/mtfg/ - Trans woman general

hail stalin

Quick Hugbox Me Quickly

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>>7338497
that's true, I'm sorry basic, here, have a pic of me.

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>>7338520
The supposed feedback from a hon like you is the last thing I'd want to hear. After all, you did say how you are passable without any clocking incidents when in fact you look like this. That alone shows me how delusional you are thus rendering any and all "helpful" comments coming from you virtually and utterly useless.

Here's a real tip: If you actually look like mr. bean in a dress, don't give any unsolicited passing input to anyone ever. It just makes you look like a fucking joke, which you in fact are.

I just was at my grandma's birthday and she said in front of all people "your breasts are getting big!"

T-thanks??

Nth for bored
tell me stuff
ask me shit

>>7338545
Im glad you can recognize your mistake and apologize for it :)

Reminder cnt is right and Kit is wrong

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>tfw CNT was released this thursday from the looney bin and she'll be committed in a couple of hours after she starts hallucinating about millionaire parents, her passing potential and hugboxxers who just don't understand how things are, and how special she is, and how she's doing us a favour by soerging out and insulting everyone

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>>7338533
I do this every morning

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>>7338548
you know, I was hating your image posting in my phone. could you give them a background or something?

>>7338550
apologizing is hard but important

>>7338554
same
larping the whole day to get in the mood for ftm aap schlick session

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So while I was on my vacation to Canada having just gone seeing the local mooses, I stopped by at the local restaurant to enjoy some poutine and maple syrup.

While I was in the restaurant I heard some yelling around the corner, catching my interest, I decided to poke my head around the corner to see what was happening. Perhaps an employee had dropped something.

Upon looking around the corner I noticed a blue haired man yelling at an employee. "No way" I thought to myself, "It can't be him." I decided to look again and my suspicions had been confirmed, it was CNT. He was yelling at an employee, a woman in her 40s that she is a drag queen and that she will never pass. Surely that woman was cis.

My heart skipped a beat as a he came towards me, with a slouched posture, unshaven beard and his trademark blue hair. Suddenly he runs towards a baby not three seats away from where I'm sitting. He begins mocking the baby, exclaiming that it "will never pass" and that it "should kill [itself] now to avoid future misery".

The entire restaurant was shocked, how could someone say such awful things to a baby. The man at the next table over began yelling at him, CNT simply replied that the man is hugboxing the baby because they are friends, thus having a vested interest in hugboxing. He spoke with his finger in his cock in his hand masturbating furiously.

The whole restaurant was in shock now, emergency services had arrived on seen to arrest him. While being handcuffed, he accused the police of destroying the trans community by allowing hugboxers and ugly people to exist.

Still, it was a great vacation ngl.

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>okay imma go buy presents today
>scorching sun
>too hot to even live
i hate this time of the year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgPf_BLTEuI&list=RDIgPf_BLTEuI#t=2

>>7338554
Me too but it doesn't work as well when your feminine penis is flopping around and hitting your knees

>>7338555
Trips for truth
Truthful trips.
Apoligising is important.

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i'm looking for a nice long-ish bob cut wig, that looks sort of realistic. if anyone could link something or point me someplace, that'd be great~

>>7338552
i'm gonna hugg you watch out
*hugg*

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>>7338561
>He spoke with his finger in his cock in his hand masturbating furiously.
like... pointing at it?

>>7338561
Lol wtf did I just read
also CNT looks like he has autism tbqh
should probably be put down :^)

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>>7338565
>doesn't work as well when your feminine penis is flopping around and hitting your knees
just pretend it's a rly long clit and somebody glued together your labiae to make it looks like a ballsack

>>7338570
inside...
inside

>>7338572
beauty

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>>7338555

>>7338566
* While being hugged Sass steaks a kiss and grabs your butte playfully

>>7338561
I would actually be surprised if this story was NOT true
especially the part about hugboxing the baby

>>7338577
a gradient from Pantone serenity to Pantone rose quartz <3

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>>7338544
I'm feeling generorus today. Here, have a pity (you).

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>>7338565
;_;

>>7338559
Oh I just masturbate first thing in the morning

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>>7338577
I'm at the computer now, I don't really know. I think any color would be good. Maybe, if you want to, making them a bit more square to be read without expanign too much, but whatevs, do you thing.

>>7338546
you reply to everyone with a pic of themselves even nikky and edie. You need to mix it up to keep me entertained, you're turning into a one trick pony

>>7338580
such a literary masterpiece could not be allowed to fade away.
I felt obliged to preserve it for the good of humanity

>>7338578
o my heck
idk how to react
um
*blushes(?)*

>>7338583
ah i just call for my gf in the morning
larping together is the best

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>>7338578

>>7338582
You may just have saved my life anon

>>7338574
Oh dang that's a good idea.
I'll tell them the transgenders did it

>>7338583
¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯

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i wish bjorg or sertii were here
i have a funny image for dutch-speaking people

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>Tfw autocorrect sucks and you post wrong posts without linking them and your OCD compels you to delete them and poat them again but you're afraid everyone will judge you as an attention whore with autism who thinks posting the same posts over and over is funny when you know it's not.

