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Maeve is beauuuutiful !!!! <3

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my mom broke my plushy :(
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Paying money for a blowjob
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wut edition is this? I need a name! muh autism!
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>>7363877
she put it in the tumble dryer :<
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carol is adorable
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Talking to elanna is so confusing.
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>>7363888
she layers everything in sarcasm and "humour", and won't provide straight answers to any questions when she's in non-serious mode
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Am i a chaser if i enjoy paying trips on here for head?

Im not into transgirls just my fetish buying anyone i want tbqh.
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>>7363885
did she do it on purpose?
i know she can be a real bitch to you
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>>7363886
drake bully me plox
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>tfw there was a girl in high school who both dared you to kiss boys and pretended to steal your penis
>tfw they threw themselves at you once and somehow nothing lewd happened
>tfw it surprised them when you went tranny and liked boys
J u S t
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>>7363891
Does she have to dose everything in heavy sarcasm or jokes? She's probably a transgeder in repression or something.
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>>7363894
idk
>>7363886
ily
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>tfw white enough to not be black
>tfw not white enough for drakeposter to call me a "gypsy" instead of ugly

abstract feel
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>>7363893
No, just a self aggrandizing narcissist.
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>>7363897
Please steal my penis I don't want it
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>>7363901
Id pay you to blow me
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>>7363896
idk youre not really rude to me
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>>7363904
wew
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>>7363891
You didn't put enough quotations on """"humor""""

>>7363899
I'm not transgender I'm a boy

>>7363903
*steals*
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>>7363899
>Does she have to dose everything in heavy sarcasm or jokes?
yes, it's how she's learnt to cope with life

it's a defence mechanism, but if you're lucky, you can catch her on a bad day when she doesn't have the energy to deflect every response and question that comes her way with """"witticisms""""
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>>7363905
but i need someone to do it ;-;
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>>7363908
Elanna

How much for a blow blow?
>>7363907
Why not
Itd be fun to watch you give head.
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>>7363908
ily
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>>7363910
that's not my job piggy
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I gotta go mow the lawns but I'll definately be back later to chase girls here and talk about how I'm definately not a trans person in repression or something.

>>7363908
If you keep up this kind of behavior you'll be waiting a long time for your penis back young miss.
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>>7363915
see yr doing it rn!!!!!!!
ty
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>>7363913
desu might be fun to give but idk you
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>>7363854
>people keep calling me a girl
I feel ya ;_;
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>>7363919
True
Im just bored coming off as sleazy. I think itd be fun paying someone for head. How much would you accept? Ill give 200 if you swallow and look at my eyes~

Im not gross either im /fit/ with a sense of humor so its not some gross weirdo.

Just let me role play befoee i go to bed
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mung
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>>7363900
heart the carol
are you feeling okay
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>>7363868
YOU FUCKED UP YOU STUPID SLUT.
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>>7363920
i even have a penis and boymode doesnt work, its awful
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>>7363913
I'll blow you for a gtx 1080

>>7363916
No I'll be good daddy

>>7363914
ily2 carol

>>7363909
I feel like you're really reading into pure shitposting a bit much
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>>7363922
how much can you DL? I'd do it if you can do 3pl8 at least
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>>7363930
Lol 3pl8 squat yea of course. Ive hit the 4321 years ago lol
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>>7363927
Just walk around naked
Problem solved
Check your cock privilege pls
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>>7363888
you get used to the dank memes after a while
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does this ever get easier if you don't transition
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>>7363934
ok, sounds hot, id be down if you were in yurop.
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If you need bangs to pass do you really pass?
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>>7363938
wouldn't know, all the repressors tend to kill themselves
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>>7363938
n o pe
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>>7363942
so do all the trannies
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>>7363941
i think so desu... like you are just working with what you have rn. you could pass better, but that's still passing.
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>>7363929
>I feel like you're really reading into pure shitposting a bit much
probably, although we often act the way we act without really thinking about why

i feel more confident when i imagine you with weaknesses anyway
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>>7363922
why is this so hot?
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>>7363939
It does sound hot.

Inspires me to get more money. Youd love me if you like muscular guys.

>>7363929
Ill buy it for you.
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>>7363947
Idk im enjoying the role play tho.

I want to buy a shy girl thats never sucked a dick and have her try me out swallow my cum and say daddy pay up~

Than ill beg for more but shell jump on me and say you have to play to play daddy~
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>Messaging older guy back and forth
>I say I'll meet when my mum gives me some pocket money for travel
>Last reply: 12 hours ago
Does he think I'm a honeypot?
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>>7363952
ohpleasestop, this is too much for me
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>>7363948
> if you like muscular guys.

if you're tall as well and older than me then hnggg
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>>7363946
Idk, I do have weaknesses, I have quite a lot of them honestly. I think the weakness isn't that I try to cope with humor given I think that's normal and healthy, it's that most of the self deprecating jokes I make about myself I believe on some level.

>>7363948
Better be a founders edition card
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>>7363956
You don't want money? Im not even gross i just like the idea of being able to own you
~

>>7363958
Probably not taller 5ft10
But older more than likely 27
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>>7363961
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boom dickhead
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>>7363961
>Probably not taller 5ft10

i see you must be used to paying people
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>>7363961
damnit, why does this have to be my kink
I like the dea of you owning me ;)
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>>7363963
gamershot
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>tfw too intelligent to pass
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I finished my university assignment and I am no longer capable of feeling any kind of emotions.
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>>7363967
I like the idea of you not giving me what i want until i pay you. Like a little orincess~
I want to own everyone with money thats my lifes goal a d you're alll mine. Anything i want because ill pay for it.

>>7363962
Don't fall for me now i just want head
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>>7363970
>tfw to inteligent to transition
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im gonna drink bleach
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>>7363974
sure bud
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can girls play drums
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>>7363973
ill make a mess if you don't mind, ill clean up after ofcourse.
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>>7363975
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>>7363970
Just become an alcoholic problem solved
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Post feet.
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>>7363977
no its physically and scientifically impossible
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>>7363974
>tfw too inteligent not to
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>>7363973
but once im yours would you be assertive, would you put your hand on my head and guide me? maybe thrust a little?
make sure your princess is a good girl
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>>7363983
hmm
>>7363969
thats what i call a fuckin gamershot
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>>7363978
Ill make a mess on you princess on your pretty face.
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>>7363991
uwu
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>>7363989
>hmm
All the sexy trips do it.
You want to be sexy right?
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_International#Recent_teachings
>Male members are cautioned to visualize themselves as women, in order to avoid a homosexual relationship with Jesus.
Is this the most pro-trans religious sect?
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>>7363993
i love cock
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>>7363993
i love cock
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>>7363954
I just want a boyfriend, why is this so hard?
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>>7363986
Im always assertive. I know exactly what you want venessa...ill pay for everything and ill thrust inside you while whispering in your ear about how safe you are with me ..a muscular man with money... how much more do you really need? Im perfect.

>>7363992
Pretty soon you're just going to need me.
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>>7363998
pee pee is hard???
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>>7363997
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>>7363954
post pic
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>>7363959
I want you to be happy Elanna.
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>>7363983
only picture of my foot i have is mildly lewd
not sure how i managed
>>7363997
*nomf toe*
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>>7364000
wow great moves proud of you
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>>7364004
The lewder the better
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>>7363999
you're a really nice daddy <3 I just hope I can make you happy
tell me what to do and i'll do it, I want you to be proud of me
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>>7364004
wtf maeve i didnt know you have a foot fetish
idk how mommy feels about this
its ok tho
just dont do that again uwu
>>7364001
uwu
>>7364006
keep it up
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>>7363959
>I think the weakness isn't that I try to cope with humor given I think that's normal and healthy, it's that most of the self deprecating jokes I make about myself I believe on some level.
yeah, i mean, that's just a clarification of the point

all makes for good bullying material in any case
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>>7364012
nut
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>>7364012
they r just cute toes
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>>7364016
finna fucking nut my guy
gnomesayn???
>>7364017
little titser toesers
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>>7364011
Im going to bed rn so i just want you to put your mouth on my cock as I blow a huge warm load inside you and and have you just swallow it all.
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>>7364012
I wanna lick them <3
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GIRLS. What do I do, my mmo is doing maintenance.
reality is creeping in
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>>7364020
whoa
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>>7364022
watch rlm
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>>7364020
woah
>>7364022
youtube my goo
>>7364021
thats an interesting desire anon
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>>7364019
>tit
lewd
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We're really horny tonight
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If you are reading this, I am now your boyfriend

No backsies
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>>7364024
BUT I JUST FINISHED THE ENTIRE WHEEL OF THE WORST.. AGAIN
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>>7364020
ok, i'll show you my mouth after so that you know I swallowed all of it for you <3
goodnight =3
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>>7364031
time for another round of plinkett reviews
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>>7364030
r u some kinda girl trying to be a boy??
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>>7364030
oh
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>>7364023
wtf
>>7364030
so u want me to put it in ur butt?
>>7364028
maeve wtf >///<
>>7364029
my pee pee is fucking massive :(
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>>7364020
u need a therapist my guy
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what's your guilty youtube pleasure?
It's ok to drop trip if you want.
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>>7364029
Can attest to that.
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>>7364029
that we are, it's not my fault anon knows my weakness

>>7364030
my bf would either not be happy, or be very happy about that
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>>7364039
too lazy to live and andywilson92
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>>7364039
HEY VSAUCE MICHAEL HERE
LISTEN TO ME RAMBLE FOR 10 MINUTES
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>>7364039
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>>7364044
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>>7364039
Chilled Chaos / Crious.
uwu
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>>7364039
ASMR
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I need a hug
I'm full of beer and I need a hug
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>>7364045
>guilty pleasure
>>7364044
that's just really normie
>>7364043
that does look very cringy
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What if I repress forever and just be a girl in my head
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>>7364048
ily alex
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>>7364035
I'm what gwyndolin is

>>7364036
Sorry

>>7364037
Wtf???

