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MTFG: Male to Fujoshi general 2016-12-23 12:51:52 Post No. 7452579
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new meta edition
• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/ merry christmas!
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
previously on a very special episode of mtfg: >>7451743
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>>7452582
W-what
I though trannies didn't like getting their dick succ
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reposting cus actually need opinions
the hotel in norway I applied to told me they will take me if i can work May to October
im kind of tempted to say screw my studies, ill make enough to cover more than an extra year of tuition
do i do it??? Kinda hyped!!!
they want to see a pic of me and im applying as a boy but if i look weird by then will i be able to stay boymode?/??
please respond
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are there really two junipers??
Angie you posted a video mentioning a juniper once
fugg
>>7452584
ok i will try foetus and maybe swans if i stay up all night which i really shouldn't
i try and try with swans but i just like that muscles song desu
>>7452581
wtf
>>7452572
what's yr boymode voice like?
>>7452570
go slow because you might hate it..
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>>7452579
thats pretty hot
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>>7452593
You're a fucking tranny
Deal with it faggot
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>>7452595
you mean the job?
maybe but its at this amazing place and it pays well since its in norway and im srsly hyped to go there
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>>7452595
the muscles song is good
swans is a genre bender, but i find i'm happiest with them when they're drone-y or when they're proto industrial. but they really are a mixed bag that you never know what with.
for foetus i recommend starting with hole.
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>>7452601
Haha no I am not where did you get that idea you silly
I am just a boy who wants to be a girl
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>>7452595
What video,
I didn't post a video?
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>>7452604
me too :3
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>>7452595
Oh that old video
I erased that cause I look like a total man in it but it's not the jun I'm implying about
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im not convinced on liking girls
boys are nice and cute (the cute ones at least)
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>>7452607
yes you did like months ago this summer you posted a video of you holding a cat and saying hi to juniper
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>>7452608
sounds good, you should do it if you want to
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I honestly only like boys because they have a peen
But girls with penises are superior :/
Girls are best for cuddling and love
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>>7452595
It's a regular guy voice but I sound like a tremendous faggot
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>>7452614
please tell me who is the other juniper?
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>>7452622
then do it!
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>>7452593
>>7452606
There is another path
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>>7452622
how would you get there?
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>>7452615
Get yourself a joji
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xGLJGXfI5R8
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>>7452588
https://exhentai.org/g/1009045/6b73578836/
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>>7452625
plane then bus. Im staying at the actual location during the time i work there. Although i haven't really ironed out the details
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>>7452621
Some Asian girl I know
Why does it matter?
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>tfw will never be successful
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>>7452626
i'd love to desu senpaichi familia
>>7452628
>i could be studying in finland next year
>you could be working in norway
northwards tranny migration
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>>7452631
Me in scotland that is north too! Yay
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>>7452630
iktf
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>>7452637
someone who isn't me
foetus is nice
this is from 2010?
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>>7452638
No because you're not Asian
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>>7452638
2spooky4me
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>>7452641
hole was released in like, 1984.
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>>7452642
oh
how are you?
are you still detrannsed?
>>7452643
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>shoulder width greater than a half meter
At which point should someone just stop trying to become something that's impossible from someone's starting point?
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>>7452647
i really want to show pictures of this place but anon could spam them with emails and ruin it for me somehow
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>>7452652
would u add me on skype?
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>>7452649
you look at least 6'2 honny
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>>7452654
yeee whats ur name
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>>7452590
I'll teach you ;)
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>>7452655
aren't there at least two 6'2 ppl here rn
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>>7452647
On and off
I'm ok I guess
I got to meet pleb in person while I was in NYC
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>>7452660
me!
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Does a man made pussy have that authentic pussy stank?
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>>7452665
dude even our dicks smell like vag even before they're turned into one
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>>7452660
I'm 180cm tall
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I'm 1,75m or 5'9 it's good!
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Text books are so expensive. They shouldn't be allowed to get away with this.
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>>7452664
It was nice
She's small as hell
We got to talk and she took me and my bf to a nice udon place
Anyways I'm still playing
http://m.imgur.com/xyIQ1rh
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>>7452679
They don't, in the first world
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>tfw terrorist plot foiled in my city
spoopy.
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>>7452679
>buying textbooks in current year
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>>7452685
My daddy buys them for me and then I sell them the next year for moneys it's the perfect setup
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>>7452685
I can't find the right edition on any piracy site. I'm not sure if it'll matter.
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>>7452687
it really doesnt desu
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>>7452680
i still got no 3ds
am jelly
post team
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>>7452687
Never buy a textbook until you've received your Syllabus. If the textbook is required to do the homework, then see if you can pirate it. If you can't pirate it and you need it to complete the class, buy it used. If you cannot buy it used, buy it new. Prefer Amazon to school bookstores where possible.
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Link for the latest ayylanlan mix?
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>>7452707
LITERALLY N O T H I N G WRONG WITH CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES
THE APEX OF BREAKFAST CUISINE
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>>7452707
germanic "cuisine" really is a laughable mess of survival food and stuff they threw together from the pantry when they were drunk
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>>7452707
This is hands down the most delicious thing you can put on a toast
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>tfw not going to be spending Christmas with Emily sat on my lap being cute and opening presents
Looks like it's going to be another trash Christmas again this year
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>>7452713
she'd probably break your legs if she sat on your lap
emily isn't for nice things, she is for bullying
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>sertii is gonna be here in 2 hours
uwu
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>>7452718
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>>7452717
is it mega gyara
how far on the tree have u gotten?
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>>7452715
More like break my heart.
Emily is for plenty of nice things like cuddles, flowers, ribbons in her hair & headpats.
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>>7452727
ever had a 200lb person sit on your lap before?
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>>7452729
tfw neptune makes me squish her
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>>7452727
>emily apologists
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>>7452733
That pic is disgusting.
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>>7452733
I can't think of possible context for this picture
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anxiety
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>>7452733
I'd squish u both
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Did someone say yaoi?
