/mtfg/ - Transgril General

i need cuddle

>>7301761
Drugs and comfyposting life y'all

>>7301768
cudd

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how do you like my new hair girls?

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I had to go to bed, how did cnt's episode end last night?

>>7301769
how does acid make you feel fem pls explain

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>tfw finishing work at 6am

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>>7301760
I AM sexually repressed. I have a high sex drive but don't tend to have a lot of it irl right now.

>>7301752
ily2 anon

>>7301762
Why the stutter then?

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i hope i can become cute

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>tfw ur beautiful

>>7301776
Cnt has helped me understand why blaire white hates Canadians so much.

>>7301769
I just ate half a pumpkin pie. Had half an apple pie for breakfast.
4 pies in the past 3 days
I have a problem I don't want corrected

>>7301784
i bet you can!!
<3

>>7301776
dropped the trip and started posting as an anon, first was attacking people as per usual and saying against hugboxing
then posting anonymously about how cnt was misunderstood and passes better than kit and everyone attacks cnt for no reason

it was pretty sad desu

>>7301783
wanna fuck?

>>7301785
>i will never know this feel
fugg

>>7301773
ty

Nom

>>7301779
Don't know how to explain
Much girlier I guess
I always notice it when I look at my legs since I'm wearing skinny jeans
Well I was anyway am in bed now

>>7301789
Sounds like a life worth living desu

when did you girls realize you'd be alone forever?

Anyone here been to whitman-walker? I'm looking into trans care for when I move to the city.

>>7301789
Is Valerie really a horrible name or just not for you?
The spanish version is pretty disgusting, but it has no male variant which is nice.

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>>7301785
I'm going out with a boy in half an hour. He hasn't said whether it's a date or not, but he didn't invite any of our mutual friends, so this should be interesting.

I will be pretty! I know it!

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>>7301794
Are you a boy?

>>7301800
gross

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>tfw drunk all signs of repression fade away

I am so happy I ordered hrt. Fuck repression!

>>7301795
Just>>7301789
It's better feel than feeling pretty

>>7301784
You're South American, you're tranny easy mode.

>>7301793
that was at least a day ago.
I know that yesterday she was attacking isla for 3+ hours because she was a trender.

>>7301807
i'm a bus

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>tfw george clooney acts in a movie and there's no nescafé coffee in the vicinity

>tfw no gggf

>>7301807
I'm a boy. But you wouldn't be able to handle me, anyways.
>>7301805
I think it's gross and cliche.
But meh.
To each their own

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>>7301810
can you substitute with blueberrypie?

>>7301785
>tfw you're a cute, funny, charming loveable person but still a virgin at 25

>>7301809
good girl!

i love you all <3

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I LOVE IT SO MUCH LMAO I CAN'T GET OVER IT

im a girl

>>7301809
Doesn't it feel amazing to come to terms with yourself?

>>7301823
Or pecan!
Blueberry is pretty dense. I hope you're wearing sweat pants

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>>7301827
Just replace "someone" with "somehair"

>>7301812
JAJAJAJAJAJAJA
this is a top grade tranny, with more than a few surgeries
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFx8w_W2YW8
don't assume we're all brazilians,

>>7301827
niiiiceu !!

>>7301828
Yeah you are
Now what
>tgfw stole bobs

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>>7301795
I think everyone can be desirable, so long as they're healthy and clean.
But yeah not everyone can be beautiful, at least not without surgery.

>>7301806
Have faith,
and don't be afraid!

>>7301807
>>7301816
Elanna don't do it, fat guys are gross!

>>7301761
Oh god, the cravings are starting...
Now I want doritos. The orange cheese powder calls to me.

>>7301809
I'm glad you decided to ironically man up and start your transition finally. Hold onto this good feeling, Amy. Remember what it feels like. You're in for an emotional rollercoaster. But you're a stubborn person, aren't you?

>>7301830
i looked and it turns out i litteraly only own skinny-jeans

>>7301834
were they good boobs

>>7301827
Holy fuck the time going into that.
Your poor hair
Pretty tho.
I hope it doesn't fade to blue or brown

>>7301827
Genuinely, what the fuck were you thinking? Before you looked like a stacy's right hand and could blend in- now you're gonna stick out like a sore thumb, and real life isn't like here, people are gonna clock you hard when they focus on you, and now you have circus clown hair to match your circus clown face.

>>7301802
when i realized i'd never have the strength to walk out on the life i hate

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>>7301835
I'm currently too tired and relaxed to fear anything.

>>7301827
that's a really old thermostat
are you poor?

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>>7301816
beep beep
on my way downstairs

>>7301835
But they're baee

>>7301837
Go naked.
I own 1 pair of jeans an 4 sweat pants (and a few leggings)

>>7301803
DC-fag here. Yes. It's great. Make sure you see Dr. Barbara Lewis for hrt.

But if you're scared of needles, avoid the phlebotomy lab because it's full of angry underpaid cunts who will jab the shit out of your arm. Go to a lab somewhere else.