>>7364042
Oh snap I hope I don't have to beat him up
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>>7364054
Sounds like a good way to get suicidal really quickly
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>>7364039
xXHomerSimpsonXx
4chan thread simulators are the reason i'm here today
and my youtube is set to private so i dont need to be ashamed of anything, but i did put this image as my banner for creeps who check out my channel
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>>7364054
You'll end up transitioning anyway when you're in your 40s. Then you'll be hon forever.
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>>7364052
kinda, snospis eht is fuck ing radicval tho
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>>7364051
Hugg. I hope you feel better.
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>>7364056
what ok
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>>7364059
i like pictures of cute things kissing
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>>7364059
>ywn be as cute and gay as marty
kill me
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>>7364054
If you are reading this you're a girl and need to stop repressing
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>>7364057
>>7364057
u said ur my bf now
so i gotta put it in ur butt
>>7364064
in two years come to my place and we can create one of those pics 2gether uwu
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>>7364057
you might have to fight for dominance, i dont know if he would want to share.
>tfw might never be shared ;__;
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>>7364030
>I am now your boyfriend
ha, if only
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>>7364054
It doesn't work. If you're a girl in your head you're already a girl.
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>>7364064
maeve, cover your eyes

that's a furry
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>>7364063
ily
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> tfw on my way home
> have to switch trains 2 times
> whenever a new train arrives I ask myself if I should jump in front of it.
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>>7364064
so do I, it was a difficult choice between that and a couple of other pics of marty and taylor
also, did you notice the green 'object'?

>>7364065
>iktf
feelsbad
nice to meet another blusher tho =)
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>>7364072
no
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>>7363215
>be me, 14
>trans student explains trans people to the class
>"so in conclusion, you should really ask yourself, do you think YOU could be trans?"
>me internally- "hahaha- oh FUCK, FUCK, PLEASE NO, FUUUUCK"
>me, later- "this is going to dominate the next fucking decade of my life and fuck everything up that wasn't already fucked up about my life, isn't it?"
I was pretty good at foresight as it turns out.
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>>7364077
carol is nice tho :(
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>>7364067
omg ok uwu
>>7364071
they can still be cute!!
>>7364075
yes i disapprove of their choice of a lime green popsicle
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>>7364074
>be me
>driving truck
>involuntary thoughts about jerking the wheel into a tree

it's fun
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>>7364079
i didnt say otherwise
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>>7364080
the colour does seem out of place, purple would have been much more fitting
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>>7364086
yeah grape popsicles are really yummy
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i want a man to fuck me while im in his lap and choke me while he looks deep into my eyes and i caress his strong chest and then cuddle me afterward and run his hands over my body!
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>>7364078
Sounds like me 3 months ago. When I asked myself, I kind of blew up like that.
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>>7364089
hit me up senpai
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>>7363215
In school when they talked about puberty. All the boys talked about it during recess. I remember clearly telling them I'd rather be a girl. I thought it was a normal thought. Looking back I'm surprised I didn't get bullied for that.
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Chara is such a qt 3.14
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>>7364093
Don't start this shit again.
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>>7364087
they taste the best!

>>7364089
hawt!
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>>7364093
trip on chara, stop posting pictures of girls that aren't you
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~Best moment of 2016~:

>one evening
>go downstairs to get food
>enter living room
>3 housemates who I'm out to as trans watching Ace Ventura: Pet Detective all turn and look at me horrified
>guy whose DVD it is scrambles to find the remote and pause it with the most mortified expression ever
>actually I'm just pissed off they were watching a movie without me
lmao
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>>7364099
what
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>>7364099
what?
why did they
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>>7364099
Rood
You should slap them all in the face with your girldick while they sleep to teach them a lesson.
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>>7364102
>>7364103
The villian is a tranny IIRC.
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the question trans activists will be asking ourselves now for decades:

"Why did he have to be so FUCKING pretty?"
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>>7364102
>>7364103
it's, like, the most well-known example of "oh that's actually really transphobic in retrospect" in popular culture amonst the cis public
even though idgaf and think it's a great movie
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daily reminder that i's a ho
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>>7364102
dark ale is so so gross
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>>7364108
i dont think most people know what the word transphobic even means
trannies value themselves wayyy too much
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~best moment of 2016~

>robin creates apparatus to choke himself for sexual satisfaction
>he accidentally kills himself while using it
>in death, he shits himself but since he is dead, is unable to gain sexual pleasure from doing so
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>>7363215
>Hanging out with friend listening to music, chatting, normal friend stuff
>Friend is super feminist and walking the line with sjw tier, but obviously hates sjws, and not quiet there.
>She starts talking about male privilege and I politely listen.
>She says, "I want a dick so I wouldn't have to deal with this shit."
>Without missing a beat I say, "I'll trade you if I could."
Things got awkward after that. I was still repressing at the time, but having frequent bouts of unexplained dysphoria that I generally explained away. That one got to me though. I felt pretty bad for a couple weeks.
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>>7364111
nice trips
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>>7364109
are you on AAs again yet? I had a major GERD attack and now I've completely lost my higher register and ability to drink without coughing and spluttering lmao, shit takes forever to heal.
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>>7364109
circe, how does it feel to have sex?
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>>7364113
me irl
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>>7364113
No bullying allowed
>>7364109
This is the first day you've reminded anyone though
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>>7364112
yes they do.. every single day you prove to be more sheltered than previously thought
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>>7364115
thank you alice that is very nice of you to say
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please rub your milky man meat on my yellow piggu face
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>>7364121
anon wants to pretend hes a special snowflake again

everrrryoone cares about you, okay?
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>>7364122
im not alice lol
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>>7364112
I think these days there's a certain level of raised awareness to the term just because of SJW activities

most people I know have this kind of awkward shuffling move they do when you mention that film to them like they feel they're not supposed to like it anymore because "THAT'S THE WORST CASE OF HEMORRHOIDS I HAVE EEEEVER SEEN!"

obviously people aren't too aware still or they wouldn't still be making bait like The Danish Girl
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>tfw no one will ever love me enough to slap me like this
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>>7364112
>beta 19 year old NEET in charge of telling people whats what

>>7364109
wah you're cute! i want a nose piercing as well
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>>7364118
the rush from that was fucking awesome
bloodchokes a best
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>>7364128
people just look at you that way regardless because of the way you look, robin
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>>7364126
in a country where transgender issues were part of presidential debates, this is what you think?
>>
>>7364127
I meant alex, lol
>>
>>7364116

Wut's GERD?
And no, my dilation appointment got pulled out from under my feet for insurance issues. : /
I actually started a gofundme about it and everything, i can't afford the procedures for shit but there's no way i'm just accepting this useless esophagus of mine.

>>7364117

Depends but mostly warm and fuzzy, barring a terrible choice in partner or reason.

>>7364119

>the first day i've told someone i'm a ho

Oh ho ho ho

>>7364130

<3
>>
>>7364134
nice dude
>>
>>7364133
for like 2 minutes because people on tumblr spammed the debate question request

#wow #so special
>>
>>7364137
Why are you so committed to this argument?
>>
>>7364138
he's upset that i called him sheltered
>>
>>7364138
ive replied twice
with 3 sentences total

hmmmm
>>
>>7364135
can't you get an AA implant?
>>
>>7364135
oh and GERD is acid reflux disease
the contents of my gall bladder and pancreas like to go up instead of down sometimes
I've had it my whole life because hypotonia
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>>7364022
What's your MMO?
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>>7364141
..three and counting..
you just gonna keep going
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>>7364132
KEK
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>>7364147
Black Desert.
>>
>>7364148
uhhh

>>7364152
i gave up at like level 15
the quests were so boring
>>
>>7364151
you haven't complained about your parents in a while
>>
>>7364149
senpai you're only gonna piss off the other posters who don't want to see my weird shit
>>
>>7364151
what level of autism is this
>>
>>7364153
>i gave up at like level 15
>the quests were so boring
>actually doing quests
>>
>>7364156
if /mtfg/ were a physical place i think she wouldve already shot it up
>>
>>7364154
I moved out
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>>7364158
dude lmao
>>
>>7364149
How do people put this kind of thing next to their own face? I'm scared to even post my image here because someone might recognize me.
>>
>>7364158
with estrogen
>>
>>7364156
Super Advanced

srsly though I'm legit diagnosed with severe aspergers and have brain damage that affects all areas of my ability and development, why does anything about me still shock people here?
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I feel this needs to be here atm
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>>7364162
Super Advanced Autism
dw though my sexual tastes have changed on HRT
now I just want to get violently choked to within an inch of my life and live as someone's pet
>>
>>7364162
also a total lack of self-respect helps
I'm the sort of person who would do stand-up comedy stark naked if it got more laughs
>>
>>7364166
if you were aware of being autistic i think you had the brain power to not do it
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>>7364166
I cant wait until i start hormones, I wonder what i'll end up being like
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>>7364165
stop posting this image, you'll kill the affect
>>
which reminds me, and I'll try to stop spamming the thread now, but I have my first counselling appointment with the NHS today. sexual paraphilias aside is there anything that jumps out to people as something I should discuss with them re: my mental health? I have some ideas myself but I'm not sure what to prioritise and it might be more obvious to others.
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>>7364155
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>>7364149
That's nice Edie
You should trip on though

>>7364165
Anime = autism
>>
>>7364069
I am tho. Hi gf

>>7364067
NO WTF
HELLO???????

