/gaygen/ Gay General - Nintendo Switch Edition

no one cares about games

wheres the discord invite?

Wait it's a full system? I thought it was just two controllers you stick to the sides of a phone or tablet.

>>7243604
Its a handheld that connects to a tv. Start seeing it as that and it makes more sense.

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>tfw no femboy/trap bf to shoot guns with

>>7243631
>no-one cares about games
well aren't you fun

Discord
sorry, something happened to the old thread, had to check the archived one

http://discordapp.com/invite/sdNrPaM

>>7243698
>tfw no operator bf

Top lad.
http://is.4chan.org/gif/1479240599836.webm

>>7243631
I care about games. You don't have much else to do when you're a shutin.

If Trump and Pence do go full Hitler on lgbt rights and people like the liberals claim they will, it will be a great test of character.

We will not survive this test, but at least we die knowing that all those liberals only pretended to like us, and that the conservatives still hate us.
So at least we die knowing I as right all along.

>>7243698
i want to play with your gun anon

>>7244122
Good, they'll kill all the faggots and leave the fine gays alone.
Also it's not like they can do anything to gays. The media is just stirring shit up but once they get into office they will probably ignore gays seeing as they pretty much won marriage and there really isn't much else to fight for.

>>7244386
>implying they wouldn't go all the way and compile an extensive list of gays - faggy and non-faggy - before beginning their purge.
Just posting here would probably be enough to do you in, Anon.

>>7244386
>they'll kill all the faggots and leave the fine gays alone.
>implying straight people think there's a difference

>>7244122
>like the liberals claim they will,
This is honestly one of the most retarded things I've heard in a long time. And it's crazier that it gets believed.

It's like thinking Obama was going to set up concentration camps to kill all the whities.

>>7244610
>This is honestly one of the most retarded things I've heard in a long time.
Well I can't think of smething more retarded.
But in the odd case of them do rounding up all fags, they'll prove me right.

>>7244701
Maybe you just aren't swole enough.
Or if you're cucked a lot, date less shallow people.

Or just learn to bottom for big dicks. The world needs more muscle bottoms.

>>7244745
Stop buying into the meme that getting cucked is your own fault. You were dating a shitty person, and that's that.

>>7244861
Sunlight is overrated.

Nine out of ten vampires agree.

>>7244701
There will always be bigger guys, just don't date sloots who only care about size. Stop feel so inferior, its not an attractive trait if someone can tell you feel that way.

>>7244850
Aww. I'm pulling for you bb.
Just keep liftan. You'll find the guy for you.

>>7244854
It is you fault, if you knowingly date a shitty person.

I was that guy. Loving someone doesn't stop them from being a sociopath.

>>7244701
i would never cuck you anon

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I just watched the second episode of please like me

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video games?

>>7245187
Just barely.
Xbox games are sort of the Miller Lite of gaming.

>>7245217
Let's beat him up together

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help

In my first sexual relationship. when I have sex with my bf, I'm extremely aroused and it feels good as shit. I'm a top and I have high stamina so I can legitimately go at it for 2 hours without stopping, but I just can't finish without giving up and masturbating when I get too tired. Sometimes I get nervous and lose my erection despite being very horny

why dis

>>7245263
Performance anxiety?

>>7245208
Yeah, I paid less than 5€ a piece for the vast majority of those games. Cheap fun

I really enjoyed co-op campaigns of Gears of War, Halo, Resident Evil, Kane&Lynch and Army of Two games

Army of Two was so fucking gay it made me feel ashamed to play it with my brother though

>>7245217
>This just in
Where are you getting this info from? Your ex?
He might just be twisting the knife.

>>7245263
Sounds like performance anxiety to me. I'm the same way the first few times I fuck a guy.

>>7245295
>Army of Two was so fucking gay it made me feel ashamed to play it with my brother though
lol I could see that.

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>>7245187
Those look like videogames, yep.

I'm replaying Undertale personally.

>>7245321
The game has the two protags dick to butt in the same parachute harness ffs

There's no way that the lead designer wasn't at least partially gay
>>7245369
I probably should fix my pc in order to see if that game is any good

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>>7245475
It's a good game. Should probably do that.

>>7245507
What makes it a good game?

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>>7245734
It's fun. And very cute.

>>7245851
so its nothing like you?

>fall for someone
>start a relationship with someone else
>tell my crush
>he tells me later he got with someone too
>cry
>crush later tells me he was going to maybe suggest a relationship later on

ugh why didn't I suggest something before ;______;

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>>7245475
Wasn't something like this basically a game mechanic as well?