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>>7452744
Thanks anon
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>>7452741
Trip on Sass
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>>7452746
real boys are rarely cute
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>>7452742
>going off to sleep last night
>jolt awake with a sudden burst of anxiety, heart is thumping rapidly in chest for no reason
>mfw this happens four more times over the course of the night
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>>7452745
This goes in gaygen pls
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W..w...why is everyone so mean this evening? ;_;
>>7452736
I'm sorry I don't know Lauren well...I guess I don't know Emily -too- well either, just that she's cute and needs cuddles
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>>7452743
SASS!!!
<3<3<3<3<3
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SASS!!!!!
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>>7452751
Why, do we really have to make room for your sissy-posting?
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>>7452751
No my precious kuroo need to be everywhere
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>>7452757
>Potassium-sodium imbalance caused by spiro.
i'm not on spiro, but perhaps i should get some more of that sweet potassium inside of me
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>>7452724
Haven't started on the tree yet
Just filling my dex right now
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>>7452757
<3
I feel really bad
I've been posting on my lunch breaks and you always replied during the end of my break but anyways, hi :)
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>>7452762
Oh I can put some sweet potassium inside of you, babe ;)
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Tfw no anon to kissu
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>tfw cis friend asks on Facebook what PS4 games they should buy for X-Mas for their cousin
>Ask how old said cousin is
>They respond with 15
>Say "I'd recommend Final Fantasy XV, and Destiny, though, I've only played the former, as I'm not into games as I used to be."
>She responds with "Something that doesn't suck please."
:(
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living hurts
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>>7452769
Skylanders
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does my face have any hope for at least looking andro?
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>>7452768
I'd kissu Oryx~
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Time to visit some Christmas markets
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>>7452774
yeah you'll need ffs to pass well like most of us but hrt will do you good
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>>7452782
Tfw no pass after ffs
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>>7452774
you have a hard road ahead, get started on hrt asap or it will be worse, dysphoria comes in ever stronger waves
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t-76 minutes
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Wow Yuri on Ice was disappointing. I thought they would at least kiss for real and become a couple.
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>>7452784
stop whining plz
>>7452787
me too thanks
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>>7452787
They are both fine, but i just don't see the appeal why anyone would want to have sex with either.
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>>7452756
I know you're into homosexuality, but sissyposting is consistent with mtfg, gay chinese cartoons aren't.
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Reasons I didn't answer your call.
__ I'm busy
__ I didn't hear it
I'm too busy with my Chinese ladyboys
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>>7452793
>being a negboxer instead
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Posting from the hospital recovering after srs. Ask me anything (I'm on the phone, though)
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>>7452801
does it feel better?
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>>7452803
Does what feel better?
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>>7452759
>Tfw gay chinese cartoons depicting acts of homosexuality
I'm just kidding! Post all you want!
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11941308
>>7452801
Are you high?
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Hair blows my mind. I have no idea wtf i'm doing.
How do i go from worse than left to something normal like right?
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>>7452806
you know...
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>>7452807
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>>7452789
what'd you expect from another fluffy queer bait show?
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Oh God, it's Christmas tomorrow.
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>>7452801
is it off-putting not to have a dick down there, or does it feel "right" so to speak?
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>happiness is 6 figures away
>literally have about 3 dollars at most times
>impossible to function
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>>7452823
Yes.
>>7452825
Money, anything else I want is physically impossible.
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>>7452824
iktf but also it's bs
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>>7452822
you jawline is your main enemy here, surgery for it does exist, starting as soon as you can is important, representing doesn't work and will leave you a super hon
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>>7452826
ikr
i want to hug emily for christmas but santa would have to do some less-than-ethical things to make that happen
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>>7452790
But you haven't seen me irl
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I ate a lot of cookie dough
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>>7452807
Shure thang
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>>7452827
I actually can't function, my mind has eroded under the stress of my situation, I'm not sure if it can go back
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>>7452828
Wat
If that jawline is bad what about this?
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>>7452832
so what?
You are silly angie lemon
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Ok i finaly cut my hair
It was long overdue
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>>7452836
What do you mean? What happened?
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>>7452838
need more pictures then that, their jawline is bad due to being strong and blocky
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>>7452826
>anything else I want is physically impossible.
iktf
All I want fro Christmas is to cuddle you ;_;
Why do you insist on living in anther state than me?!
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>>7452836
if your mind can erode it can also be built back up, stronger than ever
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I'm scared to start voice training
help
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>>7452830
Unethical things like buy a plane ticket and get you a passport?
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>>7452847
it's pretty easy and very important to passing, you'll be fine
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>>7452817
It was the first "yaoi" anime i saw and it was boring i want my time back to watch a decent yuri anime instead.
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>>7452851
I'm sorry D:
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>>7452842
I've had a very bad year, I lost my job after coming down ill early in the year and I am only slowly recovering from that now. The isolation and forced into being a neet has caused severe damage to my mind. In a way it broke my ability to keep repressing.
>>7452846
I don't think it can until I actually feel okay living which would require massive resources and time to do so. It's like trying to heal but someone is picking at the wound and it is getting worse, that is what my living situation is like
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>>7452847
I like to scream and destroy my voice so then i just sound like a sick girl
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>>7452858
I don't care about misgendering, lol. Especially if they apologize afterwards.
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uwu sertii in 40 minutes
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>>7452847
Try to sound like solid snake. Make it into a joke. Say "metal gear" in the manliest voice possible.
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>>7452864
are you going to speak to sertii in english or dutch?
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>>7452867
Dutch I guess, at least that is what will be spoken at the dinner table with the familia
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Me and bf hugged and kissed and cuddled all day yesterday. He got me trap socks and I got him a big tub of protien powder. I'm so lucky to have someone finally.
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>>7452853
I'm sure he can be bribed, maybe with something better than milk and cookies. I.e. alcohol.
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>>7452862
So are you fulltime?
Did you take cypro or have an orchiectomy before this?
>>7452859
What kind of illness?
>>7452864
Are you going to hug her extra tight?
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>Tfw take pic of my new hair cut
>complete man face.jpeg
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>>7452872
kayla are you celebrating hanaka?
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>>7452872
Ewww human relationships
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i love you :3
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>>7452843
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>>7452765
I'm always late in replying! ;~;
I'm too slow
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>>7452877
hanna, make babies with me
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>>7452875
I never had part-time. Why would I live a double life like this is a shameful secret?
