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life is the best horror sci-fi story edition

• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
• Discord: https://discord.gg/qQyfXCA

Previously: >>7325066
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>>7326091
benis in bagina
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STRAIGHT MAN POO SMELL EDITION
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>from left to righ
>Dollface, Faye, Elanna
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>>7326069
She certainly did. She wasn't afraid to put you hons in your place tbqh.

>>7326076
Is kit that lanky ass white boy?
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>>7326105

seems accurate tbqh
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>>7326039
ye i had one in my folder but cant find it, sorry :( spent some time looking

>>7326039
nah it was more of a conservative style? hard to explain. had a pic, cant find it

>>7326050
yeah i was a plasma donor for a good friend who died of leuchemia a few years back, you need to get tested for that

>>7326062
only when it breaks out, which is like a few days a year maybe. its ok
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>>7326105
Goofy looking transgirls think they look like anime. Many such cases!

Sad!
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>>7326110
You killed your friend with your toxic blood? That's so fucked up.
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>>7326096
My penis isn't my birth defect, my brain is

>>7326093
I'm posting here, I have the trans

>>7326094
D:

>>7326105
:D
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>>7326107
>Such place
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my friends say i should ask my sister about one of her friends i find cute however;

>she thinks im a boy
>she thinks im straight (but probably as guessed im into guys by now)
>shes 27 so hes probably almost that age or older
>im 23
>im a transgender person
>i look like a boy
>but he confused me for a girl
>possible he thinks im cute


advice please !!!???
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>>7326111
Homosexual autist repeats same joke multiple times

Sad!
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>>7326111
animu girls don't look like real people, it doesn't matter.
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Tfw no gf
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>>7326111

am goofy looking
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>>7326117
I've given you a lot of straight man shit over the years elanna, but I need some help. What can I eat to keep my acid reflux in check?
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>>7326110
But it can also be infectious before a visible outbreak. Are you really willing to take the risk of infecting the person you love?
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>>7326119
unless your sister/brother is the one offering it's a bit awkward.
you can test the waters if you have a moment alone together around the house or something.
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>>7326123
Fat transsexual can't tell a joke to save "her" life.

Sad!
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>>7326119
it's easier to ask forgiveness than permission
suck his dick and figure out the other stuff later
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>>7326118
>isn't put in her place yet
Sad!
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>>7326128
potatos are among the most alcaline things you can eat, even better if you eat little bits raw.
some people say milk, but I remember from HS that it turns into more acid. yogurt might be good.
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>>7326138
>Wow
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>>7326127
I want to put you on your back and shoot my cum in your eyes and they will form little pools.
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would /mtfg/ their brother or sister?
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>>7326116
thats pretty fucked up even for you, cnt

>>7326131
idk my dad was with my mother for 20 years, worked out fine for them
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>>7326144
god no, that's disgusting.
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>>7326136
#1 i would never do that because he probably doesn't want that (from me)

#2 i dont even know HOW to do that or atlest how to make it feel good

>>7326133
hmm mb i should just leave it alone or something

>>7326107
i mean i am white sooo

>>7326144
i have 3 brothers and 1 sister
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I'm sad.
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>>7326149
but you've probably smelled your brother poo smell
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>>7326128
cutting out alcohol and coffee worked wonders for me, plus taking lansoprazole (omeprazole gave me anxiety attacks for some reason)

also had to stop eating pickled fish, but in my experience most people don't eat that stuff
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>>7326150
>3 brothers and 1 sister
at the same time!?
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>>7326151
TreMENdous!
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>>7326140
>>7326153
Thank you!
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>>7326144
pretty sure the only people into incest are those who don't have brothers or sisters
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>>7326142

n-no

>>7326144

i'm glad i'm an only child now
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>>7326128
Fresh fruit and vegetables
Avoid greasy foods and excessively large meals
Take antacids immediately whenever acid reflux occurs to prevent damage to your esophagus
Don't drink irritants like caffeine and coffee

Also, what do you mean straight man shit?

>>7326140
>acid and alkaline foods
This is pseudoscience
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>>7326144
i would my stepbrother, maybe
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>>7326150
If you have three brothers then there's been some serious straight man poo smell around you
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>>7326119
>she thinks
>he

Wait, which one is it? Is her friend a boy or a girl?
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>>7326163
AIDS
I
D
S
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>>7326155
no first it was my brother and sister at the same time (twins) then I was born, then my two younger brothers were born at the same time as well (also twins)
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>>7326144
Even when I'm drunk af I can't into incest shit. That's super disgusting shit.
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i had falafel with tahini sauce for dinner last night it was pretty good
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>>7326165
its a guy!!! when i wrote her/she i was refering to my sister sry for confusion

>>7326164
not rly but im sure they are all straight
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>tfw hate myself and wanna die
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>>7326169
what meat did you have with it?
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>>7326161
I have very vague memories about how their elements turned into more acid or neutralized it, but I can't remember anything. All I have is milk makes more acid, potatos are good.
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>>7326167
oh so they were all having fun together and you were left out? Is that why you're a tranny now?
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>>7326169
>for dinner
>last night
Rly makes you think
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>>7326175
no there wasn't meat i don't eat corpses
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>>7326105
why am I always the one with the big boobs

I feel type casted
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>>7326161
Thanks for the tips. I meant the smell of straight man poo. I used to ride on you for those drugs you do, but that was just because I felt concerned.
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>>7326179
why does it make you think
what are you thinking about
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>>7326167
>twins
>tranny
>twins
your mom has a funny uterus...
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>>7326173
Everyday I feel disgusting
Lets hate ourself together
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>>7326181
i want to be the one with big boobs
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Cock in my bum bum feels weird but amazing. Totally fan of missionary.
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B my qt pi
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Are these noticeable? I have to wear one of my old boyshirts for work
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>>7326167
>two sets of twins
>kit in the middle

Maybe you were supposed to be twins as well but ate your sister in the womb, consuming her girl powers.
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>>7326181
Also lighter hair and boyish interests.
But you show your tits too much to not connect that too.
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>>7326135
That's what your dad said when you came out to him.
>Mfw
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>>7326177
yeah im the only one in the family w/o a twin

;__;

>>7326185
lmao i guess
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>>7326189
what does it feel like
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>>7326179
>Rly makes you think
glad i wasn't the one
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>>7326189
Shut the fuck up Eliot. Your bf is a cocklet manlet who's a repressed tranny himself, what are you so proud of anyway?
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>>7326192
nah, you're gonna be okay
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>job coach calls me and says the resteraunt called, I have the job and they want me to come in today for training
WOOOOOOO! MONEY!
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>>7326200
im confused
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>>7326193
ugh EVERYONE makes taht joke when they meet my family "oh where's your twin kit haha"

well not the tranny part i guess
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>>7326189
how was the ER?
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i want a tall shy qt husbando
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>>7326203
congrats!
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>>7326186
Better yet let's sudoku together.
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>>7326128
Cut dairy products from your diet
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>>7326205
>Twink[it]
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>>7326213
t h i s
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>>7326183
Eh, I kinda deserved most of the shit I got about drugs anyways, let's be real.

>>7326176
And that's the pseudoscience
Your stomach pH is very closely regulated
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>>7326209
You got tired of that pussy nerd boy already?
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>>7326197
maybe you should try to kiss your closest sibling
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>>7326205
I am sorry, maybe it's because it's an obvious joke
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>>7326219

no i want HIM to be my husbando
but he prob won't wanna so here i am pining
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>>7326221
i guess
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>>7326224
Just spread your muckhole and let him bust. He'll stay.
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>>7326211
A double suicide sounds breddy good tbhon. I just lack a proper functioning brain to order oxycodone or shit from the agora or some shit. To stupid to buy butcoin.
I'm in. From germany. U?
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>>7326226
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>Have nearly an entire month without classes in december.
Oh god I hope I can hang out with people or something or I'm going to go insane from social withdrawal. I'm not good at being a hikki and I barely know people in London.
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>>7326221
they are all exactly like the same time distance apart, just 5 years in each direction

also i do kiss my sister (on the cheek)

>>7326223
its ok, im used to it. im also used to being told IM A CAR cause of my name
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>>7326224
What's so special about him anyway? I thought you were into like gangbangers who chokefuck you.
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>>7326161
Elanna do you like trains?