I'm sorry but I have to do it over
>>7338578
*Steals not steaks

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>>7338599
that's the spirit

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Reminder that trans is infectious and reversible

>>7338590
It's very much applicable when you still look like that, freak

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>>7338606
yes

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>>7338581
>>7338588

>Actually making a proper scrambled eggs breakfast today.

>>7338601
I just take a breath, then reread my posts. Hopefully I see the errors and get them corrected.

>>7338592
*Holds your hands
I'm sorry if I made you uncomfortable and kisses your cheek
Let's grab some hot cocoa
*Pulls you by the hand to get you going

>>7338597
Comiendo hotdogs :3!

>>7338608
so this beast thinks it has the potentioal to pass?
Hon, not with that huge brow bone, nose bridge and non existant cheek bones. Littles boys like him should just stay home and play dress up

>>7338606
aww look it's really trying, come on you can do it, break my spirit wear me down. Say something that gets to my very bones.

Does it make you feel any better? Does it make you feel more justified about being a ranting psychopath who insults anyone in the thread for the slightest imagined insult?

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>>7338605
>tfw terminal trans

>>7338596
Yeee

>>7338612
Yeah, I'm too impulsive! I'll take your advise. :3

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>>7338599
>You may just have saved my life anon
I don't want the show to end just yet. The life of Basic is a train crash in slow motion - a terrible thing, to be sure, but I just can't look away from it.

>>7338601
>but you're afraid everyone will judge you as an attention whore with autism
Oh, don't worry about that - we already do.

>>7338608
what the fuck is that red thing on the right side of his mouth is it a fucking wart or something

>>7338608
What's (un)funny here is how the disparaging remark in question isn't even me

>>7338612
Where is the book?

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>>7338577 (You)

>>7338623
You sound very insulted and I feel very satisfied about it. You are pathetic and I doubt I'm the only one who thinks that. Idiot

>>7338629
Choo choo~

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How about a change of topic

>>7338636
Tell me more about how insulted I am. Tell me more about how pathetic I am.

Get to me.

>>7338611
i am serious, I love those shades of colours (especially serenity) and they were colours of the year last year c:

are these generated? that's really neat! i thought you made it all in photoshop or something.

>>7338615
t-thanks~ uwu
*smiles and runs along with you occasionally looking down in shyness

>>7338635
if any phoneposters would be uncomfortable or annoyed, then i wouldn't mind you changing back to solid colours. thanks for doing it, though

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>wake up to doorbell being frantically rang at 8am
Nope, idk anyone and I'm not answering... Sleep.
>Proceeds to knock on the door over and over
Nnnope idc.
>Babe, it's FedEx, he's piling boxes at our door
WELP
guess who just got gifted the pioneer woman kitchen set from wife's Grammy.
>We asked for a blender b/c ours died and we really like smoothies
>$300+ later...
No blender :(

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>>7338605
Good thing I'm
Not a tranny anymore :)

>>7338640
lol

>>7338651
How are you still posting.
You've been at it for 24 hours straight.
>And we have no life

>when u too bitch to swallow so you pull out and have him cum on ur boobs
Kinda mad at myself desu

>>7338621
>tfw I play dress up

It's surprisingly therapeutic. I like curling up on my couch to watch a movie while in girls clothes

>>7338655
Kayla
youre not the first to have cock
We know it's your first
But damn.
Why do you even post anymore

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>>7338655
It's ok, I'm not a swallower either so I just ask guys to finish inside me

>>7338655
You should have swallowed! You get a giddy rush after eating cum

Also. What's it's like to have a cock enter you?

>>7338653
I'm currently trying polyphasic sleep

>>7338651
now you're getting it :3

there's no need to be hostile, there's no need to just insult people and flip it out.

laugh it off, and move the fuck on. Do that again and maybe you'll actually make friends here.

>>7338661
Wut do u mean why do i post anymore?

>>7338611
looks pretty cool
you could go for the background blue so they mix like they did when they were transparent,

>>7338655
wow just swallow it you bitch

>>7338666
That's how demons get in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBeAR9kbI2I

>>7338666
please for the good of all of us, don't.

>>7338637
<3

>>7338638
have you ever met a really cute guy but then the fick is all fucked up? how do you deal with that?

>>7338666
So, youre literally taking naps between shitposting.
To shitpost more.
Youre more dedicated than /pol/

>>7338667
I was laughing at you

>>7338638
>tfw no precum soaked penis to suck
>>7338655
Sounds like you've been having fun with your bf

>>7338670
>>7338655
I wish I was you...
I wish I was any of you

>aunt comes over, saw her briefly yesterday
>>hey hi how are you
>tell her my exam went great yesterday, not realizing i told her this already when i saw her yesterday
>she doesn't mind but i forgot that i saw her yesterday
i feel bad and my memory is getting bad
im only 18 for crying out loud


>anon will remember this

>>7338634
What's the site for voice recordings? So you can judge my accent. :3

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>>7338638
Let president elect join the discussion

>>7338679
^~^

>>7338681
Yes I know, that's a way better way of dealing with things than having a complete spergout and stalking my pics.