I don't remember Army of Two being gay, just two bros broing it out and killing dirty muzzies
It was pretty fun though.

>>7245972
no healing factor but you can give a tactical bro five in game

you can also shove the other guy for fucking up
>>7246008
killing ragheads is the meat and potatoes of the game but don't forget the mission where you get to kill chinks

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>Think I might as well come out of the closet and my life will improve
>Be 28
>No twinks want to talk to me because i'm as nervous as a high school kid in a romantic comedy film, despite being a 7/10

Ayyyy. These first 3 months have gone fucking awful, is depression what being gay is about?

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>>7243631

I care about games.

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GET A BF

honestly if we just sacrifice all virgins the world would be a better place
they're just way too angsty

>>7246278
If I get srs and present as an ftm will you be mine?

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>>7246313

NO (yes)

>>7246197
Probably not a 7. Guys will put up with a lot for a halfway attractive dude.

>>7246468
I found this oddly arousing.
I really don't need any new fetishes.

>mfw just got fucked senseless by a guy who wears cable knit sweaters and has an unapologetically syrupy voice whenever he talks to dogs
>mfw I have no face because I'm not sure how I feel about this

He seems so innocent in every other aspect.

>>7246642
sis
rule #0 in life is it's always the innocent ones that are quite literally the most ruthless and perverted

>he has the perfect sleepy voice
>but he's also a cranky fucking bitch
god needs to work on these calibrations tho

>>7246588
you want a anthro sulley bf now

>>7246642
>Tfw that guy is me
In my defense I only wear the sweaters because my mom knits them.

>>7246805
That only makes it more adorable

>>7246764
Naw. I'm more Sully like.
I want a cute Mike bf.

>>7246741
It's just so strange because he's so goddamn Captain America and apple pie. I thought he'd be inexperienced like I am but also kind of submissive. I didn't think he was capable of this kind of dick wizardry.

>>7246805
His mom doesn't knit, but she taught him how to bake. He makes the best fucking lemon poundcake I swear.

>>7246820
someone that looks 10 years old to keep your fat lazy ass in check?

>>7246840
Sounds like you found The One™. Enjoy it sis~

>>7246754
I'm the direct fucking opposite of a morning person too but I'm down for spooning and coffee in bed at least. I've been told I look like an angry baby when I wake up.

>>7246850
I really, really like him. Part of me thinks he might be into some shit, but as long as it isn't anything too crazy I guess I don't mind trying it.

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>tfw no thicc bf

>tfw no redneck bf
>he will never have a qt southern accent
>will never tease him about his confederate flag boxers
>he will never pick me up in his pickup truck thats blasting country music

Why live ?

I'm such a retard for being in love with this guy. I'm not even sure if he's 100% straight - I honestly think he is not - but that's besides the point, since he is completely out of my league anyway (I'm talking of a legit 10/10 he's literally perfect in every way, fuck).
The thing is, we're huge friends, he really likes me, yada yada yada. All that cliché shit. I don't want to lose his friendship but how the fuck am I supposed to get over him if I keep seeing him every day? I've never told him how I feel but am pretty sure he's starting to notice, since I get upset when he invites other people to hang out with us. He'll say shit like 'what, you wanna on a fucking date with me or something?' and I goddamn do.
I am hurting so badly. It's pathetic. I was feeling quite okay a few months ago, before I met him. Now I can barely leave home anymore because of the crippling sadness I constantly feel.

Weekend is coming up, which means he'll probably text me 100 times asking me to hang out, spend the night at his place etc.
If he does text me I'll feel shitty, but I also know that if he doesn't, I'll feel even worse.

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/pol/ack here

Had gay sex. And I still hate you freaks.
What? Did you expect me sucking your cock and taking it up my butt would make me stop being a homophobe?

Just because we had a cuddle and a kiss doesent mean I approve of your degenerate lifestyle

>Get told I'm mean for not wanting to bother with a someone who says they're "HIV undetectable"

>>7246970
Oh, how hot! A conservative straight guy who occasionally likes cuddling and kissing and doing cute things with gay boys :3 I'm so turned on rn. ^_^

Fuck off with this boring fantasy.

>>7246970
no1care

>>7246970
tsundere :3

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What do you do to cope, gaygen?
Gym bunny here. It helps to keep my head in the right place. And keeping busy with school + work.

