souls of others to pay the penalty
for my sin. I accept their sacrifice for my salvation. Enable me by the
power of your Spirit to live a life that will be pleasing to you." Amen.

>>7494704
>just reminded me of that guy who had all the piss bottles bleh
I'm not quite to that level of hermitage yet

>>7494935
>Nice to know Charlie's branched out to new beliefs

>>7491230
I have a bf but I'm already planning on leaving him once I find someone better

>>7495006

Damn thats cold

>>7495019
It sounds that way, but it's not. i've supported him emotionally and financially for years. He doesn't want to get his shit together, just complain about how bad his childhood was.

>>7495042

Sounds like a deadbeat. I'd go insane if I were you.

Does he have a cute butt tho

>>7495095
Yes, good god yes. One of the main reasons we have lasted this long is his hot body.

>>7494382
I'd say go. I've had generally had experiences at gay bars. Gay nightclubs are the one to avoid.

But that's pretty cool. If you have gay godparents that probably means your parents are cool with it. I started going to bars because mine weren't.

>>7494206
There's nothing wrong. That's the truth. A White, homosexual male faces little to no discrimination, is pretty much tolerated and accepted in most environments, can have a career, make his way into a wealthy, suburban area or break the glass ceiling. The oppression we encounter barely justifies the existence of a support group.

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> 5'8" 145-150 lbs
> bmi is pretty low, like 22 or 23
> body fat percentage isnt amazing but it's not skinny fat levels
> nice butt
> no carbs
> drink shitload of water every day
> walk a lot
> sprinting for that butt
> STILL CAN'T LOSE FACIAL BABY FAT

I've been literally trying for years. I'm 21 and wanna lose it because it makes me look slobby when I don't shave, and 13 when I do. I could get fit but I inherently don't like masculinity as it relates to my body (I love masculine guys who are not me of course.)

YO

LIKE HELP

>>7495332

I don't disagree personally. But the same can be said for lesbians and bisexuals. We don't have it "easy" but we don't have it hard either. I don't disagree and I'm not a self-victim.

But who is left? Gay people of color? I don't think they are discriminated against for anything other than color among whites, and maybe fellow black people don't like them but a ton of white lesbians aren't going to help them with support much. Bisexuals? They have it the easiest. Trannies? Why are they in a support group with people who can't help them anyways?

I think they just don't like men.

>>7495340
What kind of sprinting do you do?
I see that it builds an ass but don't know how I should do it. Like should I add it into my jogging and sprint with jogging intervals in between?

>>7495369

I don't have the discipline to jog. I stop every quarter mile like "whew I can walk for a bit boys" and then end up walking 2 of my 3 miles. Pathetic, I was a 6:20 mile as a freshman in cross country (which was actually one of the worst times. My peers were all in the 5s and one was in the 4:40s).

I sprint 100m at a track basically. Back and forth. Do like 10. Then sprint two 400m (one whole tim around the track). Each time walk a lap after. You will now be really tired. And now you do the steps at the bleachers until you can't do them anymore. I aim for 10 up 10 down. You'll be dead for a while after doing this. Be careful on the steps though, never do them when the steps are wet or if your legs are getting shaky. In fact, wait a month or two after beginning a sprint regimen before doing steps.

Pull ups at the very end if your arms are so skinny they are gross like mine. Like, even twinks should have SOME arm muscle. Then crunches, pushups, stretch. And make sure you stretch at the very beginning of the regimen too.

>>7495340
See if cutting down on sodium does anything. It's one if the main diet things that contribute to retaining water and puffiness

>>7495408

During the semester I live with a family member who cannot eat much salt, so 2 of my 3 meals are sodium low. I can up to three as part of a solution, but I don't think making lunch have slightly less salt will do much. It's not bad asvice, it's just, the pic is with sodium already kinda factored out.

>>7495363
I don't care, and you shouldn't. This isn't of our concern any longer and I've never felt it has been of any use. Since its inception, this group barely made any sense. There's nothing likening us to an “asexual”, a “non-binary”, or a “queer” (I don't even know its meaning), and transsexualism isn't a sexual orientation. We could share our “fight” with, I don't know, discriminated Asian people, or disabled, that it wouldn't be much more of a gap. Even within female homosexuals or bisexuals, there's no actual commerce of affinity. We've been expelled from a group we shouldn't have been part of, and that probably haven't helped us forth. Nothing to worry about.

>>7495442

Oh don't worry I don't care at all. I've never been part of a support group. Being part of a support group wouldn't make my parents less disgusted in me if I happened to come out to them. It's a waste of my time and most gay men's times.

I think coalitions are stupid anyways. You end up figniting for things that everyone in the coalition benefits from. The bigger the coalition, the less common ground and more infighting. If I want a support group I'll hit up grindr and suck a dick for advice :^)

>>7495452
I agree. May I ask you what's your story? You parents aren't aware of your homosexuality? How old are you?

>>7495401
That's a good routine, I don't really have any stairs to do that but I usually do box jumps because aside from being a fag I like to play basketball and would like to maintain my hops. I'll see about doing sprints then, my ass is fat but I want it to be muscles fat not fat fat.

Apparently the Q in lgbtq can also stand for "questioning" rather than "queer". So it's arguably more useful than an the umbrella term inside the umbrella term. A gay or transperson IMO can say they're queer in that they're not cis straight but never only as queer without being lgb or t(or questioning I suppose)

>>7495463

I should probably tripcode because I have been posting in these gaygens for a while and I might even be the person who has posted the most so far in this thread. I actually even started this thread when the other saged. I love gaygen. So cozy.