Also what should I do with this book? What should I wear to sunday service when people have the impression I am male? Also someone tell Shakira to meet me up there. Nicotine you can come too, pretend to be agnostic. =]

>>7326167
Kit!!!! How are you?! How is Erin.
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>>7326213
> almost everything I eat has cheese in it and drink milk with every meal
Well that explains why I have bad acid reflux lol

>>7326210
Thanks. Super hyped, it's my first real job since my last one was more like a training program that voc rehab payed me for.
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>>7326233
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>>7326231
I'm from Ticaraqua.
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>>7326238
im ok !! erin just burnt her arm trying to get pizza out of an oven but otherwise she is ok!! also she says the pizza is not so great !! alarming !

how are you oryx ??
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>>7326239
thats awesome, it feels great to make money to buy stuff you want. How many hours are they giving you a week?
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>>7326233
this is cute pls more

>>7326236
you should tell her that you love her right now!
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>>7326252
google search it, it's also the OP
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>>7326244
Mh
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>>7326248
Wow! There is no one here. Someone left the toilet door open though because it smells like straight man poo in here.
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>>7326242
i did that too!
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>>7326231
They call me Agnes, and I'm fromnew Delaware
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>>7326255
I meant Nigeria.
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>>7326252
its 3am i think shes asleep or something. i'll tell her when i wake up in the morning
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>>7326238
I like trains, but not really in the autistic way

Also, you should read it for hilarity, mormonism is funnyyy
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>>7326249
Not sure yet. They said I'd usually work 3 hour shifts but didn't say what days. I know they're closed mondays and they said they want me to work late this saturday since they think it's gonna be busy. I'm assuming somewhere in the area of 15 hours. Having money again is gonna be so nice. Especially since my doctor is being uncooperative with getting me a referral to an endo so I'm probably gonna start self medding until I can get it.
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>>7326229

i wish it was that easy .__.

>>7326237

i mean yes those are the kinds of guys i like to have sex with and stuff but idk
he's just really wonderful and diff and great.
he has similar interests to me and really good taste in music. he's really funny and i feel like i can just talk to him and he gets it.
he's smart and seems cautious but mostly cause he has had a lot of bad experiences with ppl and yet he is still kind of opening up to me.
which just makes me feel even more lucky cause he has so much to offer and he's just so interesting and complex.
and when he does open up i can see how vulnerable he is and it just makes me want to tell him that he's perfect and wonderful cause he doesn't even know how amazing he is and all i wanna do is show him.
he's like the whole package and idk. like someone i could see myself dating and being best friends with.
but we have been talking for monthhhhhhhhhs and it's taken this long just to get to the point of spending some ~alone time~ together and ya
i want the opportunity to date him and everything but i'm not naive enough to think i'll get what i want cause i never do anyways
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>>7326268
It would be really cute if you snuggled in her bed and if she wakes up kiss her and confess your love.
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>>7326264
>>7326265
Well you're meming I suppose. I'll just proceed lurking, drinking and crying into sleep.
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>>7326256
Im at hoke fuck you

>>7326248
Im okay. Im gonna cook some chicken later and out it in a wrap. Do you have discord? Mines Jequin
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>>7326257
I though some people here would relate to that.
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>>7326271
>tfw you take control of your own life

good feel, godspeed
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Hi girls ^~^
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>>7326276
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>>7326274
can someone do that with me
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>>7326285
hi b~
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>>7326276
Be careful, there's this girl who pretends suicide like once a month. She'll probably try to recruit you into double sudoku together, but she never does it.
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>>7326286
I prayed every evening you're never online fucktard
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Hiiii how is everyone??
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>>7326285
i like ur gwyndolin...
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Look at this man.

Now imagine the smell of his poo.

The smell of his straight man poo.
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>>7326285
HI MUM !!!

>>7326274
idk if she would like this at all !!! laska and me do NOT get along all the time even tho i try to be nice to her. i used to sleep in her bed a lot when i was younger tho we used to be rly close & i do love her a lot (even if she is sometimes cruel to me)

>>7326277
i do !! what #s
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>>7326295
hi Grace
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>>7326294
Same

>>7326290
Hi sertii!!!
How are you?

>>7326296
Tyty I have many rare ones like this

>>7326298
Hi KIT!!!!
Did you ask your sis about boy?
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>>7326286
Why did granny die? She was so nice to me and taught me so many things. She was the only family from who'm I've truly felt love.

She had so much more to teach me and in the end she had so little to say.
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>>7326299
Hi Lauren how are youuu
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>>7326294
Jesus isn't much for computers, but he does hear your prayers! He wants you pray again. You can do that, right?
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>>7326303
not yet she is asleep !! also i asked ppl in this thread and they didn' tthink it was a great idea or they just told me to kiss my sister instead :/

how are you !!!
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>>7326273
you'll get bored of him after 2 weeks, max
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>>7326303
im alright, kinda tired, epilated quite a bit earlier and it hurtttt

wbu? were you at work?
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>>7326310

i've been trying to date him for almost 4 months lol
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>>7326304
Granny had to go home to the good Lord. Do you want to follow her? God wants you to come home one day too.
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>>7326298
she is only mean, because she is confused about her feelings for you. i bet she's the tsundere type, but if you keep close and tell her that you're serious i'm sure she will love you forever.
Just try kissing her on the mouth and see how she reacts. if she blushes and says baka then you'll be fine.
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This manga looks fun

>tears
>nothing but tears
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this antibiotic medicine makes me really really sleepy
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>>7326314
After you date him, of course.
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WHAT DOES HIS POO SMELL LIKE YOU WONDER?
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>>7326308
Are you a sadist or something? Who likes to hear people's suffering?
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>>7326298
#0590

You have older and younger twins?,
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>>7326316
i dont think that's true at all also im not going to kiss my sister on the mouth that is NOT appropriate
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>>7326323
not really
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>>7326325
yeh

also i'll addy u but im going to sleep real soon
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>>7326324
>Who likes to hear people's suffering?
You have to know the pain to heal it.
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>>7326321

i don't see it happening idkkkk
he has the best personality ever and he is also a m e g a qt. i don't see why i'd get bored !!
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>>7326328
don't you want her to love you? she's probably too shy so she's waiting for you to make the first move.
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>>7326309
Don't kiss your sister unless it's on the cheek OK??
I'm ok, really sleepy and waiting for fiancee to finish work so I'm lying on the couch out back in the offices.

>>7326312
Yeah the first few times hurt a lot
But if you keep it up the hair can only grow back in cycles and will be a lot thinner and sparser
I was but finished like an hour ago. I might have a nap here for a bit actually
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>>7326332
>to heal it.
That never happened
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>>7326329
You are now breathing automatically.
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>>7326333
Because you've said this a lot of times before, I don't see why this one wont follow that pattern.
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>>7326334
i just want her to love me as a sister t b h
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>>7326342

well there's very real reasons it hasn't worked out all the other times i've felt this way about someone .__. it's not just me bein me
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>>7326339
Just pray tonight. Just try. What do you have to lose?
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>>7326335
yeah i hope so.. its just so much skin to cover :/ will have to do a bit every day. i hope you rest well and feel better!
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>>7326335
lmao i would never do that omgg !!
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>>7326344
don't you think kisses feel nice?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSn1g-6h1OQ

Masturbation is my only defence against transition
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>>7326348
Dignity. Seriously, praying is downright ridiculous.
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>tfw will never have Hanna's love ever again
why even live honestly
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>>7326330
Kaykay
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>>7326349
for some reason most of the hair still remains where i epilated, but it still hurts a lot.
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>>7326356
i mean yeah !! but not from your family lmao
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Why do mtf, traps, etc have such soft looking thighs? I'm not joking when I ask this, I'm legitimately curious. Is there some sort of genetic reason?
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>>7326358
A prayer is just a conversation. What's undignified about it?
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>>7326091
yfw up their skirt their pussy looks like a pugs face.

trannies are gross.
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>>7326364
but what if your sister really loves you, would you reject her?
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>>7326365
hormones makes your skin softer
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>>7326346
One thing all of them had in common was yourself, I can't know about the rest.