I was on cypro.
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>>7452875
it caused severe dizziness and made my vision bad when I was standing, it's seems to be getting better now although slowly, I can stand without worrying about falling now.
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>>7452872
how is his penis?
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>>7452888
But im a sterile man so i cant
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>>7452877
you are cute
>>7452887
maybe i'm just too fast eh?
>>7452889
Don't ask me that question please
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>>7452886
your fine famalam, get on hrt
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>>7452879
Moar like hanucock
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>>7452873
>something better than milk
ok i'll slip him a white russian, won't even know the difference
>>7452872
the best socks
>>7452877
i like it :3
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>>7452893
Huge, uncut, big head to kiss on
Its like the mushroom kingdom every time i yank it out from his pants.
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>tfw no frangipantsu cuddles for weeks more
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>>7452902
I like maeve!
>>7452898
Thanks Juni
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>>7452902
I'm sure he'd appreciate it, hell being Santa must be the worst fucking job in the world.
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>>7452907
pic related
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>>7452904
why are you succeeding in life? I thought I could count on you in misery-land
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>>7452894
the forces that govern this universe are cruel indeed, hanna
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>>7452890
good girl :)
You're getting better
Even if you can't stand you can be awesome
>>7452891
oh
merry christmas you elfgirl
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i like these colours
a lot
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gonna go pick up a sertii now I'll see you later tonight! Hopefully happy :^)
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>>7452916
I'm glad it's going away, I used to barely be able to make it very far and didn't want to stand when no one was around because I was scared of falling which did end up happening a few times even though I was super careful
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>>7452921
have fun you two!
<3
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is wearing things with bows on them agp?
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Stop saying merry xmas! It's like 2 days until!
Wtf?
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Well if anna's gone I'm gonna go to sleep
Merry Christmas Sass
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>>7452921
>inb4 Annas raped corpse in the alley
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>>7452930
merry christmas <3!
maybe people aren't planning on being here on christmas eve?
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>>7452930
1 day.
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>>7452933
>mfw anna gets sacrificed to the gods of communism
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>>7452929
Yes
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>>7452944
Merry Christmas Ms. Cock!
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>>7452930
Why do some people celebrate on the 25th of December?
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>>7452937
They're seeing a movie together :3
>>7452937
nothing of that kind
>>7452934
phew
>>7452944
UMM
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>>7452943
Low effort joke. Think of a real god next time. Communism doesn't have any.
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>>7452945
I know who wins every election and when every terrorist attack happens by virtue of being Australian.
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>>7452915
Maybe if you try extra hard
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>>7452956
blep
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>>7452935
christmas is the ultimate normie filter
if you're not here for at least 12 hours on christmas day, i don't even consider you to be a human being
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>>7452953
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>>7452944
Lol
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>>7452960
Lol so randumb.
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>>7452949
You mean ms spare parts
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>>7452964
ahhhhh 2pretty4me
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>>7452970
I actually own it among a few other similar ones
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>>7452961
me hanging out with my friends during new years eve, tbqh
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>>7452973
Omg Evangeline is an angel! Please marry me!
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>>7452961
I'm pretty sure I'm not human
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>>7452977
oh your here today, I still don't know why you like me
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>>7452972
That's not even an original thought just a meme.
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>>7452951
that's when true christians celebrate it, you godless european
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>>7452975
Me hanging out with bae on new years eve
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>>7452981
It's okay, one day you will understand...
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i want to buy a patch but idk what to put it on :/
suggestions pls
>>7452973
Yeah, that's so cool! I bet it looks great on you c:
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>>7452985
the fuck am I looking at tho
>>
Which one of you is this? I KNOW it's one of you here.
>>>/r9k/33591839
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>>7452985
Oh finally someone other than me is Geoduck posting!
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>>7452990
Read a book or something if you can't even be productive here.
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>>7452985
>tfw shellfish has a bigger dick than you
-___-
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>>7452987
>i want to buy a patch but idk what to put it on :/
>suggestions pls
i was thinking of getting a patch with this design and recreating this hat because it's sold out =(
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>>7453001
>wanting a big dick
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>>7453004
it looks pretty cool! hope you can recreate it
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>>7453006
yeh
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What is the point of trying when you know that you aren't going to pass?
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>>7453015
I'm triggered
>>
LMAO >>>/b/716272873
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>>7453017
Alex?
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>>7453016
do reduce dysphoria as much as possible so maybe you can at least function
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>>7452986
please make me understand, are you even in the US
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>>7453021
cule
>>
>tfw freak
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(YO) DANNY PHANTOM HE WAS JUST 14
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>>7453033
then it rhymes 14 with ghost machine or something
right?
>>
>>7453030
i made some chicken nuggets
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>>7453027
No i wish i was closer to you.
I think I've already said it before: You are really cute, pure and most likely the prettiest girl in here, even if you don't believe it!
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>>7453034
yup (strange machine)
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>>7453038
damnit ;_;
>>
I am complete
>>
>>7453037
>You are really cute, pure and most likely the prettiest girl in here
It doesn't make sense that you would know that
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>>7453025
But I know from the outset that it is very unlikely to work.
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>>7453035
Wanna be freaks together?
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>>7453045
I don't know how you look like, but i'm sure you look beautiful. Feel free to post a picture to confirm it :)
>>
>>7453016
Idk
Become a femboy I guess
It's what I'm doing
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>>7452579
>tfw fujoshi
>>
>gonna talk to a friend
>remember that i'm only gonna be negative so they have nothing to gain from it
>they are gonna fail at trying to cheer me up so i have nothing to gain from it
>not gonna talk to a friend
;_;
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>>7453050
I'm not putting pictures in public circulation. You do confuse me
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>>7453053
Yay this sucks less
>>
>>7452977
i'm sorry anon, but you and evangeline were never meant to be together (she's promised to another)
you can have a consolation prize though - perhaps one of the "three-legged puppy" trips, like sass
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>>7453022
>kayla's butthole
>>
>>7453016
to beat the odds.
How far along are you
>>
>>7453061
hugg~
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>>7453057
doesn't mean i dont love yaoi anon...
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>>7453069
yaoi is CUTE
>>
>>
>>7453068
Did you mix last wednesday? ⊙,⊙
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>>7453079
is that coincidence?
