/mtfg/ - train general

I like trains.

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Leave it to Elanna to make the lewdest edition I've ever seen.

That's a Dutch flag :O

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holy crap i feel bad
what are the easiest ways to get blades
like what household stuff

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>>7323761

god i hate trying to help stupid people

>>7323767
That is because you have autism, which also causes your dysphoria.

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>>7323761
Nth 4 teases r bad people

So I bought hormones off of QHI last month and they were shipped on the 4th of November, but they still haven't arrived yet.
What should I do?
It's been 18 Business days and they said around 15 Business days for arrival.
I am starting to get worried.

I live in Australia btw.
I know it's silly but I've heard from people it takes around 15 days, sometimes a couple extra.
Bit paranoid.
When should I worry, and if it comes to that point, what should I do? Just for future reference.

I don't know what to do if I don't get the hormones, and I am really depressed enough.

If they don't arrive, I'll have to wait till after the Holidays to order another batch, then wait another month and a half for it to arrive

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>SUPLEX THE THREAD

>>7323773
>being this mad

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>tfw sometimes just feel like a gay boy

anyone esle??? if its weird i was just kidding

>>7323777
>what should I do?
shoot them an email

>>7323771
If you go to sleep, i'll leave a blade next to your pillow.

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>>7323777
theyll arrive
i and plenty of other aus i know have ordered off qhi and sometimes it really does take an awful while
i think a friend had to wait a month once
itll end up ok, just keep waiting

>>7323776
fuckin beanboy trying to brag about ugly ass crossdressers again LMAO

>>7323779
take care of yourself anon, no one else will

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>>7323781
>tfw sometimes feel like a gay boy that went too far
>tfw people laugh at you when you say you're a boy

>>7323787
this isn't news to me

>>7323781
i feel like i'd find more self-worth in being a gay boy
like, straight guys are always gonna find me ugly, gay guys might think i'm a cute boy ._.

>>7323765
Are you talking about that anon?
>>7323772
You made my day 10 times better.
>>7323773
Then don't try and help them once they show their stupidity.
>>7323777
contact them. Or just wait a bit longer.
>>7323784
That's cute.

>>7323784
u better not be lying to me anon
almost as if its a ploy to make me not self harm by making me fall asleep :v

>>7323781
Naw I feel that way sometimes but then I remember I dont like anything about guys except for dick.
cuteboys are perfect though.

>>7323794
I wouldn't try and trick you into not self harming.*

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>>7323788
its OK to be gay

>>7323792
lol true, guess i just want to help too much

>>7323794
do you not have any shaving razors in your house or something

>>7323785
But it's close to the Christmas holidays.
I was told that during the holidays, you are less likely to receive the package at all. Even after.

Though they could have meant purchasing during the holidays. I don't remember.

>>7323799
no

>>7323792
>>7323798
>Then don't try and help them once they show their stupidity.
anon here
this is actually pretty good advice

literally just ignore me, i'm practically screaming 'lost cause'

I can't want to live in Glasgow for 6 months aaaaa

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>>7323786
Why are u standards so fucking high.
What do you consider attractive cuck

>>7323802
maybe a bottle you can break or something?

>>7323806
goodmorning Bjorg =)

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>>7323788
Be gay with me Elanna.

>>7323798
Can't help those that don't want it. think of yourself as the kings advisor. Your advise is useful but the ultimate decision ends with the king.

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https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSW--QRNg1w


Now that I lie on the brink. Able to take hrt. I don't want to.

I can't do it. I can't kill him. I can't kill me.

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>>7323788
>tfw girls nervously giggle in your presence

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>>7323806
How did you find me

>>7323814
you're not killing anyone you're just gradually changing your body over a long period of time to become much more comfortable with yourself

>>7323807
you a disgusting beta bitch and anyone who allows you to touch them has no standards and probably stds LOL YOU JUST LIKE MEN BOI

>>7323813
tru tru, but dont refer to the anons as 'king' the last thing they need is an ego

>>7323814
it's a slow process
you aren't gonna be killing shit for a while
may as well get started now so you don't regret wasting time if you transition later

>>7323810
Hi Nessie

>>7323816
Heh nice
I mostly meant to see Trashy more but we can hang out :^)

>>7323819
Anything but an absolute ruler doesn't fit the analogy though. Their ego is their problem.

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>>7323797
Nobody ever said otherwise, it's defo ok to be gay
But maybe I was an effeminate gay boy with too much self hate to do stuff with guys without being a girl
But then it bothers me deeply to not look like and be seen as a girl.

I guess I'm just insane, but that's practically a synonym for trans.

