My ideal bf is... 1. 185 cm, 110 kg, huge muscle ass 2. beard

>>7290596
>185 cm
>110 kg
Literally obese

Unless he reads Kafka in the original German, he's not even truly reading Kafka and I would have to rate 1/10

>>7290605
Not obese if it's muscles

>>7290596
>>7290596
All I'm missing is the beard, and Kafka.

>But he's on my reading list after I finish with Sylvia Plath

>>7290879
That's cute, I want you to put on a thong and shake your fat ass for me.

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My ideal gf:

1. 170cm
2. 55kg
3. can cook delicious food
4. conservative
5; has a girl penis

>>7290605
Not quite. it's not even bearmode.

>>7290958
I mean hey, treat me right and I just might be into that.

>>7290989
>treat me right
What do you mean by "right" btw?

>>7290975
T-that's basically me

>>7290975
>tfw 175 cm 60 kg, can't cook and hate religion, traditions and cuckservatives

>>7291091
Kindness, respect, romance, loyalty... the usual.

My ideal bf is
1. 6ft 150lbs
2. Blond hair blue eyes
3. Switch
4. Straight acting
5. Is as insecure as me

>>7291141
I thought gay guys have already forgotten what all those things are

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My ideal bf:

1 - Same height as mine (1,80)
2 - Blonde
3 - Big cock
4 - Fit (Unfortunately I am skinny-fat)
5 - Open minded for worldviews (That is, a person that don't hold hard beliefs)

>>7291126
qt, you're a dream girlfriend

please be in london

>>7291138
please don't be in london

>>7291673
I'm not, I hope you find your dream girlfriend.

>>7291171
Literally me

My ideal bf;

- A bit taller than me (~1.90)
- Older than me (21+)
- Manly (beard, body hair)
- Muscly arms and chest, slight belly
- Confident and loud, complete opposite of me
- Hopeless romantic
- Protective and slightly possessive
- Has a passion for TCG's and other nerdy stuff
- Draws really well or plays an instrument (violin or piano)

Welp, I doubt someone like that exists and if he would he would probably live too far away/ not be into me anyway. But it's always nice to dream, right?

>>7292888
I kind of check off a few of those too...

>>7291215
I don't know so much. I know gay guys who are romantic and loyal.

>Plus I'm not gay, I'm bi

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>>7291673
L O N D O N
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>>7293566
>bi
>loyalty
pick one

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>>7292803
kek, i'm not actually from london, that's a /fit/ meme

but thanks!

>>7290975
>170 cm
>52kg
>Can cook delicious food
>Conservative
>Have girl penis

>>7294346
Ffs

I've never cheated in my life. I have been cheated on, by two people, but I have never cheated. Monogamy is all I am into; I've not even had a one-night stand. The concept of physical relations without monogamous love frankly upsets me.

So tired of this meme.

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>>7294431
Please don't be from /PLG/

>>7290619
>"reading translated prose?
>pleb"
>doesnt care about the fucking French poetry in translation apparently
>opinion discarded

>>7290596
Does it make me retarded if I feel intensely uncomfortable with a guy who is obviously much more intelligent than me, and is far more well read?
I mean I'm slightly above average I think, but lack any motivation whatsoever and I'm already depressed, and then a guy I meet is all sweet to me and compliments me and we have an intelligent conversation but... ugh I'm not usually the dumbest one in the room I just hate that.
But his muscle butt was so juicy...

>>7290596
My ideal GF (I'm a transbian) is

1. 4 feet 5 inches ( I love small girls :3 )
2. Waist-long hair <3
3. Can cook delicious food
4. Plays Vidya games with me
5. Switch and loves piss.

That. I would fucking MARRY her.

>>7290596
Ideal gay BF:

1. Around my height (6'2) so about 5'10 - 6'4
2. Somewhere between skinny and ottermode
3. Clean shaven
4. They can have whatever political beliefs they want as long as they're open to conversation, logical, and not obnoxious
5. Likes video games.