grab a snickers edition
Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
• Discord: https://discord.gg/qQyfXCA
prev >>7327186
1st for it is done
marry a snickers
first for elanna tranny radio stream
http://66.55.82.222:8002/stream
is canadian new trans here i'm still wanting to chat with her
who /futa/ here
What it do
>>7328210
B O I B U T T
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>>7328221
maeve is a fucking snicker
>>7328213
first for never gonna do it
>>7328233
never say never
oh, wait, fuck
>>7328234
i've been on mtfg since around the time of its inception
if i was gonna do it, i would have done it
>Narcissa used to look like moap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9OSwk_ia0g&spfreload=5
centipede WUUUUUUBBB
/mtfg/ are you cute yet?
>>7328225
>2 months hrt
>AA breasts
is that good enough?
>>7328238
just do it nerd
>>7328202
>Alright I'm a little edgy. But yeah, we are kin, Ive been telling you that for a while. The big difference is that Im pretty.
You would have been prettier if you had chosen to emulate the look of another character - like Misato-san. Probably cuter too.
It certainly does make you wonder about a person's self-confidence when they vampirically feed on someone else's identity and do their best to mimic them in appearance and behaviour as much as possible.
>>7328233
>>7328238
Oh wait you meant me.
...yeah, you can do it!
>>7328245
flatestes flat flat that ever flatted
>Elanna streams
>Everyone uploads new videos on youtube
life is suffering
how do i find meaning in life. mtfg?
I feel like I'm just going through motions everyday and nothing I try gives me what I want out of life
>>7328243
i wish
>>7328210
>tfw no snicker to suck
>>7328245
close enough
>>7328243
I've always been cute
>>7328210
>grab a snickers edition
i would, but she lives all the way in boston
>>7328224
cnt recently defeated sass in a battle of wits so badly sass left forever
you don't want no part messing with cnt, trust me
>>7328223
tranny streams are the best
>>7328268
i don't want to mess with her, just have a friendly chat :)
>>7328225
>TFW permanently infertile
>TFW can no longer ejaculate
>TFW genitals are completely dysfunctional
>TFW can't even really feel them anymore
My gyno is pretty severe at least tho.
Futa-mode is physically impossible it seems.
Why won't the system just let me get SRS already, Jesus, I can't take it anymore.
>>7328278
No u
>>7328273
give me your address i'll order them for you
reminder that one of the biggest bullies in mtfg is pic related
all i want
all i want cause i don't even know myself
>>7328262
you have to settle for something and keep doing that until you are good enough to find enjoyment in it.
you don't get /fit/ feels if you run for a week, you don't get /p/ feels if you just go out and take a few pics with your phone, you don't get /fa/ feels if you never try different stuff on, and so on and so forth.
>>7328281
nobody ever watches my streams :(
If I don't go pick up my name change paperwork tomorrow, that means I'm not a girl and I can be a boy forever right
>>7328273
I thought you meant I was never going to do it
>>7328286
i've given out enough information to be doxxed already
I'm done for tonight, thanks for tuning in and I hope you liked
>>7328262
First off, What do you want out of life?
Generally, you'll find that most people with these issues don't actually truly want what you want out of life, or what you want is unobtainable. Worst is the combination of both where you want what you can't have simply because you can't have it, and you won't be satisfied even if you get it.
has DJ lanna been kill?
>>7328302
no
you are obviously in the process of doing it
>>7328309
well, I have a new jontron to watch.
>>7328287
nah, she's chill af
>>7328240
:(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nXGPZaTKik
>>7328255
I don't model my identity on Asuka's, the resemblance existed before I knew about the show, that's why I like her. I like myself, therefor I like characters similar to myself. I avatar and cosplay as her because NGE is my favorite. We can talk about other non-NGE characters I like for the same reason, if you want to get into it.
You're all really cool
>>7328312
don't want hiro to ban me for advertising
>>7328264
>>7328264
wew lass.
>>7328287
wow actually cute
I mean cuter than me
not that femmy but qt
hopefully I can see her soon in Pitt and hit the salon to fix this
>>7328319
charlotte calls people hons all the time but literally looks like a man
Oh fuck was I actually clipping the whole time?
Sorry ;______;
>>7328287
Do me do me
>>7328333
your levels were average
lucky i'm only a pirate
>tfw qt shy boy gets flustered when picking days to see each other
lowkey i bet he is a trannu too cause i can tell he gets anxiety when thinking of actually cementing down plans just like i do lol
maybe i should just stay single .___. also hello i just woke up after sleepin for 6 hours immediately following my consumption of a giant pizza. hru mtfg?
>>7328337
you're a mexican lol
>>7328243
Nein.
>bought ticket to go see Against Me
>probably only like band because vocalist is a tranny
>>7328312
Fuck you're right
And then they'll bring me into the army as a boy, and I couldn't do 54 push-ups to save my life
>>7328352
I loved them before she came out and like appreciated the last album, but I still associate more with her repression songs
>>7328350
yes they are
it's similar to the bystander effect
obv. Edward is the top in that particular relationship and is expected to take control of situations
>>7328346
Doch
>>7328309
I did like
thank you
elanna reply to this post
>>7328310
>What do you want out of life?
the thing is I don't know. When I got to college I just thought I'd figure things out about what I want to do. But I don't really get joy out of the stuff I do in classes or projects anymore and it's way too late to switch to something, so I'm just hoping a real-world job will be a little more enjoyable. Though I had an internship and it was the most soul-crushing and unenjoyable experience of my life, and I fear other jobs will be like that
I guess I just want to have a decent life doing something for work that's at least somewhat enjoyable. Nothing fancy
>>7328309
night
thanks for the music
>>7328320
That's an interesting defence overall. I'm not sure it holds up to scrutiny, but it's interesting.
>We can talk about other non-NGE characters I like for the same reason, if you want to get into it.
Please, do tell me more, I want to know who else you see yourself reflected in. It says a lot about a person by who they identify with.
This will be a great help in constructing your psychological profile.
>>7328350
well someone was like 'he's prob trans in repression' and at first i was like nahh
but now when i put it all together i'm like ...o....maybe....
there's lots of things that's just one of them. wat if he wants to transition tho
i guess i'm good at feminizing boys lmao
>froganon will never bully you
Whatever, I'll just keep saving his Pepes, lost my collection when I moved here.
>>7328368
Ja.
>>7328370
<3
>>7328378
And thank you for listening
>>7328385
I'm not on meth I'm drunku ;~;
Hey grills, what part of Seattle is gud to live in? or like.. near it?
Or is it fucked and I should head down further south to Tac/Oly?
>tell bf rubbing my breasts will help them grow
>bf constantly grabs at them and pins me down just to do this
>stops because our manchild friend bic'd us till we had no lighters and is still annoyed after smoking
I miss it now wat do?
do I need to sit in his lap? He's playing poker online right now
>>7328391
post the one you posted yesterday
it was better
>notice a local girl from this general
>talk to her on here for memes and emotional support
>awkwardly exchange Skype one day
>hi here and hey there at first
>end up talking to her a lot over the course of few months
>agree to meet on a weekend
>i can't meet anymore, i have to work
>she wants to come by my work anyway
>work in fast food and it's embarrassing, but whatever
>see her at the end of the line smiling and waving
>blush like a weeaboo retard
>she orders chicken fingers and fries
>i go to the back and prepare it myself
>give her lots of extra food in there
>slip in a prepared letter saying how nice it is having her around my otherwise empty life
>that was 3 and a half years ago
>we are now engaged
>>7328395
sorry no one here has a bf you're on your own this time
>>7328404
woah wtf at this pic
>>7328404
i can help stock up your bad trip collection
do u have this already
>split ends
>>7328210
>>7328221
>>7328262
>>7328267
u-uh....
>>7328386
Please break him and make him a girl so I can live vicariously through your stories
LOL
>>7328395
You know what to do
Soo, the whole recording is borked because of a levelling problem but I'm uploading anyways
http://www.filedropper.
com/eyylannalive-nov302016audioissue
>>7328388
Sorry, I like my trips with a little more flavour.
>>7328407
butt
>>7328407
She posted it on Reddit saying she was butchered by the surgeon and stuff while everyone said she was pretty, good times
>>7328394
tac oly the price fampai
>>7328435
why did you rape and kill pookie?
>>7328442
I'm not hips
>>7328446
we know you don't have hips
>>7328431
do you bully trips that stopped tripping cause they were absent minded and never turned it back on?