>>7364068
I'm gonna have to give him a knuckle sandwich
>>
>>7364175
Then via math properties, am I anime?
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>>7364151
you're so adorable
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>>7364165
Oh please this is /mtfg/ (even if it's not in the title)
>>
help I'm drowning
>>
>>7364172
true, ive noticed someone else posted it, should probably slow down with the lala homoman mem
>>
>dad refuses to pay
>literally taking it from his paycheck now
Get rekt
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>>7364170
I sincerely wish that was how it works.

>>7364171
I was a lovecraftian horror way before HRT senpai, don't worry yourself

>>7364174
if we're gonna play this game you're not gonna win, senpai, I've got 2 TB of previously unreleased autism right here with me.
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>>7364187
>I was a lovecraftian horror way before HRT senpai, don't worry yourself
same desu senpaitachi
>>
>>7364186
you should bm him

text him 'thanks for the new bugatti'
>>
>>7364175
I am an anime tho
>>
>>7364190
Lmao
>>
>>7364186
Pay what
>>
>>7364194
Alimony
>>
Is jormy dead
>>
>>7364196
JUST
U
S
T
>>
>Be me
>Working at a bar
>Slow night, give out a few of my free drinks to anyone that wants a convo
>qt 3.14 walks up to the bar
>We talking for an hour
>Try to give her free drinks but she refuses
>Asks if I have a gf, I don't and she is seeming really into me
>Is this real life or a sea of fanta?
>Suddenly one of her girlfriends appears beside her
>Wait a fucking minute...
>Now I have a reference point I can see that the skull shape is just all wrong
>Suddenly notice that """"she"""" doesn't have one masculine feature, but is basically a man
>Can see the five o'clock shadow growing through """"her"""" makeup as we speak
>I need an exist strategy
>"Accidentally" cut myself and rush off to hospital
>7 stitches and $200 later
>""""She"""" was waiting for me outside admissions and gave me a lift home
>"Anon, I think you are super swell, you should call me some time"
>"Sorry bro, I'm not into dudes
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>>7364178
be careful, he stronk

>>7364187
i think i'll evolve into a french-maid british victorianesque superfaggot knowing me
>>
>>7364197
I think jormo is having too much fun without us ;_;
>>
>>7364197
Everyone is dead
>>
>>7364199
alpha af
>>
>>7364198
What ?
>>
>>7364202
>tfw alive
>>7364204
alimony....
the brendan frasier meme
>>
>>7364202
Don't talk to me newfag

I want my jormy :(
>>
>>7364204
the brendan frasier meme
because of the alimony he has to pay
>>
>>7364204
You look like frodo with blue hair
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>>7364207
it's 'Brendan Fraser'
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>>7364204
why are you even on 4chan if you never get fucking anything at all?
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>>7364209
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>>7364199
lol
>>
>>7364211
Brendan Fraser is my waifu!
>>
>>7364207
>>7364205
OK
>>7364210
For the lulz
:^)
>>7364208
Cool I always knew frodo passes
>>
>>7364208
frodo would make a pretty girl
>>
>>7364218
>>7364215
frodo has cute feet ;)
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>tfw I will never get to go to space in my lifetime because I'm a tranny... unless I become unimaginably wealthy
I should have just gone into the airforce and become a fighter pilot like I wanted, at least then I'd have a shot.
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Tfw this girl passes better than me
>>
>>7364199

>>"Accidentally" cut myself and rush off to hospital

Why would you do that? Why not simply deny them to begin with?
>>
>>7364206
> here for a year now
> over 1k posts
> still a newfag
Feels bad man
>>
>>7364224
>Tfw tons of ppl pass better as boys than I do
Why live
>>
>>7364231
you might just not be very noticable
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>>7364232
I'm surprised she just doesn't start taking T
>>
de javu
>>
>>7364233
I'm rather not notice than be like you
>>
>>7364234
damm she has wide shoulders
>>
>>7364234
I'm surprised she hasn't killed herself.
>>
>>7364234
I know a friend who looks more masc (cis)
Kicked out of bathrooms 24/7
Works as teacher
At parents night they didn't believe her that she was the sports teacher "Mrs. Anon"
>>
>>7364236
Tfw autocorrection fucks everything up
>>
>>7314849
man this thread has too many feelings, I was expecting funny AGP shit
being trans sucks

>>7364234
I find Rain Dove's politics a bit iffy but she's hot af
>>
>>7364236
hmmmmmm
>>
>>7364237
Yep

>>7364238
Why would she?
She's a model
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KZtCsg_NWEw
>>
>>7364224
iktf senpaitachi
>>
>>7364249
You better prepare yourself for true horror on Friday
>>
>>7364246
because she looks like a gross man.
her occupation is hardly relevant
I was a model at a point and it only makes me more suicidal.
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>>7364254
Ok hon
I'm sure you were ;)
>>
>>7364254
Jealousy the post
>>
>>7364255
>Advent calendar
Damn I haven't had one of those in years... My grandparents used to send me really good ones from Germany but not anymore :(
>>
>>7364261
why would I be jealous of someone looking like a man? this is mtfg
>>
>>7364254
>i was a model at some point
>>
>>7364234
I find this hotter than I would have expected...
>>
>>7364228
because it's fake as fuck lol
>>
>>7364267
I was, as a kid. I was modelling guy stuff though, so what's the point?
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>>7364262
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>>7364272
Do you really need to put your posts into pictures?
>>
>>7364271
kid modelling doesnt make you a model
>>
did beep really detrans
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>>7364273
>>
>ctrl+f through previous threads
>trashy posted and was memed on
Very rude guys.
>>
>>7364274
fair enough. Regardless I hardly see how it's relevant, she's a monstrosity and that's sad, and I guess it's cool that she is happy with it, or at least getting paid, but I'd be almost as horrified being her as I am being me.
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My dick is back :D
>>
>>7364276
no, you don't need to, you're just trying to be a
"special snowflake"
>>
>>7364280
dont b mean to the special snowflake
>>
>>7364280
>>7364273
Who really gives a shit anyway? Why get so twisted over something that doesn't fucking matter. Do whatever you want
>>
>>7364280
>a tripfag complaining of snowflakes
now I've seen it all
>>
I really want boobs!
>>
>>7364279
top tier beverage
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>>7364280
>>7364282
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>>7364286
I wanna stay flat desu. I think it's cute.
>>
>>7364285
reee
>>
>>7364289
its cute but i dont think i could handle the insecurities of being flat
>>
>>7364286
soon!
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>>7364286
Same...
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>>7364287
Yus
>tfw only one place in my entire country sells it for less than 2€ per can
>>
>>7364288
im a super nice guy
>>
>>7364284
its just a bit annoying because it takes too long to read the posts on phone :/

>>7364293
>>7364294
aah i cant wait~
>>
>>7364296
im super gay
>>
>tfw have to work today
At least today I can get drugged up as fuck probably
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>>7364298
lol, thats pretty gay bro
>>
>>7364298
you too huh?
>>
>>7364299
we should trip together sometime after christmass break desu
>>
>>7364301
ikr
>>
>>7364303
Definitely senpai
LSD right?
>>
>>7364297
I want boobs but I'm also scared of them coming in while I'm still super manish looking and miles deep in the closet ugh
>>
>>7364304
damn! I love being a total fag bro!
dat dicc tho
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>>7364286
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>>7364307
tamoxifen
>>
>>7364306
Yes!
>>7364307
kinda same feel yeah, i just hope i manage to epilate all the hair away before then
>>7364311
Yea i saw that thread, p cute :3
>>
>>7364313
Will arrange :3c
>mfw resident drugposter
>>
my social worker is making me go to a irl trans support group or I can't get an orchiectomy. kill me.
>>
>>7364315
After the 15th or was that frangi?
>>
>>7364318
That was me
And since I think I passed my exam I had yesterday it's a fairly accurate date of when I get back
>>
>>7364320
ok thats good, i have an exam around the 20somethingth but w.e
>>
>>7364322
Well we can do it after the 20th as well I'd still have to order acid anyway
Losing an entire day of studying might not be the most tactical choice for you lmao
>>
>>7364324
nah its an easy one idc

>implying ill study for more than 2 or 3 days
>>
>>7364326
Hey it was a possibility! I don't know how much of a nerdo you are
Anyway when I get back I'll order acid right away and we can trip after it arrives
Luckily you don't live with your parents so we can do it at your place lmao
>>
>>7364328
sure, its gonna be cramped tho lel
>>
>>7364329
Das fine you don't need much space
Best part is just laying down in a dark room looking at the ceiling
You don't need much space for that
Also your room is probably gonna smell like sweat for the next week but idk how long smell stays in a room
>>
I want to cuck Isla
>>
>>7364330
Idek if theres room enough for that lel
>>
why did my dad hate me
>>
>>7364334
If your room is 2x2 there is enough room for that silly
>>
Does anyone have beep on skype or discord?
>>
>tfw my dad thinks i hate him but really i'm just awkward around him and also people in general
>tfw he thinks i'm ignoring him because i won't see him before christmas, but i booked like 4 visit slots (prison) to see him almost a month in advance and they didn't have space for me on any of them
i-i'll just send a long letter
>>
>>7364265
Ok sir
>>
>>7364336
Huh well see lol
>>7364340
If you write him what you wrote here itll be fine for sure
>>
>>7364344
Will be lotsa fun
I've never tripped with anyone around yet so that'll be a first for me too
I love how online information websites always say to have a sitter around but that's not necessary at all if you're somewhat not retarded
>tgfw more stuff to look forward to
>>
>>7364348
Yeah same actually