Keep it up.

>>7338664
Must be nice to have a vag jerk, its a 4 year wait list for me

>>7338665
Its good to have a cock in my mouth, in my butt its kinda painful but thats because neither time we tried we were both exhausted from work

>>7338670
Every post is either about 'soon getting dick' or 'i just got dick' or 'eee, cum' or 'well, you should get a bf like me'
For the past week.
Not trying to be rude here, but Edie had more quality input while on her manhunts

>>7338621
bth i dont think she looks all too bad, she's just incredibly critical of others and by her own standards, she should hate herself.
i just think she needs to stop being so self-centered.

i mean come mon, look at that chin.
plus her hair looks terrible
man nose
dont get me started on her eyebrows
and im pretty sure the lack of upper lip is a medical problem

>>7338689
.... My point exactly.
>>7338686

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>>7338679
Have you ever met a really cute dick but then the guy is all fucked up? How do you deal with that?

>>7338682
Idktf

>>7338687
Lmao

>>7338689
Have him finish in your ass thenn

>>7338647
>Woken up by loud banging
>Someone is smashing down my door with the force of a thousand suns
>Is it police? Wtf?
>Go answer door
>It's a postman asking me if I'll take a package for next door
>I raged out at him "THIS ISN'T EVEN FOR ME!" "WHY THE FUCK MUST YOU SMASH DOWN MY DOOR LIKE THAT?"
>And slammed the door on him
>>7338655
Kayla is like an overexcited teen girl
>>7338686
Vocaroo or clyp.it

>>7338686
Clyp.it
Srry, didn't mean to reply in that other post.
>>7338687
Let me come move next door when you get out of that small town

>tfw have to wait FOUR WEEKS to have sex
>haven't seen gf in like 3 months
Come one guys don't complain

>>7338697
I don't think I've ever met the dick first, but my standards of handsomeness are pretty fucked up.

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>>7338642
>>7338671

>>7338699
Ugh.
It was 8am.
Normally they deliver in the afternoon.
Like wtf.
The dish set is pretty tho, running it all through the machine, now

>>7338705
when are you going to tell her you're a trann?

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anyone know that one feeling?
the feeling you get when you see someone you're envious of (a pretty grill i know that posted a pic on fb in my case)

it comes from the tumtum and feels horrible. i wanna die but not really

>>7338705
>>7338600

>>7338647
At least you have afamily that accepts you, I'm not trying to be mean, it's not always easy to get that.

>>7338705
>never had sex

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>>7338706
I grew up in /d/ desu
Actually that's probably why I'm a tranny
Rip

>>7338705
skype her? relieve some of that 'tension'

>>7338687
I miss you

>>7338600
How do you even make that mistake wtf
It's p funny ye

>>7338712
Dunno whether I'm a trann silly
Still figuring myself out
And I may or may not tell her that I don't know yet.

>>7338716
At least you don't know what you're missing
In all seriousness though I vastly prefer cuddling over sex

>>7338705
>having sex
automatically disqualifies you from complaining about anything forever

>>7338714
It's my wife's millionaire grandmother.
I've never met her. But yeah, I guess theres that.
Her mom & dad misgender me to no tomorrow.
"Miss, what would you like to eat"
>Ummmmmmm
(Her mom)"he was curious about the fish. Is it frozen?"
>I'm not hungry
I've literally walked around her house with no bra & nips galore... Made her little sister blush b/c who doesn't stare at loose nips?
And the parents are also weird Jesus Ppl.
Like, no decorations for any holiday b/c PAGANS

>>7338710
What made me extra mad was that when they are delivering a package for me they give 1 or 2 light knocks then disappear to the next job but when they are desperate to get rid of someone else's package the start smashing down my door. one even banged on my window too. Drone delivery when?

>>7338701
Well thus is a shitty small town but yes
The apartment next to ours is empty actually

>>7338722
I miss you too. Are you OK?

>>7338721
Eh I am too beta to initiate and I don't know if she'd want to
I'll manage another month.

>>7338727
That's pretty arbitrary anon
Sex really isn't all that great as I said cuddling non-platonically is much much better
It's nice though

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i know i said i was gonna put on minimal makeup on my trip to finland, but now i'm kinda scared because i asked in a finnish thread if they would beat up a feminine boy if they saw him in the street and they replied yes :c

im scared but i dont wanna dissapoint my friend's peers in that a tranny is coming over. i don't want to look like a tumblrhon who claims to be female yet doesnt wear makeup
why am i so scared of not following tradition

now i do wanna die or at least dissappear for some time

>>7338724
can you believe that message was on a site from a designer clothing brand? (opening ceremony)

>>7338730
Aren't you moving tho?
>>7338729
I've legit hopped in my Jeep and pulled in front of them as they were leaving b/c it took me 3 extra seconds to pull on a hoodie and they left

>>7338728
besides the missgendering sounds okay.
there's no shame in finding a better family for you.

>>7338735
>cuddling non-platonically is much much better
Youre not a girl at all...