>>7328424
i-is that his daughter?
that's sick, faye, even for you.
>>7328439
I'm trying to understand that, so it's way cheaper in Tacoma? sheeit, some chick I was talking to was saying to live south of Seattle and just commute into the city. I guess the cost of living is much lower than I thought in Tacoma. I'm going to visit next year to check those cities out and meet up with some e-friends.
>>7328418
he's like 6'1" tho!!!! but also skelly af. maybe he would be pretty idkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>7328434
n-no
>>7328435
her face looks like a metthy MAC face chart in that pic its weirding me out
>>7328424
I'll give it my best!
Will report back
>>7328455
from what i can see, yeah. me and my senpai were tryin to move out there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oWeGKFeXzw
>>7328394
Hey there :)
Directly in the Seattle area can be expensive, even on the east side of lake Washington, but going north to Everett or south to Tacoma puts you in the ghetto and industrial regions at a proportionally cheaper cost of living.
Olympia is popular for a lot of out of state movers due to it's Seattle-like LGBT and environmentalist centric culture while being relatively safe, though it's a much smaller town by comparison and feels as such It's sister towns of Lacey and Tumwater are even cheaper and more small-town but you begin to lose the benefits of being around Olympia the further you go. I've heard good things about the suburbs between Seattle and Tacoma, but don't know them very well. I think the Kirkland-Bellevue area is among the the prettiest around Seattle especially depending on what neighborhood you get in. You could also look into further east from there, depending on what your priorities are for living locations.
If you want to live actually in Seattle, the LGBT neighborhoods are on Capital and First hills (i have a brother that lives there)
But yeah it depends on what your needs are for where you want to live since different specific areas offer different things.
>>7328268
Rip Sass
>>7328462
hey edie, hows it going with your new boytoy?
>>7328330
epsi!!!
I've been meaning to meet up with you
>>7328474
I'm just lightly teasing you because I like you a lot but I'm not really willing to go all the way.
>>7328380
/cgl/ is my main board, Asuka isn't the only cosplay Ive done, you know? Its just the most recent.
I really like Sansa Stark, I found her the most relatable character in GOT because she's a normal girl with no martial skill just trying not to get killed.
I really like Griffith from Berserk, but there's kind of a fangirl angle on that one. Still, he's beautiful and narcissistic. I liked Christa from Attack on Titan because she looked like me at the time.
Theres Gabby in Desperate Housewives, I like her as a person, admitted Im not as pretty as her tho. Similarly with Regina George.
Oh, and I've loved Mulder on the X-files since I was a kid, cause he's a believer. I wanted to believe. Rewatching the show as an adult I sympathized with him a lot.
>>7328401
I hope this story is true.
I shouldn't be looking through people's okcupid profiles
I am nowhere near ready to date someone yet.
>>7328452
They do often make for good bullying material, even when they're hiding.
>>7328494
why haven't you bullied me yet then ;-;
>>7328490
found any cuties yet?
>>7328498
lol, dont worry about it, just ask when he's free and figure out when is best for both of you =)
>>7328498
Well edie, you just have to take on the loving mommy role for him and gently coach him along.
>>7328502
m-maybe
>>7328490
You really shouldn't. I know you want to do it now and your heart longs for it. But you shouldn't.
Are your emotions stable yet?
Are you ready to have a functioning relationship?
What do you want from your partner and what can you offer them?
What kind of relationship do you want?
Lots to think about before you dive into it.
>>7328485
>I hope this story is true.
It is.
>>7328519
You have to make him truly feel comfortable senpai. He is probably intimidated by all your friends/male friends if I have to take a guess.
>>7328519
he's just shy
>>7328472
Hey!
>south to Tacoma puts you in the ghetto and industrial regions at a proportionally cheaper cost of living.
I can get down with that, just want some place I can stay, work and ride my bike around. So far I can transfer my job to the three areas I mentioned but I was more looking to stay between Tacoma and Seattle. Olympia was more of a fallback since I can transfer there more quickly.
I'm from a town that's less than 200k people and I really like it, was looking for a small town feel or a mid-city at most.
Living closer to the coast would be nice though, I guess I'll have to head down there to see. I guess it might come down to where it's easier to go to an informed consent clinic to get hrt.
>>7328464
Cool cool, good luck!
>>7328519
this sounds like a solid interpretation >>7328519
I would 100% give up on a girl like you based on that. "At least a handful of them have to be way better than me." "Why even try?" "This was all a mistake, I don't want to push her to have an awkward date tricked thinking it was a meet up between friends and then she''ll have to friendzone me" And stuff.
>>7328528
I know
I did a thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=picWYeXRlZM
this medicine makes my sinus feel better but it's so strong it puts me to sleep for like 6 hours at a time. I've been sleeping literally all day it's a weird feel
>>7328519
um es'kuse me but uuuh where is that Edie-butt I ordered!
>>7328462
>tfw I'm an inch taller than the beta boy Edie likes
Feminize me too please.
>>7328568
I like how all the trannies see themselves in him
>>7328578
I see myself in you.
>>7328573
we're soul mates but not really but yeah
>>7328578
doesn't everyone do that tho?
>>7328485
I've always hated Sansa Stark, she's one of least favourite characters in the series. More of a Stannis or Petyr Baelish kinda guy. I avoid meme animes and girly TV shows, so I can't speak for Christa or Gabby. I approve of Mulder, though personally I don't see the resemblance (perhaps that's partially because the X-Files is one of my favourite TV shows and I don't want you to be associated with it).
An interesting and eclectic choice of characters. It took me a few minutes to connect the dots, but I feel as if I've learnt something today.
>>7328568
sounds like he's getting nervous, maybe he's scared or something.
ok, try to give him some control, see what time he wants to meet and work around that
>>7328531
cute couple. :3
being spoiled and taken care of feels nice. I got a fever at my bf's house last night and he made me homemade ice cream and put a cold compress on my forehead to help cool me down. when he said he was worried I couldn't help but smile. I felt so cared for and protected even if physically I felt awful. I miss that now that I'm back home ;~;
>>7328582
>r u a qt boy
I am, but I'm taken ;^] and not that other anon anyways
>>7328582
>r u a qt boy
Yeah I guess.
>>7328497
I've been busy. I have multiple generals going at once, so sometimes I develop a bit of a backlog.
>>7328485
>Oh, and I've loved Mulder on the X-files since I was a kid, cause he's a believer. I wanted to believe. Rewatching the show as an adult I sympathized with him a lot.
that's funny
rewatching it as an adult I sympathized with Scully a lot. She's actually right most of the time, she has this great division between dissing mulder to his face but defending him when it matters, and she didn't look like a bitch at all but more like someone who is aware that she's way over her head and tries to keep it together.
>>7328582
uuuh es'koose you but you said that I'd see that Edie-Butt© in 30 min's or it's free
what happened to wanting tattoed chads
>>7328604
what no i didnt mean it like that
>>7328608
edie already succ'ed them all
>>7328602
I'm with you on sympathizing with Scully, especially after I learned that Gillian lied about her age to get the part and she pulled it off. She's an interesting lady in real life.
I love rewatching the first season whenever I feel down, it's a really comfortable show to wrap yourself in a blanket and just take it all in.
>>7328604
I mean you could still feminize me at least.. pls.
Any uh, weight loss tips. I want to be a qt trap :< Im told I have the face for it.
>>7328618
eat less
>>7328618
Cardio.
>>7328618
Weight loss is always a matter of using more calories than you take in. Know your intake, and the couch to 5k system is pretty good
>>7328618
puking
stick a dick in your throat and just puke all over the floor
>>7328618
post face
will hrt make me look like my sister?
>>7328620
>>7328621
Is like, 1500 cals a day and 3 miles every 2 days good enough?
Also could I pass?
>>7328622
You're not one to be giving advice you don't take yourself.
Would you date me, /mtfg/?~
>>7328625
lol no
>>7328611
>are there really that many generals with attentionwhoring trips like this one? I assumed it was a special case.
No, you're not unique, I'm afraid. A lot of generals on fast-paced boards fall for the tripfag meme.
I guess when you're in one place constantly for so long, a lot of people want a fixed identity.
>>7328625
Yes.
>>7328626
wow yeah you could pass
>>7328625
It's making me look like my mom. My sister looks like my dad.
>>7328628
Take away the references to insecurity (or at least downplay it a bit further), mention one outdoorsy hobby and attach the picture of you making a heart-shape.