I am just going based off of that.
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>>7326361
yeah, it pulls out some but not all of it :/

>>7326365
HRT+no body hair
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>>7326315
Sometimes I do, it's really hard to keep up hope, when things feel like they're piling up. But it's not for me to question your decisions, so I ask you for strength to endure when I am tired and fill my heart with compassion for those who are less fortunate than me, I ask you to fill the hearts of my friends and those who don't like me with joy and uplift their spirits.

I pray that my life will be of use to those In need before I come home.
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>>7326367
Having "conversations" with things that don't exist is a symptom of significant mental illness...
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>>7326373
wait do you mean like sexually??? or something ._.;

>>7326365
when boys are born the dr checks your thighs and if they are super soft u become a girl
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>>7326365
Hormonal. Hrt is why

>>7326359
What happened?

>>7326351
Good!!!! I do think you should ask some vague questions about the boy tho to gage how she feels about stuff

>>7326349
It's getting kinda late to cook so we might just order takeaway and hinge something on Netflix. It'll be a comfy evening.
It definitely does hurt less as it goes on!!
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>>7326367
pretty much this....a humble conversation with god.

...course most LGBT end up repeating mistakes that fucked them up..
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>>7326365
>tfw always had womanly legs
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redpill me on epilators. i heard they make your skin not so nice ???? are they ok ?

>>7326388
i will try to do this in the morning if im feeling up to it !!
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I'm feeling ok today
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>>7326379
I'm very proud Sass! God hears your prayers, even when you can't find the words. If you want to hear to words of God, just read a bit of the gospel. He is there in flesh.
>>7326381
If knowing God is mental illness, then put me in a strait jacked :)
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>>7326388
>It's getting kinda late to cook so we might just order takeaway and hinge something on Netflix. It'll be a comfy evening.

jelly, i spoiled myself anf got nachos at the cinema earlier, so that was my dinner for today :|

>>7326394
they hurt but they are worth it apparently
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>>7326385
well yeah, but don't think of the sex part yet.
i think she mostly wants to know you lover her and maybe some kisses and lots of cuddles.
the other things can wait until you're both ready, or maybe you can be happy without that.
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>>7326399
can you not do this meme i don't like it
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>>7326391

Care to show them off?
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>>7326394
my skin looks horrible after using it and my skin still hasn't healed yet, and it didn't even rip out half of my hair, so i'll have to repeat it again and again.
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>>7326405
like she is my sister why would i be into that at all???? also im like not even in to girls soooooooo

idk why you think this is a good idea at all lmao
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I had a dream that I was cis girl sheen, a guy hit on me and we dated and after we broke up he stalked me and tried to kill me
is that what passing is like?
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>>7326401
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i had fun at my boyfriend's house we hung out Monday and Tuesday and played coop resident evil 5. he did really good at that and kicked my butt at street fighter. but on Tuesday night I got a fever (again) and it. kinda ruined the mood. :/
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>>7326414
what if she is into you? would you reject her? for being different? would it be so bad to imagine kissing her, holding her hand?
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>>7326389
We all repeat our mistakes and we all commit sin, often too! Jesus went through a lot of pain and trouble to get us out of hot water. We can all grow through repentence after we get to know Him.
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>>7326394
Kit that's such a Lewd picture!!!!
Epilating is like electric tweezing p much. It pulls the hair out at the root so your legs are smoother than shaving. If you have sensitive skin your legs can get bumpy and red for a few days tho..

Good!! I hope it goes well if you do ^~^

>>7326401
That's cute

>>7326402
Awh :/
Was the movie good at least?
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>>7326399
>mfw im not the only christian here

nice
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>>7326418
there's some dude's photo doing the rounds in my facebook because apparently he raped a girl, kept humiliating her for like a year and the police just laughed it off when she went to them.
There was also a video some girl did as a testimony about the singer of some shit indie band raping her multiples times, keeping her by force all night long in his room and physically abusing her; and her description is really horrible.
So yeah, maybe, sometimes.
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>>7326410
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>>7326409
What about do you not like? Jesus is a nice fellow. He doesn't turn anyone away and he has a plan for everyone.
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ohayo /mtfg/
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>>7326419
>tfw gatekept by your own family

>>7326427
yeah it was Fantastic Beasts
i liked it though!

>>7326421
unlucky :/ fevers are the worst, you get all trembly if youre not in bed

>>7326436
hi ~
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>>7326421
Did he fuck you?
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>>7326434
yeah he was but his fans are annoying
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>>7326429
God bless you, anon.
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>>7326399
can you really hear god?
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>>7326426
In truth, if your "god" embodied the virtues you claim, he would have walked the Earth as Judas, not Jesus, as true humility would imply.
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i would like to
become
a gril
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>>7326419

>>7326438
it's pretty realistic tbdesu

>>7326427
it's not been really cute so far...
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>>7326441
What if you heard a band that you loved, but you didn't like the fans? Would you not buy their records because of some annoying fans?
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>>7326438
discord
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>>7326388
lost her love almost a year ago
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>>7326447
wow, same actually!

>>7326448
thats what makes it sad..
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>>7326431
There's this dude who like humilliated women on tv calling them fat and was accused of like 4 rapes including a minor, but it doesn't matter because no one believed the women and he hot elected president.
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be safe girls !!!! im going to sleep rn
>>7326427
here is another lude picture MUM !!!
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>>7326446
>>7326450
pls stop
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>>7326446
Judas was a sinful man, the same as anyone. God showed amazing humility, being ridiculed, tortured and murdered for the sake of us rebellious humans.
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>>7326450
I would reconsider why I'm sharing opinions with people that I wouldn't accept in any other way.
Maybe I'm judging them wrong, maybe I'm not aware of the thinking behind my own actions.

>>7326455
Sass, I get the idea, but it's really insulting comparing physical abuse and rape with charges of groping or saying nasty stuff. You shouldn't make less of someone's suffering because you want to make a message.
I'm sure you know this.
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>tfw not shuichi nitori

>>7326454
then we have something in common :o
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>>7326438
Awh cool! Fiancee wants to see it so maybe we'll go this weekend.

>>7326436
Hi sheen!

>>7326448
Oh thats sad...

>>7326453
Oh I'm sorry anon. She is wonderful.

>>7326457
KIT IT IS PAST YOUR BED TIME GO TO SLEEP AND STOP POSTING LEWD ANIME GIRLS WITH YOUR FRIENDS ON THE INTERNET
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>>7326458
We can't wipe these topics under the rug, it's a matter of life and death :)
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>>7326457
please sleep in your sisters bed, you will make her happy!
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>>7326450
I don't like this representation of Jesus.
Jesus died on the cross for our sins, so we could be saved. Why would he be a homosexual man is enamoured with himself to the point of deforming his body with muscles and who shaves his body and brakes stuff in a fit of T-rage?
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>>7326432

Is that a no?
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>>7326458
>>7326466
I don't think there's any reason that you can't be christian and transgender, is there?
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>>7326465
Yeah she is wonderful
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i find it very annyoing when people say 'bruh'
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>>7326473
i really don't care about anyone's religion/atheismbut talking about it on the internet is annoying
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>>7326466
why did god make me a man and not a woman? is there any purpose in this?
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made a friend today
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>>7326461
Very wise!
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>>7326470
>kit's sister spooning with her
>her hand reaches down towards her femcock

WEW
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>>7326473

Not really. Might help to find an lgbt friendly church though (and there are some)
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>>7326448

>>7326465
It has some sweet stuff here and there, but seems to be pretty straightforward...
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>tfw you try to pirate your music but it ends up being impossible to pirate so you have to pay for it
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>>7326471
This one is much better. Because it's Madonna. Beats a naked hippie.
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>>7326461
I'm doing exactly the opposite of what you say. I'm making a point of how women are not treated or believed and made to shut up and dissapear when it's inconvenient.
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>>7326482
everyone has different struggles to overcome
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>>7326461
but he goes to trial next month for raping a minor
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>>7326445
In my experience, I dont hear gods, but I FEEL changes pretty swiftly...more stability, warmth, calm, negative energies being repulsed, ect.