But anyways. 21 years old as of a few days ago. I am in a super catholic family that treats me like I'm 13 still, which means no privacy ever even though I'm about to take off with my good degree in a semster and move somewhere better. I have been doing some things my parents picked up on a while ago that raised suspicions. Like, why did the mascara go missing? Why do I get mad when my parents ask me about girls? Why do I ignore girls? A girl gave me a number, am I autistic or gay for never responding to her texts when she literally forced her number on me? My parents are hoping it's autism. Obviously its because I am boy crazy and hide it well.

My parents sometimes ask me questions off guard. Why am I looking at a man funny in a magazine? (He was handsome, I said the photography was interesting) An autist asked if he knew me in a pet store when I was with my mom, acted nervous, and walked off. My mom told me he liked my butt which I acted disgusted over. When I was 15 on a trip I was chatting on skype and my dad asked me if I was chatting with a gay boyfriend or finding a gay orgy. I actually wasn't but it came out of nowhere and he was serious and I acted disgusted.

They probably know, but they act like it's not true. I have denied it 30 dozen times. I'm considering telling my mom, bUT she would tell my dad. Once I'm out of the house, since I need my final semster of college, a car to get there, etc. Once I'm out, if they want to take it away, they can. Idgaf. My double major is my ticket to NYC and sexual freedom.

Anyways if I came out gay my dad would tell me to go to conversion therapy as a condition of finishing college.

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An unhappy New Year to all of you, you uncloseted happy positivo's.
May extreme misfortune infest your miserable souls and may you find solace in your despair.

>>7495484

What does the IA in LGBTQIA mean then? Illegal Alien? Surely it could be just M for Mexican

>>7495503
Go to a gay bar. They'll accept you with open anuses and you'll have a wonderful time

>>7495510
Intersex and asexual, respectively.

>>7495512
NO.
It's not about any of that.
It's about people pushing their totalitarian happy ideology.
Thus it is my duty to spread negativity into this world, to ensure that it isn't forgotten.

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>>7495516

I bet you're just so fun at parties :^)

>>7495538
I dress up in drag at parties. Of course.

But everything is booked tonight so I'll only be doing some light turnting

>>7495492
Well, I'm sorry to hear it. I hope you will get freedom and happiness soon. Is there no way for your parents to slowly accept it as a fact, and keep including you within the family?

>>7491230
>Hometown is too homophobic
>Can't identify gays at university easily (LGBTsoc is a muh independent hairdye womxyn pronouns cesspool I'd rather not touch)
>When I can, it's because they're twerking against multiple guys/in drag/effeminately flicking their wrists way too much for my liking
>Majority of peers (straight, gay, and bi) prefer polygamy
>Also could never bring myself to non-monogamous sex/kissing/handholding
>Sometimes a bit socially awkward - prone to being too loud or too distant and quiet
>Don't seem very gay - majority of people I have come out to forgot and needed reminding
It's fine, though; I'm used to being functionally asexual and aromantic at this point.

>>7495637
Are you from Utah? I thought polygamy isn't really something people even there endorsed except the compound LDS clans.

Assuming you're from there

>>7491230
>Why aren't you gonna drink with your boyfriend on new years eve and kiss when 2017 begins?

Because he lives in North Carolina and I live in Indiana, I can't drive, and because my family is homicidally homophobic and they probably wouldn't think twice about shooting me, not only for being gay, but probably also for dating someone 10 years older than me.

Also I have a weird dick thing that will probably take surgery to fix and even though he knows about it I'm terrified to have sex with him.

my bf was gonna spend new years with me and cancelled. hold me, /gaygen/

>>7495752
Hold dis

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does anyone have any idea what these two red dots on my arm could be?
I haven't been getting laid lately btw

I'm scared

>>7495796
Cancer most likely

>>7495796
Vampire bites?
Goseeyourdoctoritis maybe?

>>7495662
Nope, I'm English, and my uni, while being academically god-tier, is very sexually liberal (and liberal generally).
Also, happy 2017 even though it's probably still 2016 for the majority of people here.

>>7495802
Oh god no

>>7495819
I don't have money to go see a doctor
I'm so broke right now

>>7495833
>I'm so broke right now
suck dick for money.

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My boyfriens broke up with me on Christmas Eve, so I guess thats why

My fucking dog is driving me insane because of the fucking stupid fireworks
I could be with my family in another state right now but no I decided to stay home and take care of this dumb bitch. Now she won't leave me the fuck alone.
I locked her in a room because I can't deal with her heavy panting and excessive shaking anymore.

I will never have children
Thank god Im A FAGGOT

>>7496042

Here's a tip, if your dog gets firework, storm, or other event anxiety get your vet to prescribe you something such as acepromazine. I think there might be other meds for anxiety like that, but I can't remember.

NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS ARE BULLSHIT BUT I SWEAR TO FUCK I WILL GET A BF

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>7496042
Why do you have a dog when you're so clearly a terrible dog owner? This may surprise you, but dogs are scared of fireworks.

>>7495791
you know I would clownshoes

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>>7495549

It's probably a thing where it's either closet or be looked at like a failure and made to electroshock. There isn't much spectrum. I was pretty sloshed tonight and almost came out. Drinking is new to me and it makes me feel like I have the flu except I talk a lot. I had like 3 pints/glasses or whatever of beer on an empty stomach which is a good amount I guess.

I have a feeling my boyfriend is out sucking dick and isn't telling me long distance. Serves me right. I didn't go to see him because I'm a good son who won't lie about going down south on a trip based on a lie. He's probably drinking and will cheat on me if not tonight then in the future. He says he loves me and I love him back but I think he can't wait much longer. If he cheated on me I'd almost just be ok with it now. I've been shirt changing him sex. Distance has been cucking him. I'm a failure as a lover and a son. I'm a piece of shit in general. I feel tonight like I don't deserve to be loved. If I didn't love him I would go out and instead of crying right now I'd go suck some dick. But I am tryinf. Fuck me. Life isn't gonna get better.