>tfw meeting people that arent boring math nerds
>>
>tfw huge older brother incest kink
>>
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Who man jaw here?
>>
>tfw ruining my body with alcohol
feels good
>>7364340
Why's your dad in prison?
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>>7364368
>tfw bf makes you call him big brother
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>>7364369
I'm man faced.
>>
How the fuck do you girls get boyfriends?
>>
>>7364373
Is it because he's always watching?
>>
>>7364373
oh my god that's sooooo hot
>>
>>7364377
I mean I've had a girlfriend for like 3 years now. I don't think it'll last much longer b/c we're not really attracted to each-other anymore. I have no idea how to get a boyfriend. I guess being trans and not an autistic freak in a progressive city will help.
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>>7364377
Scam
>>
>>7364377
getting a boyfriend is easy mode lmao
just
>be girl
>be social
>done
>>
>>7364371
>Why's your dad in prison?
dealing cocaine and heroin
>>
>>7364369
Are you the skull size autist?
>>
>>7364377
Go out, don't play shy. I've stopped counting how many guys I've turned down since I resumed a normal life. Some of which obviously weren't just looking for a one-night-stand and a few who would have been good relationship material if I were into guys.
>>
>>7364386
>be social
Yeah kill yourself. Also some of us are hons.
>>
>>7364388
No I'm not skill size autist.
I know that skull sizes can vary.
I'm more into shapes and angles because shapes and angles of bone structures can be diffieraianted between masculine and feminine
>>
>>7364373
fuck thats kinda hot
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>>7364369
ayyyy
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>tfw 104lb
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>>7364391
>>7364386
Is a passing voice a prerequisite? I mean I've been told my voice passes online and I can pull off girlvoice p much whenever I want, but it cracks like a motherfucker when I'm nervous.
Will that scare boys away?
>>
>>7364394
Is it because your step brother is older than you?
>>
>>7364396
losing weight takes too long
At this rate itll be february before i hit goal weight
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>>7364396
>tfw ywn know this feel.
>>
>>7364399
No hes exactly the same age as me, it would be nice if he were older tho
He does drive me around and decides where we go anyway so its cool
>>
>>7364395
>>7364395
Holy shit robin you look fucking great. Can't speak for your weird boobs but congrats on everything else my dude.
>>
>>7364396
>tfw 104 kg
Well at least I made it between 6am and 1pm without eating, I feel like shit though.
>>7364393
You and skull size autist should become friends
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>>7364395
And they say ffs can fix jaw lines.
Lmao

Tfw robin passes better than me now
>>
>>7364401
>105lb at 5'11"
that's probably a good thing, emily

unless you want to be a ms skeltal
>>
>>7364406
Who the fuck are you?
HRT failed completetly on your face assuming those breasts are real.
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>>7364400
Gaining weight is hard for me.
>>7364401
:(
>>7364405
Small goals at a time.

I'm also only 5'4
>>
>>7364410
That isn't me
Just some hon I know
>>
>>7364409
I know that's why I will never be that weight.

>>7364411
>only 5'4"
Jealous ;-;
>>
>>7364401
how fat are you em?
>>
>>7364392
>Yeah kill yourself
why ?
>Also some of us are hons.
doesn't matter
dudes are horny weirdos
easy as fuck to get one
>>7364398
i doubt it but just practice
>>
>>7364411
I mean, losing weight is easy for me, theres just so much of it that i want to lose that it takes too long
>>
How are you people all so thin? Today I had a bread roll and 2 sausages for breakfast and now at lunch I'm going to have one measly ham sandwich. This sucks.
>>
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>>7364396
I wish I could get back to that weight ;_;
I hate being fat
>>
>>7364419
i'm 158 at just under 6' is that fat or normal?
>>
>>7364419
>How are you people all so thin?
they're all depressed so they eat less, and for some reason, the average height here seems to be pretty high too
>>
>>7364416
Idk, like 200lbs.
>>
>>7364417
Maybe some cartman-tier creeper because the good ones aren't going anywhere near us hons.
>>
>>7364422
What was so good about being at that weight?

Didn't it make you weak and weird looking?
>>
>>7364427
yeah if you look on 4chan
if you go out it's easy

srsly strannies have easy lyfe
>>
>>7364424
Normal, you can go a bit lower if you're not happy with it however without it being unhealthy
>>
>>7364417
Yeah but I want a relationship and not just someones dick in me for one night
>>
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>>7364414
Don't be, i am not attractive.
>>7364418
How much do you weigh?
>>7364422
You can do it! >~<
>>
>>7364433
still same logic
dudes are low hanging fruits
>>
>>7364425
I eat more when depressed, I only managed to start losing weight since starting HRT, before that fucking pointless I'd just cry into a bucket of KFC.
> the average height here seems to be pretty high too
I noticed this it's weird. Go on /fit/ or /r9k/ everyone is 5'10" and under and desperate to be 6' master race whereas here everybody is crying about being 6'2" or some shit. Must be some genetic reason like how Klinefelter syndrome makes you taller than average.
>>
>>7364426
what the hell, i always thought you were a lanklet

well, look on the plus side: you could probably hold down almost any other trip here and force them to kiss you
>>
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>>7364434
no, I am not allowed

>>7364428
I still look weird

and yes, but I like not having to eat everyday. its cheaper and saves time.
>>
>>7364419
i can't gain weight
>>
>>7364437
Why did you think I was lanky?

>>7364434
If that's you then I'm jealous.
>>
>>7364437
Homura is like 250 lbs, Sheen is probably 300.
>>
>>7364404
my jaw though???????? how does my face look good???
>>
>>7364438
>I still look weird
Fair enough, maybe less so though since you're not half skeleton.

You'll have to eat less once you get to a healthy weight and eat to maintain, so you can still look forward to that.
>>
>>7364434
Started at 220 after depressioneating for a year, lost like 45lb since september, goal weight is at a bit under 150, where i was before. So 25 more to go at least. Im. 6'2".
>>
>>7364436
>Must be some genetic reason like how Klinefelter syndrome makes you taller than average.
that's probably a part of it - and all the shorties probably already have bfs, so they don't have time to post here

>tfw /r9k/ and /fit/ are the only manlet-friendly boards, where you can openly be yourself without shame
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>>7364437
>look on the plus side
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>>7364437
>you could probably hold down almost any other trip here and force them to kiss yo
owo
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>>7364441
It's not, here a shitty picture of my thighs though
>>7364446
I'm sure you can do it!
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>>7364450
me too but its annoying to be fat
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>>7364441
>Why did you think I was lanky?
i don't know, you just give off that impression by being so beta - tomoko also doesn't really have a lot of meat to spare

>>7364442
i've never seen homura before, is she really tall?
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>>7364452
I've always been this weight for years
maybe i have a parasite living inside of me that would be pretty cool
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>>7364450
They look fine.

>>7364453
Well I'm not, I'd also never be lanky either cuz of my overall bigness.
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>>7364457
yeah
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>>7364453
http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/7316065/#7317279
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>>7364456
I mean it really depends on if youre the sort of person that changes their diet somehow (wether eating a lot or eating less) when you get depressed.
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>>7364445
>You'll have to eat less once you get to a healthy weight

I am pretty stuck right now desu
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Hi hi!
How is everyone?
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>>7364469
Hey snek
Whats going on? You havent been posting much lately
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>>7364469
uncomfortable & anxious
hbu?
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>>7364443
Your jaw isn't that bad dog, you're sticking it out a bit in that pic. Also your face is just looking really pretty, like smooth.
P jel.
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>>7364464
i-i thought that was a joke
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>>7364465
I just eat all the time constantly
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>>7364467
What weight are you stuck at?
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>>7364400
literally me
did you steal my post?
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>>7364474
Mostly anxiety and being poor.

Right now though, it's because Virgin Media fucked up and the internet's down, so I'm using my phone wi-fi

>>7364475
Same, pretty much.

Poor is also in there somewhere, so I probably won't have mones next month.
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is Hibike! Euphonium a nice cartoon?
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>>7364479
116 lbs
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Which trip has the nicest lips?
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>>7364317
>orchiectomy
Why would you want that?
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>>7364487
>tfw you could toss Phien-chan one handed

:3
You're lighter than my 10 year old brother, I could literally carry you on my back for days at a time.
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>>7364488
Edie or Chara
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>>7364487
That's like 10 lbs more than you were right? Still pretty skinny though. It'll probably be easier to get back on gaining once you're done studying.
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>>7364485
>so I probably won't have mones next month.
that sounds awful x.x
how long have you been on mones thus far?
>>7364488
kit's look pretty stunning
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>>7364478
Yeah but thats not the same as eating a lot per se

>>7364484
I ACTUALLY DID THO

>>7364485
oh, sorry abt that. I feel anxious as well, also have like 10 euro left for food till the 21st

>>7364486
2 moe 4 me
A friend of mine swears by it tho
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>>7364498
No its not clearly, otherwise i would have gained weight probably. UNLESS I HAVE A PARASITE!!!!!!!!!1111111
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>>7364488
eugenie

DICK
SUCKING
LIPS
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>>7364497
About a month and a half across 3 months... being on and off is probably not good for me.