Its not so much a conversation like we are having, so much as speaking to someone over an intercom who then makes little changes.
>>7326446
the thing with sin is not just "will I go to hell" but "what will this do to the world.".

murder, adultery (outside marriage) theft, suicide, ect, and more, all can have very nasty effect, on the world, our perceptions, behavior, relationships, ect.

God says in the bible "those who look at a woman lustfully have already sinned".

this doesn't mean you go to hell if you look at a girl, it means you are already setting the SEED of sin, and destruction, and decay. Granted seeds can be removed, weeded out, but constantly planting seeds of weeds makes for difficult yard work.

So, rather than avoid these nasty consequences (which there are MANY), we avoid the starting point for a problem, to ensure it doesn't happen.

So long as temptation is resisted (we control ourselves, everything else is only influenced) we will never inflict the wounds of sin on ourselves.
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>>7326495
>tfw you try to buy your music but it ends up being impossible to buy so you have to pirate it.
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>>7326496
Madonna likes crosses! :3
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>>7326488
no they are pure. they will just cuddle and kiss
(but kit will still moan a lot)
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>>7326495
you're probably just not looking hard enough
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>>7326506
And her girlcock will be leaking girldew, right?
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>>7326438
and that's exactly what happened. he got really worried but thankfully had some medicine that helped to break the fever

>>7326440
yeah we had sex before I started feeling bad
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>>7326506
>tfw sister won't cuddle with you
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>>7326502
do you have a prophecy for me?
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>>7326476
If it's been a year you should try to move on anon. It's not healthy to pine like this.

>>7326488
NO do not speak of my daughter doing these things. I won't have it.

>>7326490
;~;

>>7326495
Is it pirate music?
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>>7326497
And calling people fat on tv? that's the same as beating someone up until they can't defend themselves and raping them?
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>>7326502
And I don't give a flying fuck. No gods, no masters, no future.
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>>7326507
Time is money, though.

>>7326515
It's psytrance

>>7326504
Idktf
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did anyone ever have macha kitkat?
how did you like it?
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>>7326471
I like it when Jesus is depicted in all the dignity that is befitting him, but I try to use humour to reach people. Just being a talking head will not be noticed. I'm sure He understands.
>>7326473
Everyone can be christian, there are no prerequirements.
>>7326482
Maybe you should pester him with that question. He will reveal the answer to you and help you. Just try.
>>7326496
A sinful woman cannot do anything for our souls. JESUS CAN :)
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>>7326511
i didn't realize i would get so wet just because of the hormones, but apparently that is what girls struggle with.
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>>7326521
>Time is money, though.
so is music...
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>>7326524
what's ur favorite jesus album if its better than ray of light ill convert
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>>7326524
i tried, but i just never hear an answer. it's depressing, like talking to a wall. why can't i understand?
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>>7326524
I more meant if you become a christian, will most other christians expect you to detransition?
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>>7326524
We're women, we don't have souls anyway.
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What is the most truetrans language, and why is it HolyC?
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Jesus didn't stop my father beating up my mum. That's a undeniable proof that God doesn't exist.
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>>7326534
Malbolge. Fuck the binary.
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>>7326534
it's clearly esperanto, or at best volapuk.
because it's harder than it's worth and a few people still do it anyway.
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*dies*
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>>7326537
Jesus didn't turn me into a street shark.
That's undeniable proof that God doesn't exist.
>>
im transgender
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>>7326515
Yeah... that's certainly the thing to do but holding on to that is the only thing keeping me alive right now.
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>>7326546
prove
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>>7326532
it depends. my Catholic side of thr family didn't, but the non denominational side expected it and pressured me to and outright tried to force me against my will. it's a coin flip
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>>7326538
kek
how come there are so many programmers here?
I really wonder if there is a correlation between being trans and being a good programmer.
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>>7326529
How about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE
>>7326530
If you want to hear the voice of God. Read the gospel. He will talk your ears off.
>>7326532
They will have different opinions because they are different people. You only need to follow God, not them.
>>7326533
What about a ginger woman?
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arm trans women disarm cops
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>>7326546
im transtrender

>>7326543
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>>7326546
it's probably just a phase
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>>7326552
I'm a forest scientist, not a programmer.
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>>7326552
I think there's a correlation between being trans and being a sad shut in teenager that likes to tinker with computers

>>7326527
Tru
Now I have it in lossless anyways though so it was a nice tradeoff
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i'm 18 and pre everything.

is it too late for me? can someone who transitioned after 18 show up and convince me this journey is worth it?

the last thing i want to be is an unpassing trans girl.
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>>7326559
>n<
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>>7326555
i would like to hear something more related to my problems. i'm reading in the bible every day, but i don't get many answers.
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>>7326558
arent trans women statistically elevated for violence?
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>>7326566
nobody wants to be trans
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>>7326565
well that makes sense.
btw. i like you.
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>>7326573
idk
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>>7326558
I bring tank
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>>7326546
I'm Transjenner

>>7326547
Well maybe for now hang on to that and try to get in therapy? You can build up to being able to move on
You just need help getting there and that's OK

>>7326521
Is that a no orrrr?....
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>>7326566
No such thing as too late. I started at 35 and I'm doing fine.
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>>7326579
uwu
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>>7326576
Keep reading if you want horrible terrible dysphoria.

Believe me, when she goes through male puberty, the pain becomes fucking physical.

And when youre done, read Bokura no Hentai. Less pain, especially after this page.
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>>7326574
Does that equal to nobody wants to transition?
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>>7326538
That actually makes a lot of sense..
It's hellish and will always be more trouble them it's worth....
>>7326542
Muh international language....
>>7326552
Most transgrills were dweebs that used computers as escapism, so there's just more of em into fucking with computers.
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>>7326579
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>>7326588
But even after the last pic related, pic related happens and is the most physical cringe and relatable feel I have ever recieved from any tranny media.
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>>7326552
it's just one of those things. all transpeople:

>are good at programming
>are good at cooking
>own rainbow thigh-highs
>are extremely submissive and like being bullied
>pray for death on a daily basis
>listen to electro music
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>>7326589
It is equal to nobody wants appendicitis so they can have their appendix removed
>>
Good morning everyone
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>>7326583
Alright, I'll try to do that
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>>7326591
It even has a CRAZY instruction. Doesn't get more trutrans than that.
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>>7326588
I couldn't finish Wondering Son. It was just too much, I stopped for the night one day and never could pick it up again.

>>7326591
I really think volpauk is like a challenge of how retarded you can make a language.
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>>7326589
Everyone wants to transition, nobody wants to deal with the bullshit that comes along with it
If you could press a button and transition, everyone would do it

>>7326583
Idkk

>>7326577
<3
:3
I speak as a former shut-in computer tinkering teenager
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>>7326595
>Am a slow and inefficient but mediocre programmer
>hit every other category
Wha da fug
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I have vol. 1 irl, I'm scared to read any further online tbqh ;-; the anime was bad enough already dysphoria-wise
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>>7326570
I understand. But very few will find direct answers in the word anyway, and he taught in parables. My advice to you is to just trust Him. Maybe he wants you to just relax a bit and just enjoy the great stories we have of God's people. He won't leave you hanging, I promise.
>>
ily you all
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>>7326595
The only thing that applies to me on that list is that I'm great at cooking. That's because I'm French, though, nothing to do with being trans.
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>>7326595
I need to get me some rainbow thigh highs and learn some programming to have my bingo....

