I'm absolutely terrified to have buttsex because I'm

>>7405678
I had the same fear.

But as long as you shit before hand and wash your ass good you should be fine.

Unless you plan to do porn-tier fisting or rimming then you do not need to use an enema.

If you're still worried then start eating more fiber in your diet and use flushable babywipes instead of toilet paper.

>>7405703
do NOT use flushable babywipes. They are not actually flushable.

http://www.consumerreports.org/video/view/money/shopping/22783507001/are-flushable-wipes-flushable/

Get a bidet for your toilet. They're like $20.

>>7405678
>Does anyone else have this fear?
I once did.
>How do you get over it?
Actually try cleaning out your ass. Practice with toys and clean your ass out well beforehand. Anal douching/enemas. Once you have nothing but water coming out you're golden for at least a couple hours. Test it out with toys on yourself, and you will see it's very clean. I mean I don't know how it is in regards to bacteria but there's no smell and no poop.

>>7405703
>Unless you plan to do porn-tier fisting or rimming then you do not need to use an enema.

why are you people so fucking delusional?
the fact you are a blessed fairy and you poop flawlessy and come out clean ready to have anal sex seven day a week doesn't mean everyone else can do it just as easily.
even with a nice diet rich of fiber some people do need enema and live in constant fear that after washing and irritating their anus for 1 hour a new poo monster will approach.
they fear that because they tried and it happened:

i had to give up anal play so many times because after eating veggies for a day,shitting, 50 minutes of douching my anus still looked like a petroil well.

I just don't eat for like 12 hours, shit, douche, then shower, and i've never caused poopdick.
But i'm not some fat dirty freak who only eats microwave burritos

>>7406261
But shitting out watery poop is so disgusting.

>>7406290
>I just don't eat for like 12 hours

i am desperate and i like to learn this tech.
if you want to have sex at a certain hour, let's say 16:00 sunday, which timw window you avoid food? do you eat some kind of food /coffe/something to speed up or slow down your biological clock?

>>7406320
I tried not eating for 3 days in a row and i could still shit a little everyday. It takes a long time for everything to come out.

>>7406326
FUCK FUCK FUCK.

>>7406326
>>7406320

You avoid food for 12 hours before you're going to get fucked.
Then you need to clean your ass before the deed.
Shit, douche, and shower.
Just use a waterbottle to douche if you don't have anything else.
Theres no other way to be completely shit free other than douching

>>7406268
Be an omnivore, vegans and vegeterians poop more. Yes you need fiber,but a fully herbavorious diet will mean more frequent shitting.

Have a steak and some rye bread.

>>7407351
my gf was vegan and knows a lot about food and all that shit, she told me she's going to feed me i-dont-remember-what to always be clean for her to fuck me
i got really horny

It depends on the person and their body but eating even semi-healthy for a day or two beforehand helps makes my shit solid and easy to clean. And use an enema, anybody who says "I take a shit and clean my ass in the shower" stuff is a lucky basted because most of the time you have to clean douche yourself or shit will be in the dick.
As other anons said practice until you get it perfectly. I discovered my liking for anal at 14 so it took my years until I figured out the best way to clean myself.

>>7406268

>Hardcore technique:
Right after having a bowel movement, squat on the toilet (or in the bathtub if you really must) and finger yourself deeply (with disposable gloves) so you trick your body into having another bowel movement. Bet that will get you ready for anal that night with no surprises.