>>7328641
Thanks for killing my dreams.
>>7328641
im sorry i didnt mean to be condescending, i was just trying to help. you probably know what to do better than me, trust your instincts and you'll be fine
>>7328641
you said and I quote; "anon I will show you my butt butt first give me 30 mins okay" end quote
>>7328647
o-ouch
>>7328637
>There are bad episodes
I like to get together with friends and watch the terrible ones with them. Just this last weekend we watched Teso Dos Bichos, fucking kitties lmao
I think those awful ones really make you appreciate the great ones. Darin's episodes are classic, love that guy and his little tail too
>>7328647
>not really, but because you write at an 8th grade level :^)
Woah, easy there, buddy. You're gonna put me out of business if you carry on like that.
>>7328628
I ain't getting with no L7 weenie
>>7328531
Dawh
>>7328585
Im happy to have another fan.
Sansa Stark best Stark
>>7328602
I dunno Scully is so uptight, I cant get into her mindset. Mulder is the kind of guy you can smoke a bowl and browse /x/ with.
>>7328625
A little.
>>7328659
what's L7?
>>7328652
I don't even know what that means or how it's meassured.
>>7328655
The thing is that by 4 or 5 I raged whenever I saw bees comming. That overarching plot sucks, and even more knowing it's gonna be dropped after the movie and it won't matter.
There was a good one where Skinner has to do what the CSM says, but besides that it was pain.
>>7328664
Layer 7, the application layer in the OSI model.
>>7328664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svvO-X2VGbY
>>7328662
you sooooOOoooOOOooo did everyone here saw that you soooOOOoooOOOooo wrote that, now one edie butt please extra mayo
>>7328671
u are such a nerd
>>7328662
You're not sorry at all are you.
>>7328664
>Not knowing Sandlot
Get out.
>>7328628
Every dating profile needs the "I'm a gentleman, girls only go for the asshole" part.
>>7328675
AM NOT POSTING BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!
>>7328677
well.........
>>7328677
I've seen it a couple times, I didn't remember that tho
>>7328287
we never got a date on that picture
>>7328680
BEE EWE TEE TEE
>>7328538
Well fwiw any commuting along the Seattle-Tacoma i5 corridor is hell during rush hour. Public transit and biking is pretty expansive though.
Olympia is a small town <50k population. Tacoma is about 200k so could be comparable to where you're from. If you are okay with the industry and ghetto across much of the city it can be pretty cheap. However the Tacoma area has the worst highway traffic outside of Seattle proper.
I've heard good things about Auburn/Kent which is less popolated than Tacoma but not particularly small, but again I don't know much about it or the prices. It would be much better living there vs Tacoma if you plan to commute to Seattle regularly.
Also for Informed Consent, last I looked the only ones were in Seattle and south of Seattle. Nothing in Olympia, Tacoma, or north or east of Seattle.
>>7328682
i dropped to 190 from 220 in the past half year so I must be doing something right. I just sort of want to speed up the process, but im sure I shouldnt go lower than 1500 calories right. I dont know, im no nutrition expert.
>>7328686
she posted pics like 2 days ago
>>7328693
She's been posting that pic for a long time though afaik
>>7328647
>that's good then?
I hope so. She was pretty when she was younger, so I guess. I'm just glad I don't take after my dad because that entire side is kind of large.
>>7328391
good god
food srs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pyEH_LeWA4
>>7328709
my sister insists I have a better jaw than her and I keep having flashbacks to angie
>>7328662
true, just remember that he's probably more nervous about it than you are.
and also between two non direct people, it can be hard to take the first step, if you want something to happen then you;ll have to do something sooner or later
wow this estrogen is definitely doing some stuff
pretty cool desu~
>>7328718
idk thats all i got, night
>>7328690
I think depending on where I end up moving I'd just as well live as closely to work as possible so my commute won't be long. I don't do cars, got the epilepsy and I would rather walk or cycle before taking public transport but I like riding the light rail here, it's clean and comfy.
Tacoma is sounding like the place for me so far, I did look into IC clinics there and apparently Cedar River Clinics has an office in Tacoma as well as Seattle. I think I'd rather live cheap, save up for surgeries than try to live in a bigger city. I feel like I'd just visit Seattle for my friends instead of moving there. Hey, thanks a lot for the info though, you've helped me a bunch. Just gonna visit them in a few weeks, gonna be going from Portland, OR to Vancouver, Canada with a friend that's moving up there. Gonna keep them company but yeah, I thought I'd ask in here since my friends don't know about anything trans-related and I figured someone around here lived near the area. Much appreciated.
>>7328404
ayyyyye neanderthal angie wat up u my crush u ex beta fat fuck. im gonna stalk u.
>>7328723
did you mix it up with exctasis again?
how bad is mine @here
Any good exercises you guys do or does running tone your butts up good enough
>>7328732
weirdo cannibals pls go
>>7328718
i def am takin initiative! but he's laggin on responses so idk we shall see. dating alphas is easier tbqh lol
>>7328741
Its only been like 12 hours and youve already turned almost full 180 on this guy
>>7328741
>dating alphas is easier tbqh lol
well, yeah.
I really think that it's not as much a matter of "confidence is attractive" or whatever, but that you don't need to overthink everything all the time and worry about stuff.
>>7328727
I keep getting these weird feelings where I'm so happy and I just want to hug everyone
I'm not sure what's going on but I like it
>>7328628
You appear insecure and while you're trying to improve yourself it seems like you have a long way to go.
Your favorite stuff section basically tells me nothing
So I get
>improving herself yet is
>insecure and doubts herself
>doesn't like anything
Not really interested.
>>7328677
>>7328648
Don't start avatarfagging with her, it brings back memories.
>>7328627
You just find a weak point and needle and needle, don't you?
>>7328779
butt
Gayane Chichakyan should be used as the model of the perfect professional woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYZwgc6GwZ4
faye is gay
I'm so bad at HRT today I keep forgetting if I've taken pills even with my organizer. I'm super clumsy and dumb today jeez.
So what does hrt actually do.
>>7328779
she want teh D?
>>7328789
makes you into a girl
>>7328787
you really are a pathetic cunt no wonder everyone hates you
im a girl btw
>>7328795
is it necessary to trap, or are there alternatives.
>>7328789
definitely changed my nips
>scarecrow passes better than me
>>7328789
http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
>>7328796
Oooh.
>>7328807
this image is inappropriate
>>7328789
shrivels your dick and makes you cry a lot to the point that you finally somehow convince yourself that you're a girl and then you crossdress for the rest of your life and either the following:
A.) Pass and live as a chick and have a cool easy life cus you're a girl with a real personality (cis girls can't have this)
or
B.) You're a disgusting hon who is then shunned by society doomed to live a life about as depressing as not starting hrt (theory on this one, but from my notes, all evidence points to this)
>>7328531
>>7328401
>tfw this is where you want to be with your gf in that long
Cutest couple desu
Whoever keeps spamming pics of that blonde cis girl in every pass and mtfg thread needs to stop
>>7328769
Memories of you stealing my pics and posting them?
>>7328789
it grows vaginal tissue underneath your penis and balls, gives you breast tissue, and emasculates u of all your male thoughts and emotions. ur IQ might shrink a little as well, you will also find that you will typically start to obsses over short term desires like looks and material goods like fashion accesories instead of grander philosophical questions like "What do I want to do with my life; what is the meaning of life"? After about 5 years, u can get SRS which is just a minimally invasive procedure to remove your now tiny penis and or testes to expose your sub-vagina.
>>7328779
it might take a while but you'll have to be direct to get what you want
>>7328813
So when are you falling for me?
>>7328825
Nah. Guy I used to have a huge thing for long ago avatarfagged with her.
>>7328825
>1472199586652.gif
>1383184536152.gif
wait a minute...who's the REAL thief here?
>>7328830
So like a woman.
>>7328789
Gives you this.
how many girlfriends is too many?
i have 2 and i love them very much..
Does liking playing Yugioh make me AGP?
>>7328838
hey those are some good quality nips.
>>7328833
Must of been on /k/ because I aint never seen nobody else post Celestia here.
>>7328835
No she stole them from me honest Im gonna beat her to the punch with this one.
>tfw a cute guy in your area messages you on okcupid, but when you respond he asks if you're pre or post op and says he'll only date you if post
>>7328821
Which one?