>>7326608
when does the anime stop? or they summarize the whole thing?
>>
I'm afraid. Closet is too warm and comfy.
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>>7326595
i'm not particularly good at cooking, because i still live with my mom, also i don't own any rainbow thigh-highs and don't like bdsm or being bullied, but i would do everything for the person i love. other than that true.
>>
>tfw you looked like pookie's alpha older brother ever since you were 14
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>>7326609
>He won't leave you hanging.
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>>7326601
Honestly, it's been my big motivation to push forward with social transition. Ive been stalled since starting HRT, and since my boymode is starting to fail often at work with customers, Hourou Musuko gave me the motivation to start girlmoding more often.
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>be a miserable and lonely trans girl
>start new job in september
>there's this guy who is tall, good looking and smart
>way too popular with all the girls
>tell myself it'll never happen
>but keep thinking about him
>at the halloween work party
>we got drunk and he kissed me
>still haven't told anyone i'm trans
>we start dating and feel gulity
>came out to him over the weekend
>this is what he said to me yesterday
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>>7326588
vvvvvvvvv
>>7326608

>>7326613
it stops after she does the play and then some talk with her friends. Basically a happy end. iirc
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>>7326612
>French
>great at cooking
LMAO
M
A
O

pick one, frogs are disgusting
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>>7326619
Even if the pope was hung, God wouldn't leave the soul in there to hang around ;)
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>>7326608
Fucking do it girl, it's incredible.
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>>7326595
>Only nope is programming
Uuh these things just apply to mist people right?
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>>7326626
Greetings fellow Brit
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>>7326609
but i kinda want to kill myself, but i'm scared of the consequences and i could really need some help or i might actually do it.
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>>7326622
that's sweet, I guess...

>>7326624
I think I didn't reach that, or it passed by too far ago to remember.

>>7326628
unless he hanged himself.
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>>7326618
if anyone can name this trip, 10 points to gryffindor.
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>>7326618
y-you look like my ex ;~;

>>7326629
i'll do a marathon on it reading from mangafox this weekend
time 2 be depressed agaaaain
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>>7326618
>>7326639
the dark lady
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>>7326641
woooo~

>>7326640
your ex must have looked like a fag
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>>7326585
Pomf

>>7326525
>tfw no bf to tease me when I leak girldew

>>7326512
Korra!!

What are your thoughts on the church?
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>>7326636
Then I think you should get help!
>>7326638
The soul would have to travel to the final judgement, so no.
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>>7326639
>>7326641

>>7324525
>>7324538
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>>7326641
lad*
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>>7326651
I don't think anyone could help me, except for god, but i don't seem to get any help.
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>>7326651
Does a pope's soul travel in a bulletproof papamobile?
https://youtu.be/ShZEt7J5RNs
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managed to get AAs, denied E for at least 2 weeks, I feel like I failed
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>>7326651
don't souls remain in the body until the day of judgement? eventually someone else will take the body down before god cares about the soul.

>>7326666
>except for god, but i don't seem to get any help.
well, with those repeating numbers it's no surprise.
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>>7326600
Lmao, tru.
>>7326601
I thought that was finnish
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>>7326669

Hey, at least you got AAs.
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>>7326660
mean.
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>>7326669
2 weeks of only AAs is okay, you can see if you get an alergic reaction.
If you start both you'd have to stop both if that happened.

>>7326668
Actually, the papamobile is bulletproof so the pope doesn't shoot people, not the other way around.

>>7326674
no, it's a modern language like esperanto. but instead of being simplified latin it's even more complex russian.
william gibson uses it as a plot element in Spook Country.
>>
>>7326673
oh well. my parents also think satan made me trans. this sucks.
but i'll do my best not to harm anyone because of that. so i'll rather kill myself than to rob a bank to afford hormones.
>>
>>7326684
mean but tru
>>
>>7326690
still mean.
>>
>>7326669
it's progress!
>>
>>7326685
he might drag it out months, his entire argument against starting both was "aa might make you a little dizzy" and "gotta go slow since permanent stuff" that I want.
>>7326678
I feel sad
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>>7326646
he did look very feminine, called himself a femboy.
once said he wanted to be a grill as well, doesn't anymore.
>>
>>7326682
Hugg <3
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>>7326514
im a christian not a prophet.....but I think continuing down the trans road will go nowhere....you must learn to accept the body you were given.

if you sacrifice everything for the unatainable, you will be left with an illusion, and all the important things bartered away already.

I know you may want something, but is it worth ALL other things, to be sad, lonely, suicidal?

>>7326520
no future? Then do not complain about LGBT rights....you wont have a future, says you so why even bother pleasing you?
>>
>>7326682
you should be in my bed instead
>>
>>7326666
Just look at those quads. That's the enemy. He wants you to feel confused and sad.

But don't let him fool you. You are child of God, and he wants you to feel happy and empowered in a big way. Be proactive and seek help for yourself. Seeking answers and help is just a part of following Him. You can even go to church if you want to.
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>>7326712
>being a christcuck
lmao
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>tfw this is your fetish
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>>7326534
basque
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>>7326703
that might be bad, but 2 weeks to a months isn't crazy at all, if anything it's the better way to go.

>>7326715
would christ get mad if you take nature more in consideration than the rules of man?
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>>7326716
>having to pay a grave price for your sins
nuhuh ;)
>>
>>7326706
that's actually what I tried to confess to my friends around the time when I took those pics, but they laughed at me and called me gay
The next year, some guy bullied me while calling me a girl the whole time. It kinda forced me into deeper repression.
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>>7326719
>>
>>7326699
ends justify the mean(s)

also nice double doubles pham
>>
>>7326727
>implying there is a single god
>implying the gods care much about human affairs

lmao
>>
>>7326729
Kek
>>
>>7326726
Christ isn't the type to get that mad, but I'm sure he can appreciate nature just as you can. He's the engineer of it after all. The rules of man don't carry much weight, but they need to be respected.
>>
>>7326724
true, basque is the tranny of spanish

>>7326719
>tfw this is your fetish
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>tfw wanna be a Justice of the Peace but the cool professors I know live right outside the city bounds so they can't recommend me
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>>7326712
i am sad, lonely, suicidal, because i'm not a girl.
i just want to be a real girl with a beautiful voice to sing in church. but i doubt that such a miracle would happen.

>>7326715
i'm too scared to leave the house i hate my body and i don't want to be seen and the people in church do not want me either.
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>>7326558
but if they arm me i'll just an hero with the gun
>>7326595
>tfw 5/6
>tfw if I bought the rainbow thigh highs instead of the blue ones i'd be 6/6
memes are real
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are AGPhiles welcome here
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>>7326734
You'll find that there is just one God, the Christian one specifically. Now will you be laughing your ass off when you find that out? I don't think so. :)
>>
>>7326739
so it's cool to selfmed, cool.

>>7326750
you guys have your own general.
>>
>>7326739
And we all know what kind of engineer...

A bunch of engineers are sitting around at a party, discussing the nature of the God, and who designed women.

The mechanical engineer states that God must also be a mechanical engineer because "if you look at all the pulleys and levers that drive the body, how the tendons and muscles and bones all work together, well, it's just amazing."

The chemical engineer says that no, God has to be a chemical engineer because "if you look at all the chemical processes that drive the body, how the hormones and the brain and the glands and everything else all interact, well, it's just astounding."

The electrical engineer says that no, God has to be an electrical engineer because "if you look at the circuitry of the body, how the thousands upon millions of nerve cells transmit signals from one part to another, well, it boggles the mind."

The civil engineer speaks up last of all and says, no, God is definitely a civil engineer, because "only a civil engineer would run a sewer through a playground. "
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>>7326752
lmao
if there is a single god and he is that much of a twat he should be the one in hell
>>
>>7326746
I know it's tough, but there are people who will help you the moment you call on them. They will not turn you away.
>>
>>7326732
I won't say you're wrong; you confirmed for me that I look pretty similar to how I did when I was 14, so I'm just gonna stay in boymode for a little while longer.