>>7364498
Open markets are your friend there, be ready to barter.
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How does one meet people at some club or pub and just goes with them without fearing aids or whatever?
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>>7364500
Go to the store and buy two frozen pizzas and eat them, do this everyday and i can guarantee you will gain weight for a few weeks. Add a pizza when you plateau

>>7364505
they dont barter here :/
I hope you find a way to get mones, being off them must be awful :(
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>>7364506
Come better armed than the other person, and bring enough condoms to hold 10 gallons of cum.
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>>7364507
I don't like frozen pizza >~<
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>>7364486
If you studied classical instruments or know people who did it will super relate. If not is just a super moe competition anime, like sports but realistic music issues.
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>>7364510
buy 4 hamburgers and put them in buns

Stop being a lil' bitch and eat if you wanna gain weight
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I brought my 3ds out for streetpass only to discover that nobody uses streetpass.

>>7364494
>tfw not me
Rekt.
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>>7364507
I've got half a months supply left...
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>>7364491
wew :D
thad be nice

>>7364496
ya probably, I am really stressed currently
I kinda want to try getting on the squad train as well and maybe get a decent butt one day
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>>7364508
I dont wanna suck cock with a condom, that's disgusting.
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>>7364515
oh fuck qhi wont ship them in time even if you order now..

Like fuckkk do you have money at all? A job coming in?
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>>7364518
>tfw you're eating latex
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>>7364522
You're never gonna gain weight that way!
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>tfw everyone is so light and ywn be like that
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>>7364525
>tfw you're trying to gain weight
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>>7364434
Is that you? You look great!
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>>7364516
>squad train
I assume you mean squat train? Yeah that'd be good, exercise will most likely help you feel better as well.
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>>7364513
I rather be a lil bitch than a fat bitch
>>7364514
I don't understand?
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>>7364525
No one likes walking around showing their man skelleton.
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>>7364528
It's not me.
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>>7364527
Can I give you some of mine? Not that it would make a difference for me.
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>>7364530
No, no, she wants to join the army.
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>>7364521
Zilch. No money, no job... No neetbux because the gubmint is stalling by looking for documentation I already submitted.
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>>7364532
?? Didnt you want to gain weight?? Just stop when you reach goal weight
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>>7364434
who left this cis grill here
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>>7364537
Brazilian butt lift requieres a liposuction, so you could technically give someone a few kilos to make them look better.
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>>7364542
:| Cant rly help you.. fuck, good luck, i hope you can get neetbux soon
>>
can you like bring a pic to the FFS surgeon person of your 'ideal' or 'goal' face? Or is that something entirely else not FFS related?
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>>7364503
Shakira has really big lips if I remember correctly.
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>>7364543
I have no motivation to do anything desu.
>>7364544
I left this cis grill here
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>>7364530
I meant squats, Idk why I always write squad EVERY FUCKING TIME REEEEE

>>7364538
this is true too, if I cant find anything else Ill definitely look at this
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>>7364547
Mhmm...
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>>7364548
Usually you send a pic of yours to your surgeon and they photoshop it to show you whats possible.

>>7364551
Iktf
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>>7364554
holy heck
that sounds AWESOME
*stuffs pic of max caulfield away* I-I'm glad they do a realistic thing so you can get a good estimate of how good you'll look
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>>7364550
because she's black
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>>7364558
It costs money tho i think, not sure, ive only heard what nikky told me, look her up. Also check the website virtual ffs. Costs like a 100 dollars there
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>>7364545
i want a butt that people wanna hug
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>>7364558
what do you look like now?
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>>7364565
wew that pricing is insane

>>7364569
i mean.. it's not impossible.
there's potential… somewhere

;w;
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>>7364571
Just wait for a year or so after starting hrt, no point thinking abt it now
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>>7364572
kay!
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>>7364405
Why though
Skull autist does have a couple of valid points.
Female jawline should look like pic/on the right. Angled jaws are strong/sharp
Strong/sharp = masculine
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I love all of you

except for cnt
>>7364566
Me too
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>>7364489
less t, less spironolactone, less tucking pain, etc
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>>7364577
but cnt is our lord and savior, here to deliver us from hondom
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>>7364552
Yeah I got that much from context. I am not sure about the army thing, what kind of position would you want to have?

I can't see you doing something physical.
>>
What's everyone's T level?
>>
Would never come here in normal circumstances. But I keep having repetitive dreams and I need answers

Why do I keep having dreams where I live in some crazy hugbox where I announce I want a a sexchange and everyone accepts me?

And the weird part is. Why the fuck am I happy to be having a sex change in it?
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>>7364582
<20
And I still look like a man
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>>7364579
Nothing can deliver me from hondom now
I am become beer belly
destroyer of livers
>>
why do i let myself get deluded
everytime i find a reason to be happy it goes away
every single time i'm built up to be knocked down
it's fucking cruel and emotionally taxing
none of my hopes and dreams will ever become reality because they are just delusions
this is the message the universe is beating into my head
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>>7364552
It's pretty obvious why you always have squads in your mind.
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>>7364586
may 'potential' save your soul
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>>7364582
0.2 ng/ml
but my estrogen is only 96 pg/ml so I guess that's why I've grown 1.5 inches since I started HRT lmao
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E begins today.

I will beat it
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>>7364566
That's the dream.
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>>7364588
waking up when

>>7364580
Id need to get /fit/ first. since I am legally female now, Id probs only have to be girl fit, which is probably pretty easy to reach. wont happen before I am done with uni though

I might be too old though to become a soldier, or too tranny.
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>>7364587
Because you don't fight for them, stuff doesn't come in silver platters to almost anyone.
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>>7364594
>Tfw too tranny
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>>7364591
good luck!
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>>7364585
>>7364590
This is mine but my estrogen is only at 132
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>>7364594
Aren't you also diagnosed with bpd? Probably too mentally ill in general to be allowed to carry a gun.
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>>7364602
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>>7364600
>tfw

>>7364604
true, but I dont think Id tell them
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>>7364599
that's not really applicable to what i was talking about, but i guess i was being vague
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>>7364606
>I-it's for grandma!
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>>7364608
I don't, like, know you; but in general people trying to not be left down by things work less to keep them than does who go all in.
>>
Thoughts on chett vs supporn?
Why is chett so much cheaper?
>>
what happened to CNT? they've been gone for a while
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>>7364613
Because Chett is me in a costume who skips out on things like anaesthesia.
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>>7364615
He probably got sent to a mental hospital.
>>
what would you do to stop yourself from cutting
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>>7364617
T-thats not good...
Do you want to be a doctor, emi?
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Hi girls!

How am I looking? Any tips? 17 months hrt
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>>7364622
Well I already am, I just practice without a medical license.

For real though I don't wanna be a doctor, hell I don't even know what I want to be.
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>>7364624
Dr. Emi operate me pls owo
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>>7364623
You dont look too bad but you should do something with your hair and idk abt your clothes
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>>7364623
Are you crossdressing as a guy?
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>>7364631
>tfw this is my life in boymode
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>>7364628
Alright one vagoo coming up.
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>>7364630
I really hate that I can't look like a hobo and pass, I have to take care of my skin and hair and stuff. If I were cis Id choose to look like shit.
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>>7364639
desu i think you pass, you look kinda andro, heavily depending on voice/mannerisms tho
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Guess who's person of the year in 2016?

http://time.com/time-person-of-the-year-2016-donald-trump/
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>>7364624
>I don't even know what I want to be.
a housewife, like all trannies probably
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>>7364646
Im not the other anon. Im just complaining in general.
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>>7364655
Seems a bit dull ngl but at least I wouldn't have to actually work.
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I'll give the E some time to work. But I don't think it will change my mind.

I'm already getting paranoid about tits and the loss of my balls.

I'll be off this by Saturday and back to normal with minimal damage. And proven that repression is better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts_WDlgNMoo
>>
i'm so frustrated at how disgusting and worthless i am
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>>7364655
Boooring

>>7364659
Give it a week, what dose you on after how long on cypro?
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>>7364646
there's that famous sertii hugboxing we've all come to know and love
>>
>>7364664
I won't be bullied, everything i say is my factual opinion, take it or leave it
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>>7364655
guilty .-.
>>
Who else here likes writing for a hobby? Because I do and I've just had the best idea.

What if we write the most awful forcefem AGP fantasy memoir in the history of erotic fiction, like "My Girly Summer" or some shit. And split it into chapters or 'episodes', and write a chapter each- each only knowing the bare-bones details of what's gone on previously, so it's the most horribly disjointed and inconsistent piece of shit ever. Single draft, 150 pages, not much effort. And then publish it on Amazon ebooks under some hon name like Susan Bellringer complete with a fake "meet the author" page. And then post it around various trans communities pretending it's real like Susans/reddit/etc. and encourage anyone who finds it relatable etc. while defending its providence to anyone who says it sounds like it's made up.

It would be devilishly glorious. What do you think?
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>>7364662
2 mg
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>>7364665
>I won't be bullied
you don't have a choice there, i'm afraid
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>>7364669
Wait till youre on 4mg for a few weeks, low dose just makes you feel tired all the time
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>>7364654
But Julian Assange was the main reason Trump won...
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Let me write some AGP stuff.

"My name was Nick, when I was 12 I was shot in the dick and they gave me surgery to give me a vagina but it also gave me huge boobs and a sultry voice so now I'm Nicole and I take at least 60 dicks a week."