>>7301847
You're a good girl, make yourself a hot-chocolate.

Shave some white chocolate on top of it.

>>7301827
It's really nice, yeah. Can't get unnatural colors for my hair except green, bright red or orange. Too much red pigments that get discolored in a really bad way. The one time I tried to go blonde, the colorist was both horrified and sorry at the results... Didn't pay anything but I had bright orange hair for a good while from the cover up.

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>>7301829
Yes!

>>7301836
Being able to cry, that would be a blessing.


I've got a lot of work to do

oh god being high is not good. no good. my mind is full of lewd thoughts.

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This 15 year old sure can take a lot of bullets and K9 teeth lol, they put the works on him.

>>7301842
edie is a well know transexual in her community

Milkshake with the crushed up oreos

I'm feeling melancholy
my dad says he keeps seeing in his "visions" that I'm going to die young and he's terrified by it
obviously his visions are schizophrenic bullshit but I can't shake the feeling he's right

>>7301802
Right now.

>>7301802
tfw have to be gay because every man who likes us is actually a girl

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>>7301848
i dont like being naked tho

>>7301857
Oreo hot chocolate with fudge and almonds.

>>7301802
when I stopped trying
and don't call me a girl

>>7301831

this is the truest statement lol
i feel normal againnnnnnnnnn i'm so happyyyyyyyyyy

>>7301833

<3

>>7301841

ya it took 4 hours! and wait what? you don't know much about color stuff do u bb
it'll fade to a light purple, that's why we did this shade. plus i have shampoo + conditioner that has purple pigment in it so it'll be okie.

>>7301842

i really don't care if people clock me or not. why does it matter? i'm not as insecure as you seem to be. i want to be happy with me, idc if other people aren't.

>>7301857
where they good boobs

>>7301832
She doesn't look like she's had anything done to her face. Still think she's hot though.
Can you hit me up with some Brazilian trannies? I know they got South Americans in Seven Sisters and Kennington I think but I've never seen trannies specifically.
>>7301846
Why did this make me laugh?
>>7301842
I thought her hair was always purple?

>>7301863
>Now that's what I call fatposting!

>>7301865
Do you not desire to be pretty and desirable? You're a laughing stock with that hair.

>>7301865
>i feel normal againnnnnnnnnn
Gonna have to stop you there, you're not normal, you're weird. Only to you, that's so everyday to you that you feel it's normal.

Everyone else sees a girl with purple hair and a face like a barbie doll.

>>7301865
so pretty edie !!!!! aaaaaa

>>7301860
tfw could get a bf easily because there are so many beta orbiters but i don't like men

>>7301864
ok woman

>>7301863
I need dis
Trying to lose weight though but I have no self control

I just want a cudle

>>7301870
you DO know what edward does for a living right?

>>7301865
Youre gonna have to re-dye it when your roots come in.
I haven't cut my hair since the last dye job. Just faded to a dark auburn and my roots add a cool first shade now

>>7301868
Only downside is that you need a blender to make it. So you might as well toss marshmallows in there before you add the hot milk.

>>7301858
enjoy life then

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>>7301875
s o o n
o
o
n

>>7301877
Fiery*

>>7301861
i like it when you're naked

>>7301882
Yeee :3 big cudle

>>7301867
I don't know any iconic brazilian tranny tbhon, they are pretty extreme with body surgeries while ours live on tv by looking like men.

>>7301875
were they good boobs

>>7301870

i literally had a dozen people earlier stop me to tell me how beautiful my hair was and how pretty i am with it.
well, the comments were more like "YOUR HAIR IS TRIPPY AF I LOVE IT" along with "i love that color!" and "girl your hair is poppin" etc
so if it was only about people liking me then i guess it'd be fine. but again, why should i care about being pretty and desirable...?

>>7301872

again, i feel normal. me. idc about other people thinking it's normal lmao

>>7301873

^_____________^ I'M SO HAPPY KIT ty amga

>>7301877

the shampoo and conditioner as well as the hair mask that i'm using will continuously refresh the color each time i wash it, so i'll only have to dye it once a month desu.
my roots will need to be bleached and then matched but i can get away with growing my roots out till like feb so es okie.

>>7301872
bawwwwww

>>7301851
Just made a perfume around a big chocolate note for my mother because her favorite one was discontinued a while back and she's used the last drop of the last bottle she had. Sooo 90s and not something I'm used to working with but I had isobutyl phenylacetate, 5-Methyl-2-phenyl-2-hexenal and sundry pyrazines in store so I gave it a shot. I guess that's no cocoa absolute but it smells pretty nice. Just not my kind of stuff.

>>7301858
Your dad talks about you dying and killing yourself alot
Removing yourself from that env might be best
He'll Prolly snap one day
>>7301861
It's best comfie tho
Esp under a comforter

>>7301867
No, she had red hair before. Which was an excellent choice, it looked natural and red hair is the most desireable hair color. She's been going overboard with her makeup too. I feel like she was on the path to ideal beauty, but then started diverging into this wierd drag queen / chola aesthetic, and now shes drifting off towards the tumblr direction with this hair, Im gonna guess she's going butch short hair, still this color, next.