>>7323811
I like boys thoughhhh
Especially qt boys that choked me within the past few hours

>>7323815
Why the nervous giggles?

>>7323819
the last thing i'm going to build is an ego
i'm literally human garbage, and a word on a mongolian magnet website isn't gonna change that

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>>7323818
Umad white boi?

I got head from a cute girl tonight lol probably gonna fuck her tomorrow, what did you do?

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>>7323823
I think being insane is actually a mandatory requirement.

>>7323822
i see it more as trying to explain to a child why they should do their homework and not eat worms, in one ear and out the other

>>7323821
Hey Byork >=D I have something very important to tell you!

>>7323825
""""""""""""""cute""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""girl"""""""""""""""

just admit youre a fag you bottom of the barrel chaser chavez

>>7323827
W-well go ahead I guess

beanboy has fucking issues

>>7323821

the ginger chick from brave is Best didney Princess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>7323831
no way

>>7323829
I've fucked grown ass men.
Im secure in MY sexuality boo can u say the same?

>>7323826
Soo then am I a girl or am I just a gay guy that's a bit crazy?

>>7323835
lol youve just said all that needs to be said you ugly faggot

>>7323832
Oh no you fucking didn't
FUCK YOU
I am holding back so fucking much right now I want to go on an autistic rant so bad >:(

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>>7323825
beanboy and his cute girls

>>7323827
Still doesn't work because them being a child implies that you have some potential to control what they do. If you are the king or queen you are the head of the household and even your parents must obey you. They have absolute and complete control over their house.

>>7323839
is this the pinnacle of woman?

>>7323775

...that is my greatest fear. It's just...it's so possible...

>>7323838
ok ok im sorry im sorry, i just thought it would be funny.
are you ok? probably should have asked that first

>>7323836
realistically, the latter

>>7323839
If theres anything worse than a chaser its a chaser that has absolutely zero standards. Any man in a wig will do!

>>7323777
The 15 days promise is pretty much meaningless, but they will come eventually, and the next time you'll know how long it'll take

>>7323845
I'm alright
I just don't even like people saying that shit as a joke
It's just so fucking dumb reee
Also doctor in 23 hours aaaa

>>7323840
so, microscopic lifeform, literally just floating around and being alive?

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>>7323836
You're just a girl tbqh desu.

>>7323851
oh sorry, didnt mean to make you feel stressed or anything, damn youre making more progress on hrt than me! anyway hope you're ok, and sorry, didnt realise it would be that bad

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>>7323846
Maybe
Functionally it's not like they're that different

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>>7323839
You stop that
Stop that bullshit right now i fucking mean it
>>7323837
What? That im bisexual?

>>7323853
Wait what? I should probably stop using metaphors to explain things here.
>>7323851
What's a matter with the ginger from brave? She’s no where near the best, but what absolutely disqualifies her in your opinion?

Anyone have movie suggestions?

>>7323858
Eh I'm not really making any progress yet lol I'm just tryna figure out what my feelings even are concerning the whole tranny thing
At least you're sure about being one

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>>7323860
Or what? Faggot

>>7323860
you blow at dirty texting too fuck youre pathetic

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>>7323860
come to bed sweetie

Great now I'm depressed and worried I'm going to fuck myself over again

>>7323862
THE FACT THAT BRAVE IS NOT A FUCKING DISNEY MOVIE
IT'S A PIXAR MOVIE WHICH IS AN E N T I R E L Y DIFFERENT STUDIO THAN THE DISNEY ANIMATION STUDIOS
THEY'RE OWNED BY THE SAME PARENT COMPANY BUT PIXAR FLICKS AREN'T DISNEY MOVIES
SO CROWNING MERIDA A DISNEY PRINCESS IS RETARDED
ESPECIALLY WHEN FUCKING ANNA ISN'T A DISNEY PRINCESS

>>7323870
you have a lot to be depressed about desu

>>7323859
>Functionally
What do you mean?

>>7323873
Aren't you a bit old to be arguing about kids movies?

>>7323869
ahahahahahahhaha

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>>7323869
gah

>>7323862
ok i guess, but U get what i mean, it actually fits quite well

>>7323863
well it gets easier to understand over time, and it goes best when you're honest with yourself.
btw the waiting list in england can take years, youre probably going to be ahead of me =)

>>7323873
>sperging out about a disney movie

>>7323869
POTION SELLER

>>7323878
There is no such thing
Also they're family movies that's what makes Disney Disney
HOWEVER, I would like to state again that Brave is not a Disney movie and should not be treated as such.

>>7323883
Oh wow years, that sucks ;_;
Are you self medding?