>>7338697
>Have him finish in your ass thenn
His roomie showed up right when he was going to put it in me, i had to run to my car, thats why im even at home rn

>>7338737
Yep done that too, had to run outside to search for the delivery van.

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>>7338736
I really doubt 4chan tough guys represent the population.
Look for news articles about that and see if they are common.

>>7338741
is he ashamed of you or something?

>>7338736
That's just sad desu, you'd think they knew how to spell.
It's not even a google translate error or anything

Also in response to the first part of your post, I do think they're just being edgy, this is 4chan after all. Finland is a developed country with few shitskins so you should be fine.

>>7338740
H-hey I can understand sarcasm just not jokes!
You're right though I am not a girl sadly
I wish I was one

>>7338735
>cuddling non-platonically
automatically disqualifies you from complaining about anything forever FOR THE NEXT TWO LIFETIMES

>>7338696
Buttsex is good in theory, in practice it hurts ;_;
>>7338699
Ok, just my accent though, i know i sound like a gay man and i need work on it.
https://clyp.it/4mfzqs3t

>>7338701
Lol, I thought it was for me and i replied it already
Thanks anyway.

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>>7338730
https://morbotron.com/gif/S05E13/1304869/1312260.gif?b64lines=Pm1mdw==

As best as i can be. All things considered

>>7338735
>cuddling non-platonically

w-what are y-you going t-to do
s-senpai...

>>7338738
I can't stand them. They beat my wife as a child b/c she was a feminine little happy smiley boy and (Jesus).

The mother once had a conversation on the phone with the father, where I walked in the room while he was on speakerphone. HEHEHEHHEHEHEHISHISHISHIS.
She saw me get uncomfortable, took it off speakerphone to say goodbye.

Then proceeded to lie about how he apologizes and he feels really bad about misgendering me and how he wants to accept me and how he hopes I'll excuse him for his language.
>Mfw I was sitting right there and he just said, "ok, I g2g make dinner, Bai"
They're weird af and my wife only tolerates them to see her siblings.

Not exactly family.
Just an estranged grandmother-in-law I've never met

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>>7338746
>>7338745
y-you're right
i shouldn't be so scared of tough guys on 4chan. i'll look into articles, too.

maybe it'd be better if i just took a nap for some time because i'm overreacting due to fatigue i think
so um

see you all later, and if not, have a great evening <3

>>7338753
probably yank on your peepee

>>7338747
B-but I can't help it that a qt has taken a liking to me and I to her!
I get to complain all I want!

>>7338751
lmao
At least you know your own voice

>>7338753
W-who are you
I was talking about non-platonically cuddling trashy but you don't seem adverse to the idea either :^)

>>7338759
Nini Frangi huggo

>>7338757
you keep attracting weirdos...

Does anyone here trip on any other boards on 4chan?

>>7338746
Ok, Anna
>>7338751
Buttsecks is awful.
I like the feel
But it consumes your dietary and evacuation schedule.
Like,
I wanna be able to drink a fuckload of tequila, eat BBQ, & then get laid without fear of what my Bowels will do.

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>>7338741
That's really suspicious, I feel like he doesn't want his roomie knowing about you.

>>7338766
im just yanking your chain

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>>7338772
god, no.
i did avatarfag at /lit/ for a few months

>>7338745
>is he ashamed of you or something?
No, his roomie freaked out because no one is allowed over

>>7338773
>Anna
awoo
I do really like that name desu

>>7338775
>implying I am actually upset
You'd have to bully Disney for that lad

>>7338771
My wife is lovely.
Her family are a bunch of loud manic weirdos who're afraid of anyone thinking negatively of them.
She's like me tho, no fuqs given

>>7338766
>Native dutch speaker tries to sass me
Ugh I don't have the heart to tell you :(

>>7338751
Sounds gay indeed. Oh well my voice is no better. As for accent yes it sounds mostly American but I can hear a hint of a Hispanic accent in there especially at the end of your words. How long have you been practising your voice?

>>7338782
that's healthy I guess
you have some common ground there

>>7338774
His roomie owns the house and is over protective of his exotic car in the garage. I don't wanna be at his place anymore so my place is fine.

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>>7338781
how do you feel about the new disney princess

>>7338789
Does his roomie know you're his gf?

>>7338783
>when you skype call with an american and she says you sound american
>when you play csgo with a brit and he says you sound Irish
what even is my accent desu it depends on the day

>>7338790
Not part of the Princess franchise
I also haven't seen Zootopia since I hate Disney flicks with modern settings.
Probably going to see Moana next week I'm pretty excited.

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>>7338790
bunnies are cute

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>>7338789
Does his roomie know about you? Have you met his roomie?

>>7338788
Wouldn't've married her if I didn't :P
>>7338779
>>7338789

Is his roomie his parents?
Not having a gf over sounds like he might be embarrassed, desu.
I can understand friends, but lovers?
Smfh
That'd literally be a cockblock for a car
>>7338781
It'll match your pretty face.

>>7338792
After last night yeah i bet, he texted me he got an earful

>>7338795
>I also haven't seen Zootopia since I hate Disney flicks with modern settings.
read as "I only like disney films with pretty dresses"

>>7338803
It's not looking good Kayla.