And that would be the end of her legacy, lots of cisgirls go that route I guess. Regardless, once her hairs gone or she starts to get excessive facial piercings, we'd have to find some one else to attempt becoming the ideal beauty.

>>7301884
but my body is gorss

>>7301888
>idc about other people
Oh, I wasn't dissing you, just pulling you back down to earth. Your head is so high in the clouds I was afraid it was going to come off.

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>>7301888
isn't your hair borderline normie atm?

>>7301887
All bobs are good bobs
Tranny boobs are always kinda pointy though

>>7301896
gross*
>>7301893
i wish i was with my bf :/

those of you who have completed their transition; why are you still here?

surely you're only trans for as long as it takes to transition, after that you're either a boy or a girl
or is perma-trans a thing

>>7301897

oh okie. no, i know! i know it's not a normal thing and stuff and i definitely know it's going to be getting me a ton of attention.
i literally had so many people stop me running my errands after my appointment, and i was only out for like 30 mins.
it's weird but i'm weird and i like being weird and to me this feels really normal and it makes me happier and feel more confident and comfy in my own body idk
helps with my dysphoria and stuff for some weird reason

>>7301901

o maybe idk

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Shit it's cold today

>>7301888
You could have been an ideal beauty, now you never will be. You look like a clown now, a unique clown with lots of individuality, but a clown. Congrats, snowflake.

>>7301905
(still look better on you, obviously)

>>7301904
>those of you who have completed their transition; why are you still here?
there's only a few of them

lissy doesn't come here very often, dollface craves attention and elanna is lonely

>>7301888
Nigga, I know how it works.
Im essentially married to a taller, chubbier version of you as a housewife.

She goes through colour cycles and buys that expensive shampoo, too.
Yes.
I am the man in this relationship.

>>7301892
Do you sell these? Are you making money?
>>7301894
>tfw will never be accepted as the ideal beauty because black
Oh well at least I can carve out a niche; tribal tranny chic.

>mfw there are people who have never seen the full beauty of life and the universe
Pretty sad desu

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i like being naked

>>7301915
That is a sin young lady!
Go put some clothes on before you catch a cold!

>>7301915
uwu

>>7301753
Having met Lou Reed, that song gives me the willies. It's an echo of the shit he went through at the behest of his parents. He also went under conversion shock therapy. He also had another song on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e-CNQTHN8Y

>>7301909

thank you bb i rly appreciate that

>>7301910

idk that person is pretty studly from dat photo idk if i can compete desu

>>7301912

o i see lol

>>7301913
Me? Selling anything? I'd feel guilty if I did. It's just a hobby and like jewelry making, it lets me make very personal gifts.

>>7301914
Hey borg you can be a girl if you want, it's totally cool and we'll love and accept you, whatever.
We just want you to be happy

>>7301918
my existence is a sin tho
>>7301920
oowoo

Gonna have to stop you there,

>>7301904
Honestly, I think some people are too unpassable or autistic to move on from this stage.

It's hard to say when a transition is "complete" as well. You could medically transition for 5 years and be too auttistic to deal with the social ramifications. You could be only "part time" despite everyone "knowing".. You could still be dealing with tranny bullshit like hair removal late into passing stages. You might not see things are done until you've moved far away and went stealth. Some people might get addicted to this stage and enjoy dealing with this bullshit and kind of enjoy being here to help others.

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>>7301845
Good, good, fear is the mind killer. Hows reading Dune been coming along?

>>7301847
Reeeeeee
toned are abs are
just
something about them makes me wanna succ, u kno?

>>7301904
Just because you pass doesnt mean people start accepting you 100%, you're trans forever and either deal with the fear of being outed as stealth or with the deepseated bigotries of your loved ones as nonstealth. It never ends.

i like it when kiwi is naked

>>7301922
It's definitely horrific, yeah.

>>7301933
kiwi is a important naked transsexual

officially mtfg cuddle huddle reply to this post to join

>>7301913
The ideal beauty has pale skin, blue eyes, and straight fair hair. Doesn't mean you can't still be beautiful though, there are non-conventional beauties as well.

>>7301926
That doesn't make sense
You can't love me you don't even know me
And accepting me as a girl on /mtfg/ of all places? Moving.

Jesus I really like touching myself

>>7301923
how do you feel about loosing a man who could protect you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCN-JE80f5Q

>>7301909
>You look like a clown now
>now
She didn't before?

>>7301924
I've been trying to sell fancy soaps funnily enough named "Fruits of France" Wanna team up?
>>7301942
I hate this planet.

>>7301939

BEING MARRIED TO ME WOULDN'T BE THAT BAD OK

>>7301946

omg stop lol
I JUST WANT TO FORGET THAT WE DATED. i never thought it'd be a big deal!!!