>>7323884
>disney
Now you're just trying to make me angry
You're succeeding

>>7323862
because she isnt disney, she's pixar or something

Is there worth it to live life as Tran? My gf keeps telling me I pass but when I just looked at my pictures I think I see a >>7323877
>Is there worth it to live life as Tran? My gf keeps telling me I pass but when I just looked at my pictures I think I see a bof manly hon and not a gorl and idk it makes me wanna kill myself I wish I hadn't been born why'd life have to be like this to me,
bof manly hon and not a gorl and idk it makes me wanna kill myself I wish I hadn't been born why'd life have to be like this to me,

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>>7323885
>beanerboy's next sexual conquest

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i think she's kinda cute

>>7323889
Whoops post come out a little funny I'm drunk sorry

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>>7323886
I would be, if i had any money and wanst dirt poor paying for my giant families damn christmas presents!!!!!
im very unhappy about not being able to fucking trasition already!

>>7323870
What happened? Was it what I said to you earlier?
>>7323873
That makes sense.
>>7323883
I get what you mean, It was just kind of random.
>>7323884
>>7323878
Sorry that was my fault.
>>7323887
I gathered that from Bjorgfist's cruise controlled spiel on the topic.
>>7323890
The hair on that man arouses me.

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>>7323864
Oi that's not cool.
I fucked up by posting that but i mean c'mon lad learn about the limitations of banter before you attempt it you spineless snitch
>>7323867
No.
I fucking don't.
>>7323869
Why do u go after her and not me?
Does she pass better than you?
Lol.

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>>7323876
On the one hand I could have a female brain.
On the other hand I could just be an extremely feminine gay man goes out of their way to alter their body to be feminine. At a certain point if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it's functionally a duck

>>7323857
I'm not sure a girl would unironically call themselves a fag though

I'm glad I will never be this retarded. >>7323898

>>7323895
;_; yeah that sucks
I need to buy some presents for our 5th of December holiday as well but I don't know what to get because I don't ever talk to my family anymore lmao

>>7323897
Thanks! :)

>>7323897
im english, we are the world leaders of metaphors and dry humour.

>>7323823
I guess they see me struggling to pass

>>7323899
I've started to think that too after starting HRT
I think I might be fine just presenting as a guy while taking hormones

>>7323898
you think she passes huh

>>7323904
lol, iktf, the part of my family that im close to have all agreed that we wont be getting each other gifts unless we find something that they would really like, its just the 'rest' of my family that i am obligated to pay for

>>7323904
You're Welcome.
>>7323905
I'm American, but I grew up in an Italian family. Everything was a metaphor.

>>7323914
lol, true, we're also the land of stereotypes

>>7323912
Luckily we only do it with the close part of the family, so I only have to spend an agreed upon €7.50 per person, which is manageable.

>>7323911
You haven't even seen her or any of her pictures, these are not all the same girl lol

>>7323919
half brother and sisters that i lived with for the worst year of my life, im 'obligated' to buy them shit...
woo

>>7323917
Could you give me an example of this? I have a feeling I'll get a laugh from what you'll tell me.
>>7323919
I need to shop gifts... And I'm trying to save money. I hope my siblings don't mind me being cheap this year.

Reminder that cute boys can be on hormones and wear cute clothes and have cute boobs and blush
It's only natural

Why does beanboy feel the need to brag about his sex life on a tranny thread?

What's his endgame?

>>7323927
mass genocide

>>7323924
It really shouldn't be about the price of the gifts, just put some thoughts into it and they'll be fine I hope.

>>7323923
That's pretty shit. Was the year that bad because of them or for another reason?

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I'm gonna delay hrt till New Years. If I'm not feeling back to normal by then

I have a lot of alcohol to get through this holiday season and it's a good excuse.

>>7323927
Get memed around enough one of you actually let's me stick it in.
It works.
Fuck you it works.
I don't fucking know how or why but it just fucking does.

And you know it.

>>7323923
I thought I convinced you not to buy gifts for them since they treated you like shit?

>>7323767
Asdf movies?

>>7323932
Do it now, you'd probably still not have effects by then anyways

AAAHHHH, why won't last.fm work properly.
>>7323927
He may be trying to fuck us all, and he thinks trannies will be impressed by his sex life.
>>7323931
I'm thinking of making gifts for them. I still feel kind of bad that I'm not spending more on them though.