>>
>>7453077
>I know, but i can dream and i'm not interested in Sass or the other trips. Evangeline is the only pure trip.
and that's why you have to keep your grubby hands away from her and just let snickerdoodle take care of things
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>>7453032
you're not a freak
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>>7453077
I just don't understand why you like me, I'm a nobody d-list trip
>>
>>7453082
snickerdoodle likes boys though
>>
>tfw Emily doesn't love you back
Welp time to go back to a life of isolation
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>>7453084
On some levels I am
>>7453080
Yeh, wanna link?
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>>7453088
they're going to find a way to make it work
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>>7453070
Are you dressing right now? Focus on transitioning outside mones in the meantime to see if it's for you.
at least that's what I did
>>
>>7453093
how do you know, are you her anonposting?
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>>7453091
i guess i am too
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>>7453085
i never understood the trip popularity / relevance thing. if ur a d-lister then who are the a-list and how does it work?
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>>7453089
>emily
jesus christ, have some self-respect, anon
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>>7453092
I like these pictures
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>>7453091
>Yeh, wanna link?
Yes plis
What genre was it?
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>>7453085
All the other trips seem to be obsesses with lewd things and drugs. I don't care about anyone's lists. You're the only unspoiled trip and you don't even realize how special this makes you, because you are so modest.
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>>7453070
Not really
I mean you'll still look like a guy
>>
>>7453095
i'm obviously not snickerdoodle, she's not even here right now
>>
>>7453099
Who do you suggest I love then?!
>>
>>7453092
check em
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>>7453105
Was that yu? >>>/s4s/4997993
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>>7453096
Everyone is kinda a freak if u think about it.
>>7453102
Psytrance
http://www.filedropper.
com/eyylannalive-dec212016
Bit shorter than normal, I was a little moody ;_;
>>
>>7453116
true
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>>7453108
i wish being a girl was a meme fetish for me :(
>>
>>7453110
one of the trips who actually deserves to be loved, i guess - perhaps basic
>>
>>
lidocaine is weeiird
>>
>>7453099
go away
emily is nice
>>
>>7453106
that seems pretty suspicious, if you like her just tell her you do
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>>7453103
>lewd things and drugs
Me and my bf do both, live a little.
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>>7453123
I am getting some for electro too since my skin is having trouble tolerated the pain lately, how is it?
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>>7453116
>Psytrance
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>>7453121
oh i get what you mean now. if that's how it works then im a d-list trip too we can feel that feel together bb
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>>7453116
>Everyone is kinda a freak if u think about it.
no elanna - some people actually do get up in the mornings, kiss their kids, go to work, come home, eat dinner and retire to bed without popping girl pills or thinking about being held down and getting railed right up their hoozy
not everyone is as tainted as you people are
>>
>>7453125
It numbs pain, but not sensation
it's odd because you can feel people poking and prodding you, but you don't really register it
it's difficult to explain
>>7453130
There's still pain but it's a lot easier to manage
>>
>>7453133
yeah it about how popular a trip is, kinda like the terms they use for actors like how their are a-list movie stars
how is that name thing going btw?
>>
>>7453120
basic?
Is she adorable and in need of being cuddled while sitting on my lap?
Point me in her direct, senpai, I'm there.
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>>7453132
Psytrance is my favvv
Can't spin it every week though
>>7453128
What ever happened to straight edge kayla
>>
>>7453131
I'm sorry for you.
>>
>>7453136
I'm getting some really good stuff from my doctor though, what strength do you use?
>>
Foolish girl. You will die.
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>>7453135
That's especially freaky
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>>7453135
You mean I'm tainted?
I thought I was pretty pure desu
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>>7453141
>What ever happened to straight edge kayla
Who fucking knows, im glad im not like that anymore.
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>>7453135
>without popping girl pills
taking medicine is freaky?
>or thinking about being held down and getting railed right up their hoozy
how do you know?
>>
>>7453138
I forgot that movie stars do that lol. it's going well my friends are already using the new one and it's been universally positive everyone likes it better.
i shouldn't have had a meme name to begin with `~`
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>>7453139
>Is she adorable and in need of being cuddled while sitting on my lap?
yeah, she likes it when you call her "good girl" too
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>>7453144
But I'm not a girl silly
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>>7453153
good job chloe, it was a good move I think.
>>
>>7453108
I did it before it became a meme.
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>>7453161
LAUREN
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>>7453161
Hi Lauren
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>>7453158
Tfw will never be Kaylas bff irl ._.
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Today's my 4-month tranniversary!
Whoo! I'm slightly less scared of going in to work today!
>>
>>7453135
Those people are tools
https://youtu.be/Naf_WiEb9Qs
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>>7453171
congrats! keep pressing forward the time really does fly by
>>
>>7453147
>>7453162
I will hunt your kind to ends of the galexy
>>
>>7453174
me too
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>>7453150
You come off as the kind of person to become a drug abuser. Be careful
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My work ethic and excitement for my job has slowly been dropping
I don't wanna work
I need a new job
I don't wanna deal with this shit every day
Fuck
It's too stressful and there's too much bullshit every single day
nothing ever goes smoothly
today wont either
>>7452591
I mean taking a semester off to cover another year of studies sounds p good
>>
>>7453154
Humm, well being called a "good girl" kinda has to be earned you know.
But I'm sure she'd be able to earn those "good girls" and extra headpats with ease
>>7453161
Funny you should say that, I've heard about her a lot
>>7453174
Hey~
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>>7453176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQD-dXfHrvk
>>
>>7453182
what do you do for work?
>>
>>7453169
lorin
>>
>>7453181
I'm addicted to estrogen.
>>
>>7453178
Thank you! It already has. The past few years I had kept telling myself "by my next birthday, I'll have started HRT." Next year it'll actually be true!