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>>7338795
She is still the prettiest princess

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>>7338799
Does your roomie know about you? Have you met your roomie?

>>7338801
I keep forgetting you are married. Who even goes that far?

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>>7338798
bunnies are cute :3

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>>7338801
>pretty face
But my jaw is way too big to ever be pretty
I look well enough as a man but I'd make a really bad girl
Thanks for the hugboxing though I appreciate it.

>>7338805
I like the Lion King too! That was by far my favourite as a kid, I could recite the whole audiobook.

>>7338808
>implying a weird doggo is better than Queen Elsa of Arendelle
pic related

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Communism is bad, mmmkay?

>>7338806
Its fine, he promised not to have anyone over and i wasn't supposed to be there. When his roomie saw me he was pissed so its not my bfs fault.

>>7338785
Yeah my throat really hurt from this cold that won't go away. For about 3 months? Seriously 1 month.

>>7338809
Trannies who spend 30 hours a week while not sleeping cuddling & tangled together.
I can say with confidence; i'd've put a rifle in my mouth March'15 if she weren't there.
And, she's my best friend
And we have SECKS.

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>>7338809
No ;_;
My roomie hasn't met the real me they think I'm a girl and just laugh at me when I try to tell them the truth.

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>>7338808
Wait, you're saying that Moana is the prettiest disney princess?

>>7338817
How could you not, the Lion King is a timeless classic

>>7338818
Wrong.

>>7338795
>Go to shop at 3am
>One Somalian kid on the street corner
>Some sirens and commotion in the distance
>He approaches and asks me what's going on down there
>I say dunno looks like an arrest
>He looks at me funny and asks where I'm from
>I say here, why?
>"Some posh accent f.am"
>I say really? I've been here since 2000
So basically I've been isolated for so long that I have an entierly different accent to the rest of the local kids.
>>7338821
Do you know what I sound like?

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>>7338817
i'm sorry, i dont really watch animes about lesbians

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>>7338823
I know people who have been together for decades, but to actually marry sounds foreign and bizarre to me.
I think I've met a single married couple under 50.

>>7338825
i cri evertim

>>7338828
you missed your pic

>>7338819
So, you have to fuq at your mom's house from now on?
What happens if this relationship goes past like 5 months, are you just never allowed to spend the night with him b/c of nanny roommate he's totally not embarrassed of presenting you to
>>7338817
I make a really pretty tranny? Not a boy/girl tho. Just a boygirl.
You can toooooooo!
>P.s., youre pretty

>>7338828
what kind of communism like tankie stalin style or anarcho communism or like full on khmer rouge style what ya talking here comrade

>>7338830
>i'm sorry, i have shit taste

>>7338829
he was hitting on you you dumdum!

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>>7338826
no, pic related

>Last year, millions of Americans with depression suffered in silence, although it must be noted that many of them were sullen teens, who were just being difficult. It is a silent specter that looms over us, our coworkers, our friends, even our parents. Although probably not over our own sons or daughters, who just seem to be going through this phase right now where every little thing is the end of the world—but it affects many others whose problems are real. They need to know they’re not alone.
>http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/its-time-admit-depression-real-except-teens-who-ar-776
really makes you think

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>>7338827
I watched it like a year ago and I really didn't like it that much anymore.
It's got a few good songs (the Dutch version of Hakuna Matata is amazing too but I watched in English of course) but apart from that it's pretty boring imo
I like flicks with pretty princesses better
The Hunchback of Notre Dame is (after Frozen) my favourite Disney film and Esmeralda is not the reason though.

>>7338829
kek nice one
Whenever anyone says I sound like a native speaker I'm flattered even if it's fucking IRISH
Noone will ever think I'm English though, I'll never equal my mum's English skills ;_;

>>7338830
Elsanna is in fact OTP

>>7338834
Awoo thanks valq but I am decently handsome I will never be pretty as I said
Your shower pics are pretty lewd by the way I can't say I dislike them

>>7338831
Its super nice for legalities as well, bank acct's, insurance, etc.
What's hilarious is we both would be fucked financially without each other. But, in the same sense, we had long talks about just bailing and living off the grid in a shack.

I love her, idk what to say.
I def love her more than the curvy gf I dated for 4 years in college.

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>>7338828
You're wrong, Communism is evil and only serves to exploit the uneducated unintelligent working masses through idealistic dogma that leads to oppressive tyranny. I don't understand how liberals can be so delusional as to think its anything but awful. Every singlle communist uprising has had idealistic fools like you usher it in only to get lined up and shot. Read a history book please.

>>7338829
I guess I've never heard. Do you want to release it now that CNT got taken back to the looney bin?

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>>7338841
Oh, k, that's fine. I was just worried you were trying to assert that a fat Hawaiian was prettier than Ariel.

is CNT gone now?

>>7338751
Sass.
Your accent makes you sound like a character in a kids show.
Cute voice tho

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>>7338831
I'm actually living out a force fem fantasy right now but I think I went too deep and now I just have to live as a girl

>>7338853
liberals do think it's awful, communists diss liberals too.

Sometimes I see a post and i'm thinking "is this a commie or a republican?"