This is a sincere thank-you.

>>7326595
>>are good at programming
nope
>>are good at cooking
nope
>>own rainbow thigh-highs
yes, but I never wear them
>>are extremely submissive and like being bullied
lol
>>pray for death on a daily basis
not really
>>listen to electro music
I don't enjoy electro, but I like similar genres.
>>
>>7326753
Whatever twisted logic you want to use, use.
>>7326758
You sound just like Satan. It's uncanny.
>>7326757
tl;dr
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>>7326759
how could anyone help me? words won't do anything and they can't turn me into a girl or take my anxiety away.
>>
>>7326761
>2/6 at a stretch
not trutrans detected, stop transitioning
>>
>>7326757
Hehe
>>
>>7326765
The concept of a single god makes no sense. Plus, half the bible was written by a dude high off shrooms.
>>
>>7326761
you sound autistic af tbqh
also you don't look 14, i'd say you look 22
>>
>>7326773
ily oryx
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True and only trutrans test:

At what age did you start sitting down to pee?
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>>7326765
>You sound like Satan
Oh, so you hear that guy as well. Let me guess. You also have "conversations" with the Easter Bunny, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and that honest used cars salesman.
>>
>>7326772
I used to pray for death, but I'm genuinely hopeful.

and I do like being bullied from time to time. I'd say this is a new trait.
>>
I want to hug Carol
>>
>>7326788
LMAO

CFH, you are one of my favourite trips
>>
>>7326774
i kinda think of god as a programmer who created some sort of evolutionary algorithm and we're all just AIs living in that program. compared to god we are probably just as stupid as the AI in our video games and stuff, but it must be fun to watch how everything evolves over millions of years (or maybe just minutes in god time).
Well or maybe it's just depressing, like creating an AI, because you're lonely and want to get loved, but the AI instead denies your existence and does stupid stuff.
>>
>>7326739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSZ4tSoumNk

Trannies are demons. Get purging
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goodnight girls, lets hope tomorrow's threads are better than today's..
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>>7326793
Aww
I wanna hugg you too <3
>>7326795
autism
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>>7326761
Fyi I doxxed you this morning
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>>7326798
slaap lekker sertii
i hope so too.
>>
>>7326798
goodnight
>>
>>7326798
don't you believe in god? or are you talking about the aids stuff?
>>
what if god is actually a cute girl and not a man with a beard
>>
>>7326801
>Not doxxing me
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>>7326806
im god uwu
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>>7326809
god eats meat, lauren
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>>7326809
hugg renren
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>>7326796
Hey, I've passed as human perfectly ever since I had surgery to get my horns removed.
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>>7326472
Whoops
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>>7326811
no i don't
>>7326812
hugg
>>
>>7326783
lol you don't understand
my face changed a lot between 14 and 16, so the fact that I even look remotely similar is a relief, even if I look older. That was around the time when people would say that me and my sister would look like identical twins if I grew my hair out.
>>
>>7326807
You don't have anything I want
>>
>>7326814
>dadlegs
>dadthighs
>grandfather's feet
Oh boy
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>>7326806
Actually, god is a sassy black woman. Movies can't lie!
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>>7326817
>>
doxxers are mean :(
>>
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>>7326595
>>are good at programming
Not at all...

>>are good at cooking
Yes! I'm a really good cook ^~^

>>own rainbow thigh-highs
Nope

>>are extremely submissive and like being bullied
Uhhm yeah
(._. )

>>pray for death on a daily basis
Lately yeah

>>listen to electro music
Yeah but I listen to P much all kinds of music
>>
>>7326826
i'm feeling bad for you. you're so pathetic, trying to feel powerful :c
>>
>>7326826
who is that?
>>
>>7326825
>Scandinavian
>Heterosexually active
Does not compute.
>>
>>7326820
Male pueberty lol.
>>
>>7326813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1SV0LInE-s
>>
>>7326829
Charlotte aka Rocky Dennis with a jewfro
>>
is an MRI the one with the magnet?
will they make me get naked?
>>
>>7326841
just get naked anyway to be sure
>>
>tfw been complimented on my legs many times

Fucking hug boxers
>>
>>7326841
no
swallow a penny before you go, it's good luck
>>
>>7326238
Mormons don't care how you dress if you are visiting. Jeans and a t-shirt is fine.
>>7326595
Programming:Check, I know python, bash, and perl, Not very good at it though.
Cooking:Check
Rainbow thigh-highs:Nope
Submissive:Nope
Pray for death:Nope
Electro music: Check
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>>7326845
>go bike shopping
>every person trying to fit you for a bike comments on how long your legs are
>>
>>7326595
4/6 planning on learning programming and buying rainbow thigh highs though
>>
men who don't grow beards are cucks
>>
>>7326845
I don't see anything obviously wrong with them senpai
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>>7326750
I hope I am
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>>7326854
i look like a withering 19th century russian writer when i have a beard though
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>>7326847
Im gonna wear a skirt!!

>>7326851
Tfw no bf to wrap legs around also precum penis

>>7326857
But anon was mean to me! ,_,
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*Sass eats a McRib
>>
>>7326868
What kind of skirt?
>>7326869
McRibs are so good.
>>
>>7326837
never heard of her
>>
>>7326837
rocky dennis with a jew fro, an eating disorder, crippling autism and terrible taste in music*
>>
>>7326869
More like MCrip
>>
>>7326868
I think it was memes senpai
>>
>>7326869
sass, you forgot to paint your nails pretty colours
>>
>tfw you punch your friend for saying you have BDD

Feels great
>>
>>7326875
>>7326868
skirt suggestions for resident skeleton?
>>
>>7326876
>her
this hugbox/laura/susan's 2.0/plebit madness must stop
>>
>>7326854
You know how retarded this statement is?
So your daddy trump is a cuck?
>>
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>>7326875
But with white socks

>>7326883
You mememe?

>>7326888
Something really long or really short
>>
>>7326887
ANGIE
>>
>>7326869
don't eat meat
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>>7326854
I never grew a beard
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11767097
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>>7326896
But meat is tasty
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>>7326895
What?
>>
>>7326875
I know right!

>>7326878
Rip in peace piggu, ur life was short but tasty
>>
>>7326854
How can you say that about daddy?
>>
>>7326894
I don't know much about cloths ;_;
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>>7326901
Get in the corner
>>
>>7326719
Oh...oh my.
>>
>>7326896
Do mcribs even count as meat?
>>
i like this autist oryx but other autists like elanna, quid, oddish, bexe should mcfucking kys themselves
>>
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I've had worse afternoons.
>>
i am going to work and i look like a man
>>
>>7326899
C is the true and pure language
>>7326854
beards just look bad on some people though
>>
>>7326913
I'm glad I upset you
>>
>>7326558

Why not arm both?
>>
>>7326914
You won't believe I'm me
>>
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I cross-referenced this on /g/ and C seems like the clear choice for any aspiring debutante
>>7326899
I cross-referenced this on /g/ and C seems like the clear choice for any aspiring debutante.
Apparently the easier and newer languages are not as appreciated, perhaps because a true lady should stick to tried and true "proper" language
>>
>>7326558
What if I become a cop as a tranny? Does my quantity of arms change?
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>>7326909
Why?
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>>7326719
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>>7326916
mind if I ask why?

honest question.
>>
>>7326885
> Tfw boymode
>>
>>7326912
what's wrong with bexe?
>>
>>7326928
Hi :)
>>
>>7326887
>friend punches you back
>boob
>wtf cybas's old name
>>7326897
that's cuz ur a girl
>>7326893
daddy is 70
luv daddy
>>7326894
you've changed a lot since i last saw you!
>>7326915
like girls.
>>7326915
isn't rust better
>>7326914
u look like a girl
>>7326923
some police department would love to have you as a diversity / lgbt helper
>>
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>>7326913
fixed for accuracy
>>
>>7326908
Go clothes shopping! =3
>>
>>7326919
you still havent timestamped. i dont want to get catfished.. ive sent you p lewd stuff before
>>
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>>7326912
Your tears are delicious