>>7301904
I'm not completely done. I'll still get electrolysis for the white hair laser left behind, a bit of facial surgery and possibly some speech therapy to fix my singing voice. Still waiting for my full ID change case to go in front of court.
But even when that's done, in six months or so, I'll probably still come here because there are people I like reading from.

>>7301944
it's good to touch yourself
keep doing it

>>7301932
Haven't started it :/ I've been too busy playing shadowverse and pretending I don't have to write a huge essay.

>>7301941
Place time date pls?

>>7301944
>Bjorgi's a girl.

We're all mad here!

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>>7301904
Honestly, stealth is lonely.
I like knowing people who understand trans stuff. Plus you're trans for life, even if you're generally accepted as a girl.

>>7301932
Can confirm, just did this

>>7301944
If it feels good do it
Just I see you post a lot and I like you and want you to be happy whatever that means to you

>>7301949
Do you make those yourself? If so, with a name like that, I hope you get your fragrances from Robertet...

>>7301957
here and now

I'm gay

>>7301955
But it lewd

>>7301957
I'm not a girl
I just wish I was one and you keep calling me one

>>7301965
good girls like to touch themselves it makes them feel good

>>7301964
Hi gay, I'm straight.

>>7301933
>>7301937
Dude stop this will bother me

>>7301963
Shame, I'b busy being ugly and sad...

>>7301965
I dunno, you seem pretty happy about it.

>>7301964
same

Does anyone else have an issue with beard shadow above your lip being present after several laser hair removal sessions? My hair is completely gone elsewhere on my face, but that one annoying patch is still there. Is there something I'm missing?

>>7301961
>tgfw anon likes me
T-that's qt anon thanks

>>7301967
S-stop it or you'll just meme me into the agp meme as well

>>7301970
But I have a penis :(

>>7301972
it's usually the hardest part...

>>7301973
Im anon, but I'm also basic, but anon
I like you a lot borg and want you to be happy

>>7301972
I'm six sessions in and I have that, although I also have strips of thick hair elsewhere.

How many sessions have you had?

>>7301980
>basic has gone anon
Makes you wonder what horrible things you've said while being anon

>>7301976
That is one of the basic requirements for getting a good bf if your a girl though?

>>7301972
Trip on Sparky

>>7301976
girls can have penises
its ok for a girl to touch her penis if she wants to feel good
i want you to feel good

>>7301972
It took four for it to start being less apparent for me. The technician acknowledged it's some of the most stubborn hair. Just give it time unfortunately.

>>7301959
It is too lonely for me. Met a childhood friend I hadn't seen in years today. She didn't recognize me and I didn't dare say a thing. Maybe I should have, don't know. I grew up here but I feel like I don't belong in this village anymore. I'm just a female stranger from the city to everyone.

I crave human contact

I just want to lie down in bed and have someone hug me and stroke my hair.

>>7301980
Based, hug <3

>>7301983
See I missed the get earlier and I'm banished to anon till the next one

i want a girl to cum in my mouth even if tranny cum is a meme

>>7301972
That will be the last to go. Really resilient, even in cis girls.

>>7301981
you're married to Josie Packard?

>>7301972

i have that problem with my chin hair lool
my upper lip hair has been gone for ages but the vellus hairs can be annoying. you could always just do the orange lipstick trick.

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>>7301953 #
I already am tho.
AND FOR A MTFG FIRST
she asked me to post this
She's only like 3 months hrt tho.
Repost b/c image flip on mobile

>>7301992
>tfw friend won't stop touching my hair when we're making out
>ends up feeling like oily ribbons
I am going to be really glad when she gets on hrt.

>>7301994
being anon is healthy

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>>7301956
Dune is pretty amazing, I'm gonna reread it soon, whilst my favorite book is probably Ishmael, Marriage and Morals, or Starship Troopers- The first two are philosophy texts whilst Starship troopers was written at a junior highschool level, and I acknowledge that Dune is far superior.

So, yeah, Dune is probably the greatest fictional novel ever written, I think it will be remembered for the rest of our civilization.

>>7301949
It seems that beauty standard arises within a vaccuum, all human cultures prefer those traits. Even on Zeta Reticuli, I'd still be considered prettier than you.

>>7301959
>tfw no one to succ

>>7301998
A German version, yes.

>>7301980
O-oh hi basic
I am happy when on drugs c:
How are you?

>>7301984
No it's not
That's not how it works I was a good bf for a vagina girl in the past ;_;

>>7301987
>tfw touching peepee barely gives me pleasure anymore
It's still kinda enjoyable but after lije 5 seconds it just goes to feeling like rubbing generic skin

>>7301995
Stop making us chasers look bad, anon. You have to play your hand more subtly than that (pretend to care about their feelings and stuff).

>>7302008
maybe you can make yourself feel good another way

>>7301982
>How many sessions have you had?
10...

>>7301988
Yeah, the technician said that to me too. It does get better after each session, but this just feels ridiculous.

>>7301999
I used Dermablend when I still had patches of shadow. Works great. Before laser, I used Laukrom sticks, literal clownface but those can cover anything and are easy to blend for a perfect match.

