/mtfg/ Male to Female General

im so bored

I'm fucking starving senpai. Gotta stay on the diet though.

same

>>7416675
Angles and meme magicks desu.
Life is just like uncle fill: cruelhouse

>>7416680
So I'm not sure of it 100% but I feel like it's very possible I'm trans or at the least a cross dresser

>>7416695
how do you make the difference between cross dresser and trans in your case?

>>7416686
You like me shut up <3
>>7416687
Smoke weed ayy lmao
>>7416695
Ok but are you cute
>>7416689
Post butt

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Can we have a comfy thread like last night where we talked about girlshit and transitioning or is it gonna be the same ol trash

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>first day in weeks that you are okay with your body
>your face is completely disgusting
this is a nice an healthy cycle.

>>7416693
>How ladylike of her :^)
she was a monster in repression
>You can't claim male superiority when you're a fuckin tranny lel
like what you're doing :^)

>>7416692
we're both gonna make it desu senpai

>>7416704
i havent smoked weed since i was like 16

its not good for your transition either ^^

>>7416708
not as long as spartan sticks around

>>7416708
That would be nice, but idk how doable it will be with Amy still around.

I just got clocked

>tfw your hips are so uncomfortable you can't lay on your bed with your laptop laying on you
this better be worth it :((

Can we have an unspoken rule where we don't post in beanboy threads or reply to any of his posts? I'm so tired of this misgendering thirsty fucking faggot being here fuck.

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>>7416713


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtx18tPNda4

>tfw mtfg tried to kill me
>tfw they killed the tranny disease and made their new worst shitposter

>>7416718
what'd they say

This cold is turning my hands into sandpaper and moisturizer isn't helping. What do I do? ;_;

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Should I get a second pair of blue jeans or go for a different color? What colors are good for pants? Black seems like a solid pair

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>>7416709
How do I get this cycle instead of all disgusting all the time?
>>7416712
Idk about me. Gotta pray for ffs coverage
>>7416718
>not having it all day everyday

>>7416702
Well it's weird, I love the way women clothing feels and I'm very androgynous in mind and body. Sometimes I feel like I really would want to transition and others I feel like I just want to dress up. I would want to keep my dick regardless. Transitioning and cross dressing are very close to impossible at the moment because I live with my parents.

>>7416718
Pull down ur pants until they're at ur knees and run at him/her screaming
THIS WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE MOTHERFUCKER?!?!?!?
Try not to fall

>>7416718
you mean miss intentionally tries to boymode and talks in her guyvoice eventually got clocked?
let me guess you misheard maam as man yet again?

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This outfit is so busy it bothers my eyes to look at it

beanboy needs therapy

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>>7416722
You just spoke it so it can't be an unspoken rule, anonymous.
BeanBoy: 1
(You): 0

>>7416729
Oh didn't even answe your question lol. Cross dresser would be someone who dresses up and goes out as a woman on occasion while trans would be someone living full time as a woman

>>7416735
ew

>>7416720
>tfw started too late for hip growth
;~;

>>7416727
I guess it depends on what's already in your wardrobe.
A black pair would probably be a good choice if you don't have a pair already.

>tfw all of your friends have responsibilities to attend to and can't stay up and drink with you on a Thursday

Man. It hasn't even been winter break for a day yet and it's already boring. Entertain me plis

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>>7416728
>How do I get this cycle instead of all disgusting all the time?
you need tunel vision

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>>7416735

Yeehaw, woke up feeling no dysphoria; looked at male self in the mirror and felt 100% comfortable. Time to never think about transitioning again and to inform all of my associates that it was just a phase, if they're okay to be friends still?

>>7416728
start looking into ways to make cash online!

im making some scraps off a site that i made

it's not a lot right now but this site has the potential to make enough money every month to cover all living expenses desu

if i were to open up more sites too it could add up to a good amount of cash

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Ooooh, I love ombre stuff, I wanna find a pair of these in my size.
>>7416742
Right now as far as pants go I have literally one pair of bluejeans. That's it lmao. My second pair doesn't fit me anymore so I'm giving those to Charlotte if they fit on her.