Sorry I'm still drink in ng. I'm going to cry again and go to sleep. If nothing else at least I don't feel like a person al abomination anymore. Just a personal failure.

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>was sick on christmas
>sick on my birthday (28th)
>sick now on new year's eve

worst christmas vacation ever

>>7496466
Me too. Do it all the time. We're not so different, you and I.

>>7496642
Me too, heads on fire and can't even enjoy new year fun

>>7496670
Bb let's go watch the ball drop together

>>7496686
I feel like since it's already 4AM the logistics of that would be taxing.

>>7496702
boo what a downer for a clown

>>7496809
My bad. I'll hop in my time machine.

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>>7496855
Now were wrecking the universe, much better

5 mins before midnight

why am i here still

>>7496892
Because you're just as sad as everyone else around these parts.

>>7496894
why am i here still on this earth

>>7496898
What world would you rather be on? Mars? Would be pretty boring.

>turned out im the yandere stalker
scale 1-10 of a bag of dicks should I add my hookup crush on facebook after finding them on new years
its a brand new year gotta start it right

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Happy New Year gaygen! Let this be the year you overcome depression and get a bf!

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>>7496943

More like overcome my budget and buy plane tickets to meet him

Which I am doing tomorrow

Drinkie up boys this is my first new years drunk

>>7496943
Nah.

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I hope everyone gets what they want this year.

>>7496973
What if what I want is for what you hope to not come true?

>>7496957

you would look hot if you had a hairy chest and beard

>>7496973

I'm hoping that...

1. Trump/Repubs revoke Obamacare and makes health insurance not mandatory.

2. Trump/Repubs lower the tax rates for everyone

3. Trump/Repubs revoke gay marriage rights, affirmative action and any special privilege laws.

4. Trump kicks out all muslims with terrorist ties, illegal immigrants, etc.

5. Trump jails the Clintons, Obamas, and anyone else involved in PizzaGate and other crimes against children.


I have a feeling I'm going to get many things I want and America will become great again.

>>7497040

I can't grow either and I'm more of a girly twink anyways. From other pictures it shows better but i am apprehensive about even this very nice corner of 4chan

But thanks. I've had BDD all my life and I haven't looked not ugly until a year ago as a collegw sophmore. Thats a long transformat ion lol

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>>7497068
>There isn't currently a viable alternative to Obamacare and despite its faults would be a critical mistake to repeal it without a fallback
>marriage equality apparently is a burdensome privilege to some
>can't really be enforced
>Jailing political opponents is literally a tactic of banana republic el presidentes and arabic "elected" officials aka the people this old queen wants out
>thinking pizzagate is a thing

Why do you suck so profoundly on every level?

>>7497093
I think around 30 million people will lose coverage when they get rid of Obamacare aka Romneycare aka originally a Republican idea that they randomly decide to hate.

>>7497093

1. A viable healthcare alternative? It's called eating right and exercising. It's called being productive. It's called having faith in Jesus.

2. Marriage has always been founded on the principle of one biological man & one biological woman coming together in union to multiply and have children. LGBT marriage is a joke. Straight marriage without children is a joke too. No one should be able to get married unless they have children first.

3. Pizzagate is real. The evidence is immeasurable if you even dabbed your foot into the reality of the situation. I'm sure you just just checked out a liberal soros funded site like Snopes.com and formed your opinion on it that way, you seem that stupid.

>>7497115
The second point isn't too far off really. I dint care who gets married or not if it were just symbolic but as of now there's tangible benefits to it

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>tfw can't find a boyfriend
>tfw the only guy interested in me is my crazy ex who says he is coming to visit
>tfw i never want to see him again but he's going to start knocking on my door until i'm forced to open it

>>7497124

those tangible benefits were meant for married people with children

>>7497130

maybe your ex has changed
maybe he became more masc and dominant
maybe he is really everything you want
maybe he will be all that you need
maybe you should answer the door and let him in

>tfw spending new years alone in a shitty small town in northern new brunswick
>incredibly hungry but I have no food at home and nothing is open
>very horny but masturbation has gotten old
>boy I'm in love with is in NYC with his family and some old friends, probably having a blast
>sent him a happy new year text but he hasn't even opened it yet
>he probably doesn't love me and never will

such a shitty day to be alive

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>>7497139
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


he's the worst thing that ever happened to me.

he has not changed, he wants to manipulate me. i know him too well.

>>7497154

manipulate you, how?

Honestly tonight I do find myself thinking about love. I'm 18, which is young I know. I'm a virgin, only kissed one dude and it was awful.

I could definitely go out and get fucked for the first time if I wanted to but I always get so scared just thinking about it. And no one on scruff is really that special to me, like they are all strangers.

I really hope one day I can meet a man who I love as a person and vice versa. Examining myself tonight I am once again unsure about what my sexuality really is. I really don't know if I'm truly gay. I know one reason I really like men is because I haven't had men who loved in me in my life since I was young, and I long for that.

Anyways I don't know why I wrote all that shit. I'm sad right now desu. Thinking about a guy I love so so much, someone who loves me too, just not in the way I would have it in my perfect world. I guess that makes me selfish. Also he's really far away.

Fuck.

>>7497173
Because I was really in love with him and still sorta am, and he uses it. He popped back in my life around 6 months ago, loafed around my place doing nothing for 2 weeks, then just left without saying goodbye or anything. He ate almost all my damn food too.

>>7495819
No the correct term for it is sanguinare vampiris

>>7497194

when you really love someone
you're willing to let them go
you shouldn't give up on him
regardless of how much
you may feel used by him

perhaps his head wasn't in the right place
maybe he needed time away to figure things out
a relationship isn't all about you and your feelings

Do gay men never fall in love with women?
If they fall in love with trance, is it bisexual rather than gay?

