>that moment when you look in the mirror and see a small-boobed

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>>7306132
I need to stop shaving.

The feminine bitchface puts me off

I'm pushing early 30's and it still hasn't happened.

>>7306948
check out this hothead with good genes
god, i hate you

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>>7306132
mfw: this literally jut happened to me.

>when you look in the mirror and see a man with gyno instead of a girl

I'm ready to fucking die

>>7306132
>tfw have girlhands
Everything else applies though

>>7306132
Thats why I wont transition. Its just not worth it, I swear.

>>7306132
>tfw I can feel my phantom penis

>IT'S MY GENES I'M SO UNLUCKY, PITY ME

Nice excuse, better than admitting that you're a fat lazy slob that puts 0 effort into your body and hasn't worked out a day in their life.

>>7307157
i work out every day brah

>>7307173
>work out everyday
>has beer belly

???

you started yesterday bro?

>>7307185
i am not the one with beer belly bruhski

>>7307043

My pleasant face, legal blindness, mental illness, and hyper keratitis of the feet are genes.

My diet and exercise routine built around careful record keeping of my weight changes compared to food intake has nothing to do with them.

"Oh you know nothing my metabo-"

yeah no I was a 5'9" 245 lb lardass while buying into that shit.
...granted my "Diet and excercise" plan was basically just replacing 50% of my food with bland oatmeal until I lost the will to eat and then adding more fruit after.

"Well you can't keep it off because yoyo"

yeahno, age 16 im 145, age 20 im 245, age 24 managed to get down to 160, age 26 at 145. Been hovering 140-150 for the last six years.

>>7307173
And what do you eat everyday?

Make a catalog over 3 weeks and add up your average caloric intake then jump online and find out average caloric output per activity then guesstimate your average output and adjust caloric intake accordingly.

>>7307222
you were a behemoth obese landwhale though
i am only 160 lbs

>>7307256

I really was. If I ate whenever I wanted I'd shift the focal point of earth's gravity directly to my butt.

>>7307157
>working out fixes your masculine skeleton