>>7364675
Possibly but Shillary was already a shit candidate to begin with.
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>>7364677
This was 4 uuuu.

>>7364668
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>>7364672
That's just a trick to get me past the point of no return...
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>>7364679
No im literally speaking from my own experience
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>>7364668
Way too much work for a prank. Al though I smiled thinking about shilling it to susans.
We made like 4 books with /lit/ and it was hell.
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>>7364680
I wanna die
>>
A guy just said "sorry I thought you were a man" to me
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>>7364675
the main reason trump won was that hillary was a very unlikeable, typical establishment candidate who undestimated the contempt regular people have for political elites at the moment
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>>7364677
kekekekek

>>7364681
I think the payoff would be worth it if we marketed it to enough places lmao
not to mention we're not exactly aiming for quality here
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>>7364682
:/

>>7364685
:|

>>7364687
:)
>>
>>7364577
Please don't be mean to Charleigh. She can be a really good girl and i'm worried about her, because she hasn't posted since the second of December.

>>7364469
Hi Sirona, i love your hair, did you straighten it, or is it naturally this way? I wish i'd look like you.
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>>7364668
That would be fun, actually...
>>
Why does h&m take so long to deliver clothes?
>>
ive been suuper horny lately and i dont know why, im normally never horny
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>>7364685
That's...kinda good, I guess?
>>
>>7364668
i've written over 612,000 words of mario shitposting and i write porn for money
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>>7364685
Nothing beats the basics.
>>
>>7364685
i hope you took the opportunity to slap him and storm off
>>
>>7364699
wow same actually, cocklust has been insane this past week
>>
>>7364699
Seems like all of /mtfg/ is horny right now. Maybe it's the holiday spirit?
>>
>>7364696
CFH, you know about IPL and Laser, right?
It probably depends on the device, but can you roughly tell how much more laser hurts than IPL home devices? Because the pain is already too much for me and i doubt, that laser will hurt less.
>>
>>7364689
>>7364700
>>7364705
I still don't know what he meant
Because I was using guy voice and everything and he said that after I talked

>>7364704
sup fahm

>>7364699
same here actually. My sex drive looks like it's coming back for the first time since starting hrt
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>>7364699
>>7364699
The no libido period is over
>>
I've g2g for counselling now to keep what little welfare I have but we'll discuss it more later ;D

https://discord.gg/bYbumBD
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>>7364708
I'm not horny - I'm pure.
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>>7364712
Probably couldn't figure out what you actually are and just went with one.
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I really don't care about underwear because no one is gonna see it and stuff but they're selling totoro panties and it's so tempting...
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>>7364693
What are you, her fucking mother? CNT hasn't been a "really good girl" to anybody here. She's a thoroughly unlikeable person and her being gone is only a good thing for this board.
>>
>>7364708
yea i guess
i just need to hold out one more week
>>7364706
yea when ever i go to bed all i can think about is my bf
its crazy
>>7364712
iktf
>>7364714
i guess it is
i actually fingerd myself yesterday, first time in like 2 months
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>>7364693
Naturally straigh, but I have it tied back usually.

In that picture though, I pulled my hair to the side, and tied it low, and let the other side fall infront of my ear.

It's a pain in the fucking ass on a windy day though, so combination bobby pins for the straight side and hair spray would be nice.

I do have a straightener for all the good in the world it does me...
>>
there's blood on my underwear now
at least i ordered some new pairs
>>
>>7364721
nice camera you got there

looks like it'd be perfect for taking photos of bigfoot
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>>7364677
But muh popular vote

>tfw the electoral college is actually a thing because the founding fathers didn't want the people in the cities to have all the power
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>>7364722
To be honest, I think CNT has the same issues I did when I moved schools, trying to become popular by attempting to be superior.

She may be a c'nt, but I do feel just a little sorry, and worried for her.

I regret that I had a go at her (even if it was justified)
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Oh, addendum. Is it wrong if I but my nieve low level weeb shit?
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>>7364731
No, but it would be if you also didnt get them for me
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>>7364719
I'm more than ok with this.
If I can't look like a woman then being confusing looking is second best

>>7364723
it's insane just out of nowhere
must be tranny mating season. All the girls are in heat.
>>
im sorry
nobody cares
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>>7364731
Buy what ever you want
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>>7364728
The electrical college is dumb cuz it disenfranchises people in non-swing states. Why do you think people cast joke votes? Get rid of winner take all desu.
>>
>>7364727
It's super zoomed in because I wasn't gonna walk in a store just to take a pic of undies like a huge creepo. I did that from outside as a lesser creepo.
>>
>>7364733
I'm not in heat
the most I've done lately is lie around and think up lewd stories in my head
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>>7364733
You're gonna, eventually, I have no doubts
>>
>>7364732
The shipping would be twice the value. Im sure you can find them in any chinese knock off store.
>>
>>7364725
Oh i see, i wish my hair was long enough for this, but you look really cute!
>>
>>7364733
>tranny mating season
we cats now?
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>>7364733
I think the issue is you look like a woman but spoke in boyvoice

Thats confusing, obviously

>>7364746
Ik i was memeing relax
>>
>>7364749
meow~
>>
>>7364748
<3

Thanks!

(it's been 3 years since my last haircut!)
>>
>>7364709
Laser is more intense but a lot more focused, so it actually hurts less. Especially if you use a local anesthetic before sessions. Don't buy Tria home "lasers". They're just more powerful IPL, not much more effective, just nastier for the skin.
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>>7364758
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>>7364733
Not to be mean but his proceda probably was
>Is that a guy or a gal?
>If woman she'll get mad that i called her a man.
>If man he's trying to be femmy so he'll take the apology as a compliment.
It's the most utilitarian curse of actions.
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>>7364749
>>
i looked in the mirror and saw a scary skeleton man with skin draped over it's gross bones
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>ket STILL isn't here
moooooooooooo
>>
>>7364736
People cast joke votes when they hate both candidates and don't take voting seriously. The only place it truly doesn't matter is Cali, and that's because there are so many liberals packed into one small region. They singlehandedly counted for almost half of Hillary's votes.
Oh, did I forget to mention that not everyone lives in California? Maybe that's an important detail.
>>
>>7364755
Oh okay i see, but you have to get that local anesthetic yourself or do they usually offer it?
I wish there was a home device that actually works.
>>
my thigh feels warm inside
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>>7364768
Yeah that's why the electoral college is dumb or at least the winner take all system. I mean it completely disenfranchises all the millions of non-libs in Cali.
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>>7364764
That's weird
Whenever I see your picture it's a cute girl with the most amazing hair I've ever seen in my life tbhon
For real Maeve you're really pretty.
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>>7364751
snickerkitty
>>7364763
pretty much whats going on in my head atm
make it stop
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>>7364770
God damnit, you might be the only person here who legitimately needs a diaper...

That was a joke.

I am aware that it wasn't funny.

No, I will not appologise.
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>>7364772
i don't see it and it's really distressing and then i do dumb things
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>>7364764
I think you need cuddles to get the spooky visions out of your head

>>7364774
>tfw no daddy to gently dom you
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>>7364740
that's p lewd though .////.

>>7364741
I hope so. Thanks for believing in me.

>>7364749
Yes

>>7364750
but to correct himself and go to female after the voice is weird.

>>7364762
That has to be it I think
thanks anon!

>>7364763
god that picture is too much
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>>7364763
>ropes

Yeah, those better be secure, it's not fun if I can break out, and I will be trying my best.
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>tfw everyone liked fake alex more than me
fml
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>>7364763
Now I want rope-play.....
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looks like I'm going to be doing laser treatment too now, at least one good thing happened this week
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>>7364784
I like fake you and you you
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>>7364784
Did you offer to let someone tie you up in exchange for pizza? I hear that helps with popularity...
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>>7364778
>tfw he makes you wear cat ears and calls you kitty
>>7364779
what cat breed whould i be?
>>
mARBLECAKEALSOTHEGAME
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>>7364771
The fact is that they're the minority in that area.
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>>7364779
Every single image is amazing on its own

god im so horny

>>7364783
>doubting daddy
He knows what hes doing and he knows what you want without you having to say it.

>>7364785
the first frame is my favorite, looking up to someone like that while he caresses your cheeks and chin.... Sjjdndekfnndksd

>>7364789
Is that something you and your bf do?
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>>7364778
this gross body isn't ever going to look like a woman's and nobody's going to want me because i'm trash
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>tfw daddy trump is person of the year
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>>7364777
Please just know, even if you're experiencing a whole tonne of dysphoria and self-hate, there are always people who care about you and think you're beautiful. You should wrap yourself up in a big blanket and do something relaxing. God damn it I want to take care of all the trips here but you all live in America.
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>>7364794
yes, he also got a leash for me
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>>7364787
I feel violated by fake me ;-;

>>7364788
what the fuck >~<
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>>7364771
Don't stay up too late again sweetie!
Remember you need to be up bright and early for our date tomorrow

...one day I'll say that and it'll be true ;_;
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>>7364792
Still it seems unfair that Northern Californians, who voted mostly Trump get no representation.

Anyways I'm heading to sleep, good night.

>>7364801
You don't wanna date me, trust.
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>>7364789
hmmmmm
probably an abyssinian because they're kinda blonde and have really pretty eyes.

>>7364794
It broke one of my friends when she saw it.