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>>7301941
Count me in
>>7301992
Iktf
I'd do anything for daily human contact

>>7301980
I broke the law on her request>>7302001

>>7302010
im a tranny too. i just want another tranny to cum in my mouth

>>7301992
I need a cuddle >:( stupid sertii

>>7302012
N-no
That's dumb
I just need cuddles

>>7302006
>Greatest fictional novel ever written
>Not the Songs of Maldoror

>>7302017
trip on, lauren

basic post that girl puking rainbow picture please

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>>7302006
Just move in with someone you met on 4chan
Werked great for me

>>7302001
better than cnt

>>7302006
Dune has the problem of being barely above HS level and reusing lines like they're going out of style

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....
Th-this is her everyone

>>7301962
Yeah
>>7301972
Yes I hate this so much.
>>7301997
>>7301988
>>7301982
It will go eventually r-right??
>>7302006
Seeing as the ancient Romans openly disparaged tall, long-haired blonde people as savage barbarians I doubt your theory of Nordic masterrace is correct

>>7302024
wtf

>>7302001

i like her eyeliner desuuu

>>7302014

dermablend is REALLY heavy honestly, so i could never lol
i just use a tiny dab of orange lipstick on this one spot on my chin that never wants to die, and then cover it with NARS radiant creamy concealer. works fine.

>>7302017
What I want as a chaser. Is to have sex with a tranny. Then get secretly fed estogen each day. Until I break down and admit I want to be a girl. Then we turn into roommates and get boyfriends

>>7302020
>Not In Search of Lost Time

>>7302028
She's rather pretty.

>>7302028
valq, she is very pale

please let her out into the sun every once in a while

>>7301922
:o lou reed and my dad were friends

>>7302028
she's purty

also I fell asleep last night but I'm jelly of your bod

>>7302033
>what I want as a chaser
>is E for free

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>>7301993
Hugg breana my fav prototrip

>>7302005
I feel like it is too. I spend too much time here. And if I can't quit it I might as well just go anon.

>>7302008
Be safe Borgy
I'm good, I'm kind of drunk right now and watching fiancee play fallout

>>7302016
Punishable by death
And what the actual fuck she looks like that after three months
I hate her now

>>7302025
Ilu anon <3
I gotchu

>>7302008
>tfw it's an effort to start masturbating
Once I get going it's fine, if not a little soft and hard to cum, but it's still fun.

I feel "unfinished" if I don't, er, "finish", but maybe I need to stop that mindset.

Getting drunk kind of helps too. I don't know what it is about hard liquor but I get horny on the stuff. Inhibitions maybe. That's how I first started really looking at gay porn too.

>tfw have to piss a lot
This is annoying

>>7302040
thx <3

>>7302037
they might steal her from valq

>>7302001
She's the one who said I was beautiful right?

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how do i stop feeling fake?
and im not even a good fake...

>>7302008
>>7302042
Wait, so you really are already on hrt?
That was fucking fast.

>>7302042
lol...

>>7302031
Well, it's designed to cover scars and tattoos, so, yeah, totally heavy duty. Nowhere near as heavy and obvious as stage makeup, though.

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>mfw realize it was pomegranate juice on the counter and not blood
>mfw I realize mom didn't cut and drive off somewhere
>mfw she is perfectly fine and I vastly overreacted
wew

fell asleep

>>7301704
i don't even know
i'm only a few years in, i'm sure she'll be fine

>>7301706
she's a been a lot more cuddly
it's weird because she still looks and sounds like a guy but she's overnight become like a different person

>>7301709
why is it sad?
i'd say it's meh at worst

>>7302040
Sounds top comfy

>>7302041
I get horny all the time that's really not the issue
And i bet that if I tried hard enough I could probably make myself a weak cummie too
But it's just not enjoyable touching my penis

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>go to moms house for "we buy turkey after its cheap" turkey day
>asks if I can bake a pie with gf
>sure
>look at recipe
>can we use a permade crust?
>she completely throws a fit
>ok but you don't have any fucking ingredients
>she throws margarine at me and says to use that in the crust
>explain to her why you can't use oil instead of fat
>tells me to buy stuff at store
>refuse
>throws butter at my head
>fine I can make that work
>make crust
>look at rest of recipe
>6 hours of cooking
>she has picked the most elaborate fucking pie in the world
>tell her it's going to be done at 9pm
>yells that I should have been over sooner
>tell her she didn't warn me that the bake time listed was 8 hours for her pecan pie when I can make one in an hour.
>gf is having a meltdown because she is not used to this


I really really hate my entire life rn desu

hi

>>7301881
I know, I'm just scared of not doing enough of the stuff I want to do for my own fulfilment e.g. my creative stuff before it happens

>>7301893
I already moved to a different county and blocked him on FB etc.
he found out my address so comes visits sometimes now
plus if I refuse to talk to him outright he'll take it out on my mum and my sister

haven't even started HRT and i already have doubts about it
i don't know what the fuck to do. if i start HRT i can't stay with my parents (and it's 50/50 they'll catch me when i get the package), at best the only person i could find to shack up with would be a random guy, and there's no way in hell i can live on my own
definitely not if i'm an emotional shitfest due to hormonal issues
i just can't see this working, at all.

