>8 inch cock >6'1" >Naturally broad chest

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>7 inch cock
>6'2"
>Naturally broad chest
>Trans
>mtf boards dominated by slender wisps of bois that can wear their sisters' clothes

That's why it's 6-up Russian Roulette for way too many

>>7365148
>4 inch peeper
>5'5
>okay shoulders, dank hips
>ugly fucking man-face

Tfw can't wear a bag over my head all the time

>>7365148
You were supposed to be an alpha male, my man. :^)

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>7.3" benis
>5'10
>narrow shoulders
>31.8" ribcage
>voice never dropped that much
>slightly wide hips
>MtF trans
What did evolution mean by this?

>>7365148
>feminine thighs and hips
>sort of feminine face
>large bum
BUT
>5'10"
>broad shoulders
>terrible skin

If I'm trans my body is a joke if I'm not my body is a joke.

>>7365148
It's not a game anon.
It's bloody serious.

>>7366011
Me. Also i have to shave my tits daily. What the fuck is wrong with my natural hormones?

>6 inch peepee
>6'0'' / 183 cm
>wide shoulders and pretty normal chest
>13 in shoes and big hands
>still a man
hoho ... i hate my body...

>>7366011
>5'10"
short
>broad shoulders
like all men
>terrible skin
easily fixable

You're better off than like 90% of people mate

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>>7367136
>>5'10"
>short

...
5'1"
chubby
hairy
manlet

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>just barely 4 inches cock
>5'11"
>cis gay guy who would prefer to top

>>7365148
>5'5", 5'3" pre-t
>chest a on one side, b on other
>ass that made a black chick jealous
>weird waist-hip ratio, hips themselves flare out somewhat but waist is wide enough to counteract it
>foot size 8.5 mens, hand size of young adult man if that young adult man is asian
>manclit just over an inch after 5 months on t
what did evolution mean by this?

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>5'9"
>wide hips, thin waist
>thin, girlish wrists
>cis male

>tfw when have body proportions of an Evangelion

But the pilots are all female, r-right?

>>7365148
Can we be real here?
Why did you not starve yourself? There's no way you'd grow that big if you had malnourished yourself.

Even a child can understand that you won't grow as much if you're very skinny, and malnurished.

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>5'5"
>4 inches
>pretty small shoulders, overall skinny/petite
>trans and going on hrt soon
Im happy

>>7368950
because boys are supposed to grow up big and strong

>>7368975
But you knew you didn't want to be a boy, nor grow up as a boy.

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>5'10
>started transition in HS
>look like a qt slav gril
>slender frame people have commented on
>6" benis
It's like a game, just a really fucking biased one that hates you.

>>7365371
Lol yep i'm always shocked at those waif like bois, even reddit has some. Meanwhile i'm a repressed tranny larping as cishet, who is a 5'11" bear with a 47" chest and size 12 feet.

>>7369070
Those ones stayed skinny, because they didn't want to be bears... You didn't.
That's a large part of the difference, but then there are also people who would grow big no matter what.

>>7365148
I feel you anon
>9 in
>5'8"
>broad chest/large rib cage
>trans female

The longer I'm on hormones, the better I feel, but yeah our "male" traits are unique. Plus side, if you want bottom surgery larger cocks make for better neovaginas. Also, broad chest just an excuse to have huge tits if you want top surgery.

If you don't want any surgery, I hope you'll love your body all the same <3

>>7369130
Lol absolutely, being born in the mid 80s repression was the only way to be. It never occured to me to starve myself so I wouldn't grow properly. Food is just so yummy.

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>>7365148
>>7365371

Yeah, Michael the archangel here. Sorry my men, Sandalphon fucked you two up when you got to his stage of development. You were supposed to be tranny chasers, not trannies. It's just that in his rush, and why wouldn't he be when there are 353,000 of you born every day, he checked the "tranny" box and not "tranny chaser" box.

>>7369213
Did they at least tick the "Dies young with dignity intact" box? Fuck, they gotta let me know, they owe me that much.

>>7369018
but i was one, so it didn't matter what i wanted

>>7369213
thanks michael

>>7365466
You were destined to be a futa

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>>7368878
My favourite kind of bottom desu. Love emasculating small dicked men and enforcing the insecurities that they have about their useless little pecker.

