>Be in alternative clothing store with a few friends
>See a load of chokers on a rack or however you spell it
>Friend says 'how do girls wear chokers they must be so uncomfortable'
>I say 'Nah man, chokers feel really nice. I look fucking good in a choker believe me'
>mfw I realise what I just said
>Friend says 'Wtf anon you wanna be a girl or something?' in a jokey sarcastic tone
>'Haha n-no'
>mfw I nearly outed myself
Who else /closet4life/ here?
>>7373960
You're not /closet4life/ if you open your mouth and a purse falls out.
>>7374030
that's a big mouth
>>7373960
>'Wtf anon you wanna be a girl or something?'
That's where you fucked up, anon. You should have looked down as you took your hair in your and twirled it, then said, "Well, if it's with you, maybe."
>>7373960
choker - the blowjob black belt
I want a solid black choker that in big white letters says "I have no will to live"
>>7374077
That doesn't sound very sexy. Aren't chokers meant to be sexy instead of depressing?
>>7373960
>Be in alternative clothing store
When you're this much of a pussy to say hot topic
>>7374106
I'm from england so we don't have hot topic over here. At least where I live
>>7374106
Isn't that store the same normal clothing like pants and shirts but with memes on them?
>>7374146
N-no...
>>7374041
UUUU
>implying chokers are just 4 girlz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAsq-_qOQLw