>>7328841
1
>>7328853
but how many bfs are too many?
>>7328854
>cheating on your daddy
Come on now.
>>7328847
Nah, /v/, years ago.
>>7328855
Isn't that Ash?
>>7328789
nothing
but also a lot. 5 year diff in pics. year and a half of strong mones.
>>7328836
essentially but u will always be considered less than a real woman since u cant reproduce and ur flesh hasnt always been basted with estrogen thus showing signs of prior masculinity. theres also the fact that ur blueprints (dna) will still be XY (male)
>>7328858
Is she from cislesgen or something?
>>7328855
Ash triggers me. Ash triggers everybody.
>Started hrt at 11
REEEEE
>>7328866
ash is a tran
she's just a mega early transitioner ;_;
>>7328846
Thanks, anon. <3
>>7328858
Idk who it is but they need to stop spamming her pics in trans related threads
>>7328872
Np. Would suck though desu. I hope I can get skinny enough to start embarking on becoming that cute.
>>7328879
>you might as well have an uncle that touches you in your private places.
But that's why I go to therapy :/
>>7328881
she's intersex too?
jfc
and yeah other people post her pics there
>>7328860
I'd like to see your face at the same angle, but it still clearly changed a lot of the features
pretty cool desu
>>7328879
I think a troll is posting her pics, since she usually doesn't post any of herself.
>>7328878
I would date you, I was just giving you pointers.
Your profile is terrible. Most people will read it and think "bleh", but a small number will see "5'3", "trans" and "insecurity" and want to give you the old rumpy-pumpy-hump-and-dumpy.
>>7328854
3 too many pre op
4 too many post op
>>7328878
Sorry Snicker but there isn't much to draw me in. I see a lot of negativity in there. It's why I'm telling you you should wait to start dating. Wait until your bio says IM GREAT AT THINGS AND I TURNED MY LIFE AROUND AND I LIKE LOTS OF STUFF
i want to date snick snick
>>7328889
I think so because usually intersex people can transition very well like she did.
did any of u mtfg trannies ever consider just living life as gay men and taking pride in ur maleness as it is what gives u ur personallity and intellect which is literally impossible for cis-women to have? Men are naturally superior to women so why not just suck it up and come to terms with being beta bc being beta is just a meme made by bimbos to justify why they r so shallow and wont date u based off of ur beta looks.
>>7328893
>you might as well also have a kinky therapists that oversteps his boundries but you think you can trust him.
No please I dont need anxiety right now.
>>7328717
What does this mean?
>>7328435
And I called them on their bullshit and guess what, they banned me
>>7328462
I can't live with that lower half
Reason why I went back to being a guy
>>7328901
she transed at 12 dude doesn't matter if she's intersex
Which trip is the goodest girl?
>>7328908
Me desu.
am I TruTrans™ if I feel insanely jealous of pretty cisgirls?
I know it's shallow as hell
>>7328906
Damn well I was hoping to delude myself as to why she did so well.
>>7328912
Got any rap for me shakira? How's it going?
>>7328913
No. you're just a cunt.
>>7328906
she transitioned at that age BECAUSE she's intersex
>>7328895
I can't imagine kurisu saying that.
I wasn't thinking at the same time but good criteria.
>>7328903
And a comforting older brother to protect you and make you feel good.
I mean, if you'regoing for daddy issues you might as well upgrade the combo.
>>7328905
My sister is an atractive cis woman, she tells me she envies my jaw which is ridiculous. It reminds me of angie.
>>7328908
im a good girl
>>7328916
wtf racist
>>7328919
im a good kiwi
>>7328918
>And a comforting older brother to protect you and make you feel good.
I had a really bad relationship with my older brother growing up.
Someone kill me.
>>7328879
DNA IS XY OR XX, XY IS THE BLUPRINT FOR MALES AND XX IS BLUPRINT FOR FRMALES...... U can talk that 4th wave feminism spiel about "gender is up here, not down there" all u want but it wont change the fact that ur dna says ur SEX is male no matter if u replace ur t-oil with e-oil and reform ur dick into a vag.
>>7328920
You told me you'd give me rap because you didn't think I was properly appreciating the jazz you were sharing.
>>7328918
How does it remind you of me?
>See new Fox show promo and it has a transgender joke in it
>>7328929
was it a funny joke
>>7328926
what about us xxy freaks?
>>7328929
link pls
>>7328929
Post it. I kind of want to see it.
>>7328913
I don't even get jealous if they're pretty, I just get jealous if they're short with normal looking shoulders
>>7328905
graced by wannabkate himself ayylmao
>>7328905
Also, I swear I've never been to reddit and I would never nickname myself "warrior princess"
>>7328925
I really don't know if you're serious. I'm sorry if my jokes triggered you, I dislike the whole daddy fantasy.
>>7328926
where do you think the size of your breasts on hrt comes from? new dna?
chromosomes /= dna
That's like calling your car a motor.
>>7328928
oh, person that looks better than others insiting that uglier people have better stuff. I didn't know I was talking with you, I assumed you were some sort of angie fan or something.
>>7328929
that's a solid expression
>>7328936
I get jealous of any one that looks like a girl and presenting as a girl. I especially get jealous of fit girls.
>>7328931
u still can change the fact that u r an xxy freak xxy != and can not = xx. ALSO, does ur xxy express itself physically? do u have mixed genitalia or is it a stealth case of xxy? if its stealth n ur body is expressing XY over XX naturally, then u r the same as any reg XY male.
>>7328930
>>7328932
>>7328934
I cant find the exact one but its from the show called The Mick. It wasnt really offensive to me or anything I just didnt see it coming.
>>7328941
Im serious but im also joking about it. Its how I cope. My deadbeat uncle made me suck his dick when I was like 11, I didnt know my dad, My mom was an alchohol miserable cunt and my brother had mad adhd/add so bad he had to be sent to a mental ward.
Now I have crippling anxiety. But I still laugh at it all. I couldve ended up much worse than being gay
>>7328927
Why do people always take my jokes seriously?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1kbzTb4MI8
>>7328950
>>7328955
hey thats pretty fucking funny, come on.
anybody know how many stalkers Angie already has? I cant stop fapping to that pic of the fat boy next to her. I hope this makes me her #1 stalker.
talk about Lauren
>>7328958
Thats from always sunny
I wonder if I should change my image to Kyouko since I'm not the passive aggressive Homura anymore. I'm doing things.
>>7328961
Dont assume my gender.
>>7328945
you could make yourself fit, don't be jealous of that
even with my masc body my waist looks pretty damn good when I borderline starve myself
I guess I do wish I could work out and actually lift weights without bulking up so much, hopefully a few years of HRT and I'll be able to
its the 5'4" girls that make me a little angry
>>7328941
if ur an xy male the size of ur breasts technically cant come frome anywhere since u only hav 1 X which is half the XX needed to grow tits
>>7328948
i'm about 50/50
>>7328963
please
>>7328970
I'm 5'4"
I think she meant fit as in hot not as in they work out
i miss .hack// ;-;
So Cyba isn't into dudes....right?
>>7328938
It gets worse because I showed them that thread that was made about the Reddit hons and these were her responses a long with some other messages from other users about different pics I showed them.
>>7328979
being gay was a bigger deal than trying to be a woman.
>>7328985
well I can tell you she's not into tweezers
talk about space
>>7328963
i married lauren without her consent
>>7328962
0 and what fat boy
>>7328990
lmao rekt.
>>7328992
space is pretty big innit?
>>7328838
Fuck those are nice... Saved!
>>7328995
im cancer
>>7328990
Her eye browse are prefect and I'm sure she is aware of that. ;)
>>7329000
I had an easier time accepting that I could pass as a woman than I had accepting I like femme dicks.
Dont know why.
>>7328984
ME TOO
the first quadrilogy of games were so fun
>>7328983
yeah but why would you be jealous of someone who works out when you yourself can start working out?
that was what I was trying to say
>>7328967
I kind of like you as Homura. you're both bitches
>>7328987
>I could actually care less.