>>7365148

I always wondered why drag queens always have such big dicks. It turns out that dick size is determined in utero when large amounts of testosterone are broken down into large amounts of estrogen which then feminize the brain. There is a small window of time when this can happen which explains why not all men with big dicks have feminized brains.
The biggest dick I ever saw belonged to a man who has a twin (fraternal) sister who is closet lesbian and very masculine. He is gay. So the hormones messed with both their brains and bodies while still in their mother whose adrenals were triggered by rape and physical abuse (she was beaten up so badly she nearly died and was given steroids in the hospital) during the pregnancy.
The adrenal feedback loop is something we all need to know more about.

I'm an 18 year old cis male, how do I stop having a girly body?

>>7365148
>5'11
>6.5" dick
>Like to top and bottom
>Lots of body hair
>Cis gay
>Broad shoulders
>Masculine features
>Conventionally attractive
>Smart
mfw I fuck up my parents gift of decent genetics by being fat, lazy and depressed.

>>7371866
Tldr;
>Beat your wife to give your baby boy a big dick, but also it might make him a tranny
Roll the dice imo.

>tfw 5'2
>tfw 4 incher
>huge butt/hourglass figure
>20 y old but looking like 16 y old girl already
>tfw not even on hrt yet but starting in 3 months
life is fair

>>7372059
Have fun being a femlet

>>7371866
Big dick drag queens? I'm AGP "straight" so sounds like my type of thing. :)

>>7374458

yeah, but the only problem with drag queens is they think they are gay men so they don't want to have sex when they are dressed up and they are looking for men, not trannies.

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>>7369597

Sorry, not allowed to reveal the future. You'll see in time though.

>>7371701

No prob, daughter of Adam.

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>tfw you're a girl and your dick is bigger than your boyfriend's

He never hears the end of it.

>7-inch dick
>6'4"
>broad shoulders and chest
>size 15 shoe
>trans
I've known since puberty that I'd end up killing myself eventually, but it wasn't until a year or so ago I knew why

>>7365371
Why not 5 way? That way you can bet on yourself and not die.

>>7374497
Fuck you, Michael, go get Sandalphon

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Another giant tranny here. What a fucking joke. By 8th grade it was too late for me. I just walk around with a heavy, disappointed feeling everyday that drains all my energy. Sometimes I can get to the point where I think maybe it's not too bad. Then I see myself in pictures next to women and I want to die. They're all so tiny by comparison, even the tall ones. Seriously, fuck life. There is no point in going through another 50 years of this.

>>7375429
Maybe I'll get the courage to do it over Christmas break this year.

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>5'5
>wide hips/thick thighs
>a perfect oval face
>patchy facial hair
>FtM

JUST

FUCK

ME

UP

yeah its all a game. kill yourself to win the game

>>7365148
>4.5 inch cock
>5'7"
>Naturally barrelly chest
>getting cured of the trans

Damn straight it's a sick game, lick it up!

>>7375631
JUST

WORK

OUT

I'm sure oatz n squatz will help.

>>7375672
>Win
The game is monopoly. It's not fun, it goes forever and nobody really wins.
>kill yourself to end the game
Fixed

>>7374500
My fetish
Don't bully him though pls.
Men are actually fragile.

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>unknown bepis size, possibly large
>6"1'
>naturally broad chest; dad often compliments my potential for muscle gain
>long horse face, can be cute as boy but horrible as girl
>tranny

2 of my friends and i are all pre-hormone+pre-op ftm

>me: 5'6; curvy; d-cup; size 6 in womens' shoes
>one friend is 5' and overweight with double ds
>other friend is 5'2 with a-cups

evolution why

>>7365148
don't be trans then

I feel like tall mtfs are can only pass if they don't have an inch of fat on them, so unless I get to work I'm probably fucked :^)

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>moderately feminine body (pic related)
>not too masculine face
>fucking 6'1"

should I just off myself?

>>7376413
Sucks for you
>that glorious feel when you 5'10 and cockblocked puberty by being anorexic so you have no female shape whatsoever as a result
Tits never grew and neither did hips. Fucking myself over was worth it in the long run i guess

>>7376873
Hello me

Well lgbt - should we off ourselves?