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>>7338849
thats pretty gay brah, do U even lift brosef?

>>7338855
Alright give me a sec. I sound like a total man by the way just so you know. What do you want me to say?

Which trip has the best body?

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>>7338858
>Ariel
pic related

>>7338865
>lifting
pic related too

>>7338858
well probably, but i dont get boners over cartoons homie

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>Tfw u want to delete your post with your voice but you can't and you're anxious about it

>>7338849
>Tfw ywn pin down Anna and inject E into her butt
>Tfw ywn cook for Anna and slip her crushed cypro every day
Gaaah! Thank youuuu

I was handsome once, you know?

why is it so easy and fun to sue people.

>>7338868
it's a joke, dont take things so seriously

>>7338870
Your voice is fine.
It's still a work in progress, as is Faye's
I started working on mine in November '14
Don't give up!

>>7338853
>communism
>liberal
Wrong.

>>7338877
>Legal proceedings
>Lawyer fees
>Court appearances
That's sure fun.

>>7338861
Lol what? What kid's show? Like an effiminate snobby spaniard?

Thanks though, I play like I don't give a fuck, but I really care about feedback from people I care about

>>7338872
>>Tfw ywn pin down Anna and inject E into her butt
v lewd why not inject something else while ur at it

>>7338878
How many times do I have to say that I am too autistic to recognize jokes online

>>7338872
Your very existence makes me doubt the power of my own repression...you were more of a man than I am today.

It worries me.

>>7338867
Ash

>>7338867
I have a belly pooch for the winter
Not me :(
>>7338886
Like some cartoon, idk. The fluctuations are kinda all over the scale.
Can you do it more monotone?

>>7338888
it's ok.
i am autism

>>7338886
what dooooo you want me to say??

>>7338896
Why are you inside of me anon that is very lewd

>>7338881
;_; thank you.

>>7338866
Hmm i dunno. Maybe saying something you're passionate about? Like how you heard your first jazz song?

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>>7338864
Libertarians > Republicans > Liberals > Rotten Dogshit > Communists

>>7338868
Ariel vs Anna is hard because Anna is technically cuter but I hate how the disney CG girls look, the eyes are way too big and they start to get into the uncanny valley for me- so Ill go with Ariel. Ariel is also more elegant, and whilst not as cute she is far prettier and more beautiful.

>>7338869
Im pretty sure when you stare a painting of a naked woman you think, "Wow, what a beautiful woman!" not, "Wow, what a beautiful assortment of pigments and dyes!"

If you have no sexual attraction to depictions of women, you might be gay. Or worse, asexual.

>>7338867
ash hands down

>>7338885
>proceeding pro se in forma pauperis with absolutely no ethical limitations
now THIS is aggressive litigation

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>>7338884
>Communist
Wrong.

>>7338889
I'm more of a man than most men, now... But only a shadow of my former self.
Best part about repression; AA's are cheap and harmless enough for a 2 month test run.
Even then, you have over a year to stay in the closet and settle your affairs while on E.
>>7338888
B/c I'd need you to cry in my arms, question reality, and start liking how your nips are poofy in the mirror, first.

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>>7338867
trip off

>>7338900
i'm inside everyone.

waiting...

my time will come...
>>7338906
it's much worse than that
when i see a naked lady i start to try to analyze her skeletal structure, picking up details to compare to myself.

fear me, for I am autist!

>>7338894
Oh fuck! Now i get it that's valuable feedback valq remember I owe you one!

>>7338897
;_; I'm trying to think about something, but I can't think about anything. Maybe we should like set a standardized portion of text for does my voice pass threads.

>>7338915
Small boobs and skinny fat
Def not the best body

>>7338915
I fucking hate u elanna. Ur body makea me want to jump in traffic

>>7338915
Cis girl
>>7338911
>Like I want to spend my time lurking around cops & crooks

>>7338915
whoa i'm jealous.
Oh and your panties look really cute.

9/11 would cuddle

>>7338915
why cant i have hips like that? OnO

>>7338847
Do I count as a teen if I still live with my parents

>>7338921
But you're intersexd
And not even 3-5 years
And have no balls
And supportive parents
And a bf
And a job
And a vehicle
And electro

i have anxiety

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>>7338906
You're right Ariel is more conventionally beautiful. For some reason I find Anna (and Elsa, obviously) more attractive though. I don't like Punzy however, her lips are very offputting

>>7338914
N-no I do not need dis I am a boy
S-s-stop giving me feels

>>7338918
Owo

>>7338931
Im Jelly of kelly

>>7338926
You can inject relaxin, or alternatively swallow about 6 loads of healthy mans cum every day, if i recall right.

>>7338906
the only good thing about any kind of politics is memes and jokes. The rest is all theatre.