REEEEEEEEEE----------
fuck that hugbox though, I hate how that site looks.. and only those types of people post on there
I'm scared
dear mtfg, please do not be useless for once and tell me how to deal with my increasing dick dysphoria, since i broke down crying in the middle of sex last week and i have no idea when i can get srs
its snowing
>>7328996
its the side by side of the fat guy with angie i think/hope the fat guy was angie bc it would give me hope and simultaneously make the AGP orgasm that much more pure n complete :^D
>>7328995
i've been watching anime and reading manga since i was 6 years old living in seattle bb lol
>>7329015
i looooooooooved all of the games a lot, but //SIGN did it for me to begin with idk
//G.U. was hella good too but only cause of endrance. because literal goals and probable inspiration to my life lmao
>>7329026
stop having sex and tape your sack over your dick so it looks like pussy lips
>>7329026
stop having sex with yer dick
>>7329026
you could start by not using your dick if that's something you were doing...
I mean, it's not as if there were some magical formula for this.
>reading through angie's posts on reddit
VERY interesting stuff.
This popped up on my feed
http://twentytwowords.com/a-transgender-man-took-a-selfie-every-day-for-three-years-to-show-what-testosterone-can-do/?utm_source=socialmob&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=article-or-quiz-name&utm_content=1386
If you read it backwards he loses all his facial hair and becomes a girl.
Maybe I'll repost it to my wall...
>>7329023
its helping with my anxiety a little, but apparently I have really bad depression(and GAD obviously). Not in the sense of sadness but Ive lost interest in absolutely anything I do. So the motivation to do anything is waned by how boring everything becomes. He tells me to see what the psychiatrist wants me to take. But pills freak me out, maybe I need it though.
>>7329031
What was your first animu? Are you a toonami pleb?
>>7329006
Fap away, anon. You fuel me.
>>7329023
tf r u asking 5 my D? bc....just so u know.....im preeee desperado 5 luv n affection
>>7329027
Post pictures
>>7329040
the first real animu i watched a lot was slayers. first real mangas were dragonball, then ranma 1/2 when i was like...8? to no one's surprise
>>7329036
Nothing interesting there really but you get to see how hugboxy the place is
So, are pellets just memebait, or should I pursue switching to them?
I mean, it makes me kinda nervous when most of the people offering it from a brief survey online are naturopaths or herbal remedy-pushing mushy doctors. Is there any particular reason why it isn't FDA cleared or something?
>>7329039
Depression does come in many forms. Some people look super hyper but it's just the anxiety making them feel scared of everything, other's loose all connection. That's why when you take pills you have to go through more than a few to find the ones that work in your case.
Try to remember that one of the biggest sponsors of anti SSRIs sites is scientology. Go take your pills to stick it to them at least.
>>7329050
I loves Slayers!
Also, Ukyo best girl.
>>7329020
I can understand going the technically legal route, but 2 months seems like a while
I waited 3 weeks to see a psychiatrist at my school, who then told me they don't refer people for things like that so I would have to make an appointment with one of 15 psychiatrists she gave me
..and that was when I just decided to buy them myself because I already knew that all my efforts in that meeting would be to get them to prescribe me HRT
and it would have cost hundreds for the meeting alone, so I would have had to use my parent's insurance, and that would probably lead to too much conversation for where I'm at right now
>>7329040
to add to that i watched toonami religiously when it first came out and remember the night that adult swim first aired right around when scooby doo did at night on cartoon network lol
i will say toonami gave me .hack so ye
>>7329057
it's sooooo old now tho, it's weird to look at how animation styles have changed
>>7329058
lol
>>7329057
I swear, everytime I walk in there are new trips here. Granted I only come here like once a month or something, but still. Place changes a lot.
>>7329040
i ams toonami pleb, naruto sexy juitsu makes my AGP flare up still to this day
>>7329051
It's very hugboxy, everybody reinforces each other's delusions, but I'm more interested in Angie's declining mental state and constant need to have other people reinforce her perceived bodily flaws.
am i a new trip
>>7329057
>scientology
Lmao.
Yeah My shrink convinced me that ssri's arent bad for you. Its like an inhaler to someone who has asthma. Maybe toa normal person its bad, but I dont think my brain chemistry is very normal.
>>7329050
lmao I love Ranma, I remember reading it when I was like... 5 or so. I guess my first animu that I can remember was Sailor Moon, I got beat up at school because I was singing the theme song and the guys were making fun of me for liking girl cartoons.
;_; oh these precious memories
>>7329058
>You had a 50% chance of being born with a vagina and you got a penis. Just let that sink in...
why would u say this
>>7329058
>It's actually not a hug box
classic
They fucking hugbox my shit all the time and call me some success story
>>7329072
I watch Ranma waaaayyyyy too much. Seen the whole series a few times at this point. Just watched some of the OVA this morning actually.
>>7329077
Hi Alice :D
>tfw crying from fear
>TFW actual trans are drowned out and forgotten amidst vainglorious crossdressers and self-mutilators
>>7329079
that spirit cooking shit hit mainstream way too quickly
>>7329058
I love you Shakira.
>>7329060
I'm going to go straight to a GP and get a script. If the want an informed consent form my current therapist has one on stand by for me. I just can't do it while staying with my mormon grandparents. It's less then two moments . It'll be in January. If I'm getting road blocks I'll buy them myself, but I'd much rather have a doctor over see me.
>>7329084
What's your concern?
>>7329070
Maybe this will help convince you.
https://pando.com/2014/08/11/a-confederacy-of-quacks-the-war-against-antidepressants/
>>7329072
Card Captor Sakura was my first anime, had a few since.
I watched Ouran High School Host Club and I like, really liked Haruhi; I didn't know why at the time, I just felt a lot like her.
>>7329082
Why?
>>7329093
it just happens to me every so often idk my brains broken
>>7329094
What are you afraid of?
>>7329092
My first anime was pokemon.
>>7329068
I do it to prove how delusional Reddit is.
>>7329097
More like anigay
miss me with that gay shit
>>7329088
>What's your concern?
When you go in to see a transgendered specialist therapist person and they turn out to be a faggot in frills.
>>7329104
rude, I don't even like anime that much. I just recognize pokemon for what it is, an anime.
>>7329108
I miss you x
>>7329097
that doesnt count u dumb dirty nigger
>>7329072
does sailor moon count as a real animu tho? i feel like literally everyone watched it. like i even remember watching pokemon eps as they first came out when i was like 6 but that's whitewashed af
if only ranma 1/2 was a tru story tho that would solve everything for most of the girls itt lol
>>7329074
nuh uh :o i stopped watching slayers a few months after i started cause i got distracted by vidya games and was real young lol
>>7329080
i think toonami was good back in the day, but idk. when code lyoko came out around the time .hack// stopped airing, a lot of it went downhill. anime in general on CN really.
like i hate bleach and naruto. i miss when the first season of dbz was up. ALTHO death note was an amaaaaaaazing series even if overexposed on CN. i read the scans of it before it started airin on CN.
>>7329092
>card captor sakura
>ouran hot club
...oh..............rip
i find the overly fan servicey super femme lil kawaii girl animes to be lame tho so w/e
>>7329114
I am a bit of a romantic; I typically watch Anime when I want a hypersaccarine story. I know there's other kinds, but that's what I prefer. I'm even writing a magical girl novel.
>>7329114
if u watched teh orig lang sailor moon wit subs yeah its animu bc if how gay and sissy hypno AGP fueling it was. just about every tranny under the rainbow points to sailor moon as the show that helped them beat repression and accept themselves. dont u watch vice?
>>7329114
>if only ranma 1/2 was a tru story tho that would solve everything for most of the girls itt lol
but we would be all identical red head chinese girls that don't use hot water.
>>7329114
>does sailor moon count as a real animu tho?
I would say if you watched it on bootleg VHS in the 90s with your proto-weab sister then yes it counts, if you just saw the dub then it's just a cartoon for grills. It was DBZ for girls so yeah
OH GOD I just remembered all the boys talking about like.. DBZxSailor moon hentai lmao holy shit
>think cousin might be trans because i found a mtf tumblr that looks like them
>go to there house
>ranma poster
>>7329127
Pic related is my favorite animated
>>7329120
oooo
>>7329121
LMAOOO SISSY HYPNO
TRUE I GUESS. i was more obsessed with witch hunter robin and serial experiments lain and FLCL and .hack in my adolescence idk
>>7329124
............well what's the problem with that
>>7329127
i love how weeby this place is occasionally lol
i miss VHS tapes. i actually recently bought an iphone 6s+ case that looks like a fuji vhs tape just for nostalgia. rip the good times
>>7329091
>This little enthymeme makes no sense at all, a consideration which seems to have escaped its preachers. It’s as if a Siberian pastor, by way of forcing his exiled flock to face their grim reality, demanded that they stop wearing warm clothing. When you advocate pain, as these people are doing, you are not experiencing pain. Pain does not conduce to activism, and those who endorse it have simply forgotten what pain really means. If our culture is skewed, lonely, alienating, then it hurts us. If it hurts us, we are more or less disabled. Anything that allows us to suffer less pain allows us to function more effectively. Depressives are not good cadres.
