Straight guy here first time visiting /lgbt/ What's the

>>7396744
Actual straight guy here.

Post-ops welcome.

Pre-ops are ok if you aren't agp and try to use it

>>7396752
if I wanted a chick with a vagina I would just fuck a real girl (which I already do with my fiancee)

just looking to try something different before we're bound for life

>>7396744
lol you aren't straight
but to answer ur question, u'll most likely have to pay for it. either that or find some man disgusting enough to put on some panties and stick his std ridden dick up ur ass; which Im sure ud have no problem with since you're a huge faggot

>>7396774
does she know you're gay?

>>7396776
except i have no attraction to men and love women

are you a butthurt post op because im not attracted to you?

>>7396790
you do have an attraction to men tho, you said u wanted to have sex with "fem crossdressers" "traps", and you even admit that who you're looking for isn't a "real girl". That seems really gay.
>are you a butthurt post op because im not attracted to you?
no, just trying to help you out, you glorious homosexual. you don't want to bury yourself in the closet for too long.

>>7396812
it's straight to want to fuck femme things even if those things are male

>>7396812
bullshit I know damn well how I feel

>you do have an attraction to men tho, you said u wanted to have sex with "fem crossdressers" "traps", and you even admit that who you're looking for isn't a "real girl". That seems really gay.
I have no choice to seek out "men" that mimic girls in every way except for the dick because unfortunately real dick girls don't exist. once science makes it possible for real girls to have cocks ill have no use for fags that act like proxy dickgirls

>>7396819
>>7396823
not when you're wanting to get your asshole packed by some literal man in a dress.
you are attracted to penis, that is gay. even more gay that u want to be dominated by a man with a penis.
You're gay, bro.

>>7396774
Then fuck off and fuck a real girl. Chaser Queer

Post ops are great. Cum inside all day

>>7396832
I never said anything about that you dumbass. in the same way I like my girls with a nice pair of boobs and a fat ass i like them with a nice cock.

do you legit believe gay men are attracted to what resembles a woman in everything but the genitals?? dumbass.

again, you're just mad that im not attracted to you mutilated freaks

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>>7396774
>>7396790
So it's more gay to fuck a trans woman with a vag than a trap with a feminine benis, interesting.

Let me reiterate, you claim that it's more gay to have sex with a vag than with a penis.

Hm yes, very interesting.

>>7396854
you don't want a girl with a nice pair of boobs and a fat ass because you literally said ur looking for traps and crossdressers. They don't have either of those things. They are literal men.
Regardless, liking a penis on ur girl is GAY. It's perhaps the biggest sign of repressed homosexuality.
>again, you're just mad that im not attracted to you mutilated freaks
I have a penis. I bet ud love to suck on it u gayboi.

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>>7396856
I'm straight and I love dicks.

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Fucking chaser, I hate you.

This is why I will only date bi guys.

>>7396744
Nice dubs, inb4 op stays in the closet and ends up fucking barely legal traps. And ends up on a pizza gate investigation by the age of 40. His wife leaves him and he spends the rest of his years getting sexed by podestas in a pedo rehab facility because he has a feminine benis.

>>7396856
>>7396865
the thing is im willing to overlook the unnactrative less feminine aspects(usually voice, height, etc) to enjoy a girl with a dick which I can in no way with regular girls unfortunately

>Regardless, liking a penis on ur girl is GAY. It's perhaps the biggest sign of repressed homosexuality.
this video should be stickied on this board https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMoEs7eQeZE

>I have a penis. I bet ud love to suck on it u gayboi.
and im sure it's a shriveled mess and you dont even like using it so you cant cope with the fact that the straight people who would potentially be attracted to you would want a girl with a willing and functioniong one

>>7396854
No I just hate other men who aren't secure in their masculinity

If it has a Y chromosome. It's gay. End of.

I like fucking post ops because the idea of fucking a hyper feminized man is hot to me

Same with femboys. But only when I'm the dominant. I would never sleep with another masc guy. But it's still gay.