>>
which trips are
>pretty-tier
>passing-tier
>hon-tier
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>>7453189
Fast food
>>7453194
all me
>>
>>7453194
Crazy-tier
>>
>>7453191
Endocrinological Weakling
>>
>>7453192
the next benchmark for me is the two year mark so I still have 11 months before a big celebration
>>
>>7453194
There are tier lists for that
>>
>>7453191
Too blind to see you're lost in the shadows
Too addicted to face
In time you're gonna lose it all
CRY OUT
YOU KNOW IT NOW
HE SOLD YOU OUT
YOU'RE GONNA LOSE IT ALL
>>
>>7453195
sounds rough then, I think retail or a grocery store would be easier, I've done the later
>>
>>7453195
Can you make me some fries please?
>>
>>7453198
What about the 18 month mark?
>>
>>7453205
Is that how you would like your potatos cooked this way?
>>
>>7453208
Autism-Tier fuk you pls hang out with me ._.
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Into hell I go once more
>>7453204
I quit my grocery job, I'm not cut out for prep work and the people managing me were assholes
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>>7453216
>>
Fuck I love weed but it makes me cry like a little bitch te next day
>>
>>7453208
c or b-list I would think, the tiers are not really defined well.
>>7453216
I was at a nice place doing a lot of misc tasks, I'm not one to ever cause trouble and I actually try to do my best so they were nice to me, I liked helping the old folks with their groceries. Being there helped give me some social skills I think.
>>
>>7453218
Just smoke another one in the morning.
>>
>>7453194
I'm king hon and Potc is my queen
>>
>>7453224
Simpsons suck angie
>>
>>7453210
that's about the time I'm going to start prog for boobie growth
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>>7453191
>be me
>curious young boy
>try estrogen
>get hopelessly addicted
>lose to cock
Not
Even
Once
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>>7453211
wow you really are a creepy obsessive stalker. . . . . she was right to block you bc you don't take no for an answer or respect boundaries
>>
>>7453193
How are you, sweetie?
Anon tells me you enjoy sitting on laps and being cuddled~
>>
>>7453230
This is not even an allegory or a meme, it's factual.
>>
i want frilly clothes too
>>
>>7453230
To cock I will never lose
>>
>>7453230
I thought your first shot of marijuanes made you transgender
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>>7453231
korra is a nice screen name for online stuff. ill keep my irl name separate
>>
>>7453230
Losing to cock feels great. I'm fine with not even orgasming, i just wanna make him cum
>>
>>7453233
please don't show the trannies warmth or affection
at best, it'll creep them out a bit, but at worst, it could make them feel a bit better about themselves, or put a cherry on top of their dungheap of a day
>>
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>>7453230
starting HRT in a week, will I lose to cock?
>>
>>7453245
yes.
>>
>>7453232
If Shakira has any hope if making it she needs to go outside and be social. /pol/-kun understands this. Its why he would like to meet up for coffee.
>>
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>>7453236
I know, it's completely accurate
>>7453239
Why not ;_;
>>7453240
Marijuanas was a gateway drug to the hard stuff like estrogen
>>7453242
Kayla that's lewd
>>7453245
Yeah probably
>>
>>7453245
there's no such thing as a lesbian
all grills lose to cock
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>>7453247
Yeah and she should do it far away from you. I don't understand why you kept trying to force yourself on someone that keep saying no. that's rapist logic
>>
>>7453193
Leraun!
>>
>>7453227
>Simpsons seasons 11 and above suck
Ftfy honny
>>
>>7453260
anon you're cute :3
>>
>>7453260
YES! is that normal or what?
>>
>>7453260
the tingling is coming from your heart, not your boobs
it's arrhythmia
>>
>>7453250
>Kayla that's lewd
No, kissing the head as i jerk him off on my face is lewd
>>
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>>7453265
cute girls like anon deserve head pats :3
>>
>>7453267
i dunno, i think you'd probably have a heart attack if your heart skipped a beat
that sounds quite dangerous
>>
>>7453269
How should i describe it? He squirted his goof juice in my whoha?
>>
>>7453266
O that is so erotic
>>
>>7453244
>it'll creep them out a bit
Oh no I don't want that at all!
>it could make them feel a bit better about themselves, or put a cherry on top of their dungheap of a day
That's what I really want to do!
But if you say it creeps them out, I guess I'll stop and leave then...
>>7453260
You're cute~
>>
I can't wait till this comes out
>>
>>7453253
Oryx just treats shakira like a friend. Shakira freaks out because she's never stayed in contact with someone who disagrees with her or had an actual friend.
Rapey would be if someone (let's call them shakira for this example) professes love to another person (let's call this hypothetical person mercury) who doesn't even want to talk to them. And "shakira" keeps bringing up "mercury" even when mercury isn't around. And saying how they're almost together. Then it gets so bad that mercury, who only talked to shakira twice, has to fake her own death to get away.
That would be rapey and unacceptable.
>>
>>7453275
Yeah, adding slight suction on it and maintaining a seal with my lips as i slide all over the glans... fuck imma text him at work, i need his dick rn
>>
my shoulders are so gross and anybody who sees them is gonna think i'm gross and garbage
>>
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>>7453282
>maintaining a seal
I too like to describe blowjobs like well constructed tupperware
>>
>>7453280
not at all of someone says stop talking to me and stop trying to meet up with me and said person totally disregards the rejection then yeah that's creepy and rapey.
i agree with you on the other thing though I already said that was an unhealthy and obsessive thing
>>
>>7453279
Looks like christmas dinner
>>
>>7453232
Its really funny tho
>>
I literally cant cope without getting some dick any longer
should I buy a dildo?
how does a good quality one compare to the real deal?
>>
>>7453302
you wanna get a dragon dildo; really great quality
>>
>>7453302
it doesn't compare at all imo
>>
>>7453288
Lel, what should i say? I glide my luscious lips over his gilded member and as coitus reaches its peak his love flows out from him like a forbidden waterfall in a far away land of ecstasy
>>
>>7453296
Yeah they're both things that excite me sexually
>>
>>7453302
definitely buy one, they're a lot of fun and pretty cheap, but I doubt they compare to the real deal.
>>
>>7453211
Uhh yes?
>>
>>7453281
O...oh.
Guess I'm getting myself a glass of bleach this year for Christmas
>>
>>7453280
>Oryx just treats shakira like a friend
I get that you don't like me and think this is hilarious but you're only making yourself look stupid by being so obviously obtuse. Please, go on, explain the mental gymnastics of coming to the conclusion that someone who still keeps pestering me efter I told her to fuck off, blocked her on Skype, filtered her name, filtered an entire country after she evaded is "treating someone like a friend"?