I really like Dolan.
>>7329138
ur ugly and don't pass
can u go now ur really annoying
the one thing i loved about witch hunter robin too especially rewatching it with one of my ex's a few years ago is that the way they drew her was hilarious
like there were times where she would literally tower over every male character and her shoulders were so broad they were bigger than the doorframe lmao
as a shemale i appreciate that
>>7329134
I think it would be bothersome being identical to every single person in this thread, but on the other hand an army of clones is useful and you can always do whatever and blame another tranny.
>>7329143
You're saying that so I can shut up
Well fuck you
>>7329134
>i miss VHS tapes
Hipster detected, even I as a 10 year old kid though VHS was dogshit, my fucking Thomas The Tank Engine tape kept cutting out and don't get me started on having to spend half an hour winding through the entire reel just to get to the part I wanted,
>>7329146
what no have u seen ursefl lol
now shoo
>>7329134
It gets better. It's a transgender magical girl novel.
Magical Girls
Everyone knows about the mysterious, always female protectors of the world, who fight for the ideals of love and justice. While their existence is widely acknowledged, and often debated, very little is understood about where their power comes from, nor who these girls are when they aren't fighting back the encroaching darkness. What hasn't escaped notice is that the number of Magical Girls has been increasingly sharply over the past few months, as if preparing for some large-scale threat.
Alex has admired the Magical Girls for years, and despite many in his family being suspicious of their origins and motives, believes they represent one of the best hopes for the world. A hope that he is soon caught up in, as a discovery and a challenge soon find him in a position he never thought possible: becoming a Magical Girl himself.
Once the shock wears off and and he starts to grow used to the abilities that his new role affords, he begins to realize something about the form he's been given: he finds it much more comfortable than the body he has lived with for the entirety of his life. For the first time, Alex begins to question if perhaps his spirit might be truly female.
Forced to try and balance his work and school with his personal life, as well as hiding the fact that he's now a Magical Girl from friends and family, Alex struggles with asserting his personal identity, as well as taking his place among the more experienced Magical Girls. Despite his reservations, the danger looming over the Magical Girls, and indeed the entire world, may force him to learn to accept himself and stand proud, or else risk losing the light he's sought all his life.
>>7329144
>as a shemale i appreciate that
I appreciate you saying that, because that's how I feel.
>>7329110
Just deal with it anon. It probably will be uncomfortable and annoying, but they're your way in.
>>7329113
Pokemon is an anime you retard.
>>7329116
I like you because you share music with me. according to the weeb>>7329113 it doesn't count. I try and be friendly with people, and I try not to get involved with other peoples squabbles unless I have something to gain from it.
On a side note I bought fabric for the Wendy's skirt I'm making. I also went shopping for a mic pre-amp to record my guitar to make shoegaze with an anon.
>>7329143
>tfw you typed a reply to Angie
>tfw you pressed backspace
Only sensible thing to do desu
>>7329155
you were doing great until you replied gloating.
>tfw to inteligint too reply to angie
>>7329146
Hey Angie, what would your bf say if he knew you were saying these sorts of things on the internet?
>>7329160
lmao I thought he was sitting on his nutsack and wearing it on his head
>>7329162
What bf?
Me and Brandon are just roommates now
also elk/endrance are my spirit animals even tho their only animu appearances are the G.U. show and the .hack//GIFT and //Unison eps
>>7329145
south korea is doing just fine with their army of identical girls ok!!
>>7329147
>hipster detected
i'm literally wearing a 3 wolf moon shirt with my purple hair rn next to my 5 ft tall teddy bear talking to you about 20 year old anime and my vhs iphone case
did it rly take you this long to come to that conclusion
>>7329152
this is some very deep sissy hypno forced feminization psychological horror stockholm syndrome level shit homura lmao!!
>>7329153
<3
>>7329167
>i'm literally wearing a 3 wolf moon shirt
have you seen Brooklyn 99? You're gonna love Gina.
>>7329167
W-what? No, it's supposed to be cool and empowering!
>>7329152
I think Magical Girl Raising Project already has like 70% of that...
>>7329172
ah gdi wrong name, sheen couldn't post for some reason so I was proxying her up
>>7329170
lmao no i have not but looking it up on google rn i think i've seen screens of this on 4chins and tumblies?
>>7329173
as i eat cold pizza and listen to obscure OSTs.............. rip my life
>>7329174
are you sure there's not a sexual undertone homura...
>>7329180
eh, it could be.
It's like a cop show but it's a really strong and absurd comedy. Gina is sort of a lovable sociopath, you're gonna identify a lot with her if you give it a chance.
>>7329178
...that's the only reason? when did this happen?
i hate sex
>>7329178
Why do you keep self-sabotaging, Angie? What purpose does this serve?
>>7329185
Last week after thanksgiving
>>7329184
>Gina is sort of a lovable sociopath
>you're gonna identify a lot with her
IS THAT SO ANISE
>>7329186
same
what about cuddles though
>>7329188
dude none of this happened she is making it all up for attention
just stop replying to her
>>7329154
Ok
>>7329167
>tfw those bastards have started opening up their pretentious coffee shops on my high street
This one started a riot. £5 for a bowl of cereal, who do they think they are??
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/sep/27/shoreditch-cereal-cafe-targeted-by-anti-gentrification-protesters
>>7329186
>tfw you will neever have sex because you're ugly
Good thing I have a low sex drive .....hah...hah ;_;
>>7329188
Monsters like me don't deserve to live
This is why I gamble my life.
Every morning when I go to work, I cut people off hoping one will come for me and kill
>wake up
>5 o clock in the morning
>missed elanna stream
>cant epilate or i wake up housemates
>cant go to library because too early
>tfw alone
hmm
i'm gonna dye my hair cyan
>>7329194
would angie REALLY lie to us?
>>7329193
Me and a few friends drop lures at certain stops and when people come, we bum rush then and take whatever they have
>>7329199
>tfw sertii is waking up and you haven't even been to bed yet
THANKS FOR REMINDING ME HOW WORTHLESS I AM
>>7329193
yesss I saw! it's going ok, I guess apparently the thing i was freaking out about last night was just a mean joke so that was a relief, I haven't forgotten about your playlist either, I just wanted to take ur scrobbles into account a little when picking cause otherwise it'll be like 50 songs long lmao
>>7329186
i love that name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWTNIsSdg68
>>7329180
Nah I'm pretty sure, it's very pure. All about accepting who you really are while not letting secret desires dominate your interactions with others.
>>7329197
>Every morning when I go to work, I cut people off hoping one will come for me and kill
You should try commuting by bike, you can Really piss people off and get in their way and if they actually kill you they Might get a ticket for reckless driving or be given a warning while your mangled body is tagged with MALE.
>>7329207
band..
>tfw talking about names in a skype call and you fuck up
>>7329207
good taste senpai
>>7329186
how
>>7329193
i like u
>>7329195
rip
*puts on stop being poor shirt*
>>7329200
get a job kiwi-san!!
>>7329201
LMAO
>>7329208
oh..well ok.......sounds nice homura...
>>7329210
A bike is just stupid
Bikes aren't allowed on specific roads I travel
>>7329217
Were you hoping for a forced fem, sissy hypno type thing?
>>7329196
it's just a personal preference thing, idk, makes me feel gross, it's so great my sex drive is finally gone
>>7329217
i applied at 4 places today mom, gosh
>>7329215
thnx senpai you got last.fm?
Oh lord I'm actually thinking about getting into tabletop gaming again
RIP my wallet
But it would be fun to get out and play and make friends.
>>7329210
>while your mangled body is tagged with MALE
>tfw this is my worst fear about dying
They're gonna bury me in a fuckin suit and carve my deadname in stone
>>7329219
go on the pavement then, that's what i do
one time a policeman told me to stop, but i just kept riding, felt like such a fucking badass
>>7329227
do not want to post it here sry
>>7329233
i'll post mine then desu..
>>7329223
no..
>>7329226
>mfw
they're not gonna hire u with crazy colored hair kiwi-san!!!!