>>7416747
whats that thing on her neck

Ugh, I was gonna have my best friend over for the first time in a while but I caught a stomach bug and I've been going between my bed and the toilet hoping not to puke over anything all day. I woke up again a little while ago hoping it was mostly over so I could play some games but I'm already feeling it coming back on. Going back to bed.

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>>7416722
But then we have a dozen mtfg threads that seem active.
Just ignore him like you're supposed to do.

>>7416736
you need to stop abusing minors

>>7416735
Where is the outfit?

>>7416751
My guess was a hickey.

>>7416723
yet you're still here

>>7416742
im 20 so i thought i was too but now i dont know

>>7416753
No just the empty bean faggot thread an then the one everyone else is using. Letting that retard make threads is like letting him be apart of the community here. >>7416753

>>7416753
my niece is so cute

>>7416755
that doesnt look like any hickey ive ever seen

>>7416742
I've got some plain baby making tier hips. Granted, I've always had them, even before hrt. Males in my family have weird genetics. They all have super fem hips.

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I kind of like these but idk about the flannel like I like it and don't at the same time
Fleece tho which sounds great
>>7416755
Correct! Also kind of a bite mark. The previous night was fun.

>>7416758
it's usually until 25 unless you started puberty at 12 or something.

I for one enjoy beanies company

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As I've said before. The bjorg saga is one I wish to witness.

And besides. Shitposting here is just too much. Fun


If there's one thing cults hate. It's the one that beat them.

>>7416761
Hah, someone's sex life isn't very.. adventurous.

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>>7416764
Thought so! I know that exact mark quite well..

>>7416765
idk but im half puertorican so i certainly have hip genes

>>7416767
>>7416757

>>7416748
Wait, oh no, my dysphoria's back!

>>7416773
fucking faggot wanting to be a girl
*cums on your face*

>>7416750
hmm
Well in that case maybe you'd wanna get another pair in blue, but a different shade of blue.
Or black or a different color. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Also, what site are the jeans in your pic from?

>>7416758
Aw, well I guess you got lucky then.
>tfw started at 23
#yungHunLyfe

>>7416763
Nice.
My hips are actually not horrible per se, but they're absolutely dwarfed by my shoulders, so it would've been nice if they could have widened to even out my proportions a bit.

i pronounce hon "hawn" and there's NOTHING you can do about it

>>7416749
i'm praying for insurance desu. i need a lot of shit done...
>>7416780
>tfw started early but still hon lyfe

>>7416767
Anna has bought hrt and wants to have transbian sex with Amy

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>>7416782

>>7416782
STAHP

>>7416782
god damn americans...
LEARN TO ENGRICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm having a hard time learning all these different cuts and fits
high rise
mid rise
jegging
skinny
modern
boot
crop

>>7416770
Colors would definitely be fun
>Also, what site are the jeans in your pic from?
target
>>7416770
lewd
id want more marks but im afraid of a blood clot..

>>7416782
lay off the diphthongs ameritrannies, it's just "hun"

>>7416794
but those are unisex cuts

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>>7416656
>Better put on some Lou Reed b/c they're commin for your ass.
To late, they already have my ass... When I went to get a security clearance at a defense contractor job, I got the OK back in two days. That meant they had a current file on me as of that request. Could have been something about going out with a gal who was high up in the state department. Of course it may have also been due to my European lover. Both likely warranted a full check with periodic updates.

>>7416735
top and bottom clash. wrong color mix.

>grabbed two pairs of jeans from Target.

>>7416725
I went to get Mexican
Grill cook staring at me
His friend comes out and says
>why are you just standing there say something Jesus
>what can I get you ma'am
>grill cook is standing right behind him staring at me with his mouth open
>order in male voice
>his eyes go wide
>he starts whispering in his friends ear and they're both laughing
>he tells him to stop it

It was really mean desu ;-;

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>>7416784
Only cis females may lie with the spartan.

Bjorg will be saved. He will find the strength of will to defeat your drugs.

Or if he doesent. It only stands as testament to my unique status as the truly incorruptibile.

>>7416794
You replied to me both times. And yeah, I'm fairly intoxicated currently. Lewd stuff slips here and there.

>>7416800
ya gotta go all in and default to girl voice!