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>>7323925
Tfw no handsome bf to be cute for

>have to work for 5 more hours while I already have blisters on my feet and my legs hurt
God this is suffering
All for drug money I guess
Also next year I'm getting like €300 back from the tax man which is nice but it'll only come in in like May or something

I wish I could figure out where the fuck I should live.. I keep looking at the IC clinic pdf and trying to figure out where would be the cheapest with jobs I can actually get. I'm tired of being a neet and tired of not being on mones.

>jdimsa

>>7323897

No it's

>>7323775
>>7323844

>tfw looking up homeless shelters
how do i apply for them or whatever?

>>7323955

I feel like applying to a shelter defeats the purpose.

Anyway, they're usually first-come, first-serve unless they're like, super nice and provide other services

>>7323924
i grew up in a council estate, literally half the damn town is a council estate, here we have these things called 'chavs' (pic related) primitive creatures that have a poor ability to communicate verbally and comprehend basic human logic and reasoning, they enjoy making loud noises and aggressive displays in order to affirm their position in the pack, these creatures have become a subspeies in the uk classified 'abominatio Homosapien' they are technically considered human so they are proteted by human rights, so a cull is out of the question, at the moment the genetic mutaion seems to be spreading at an alarming rate, the authorities are trying their hardest to 'ontain' the outbreak but are limited by rules and regulations.
at the moment it seems that there might be no end in sight to the abominatio Homosapien plague. all we can do is hope that our young dont try to adopt their neanderthalic ways, and that over time they will kill eachother off, leaving only us civilised humans.

TL:DR chavs are human fucking steryotypes, they literally behave like animals

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>>7323960
forgot pic... im stupid

does anyone know of any good homeless shelters in santa clara county

>>7323955
You just knock on their door with a coffee cup in your hand and say "spare some change?" and they will take you right in, feed you food worse then school cafeteria, give you a change of BOY clothes they got at goodwill, and stick you in with the other homeless boys who are sure to be of color (mostly black) and are probably street thugs so prepare for bullying/getting beat up and teased unless of course you've had SRS already and all legal documents are changed.

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>>7323962
a slightly more evolved chav

>>7323963
>going to a shelter

>>>/out/892091
Unironically a great thread and if you're homeless just read it and ask questions

>>7323963
why not just go up to SF?

>>7323952
Oh, if it's true does it really matter though. I mean if you are autistic and it adds to dysphoria then doesn't that actually affirm that you are trans. idk that's just how I look at it. maybe I'm missing something. I'm not autistic so idk what it actually does.
>>7323955
idk but if they do an interview show in your best dress and see how they react.
>>7323960
I know of chavs I had the privilege of interacting with some on vacation. I couldn't much laugh; remembering that experience.
>>7323962
>>7323968
Chavs look pretty Slavic to me for some reason. idk

>>7323963
how did you end up homeless?

inb4 fate of all trannies

>>7323972
>why not just go up to SF?
Because people up in SF are so damn smug and sniff their own farts.

>>7323975
they get their sense of style from eastern europe, shamefully my bf is Slovakian and ive been teaching him that 'sport elegant' isnt a thing and needs to stop!

>interacting with them on vacation.
im sorry, they can be pretty bad the first time you meet them

>>7323975

Well at least you were honest.

What I'm afraid if is that my disassociation with my body, with myself, is more related to being autistic than being transgender.

Bitches on my dick cause I'm so luxurious

>>7323988
Eloquent Bjorg, truly poetic.

>>7323991
H-hey I was quoting Yung Lean!
If only it were true

>>7323992
suuuure, whatever you say playa

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sup nerds

>>7323968
What part of brit bing ya at? Also I feel an estreme need to rip their eyes out when I see one let alone hear their shitty music

>>7323992
just wondering, how bad is it that i have no idea who yung lean is?

>>7323997
its pretty unfortunate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T_ePuuIsOw

>>7323995

I'm in panic mode and I just want it to stop so I can be happy.

im just going to sleep outside and hopefully get hypothermia and die
cya

>>7324002
nini

>>7323997
It's not too bad he's kinda underground still
I used to like him ironically but he grew on me. My favourite song of his is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrQWhFysPKY

>>7323996
hampshire, border of wiltshire, i would say the name of the town but anon, lest say its got a reputation

>>7323999
not really surprised, havent listened to rap or hiphop is 3 years

>>7323985
Oh I was aware of them before I met them irl, but they felt the need to talk at me for some reason.
>>7323986
Well if you are able to associate easier once you start transitioning then you'll know for a fact.
>>7323995
I'm not a nerd though.
>>7324002
Make sure to bring some ice cream.

>>7324009

It's a simple fact. When I'm presenting as female, I feel happier, more confident. Every. Single. Time.

Granted, it's usually online, but even when I was at Otakon, I felt amazing.