>>7329236
ahh so desuwa ne....
>>7329191
trust me, someone you've never met in your life, I know what I'm saying.
Or don't, have some clips and judge if it's your thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is6a0gB4DGU
>>7329232
Bikes aren't allowed on the interstate
>>7329228
>>7329205
im a morning person i guess..
>>7329200
dying hair damages it. Make sure you want to dye it before you do.
>>7329203
Oh, well that's pretty shitty of you.
>>7329206
Yeah I listen to hardstyle when I work out so It's most of what I listen to. it'll fill out more once I sit down and organize myself.
>>7329217
Aww thanks. You're not bad yourself.
>>7329237
Can I follow you too?
>>7329236
That's a great image
>>7329250
sure
> Tfw you're becoming a fujoshi.
Never in my wildest dreams did I expect this to happen. I mean, I like guys, but I never thought I'd ever enjoy yaoi in any sense.
>>7329228
you don't have to pay for most well known systems unless you are way too into them.
>>7329250
>shitty
Their fault for being dumb and playing in places that can get them easily robbed
>tfw i hate myself and wanna die
>>7329255
fujoshits pls leave
>tfw another christmas alone
>>7329260
Same, why couldn't I be a qt Corean grill and be plastic and fantastic?
>jdimsa
>>7329242
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...................
>>7329243
oh wait i actually have seen this show lol
did not see dat girl in those clips doe
>>7329228
make frands grace-chan
>>7329250
:3
>>7329262
Where you be? We can be alone together!
>>7329264
>wanting to be a square-faced corean instead of a beautiful jap
>>7329268
the UK
it probably won't even snow
>>7329237
i guess this is pleb huh
sry i don't really want to friend you or whatever because i stopped caring about music now mostly and lastfm is shit now too
also my account name is my boy name so rip kind of want to delete it...
idk if you have listened to them before but i think you would probably like the band Codeine
>>7329256
Well I mean if I go play 40K I'm gonna need models!
>>7329265
We'll see! I'm not great at socializing with strangers and neither are nerdy boys usually
But maybe some of the more skilled ones will see me as a girl and try to converse with me or something???
Idk
>>7329273
Fuckin cold outside rn though
>>7329269
I like Corean bois more
>not being ruled by a coven of witches
why bother?
I'll take what I can get though, nippon is grorious for my pleb
I've had two dreams about biting boys in the last two days
not even in a sexual way
what does this mean
>>7329272
Think I give a shit?
I got bills to pay and I will take money from others if I need to
>>7329290
are you a furry? you should get checked
>>7329290
You might be repressing your vampire identity.
>>7329290
MtFtVampire
>>7329279
it's cold inside too, my walls aren't thick enough
my local asda doesn't even open for another hour, so i can't buy booze until then
>>7329269
ill take either
>>7329287
I still have some of my old pieces stuffed away somewhere, I think. I can probably manage a couple games to see if I like the local community and current state of the game.
>>7329301
A guy that works at some sort of gaming shop came in the other day and was pretty funny, I could definitely see myself hanging out with guys like him at least. Better than nothing eh?
>>7329291
Why would you care what I think. I'm just telling you that you're a shitty person for robbing people. They may need that money for similar reasons to you. You can't be bothered to make money in a way that doesn't hurt others that is what makes you a shitty person.
>>7329298
How does 40K play?
Angie robs people? Wtf?
>>7329311
>How does 40K play?
you paint tiny figurines.
Why is Kiwi such a degenerate slut?
renren
>>7329311
I have two jobs actually
I like to Think robbing as war to get extra spending money
>>7329315
makes up stories for attention*
>>7329315
I can't even begin to count the hours of life she's stolen from me.
>>7329329
magpie
>>7329332
renren
>>7329329
I'm not full of it.
I do things on the side to make money.
Mine just happens to be illegal activity.
Neptune makes me feel all crazy yet always safe.
>>7329290
Biting
To dream of biting someone in your dream signifies the pressure you are putting on some people causing them great distress. You may have unexpressed, perhaps even childish, feelings of anger or resentment that need to be recognized. This dream is a message for you to lighten up and alleviate the stress that you are putting on others.
If you are female and dream that you see or are a boy, then it indicates that you are developing the masculine aspects of character. Alternatively, it may represent your feelings about a real-life boy who is important and significant to you. You may have a crush on this boy and your waking thoughts of him has carried over into the dream world. Your motherly instincts may be taking over.
If you are an adult male and dream that you see or are a boy, then it suggests your playful, innocent, childlike nature. Alternatively, it can symbolize the immature aspects of yourself that still needs to grow. Your inner child may be trying to draw your attention to parts of yourself that you need to recognize and acknowledge.
>>7329320
<3
>>7329329
there is a game, but most people buy hundreds of figurines and paint them all day, never use them.
people who play pen and paper look down on them, they are the transbians of the community.
couldnt help myself
>>7329334
Angie, what kind of drugs do you sell?
>>7329342
I mean... 2bh, that's how it goes with me. I ain't ready to settle down and I don't want a pet.
>>7329347
I don't sell drugs but I know plenty here that do
>on the phone with dell technical support
Kill me please
At least they aren't some Indian guy.
>>7329350
What illegal services do you provide? Do you seduce wealthy businessmen and assassinate them after a round of passionate lovemaking?
Weirdest trips
1) POTC
2) Sarah "Spookychan"
3) Angie
4) Kayla
5) Syndie
I want to kill myself so I can stop hating myself for being a boy
I want to be cute
>>7329353
I love you
>>7329358
me2
>>7329353
>Dell
>>7329363
at least it's not HP.
>>7329356
I have no clue.
>>7329339
>You may have unexpressed, perhaps even childish, feelings of anger or resentment that need to be recognized. This dream is a message for you to lighten up
...frighteningly accurate once I start thinking about it
I remember having unpleasant falling dreams for almost a week straight, googling the meaning and reading that it means something isn't going right..
..just as I had stopped talking to my best friend
>>7329165
angie ill be ur e bf
>"Please contact the reseller for return and replacement inquiries"
>"I already told you, the reseller refuses. What is the manufacturers warrenty?"
>"Please contact the reseller"
Fuck this shit
>>7329359
:3 <3
>>7329363
>>7329367
Dell ultrasharp monitor
i wouldn't buy anything else from them
>>7329379
>>7329381
what's wrong with it?
>>7329184
gina is a fucking gueedo
>>7329381
Fuck I hate being bounced between departments. Anyway looks like you got cucked, why is the reseller refusing?
hi i just got here is edie feminizing her new bf yet??
>>7329401
why
>>7329401
could you knot
>>7329403
Are you turning into another syndie?
>>7329197
angie ive seen cis girls who look just like u stop whining bc u rnt fuckn bimbo level ur at real girl level not hollywood barbie level. omg ur caveman like face coupled wit ur uber feminine looks is just so appealing. its like ur a boy but ur not ur a qt girl with subtle masc undertones. i used to have a crush on a girl just like u omg and she even had a mustache she never shaves but when she got dressed up she was legit sexy af.
>>7329403
>Online relationships are a joke
beggars can't be choosers man
>>7329407
What do you mean?
>>7329401
Is this what Hitler died for?
>>7329400
Sad!
Many such cases!
>>7329413
fucking her bf in the ass i think
So I just got robbed by this weird, Asian-looking girl. After she took my wallet, she kept asking if she "passed", but I didn't know what that meant, so she got more and more aggressive and started calling me a "hugboxer". She kept making these weird pouty faces too and telling me to look at her jaw, and how some doctor botched an operation on her.
Fuck's sake, this isn't what I needed right now.
>>7329400
is this a game to you?
>>7329410
that sounds awful, they should help eventually though since amazon is pretty strict I hear
>>7329419
lmao
ughh I'm glad I've gotten 100 in everything else in this class bc I have no effort left to give in studying for this final
>>7329418
>tfw no chaser bf to fug or get fugged by
sad times
>tfw the only time you got gendered male in a while was in skype calls with hs friends
>tfw you asked them, but they were just like no
good thing i know one other person irl, i proks would have just stopped responding lmao!
>>7329419
i honestly cant stop laughing
>>7329419
>After she took my wallet
chasers pls go and stay go
>>7329419
Ok I even laughed at that
Good times 20/20
>tfw platonic naked spoons
>>7329434
>doc and therapist use she
>mom uses disgusting mix of he and deadname 80% at the same time
>>7329433
if u let me plow my love will show u ur fem looks
>>7329419
ROFL
>>7329448
.....