>>7302062
hi

>>7302066
how are you

>>7302039
Damn foiled again

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>>7302053
Plot twist: your mum bleeds pomegranate juice

>it's a "dad's explaining his conspiracy theories again and saying that according to his ~visions~ our whole family (himself and me included) are half-alien and apparently I'm essentially Ziggy Stardust and destined to save humanity so I need to stop all this tranny bullshit at once" episode

>>7302068
pretty good

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>>7302051
Oh yeah forgot the pic. I made this one a year ago so it's a bit beaten up.
>>7302063
Have youe ver thought of calling the police?
What county were you in before?

>>7302048
>>7302050
W-what no
I'm on acid and I feel like I am getting made fun of
Rude

>>7302074
cool

>>7302057
I started focusing on the end more. I use to be all about stroking but it's just a lump of flesh now. Now it's mostly stroking right below the head or lightly stroking it. The end is alive and well.

I heard dry humping a pillow does wonders. I could kind of see it but that sounds like even more effort. In a few weeks I'll be out of my parent's house and I'll probably start trying butt stuff.

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>>7302062
>>7302066
>22:56:08
>22:57:08

>>7302076
bjorg needs a diap

>>7302065
>PO box.
>crush up your spiro/cypro and put them in vitamin gel caps.
>Store your estrogen in your po box and do injections every other week.
>be a grill soon

>>7302080
i have a pass its 30 sec not a minute
just a coincidence

>>7302080
lauren has 4chan pass she can post 30 secs stupid

>>7302085
proof

>>7302078
T-that's what I've done all my life
Probably fucked up my dick now though, but it's thrice as good as normal masturbation
Still after 5 seconds just feels like rubbing on a pillow
No fun :(

>>7302060
Well, I also have to cook for my parents. One of the reasons why they like having me visit. The other being that my sister never does even though she lives ten minutes away from here. They still complain about the smoke even though they love eating actually grilled meat instead of some that's simmered in its own juice in a pan like my mother makes it.

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>>7302087
>>7302085
how embarrassing

>>7302084
a PO box is what we use but it's a long way from our place and i can't drive :/
even then i'm going to be on a time limit once i get them, there's no way they'll approve of me transitioning

>>7302065
>>7302084
this is a pretty good idea but i know for a fact that you can't store medication or other stuff in a PO box so she would have to find a different hiding spot

>>7302095
hugg

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>tfw weight has shot up 5 lbs in a week since running out of money

>>7302078
dry humping is great but it takes even longer, up to 2 hours probably

>>7302095
im sorry it was an honest mistake i shouldn't have called you stupid

>>7302100
I'll order some 'za and we can get fat together

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If I feel like I'd rather kill myself than grow middle-aged or old as a man and not a woman, it's probably a good idea to start working towards getting on HRT even if I'm not super dysphoric right now?

>>7302075
Looks nice. I'm going to make soaps, candles and bath bombs for Christmas gifts this year.

>>7301924
Most of the necklaces I made ended up as gifts. I wish I had photos of the two planets one. One was blue green like Earth, and the other was red like Mars. The rest of the beads looked like stars in the night sky. I gave it to a gf, and she got hundreds of compliments on it.

>>7301939
He wrote it before my time. I've met all the people in it except the Sugar Plumb Fairy. I did meet Steven Tyler long before Dude Looks Like a Lady was written. "She had the body of a Venus; Lord, imagine my surprise!" Never did more than talk with him a couple times. I don't even know if he ever knew I was trans. It's actually a quite positive song.
>>7302038
Cool, I met him a number of times. He knew I was a tranny, but we never really hung out ever.

>>7301990
>I'm just a female stranger from the city to everyone.
Weird feeling...

>>7301992
>I crave human contact
iktf.

>>7302073
Dude, Ziggy was cool and perfectly OK with trannys. David Bowie was one of my teenage friends. He literally helped me learn about trans related stuff, as well as countless hours discussing modern art. He also introduced me to many gender queers in the music biz.

>>7302107
yeah. be a girll.

>>7302107
Somewhere between probably and definitely.

>>7302081
A what

>>7302098
Too good for this world

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>>7302036
>>7302037
>>7302046
>>7302044
>>7302031
she was more worried about her eyeliner than mtfg eating her alive. lol
this was her prehrt, like 4-5 years ago while still super awkwrd
>>7302040
its genetics bb. she has short legs/long torsolike an intersex person would

>>7302107
100%

>>7302113
>Too good for this world
aww

>>7302108
Thanks
>>7302115
>that's her pre-HRT
Why do I even bother?

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>>7302115
and
lol
>i legit had a crisis when i thought maybe i was just a gay man who liked feminine boys.
nop.

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>>7302109
>David Bowie was one of my teenage friends.