>>7338933
aw :<

>>7338934
Feels mean you aren't a boy.
Boys don't cuddle
Boys don't feel

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>>7338931
But not a vagina

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>>7338933

>>7338929

Cis females don't count

>>7338938
I thought the stomach acid would destroy a lot of it, so it has to be absorbed sublingual (lol) or up the bum

>>7338944
Not yet, but the 3-5 year mark is pretty typical for getting srs unless you come from wealth as a non-edgy teen
>All those bikes & racing gear could've been srs for teenage kayla

>>7338938
when swallowing your stomach acid breaks down the natural enzymes, you would need to absorb it through your lower intestine...


in your bumbum

>>7338944
bitter

>>7338944
But miss cock looked happy in your cuddle pics

>>7338943
That is literally untrue
I am a boy and I want to cuddle and I feel
I just wish I wasn't a boy that's all
Every male ever feels that way

>>7338929
please don't post pictures of me without my permission

>>7338952
>>7338955
Oh right, forgot about that.

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>>7338915
THICCCC

>>7338948
is this from some weird app???
things might blow up soon. hbu?

>>7338929
>>7338929
No cissies REEEEE

>>7338956
ily juni
>>7338958
>Every male ever feels that way
no

>>7338956
Im sick of dealing with my thingy

>>7338954
I don't wanna wait another 2 years

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>>7338915
Well...

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>>7338958
>Every male who wants more sensitive nipples and a big soft butt while masturbating.

>>7338920
Could be a lot worse though, I'm actually pretty happy with my bod

>>7338926
How old are you ;~;

>>7338921
See >>7338931

>>7338901
https://clyp.it/hcob2fb4

>>7338929
Cis female, reported

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Who else has a rich daddy?

>>7338965
I unironically thought that
Because you know, females are inherently happier than males in my mind
So naturally every male wants to be a female
>mfw realise now how stupid that sounds
I unironically believed it though.

>>7338969
No every male wants to be a girl obviously

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>>7338974
>that voice

>>7338969
i want that cat, i would call them beanutbutter and they would be a happy kitty =3

>>7338973
i-im 21, its too late ;__;

>>7338957
Well we went to a public pool yesterday and it was a dysphoric nightmare when i was tucking into my bikini

>>7338977
Damn mods, cis women can't post here?

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>>7338963

>>7338967
Me neither.
But, meh.
Life and stuff.
Become a vegetarian like homoboy bottoms do.
It'll be the best remedy for the time being.
Get super clean & regular.
Other than that, a good thong gaff under a bikini on the beach will suffice for now.

Pro tip;
While a vagina may make you feel more comfortable in your body, 90% of dysphoria comes from validation in day/day life... You know, becoming fulltime

>>7338983
I'm a man bro, what were you expecting?

>>7338974
>completely
>untrained
>voice

>>7338969
i have a cat like that
we call him custard :3

>>7338974
I thought you would have a tad of island accent but it sounds ultra brit....um i don't know about brit accents btw. .

>>7338979
CNT, Kayla, Cyba

>>7338929
>you will never have such a passable bod that triggers the mods
:(

>>7338993
custard is good name for ginger kitty =D

>>7338991
Not only that but you're British and British people always sound like they have shit in their mouth.

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>>7338918
That reminds me, I gotta finish this aspie test and see how much of a norme I am.

And if you compare yourself to others you will always lose

>>7338921
>tfw no body shots of Elanna to post
I liked it when you were gone, how else can I trigger you into an-heroing?

>>7338934
Punzy is special to me because Tangled feels like a d20 adventure, and she reminds me a lot of my sister. Asthetiically and strugglewise, my sister and mom didn't get along when she was still living with her. In contrast I relate more to Ariel, I found myself fighting my father to do what he considered unacceptable many times, with many more to come.

tl;dr: Punzy and Ariel are my favorite disney princesses because they make me think of me and my sister.

>>7338939
Right, politics is just a joke and will never affect us after all.

>>7338959
If you post your pictures online, you are releasing them to the public. If you aren't prepared for those pictures to make it around the web, don't post them.

>>7338974
do black british people sound the same as normal british people? or do they just sound the same to my untrained ears?

>>7338992
Do my feedback please Elanna!
It's here:

https://clyp.it/4mfzqs3t

>>7338988
Well Neptune and I are good but I have hurt her so much already. It doesn't make sense why she loves me but she's very sincere so I have to believe it. Thanks for worrying.. Do I know you? Don't worry too much, i'm always alright. Hope you get less anxious, im about to walk.

>>7338915
Fat fuck

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>all these bad voices

>>7338979
I do, and he will never financially support me again now that I'm in college
which is great for screwing me out of financial aid

>>7339002
Well that's a good reason to like them.
I guess I've never really related to any Disney princess. If anything I feel the most connection with Quasimodo but that's dumb because I am attractive and have a gf and go outside and stuff

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>>7338980
No, just you... Manly man.
But, if you can't change a head gasket, followed by engine timing with a distributor & then tune a carb... You were never a man to begin with.
>>7338985
His name is Poodle and comes when his name is called!
He even pays fetch and carries his little snuggle toy around when he's scared or happy.
He's avoiding Hrothgar the robot vacuum rn.
Being vigilant on the table.
Weirdly enough, I can't lay in bet topless anymore.... He tries to suckle me while cuddling.
>>7338986
You weren't near drunk enough, then

>>7339002
I know, ive gotten better at not doing it but, it's hard

>>7339019
I can't even drive how would I know how a car works ;_;
We /cycle/ boiiii

Good morning all! Hope everyone has a great day~
>>7338959
B-but you're not me..
>>7338977
>>7338996
Not sure which picture of me was posted but just know I don't really post my pictures often, let alone in pass threads.