>>7364798
HOT
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>>7364794
>while he caresses your cheeks and chin
>heavy breathing
>mind going blank
>want
>want to lose control
>>
>got added on fb
>All friends are passing 4chan trips
Ya. No...
Fuck that.
>Unfriend
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>>7364794
>he knows what you want without you having to say it.

I NEED IT

(but yea, I'm way to ashamed to say what I want...)

>>7364800
Hahah you're such a perv, I bet you'd do it for free!
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>>7364802
>tfw an australian has nightmares about spoidahs
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>>7364795
You are so fkng adorable but I know its hard rn because im feeling it too, you just have to hang on and believe that hrt WILL do work. You feel like youll look like a boy forever but thats simply untrue.

>>7364798
Omgg hot

>>7364803
Its breaking me as were speaking

>>7364805
you never were in controll from the moment he put you on your knees
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>>7364803
i think youd be a british blue
they are cute yet seem mature somehow
>>
my mom once said i was human garbage and that there was no reason for me to live
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>>7364802
But I do want to date you and spoil you and make you smile, it'd be so adorable

Good night~
>>
I'm objectively worse than fake alex
all i do is depressed post
or bitch about psychiatric hospitals
fake alex is bae
I should just die

>>7364813
... probably
I'm pretty hungry and can't really afford pizza anymore ;-;
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>>7364815
didnt even know pet play was my kink till we tried it
i like it ._.
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Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische, dein Heiligtum.
Deine Zauber binden wieder,
was die Mode streng geteilt,
alle Menschen werden Brüder,
wo dein sanfter Flügel weilt.
>>
Reminder: Niceanon walks among us still
It could be me? it could be her, it could even be Alex!
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>>7364824
It sounds fun
>>
>>7364830
Who do you mean with Niceanon?
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>>7364830
Or me
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>>7364835
The anon who refers to me as "Agony"

The one that was saying that thy had no hope because they'd never pass

The one I talk to on my discord server.

Who I know is now using a trip. HOPE HAS BEEN REKINDLED

:3

They walk among us

>>7364836
Havn't you been around longer than Niceanon?
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>>7364816
that's cute
I'd like to be a cat

>>7364815
wow you got the lewds bad huh?
>>
>>7364840
BASIC YES ITS REALLY BAD

I don't know if i've ever been hornier in my life
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>>7364838
I guess I'm kinda getting up there, yeah.
Hmm.
Yay mentalprobs
>>
hi
>>
>>7364847
:|

>>7364848
<3

*pets Carol*
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>>7364840
youd make a good cat basic
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>>7364844
>BASIC YES ITS REALLY BAD
>I don't know if i've ever been hornier in my life

You should find a boy to do sex with
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>>7364838
>The one that was saying that thy had no hope because they'd never pass
Am i Niceanon too?
>>
Going to the hospital bye all

>>7364848
ily
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>>7364858
I dunno, are you nice?
>>
>>7364860
ily

hospital?
>>7364854
ily
<3
>>
>>7364856
Im working on it!

>>7364860
Bye
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>>7364855
probably because I'm dumb and like having my hair stroked

>>7364866
good job!!
>>
>>7364844
>I don't know if i've ever been hornier in my life
You could always take some lewd pictures
And post them here
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>>7364863
I try my best!
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>>7364870
I'm gonna take some and send them to my fiancee probably
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>>7364871
I mean, since the old niceanon has started tripping (hint, it's Alex) I guess you can have the title?

>>7364872
Don't forget to buy her flowers!
>>
>tfw not unplatonically cuddling the trashe right now
>>
if someone knew me with the same level of intimacy as my mom they'd also call me human trash and realize that i have no reason to live
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>>7364868
cats arnt dumb and neither are you
what made you think such silly things?
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>>7364877
who is the fake Alex and who is the real one?
>>
someone motivate me to exercise
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>>7364891
are you in love with someone?
>>
>>7364884
Because my cat is dumb and I am dumb

>>7364877
Will do!
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>>7364894
no
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>>7364889
Real alex just went to the hospital.
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>>7364891
You can do it!
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>>7364897
are you depressed?
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>>7364891
Do it for glory of Russia!
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>I feel like a little kid, and it feels really good.
what did xhe mean by this??
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>>7364896
Youre not dumb!
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>>7364870
wew now you made me think off myself and its kinda gone lel
>>
>tgfw come back home and lewdposting ends
GOOD
>>
Hi can someone post cute girls in stockings with a sick gaming setup

Thanks
>>
how weird was I last night 1-10
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>>7364907
I just want you to know that the pic from earlier made me all wet and I leaked all over my panties without realizing it.
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>>7364918
You mean the one i posted? Same but i thought it wasnt very appropriate to say that lel
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>>7364917
I bullied you a little.
No shame.
>>
Oh come on
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>>7364914
hey bb want to have the sex w/ me??!!!? . ? ;^)
>>
>>7364905
i wish i could've been a normal kid
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>>7364914
U WUN SUM FUK ;))))
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>>7364926
>>7364930
Obviously ironic posts like those are fine but unironic lewdposting makes me feel sick for some reason
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REEEEE
MY MOM IS MAKING ME STOP TAKING STUFF AT 4
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>>7364916
>cute
Check
>girl
Girly boy :/
>sick gaming setup
Only if by "sick" you mean laptop plugged into a small, high-res TV
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>>7364933
pleb i like you ur pretty and smart and nice
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>>7364917
like 7.5 by the standards with which we judge you

probably a 9 for a normal person
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>>7364938
nice
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>>7364933
What stuff
>>7364932
>tfw no Anna to snuggle up to under a blanket on a couch with to watch movies completely platonically
Life is hell, truly
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>>7364942
That sounds perfect awoooo
>tfw noone to watch old movies with
My friends just like the new capeshit flicks I want to watch real KINO
>>
i love you maevey, and if it's quite all right
i need you maevey, to warm the lonely nights
i love you maevey, trust in me when I say
oh pretty maevey, don't bring me down I pray
oh pretty maevey, now that I've found you stay
and let me love you maevey, let me love you
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>>7364941
lauren the ferret? :3c
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>>7364948
u \/\/ u
>>
Really, if you get down to it, Robbie is actually a big proponent of full automated luxury communism

He's trying to educate the population on the joys of being lazy and taking charge of your life, meanwhile Scandinavian socdems invade his town trying to pass off "hard labor" as something fun

Robbie correctly sees this as indoctrination into the capitalist system, and tries to get rid of Sporticus as revenge for his killing of Rosa Luxemburg

In the midst of all this, we have Stephanie, the poster child for modern, liberal identity politics, most notably feminism

There's also the fact that the town itself is called "Lazy Town", but they acknowledge that with Sporticus, nobody is lazy

What's really happening is that Sporticus's propaganda goes against human nature
The town was named "Lazy Town" in the first place because the people, uncontaminated by ideology, recognized the value in relaxation
and saw through the lies of the Protestant work ethic

By turning "Lazy Town" into a town of workaholics, the show demonstrates how capitalism is ultimately in conflict with that which makes us human

sniff

and so on and so on

But there's more. In depth analysis of relations between Marxist, bourgeoisie constructs, and the dialectic around them, can be observed through each individual episode.

Robbie's Dream Team demonstrates an interesting deviation from the usual formula. In most episodes, Robbie is outwitted by the general resourcefulness of either liberal feminism, social democracy, or himself. The later case is symbolic of infighting among the Left and how it can ultimately destroy even the best laid schemes.
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>>7364943
What kinda movies do you like? I'm always down to rewatch old Bruce Lee movies and corny stuff like that. If you mean like A Streetcar Named Desire or Harold and Maude then that's cool too. I still need to watch Citizen Kane.
>>
What Robbie's Dream Team presents is a unique scenario where the Left does not act on its own, but works in connection with other left leaning groups in order to obtain a common goal of working class liberation. However, despite the abundance of Robbies, only the original has experience in being a "real villain", illustrating how though well meaning, many leftist groups are not well read in theory or have tried to apply their ideology. Nor are they able to "disguise", ie accomplish slick entryism. If one notices, this is the tactic Robbie uses nearly every episode, as he knows damn well that selling Communist ideas to a classcucked population will get him rejected, so his only option is to use subversive methods, such as appealing to their sense of freedom.

The episode then transitions into the song "We Are Number One", with Robbie trying to teach the other Robbies how to be "villains", ie spreading class consciousness. Having little experience, theory, or understanding of many Marxist concepts, however, they ultimately trip each other up, first through being too overt (stepping on branches in the "sneaking around"), sabotaging the efforts of the more experienced Marxists through their own incompetence (look at this net), or just in general falling over themselves in an attempt to be "dialectical" (he'll slip and slide on this banana peel!).