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>>7497222
Why shouldn't I give up on him? He gave up on me...MULTIPLE TIMES! I know it's nto all about my feelings I tried everything I could to make him happy and it still wasn't enough. I need a new bf who won't treat me like garbage.

>>7494177
Nobody judges for the art, there's a lot of high quality art out there. I don't mind yaoi but it just often isn't up to par quality wise.

>>7497180
Are you sexually attracted to men? It's a pretty easy question. You sound really naive. You don't become gay because your dad walked out on you.

It seems like you have some ideal in your mind, well you can forget that. Love takes work and nobody is perfect. You start as strangers then you build something together.

Find a guy you like, talk to him. If you like him, fuck him. If you get along outside the bedroom and inside the bedroom, then try dating each other.

>>7497265
Traditionally you date people before you have sex.

>>7497166
Don't you like Italian pizza, anon?

>>7497304
I'm not a prude and I don't judge. I've done the wait for a week or two, and I've done it on the first date, depends on the vibe. I like to know if I'm sexually compatible with a person within the first 2 meetings.
If you're unsure about your same-sex attraction, it's best to find out so you don't lead people on imo.

>>7497154
NIGGA OPEN YOUR DAMN DOOR

>>7497323
> sexually compatible

Well then you're a size queen right?

>>7497323
>I'm not a prude and I don't judge
Well there's your problem right there.

>>7497327
Not at all, I'm a top. I don't care about dick size.

>>7497328
ok

>>7497342
What do you mean with sexual compatibility though? I mean you can just ask the other guy if he's a bottom or top before dating.

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Night gaygen, you were my new year bf tonight
Let's shitpost tomorrow

>>7497350
After you've dated a few guys you learn some things. Not everyone likes the same things in bed, shocking, I know. Some guys don't kiss, some don't like to give/receive oral. One guy liked to fight, I literally had to wrestle him into submission to be able to fuck him. I had to keep wrestling him through out, or he would try and flip me over and fuck me. lol It was kind of fun, but I wouldn't want to do that every time I wanted to fuck.

The main issue for me has been the stamina of the bottom, and if the guy is able to take dick well. Some bottoms can't be fucked for very long, and I'm not into causing any pain. I'm more compatible with bottoms that can take dick, cum, and keep getting fucked.

You also have the guys that say they are bottoms, but then you meet them and they say they're versatile/haven't bottomed in a while.

>>7497236

because you're still in love with him
which basically means
you're shooting yourself in the foot
when it comes to getting with another guy
because you still have strong feels for the ex

Yo has anyone found out if Makul's ok? Y'know dickboii

>>7497382
this pic is fucking adorable

>>7495332
white gays in first generation families that are super conservative would have no where else to go to if white gays in general were kicked out of lgbt

>>7497398
Isn't it better to just do one night stuff if you're mostly into sexual relationships? Novelty after a longer time (a year) will wear off and you're just going to go with another guy. I'd say you're wasting time sticking to one person when you place the most importance on sex.

>>7497486
Is he ok?

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>>7495332
>little to no discrimination

this is a very recent phenomenon.
only a few years ago white gay men couldn't marry, couldn't serve in the armed forces and were called faggot and beat up by heteros.
they were fired from jobs as teachers and could be thrown out of their apartments for being gay.
they couldn't visit their lovers in the hospital and they didn't inherit the homes they had lived in when their lovers died.
just because there has been a brief anomalous moment in history when all these bad things were reversed doesn't mean that things can't get bad again or that white gay men have easy lives.
sure, it is harder for lesbian women of color.
look at oprah and whoopi goldberg. they've never been able to obtain any kind of, oh wait, i guess you're just using excuses aren't you?

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My man boobs and body dismorphia give me crippling physical intimacy. My friends are more forgiving and tell me I look fine, but deep down I know im just gonna diet and work out for another 6 months before trying to have sexual relations with other guys.

Funny when I was fat and pretending to be straight, I didn't give a shit what the girls I was banging thought of me

>>7497581
Not a word of this shall reach my eye sight.

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If any of you guys want to hook up, hit me up through Facebook!

/profile.php?id=100014084223127

>>7497545
You're making some strange assumptions. Hooking up, dating and looking for a ltr aren't mutually exclusive. I'm sorry if you feel as though you need to be stuck to some 'traditional' way of doing things. I've meet great guys from hook ups and from dating. In any case, you would want to make sure you are both happy sexually if you are in it for the long haul. I don't meet someone and think 'I hope this guy will end up being my boyfriend', it doesn't work like that. I meet people and get to know them, if we both want a relationship then it takes its natural course.

When you've been in a relationship with the same guy for five years come back and chat with me. You sound like you lack life experience. Sex is a big part of a long term relationship. I place love and trust higher, but without a healthy sexual connection it really won't last.

>>7497618

what is your longest relationship?
why did it end?

all the long-lasting relationships i know say that sex becomes much less prevalent after the first 6 months and that infatuation/limerance is not enough to hold 2 people together.

hello anonymous image board, i have a gross question
when my asshole gapes the bright red thing is visible and almost protrudes out from my anus
do i need to see a doctor or is this business as usual

>>7496518
That's a terrible situation you are, I'm sorry. Is there no way for you to be slowly accepted, as long as you don't ostensively show it? My parents feared I would become a kind of “queen”, lowering myself in drugs, erratic sexual behaviour and nightlife, and that I'd drag them to parades. When I proved them I was a normal being, they got supportive. It will never be fine to them, as yours, I guess, but it's better to conceal my homosexuality once in a while if it helps me to keep in touch with my family. We aren't born to live a regular life, no matter what we do. You should look up, we're young and there's a lot to do in the future. You aren't a failure. Never say such a thing!