>>7339016
>Feeling good by putting people down and providing no feedback.
you don't have to be like this, you know. I l know you're in pain, but putting people doesn't build you up. :3

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>>7338529
It's three weeks til the date I said I'd go full time.

I'm really scared.

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>her face when she realized she ducked herself

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>>7339005
I'd say your pitch and intonation are fine, but you really need to focus on getting a head voice. There's a lot of chest resonance in your voice and that ultimately makes it sound more gay than fem at this point. There's also a nasalliness that may come from trying to compensate for chest resonance.

>>7339011
Those are bone bb

>>7339023
Only women and neutered faggots bicycle, son.
Buy a $500 beater motorcycle at the least. Reclaim your masculinity before estrogen takes you

>>7339019
thast a cute name, he sounds like a happy kitty =3
it's wierd how they do that, merlin used to do that to literally everyone when i was younger, the kneading can be quite painful =(

>tfw never home alone so can't train voice
All I can do is the adam's apple lifting reee

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>>7339006

>>7339039
Please don't tell me you still love with your parents

>>7339002
That wasn't me :c I don't post without my name~

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>>7339037
Pic related is a meme for a reason

>>7339044
I-I'm only 19 it's perfectly normal really
I also study in the city I was born in and have little money so there's no reason to move out except doing drugs and stuff
Getting food made for you and the house cleaned and the laundry done is comfy though
Maybe after my exchange to Glasgow I'll move out

>>7339038
No like, he usually nuzzles my bicep until I lift my arm and then he plops down all snuggly with my arm making a little nest.
Then, after a few minutes he'll either kneed first or I start to feel his mouth on my nipple.
He used to suckle on arms and stuff. But now, ever since I started lactating, he's so much cuddlier and keeps trying for my nips.
Weirdo.
He was abandoned by his mother at what looked like maybe 2 months at the most (maybe less), he was just a skellington, couldn't walk and winter was coming. I never wanted a cat but he found his way into my life.

>>7338992
So If I reply to this what's gonna happen is Quid is gonna come along and claim that I somehow started the argument when I've totally ignored you for the past few threads yet you still take it upon yourself to make snide posts mocking my transition at every opportunity. And FYI I only saw your post because clearing my browsing history took my filters off.
>>7338995
https://clyp.it/dplj3jzb
>>7339003
https://clyp.it/wrn4qn2z

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>>7339034
Should have paid her bills.

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>>7339054
You have to have a transition to have someone mock it. You live on your own, why have you not done the most basic of things to transition like training your voice?

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>>7339054
Well I will give you this, at least you don't sound like a nigger

>>7339060
does wearing trap socks count as training?

I love my strawberry lip balm.

>>7339060
I've done everything but train my voice bc it makes me cry

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>>7339060
Cause a lot of trannies are lazy?
I'm just getting a better handle on my voice now

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>>7339067
I want to taste it

Last time I'll post this poll I'll probably set it up soon

http://www.strawpoll.me/11738403
http://www.strawpoll.me/11738403
http://www.strawpoll.me/11738403
http://www.strawpoll.me/11738403

>>7339060
>No TruTrans man

>>7339071
i would let you :3

>>7339052
aww, poor kitty, you did good saving the lil kitten =D
merlin was an, interesting cat, he was rejected by his mother at almost 2 weeks because he already had teeth, and was twice the size of the other kittens, he was not smart lets just say, but a big softie, literally the most scaredy-cat to ever live. but he's adorable, he's one of those russian blues, but his eyes are yellow instead of green

>>7339060
>tfw speech impediment makes me sounds autistic
Haven't done any training for girl voice, but it's probably not going to work at all. I'm just going to become a mute.

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>>7339079
You're sooo cute anon.

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What is the best hair color?

>>7339060
Elanna seriously go fuck yourself. You are the most arrogant condescending person I've ever met. How many times do I have to tell you that you have no idea what my life is like? Perhaps I have been dealing with things such as university and hospital visits. Perhaps my living arrangements make it difficult to openly practise my voice. Perhaps I'm simply waiting for a voice coach in January because I decided that's the way I want to do it. Perhaps even, and this may be the most difficult part for you to comprehend; perhaps people can transition however the fuck they want and don't need autistic cunts such as yourself trying to police them?
>>7339062
Lol

>>7339091
Second from left or second from right

>>7339087
No you!

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>>7339094
I mean when I lived in the UK, it was nice to hear blacks talk normal and not have that shitty ebonics

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>>7339095
How about multi-colored?

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>>7339018
Ive heard other people say that, I dunno, I relate a lot with Ariel. I too gave up my voice to have a vagina.

>>7339021
It's k, I do it constantly. Not healthy tho.

>>7339048
Moap is lacking in common sense and oblivious to the obvious.

>>7339091
These all look terrible.
Red is the best hair color though.
Followed by Blonde