>>7324005
eh, it seems ok, not really my taste tho, i prefer the slightly more emotional, havent listened to rap like that is almost 5 years

>>7324009
yeah they do that, i literally had a guy walk up to me and ask i like toast, i stared at him for 5 fucking minutes having no clue what was going on until i said yes and he just said cool, confuses me today

>>7324012
But are you less disassociated presenting female? If so it seems like you already know you're trans, but you're not confident in it yet.
>>7324015
That's kind of funny if not completely retarded on the guys part. Sounds awkward.

>>7324021
the weird part was we became 'kind of friends' if i hadnt met him i probably wouldnt have learned to to survive here, but i might not have repressed too

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hi ~

>>7324021

Honestly, that sounds about right. It's still hard to talk about myself as trans, but if I could wake up tomorrow as a girl...well, 2010 self?

>If I woke up one morning and found I was a girl for a day, I would explore the world from my new point of view. I would head out into the city and get some new clothes to match with my temporary body. Then I would go around, enjoying the female life. I would try dancing, and visit a social club. Following this excursion, I would go for the profoundly female experience of getting my nails done. I have little doubt this list is out of order, but I would make a point of going to every cute store I could think of. I would take lots of pictures of the day, and I would spend my last moments as a female sitting on a grassy hill, reflecting. Of course, one of the first things I would do is spend some time getting prettied up. But perhaps the most important part is I'd find someone to share the day with.

I'd be pretty thrilled is what 2010 self is saying.

>>7321732
senpai I tried to kill myself 3 nights in a row right before starting HRT, I just didn't post about it much on here because despite what people may think, I'm not actually attention-seeking, just autistic

>>7324030
are you really the person in the selfie you posted?

>>7323781
lmao I wish

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>>7324032
>'attempted' suicide
>not an attentionwhore

>>7323777
be patient
>>7323761
are you a railfan elanna?

>>7324034

This feels like a trap.

>tfw doing that adam's apple voice training things
It's just ironic guys
better to be prepared for the worst

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>>7324041
you just dont seem to act like that funny looking fluffy man in the mirror

FUCK i need to start my adam's apple voice stuff

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>>7324034

>>7324012
Try it more often. Irl

>>7323995
hey chara
how are you?

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>>7324050

>>7324039
by drowning
at a quarry lake
when I'm already physically disabled
and the weather was freezing fog two nights out of three
I thought my chances were pretty good but nope, or maybe quantum immortality is a thing (god I hope not)

I didn't tell my GP or any friends until months afterwards and did it in the middle of the night so nobody would be around to hear, idg where you're getting this attention whore vibe from

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>>7323781
Well you fucking look like one.

>>7324028
Ah, that is weird.
>>7324030
I freaked out an ex with this kind of thing once. She was uber feminist, she said she'd love to have a dick just to be taken seriously. I told her without skipping a beat I would trade her if I could. Pretty sure she figured out I was trans before I stopped repressing. Prolly why it didn't work out.
>>7324042
>>7324047
How well does the adam's apple training actually work?
>>7324044
Are you hasing fun?
>>7324055
This is cute.

How do I stop wanting to die so fucking much??

>>7324055
Drake do you wanna talk? Whats your discord?

>>7324059
>How well does the adam's apple training actually work?
I just used this guide
https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
I can't get step 4 though but eh I have the time

>>7324057
Trip on Korra

>>7324061
if you're dead you don't want to die anymore

>>7324057
no she doesn't she's a qt

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>>7324056
how the heck did you survive that even
are you jesus?

>>7324059
i have hundreds of these desu

>>7324062
not too much
i dont really wanna do anything but post frogs desu
my discord is AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#8215 tho

>>7324061
You don't, it can get easier to manage though.
>>7324063
I don't have much privacy, so I can't practice much, but I feel like I can get a decent girl voice if I just practised for a couple hours.

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>>7324029
noticed

>>7324075
>if I just practised for a couple hours
I gues the problem would be that you lost it again the next day
It has to become your normal way to speak for it to sound natural I think, and that takes time
Say, hours on end every day for months

>>7324057
Someone link that picture an anon drew of kit I want to do an "expectations vs reality" thing

>>7324067
You're absolutely right ^-^

>>7324075
I can't manage
I hate myself
I want to be hurt
I want to hurt me

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Morning girls ^~^

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hi alex

>>7324057
*snicker*

>when I breath in half the air goes down the esophagus instead of the windpipe because of my poor muscle control
>frequently choke trying to swallow a sip of water
>"lol just put the hours in, voice training is easy if you just practice!! if you don't have a girl voice you're just a lazy hon!"