I'm gay and I only fuck feminine "men"

>>7396895
>the thing is im willing to overlook the unnactrative less feminine aspects(usually voice, height, etc)
lol but with the men you want to fuck there are a thousand other masculine aspects to the point that you're getting fucked by a literal man.

liking penises is gay. The penis is perhaps the most masculine part of the body. it is literally what turns people INTO men.
>and im sure it's a shriveled mess and you dont even like using it so you cant cope with the fact that the straight people who would potentially be attracted to you would want a girl with a willing and functioniong one
I already have a boyfriend desu, and the fact that you want a willing and functioning one is proof that you're gay and want to be penetrated. Gross.

>>7396896
>I like fucking post ops because the idea of fucking a hyper feminized man is hot to me

Wait so you're just a fucking chaser too then

>>7396744
Best way is to pay for it, you're not going to find anyone decently attractive and feminine enough to look like a girl who'd be willing to fuck you.
Most crossdressers/traps look like men with caked on makeup anyway
If you want someone with boobs you'd have to go with a tranny, which is what I guess you meant by "shemale"
No passing "shemale" or cute femboy is going to fuck you unless you're their boyfriend or you pay them

>>7396896
ur mum has a Y chromosome, m8

>>7396875
So on no level does it feel good to be sexually desired for your aesthetics?

I understand the whole issue of feeling like it undermines your lifestyle, but hate is a strong word. I've never felt like anyone has desired me, and it would be nice to feel that even if it was at a superficial capacity.

Physical attraction is how most relations start out, a "chaser" could very well fall in love with your personality too.

>>7396938
>a "chaser" could very well fall in love with your personality too
that's not a chaser. chasers only want to fuck and dump and don't treat you like a human being, like OP.

>>7396938
I'm not that other poster, but problem people have is that its the only thing they focus on instead of it being a whole body experience, its boring when they're just focusing on your dick the whole time when you have other parts that are sensitive
Also, people don't like other people finding characteristics of them self attractive which they themselves don't find attractive/hate about themselves, its like if you hated having chub and the only thing someone commented about was how much they like your chub

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>>7396744
Am I cute enough to satiate your degeneracy?

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offtopic but what do you call tops like that in the OP pic?

l-like with the arm loop things you can slightly take off

dumb transgirl asking here

>>7396988
Nice dubbs, that's a japanese schoolgirl swimsuit, clearly you have not spent your youth fapping to trap hentai.

>>7396949
I don't think op is a bad guy just cause he wants to have a certain sexual experience
as long as both parties understand it's a one night stand type thing

>>7396983
nose too ugly tbqh

>>7396983
I would make you my wife but I would have to hide you from my family and friends because you look like a man

>>7397047
I was asking op, not you Michael Jackson. Go get more plastic surgery.

>>7397076
You can run your mouth all day but you still look like a goofy motherfucker

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>>7397089
Okay ma'am. Sorry about hurting your feelings.

>>7396983
cyoot

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>>7397089
Let's both take no-makeup pics int he same pose anon, and we'll let the other anons decide who'd make a better trapu?

>>7397171
absolutely no muscles lol

>>7397185
Also you aren't allowed to shave any body-hair. The loser gets the uglycard.

>>7397185
post butt?

>>7396992
I want a swimsuit like that so bad.
>tfw not Japanese so I could wear qt modest clothing

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>>7397185
how fucking disgusting jesus fucking christ

>>7397185
jesus fucking niggers shave your armpits

i'm a lazy unpassing trap too but even i'm not /that/ lazy

>>7397185
Wtf. I'm a gay girl and I actually thought you looked like a cute dumpy lesbian, but THAT'S what you look like underneath? I thought you were on hormones?

Honestly disappointed desu. Tits or gtfo

>>7397222
Nice dubs, you shave your armpits cuz you're always trying to hookup with daddies. Boys my age don't give to shits about shaved armpits unless they're super gay.

>>7397231
Maybe date people who have standards

>>7397226
How can you be a girl and not know that raising your arms makes your boobs disappear... stranger and stranger. Sanku for the compliment, wunna rub BC's together, since there are no girls on the internet.

>>7397234
But they're usually ugly and like bimbos and have no real interests or hobbies. Also autistic, and never had sex with anyone because they expect girls to look like photoshopped porn pinups. Also usually they suffer from ED, because they masturbate on a daily basis.