>>7497541
One can also get on his own. Why seeking a group? What would it change? People like the adorable young man I've been talking to have a terrible time more because of a terrible family in the first place. I'd take it that getting raised as a straight male in a dysfunctional household is detrimental no matter what's the sexual orientation. What I mean is that, to this point, the threat “we” face is basically the ordinary threat any person faces. If such a youngster has the bad idea to coming out and subsequently got kicked out, there's already plenty of facilities and associations created for that purpose without a need to merge into an abstract “LGBT”. The life of such a young homosexual male is indeed harsh, but particularly harsher than his peers who are homeless because they dated and brought back a Black female lover, or tried drugs and got spotted?

>>7497570
…so it isn't actual anymore. We live in a society where it isn't a relevant burden any longer. Also, if you consider we're still in need of civil representation—a ridiculous idea, I think—then have a group for White, homosexual males set up, because it makes little sense to share our “fight” with the other letters. We don't face a similar discrimination, and we don't seek for similar rights.

>>7497664
>the bright red thing
>trying to be edgy

your rectum is red because it has a high number of blood vessels because it is made to absorb water from your feces.

it only protrudes if you are sticking very large objects (fists) into it and pulling them out.
you don't need to see a doctor unless it doesn't retract, or if there are tears or bleeding.

stop sticking huge things in your ass.
cocks are fine.

>>7497682
it's usually just my finger or vegetables
it goes back, but sometimes a lot of discharge comes out

>>7497653
>what is your longest relationship?why did it end?
I've been with my bf for over 5 years, we still fuck at least 2-3 times a week, more if we both have off work.

It does have its highs and lows, if we are stressed out because of work or family drama, then we don't feel sexual. For me I always try to build a foundation of friendship before I decide to commit to a guy. That way I know we like a lot of the same things and being together won't be a chore. My bf is literally my best friend and lover so it works out.

>>7497618
If you're hooking up or dating other people while in a relationship, you don't have a relationship. You have a sexual partner but no relation.

You can go on all you want about your "5 year relation" if that lie is comforting to you.

I r bad at getting a boyfriend.
That's my excuse. Although the new years party I went to ended up with 2 "straight guys" kissing me, and another 2 coming out they're bi.

There might be hope

>ex bf I'm still into sent me happy NY wishes like three minute past midnight
>aw shit nigga
>write a semi long, sappy reply
>realize it was just a generic "happy ny" text
>realize he probably just sent out a group text to people in his friends list
>regret and shame
Why am I like this?

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Like, comment, and subscribe. x

>>7497486

with all the stuff happening in Turkey
and dickboii being a unrepentant sinner
pray for his/her soul

>>7498084
Don't worry, I'm sure he did it on purpose.

>>7498289
>“the Lord of the Rings”
S-Sorry, I can't…

>>7498504
He hasn't replied in about 16 hours and 20 minutes. ;_;

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>>7498289

i like this post

kissed my cousin on new years again ugh

>>7498536
You say that like its a problem. Whats wrong?

>>7498536
Just fuck him already. You're already fagots. Might as well go with the slippery slope of degeneracy and see where you end up.

>>7498289
>>7498504
>S-Sorry, I can't…

https://youtu.be/iMLtf93BGmI

Dadadaaa daaa daaa daaaaaaaaaaa...

>>7498519
Don't worry, buddy! Let it go, and advienne que pourra.

>>7498542
I don't use YouTube, what is that?

I'll come out in 2017. Maybe.

>>7498548
>I don't use YouTube, what is that?

The Lord of the rings remix song sung and danced by a middle aged yard

Also thanks for replying to me last night. I was the one who posted the rant with the squirtle pic. It was nice having someone to talk to :)

>>7498557

Sorry *sperg not yard

>>7498551
coming out is sooooo 2006

>>7498540
Mostly because it'll never be some sort of consistent sex thing. It's just a giant tease. You'd think incest would be easier 2bh

>>7498557
You're welcome. I'm sorry I couldn't do more to help you, though. I hope you'll go through this hardship.

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>>7498616

Thank you. There isn't much you really can do, or thay anyone but myself can do, really. Believe me, the talking on NYE was all I needed then.

>>7498548
>I don't use YouTube

That's like saying "I don't use google".

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Happy New Year, gaygen!
Who'd you kiss at midnight?

>>7498705
No one. I was in bed before 9. :(

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>>7498548
>I don't use YouTube

>>7498705
No-one, same as every year

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>>7498705
My husband.

>>7498624
I'm glad I could help, then. I hope you didn't get too drunk, that would be reckless of you.

>>7498695
>>7498727
That's appropriate because I don't use it as well.

>>7498705
I was alone…

>>7498738
What do you use?

>>7498735
That's lewd
>>7498713
>>7498727
>>7498738
Don't give up. Find some horny wasted slut today!

>>7498705
(you) senpai

>>7498759
I don't want a horny wasted slut. I want a sweet natured, ugly, insecure bf who is going to be completely devoted to me.

>>7498750
I replace Google with DuckDuckGo when there's nothing else I can do but go on a search engine.

>>7498759
I'm fine with solitude, this period isn't important to me. I'll be working like a slave for six or seven weeks so I won't have any need. Once it's done I'll probably catch some twinks on Grindr.

>>7498765
>sweet natured
yes
>ugly
no mama
>insecure
yeah

>>7498705
my cat because im alone

>>7498770
ayy, me too

even better than that is to just use wget to download files so I dont have to visit websites at all

and make sure you use your neighbours wifi and spoof your MAC address for ultimate comfy privacy

>>7498972
I don't care that much about privacy.