Despite these normally damning setbacks, Sporticus doesn't manage to wise up, showing how social democrats, though antagonistic towards the Communist cause, ultimately do not see them as too much of a threat unless they directly see their plans come to fruition, signifying how socdems think they have a "common cause" with Marxism.
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The Robbies end up successfully capturing Sporticus, subduing the subversive elements of social democracy, and paving the way for bringing class consciousness to lazy town. However, the newly converted Marxists fail to stop Stephanie, the girl of liberal feminism. When the current order is threatened, it is almost always backed up by a stiff set of identity politics, be they liberal or reactionary. Stephanie cannot work her pure ideology on the original Robbie, for as a "leftist old guard" he is immune to the effects of identity politics. However, Stephanie IS able to manipulate the other Robbies, given that they are recently converted liberals that still hold sympathies to feminism and intersectionality. Thus, identity politics are able to sneak their way through and infiltrate the ranks of the Marxists (symbolized by Stephanie sneaking an apple down to Sporticus), and by the time the old guard notices the COINTELPRO, it is too late and the other would be Marxists have been reduced to puppets of liberal feminism.
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>>7364945
>let me love you
ok can i love you too
>>
>>7364955
You can see what I watch here (logging started around half July)
http://letterboxd.com/robotpie
I haven't seen Citizen Kane yet either so that's still one I should watch.
I also gotta still watch most of Tarkovsky's films
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i like maeve
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>>7364958
Stop that
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>>7364964
ok
>>
are ferrets AgP?
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>>7364961
>ok can i love you too
yes, but only in a platonic way

also, don't tell s-e-r-t-i-i (just in case she ctrl + f's herself)
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>>7364966
all pets are
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>>7364962
You have really good taste.
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>>7364966
yes
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>>7364966
ferrets a phallic, therefore they are aap
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>>7364974
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>>7364977
nice vilememe
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>people living your dreams
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>>7364950
>>7364958
>>7364963
>>7364973
>>7364978

dawwww :3c
>>
>>7364972
Awoo thanks!
Trashy taught me well desu
I'm probably going to watch the Nice Guys tonight if I have time and my drugs don't arrive (they're not here yet and it's 5PM ;_;)
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>>7364972
>le classics
>imdb top 10000
>wow such good taste :oooo
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real girls don't like rodents.
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>>7364980
>>
>>7364984
ferrets aren't rodents
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>>7364978
>>
>>7364954
You take kids shows way too seriously.
>>
>>7364983
It's almost like they're universally seen as good films for a reason isn't it?
Sure it's entry level as fuck but it's not like it's bad...
I'll dig deeper once I watch muh classics
>>
>>7364991
>>
>>7364986
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
:3c
>>
>>7364968
can't we all love each other at the same time
>>7364963
i like lauren
>>
>>7364992
keep going little nigga
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>>7364997
>>
>>7364998
shut up you haughty bag of dogshit
>>
>>7364999
I try to watch a movie per day on average but I was too sad past few weeks
Back on track now though
>>
>>7364983
Hey fuck you guy, Stalker and Eraserhead are both really good as an entrypoint into decent cinema.
>>
olive
>>
>>7364998
>can't we all love each other at the same time
no, that's called being poly and it's the lowest form of life anyone can possibly be
>>
>>7365013
Yes
>>
>>7365016
hi do u want to be friends
>>
>>7365014
polys need to be fucking rounded up, they are true scum
>>
>>7365009
Eraserhead is fucking awful
>>
>>7365005
>>7365009
I thought trannies just wanted to see capeshit honestly
>>
>>7365009
stalker is the worst tarkovsky film, and i'm convinced people only watch it because roadside picnic/STALKER were both great
>>
>>7365024
trann are usually pretentious
>>
>>7364937
t-thanks anon..
>>7364942
stimulants, she wants me to like get more than 2 hrs of sleep 2night .-.
>>7365020
REEE
TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW
>>
>>7364968
>>7364961
its ok we can all love each other
>>
>>7364962
Consider checking some reading companion for The Mirror. A lot of shots are references to classic paintings and it adds a new layer if you understand why were they chosen for that.

Solaris is overhyped it's not really that good.

Stalker is good but ultra slow.

>>7365026
Solaris is much worse.

>>7365009
It really depends on your definition of decent cinema.
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>>7365031
>Solaris is much worse.
you watch your mouth, anus
>>
>>7365028
You should really cut down on stimulants if not leave them entirely.
You'll have more energy when you drop them, they only have an effect for the first few months before you get used to them.
Unless you're talking about amphetamines, then I'm happy you can be open about taking that stuff with your mom.
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I hate winter.
Good thing I'm ginger tho
>>
>>7365027
Yeah, that's right. Straight slutty trannies usually like the normie stuff though, but transbians will watch pretentious shit and fill their knickers with pus with self-satisfaction
>>
>>7365036
ehh, i use em for studying and nah rcs. we just go for harm reduction instead of DRUGS R BAD
>>7365038
what if you are str8 and prententious as fuccckk??
>>
>>7365031
I like the ultra slow aspect in Stalker. Gives you time to think
Solaris was good (I'm a sucker for sci-fi though) but it wasn't nearly as good as I had hoped.
I'll do that reading thing once I watch the Mirror, thanks for the hint.

>>7365038
>>7365024
This
>>
>>7365034
It's a clearly inferior movie that has only 3 super good scenes and people prented it wasn't botched at every stage of development. Comapred to The Mirror is literal shit smeared on celuloid.

>>7365038
I think it's the other way around. Transbians are scared of looking agp so they try to be plebs as much as possible. Straight slutty trannies need some patrician backing so people don't focus that much on the slutty part.
>>
>>7365017
ye
I hope I'm not too pretentious lol
>>
>>7365037
i love winter soo much
its a cozy winter wonderland
>>
>>7365044
If you want and can, Sculpting Time is a great book by Tarkovsky that explains most of his filmmaking philosophy and has some interesting anecdotes used as example. Apparently The Mirror had like a dozen completely different cuts in editing and a ton of material was left out.
>>
Well my mones are in my home, weeks before I even expected them. I guess it begins.
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>>7365053
It's wonderland until you look in the mirror
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I was gonna exercise and read today
....but I think I'll just watch reality tv and eat junk food
>>
>>7365057
Get ready for months of nothing.
>>
>tfw too dumb to understand intricate plots when I am sad so more than half the movies I watch are dumb pleb shit and the rest is entry level

>>7365055
Eh, I don't really read anymore.
I'm curious how Elle (Verhoeven's new film) will be, Turkish Delight was decent enough
>>
>>7365058
i took down my mirror for that reason
>>
>>7365057
The long path to regret and death.
>>
>>7365060
I'm very excited for taking pills every day and waiting a fucking lot.
>>
>>7365064
Just open grindr and get three mohammeds in your dorm room to blast you with cum, should lift your spirits
>>
>>7365066
That began 26 years ago.
>>
>>7365062
Don't be hard on yourself. I watch wrestling and animu.
And reading is good, you should do it.

>>7365067
That's the spirit!
>>
>>7365064
hanna i heard you're a cute kitty
>>7365030
uwu
>>
>>7365071
No, it began when you got molested. That's how everyone here became trans.
>>
>>7365044
we can watch movies together
>>7365057
ordered from qhi in bulk like 10 days ago and they arived today.

did you take your mones yet?
>>7365074
owo
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>>7365046
>It's a clearly inferior movie that has only 3 super good scenes and people prented it wasn't botched at every stage of development. Comapred to The Mirror is literal shit smeared on celuloid.
the mirror is great too, but stalker is garbage and was apparently (rightfully) panned when it came out

they took a great novel and made it into the world's most boring film, nearly 3 hours of my life i'll NEVER get back
>>
>>7365070
uuuuum lets not
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i want someone to hold me and kiss me and stuff is that weird
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I saw this huge ripped black guy yesterday. I bit my lip on instinct and I felt a weird itching around my hips. It made me very flustered and confused.
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how come evertime tarkovsky comes up there's this one guy who has to explain how they only like his good films and hate stalker
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>>7365079
You should watch it again :^)

Solaris is literally Tarkovky doing it for the money, which came 2 years too late to do the movie he wanted.
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>>7365084
no ren i want the same

>>7365086
cute!
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>>7365086
Hey don't impersonate me!
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>>7365092
maybe we should hold and kiss each other
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>>7365092
O-Oh... Well, I think I might be on the fastlane to joining Team Black Guys. Anyone here who has experience dating coons?
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>>7365089
Stalker is usually the first movie people see, so all the things you eventually get used to irk them a lot.
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>>7365037
this our season :)
does yr hair color change with the season naturally? You died yr hair some kind of pink or purple recently right?
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>>7365086
Bad impression of me, boo, I don't do blacks
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>>7365102
>confusing valq with dollface
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wiw
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>>7365104
That's problematic! Don't be a niggaphobe.
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>>7365097
me
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>>7365096
i would not be opposed to that. We could even [spoiler]be naked while doing that[\spoiler]
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This thread is dead cause of shit OP
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>>7365106
Zizek dropped something new?
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>>7365109
naked cuddles are the only thing better than regular cuddles desu
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>>7365089
roadside picnic was one of my favourite childhood books, and when i got a bit older, i found out that they actually made a movie out of it - little did i know that it was only "loosely based" on the novel, and the director made the film entirely out of hot garbage and a couple of spare monochrome filters he found lying around

solaris is breddy okay, the mirror is GOAT and stalker should be avoided if at all possible
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>>7365111
That's true, no mtfg in the title, no link to the last thread, why is that so hard to get right?
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>>7365105
no i think she has a deep purplish red iirc
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>>7365115
i like stalker
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>>7365116
Because 70% here are autistic retards.
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>>7365108
I had a hunch you burned coal!

How easily can you take them? Do they ever notice if you code brown? I thought the poo wouldn't show on their skin.
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>>7365127
>>7365127
>>7365127
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>>7365121
i like to eat animals
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>>7365124
Yeah, the trips.
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>>7365129
thats vad don't do that
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>>7365126
;~;
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>>7365102
Yeah, it does.
I dyed it at the beginning of summer. It's pretty much washed out now. Yeah. It's kinda cool how the dye is morphing into the dark winter red
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>>7365117
juni cute
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>>7365077
I'm probably starting tomorrow since I understand you should split your dose when taking spiro, which I don't think I can do today.
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you could take full dose now yolo
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