>>7302046
I wanna see

>>7302057
It is. I've got my cat on my lap too and I'm lying on the couch beside the radiator
8/8

>>7302115
Tell her I'm jelly af

>>7302101
>dry humping is great but it takes even longer, up to 2 hours probably
Fuck that. That's how long I spend looking for porn. I waste enough time without taking 4 hours to finish touching myself.

>>7302115
Fucking lies!
;-;
She's cis, right? right?

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>>7302113
>Too good for this world
not for space though

>>7302109
I know it's been said before but really it's crazy the people you have known, and your life in general.

>>7302115
>dating other trans women

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>>7302020
Never heard of it, and Im well read. Ive read lots of French classics.

>>7302026
I-I dunno, thats sounds like it could turn out horribly.

>>7302027
Hey, I like repetition.
Im not a literary critic, tho I admit I dislike reading things that are much higher than HS level. Kinda takes the leisure out of it.

>>7302029
They still considered them beautiful, lots of rich people has tall beautiful germanic slaves they liked to show off. Elagabalus got killed for showing his off too much. And vikings didn't get rich selling white women because they fetched low prices.

Furthermore Im sure romans who had lighter hair and skin were considered prettier than those with tanned skin and dark hair.

>>7302129
Are you Lauren's orbiter?

>>7302094
I wouldn't mind cooking my stuff

I do not like that she picked an 8 hour pie with a 24 hour rest time and she didn't get the ingredients for it

>>7302123
My dad works at nintendo

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>Anon, you a girl yet?
>Where's your vagina.
Wow dude, funny bants haha. Really makes me want to kill myself.

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>>7302127
nope.
this was april 2015 when she was having her (maybe just TRY to be a boy and like it) repression crisis

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>>7302133
no, but i appreciate the pun

i'm going to borrow it for a bit (i'll give it back later though)

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>>7302115
reminds me of an obvious repressed FtM from here

>>7302115
>this was her prehrt
W-why would you lie like this? ;_;

>>7302131
she's not a resident of 4chan (like your ex)
and she wasnt officially a trannu when we met.
so
......

>>7302139
Not going to lie, she looks like she's FTM in this picture. That haircut looks like something they would get. And her face has that female pudge.
Is she intersex or something?

>>7302109
oh I know, Bowie was awesome, it's just slightly disturbing to hear your aggressively crazy father sincerely hail you as some kind of half-alien musical saviour to the world and being all "so you'd better not let everyone down"

>>7302139
she looks like early ftm


fuck, I don't know weather to be bitter and angry at her, or jealous of you...

>ywn meet a cute ftm and have degenerate reverse piv sex with him

>>7302132
>tfw no (you) by moap

Hi

>>7302132
>Never heard of it, and Im well read. Ive read lots of French classics.
I hope you've read Balzac's Sarrasine. It's about a man who falls in love with a cute trap/transgirl and beta orbits her, but ends up getting into a fight and dying at the end.

Good stuff all round.

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>>7302115
>short legs/long torso like an intersex
That's the opposite of intersex

>>7302132
Don't get me wrong, it usually does
I think my roomie and I just get along well and lucked out

>tfw feel like shit suddenly because I am a silly boy
I do not need dis
Why feel bad over that
Stop it

>>7302125
Sorry m88 I'm not posting my face on a white supremacist imageboard
>>7302131
Just because you got burned doesn't mean we're all bad.
>>7302132
>They still considered them beautiful, lots of rich people has tall beautiful germanic slaves they liked to show off.
Pussy is pussy.
>And vikings didn't get rich selling white women because they fetched low prices
White women are popular in Europe what a surprise
>Furthermore Im sure romans who had lighter hair and skin were considered prettier than those with tanned skin and dark hair.
Source /pol/

>>7302132
/lit/ is being a bunch of assholes so I can't get the pic of the copy pasted senteces in Dune...

>>7302109
Yeah, that kind of feeling is a bit hard to take. On one hand, being here brings up a lot of old memories. On the other hand, those memories end up feeling just as fake as the "memories" I know can't be real. Both kinds feel like they belong to someone else.

>>7302017
>tranny to cum
am i the only one who doesnt cum?

>>7302160
Honestly, that looks like me kinda...

Maybe I'm delusional?

Fuck getting tested for it though, I've got enough wrong with me as it is.

I've spent more on scented candles in the past two weeks than I have in my whole life before

>>7302163
don't listen to anything moap says about race or whatever

before transing she was part of white nationalist groups and only left them because they would murder her for being a tranny

>>7302147
yeah, she's intersex'd
she has a verrry masc/butch twin sister too.
>>7302144
im sorry :c
>>7302143
it was deeeeep repression, ngl
>>7302125
but shes jelly of you?
>>7302154
>>7302152
umm...
welll.. neither of us have vaginas
>>7302160
>she has gyno
but, hrt is already getting her ma'am'd without working on her voice

>>7302160
There's more than one kind of intersex, isn't there?