>>7326936
I'm a man
>>
>>7326928
I saw an opportunity when you posted your username and then found you

You left an opening. I took it.
>>
am i an autist
>>
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>>7326936
Still the same
>>
>>7326937
Nice, kiwi
>>
>>7326794

CFH is #1.
>>
>>7326947
clearly
>>
>>7326921
https://youtu.be/1S1fISh-pag
>>
>dispatched
woo
hope Mummy May doesn't confiscate it
>>
>>7326952
:(
>>
>>7326888
Anything Floofy and puffs out. just above your knees is a good length.
>>7326894
Nice.
>>7326903
Any kind of rib sandwich is awesome desu.
>>7326908
Read fashion articles.
>>7326912
I can't help but think that every time someone says mcfucking; Ronald McDonald knows, and it's like praising god or some other god praising.
>>
>>7326931
- autist
- AGP
- transbian
- ERPs as yuri characters a lot
- autist
- literally programs for a living
- chris chan level of creepy
- autist
- autist
>>
>>7326947
I've heard eating grilled chicken or some nice tasty veil cures it
>>
>>7326944
Not cool anon.
>>
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>>7326934
hi

>>7326944
no, why you're glad you upset me
>>
>>7326960
but meat is murder
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>>7326912

>>7326958
Nicu

>>7326959
Hmm...

>>7326961
Sassy Pantsu!
>>
>>7326950
Thanks, Jocelyn
>>
>>7326961
Bitch your just lucky pol isn't here

>>7326963
Because I like upsetting people. That's it
>>
i dont like meanies :(
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>>7326959
what's wrong with me?
>>
>>7326955
I am sorry, that's what the test results said
>>
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>>7326953
>c was once the efficient, fast high level program go-to
w-wew lad
>>
>>7326947
much better than the girl looking up people's facebook to get attention.

>>7326959
>- literally programs for a living
I kek'd irl
but the first five are the same thing. i don't get the creepy, I was expecting to know what irk you more than a list things that are pressent in her posts.
>>
>>7326963
Sorry you've had to deal with everything that's going on...
How are you?

>>7326970
Same

>>7326969
You're*
>>
>>7326943
no ur not, you are a real girl.
>>7326949
did you start get e or something
>>7326964
bet meat is delicious
>>7326967
yeah you look different
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>>7326944
Now look what you did. You upset the autist.
Shame on you!
>>
What's binding like. I plan to stay in boymode for a while on HRT and need to be sure in case my breasts grow too quickly.
>>
>>7326959
Oh oh do me next please!
>>
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>>7326969
>Bitch your just lucky pol isn't here
why?
because they'd post a lot and we'd have to wait 30 mins in youtube for them to leave?

>>7326977
no, no, her lucky.
>>
>>7326913
fuck off
>>
>>7326983
I don't think you have to be autistic to be upset that someone doxxed you.
>>
oryx is an old grandma
>>
>>7326969
>Bitch your just lucky pol isn't here
i'm here, i'm just on a break from bullying sass
>>
>>7326889
Charlotte sounds like a girl though
>>
>>7326992
but it's a hate crime if you do it to someone with autism.

>>7326993
I don't agree, but from certain angles she looks a lot like my mom and it's creepy.
>>
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>>7326979
18 months. Confidence more so

>>7326993
>>
>>7326936
i dislike all the meme programming languages i see on /g/ (Rust, Go, etc.) but I've never used them so I can't say
>>7326947
no ur a girl
>>7326969
ooo spooky /pol/ so scary
>>
>>7326969
well, I guess that's not surprising
>Bitch your just lucky pol isn't here
I know.

>>7326977
I've been doing ok. Overall happier, but still have some eh swings. Hbu?

>>7326991
what did I do to you?
>>
>>7326987
can i do you?
>>
>>7326941
uwu

Well you've posted my stuff here before
>>
>>7326975
I'm pretty sure most of /mtfg/ has never written a line of code in any of the other languages mentioned in that song. Except maybe in Basic. (Of course, this is when Syndie comes in and says she's used *all* of those...)
>>
>>7326992
Are you retarded? He posted his pics here that means he literally doxxed himself.
>>
>>7326969
>le /pol/ is scary meme
It's basically /r9k/ with nazi LARPing, dude.
>>
>>7326971
How's your degree going in retail studies lol
>>
>>7326995
I want to believe it was preteding to be a triggered anti hugboxer.

>>7326994
smoke break?

>>7327011
do they actually dress up and go outside to play their roles?
>>
>>7326896
It's my first meat meal in like 3 weeks.

>>7326969
Pol sucks my McDicc for a snack.

>>7326958
I know! I eat subway's rib sandwich when no McRib


>>7326967
Orix <3
>>
>>7327011
Nazis with foam swords and cheap satin gowns, you mean?
>>
>>7327009
>he literally doxxed himself
>doxxed himself

wut
>>
>>7327014
>smoke break?
i don't smoke, drink or do any form of drugs - it's too degenerate for me

i was actually masturbating to anime
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>>7327013
Lol it's going good but I'm off today

>>7326979
Nuh uh I proved that I'm a man earlier today
>>
>>7327017
and they do rock paper scissor to see if they get to throw each other to the pretend gas chamber?

>>7327022
I've heard that if you get fit you feel okay masturbating to more attractive anime characters.
>>
>>7327022
what did you masturbate to? post link pls
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>>7327020
YOU POSTED PICS HERE = YOU DOXXED YOURSELF.

Moron.
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>>7326958
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>cuck
>cuck
>tfw bullied my brother into growing a beard
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i feel more comfortable sleeping on the ground in my living room than in my bed ;-;
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>>7327030
i miss bullying people saying ishigidigy.
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>>7327007
>basic
whut, why would we have written in that? I could see some people having tried their hands on assembly just out of curiosity tho, it's still relevant.
But yeah, all of those are pretty oldschool and/or hardcore
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>>7327026
mtfg should organise a group masturbation night where we all read the same smut and masturbate
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chesticles
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>>7327027
it's not doxxing when you post your own pics
that's like saying someone raped theirself
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>>7327030
If anything that makes him more of a cuck
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>>7327036
A la Grant Morrison?

>>7327034
Isn't basic used to teach begginers?
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>>7327040
he beat me up tho
it was hot
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>>7327026
it's images saved on my computer, mostly of cute, authoratitive figures looking down and calling me a loser

sometimes i masturbate to kurisu though, just to stick it to elanna
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>>7327042
>Isn't basic used to teach begginers?
sure, 20 years ago.
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i wanna join a shoegaze band one day
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>>7327039
Are you genuinely retarded? Whether someone doxxes you directly or you doxxes yourself indirectly it's still doxxing.
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>>7326990
My lucky

>>7327003
Well my overall average happiness is much higher, but things are pretty sad right now, hopefully not for long.
Sounds like we are at about the same point lol

>>7327004
u-umm anon what are you asking?
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>>7327047
it was used in my school in 2012. I immediately quit the class
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>>7326988
Nice music. Shoegaze is pretty good.
>>7326996
Lol, is it really?
>>7327009
Are you victim blaming anon. I thought you were better then that. Doxxing people is still a shitty thing to do to them even if they make it easy.
>>7327015
BBQ restaurants have really good rib sandwiches, but I usually go for the brisket when I'm at an actual BBQ place.
>>7327027
Unless they posted the information themselves; they didn't doxx themselves. You're not to bright are you.
>>7327031
Cold floors are the best to sleep on.
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>>7327044
did you suck his dick to make amends?
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>>7327036
But we don't like the same things

I'm not going to touch myself to cocks, and you don't want to read about slowly inevitably becoming a girl against your will
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>>7327045
Are you sure you're not imagining me as kurisu? I make that mistake sometimes

>>7327034
Basic is still a thing, Microsoft shat their version of it out years ago and we've been trying to recover ever since.
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>>7327047
I learned all my coding from Golden Boy.
And also how to swim.