>>
>>7453302
Real is its own thing entirely
>>
>>7453307
i lol'd
>>
>>7453197
If you're apparently not a tranny anymore can you just fuck off.
Your posts are cringey as fuck
>>
>>7453325
DELTOID THIS
>>
>>7453325
Jesus, that dude was pure evil
>>
>>7453323
What good is repressing for attention if nobody knows?
>>
>>7453317
she's just a creepy obsessed stalker. sucks she latched on to you but a little funny since you did something similar to merc lol i guess u can understand perfectly how merc felt about u now
>>
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>>7453307
Idk I think it's in your choice of words
Don't use flowery prose, there needs to be some sort of raw filth in what you're saying. However, that raw filth can't be mixed with medical terminology like glans or technical phrases like "maintaining a seal"
Lewd posting is an art
>>
>>7453291
Mtfg Christmas dinner tbqh
>>7453323
Mtfg in a nutshell
>>
>>7453333
I do too actually, it is ironic. However this in no way excuses Oryx's stalking.
>>
>>7453335
Wanna stalk eachother?
>>
>>7453317
You are someone who is literally retarded and blames STEM degrees, which you don't have, for your own social failings. You obviously need help and someone needs to ignore you angrily lashing out at everyone who tries to help you. She is basically too autistic to function but has figured out life better than you have and wants to share her ways.
Oryx is the hero your story needs and it's a shame that you're more looking forward to dying an opiate junkie than trying to make some friends.
>>
>>7453329
Nothing wrong with drilling and pouring acid in heads of living people.
>>
>>7453307
Yes. Say that.
>>
>>7453335
Iktf ;_;
>>7453268
Headpats <3
>>
>>7453338
no it doesn't at all but u can't help but laugh at the irony of the situation. but hey in the bright side ur pretty enough to get a stalker.
get a good wig and work on that voice e and you'll have a boyfriend snogging you and fucking you and taking you out on dates soon enough
>>
>>7452579
I love male to fujoshi, it's the way god intended it to be.
>>
>>7453336
I agree.
Saying" I want to get throat fucked and powerhoused by cock until my legs give way and I'm a filthy, quivering, cum soaked mess on the floor " sounds better imo
>>
>>7453335
>tfw stalking Gracie
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>>7453347
ambi ur a good girl so you get them on request
>>
>>
>>7453307
I personally like describring how much I'm enjoying it more than the actions themselves. It's not an auto repair manual...
>>
>>7453335
H..h..hey, do you like headpats and cuddles?
I'm a little needy~
>>
>>7453357
hello
>>
>>7453351
you seem to have very strong opinions about this for a transbian...
>>
i hope i get hrt for christmas
>>
I wanna dye my hair black to be more like my hero, Basic.
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>>7453358
>>
>>7453371
>implying hrt does anything
>>
>>7453351
^^^^^^^^^^^^^ i want this for christmas!
>>
Quick question since I know this is the place to ask. Is a geoforce 980 + i7 6700 a good idea?
I'm aiming for single player gaiming and video editing for enjoyment purposes.
>>
>>7453341
>You are someone who is literally retarded
Ad Hominem
>blames STEM degrees, which you don't have, for your own social failings
Perhaps you should take a comprehension class
> wants to share her ways
Maybe you're as autistic as her if you are unable to work out that no matter how much you think your help is needed if it's not wanted you need to leave the person alone.
>opiate junkie
Are you trying to push straight edge bullshit on 4chan? Get a life.
>trying to make some friends.
I have skype friends, even if I didn't I don't want to be friends with Oryx, for the last time get it into your autistic brain I don't care how much she thinks she should be my friend I don't want to be her friend an I will never be her friend.
>>7453349
Thanks <3
>>
>>7453377
Unless you're getting a great deal on that card you should be looking at the 1070 instead.
>>
>>7453375
my boobies would like to disagree with you
>>
>>7453351
Lewd basic is best basic!
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oh fuck it oh bollocks
I'd planned to start aichartee at the beginning of January but I've had an unexpected bill and need to push it back a month
that sucks
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>>7453307
What utter faggoty shite
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>>7453388
CUTE
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>>7453323
Not as cringey as your waking lives
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>>7453356
:D
>>7453377
Just go for a 1000 series unless you've got a deal on that 980
>>7453382
Amy's posts read like a weird RP
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>>7453388
why do i want this to be me
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>>7453382
because girls can have silly ideas about guys
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>>7453372
me too ;_;
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>>7453363
Hey...again
You're cute when you're coy~
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>>7453397
;_;
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>>7453377
>single player gaiming
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>>7453396
Men exclusively communicate in Halo references
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>>7453382
don't give him the attention he craves and just ignore his posts. if o one ever replied to him or made mention of his posts he'd go away
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>>7453371
Whatever helps you sleep at night. Your faith in estrogens mind control powers has been shattered
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>>7453404
I'm gonna assume this is true in all future endevours.
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>>7453408
he's literally a guy now it would be massively disrespectful to ignore his pronouns that he wants
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>>7453406
If I ever get like that promise to shoot me.
>>7453408
That's his preferred pronoun.
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>>7453402
me too, all this lewd talk is making me feel things
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>>7453411
yeah, but amy has done nothing to deserve respect, she did do a lot to destroy whatever default amount of respect you have for stranfers.
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>>7453410
Don't forget the really alpha guys also communicate in grunts and belching sounds
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>tfw you make a guy come sexting
I assumed it was all memes, but it feels really good
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>>7453260
Not in my boobs. But of course it feels good to be complimented.
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>>7453416
I'd buy that
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>>7453416
I think I told you a super long time ago that I didn't like those backpacks, but they aren't terribly gender exclusive, if you like them I doubt anyone will care.
>>7453417
and bench pressings.
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Surgery anon here. Any tips from post-op people on how to position yourself so it hurts less?
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>>7453382
>me vs dysphoria
>>7453406
Don't think I forget your treacherous "encouragement"
You are the worst hugboxer here. You would tell anyone to transition just so you can desperately drag another person into your collective tranny hell
>>7453408
It's good. Say my PROPER pronouns. The ones granted to me by the God.