>>7302160
>than males there age
>there

>>7302109
WHY CANT WE LIVE YOUR LIFE

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>>7302168
>Honestly, that looks like me kinda...
it doesn't look anything like you

what kind of hash are you smoking, brew

>>7302167
I just dribble clear now post orgasm. Sometimes pre but not the faucet I used to be.

>>7302174
I'm bothered more by all the periods
Periods go at the end of sentences. None of those are sentences, especially the title.

>>7302171
waiit for real? which group?

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>tfw I'll probably only ever be able to date chasers
>>7302154
That's living the life desu
>>7302167
It's very light compared to how much I used to
I've had times where nothing at all comes out

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Can somebody explain this guide to an idiot like me?
http://lena.kiev.ua/voice/

Like from what I'm understanding it's explaining the biology of your throat, and then saying to just do:

1. Place your fingers of your throat lightly, swallow, feel how Adam's apple goes up, then down. Look at it in a mirror (or from a side using a web-camera).
2. Swallow again, try to delay its descent. Try to feel inside your neck (not with fingers) the muscles which pull Adam's apple upwards during swallowing.
3. Learn to pull your Adam's Apple upwards and backwards.
4. Then learn to do that during speech. It's the shortcut.

Until you sound like a girl. Surely there is more to it than that.

>>7302181
idk would have to ask her

>>7302178
And here I was hoping C'NT had fucked off.

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>>7302168
I had the weird proportions and gyno so I ended up getting tested
There's a range of normal for males though

>>7302174
Neat I didn't notice that

>>7302173
Yeah, but longer torso is literally a masc trait and generally is not as common in intersex people

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>>7302163
>Source /pol/
no, actually,
Olson, Kelly. Dress and the Roman Woman. New York: Routledge, 2008.

>>7302163
Oh God I wouldn't ever expect or ask you to that would be insane
I'm just saying I wanna see

>>7302172
>but shes jelly of you?
I actually laughed out loud
Like really loud
It woke up my cat

>>7302190
her having a super masc/butch het twin sister is odd as well
definitely womb fuckery.

>>7302189
>And here I was hoping C'NT had fucked off.
oh, i see how it's gonna be from now on

don't like an anonpost? just call them CNT

>>7302123
Yeah, he came over to visit my patron whom I was staying with one Sunday morning. After that we ended up talking art whenever he was in NYC. he was a total modern art nerd and was trying his had at painting too. For years I just knew of him as David Jones. Then one day at dinner one of my table mates commented on my talking to David Bowie. That was when I put 2 and 2 together and realized he was the David Bowie. Yeah, I really wasn't up on pop culture. Art yes!!!, pop culture, no...

>>7302130
Yeah, it's crazy. I can see how it happened, but still. Why me boils down to being born a tranny.

>>7302149
>"so you'd better not let everyone down"
maybe the world needs to see you as a tranny for it to be right.

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>>7302156
Hi, how are you doing? <3

>>7302157
Nawh, Ill have to check it out though, Ive been meaning to read Lolita for years too. The last piece of French literature I finished was The Stranger by Albert Camus.
On the note of traps, I liked the part of Count of Monte Christo when some one gets tricked by a trap in a parade, I cant remember which character because I read the book years ago.

>>7302160
Sounds like it, Im a difficult person to live with as well.

>>7302163
Mmmmk hon just remember when your people were enslaved it was for labor whilst when mine were enslaved it was for pussy.

>>7302164
You're probably right, Im not a literary expert, please don't ruin my story for me </3

>>7302194
cat:
SHUT YOUR GORGEOUS MOUTH.

Juniper's roommate is a bully
But also a qt

>>7302192
oh look a nazi tranny.

>>7302157
If you want a reverse take on that theme, read Monsieur Venus by Rachilde. Incredibly cruel tale. Interestingly, Rachilde was very likely FtM.

>>7302185
it's not 100% of it, but it fixes a bit of the "faggot voice" a lot of people have.
you still have to throw the vibration to the mouth and find the right tone range for you.

>>7302205
how new 4 u

>>7302189
Don't say her name you'll summon her

Also a lot more people than her don't like you

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>>7302205
hello!

>that feel when you realise we're all just sad delusional men
Ouch

>>7302205
pretty funny she used to be a tankie then she got a nazi bf and became a 'conservative'

>>7302202
Not very well, i mostly want attention.

I feel cold inside that only the warmth of another body could make go away.

Its a nasty feeling.

How about you?

>>7302211
It'll be ok Bjorg ;_;

>>7302211
Nah Borgy, we're all girls here <3

>>7302203
She left, sourly.

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H-hey, what's going on? I have this feeling of guilt I can't shake off. Umm I don't know why.
>Mfw

So how's stuff been? Did I miss any intetesting reveals or awesome shitposts?

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>>7302207
So should I like, do the adam's apple thing for a certain amount of time before I try altering my pitch?

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>>7302213
whats a tankie?

also my political believes were pretty conservative since I grew out of my stalin phase when I was like 19.

my bf didnt need to change them.

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>>7302210
<3 phien

>>7302211
>we