Daily reminder that if you don't get your clothes at Target, you're doing yourself a disservice.

>>7416807
Nooooo
https://clyp.it/idelbd50

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>>7416794
see >>7416780

>>7416806
honestly i fucking love biting
it feels amazing
and having my neck suckled is also amazing
>>7416808
Target is my second home

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>>7416800

I was with this trans girl on Saturday.
Gave her hella hickies.
Says she can host this Sunday.
:/
I want a gf..

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>>7416804
>cis females
you will cry during sex
why have you never had a girlfriend Amy?

>>7416804
you should have shipped Anna your hrt instead of just pitching it
that's what a real friend would have done

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>>7416812
Grace pants are supposed to fit like this

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>>7416824
I know, those are my old boyjeans, that was months ago!
My jeans fit like this now, which Kari tells me is right? I feel like they squeeze the heck out of me and barely fit tho, which is why I think size 4 is too small

>>7416800
so what happens to absolutely everyone here all the time?
And every time you wrote grill I read girl.

>>7416811
>:(
you gotta go all in someday

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>>7416812
>honestly i fucking love biting
>it feels amazing
>and having my neck suckled is also amazing
It's pretty great yeah. Doesn't beat having your nips bit/sucked on though. That's an instant ticket to "please fuck me" town.

>>7416812
I got this dress at target! Granted it doesn't show the whole thing, but it's the only image I could find of me in it lol. It is my favorite outfit for sure though.

>>7416800
Mexicans are NOT the most accepting when it comes to queers, just brush it off, we have thick skin and are rough around the edges but are good people.

>>7416825
hank hill ass.jpg

>>7416794
>target
Interesting.
I never bothered to look for clothes at Target before, but maybe I should.
The jeans in the pic I was asking you about looked kinda neat.

>>7416798
Yeah, but clearly she never bothered to learn them before because she didn't care about her clothes or appearance when she was boymode.

>>7416804
can confirm >>7416821
tried with three different girls. it was super devastating when we were both naked.

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>>7416828
>nips bit/sucked

ohhhhhmygosh yes that's like an instant put me in the mood button

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>>7416822
a friend doesent take away his friends drugs. But he certainly doesent supply it

>>7416821
I've had gfs. I just don't do ltrs because I'm emotionally lazy

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Tfw kicked out of another trans group

>>7416812
>boy pants
>p noticable bulge
would pet

>>7416768
nah im pretty vanilla
its the masterrace i think

>>7416766
how?

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>>7416828
I prefer nip biting to sucking, sucking doesn't do too much for me but if you try to bite my nips off ill be happy
>I got this dress at target! Granted it doesn't show the whole thing, but it's the only image I could find of me in it lol. It is my favorite outfit for sure though.
Ooooh, cute ~
I got this one from target but never wore it ;_;
>>7416831
Target and kohls have plenty of cheap but great stuff
>>7416840
T-that's just the zipper, and I stopped wearing those a long time ago!

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>>7416839
>tfw Angie is an uglier version of me if I was stupid enough to fall for Transition

Thanks for being a Living warning. Actually that goes for most of you kek

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Brb fags

>>7416846
>sucking doesn't do too much for me
My nips are super sensitive, so sucking is enough for me, biting is "okay you better fuck me right this moment" tier. Oddly my left nip is noticeably more sensitive than my right though. Is that odd?

>>7416846
You look fat

>>7416844
It was very obviously me samefagging dumbass

beanboy is a weirdo
does he really have aids?

>>7416829
It was two black guys >.>
>>7416826
We'll they didn't misgender me, small victories
>>7416827
I'm getting my voice surgery in February
>>7416846
My daughter a cute

>>7416854
Man. He never guessed that you talk to yourself.

You sure showed him.

