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>be straight acting gay male
>in the closet because beating up queers is still a kind of accepted thing where I live
>new supervisor transfers in a few months ago
>hit it off really well with her, become good friends
>find out today that her boyfriend thinks we're low-key fucking and wants to beat my ass
What do I do? I can't just be like, chill bro, I am homosex, because then he'd want to beat my ass for that as well.
Do I just have an ass kicking in my future? Pic unrelated.
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"Inshallah brother I would never touch haram pig. By Allah I would cut your head for such insulting insinuations I am practising muslim and pork is haram you dirty infidel kufar."
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>>7308140
This would work great if I weren't the whitest man on the planet.
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>>7308112
fuck the boyfriend. seems the only way to clear up this misunderstanding
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>>7308156
>because white people can't be muslim
Just say you recently converted 'n shit.
Your other solution would be to kick his ass, awkwardly offer to suck his dick so he leaves you alone, murder him or use the girl as a human shield.
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