how do I get some gay shit delivered to my house without

Get a PO box fgt

have family that doesn't open your mail

If you live in Canada, you can set up a flex delivery account through Canada post to have your packages forwarded to a post office.

Just buy a PO box. Plans are usually 3 months or 6 months or a year. No one will have access to it unless you flat out tell them you bought one, told them the number and left them a copy of the key.
There is also the possibly you die and they show the post office a death certificate -- but you'll be dead so who cares then.

nice taste in web comics. phil's stuff is great.

>>7272905
Amazon.ca offers you the option right in their checkout now.
Just ordered some shit today and did that.
UPS also has an option to deliver it to their stores rather than your house. Which is nice cause otherwise they attempt 3 deliveries and don't even let you pick the damn thing up until after 3 tries. Ridiculous.

What are you getting delivered? Hormones or dildos?

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>>7273533
Nothing yet, because I don't have a job. But once I do, both!

>>7273543
Just order some to your house. Tell your parents it's for science, they'll understand.

I order supplements by the kilogram and I just tell my parents I'm doing science experiments on myself. Works well enough.

>>7273575
lmao they definitely know what you're doing

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>>7273575
Yeah, no. That plan is as flimsy as tissue.

>>7272651
Most if not all websites ship discreetly. You should ask yourself if it's your mind worrying or you conscience telling you it's degenerate.

>>7273584
Nah I have lots of just regular supplements and shit. I used to order st.johns wort by the kilogram for example. But I decided to stop cause it was giving me really vivid dreams, a little too vivid. I could probably order a lifetimes supply of estrogen at this point and they would have no clue what's going on. I recently just bought a kilogram of astaxanthin algae.
Pretty sure my mom has seen my grill clothes but I told my parents I'm gay so they probably just think I'm a crossdresser even though I'm like halfway to being a full blown tranny at this point.