Hello, I can't believe I would ever type these words, but

Bump, advice please
im panicking sort of

>>7264838
Confront your dad about it and tell him you're gay too and become bros.
Don't tell him you're gay until he confirms that he's gay with you, or if he acts all awkward and defensive tell him it's okay.

>>7264838
Don't mention it to your mother or anyone else?
If he wants to come out, he will at his own pace. Don't rush him, be accepting if/when he does, etc.


Also post links so we can objectively rate his taste in pornography.

>>7264863
I'm not comfortable with myself yet, let alone out of the closet... this has set me 500 years back

>>7264859
Suck his dick

>>7264869
But I feel I could never come out myself, people will think I'm gay because he is, or worse that they begin to say stuff about us youknow

also it would ruin my mums life, i just know it. shes very sensitive

>>7264881
If anyone gives you shit, point out that they and their mother are both heterosexual, and then ask them how many times they've fucked.

>>7264838
I think by far the best thing you can do is pretend it never happened. What possible good could it do to confront your dad about something like that? It will just embarass him and destroy your relationship with each other. Is your dad Christian? If so maybe this was a temporary lapse into sin as many of us have (maybe not to gay stuff but a lot of us look at porn and then regret it/repent later). He may repent on his own but I don't see how bringing it up to him would make that more likely to happen. It would just make things awkward and difficult all around.

>>7264899
By the way, repent of your own homosexuality as soon as possible and start attending church. Amen.

>>7264899
Thanks for the advice. He's not actively Christian but was brought up in a Christian background, which I guess explains a lot...

>>7264910
>homosex is a sin
Nice meme King James, but we know all about your boyfriends and political agenda bro.

>>7264838
>if it is discovered that he is gay, and so am I
>if
Make sure nobody discovers it then.

>>7264966
This.
You must hire a covert assassin to eliminate yourself and your entire family, then destroy all evidence that may lead to suspicions about you or your father's sexual orientation.
They must be swift, silent, ruthless and untraceable. Only perfection will do.
I suggest importing feom Japan. They take family honor very seriously there and will empathize with this difficult decision.

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Marry ur dad

>>7264910
Recent reports show that jesus was actually gay and he got gangbanged by his disciples every single night, and thag is why he got crucified.

>>7265599
>get nailed by disciples
>get nailed to a cross as punishment
irony.