>>7416856
isn't that dangerous

why not just train

https://clyp.it/5qnl3bdo

mine is shit but ive only been doing it a few weeks and a got lazy so im only just getting back into it

my tummi hurts guys :c

i like boob bites too

>>7416812
biting is really nice
i've been biting my shoulder ever time i fap uwu

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Hm I'm really conflicted now cause I've always thought my size 6 fits the best on me but with kari telling me I'm supposed to be wearing pants that literally hug the life out of me maybe the size 4 was best
idk what to order now
>>7416852
Perhaps its that way cause its closer to your heart than the right.
My nipples arent that sensitive though and it makes me sad ;_;
>>7416856
>tfw mommy says you're cute
>>7416867
I-i should have tried that earlier

just successfully wished my friend happy birthday at 11:59pm

im too funny sometimes

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhoxSajAMtE

>>7416850
Glad I could help amy

>>7416859
I'll always be a boy
https://clyp.it/txty5qmf

Because doing it sounds fake and I want a real voice and to never talk like a man again

>>7416859
bro, you sound like a chick

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:p

>>7416876
faye pls you've posted amazing voices before
WHATS REAL

tfw the most adorable sleepy selfies

>>7416855
DONT fucking DO that LMFAO
You know i don't thats mean as shit LMAO
>>7416856
Oh.
Id say ew here but I've probably fucked more black guys than most people here :/

>>7416880
she asked her cis gf, everyone knows.

>>7416800
At least you're pretty :)
That feeling always rlly sucks tho. Especially if it's during a good day.
>>7416799
Jfc.
Do you use your butt as a passport as well?

>>7416855
he makes me uncomfortable

http://www.strawpoll.me/11886249

>>7416869
you should
it's really nice
right when you're about to orgasm you start biting super hard and it feels really good
i've got a huge orange bruise on my shoulder now tho

>>7416880
I have no girl voice that's what is real
https://clyp.it/fa0vi0oa

>>7416846
lol

>>7416891
are you really going to define you entirely for your relationship with a minor?

>>7416891
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11886249
I have no idea who either of you are to even say.

>>7416892
Interesting, never even thought of that. I don't have much in the way of marks currently, but my bf does. I have a problem with digging my nails into my bf when I'm really into things. I don't even realize I'm doing it honestly. I feel bad though. Some definite claw marks going on.

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>>7416864
>>7416852
>Laying in the grass
>wearing a backless one piece low plunging swim suit
>both shoulders are off
>One nipple getting sucked
>other nipple getting bit and tugged on
>body being caressed
>quickly reach orgasm
>whole body rocks
>they keep going
>have another stronger and longer orgasm

>>7416877
s-sorry bro

is that gay?

>>7416902
Smiles is a sweet early transitioner dealing with a ton of shit, Claire dumped her fiance to ocassionally visit her and make her life even harder.

>>7416900
she thinks that I look better than she does, so I came here to prove her wrong

>>7416895
https://clyp.it/hqtsnxcq
>>7416910
lol

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do i look cute

pic related

>>7416904
+1

ily nim

>>7416906
>is that gay?
no, i said "no homo" before i listened, so it's fine

>>7416908
I had wondered where you went!
how are you doing?

>>7416910
you only come here to talk about her tho
we get it, do something else

>>7416912
>>7416895

Fuck off faggots

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>>7416912
>https://clyp.it/hqtsnxcq

>>7416920
I don't tho?
I was here last night and I mentioned her once (?)

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>>7416908
Sounds about par for /mtfg/. Thanks for the filler, anon-chan.

>>7416912
you have the diction of Linda Belcher

>>7416919
if you're thinking about the anon that isn't birdy at all even though he knows everything about him, he tends to insult smiles more than anything.

>>7416915
<33

>>7416912
>femboy calls you a gay man and mommy.mpg

>>7416913
yes

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>>7416932

>>7416883
>I've probably fucked more black guys than most people here :/

I don't think I could fuck a black guy. I just don't really find them attractive honestly. I prefer my boys white, thin, and a bit on the andro side. Oh and if Asian, that's like +10 to adorable.

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>visiting dad for a couple weeks
>thought I'd get a little time to myself to relax
>his gf decides to start coming over since she's not working much this time of year
>instead of getting time to myself I have to interact with someone for the entire day for the next few days who I have absolutely nothing in common with
>the day where he's supposed to go out of town, now his gf wants to cone over and force me to go out and do stuff
reeeee
I just want to be a shut in in peace
>>7416782
>there are people that don't pronounce it like hawn
>>7416835
>tfw no one to suck my puffy sensitive nips

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>>7416928
when clearly we all should sound like Louise.
I wish I could practice her voice but it's so high and screaming I would bother m neighbors.

