A straight friend is sleeping in the same bed as me after hes

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>>7373737

Those digits!

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>>7373737
WITNESSED!

You have to suck his dick now. At all costs, anon!

Alright. Any sugestions on how to convimce him hes dick sucked?

Just start asking him about blow jobs. Make it obvious you love sucking cock.

>>7373854
Get drunk.

>>7373737
The numbers, they want you to juggle on that cock.

>>7373854

Tell him of your digits, triple dubs are so powerful he will do so!!!

start the path by simply putting your arm around him one night while your sleeping. If he complains simply say you were sleeping and forgot. If he doesn't protest keep pushing.

Challenge him to a cock contest. Whoever has the bigger dick gets a beej.
Sabatoge yourself with a half chub if he's not bigger.
This works in all of yaoi doujins.

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>>7374641
My deep desire is to do a Poki game with a twinkish friend of mines.
>He doesn't know I'm gay
>He believes my hints towards my degeneracy are just "funny memes"
>"That's so gay mate"
>"Yeah, I know, I am."
>"Heh"
>A little piece of me dies everytime.
>I'm too beta and it would be too akward to tell him te truth now.

>>7374661

he knows if you've been that direct.
he is just avoiding the subject because he knows what comes next (you begging for his cock) and he isn't comfortable with that.
respect his discretion.
if you push it he will have to 'be rude' and reject you and he doesn't want to do that because you're friends.

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>>7374776
>he knows if you've been that direct.

That's the point. He's an idiot. I'm almost sure he doesn't know.

We teased one another that way for years and years. We usually talk on skype for most of the day, and we know eachother since we was 14.

It's a running joke for the both of us to ironically question one another's sexuality, even in random situations, to fill eventual silences.

He's so freaking cute. I don't even want to go lewd with him, I just want to hug him.
But I have to keep up the "dude" face. Hear him talk about girls and stuff like that.

I've lived on so many irony levels I'm screwed now.
He's also a /pol/hack who hates everyone here (and a /lit/ dude who doesn't browse /lit/ because he is "too good for their shittaste"), So I'm even more meme.

>>7373737
just rape him desu

>>7374876

What are you, 14?
He sounds gay too, tbqh.
He's probably dying inside too.
Just tell him.
>it would be too awkward!
It sounds awkward af now.

>>7374913

>What are you, 14?
>20, Have you ever had a friend?
Pretty sure he's not. But eventually happening.
Also, as for now it's not akward for the both of us, it's just akward for me.

>>7373737
"You know, if she left you blue-balled, I can take care of that."

Be sure to have him get a video of it on his phone.