I'd rather keep my armpit hair and date a cute gamer neet instead.

>>7397237
That's not even the biggest problem, you're just built like a barrel when I thought you would have a cute chubby bod. You literally have no figure.

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>>7397266
That's cuz I'm sitting down senpai, you clearly know nothing about Polaroid 2D morph jew.

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>>7397281
OH LOOK MY FACE IS NOW 8 FEET LONG.
WHAT IS REALITY!?

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>>7397281
LOOK MY BOOBS ARE HUUUUGE IN THIS PICTURE!

LEL :O

>>7397281
>>7397291
Wtf. You obviously weigh like 20 or 30 pounds less in these photos lol. Why didn't you just post these?

>>7397306
Meow like 5 :O, The tricky photonjew has got you all confused.

>>7397291
>>7397281
C-cuuuute... Love your little freckles.

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>>7397306
TACTICAL LIGHTING SENPAI, NOW I AM A KAWAII CAT BOY.

>>7397317
IMAGINE HOW HOT I "REALLY AM", IF I ALSO PHOTOSHOP THE SHIT OUT OF MY PICS AND WEAR MAKEUP!!! REE, YOU DO NOT KNOW REALITY SIMPLE INTERNET DWELLER.

>>7397281
>Polaroid 2D morph jew
What are you even talking about.

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>>7397373
This.

>>7397402
It's a gif, you're supposed to click it.

>>7397402
What is this tho.

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>>7397373
OH MY SO KAWAII DESU FACEBOOK TRAPUCHAN!

>>7397402
I really need you to post butt in cute panties/briefs.

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>>7397185
wow i wish i had armpits like that
this is the most i can grow

>>7396923
Yeah but I don't tell them that
I pick up trans girls by pretending they tricked me

>>7397446
That's actually kind of terrifying. More reason never to trust men.

>>7397445
So you magically never grew armpit hair like all women do, are you underage, or did you get castrated at the age of 5. Still, grats on the loli armpits.

>>7397504
im xxy, only chemical castration

>>7397281
more pics with cute bulge included, please :3

Try finding one. There's lots of of us out there. Like me

>>7397445
you can't grow armpit hair at all? holy shit pham

how tall are you btw?

>>7397811
i grow a little, it's just too minor to really be visible
i'm 5'8

>>7397848
wow you got lucky

i thought you'd be 6'2 or something

>>7396744
$$$

>>7396744
source on photo?

>>7397291
dam you are bretty cute buh.. but i cant tell what you actually are?...... an mtf in progress or just a fem gay guy?

>>7396744
Buy a prostitute. Not sure where you would do that though. Maybe Vegas?

>>7396856
More of an inverted cock than a functioning vag but well memed. Either way, when I'm fucking a post-op I'm going to be thinking about how nice their inside-out dick feels wrapped around mine. Its like the ultimate form of docking.

>>7396875

But what if one is a bi chaser?

>>7396744
I was in the same boat OP and let me tell you that the fantasy is a lot better than reality. Porn might trick you into believing trannies are girls with dicks but irl they are very clearly faggots pumped with hormones. Keep away

>>7396875
>Tfw bi
>Tfw can't stop winning

>>7396983
You dont pass by any stretch of the imagination

>>7397402
Honestly I'm just glad more people are admitting that photos are trash. Videos are more accurate and even then, I'm sure qualities are lost or altered in the translation.

>>7396983
You'd make a fine fem boywife, but you don't look like a girl. So, yeah kinda.

>>7402738
this

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>>7396744
>straight guy
>best way to have sex with shemales, fem crossdressers

friendly reminder, a man is only straight if he's into cis women, post-op trans women and very passable trannies with a girlpenis.

>>7407484
>straight
>post-op trans women and very passable trannies with a girlpenis.
ah

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>>7407599
there's a huge difference between not caring if your girl has (or used to have) a penis and being attracted to a girl exclusively because of her penis

wanting to fuck a crossdresser is pure homossexuality, cds don't even identify as women and lack any kind of femininity

>>7407628
>cds don't even identify as women and lack any kind of femininity
>Well you should know caraposter...