>>7416932
you can be a man and a mommy, don't judge.

>>7416935
grace why do you call faye mommy

>>7416922
"Her" voice is ridiculous for sure

>>7416930
hi nim <3333333
are you having a good night?

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>>7416930
Nim is my favorite toy.

>>7416912
To grace
https://clyp.it/apv1xei4
Love faye

>>7416869
>Hm I'm really conflicted now cause I've always thought my size 6 fits the best on me but with kari telling me I'm supposed to be wearing pants that literally hug the life out of me maybe the size 4 was best
iktf

>went and bought a handful of size 6 jeans
>now I think they might be a little loose, and that maybe I should have gotten size 4 instead
:/

wait if faye is a gay man how is she mommy

>>7416950
is this a sicnere attempt at girl voice or is this the boy voice you use all the time?

>>7416950
to faye
https://clyp.it/zby5d2py
love grace

>>7416912
hearing someone call someone else their mommy makes me laugh

>>7416948
tfw you're secretly over it but kind of like being mad at root

>>7416944
its aiight

lil bored

how's yours

>>7416954
she's a gay FtM that got pregnant.

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>>7416913
i found you nim

>>7416959
me2

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>try to find university transcripts
>find binder full of tranny shit and legal documents
>find photo ID taken at 3 months hormones
wew

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>>7416912
she's fkn committed

>>7416955
That's my guy voice
>>7416956
>.>
>daddy

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>>7416641
>>7416671
>>7416673
>>7416693

>>7416958
Now you can be mad at me again.

mommy

>>7416958
im doing pretty okay

i had a power outage like 30 minutes ago
its supposed to rain a lot

why arent you in any of the discords im in :(

>>7416965
tell smiles i said heart emoji pls

>>7416961
cute

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>>7416963
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>>7416963
post
also would you suck your own dick?

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I don't remember if i shared this here
anyways, it's been like a month since i've been able to take HRT on account of my itty, scarred up esophagus
I recently learned i can get a prescription for a compounded form of spironolactone, to get it in a suspension.
And as much as i am SUPER NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO the idea of syrupy spiro-flavor coating my tongue, i'm really starting to sink into some dysphoria and am beyond desperate enough to stomach it.
anyways, here's a recording of me browsing facebook in the middle of the night like two days ago

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>>7416961
literally who

>>7416968
it's just turned into indifference now

>>7416888
It's what happens when you have a powerful lady looking out for ya. She pretty much hooked me up with both of them. I do think my teenage butt did open many doors for me. At least it and my long hair said girl to many. When 15 I walked past said powerful lady, and she wanted to get my number. She didn't know what I looked like when I was crossdressing thus didn't recognize me. I hadn't seen her sitting there waiting for me to get home, or I'd have said hello.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFIpaIWSHFI

What's /mtfg/ doing for christmas?

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what was your coming out to family and friends like? how did they react? if you could. change from something about how it played out what would you change?

I'd change never telling my mom and it was a royal shit show with family. friends were fine. except one of their parents flipped the fuck out and banned me from hanging around his son for fear of spreading my degeneracy to him

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>>7416974
sure dude

i hate benadryl

>>7416973
at least you can swallow again
I doubt it will have the exact same taste as regular spiro, it's literally mint flavor unrelated to anything in it. they can make it any flavor and it won't be the same chemical anyway.

>>7416977
>What's /mtfg/ doing for christmas?
probably gonna post some mean things on the internet

>>7416956
https://clyp.it/umduuvdr

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gmgmgmgm
how are you
everything
OK?

>>7416977
Spending it with my bf's family. Basically that just means lots of drinking.

>>7416973
it's too bad you tend to identify as a femboy, you should be fighting for the position of queen of mtfg.

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>tfw screwed up facial team consult
I had everything planned and ended up choking up and looking like an autistic retard

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>>7416971
Ok, I guess I'll fire up the scanner

>>7416972
No I would not suck my own dick
Also how would I suck a dick that's not there?

>>7416973
I had that it tastes like nothing and they give you a little thing that shoots in in the back of your throat

>>7416985
You have very pretty eyes.

I hate everything and everyone

>>7416967
hii sheen!