>>7498982
suit yourself

ill be chuckling to myself over here while you get dicked by corporate botnets all day

>>7498995
What do you mean?

>>7498982
hey vespasian what do you look like?

at the moment im imagining an asian version of Veny and holy crap is that an attracrive idea

>>7499053
Who is it? White, male, 23 years old, black eyes, dark hair.

>>7498765
careful those traits also come with obsession. Can you handle a qt bf who stalks your social media and waiting for you to come home

>>7498765
where do I sign up?

>>7499076

Veny is a muscular cub tripfag here with a cute beard

>>7499083
Oh? I'm a cub, too, and have a beard, too.

>>7499084

i love you already desu

sis is still desperate in 2017

>>7499086
I'm flattered!

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>tfw twink
>tfw want to be a qt cub
>tfw cant grow a beard and the gym isnt working out so well

im 18 now. You think its possible for me to become a cub by the time I'm 21?

>>7499154
I don't know, I didn't seek it. You could try to shave, I was told it forces your hair to grow back quicker and hardened. Which work-out are you sticking to?

>>7499159

I did SS then PHUL and went from 62kg (anorexic) to 75kg over about a year. That was good.

But for the last 2 months my gym got bought out by some shitty company who got rid of all the freeweights, so I havent been going and somehow cant be bothered to get a new gym membership. i just feel listless and demotivated.

and that thing about shaving is just a myth, unfortunately

>>7499154

Baudelaire is dope, you a poetry person?

Tfw I could make an amazing cub but I am 21 and cannot grow a single chest hair and my facial hair takes a week to become even a shadow

>>7499173
I'm sorry to hear. You could try an application called “Bodyweight”, issued in the “Freeletics” series. I don't use it myself but it has a lot of exercises which don't require a particular material. Honestly, I don't think you should go on with such a membership. Do you row?

>>7499174
He sure is, I didn't bother asking but are you? I love Charles Baudelaire as well.

>>7499154

18 year olds have plenty of physical maturing to do, you dopey bastard.

>>7499185

nah i dont row. im only 5'9, and i think you have to be like 6'2 to be a rower.

and i know what i have to do - i just need to change to a different gym near me, but for some reason i just cant make myself do it

>>7499174

The Bad Glazier is my favourite.
I mostly read philosophy, but I like some poetry as well. Its just a hobby though, my formal education is in science.

>>7499191
So you think I can just wait it out?

>>7499197
Yeah just like don't take care of yourself for a couple of years (which naturally happens anyways if you go to a grueling college/uni) and you'll become the cub slob you've always dreamed of being.

>>7499197
Why would you need to be this tall? I'm 5'6" and rowing is a consistent element of my training. Have you read “Spleen”? It's my favourite one. Which authors do you read? I like philosophy as well, hence my concerns over Google.

>>7499197
>>7499185

I love the French poets from that era. My faves are mostly American though. I know tons of shakespeare down pat and read phil too. Though my bf is much better than be in phil and it makes me feel like I should catch up

2bh it's like part of you wants to date but every time you go on a date and they open their mouth you realize you can't actually stand human beings outside of work relationships and so you go home and get off to some 2d qts

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Yes, hello gay people...I have a question.

How do I become a gay?

I'm sick and tired of girls and want to be a gay man now.

What do I have to do in order to join? Is there an initiation? A ceremony of some type?

>>7499247
Ok you need to watch game of thrones. Only fags watch that shit.

Second, there is no order, but you pretty much have to be a feminist because duh, we're women but better because we get to keep our dicks.

>>7499247
You need to fill out an application with your local government, then pass an exam at a regulated gas station gloryhole

>>7499237
Is he? None of my partners had any interest in philosophy or literature. It's a shame I can't find a man who has some education.

>>7499251
How can a gay man be a feminist?

That doesn't make any sense...

>>7499268
It's because you aren't actually looking for someone with an education. Those with edumacations definitely aren't slurping cum off bathroom floors sis.

>>7499272
Your existence doesn't make any sense but here you are queen...

>>7499238

That's weird. I actually find normies really adorable. They all act so hard to try and seem unremarkable but you can usually sense if there is something deeper to them, and if there is, you can make them crack and get to know them better. Especially virgin cute bisexual boys. They try so hard to be normie but in reality they are nerds and it's sooooo adorable when it comes out

>>7499247

I'm 21 and gay. I jerked to women until I was 16 since sex turned me on in general. But then I got curious and looked up naked men and immediately switched to that and realized I was repressing and was too afraid to look at naked men earlier. Women kinda grossed me out then too, and they are just neutral to me now, like, "Oh hey, a wet hole inbetween your legs? Interesting. You have a nice haircut also I really like how you applied makeup bb. Now put on your clothes again thanks bb"

Unless you are repressing you cannot "switch" your sexual desires. And even repressing isnt...it's more like overcoming brainwashing from youth. There's a big difference.

Women are great though. Try treating them as friends and you will get more out of your interactions with them. I feel I have much more in common with women than straight guys. Partially because straight guys are all pigs and while I wanna let them fuck me, they never look at me like an equal. More like a half of a man. Like a hobbit, except I wear the ring around my balls and cock and not my neck.

>>7499290
Honestly both autists and normies are boring. Those that can ride the line perfectly? Extremely rare and I'll never find that.

>>7499238
For sure.

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>>7499268

They're all over the place dude lmao. Go to college and take some liberal arts classes. There was a cute boy in my class who I highly desired in my lame-ass Postmodern Fiction class. More than that, the professor was cute in an autistic way and since I really have crushes on teachers in general I kept going to office hours for banal shit to see him. He was realllllllly autistic though. And he was almost certainly gay too.

God I can't wait until this winter break is over.

>>7494177

Yiff is probably the best type of porn in existence DESU.