>>7407484

No straight guy would ever get away with fucking a tranny, being straight is like a contest, the straightest guys make the rules, and the majority of straight guys will call you a faggot for fucking a man no matter how feminine he is.

The only people who think straight guys like traps are the 'straight' guys fucking them and the traps themselves.

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>>7397420
Those freckles are to die for.

You in leafland?

>>7396744
Somebody post more sfw qt bulges please.

>>7410058
>>7410058
>>7410058
>>7410058
>>7410058

>>7397075
Jesus, that's brutal.

>finding feminine things attractive makes you gay!!11

Don't listen to these idiots OP, it's perfectly straight to want to fuck feminine things.

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>>7411887
>>7410058

>>7396983
Ignore them cutie, you are just gorgeous. Inot exactly straight though.

>>7407628
Crossdressers are like pseudo trans women. They sometimes become trans down the road.

Whats gayer, fucking a feminine crossdresser or a masc hon on HRT?

>>7397291
were you Ferris Beuller's sister?

>>7412780
>tranny posts bulge
>crops out waist
i laugh every time

>>7414775
why do you laugh?

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>>7410058
can i post myself?

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>>7414867
I'm not sure which of these two is nicer

>>7414856
because they never have girl waists. it's always a fridgebod. look at this tripfag right here:
>>7414867
look at how flat the hips are. there's no curve, no taper, no small waist and ribcage; it's obviously a dude. i just laugh every time i see someone try so hard to be something and then fail. i'm an awful person, i know.

>>7397291
Do you perhaps have kik? You seem cool af :o

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>>7414890
Always so baffled when people say I have no hips. Even at 134 lb with like no fat in that area I clearly do

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>>7414926
like fight me

>>7412780
>>7414867
>>7414889
>>7414947
:33

so cute

>>7396774
Kill yourself, scum.

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>>7396983
Why cant you live in reno ; _ ;

>>7397185
>>7397281

You'd be a hot twink but you fell for the mentally ill hormones meme

>>7415555
>implying twinks taking hormones is a bad thing.

>>7396854
>i like them with a nice cock

cmon dude. I'm not saying you're gay but you're not straight if you think like that.

>>7397185
Gross, put some effort into your appearance hon.

>>7410058
>>7412780
>>7414867
>>7414889
>>7414947
More people needs to follow suit.

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>>7416441
That little bulge is adorable

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>>7396744
Take a time out from your fiancé. You are not right in the head right now. It is not fair to her to have you lusting after dudes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br-Gh4B7d8A

You are gay. See you at pride the parade!

>>7396744
>>7397281
>>7412780
>>7414867
>>7414947
>>7416441
These make me very happy

>>7397185
Love the hairy armpits. I'd do you.

I'd also like to know since I've wanted to have a few one night stands and try something different for a bit. Can't find any in my area.

>>7396744
im a gay guy and i find that picture hot

>>7396744

I'd say you could go to local transgender support groups or try to get involved with the community... OR go to a gay bar. And have guys hit on you.

Or you can try a trans dating site.

Also, one night in bangkok and the world's your oyster.

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Where do I get a qt swinsuit like that? Looks comfy af, and two piece swimsuits are capitalist degeneracy.

Bumping with hopes that more cuties will deliver qt bulge pics

""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""straight""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

I truly pity your fiancee. You're ruining her life by falsely advertising yourself as straight.

Enjoy your tragedy.

>>7424679
OP is a shithead for cheating, but it isn't gay to be into this.

bump for more bulges

this is the reason trannies hate chasers

>>7396744
>shemales
Nah, don't bother, just kill yourself.
Thanks, lad.

>>7396840
>post ops are great
said people who've never fucked a real vagina

>>7397455
seriously thats why i just fuck other trannys

>>7396875
So casual sex between men and women is just that but casual sex between men and traps is chasing? Talk about a victim complex.
Interesting how lgbt people are so nazi-like in trying to moderate perceived-straights' sexual preferences yet bitch about the opposite.

>>7397455
>>7437002
>sexual preference is terrifying
Jesus you're some mixed-up faggots.