>>7453411
>doesn't know that those ARE the pronouns I want
I killed amy. Thank you for acknowledging her death.
>>7453415
Why would I ever want respect from you underlings?
I've already acquired all the respect I need from the real world.
Your disdain only further validates me.
I am your antithesis.
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>>7453405
Y...y..you're making me blush, sweetie!
No fair, I was supposed to be the one making you blush
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>>7453423
low quality opinion, lauren
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>>7453360
Well enjoying hoy cum is enjoying hot cum. Just coming up with a meme way to say it is gay at this point. I mean blow jobs for me are strange, like i just like doing it, felling his hand on the back of my head as he randomly throat fucks me, i like the sound it makes popping out of my mouth under pressure, my whole body tingles when i slurp on it, rubbing his buff muscles as he pets me and i treat his cock like a popsicle just feels good
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>>7453423
Basic pleb taste, that's like saying water is good when you're thirsty. Try risking a bit more next time.
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>>7453417
>>7453404
>>7453396
>>7453393
A poor feeble attempt at psychological subversion. I have seen this all before.
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>>7453431
that has been your best description so far.
you can also ask him to do particular stuff, that also works when forming the fantasy and you don't actually have your mouth occupied when you're not actually sucking him.
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>>7453421
I also communicate in bench press
>>7453423
Awe Ty <3
>>7453424
Sex or dilation?
>>7453432
Wtf am i basic
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>>7453439
b-but i want be puss
;___;
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>>7453424
Don't know. It didn't really hurt much for me. Is it the catheter that hurts?
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>>7453437
>Wtf am i basic
you're baby's first mtfg crush
anyone who still likes you obviously hasn't been here long enough to develope a more refined palate
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>>7453427
You unfortunately remind me of me. This is pretty much why STEM gives me PTSD now because whenever I felt sad about not being a girl I'd channel that into this massive God complex around my academic abilities "I'm going to crush everyone, I'm going to look down on them all and laugh at their puny brains". Autistic shit like that. It's not healthy.
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>>7453437
you're default best, you don't count.
phien is similar but when she is doing badly it does take love to care for her.
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>>7453444
I'm totally an acquired taste.
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>>7453436
What I need to do is get srs so i can fuck like him like a normal person, pee like a normal person, and not have to tuck like a normal person
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>>7453450
Hi CFH.
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>>7453451
iktf
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>>7453450
>I'm totally an acquired taste.
this may be the first time i've ever agreed with anything you've said
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>>7453444
But my roomie is an oldfag and they seem to like me just fine
>>7453449
Phien is best girl
I can't compare
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>>7453460
Phien is part of the pantheon, but she really pushes your tolerance some times and you end up worrying about some girl from another continent that you've never met all day.
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>>7453430
huggs~
When are you going to sit on my lap?!~
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>>7453462
>tfw half the board hates me and half loves me.
It aint easy bein cheesy
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u need the most patrician taste to acquire me
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>>7453460
>But my roomie is an oldfag and they seem to like me just fine
i'm going to be a bit more forgiving when it comes to them, since they have the misfortunate of having to live with you and the constant fear of what you might do to them when they're sleeping.
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>>7453467
These butt is made for sitting,
And that's just what it'll do
One of these days these butt is gonna sit all over you
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>>7453448
I feel happy about not being a girl
I come here to piss on amy's grave and celebrate my renewed ownership of this soul.
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>>7453468
I was not aware of the second part
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>>7453441
I don't know what hurts. Might be the catheter. Sometimes when I move around it stops hurting but I haven't been able to replicate it.
It doesn't hurt enough to warrant more painkillers. I was able to sleep like this last night.
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>>7453462
only like 2 people like me lol
>forever d-list
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>>7453472
Yoi didnt get a haircut yet so you are still trans, at this point you are trolling for pity passing. Go shave your head if your serious.
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>>7453478
tfw shaved head
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>>7452579
Femgen shitposter here, how can I tell if I actually want to be a girl. I keep flip flopping on going farther than I already have
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>>7453450
Hi! Hi!
Awake but not fully functioning yet.
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>>7453472
Why do you act like that wasn't you? Spartan is Amy and Amy is Spartan. Amy's soul is Spartan's soul and Spartna's soul is Amy's. Is it just a trick of repression to pretend otherwise?
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>>7453466
Yeah..
She does make me worry sometimes ;_;
>>7453470
What's there to forgive?
They deliver me all the punishment I need, they're doing a public service
>>7453475
You're going to have to ride it out if it's pain that soon post op. Some get lucky and some don't. Don't be stingy with the painkillers, they do help.
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>>7453472
I hate bipolar people who transition.
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>>7453475
They still gave me my script medication at the srs clinic and the mix of opiates and heavy benzo means I was zonked out for the few days I was there and that my memories are hazy. It never got painful, though.
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>>7453481
do you want to be a girl? y/n
do you want to be a guy? y/n
if yea to the girl question then there u go
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>>7453472
frank horrigan was a tranny
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Completely immune to opiates now. When I get srs how badly will it hurt? Like a bad papercut?
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>>7453481
what do you want to be in 20 years? what would be the optimal luckiest future?
that's pretty much what I did.
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>>7453471
Urgh, yes please...this is what I want, like right now help.
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>>7453478
I did get a haircut. No more uncomfortable messy hair keeping me awake at night.
>pity passing
The best thing about being a cis male is you don't have to worry about passing.
While you spend hours of your day getting ready to even leave the house.
You guys make me realise how easy my life is
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>>7453473
Haters gonna hate :)
>>7453477
>used to be the only black trip
>oldfag
>mountains of drama
I'd say you're A list
>>7453478
She won't do it, I remember when i tried to repress every morning I kept telling myself I'd go to the barber but I never did it.
>>7453493
I didn't know you did opiates?
Just increase the dose.
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>>7453482
Woke up at 1545. And I need a dentist appointment. Corner of a molar just got chipped because of poorly sorted lentils. Chewing on a pebble sucks.