>>7416992
>>7416985
I TOLD YOU

http://www.wnd.com/2016/12/investigators-find-source-for-obamas-online-birth-certification-image/
holy buckets of kek
if this shit is actually true this would be hilarious

Does anyone here have a more hon voice than Faye?

will waist training get me this? (Sorry for using your pics im just desperate)

>>7416966
https://clyp.it/wnur34v1

>>7416999
how do i pronounce it?

hawn? hun? hone?

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>>7416985
хopoший дeнь

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>>7416979
i have literally no interest in talking to you and ive realized that im a literally who trip so it doesn't matter either way, so where exactly did i lie?

im over it

ugh my throats been fucked the past few days, its too dry out and it keeps getting sore
idk why
maybe its done putting up with my shitty voice going through it aaaaaaayyyyyyyyy

>>7416994
iktf

>>7416973
You can inject medroxyprogesterone acetate (Depo Provera birth control shot). Good for killing T for a month plus. You could always grind up a spiro pill, mix it in some water and drink up, then chase it with a big glass of water.

>>7416977
Farming...

>>7417000
Who's pics? And I think you have to start before puberty to get curvier

need someone to bite me desu

>>7417000
no
waist training is bro science
organs don't work like that

>>7417002
it's short for "honey", so just "hun"

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>>7417006
yeah

>>7417000
Nope sorry it's genetics that will get you that.

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>cypro has like a dozen labs publishing it
>one costs a third of what the next cheapest one costs
>they are all literally the same

>>7417018
ty mom

Probably a stupid question, but what's the difference between taking multivitamins for men and multivitamins for women? Should I stop taking my multivits for men?

>>7416995
hi

>>7416999
me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06vqozl9EZj

>>7416999
Me maybe? Granted I'm sick currently, so my voice is a bit fucked up, but still. You can at least get an idea: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v5MDF1oYIL

>>7417025
fucking scotts lmao

>>7417019
how did you get a picture of me in my school uniform

>>7417012
>>7417015
>>7417020
really? aww im screwed then since I have no hips or waist

>>7417024
multivitamins for women has some stuff for menstruation time. but they are usually almost identical just more expensive. like most products aimed at women.

>>7417028
Sheen definitely isn't a Scott.

>>7417030
tbf she started at 12 so she basically developed like a cis female so don't worry

>>7417028
you're terrible with accents, man

>>7417026
if you're 80+ it's a perfectly normal voice

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Good evening.

>>7417003
please don't use my language, love

>>7417035
Yay! Only about 55 years off.

>>7417033
But I want an hourglass :( do you think I could get surgery?

>>7417034
>>7417032
how am i supposed to recognize it through a veil of estrogen and cigarettes

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https://unsee.
cc/tugipado/

3 months hrt 1 month fulltime

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>>7417029
master hacker
>>7417037
Я бyдy дeлaть вce, чтo я хoчy

>>7417041
looks like hanna!

>>7417041
what was HRT like in the 1940s

>>7417040
If you're willing to risk the high chances it will fail then maybe.

>>7417038
you'll eventually match with your voice and you'll be dandy

>>7417041
was that when you were the feared "Betsy the Bandolier" in the 40's?

>>7417046
horse piss, mostly

>>7417028
I'm Australian

>>7417040
I don't smoke :(

I'm just not good at anything

>>7417047
I guess I am better off dead then ok bye

>>7417048
Now just to wait.

>>7417041
>hrt makes you look funny
old elanna looksmore like a cis natural fem

>>7417051
hey sheen, did you know that if you say "raise up lights", it kinda sounds like you're saying "razor blades" in an australian accents?

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>>7417024
this >>7417031
I started taking women's because I have a minor iron issue and a major calcium one. If you are getting a good varied diet you shouldn't need a multivitamin, but it's cheap and a good backup.

For me I have issues with cyanocobalamin and folic acid so I take one with methylcobalamin and methylfolate instead. Means it is $36 a month versus < $4 a month.

>>7417026
First half sounds fine, but the second half sounds like you just really quit giving a shit.