>>7376953
I'd totally fuck you if you look like that, if it helps

>>7365148
>5'10
>7" dick
>wide hipped
>big rib cage
>medium shoulders
>6.5uk shoe size
>man face
>huge ass and thighs

>tfw 10 inch dick that doesn't fit into my pants
>tfw tranny

>>7376873
>>7376953
I look like that but I'm not a tranny

feels bad, man

>7 (?) Inch cock
>5'6"
>Broad chest because deformed
>Thick thighs
>Slight hips
>298 ibs

I already know no one likes fat people, let alone fat mtfs but at least I won't get bothered much as a Hun in dude clothes.

>>7376873
Jesus Christ you sound perfect.
You're probably straight, though or don't date Huns.
Seriously, grow some tits and you should do fine. Even cis women at 6' and above get shit.

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>tfw male skeleton that only looks passable with strategic clothing
why

someone please kill me

>>7371874
Lift bro

>>7377829
Youve got the butt for it and you say you look good enough with the right clothes, at least there's that!

>>7377829
You look very similar to me and I'm ftm who just started T.

>no shoulders
>but have a 8" dick
>incredibly closeted faggot

I hate being me

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>>7375277

Yo, because of my status as archangel I'm suppposed to be above making threats, but you know I'm the one to defeat Satan, right? What chance have you got in a fight against me? Clear your head and chill out.

>>7378727
Yorkshire???

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>>7378950
>have a 8" dick
You got it made bro.. Just chillax about the gay thing. It's not as bad as it seems.

>5'11
>Wide as duck feet
>Huge ribcage
>Broad shoulders
>Least I have a relatively phat butt even if my hips aren't quite wide enough
Fucks sake I just want to be able to pass both ways, what do I even do
Fucking natty femboys have it easy

>5'1
>tiny feet
>tiny hands
>dick's around 3 inches or so, haven't measured
>shoulders not too broad
>but my ribcage is big

HRT soon

>>7368899
Fuck off

>>7378727
Do you have a 38 inch ribcage? I seriously doubt that.

>>7382350

That's an FtM. They are unlucky.

>5'6
>tiny hands, feet, shoulders, ribcage
>birthing hips
>6" penis
Not. Fair.

>>7365148
>Is this some kind of sick game
All LGBT is a sick game my man

>>7379138
I didn't say I wanted to fight you, dipshit, I said go get Sandalphon. Fuck, whatever, just smite me you cunt.

>>7365148
>5'2"
>5in benis
>Petite and slim af but no hips or waist
>b cup bewbs
>MtF trans
The moment /pol/tards see my height, transitioning is forgiven. :')

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>19cm benis
>6'2
>wide enough proportions that I can never be lanky or wispy, even in full skellymode
>manly jaw
>hairy body

>cis

Sure sucks to be you faggots.

>7 inch benis
>6'5
>Shoulders wide but hips wide too to balance it out
>skinny
>mtf

rip

>>7377741
Thank you so much~
I'm mostly bi/pansexual (with a preference for feminine/androgynous physique). So both benises and vaginas are welcome, as long as they're not on a super buff/hairy body.

>>7387770
>tfw 5'11 mtf
The moment /pol/tards see my height, transitioning is NOT forgiven. :'(

>>7365148
It's funny, back when I was repressing I was insecure about having a small penis but now it's kinda comforting.

My shoulders still make me wanna crawl into a hole and die though.

>>7389837

>tfw spic MtF

The moment /pol/tards see my race, my transition is forgiven because I keep my hands off their women and let one put his dick in me. ;D

6'
8.5" girl cock
Widehips and sexy thighs and butt but love handles ruin it all
Broad as fuck shoulder already huge pecs and perfect 36" bust
An oval but manly face
Mtf just starting out

>>7365148
We'll since we're all being honest here..

> >2 inches
>5'9"
>235 lbs
>broad fucking shoulders
>want long hair but it curls upwards relentlessly
>no amount of wishing I was born female will change anything

Bullied all the way from K-8. Considered suicide multiple times or just running away into the woods to die. I'm a depressed fat fuck who lost the genetic lottery something fierce. If I could bother myself to lose weight who knows what I'd look like. Might try going to a gym now that I'm done with college..
Pity party, table for 1.