>>7324084
what keeps you from doing it?

>>7324044

That's...kind of the point, isn't it? I don't feel like a fluffy man.

I feel like a fluffy girl.

...how do I act, just to be curious

>>7324050

I've wanted to, several times. I wore my Fluttershy Sweatshirt, wings, and ears for Halloween a couple years ago, this little kid said "Aw, she's an angel" and I said "Aw she sees me as a girl"

>>7324059

Had a few experiences like that, too. Jokingingly 'being a girl' before I realized.

>>7324092
a steady regimen of rubbs

>>7324074
I just thought the pepe imagining it was a dragon was cute; not pepe himself.
>>7324079
I would talk like a valley girl to piss off people that bug me. I don't think keeping it would be an issue. And no I don't want my girl voice to be valley girl so I have to practise another voice.
>>7324084
OK, I hope you can figure something out.
>>7324091
for you Robin.

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>>7324078
thanks !!!!

>>7324096
What is mtfg listening to right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlhZawbUCT8

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>>7324096
do you think bird attack pepe is cute

>>7324094
you act like the regular trannies do
which is why its weird
i dont mean to be offensive

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>>7324057
I wonder what Erin looks like

>>7324074

>>7324103

I am quite aware of the disparity between my appearance and behavior. I haven't looked in a mirror for months except for that selfie
Makes shaving really hard, but I'm motivated.

>>7324074
I thought having dyspraxia would make it easier to drown
turns out the opposite is true, I couldn't swim downwards hard enough to counteract my body's natural bouyancy so all three times I ended up just thrashing about on the surface of the water pathetically and gargling lake water for a few minutes before giving up

the last two times I wore layers of thick woollen clothes and everything, I was pretty upset when it still didn't work

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R8 my new background.

>>7324108
squishh pillow

>>7324103
Is this somehow a reference to my trip? Magpies are beautiful birds Drake. The Magpies in America aren't cunts like the Australian ones, although I do understand why they'd want to dive bomb you specifically.
>>7324094
Yeah me too except I stopped joking rather quickly because it started killing me emotionally.

>>7324089
hi ;-;

>>7324092
Fear, some friends, I don't have a gun.
>>7324095
this too

>>7324096
thanks i guess, sorry to like, bite your head off

>>7324111
Nah it's cool. I just don't know what to tell you.

Yo, anybody in Texas? Trying to decide whether to move to Austin or Dallas

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>>7324106
hey keep your chin up lad
it'll all work out
maybe

>>7324104
so whats the strategy to nab shakira now a days?

>>7324107
i can tell you worked really hard on your suicide lore

>>7324110
opinions on nightcore pepe?

>>7324115
On steers and queers come from Texas.

>>7324109
I wish I had a cute pillow like that to squish.

>>7324115
dallas is actual texas
half of austin is mexican/faggotville

chose accordingly

>>7324111
u ok lad?

>>7324116
It's a pretty comfy gif Drake.

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quid fucked me ^=^

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>>7324119
what about sikh pepe?

Kit has nice lips.

Fuck yeah! Last.fm is finally tracking my music. Took it long enough though
>>7324121
Lucky you!

>>7324118
What's the other half of Austin?
Which one is cheaper?

>>7324102
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-R7gr3GhV50
how long have you been posting? name sounds familiar

>>7324125
regular texas
fags and mexis just crowd to austin because its a safe space

not sure which is cheaper

>>7324102
i dont think anyone here would like my testosterone core
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o4hz5rB2YE

>>7324121
b-but you're both girls!
how does that even work

>>7324122
Meh, It's a pepe.
>>7324126
as anon about 2 years, but as a trip a little over one day.

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>>7324131
and avatar pepe?

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>>7324121
Chara stop being weird

>>7324116
I dunno lol

>>7324094
>Fluttershy

Try something a little less know about

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>>7324132
What about a good old Pepe?

For some reason I don't like posting when fagposter is here.

>>7324133

...I'm not going to go out and cosplay for everyday stuff. It was a halloween thing.

I can't pass as female IRL and so dressing up as such wouldn't be helpful. People will laugh. Ask drake

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>>7324135
what about family gathering pepe

>>7324137
wow what a bully

>>7324133
homura kinda looks like that one guy with glasses from trailer park boys

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>10 more hours till my bf is inside me

>>7324126
Nice taste in punk. I'm at 6:30 now.
>>7324129
not a big fan of this but it's pretty good.
>>7324132
It's a rather blue pepe. I'm surprised it's able to smile with how blue it is.
>>7324139
no offence to Drake but he doesn't have the best opinions around here.
>>7324142
She may be a bully, but can you really deny it in good faith.