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>>7417054
I don't have any plans for the next 50 years, so yeah, sure

>>7417051
insulting you is the only person i feel bad about

>>7416981
>>7416991

Oh dang, are you peeps for real?
That's a lot off my chest, desu, i, like, really -really- fucking hate the taste of spiro so that all sounds like good times.

>>7417010

Is that available in the US?
Also *gagging
I tried that at first but the taste was so bad, that i actually -did- gag, which was very, very painful with my esophagus.

>>7417059
Yeah, I've got some congestion going on, I'm inebriated, and I also just plain don't care since it's not like I'm trying to hide being a tranny from /mtfg/. Combination of all of that really kills my effort.

>>7417057

I love these things.

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https://clyp.it/a3rd25ng
how was this clyp tho

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>>7417041
>https://unsee.
>cc/tugipado/
you look like a jane doe that went missing in the 1960s, and this was the photo the authorities put out to try and find you

>>7417065
I had one brand of spiro that tasted like cheap mints, totally tolerable. It's 100% their choice to make it taste like shit.

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>>7417048
Yeah my hobby was snorting coke and robbing banks

>>7417046
It was pretty ok i guess

>>7417056
I blame my selfie cam

>>7417070
lmao

>>7417045
no hanna is cuter

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>>7417068
go away, grace. we have elanna and circe now.

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>>7417073
Don't use my images you slut

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>>7417073

>>7417041
>3 months hrt
oh look, another fultimer who passed pre hrt

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>>7417075
let's compare image numbers if you think you got it first.

>>7417072
you're both cute

>>7417068
live from inside the washing machine it's grace

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>>7417079
1375153897628

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>>7417076
</3

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>>7417068
>https://clyp.it/a3rd25ng

>>7417085
STILL DONT UNDERSTAND

>>7417065
Yes, it is the common Depo Provera birth control shot that is good for three months birth control, but only one to two months AA action. If your insurance will pay for it there is Lupron and some others, but they are all very expensive.

I get my Medroxyprogesteron acetate shots at $5 for three months. List price is $90 something per shot from my pharmacy. I hear they can be gotten as low as $50ish from some discount pharmacies. I get it in a prefilled 1ml syringe, and inject it into the muscle like estrogen injections are done.

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>>7417083
clearly edited

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>>7417089
You fucking wish, skank

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>>7417086

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>>7417077
>implying I passed to strangers on the street
>implying I had a voice

>>7417082
nah hanna's cuter

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All in a nights work.
I fucking guess

is snickerdoodle here

>>7417073
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t6nq6qCBB7

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>>7417094
It's all about the washingtons

>>7417092
WHAT DOES IT MEAN

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>>7417094
Not returning with inch + high stacks of cash...

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>>7417091
you're obviously low enough to do that

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>>7416991
thats the lewdest medicine I have ever heard of

ded thred ded community

>>7417099
goddamnit it, grace

maybe next time

why are we using a beanboy thread

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>>7417101
>tfw anon is paranoid
>>7417104
im dumb im sorry

who is my girlfriend

>>7417093
stop disagreeing with me!

>>7417097
Sadly that one does sound like you cared more despite your best efforts otherwise. I've heard you talk before. Actually try you slut.

>>7417087

I'm not thrilled about having to inject my AA's but a month of AA sounds mighty nice.
What are the doses like?

My doctor has me explain any new HRT stuff to her before she lets me try so i need all the info you got, if that's ok to ask.

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>tfw depression is starting to kick in

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>>7417109
I though we were competing to see who had the oldes images they didn't bother to rename.

>>7417110
potc

>>7417111
no u!

>>7416927
A little more detail if you're interested, Claire went after her now ex-fiance, who has known nothing but abuse basically his whole life, and told him she was in love with him and wanted to marry him. They spent almost a year together under those pretenses working towards this goal only for Claire to change her mind for no apparent reason and take everything back to cheat on him and leave him for an unstable tranny 15 year old who has no clue what consent or love is all while lying to him as it was happening, which she continued to do as she was ending their relationship.

tldr; Claire is an evil piece of shit.

>>7417114
get nice and comfy and relax a little

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>>7417115
i didnt rename any of mine, stop it

>>7417103
i know, i didnt even need to say anything and the thread died
Damn i'm good!