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>>7499348

I think a number of gay men like gfur. I think it's also a downward spiral, chicken and egg thing. Like, all the best gay porn artists are furry artists. So that makes more gay people like furry porn. Now good artists begin drawing furry porn to capture the market. And so people follow those new artists. I don't think anyone here would look at that shit if it weren't just so well drawn. It's not really that weird, most of it id Yaoi with tails.

>>7499307
I left college, however I don't recall it as a place with more well-read people. As far as I remember, it was mostly an act in which you were expected to demonstrate an extensive and superficial culture, a culture you shouldn't have worked to acquire. People acted like they read everything, and did it effortlessly, almost incidentally. I would love to get a sincere boyfriend with a stern knowledge, a guy who isn't ashamed to say he never read “Moby Dick”, and doesn't roll his eyes whenever a random stranger admits he doesn't know who Thomas Pynchon is.

i have never found a single piece of good art that was neither gfur nor trap porn.

WHY?

i just end up jerking it by looking at the dicks in straighr cartoon porn, and its kinda making me insecure about my sexuality t b h

>>7499370

Ok, fair enough. What you are asking for is rare. The "Pynchman is GOAT yukyukyuk" /lit/ types are common I suppose. I remember being in a classroom and the professor made a mediocre David Foster Wallace joke and everyone went hysterical because they wanted to show they knew who Wallace was. It was pretty eye opening.

>>7499375
The very educated people I know are rarely in academia, but rather folks who ended up reading and writing on their own, or thanks to a parent, with no regular certification. One is a blue-collar worker turned “NEET”, another a butcher with no literary aspiration, another one a young clerk with a dream to become a librarian. I don't mean higher education is pointless, but it teaches in a very restricted way, and requires little commitment. You can pass a class without reading a book in the bibliography.

>>7499373
>tfw not a furry but think gfur is hot

>>7499370
I've never read Moby Dick and don't know who that is. Check me out, aren't I hot shit.

>>7499397
The way classes are structured, you're penalized for actually reading all of your sources thoroughly. You do not have enough time.

>>7499414

*rolls eyes*

>>7499414
You still have to get some sort of knowledge… Just, no need to pretend to have read all the classics or complain that people don't know who an author is.

>>7499416
I don't know, I didn't majored in humanities. I've always been told to read as much as possible from the bibliography.

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>>7499397

Definitely me and my bf. He's a strong reader in multiple languages and isn't exactly going to be a professor one day. I became a huge reader myself and THEN became an English double major since CS was not very varied. I finished all the cool courses early and thus semester was stuck with Pomo with the spergy 30 year old twink professor and a diversity class that I read like 50 pages of one book for (there were 8 assigned novels, each 300ish pages) and got an A-. Didn't even use spark notes, literally just skimmed for 20 minutes and then read the Wikipedia page and wrote the essay. It wasn't worth the work for a full A.

Next semester I'm doing all CS classes and a life drawing class. Shit will be cash. Probably no cute boys in either settings, which is fine because I wanna go a bit tardy and meet my bf during the semester.

Tons of asian boys in CS. Most are ugly but since there are so many, there are a statistically good number of cute ones. I have such a thing for asian guys.

>>7499426
we know rice queen, we know

>>7499422
I'm pretty good at maths. That defo counts.

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>>7499434

I'm white. What's wrong with liking some rice? I grew up in an area with tons of asians and all my friends in elementary school were Japanese or korean. Maybe it's an acquired taste? The asian boys in my high school AP classes were really pretty, ironically. I remember having a mega crush on one who was half asian and had beautiful blue eyes. Then I realized he had a girlfriend who looked like she could be his twin sister. It was weird.

>>7499449
We know sis, we know. You don't need to rant on for paragraphs in every single thread about how you want to fist some mayo in a kimchi container.

>>7499426
>>7499449
You both read like awesome people! I'd love to meet a man like you, minus the taste for Japanese and Korean. It has been so rare to encounter cultured men, and none were homosexual.

>>7499455
What a pity. A cultured homosexual man and he wastes his youth on 4chin.

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>>7499426

>i have such a thing for asian guys

top tier taste
>tfw just got send lewds by a cute asian architect this morning

>>7499459
I met amazing people, here! One of them shipped me vodka from Poland, and I plan on visiting his place in a month or two.

>>7499470
How cultured.

>>7499465
Asians are probably the easiest to get lewds from 2bh especially if you're into twinks, maybe second to blacks depending on your area
mixed boys are another discussion

>>7499479
Cultured people drink, too.

>>7499486
Yeah and they also are so desperate for human interaction they waste their time on 4chin and they visit strangers they 'met' on this very same site who send them alcohol.
Deffo cultured af~

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>>7499450

I've only been using gaygen for 3 days. This is my first "rant" about asian men. I don't even care much, my boyfriend is tall and white. You're confusing me with another asian connesieur.

>>7499455

I'd love to meet someone like you too desu. But...

> almost none are homosexual

That will admit it :^)

>>7499465

Congrats! Hope the nuclear tests on his Hiroshima hole go well

>>7499492
sis we know it's you, no need to pretend you've only been here for 3 days

>>7499491
Why are you obsessed with it? You can make friends on 4chan.

>>7499492
I wish…

>>7499499
No it's just interesting how you view yourself and how you actually are tbqhwyf

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>tfw crush breaks up with gf

>>7499502
What do you mean?

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>tfw pure bottom with a verse guy

I always feel terrible I can't top him. :c

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>>7499496

It's true! So much for being honest :/

>>7499499

Don't listen to him. All of the interesting friends I have now I met on 4chan or through someone I met on 4chan. Unlike reddit this site has a big sample of every personality imaginable, and it's really easy to find cool people. We're talking on the order of like 10 good friends and two or three really close ones.