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>>7324145
>3 (you)s in one post

>>7324115
If you like traffic jams, long commutes and have to jump yhrough hoops to buy alcohol on sundays, Dallas-Fort-Worth is your city.

>>7324147
You're just that special to me Drake. Even though you keep making fun of magpies. Or I'm just trying to be nice and make you feel good about yourself by giving you attention.

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>>7324150
Does Guatemala even have traffic jams?

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>>7324152
youre so kind to me

>>7324144
Kayla, do you.live to be fucked now? It's kind of cute how you've bwcome the coxkslut of your dreams.

Miss cock must be really proud

>>7324154
yep, this is a thrilling conversation.

>>7324145

He's not the only one to make comments like this. I just don't think going out in clearly female clothes is a good idea.

>>7324159
Like no mtf thinks that the first time they go out.

>>7324162

Okay but
I am literally a man
Like no hormones or anything.

>>7324159
You're right, but that view is more affirmed by those others then Drake. I'm sure you could pull it off if you dressed yourself up really well though.

>>7324163
Why no mones?
>>7324164
You don't really have to pull it off immediately, that are just false expectations

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>>7324157
what about hell pepe?

>Tfw mormon presit sends a frkend request

WHAT DO I DO

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There's a conversation that got me thinking... Do you think I should stop repressing my masculine side altogether?

>>7324167
stop using social media bullshit

>>7324164
>>7324165

Because I have been a coward for the past six years and it took getting hit by a car to wake me up.

>>7324167

Just pretend you didn't see it. Mormons are part of the reason I have so much trouble. Great people, just...

>>7324165
I have an ingrained fear of not pulling it off. I don't want to be seen as a perverted crossdresser. That kind of thing happens when you're dad beats the tranny out of you.
>>7324166
This is a nice pepe. Not cute but cool.
>>7324167
Join his harem.

>>7324153
>>7324153
It actually has one of the worst traffic jams of Latin America.1.5 hours for some 10k

We've got some 2.1 million people in the city proper and 4.5 million in the metro area.

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I want to hug John

>>7324168
just be yourself.

>>7324174

Who is this person?

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>>7324173
Damn I thought all third world countries just rode weird little motorcycles.

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>>7324177
Fuckinnotmies maybe i should close my facebook

>>7324085
Hi qt :3

>>7324179
That wsnt directed at you!!!!

Also Drake is qt and fun to talk with

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r/copypasta
Brad
u/EndOfTheDigitalAge2m
So believe me, I get it. You get to grope yourself and steal a peak in the chicks bathroom. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a GIRL? What's more, men might get the wrong idea and try to date you, which is hella gay. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all fun and games, we'd grope him and laugh and it was sweet, but then we started getting attracted to him and that's FUCKED UP. Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he CRIED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the boobs stayed on and he had the face of a fucking chick and acted totally gay, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross. He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end fucking him some day and that's gay as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late

>>7324150
I don't drive, I ride a bike. I did ride with some friends I have in Dallas and it was nice 2bh. I don't drink either... so idk how that helps me decide between the two. I can transfer my job to either place which is why I'm trying to figure this out right now.

I guess it just comes down to whichever one has a better way of getting HRT with little to no gatekeeping, it's still Texas so I expect some.
Someone suggested I look at Houston but that place looks proper fucked.

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Awesome!

Which trips are sociopaths or psychopaths?

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>>7324189
>brad is on reddit
>we have a reddit poster among us
Feels dirty tbqhfamalamis

>tfw no older experienced man to pound you and choke you and hold you afterwards

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>>7324177
Reviewbrah. The best, funniest and most honest youtube fastfood and energy drink reviewer. He's been doing this for years and he even has some vids from when he was a lil kiddo.

>>7324193
everyone

>>7324170
So you can order now!
>>7324172
But in all honesty, there's no faster way to become a girl than going fulltime. Just. Do. It.

>>7324182
How are you today??

>>7324196
iktf ALL TOO WELL.

>>7324193
Kira is psycho
Chara is socio.
The rest don't really have that kind of psychological issues. There are some serious inferiority complexes tho

>>7324200
You're not wrong, but I can't pretend to be comfortable with just going full time.
>>7324193
Some people think I'm a sociopath for some reason. I don't see it.

>>7324193
Hahaha
Sup

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Iiterally me (not in the literal sense)

>>7324203
Alright, mostly these feels
>>7324196
u? Feeling better?

>>7324204
I need this

>>7324208
What's your recognizable tripname? Or do I just not know you?