>>7417098
:^D

>>7417112
Again, I'm sick. It's winter in Missouri. What do you want from me? lol

>>7417116
>potc
aw man... beggars can't be choosers I guess

>>7417117
Neat. I normally don't care too much about this sort of thing, but I'm just drunk enough to dance so to speak. Any other juicy /mtfg/ gossip?

>>7417117
>They spent almost a year together
except they didn't ee each other a single time in their lives

how are you doing birdy?

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>>7417118
i did the thing again
where something changes inside my head and im acting different for a while
and now im kinda coming back to default state and im just thinking of the past couple days and i was not a good girl

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>>7417115
>tfw the oldest image i haven't renamed is a picture of creepychan
>tfw i saved the thumbnail

>>7417125
>Any other juicy /mtfg/ gossip?
[spoiler]i have a penis[/spoiler]

>>7417127
it's called abrahamic guilt

>>7417128
like a true newfag. I'm proud of you.

>>7417127
bad girls get spankings

>>7417116
>potc
anon said "girlfriend". Wouldn't really say potc fits the category of "girl". More like demonic replica.

>>7417123
I like your attitude.
How do you feel about babytrans that more or less pass in body ignoring the mosquito bites but has a caveman forehead?

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>>7417057
it doesnt work for me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OjqU6djh82

>>7417063
(.___. )

>>7417129
I have most of one. Who here /genitalmutilation/? Granted I haven't done it since my late teens, but yeah. Fucked it up pretty bad.

>>7417130
>abrahamic guilt
whats that
>>7417131
i dont want that
i just want to stop suddenly becoming a different person without realizing it and then come down a while later to a more depressed state

>>7417132
whats the difference between potc and poc (person of color)?

>>7417139
"t"

>>7417133
sounds like a good gf to me

>>7417138
the interpretaton of guilt instilled in every single religion in the abrahamic tree (judaism, christianity and islam) that isn't present in lesser traditions.

>>7417140
:thinking:

>>7417139
a poc is a non-white and a potc is anti-/pol/ on halal steroids

>>7417143
If it makes it easier:
potc - "t" = poc

>>7417103
just a lul...

>>7417113
It's a 150mg of medroxyprogesterone acetate in one ml of fluid. It has an air bubble so it is possible to shake it to mix it up. I shake it well a few time during the preceding couple days, and then let the bubbles pop. Then I prep my injection site, stick the needle on the syringe, remove the protector, squeeze out the air, and IM inject it. I immediately put my finger over the injection hole after the shot to keep it from flowing out. In a minute I'll remove my finger and put a bandaid over it.

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>>7417141
cool, you're my boyfriend now.

>>7417148
So that's how that works...

>>7417144
so potc are the enemies

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wtb bf

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>>7417150
life can be simple if you want it to.

>>7417100
>>7417098
Fuck you.
I don't need this.
I just want a gf.

>get there on my bike
>he sneaks me into the back house where he lives
>step inside
>immediately make him get on his knees
>start face fucking the little faggot
>make him get on the bed
>his spit should be enough
>ramm it in as hard as i can, no pre opening non of that bullshit
>"ughhhhhhhhhh"
>start to inch in deeper
>start to open him up
>full on fucking at this point
>try to fuck him harder so i can earn my money
>get a little soft cuz i don't really like him and am kinda bored at this point
>make him suck my Cock again
>he's all too happy to oblige, the little faggot.
>get on the bed on my back
>get his head between my legs
>wrap my legs around his back
>shove it all in there and make him take it as i throat fuck him
>kay fully hard again
>face down ass up
(Thats the deepest hardest position to pound btw for you scrubs)
>do my thing.
>kinda don't wanna do this anymore maaaaan
>try to enjoy it, it did feel good
>I've literally only eaten a burrito and four bags of chips this entire fucking week
>and like 30 beers
>stop again
>ask for a cigarette
>he asks me if i wanna leave
>Fuck yes give me my fucking money you stupid fucking prostitute buying queer faggot fuck Fuck you
>leave.
At least now i have money to spend on my qt3.14 this Sunday
>implying im not gonna blow it tomorrow on weed
:/

Tried to get a vid or a pic or something but he wasn't drunk and kinda bugged out when i went for my phone.