>>7499507
Ah so this wasn't all an act and you actually are that unaware of how much of a disconnect there is between how you view yourself and what you actually are? That's kind of funny.

>>7499508
Why are you a pure bottom? Can't stay hard? Have no fingers? Can't afford dildos? Can't cum unless being fucked?

>>7499516
Could you please elaborate? I don't understand.

>>7499516

Can't stay hard :c

>>7499511
>It's true!
>All of the interesting friends I have now
chink
in your armor

>>7499519
Take viagra
Or are you a femboi on hormones?

>>7499519
Then fuck him without actually having to stick your dick inside of him, dildos and fingerbanging for instance. Or maybe get comfortable with fucking something and buy yourself a fleshlight as practice.

>>7499519

Really? I'm a super submissive bottom and even a really flat ass makes me hard. You should hop over to the ass thread on /hm/ for a while to learn how wonderful boy butt is.

>>7499539
The imagery of you fucking a skin-coloured wall with a crack in it is kind of a turn on.

>>7499527
You have to get a prescription for that in my country.

>>7499530
Mm, this is a good idea.

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>>7499516
[spoiler]How about I fucking find you and end your miserable, anal-ly devastated life, you god-offending poor excuse of a gay?[/spoiler]

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>>7499520

You're a pain but pretty clever

Sorry, I downloaded like 100 squirtle gifs and I'm finding excuses to use them

>>7499550
Personally what turns me on the most is the implementation of spoilers knowing they wouldn't work.

>>7499552
Feel free to keep posting them, the greatest starter.

>>7499564
Making fun of him because he didn't know that is mean, and you're the exact representation of what I was saying with shallow, pretentious people mocking the others for ignoring supposed “common knowledge”. Let him be and get a hobby if you have too much time.

>>7499547
Yes and also, he'll appreciate it a lot. You know even if the night you try to top is a hysterical disaster, he'll love that you actually tried and cared enough to be that for him. Plus it's a little something new in the bedroom that he can then use with/on you.

>>7499414
fuck me Daddy!

>>7499571
I'm turned on by it, not making fun of it. You still are utterly unaware of how you're exactly the type of person you hate.
Such a shame too, that much self-hatred without even realizing it must be a painful existence.

>>7499583
Why don't you disclose what you think instead of affecting such a reserve?

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>>7499583
>>7499595
Shush, shush kids!

The real question is: how does /gay/ feel about ponies?

>>7499605

theyre fucking cancerous

>>7499595
I have disclosed what I meant, several times already. This isn't a comprehension issue, just you refusing to reflect. Culture(d) without reflection... dull.

>>7499605
/gay/ feel sad
pony has been jizzed on too many times
sad /gay/
sad pony

>>7499576
I knew I was a sexy beast.

>>7499511
>>7499499
You can make friends on 4chan? Since when?

>>7499605

Horseback riding or that autistic shit on /mlp/?

>>7499613
No, you're purposely unclear and I don't know why.

>>7499615
Of course you can. What's so special with 4chan that you would be unable to do it?

>>7499625
Not unclear, I have never been unclear. You refusing to accept a statement because it goes against your beliefs does not mean the content has been incomprehensible.
If you can't even understand a statement like "you're exactly the type of person you hate", that's not on me at all. That's on you and your refusal to actually look back at what you said. Shallow and pretentious would be two great places to start.
As I said, reflection is very much needed here 4 u bb

>>7499615
You can make friends on any website clown, although it's up to you to decide whether or not it's worth the effort.

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>>7499611
cancer is the ultimate sickness of all times

be proud

>>7499613
>/gay/ feel sad
>pony has been jizzed on too many times
>sad /gay/
>sad pony
You're a poet, good sir. Please, suck this dick in name of our eternal friendship.

>>7499615
>You can make friends on 4chan? Since when?
Since you stop drinking bleach after sucking a dick and actually talk with someone from the depth of your heart.

>>7499617
Autistic shit of /mlp/ of course!

>>7499625
Can I touch your butt?

>>7499658
>Autistic shit of /mlp/ of course!

It's a coping mechanism for people who had lonely or bad childhoods. Most people who get indoctrinated eventually realize it's weird and stop watching.

>>7499658
>Since you stop drinking bleach after sucking a dick and actually talk with someone from the depth of your heart.
Well aren't you the deranged cunt.

>>7499625
>>7499655
Aw shucks. I guess I've wasted all my time here huh.

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>>7499674
>It's a coping mechanism for people who had lonely or bad childhoods. Most people who get indoctrinated eventually realize it's weird and stop watching.

It's my first time here, and I'm surprised by how well articulated you real life fags are. Pretty impressive, considering the standard level of conversations we can get from 4chinners.

>>7499677
>Well aren't you the deranged cunt.
Well, aren't we all?

>>7499655
You're mean and these groundless insults won't affect me.

>>7499658
Sure you can!

>>7499677
Don't say such a thing. I'm sure you had great times here.

>>7499709
>insults
I was just holding up a mirror. After all you called me shallow and mean. But, if you dislike being 'insulted', then don't dish it out. It's funny though, situation could have been avoided if you were actually cultured and educated, but I suppose you don't even live up to the 'idea' of yourself.

>>7499677
You haven't wasted your time here, your methods of trying to attract friendship (if that's what you were intending, probably not) have been... strange though.

>>7499658
As long as the dick isn't painted some pastel color, is clean, and there are no pony tattoos in the vicinity - I'll suck it 2bh

>>7499741
No, you're mean. You don't even know me.

>>7499709
Dunno about that one.

>>7499741
Cmon, man. The only way know to be is me.

Living at home is a degrading, draining and at a certain point ultimately harmful to one's developement as an individual, but sometimes people hand you takeaway food, entirely free of charge, no questions asked.