>>7329442
aren't spoons always naked?
How do I avoid ending up like Angie?
>>7329419
Also I don't look Asian :/
>>7329454
What do you mean?
my life is out of control.
>>7329454
You can prolly start by not robbing people, or not lying about robbing people.
>>7329460
agreed agreed
>>7329454
leave the trannynet entirely
>>7329451
aha got ya! It was all a test. if u were a real grille u would hav been put off by my advances and claimed i was harassing u. 2 l8 now m8 u failed ur a broy 5 eva. p.s. what was ur boy name?
>>7329454
1. don't be crazy
>>7329429
I hope so. I should't have waited so long before fixing this issue
>>7329437
It's actually a 3rd party reseller on Amazon that's the issue.
Protip: never purchase Dell products from Amazon or any 3rd party sellers.
Will the skeleton frame be strong enough?
>>7329454
you're already pretty nuts though
i usually get readings of about 300-400mA (milli-Angies) from you
>>7329477
>300-400mA (milli-Angies)
oh am I laffin'
>>7329473
So now u r angie lemon? no wonder ur mood is so sour.
>>7329477
I can't with this m, I'm crying
why does everyone hate on angie? she's actually passing after all those surgeries and seems to have a decent enough life for a tranny?
>>7329463
can i ploe this grille? omg
>>7329477
I prefer 40 mega Angie's
>>7329480
No it's just Lee Lemon
>>7329477
how much does Faye score?
>>7329484
The only way she passes as is if Quasimodo started taking hrt
>>7329477
STOP
>>7329484
I don't circle jerk people
>>7329484
i'm just bantering, i don't hate angie
she's a strange character that purposefully attracts a lot of attention - and besides, i'm pretty sure she gets some kind of orgasmic release from being told she's ugly and doesn't pass
>>7329484
stop being a newfag and you will see why everyone hates angie
>>7329486
wat? stop being an anxsty internet weeb for 2 secs and speak english nigger, explain what u means
>>7329443
it's fun! like, no matter what i'll just do it all ends up the same!
>>7329484
she's the one who thinks she doesn't pass
she's really obnoxious and unpleasant
>>7329491
This doesn't even make sense
Insults have gotten so poor around here
>>7329486
1.21 jiggangies
>>7329505
She looks like a cross dressing Quasimodo you twat
>>7329319
i'm not
it's just a front
i'm actually pure
>>7329508
I don't see it
She doesn't have a hunchback, wide face or brow bossing
>>7329512
She has derp eyes, a fucked up jaw, mangled teeth, and a pig nose
>>7329508
But she doesn't have a hunchback, that's Quasimodo's character-defining feature
She looks more like a Vietnamese rice farmer after a napalm attack
what's the big city like?
>>7329485
good luck, she has a GF.
>>7329519
pretty big
also a city too
>>7329517
Rare pic of me when I was working in the rice fields
>>7329519
loud
boring
>>7329519
Dirty, good internet though
>>7329521
where does she live? canader? im really horny ill drive 3 canader....
>>7329524
Nah your teeth are busted
And you look p old, are you in your thirties?
>>7329519
big cities are nice, busy and crowded at times, but nice.
>>7329532
Brazil.
>>7329538
i'm in the city and lonely.
>>7329538
i like the woods, but i imagine it's a bit rough
>>7329536
why tf is there a white trans grille in brazil playn vidya? i didnt know favelas had wifi.
>>7329533
Na, my teeth aren't busted
Busted teeth look like this
>look old
I wish I could
>>7329519
The closer you look the worse it gets
>>7329544
You do, I'm guessing you're about 33?
The war against dysphoria is failing. Send reinforcements.
>>7329519
it's nice. there's any kind of ethnic food you could ever want or try. the restaurants are smaller, more experimental places instead of chain restaurants like macaroni grill. you live anonymously because there are so many people that no one pays attention to you. there's always something interesting to do. plus all your friends from school are impressed that you live in a big city
cons: gunshots sometimes. loud. traffic. high cost of living. dirty. bad smells. homeless people
>>7329551
its probably bc u havent been raped yet by a big muslim cock thus declaring ur womanhood
>>7329550
Ok
You already knew my age and you're just playing along for the (you)s
>It's easy to bait the people here.
angie, listen to me
one day we will have the technology to save you, please don't give up hope
>>7329542
why is there a white guy playing vidja? I didn't know comptom had wifi.
>>7329558
Oh shit I was right? then you should start some retinol treatments asap cause you aging like milk
>>7329553
try living in dtown LA. then talk to me about dirt n homeless people
>>7329519
Lot of people. Lots of things to do. Lots of places to meet people. Lots of smells, not all good. Lots of homeless people, they are good at finding stolen bikes. Lots of traffic. Lots of noise. And Lots of light.
>>7329565
I need better bait
>>7329538
>I'm in the woods senpai,I'm lonely
the loneliness probably won't change much, but at least you can order food at 3am
it's 6am here right now and i'm about to go shopping too, you usually can't do that if you live innawoods
>>7329564
r u tries to doxx me u failed.
>>7329566
I grew up in LA, i know.
also,
>living downtown
you bought into the meme the developers sold to you now, didn't you?
>>7329566
but muh tent city
>>7329575
i live in south central i just go down town for cocaine
>>7329578
and sometimes heroin and free homeless tranny pussy
>>7329578
oh wow that actually sounds like a rather sad life...
>south central
>cocaine
are you mercury?
Who's Angie?
>tfw no strong older experienced man to pound you and choke you and then cuddle you afterward
>>7329581
why are you on 4chan mercury i thought you died???
>>7329583
Tranny that passes as an ugly botched British woman
>>7329583
apparently a cro magnon faced brazillian? she is white tho so i think she is just a pleb from the uk living there in hiding or something idk. she might just be a meme honestly with this fuckn board who teh fuck knows
>>7329583
our rightful queen.
Just gonna keep it short because im so done right now. Think the easiest way would be to just die but i couldnt actually do it.
Im 19 next month and ive known im mtf for a year or so. I cant do it anymore. I want to do anythimg i can to make my body any amount more feminine. Please give me any tips at all? Id also like to start hormones but idk where to start. Help?
>>7329589
>brazilian
when did that meme start?
You all realize Angie live in shitsville, Pennsylvania, right?
DEAD THREAD
>>7329593
angie has dementia
>>7329586
>sertii currently has a broken arm and can't type very quickly
>he has to choose his words carefully, since each post requires a lot of effort to make
>he spent a considerable amount of energy to say this, of all things
really got my noggin joggin'
I have angie's phone number if anyone wants it btw
>>7329593
well hormones are definitely what you want
go to the hrt general thread and look for info on self-medding, it's super easy
>>7329602
post it on /b/ or somethign
>>7329593
Git moneyz, git HRT, GIT GUD but aside from that where do you live? That's really the info we'd need to get you to an informed consent clinic and get you on mones. If you don't feel ok with saying check the list of clinics in the OP and look for yourself. Then just prance around your room and walk, talk and act like a grill.
>>7329597
>he
>>7329594
>shitsville, Pennsylvania, right?
O? Then it should be even easier for me to find and sex her, since shes a tranny in America, she has no rights.
so Earth Tone Princess is Rachel, right?
>>7329615
How so?
New thread time
>>7329616
that makes zero sense
>>7329608
some parts
anyways
bitch ur black so u would know....
>>7329607
Northern Michigan. Will hrt still help me though? Im 19 and doesnt it take years to work? I just dont know how itd make me look.
>>7329578
>i live in south central
tru south central grill
nowadays normies call it South LA lmao
>>7329603
Is that safe even? Ugh, just scared id fuck up.
>>7329622
>grew up in LA
>says things like shitsville
>lives in a big city
>have never seen her and Rachel post in the same thread
>makes jokes about real estate
like it's obvious guys
>>7329636
yes it's safe
you can take the same safety precautions as an endocrinologist would by doing blood tests
a good option would be to self-med until you can get a prescription
>>7329636
you just take 2 to 4 pills a day, you can't fuck it up.
>>7329643
You can just randomly ask to get blood taken? And i'll go look in the thread. Ive heard of one before and how its really really risky/bad. Spireo or something, i think its called.
>>7329542
it's complicated.
I changed a tire today, cus traps aren't worthless like their cis counterparts <3
>>7329463
thresh queen