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I used to think pretty poorly of myself, nose too big, 5"11 etc. But i saw this particular photo of a CIS woman while high and it really tripped me out how ugly females can be. Like she looks monstrous, I would kms if I was her. Is this caused by high testosterone or something? Anyway I hope it also makes you feel better about yourself

>>7324212
I'm a new trip. I started tripfagging to organize picnics with quid in the future. I've been thinking of starting a trip for a while though.

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i woke up at a normal time instead of the afternoon wtf

>>7324216
Why are you a sociopath? A n y friend of quid can't be that bad.. but then again, she did hang with chara

>>7324200

I'm ordering a month supply when I get home, take it one month at a time.

>>7324213
Never really got that. I don't feel ugly or manly in relation to other people, I feel awful, even in a vacuum I would still be disgusted

>>7324190
Austin is a more liberal city, in that aspect, but deoending on your income you'll get neato or crappy treatment anywhere

>>7324220
It's because you're a cute girl and cute girls do that sometimes

>>7324228
uwu

>>7324229
Do you got sass filtered?

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>>7324193
I'm a sociopath, I strangled 6 billion cats as a child.

>>7324236
no

>>7324193
I have significant psychopathic tendencies but it's the result of severe aspergers + brain damage, not true psychopathy. I'm too neurotic and my perception is nowhere near solipsistic enough for me to be classed a true psychopath.

>>7324237
Thats a lot of cats

Which trips should I filter?

Post cute trip ships :3

>>7324251
Whichever ones you don't wanna fug.

>>7324193
Chara: Sociopath
Sarah: Psychopath
Riven: Sociopath

>>7324254
me & u <3

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>>7324251
me and kayla

>>7324221
It was mostly one friend. He loved social engineering and that kind of stuff and really wanted to be a suave con artist, but he was socially awkward and had troubles interacting with anyone without making things uncomfortable. When I came along he saw someone that had no knowledge of what social engineering was haggling with retailers, making friends with strangers on the street, and generally being what he wanted to be. He also found it weird that I was able to lie so easily, something you learn to do young with abusive parents. I also change my personality depending on who I interact with, but most people do that unconsciously anyway. I wonder how he'll act once I tell him I'm trans. I'm really outgoing and sociable which I know is kind of weird for the place I am posting. I like people. There is more to why he thought I was a sociopath. He said it so much that I kind of agreed with him a bit, but he was the only one that thought so. I will admit though I am very manipulative I learned from the best.

>>7324211
That certainly is a feel

I'm ok. Kind of leveled out a little bit.

>>7324208
Try it. I basically got forced to do it too and it ended up making me feel much better about myself.
>>7324222
That's really good.

So I started voice training and run into a problem. It seems like I'm mentally challenged or something, I can't hold up my Adams apple at all. It moves like one or two millimeters when I swallow and yeah I can't control it. It seems like all I do is pitching up without actually moving the apple up or back...

>>7324254
Sass X Trump

>>7324270
I'd rather not get kicked out of my grandparents place just before I'm financially able to move out. I'll definitely just do it when I'm not reliant on my grandparents.

>>7324266
>I wonder how he'll act once I tell him I'm trans.

Are you stealth? Doubt it

>>7324269
Thats good though! Im glad..
I wonder, how much are you talking about these things with your fiance? Sounds like it would help

>>7324247
The Cat-a-caust.

>>7324254
Anna + swg

>>7324279
Nope, He knows me as a boy. I'm curious to know how he'd react to me being trans mostly. He's kind of oblivious to that type of thing. The friends I've told weren't really surprised, but I can see him being shocked.

>>7324254
You x Junk Food

Blood test day so exciting

>>7324291
Hi riven

>>7324280
A bit. But I don't want to overwhelm her with me constantly talking and obsessing.

For me it's the McChicken, the best fastfood sandwich.

>>7324286
If he's shocked about you being trans I don't see him as being as competent in that social engineering stuff as he thinks he is, so be ready for a backlash.

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Can't we all go back to posting feet?

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hi im a trans

>>7324311
Hi you're a girl

>>7324291
Lick testes day, so exciting :3

>>7324310
I was gonna bitch about how mine aren't included but hey. Noice.

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Me irl

>>7324311
Hi Kit!!! <3 <3 <3

>>7324291
I have to do mine lying down or half the time I almost faint ;_; I'm such a wimp.

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Hey
pls bully me in to eating

>>7324305
I think you could afford to talk a bit more, im not experienced with relationships but i feel like if my partner was feeling as bad as you id want to hear it.

>>7324310
w-wow, hot.

I could post mine but I have a lot of trouble with lighting