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>>7453497
Pics or ir didnt happen
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>>7453489
I got a tube in my spine so I have been entirely lucid despite feeling nothing at all the first few days. They had to remove it though as I am recovering, which means some pain has set in. I only get morphine and over the counter painkillers now.
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>>7453493
Get your tolerance to baseline sooner rather than later or you're gonna have a bad time
>>7453483
No I'm basic
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>>7453498
>kora
>oldfag
she came here like 2 months before you.
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>>7453493
If it goes the same as it did for me, it's surprisingly painless.
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why is tranny porn super agp?
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>>7453484
Even Vader viewed Anakin as a different person to himself. And he was correct.
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>>7453508
today I was watching porn, and at the beginning the girl was doing a strip tease and I was thinking..'wow thats actually pretty agp of her'
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>>7453503
Where did you get surgery? I was out of the clinic walking on my own on the third day after the operation.
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>>7453509
>Vader
>destroying Anakin
Buried, sure. Destroyed, no. That's why Anakin came back in the end.
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>>7453513
You are so unbelievably full of shit sometimes
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>>7453509
b-but anakin came back right at the end when it was too late, and died with a mountain of regrets
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>>7453516
Well, this is 4chan. Edie is half iranian so she's black for a lot of people.
But no, I'm sure there was a handful in the begining.
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>>7453498
but all of that is wrong
>only black trip
merc was here way longer than me
>oldfag
I only started posting like a year and a half ago
>mountains of drama
not really i like who i like and dislike who I dislike
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>>7453516
Stop taking opiates
Wait
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>>7453513
Stockholm reconstructive plastic surgery. I'm supposed to be here 8 days. I can walk around as of yesterday but my blood pressure is screwed after being bed ridden so I have to be careful.
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>>7453518
You can check up the archive. I posted updates in /mtfg/ from the moment I woke up.
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>>7453500
Ouch!
I check lentils before putting them in the pot. Spread them out on a cookie sheet. I almost always find a pebble or few.
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>>7453504
t-ty anon. don't be jealous you'll have a qt bf to take care of you one day!
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>>7453525
Listen, I take everything you say with a grain of salt considering you post on your asylum's wifi, but I refuse to believe for a second that you were posting updates from anywhere but a hospital bed 3 days post op.
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>>7453516
>I'm going to art school
ugh shakira how many times do I have to tell you, art stuff is lame
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>>7453530
basic bouncy and basic gayfer, obviously.
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>>7453514
>>7453519
>the forced good guy by faggot lucas ending means it's true
In the real Star Wars. Vader never turned back to Anakin and all the Jedi were killed.
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>>7453521
> Edie is half iranian so she's black for a lot of people.
Lmao merica
>>7453534
STEM is lame too, if it didn't pay so well it wouldn't be so popular. I actually originally wanted to study product design but changed my mind because got sucked into the 300k starting STEM meme
>>7453522
Sorry I didn't know you were not much older than me.
>>7453523
Yeah but
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>>7453341
My aunt says uts a shame ._.
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>>7453537
headcanon now? how much of an aspie can you be?
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>>7453539
And I am argentinian so it's default black even when my legs are the same color as phien's apparently.
Still, I'm sure there were black girls fom the very begining.
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>>7453539
honestly the money isn't even something I think about, I just find science in general incredibly interesting, I always have
studying how the world works is just so cool
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>>7453543
trip on, anise
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>>7453543
Pero porque no estas usando tu trip?
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>>7453544
yeah, but that's not what you do in stem. You sit in a lab (usually a place with computers) crunching data and making coffee for your boss so your name can be at the bottom for a huge list for years until you get your own lab and do exactly the same but also screen younger people.
>>7453546
I don't deserve it, I'm still waiting to start E again ;__;
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>>7453542
Still can't be anything worse than a tranny :^)
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>>7453516
Voldemort was white
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>>7453549
Eres tu
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Girls, is Lauren single?
Asking for a friend...
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>>7453539
No buts
Also your tolerance is low anyways, codeine is a pretty weak opiate
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>>7453555
Then do something with your 3d printing. To to the imakr shop in chauncery lane and talk to james or julian about what sort of work can be done. Be social and get a little inspiration
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>>7453557
I-I'm single
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>>7453557
only if you're a girl
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>>7453560
>I think I want to make a christmas cake because I am christmas cake now. Is it really pathetic to make a joke only you will get?
i think you're really stretching the definition of the word "joke" here, anon
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>>7453561
I haven't made it yet, I'll post it when I do.
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>>7453533
Could scan the schedule papers from Chett if I was home. Got to the clinic the 7th of May early in the morning, went under around midday. Don't remember waking up from anesthesia proper, woke up on the 8th around 0100 and posted here a bit. The post-op tubing and circulatory assistance was entirely removed on the 10th. Walked out of the clinic and was brought back to the hotel on the 11th, early in the morning. The packing got removed by a nurse on the 13th.
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>>7453561
I was an intern at a soil lab, or however you call the place where farmers send samples to see how to properly prepare the land, for a couple of months. It was ultra comfy. I got there, putted on the coat, worked 10 small samples at a time, mixing, testing, taking notes. Then the next batch. The two guys who owned it were always quiet and the radio only picked up a christian station and they apollogized every once in a while for that.
It can be enjoyable, much more than an office job with a tiny sallary. But it's not DISCOVER THE SECRETS OF THE WORLD AND ADVANCE THE HUMAN RACE!
>>7453568
I would jiggle for days.
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>>7453571
>But it's not DISCOVER THE SECRETS OF THE WORLD AND ADVANCE THE HUMAN RACE!
it would be cool if it was though, wouldn't it? :(
still, I can't think of anything I would rather do
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>>7453576
If you like it you like it. Remember that science is tiny incremental steps, there are no heros changing paradigms anymore. Just don't be an ass with people that choose another career.
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>>7453588
I wasn't trying to be an ass :(
I just was sad she threw away her 3d printer and deleted all the drone stuff because it reminded her of her old self
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>>7453593
FFFFFF
did she really do that? I missed that episode, I'm mad at her now.
I was just making a general statement about how most stem people are. Phycists are the worse in my experience, They think they are doing the hardest thing there is so even if they suck at it they have to be superior to everyone else.
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>>7453633
>maybe
So there's hope for us, mon amour?!~
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