>>7327049
nah, doxxing implies some kind of effort.
It's like the difference between someone breaking into your house to steal and you leaving the door open.

>>7327050
Sounds like an add for Lucky Strikes.

>>7327057
maybe?
we don't have those here. if you beat someone up it's the same crime, unless it's a tranny or inmigrant, then there's no crime.
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>>7326971
nothing. youre literally perfect !
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>>7327063
i thought you were kurisu
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>>7327057
>Cold floors are the best to sleep on.
ikr!
>>7327057
>Nice music. Shoegaze is pretty good.
Shoegaze has been the soundtrack of my dysphoria for some time now. I'm just discovering japanese shoegaze
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>>7327050
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>>7327066
>literally cannot contain her gay for elanna
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>>7327034
They don't use basic in elementary schools anymore? But yeah, by the time they taught us that crap and Logo, I already knew assembly. The turtle robot used with Logo was a fun toy, though.
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>>7327057
>Unless they posted the information themselves
They did. That's what your tiny hugboxing hon brain fails to get.
>You're not to bright are you.
>to
Neither are you, it seems.
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>>7327030
It's not like enough bundles exist already right?
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>>7326949

From the thumbnail, you look boyish.
Closer up, you look girly.
Grow your hair out.
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>>7327066
have you been pokemaning lately?

>>7327062
What about a story where the feminization includes being forced into liking dicks? that way straight girls can just fap at the pictures.
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>>7327063
>Are you sure you're not imagining me as kurisu?
sometimes

sexual degradation by proxy is the best i can do when you live all the way up there in the great white
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>>7327078
Numales*
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>>7327065
I learned how to program from SE
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>>7327050
all of my irl relationships are pretty nice. I'm just glad this whole fiasco isn't as bad as it could be
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>>7327065
>nah, doxxing implies some kind of effort.
Quit pulling shit out of your. ass.

Here's the official definition:
>doxx (third-person singular simple present doxxes, present participle doxxing, simple past and past participle doxxed): (slang, Internet) To publish personal information (of an individual) on the Internet.
And what did they do? They did exactly that. They went and posted their own data and pictures THEMSELVES, therefore they DOXXED themselves.
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>>7327048

Shoegaze seems like it would be pretty chill to play.
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>>7327060
m-maiby
>>7327082
numales are disgusting
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>>7327062
>you don't want to read about slowly inevitably becoming a girl against your will
Idk I used to be into that kinda stuff

>>7327072
I generate a field that makes everyone around me gayer

>>7327068
Me too

>>7327066
Hugg sophie!

>>7327081
>sexual degradation by proxy is the best i can do when you live all the way up there in the great white
I'm really glad to know that you're sexually degrading me, I'm into that desu
>>
am i gay
>>
>make silly video for fun
>5 hours to export
>4+ hours to upload
goddamnit

>>7327087
yeah, that internet definition you googled is super legit and much more veridic than whatever anyone says. aproved by the government and cambridge I'm sure.
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>>7327095

There's a chance.
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>>7327097
what are the odds
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>>7327095
Lauren is an important homosexual
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>>7327072
no homo tho
for real tho, I am having a terrible week and next week isnt going to be better, for some reason my brain reacts with giving out affection, and that goes to the people that deserve it most, so naturally elanna gets a lot!

>>7327080
yes. I LOVE pokemon, dont get to play a lot, still on third island and it released like a week ago

>>7327093
Hugg elann!
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>>7327070
I listened to quiet a bit of shoegaze in high school.
>>7327076
You done figured me out anon. Where'd you learn your great deductive skillz? Want to be my tutor?
>>7327091
You need a lot of effects pedals to get it right though.
>>7327087
I'm pretty sure one of the reqs is to not be the person that your publishing. Then it's just sharing your information.
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>>7327103
uwu
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>>7327093
>I generate a field that makes everyone around me gayer
I now know who to blame when coming out to my parents
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im really proud of how far hugg has gotten desu
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>>7327099

33⅓%
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>>7327105
I'm on the second island. I've had to work a lot, and work on moving out.
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>>7327106

>tfw only one pedal

That's enough for a bassist, right?
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>>7327057
Of fuck yeah, but barbacue places are a whole other level! Pulled pork yummy!
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hugg has gone too far

we're wasting too many 'g's
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>>7327071
O-ohh umm...
You see, the thing is, I have a girlfriend.
And even if I didn't I don't just do that stuff readily.

>>7327084
That's fair.
Yeah I mean it was an unexpected slip up but it's made me cautious again about my privacy / security here.
I removed + blocked almost everyone from my Skype that I don't know irl because my Skype account name has part of my real name in it so I'm just using discord for talking to people from here now.
Can't be too safe

>>7327113
Hugg Lauren
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>>7327119
the fuck else we gonna do with all our 'g's?
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why does elanna post so much?
I though xhe was a normie
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>>7327124
she is cis and wants to rub it in our faces
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>>7327123

Smoke 'em, nigga.
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>>7327119
HugGgGs u
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>>7327123
use them for fugg
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>>7327121
i know. i still wish i could kiss you, though. good night.
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>>7327117
Depends on the pedal. phasers and flangers can get you round abouts the sound you want, but you should still get more pedals to get a more layered sound. Reverb and delay pedals are a must too. Also learn how to set distortion out of usual line to get weird sounds. I used software to get my effects chain so it's cheap.
>>7327118
I'm not much of a fan of pork, but it is good.
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>>7327121
oh, I just fucked up by using the same username for my fb as I do with everything else. I'm usually pretty careful about not linking things around.
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>>7327129
Friendly reminder that only one marijuanas turned elanna trans.
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>>7327087
lmao are you still going on about this

posting pictures of yourself are not doxxing yourself

posting pictures of anyone is not doxxing them

don't be dumb
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>>7327140
If only she had listened to the warnings...
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>>7327114
45keks

>>7327048
Me too
https://soundcloud.com/rainpaints/the-sun-goes-down-demo
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>>7327140
:S
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>>7327124
That's a very good question, anon. Why *does* Elanna post here so much?

Perhaps she's just fond of us.
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>>7327142
>>7327144
Apparently Emily has fallen for it too [according to a bread from yesterday]. The tragedy continues.
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>>7327124
I'm not a normie lol

>>7327108
Please tell them the 4chan tranny made you a girl

>>7327105
Awe I don't deserve your sad affection ;_;
Sup tho

>>7327145
I'm a hopeless addict desu
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>>7327143
>>7327048
Wanna form a mtfg shoegaze band? I can keyboard, guitar, and vocals. Although I hate doing vocals.
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>>7327136

It's just a bass distortion. Putting reverb or delay on a bass sounds like it could get super muddy.
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>>7327134
Goodnight "anonymous" :)

>>7327138
Yeah I just wanted to reevaluate to make sure I was locked down on all fronts as well.
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>>7327150
>I'm a hopeless addict desu
Except it's 4chan this time.

Once an addict, always an addict, eh?
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>>7327153
It can. Put set the release really short. It gives it a nice sound. Plus there is nothing wrong with playing slower to get a more atmospheric sound. putting the distortion after the delay can give you a cool wooshing sound, and depending on the distortion it will either be really warm or crunchy.
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>>7327156
mmh
totally fair
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Herro? Where's new bread?
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>>7327158
Yeah, I'm always just gonna be addicted to something I think ;_;
Maybe I should just smoke weed or something
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>>7326401
I read this when it was new. what's the name again?
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>>7327151
Hardest part is finding a good drummer. I could play or sing but drums ehh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv3F4dXEqQY
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>>7327186
>>7327186
>>7327186
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>>7327172
I know you think I'm just an AI shitpost bot, but your posts really make me smile and you're the only one who understands my degenerate humour. I <3 I
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