>>7246970

>It-it's not like I LIKED it or anything!

Welcome, faggot.

I wanna be a bottom but I'm muscular and cut

Just want to be held down and dominated

>>7246962
Tell him.
He'll probably turn you down but it's better out in the open. And there's a chance he'll go for it.

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>POKEMON SUN/MOON IS OUT
>I NEED TO WAIT ANOTHER 16 HOURS UNTIL I CAN PLAY IT ALL NIGHT WITH BF
AAAAAAAAHH I CANT TAKE THE HYPE

So I argued with my bf earlier because he was accusing me of cheating even though he had nothing to base that claim on. I had already told him in a previous occasion that I find that really hurtful, yet he refuses to admit that he's doing anything wrong at all.

This kind of behavior really makes me want to break up with him because I hate knowing that my own bf thinks I'm a shitty person that can't be trusted, and I think I deserve someone better than this.

HOWEVER, I've had other bfs before and in one way or anothet this was an issue with them to. They wouldn't trust in me, and they would not only refuse to admit their mistakes but also try to make me feel like shit for pointing things out in the first place.

Now I know not every gay guy is like this, but are those the minority? I'm personally starting to think so. What about you?

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>>7247576
>has a bf
>thinks "i deserve someone better than this" as though people are just objects that should be replaced with a more comfortable version when they become inconvenient because he's entitled the most comfort
>probably acts in such a way that he's obviously thinking like this
>his bf isn't the only person to come to this conclusion about him
>thinks his bf is the problem and he is blameless

Sounds like it's a problem on both your parts, his for being a paranoid child and not talking to you about it before accusing you, yours for lacking self awareness and blaming everyone else, chalking up any criticism to just being "the way gays are", before even considering that maybe you naturally act in such a way that you give off this impression to numerous people.

I stopped looking at yaoi when I realized it was made by and for straight women. This is part of the reason for my (admitted) misogyny

>>7247109
>muscular and cut
Every chubby neck beard says that. Pics or it didn't happen.

In the unlikely event it's true, everybody likes muscle bottoms. Finding a guy to dominate you should be easy.

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>tfw really wish gay conversion therapy was legal for consenting adults and was effective at repressing gay thoughts
I want to be done and over with this mental illness. I like women. I would date a woman given the chance. But I can't shake the gay away. I was out as gay for three years and the faggy side of me grew like a tumor.
Now I find a girl I could date, and start doubting my gay. But it's grown out of control.
Anyboydy have any ways of at least fighting off the want to bottom and be fucked by a dude?
If I could just be dominant, top, and more female oriented I could live just fine.

>>7247998
get pegged

>>7247998
Stop being a fucking wuss and find a girl you like and fuck her. Or, find a guy you like and let him fuck you. But it sounds like you're leaning straight so you should go for a girl, lest you end up cucking a guy because >muh vag

Hey guys I am back what's up

faggots lol

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Im getting drunk guys

what are you up to this fine weekend?

>>7249078
Consider getting some friends so you aren't vying for my attention constantly.

>>7249110

Consider getting some friends so you aren't vying for my attention constantly.

>>7249110
>>7249141

OH MY GOD WHO IS THE REAL CLOWNSHOES???

((it's me))

>>7249105
Hopefully playing Car Wars with my friends but they're dubious about it, its too involved compared to DnD for them...

Personally, I think they're just sissys who are scared of my war machines :3

Oh and I guess we will be drinking as we play, it's the only way to keep them hooked in, the promise of drugs.

>>7249410

SHUT UP WE CAN LIVE FOREVER IN FORMALDEHYDE

>be me
>dating ldr bf over a year now
>last night says he has to text less because of school
>he still is on whatsapp most the day
>texts me maybe every 14 hours
>what do
>oh and seeing him for Christmas in another country soon...
>what do...

>tfw no big russian bf

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>>7244701
>short
>insecure about the shape and size of my dick
I can empathize

>>7249563

Read my name, you fucking piece of SHIT.
I am THE REAL FUCKIN CLOWNSHOES.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wDcYPNDMov

>>7249571
Can always bottom.
Short is cute. And if you bottom nobody cares about your dick.

>like a qt
>can't help but bully him in a harmless sort of way because it's cute to see him get annoyed and it's hot when he pouts
>have started to kind of flirt with him and test the waters
>he gets annoyed at that too but also flustered
>oh no it's even more adorable
>can't stop

What's wrong with me

>>7251116
That's fucking cute
CUTE

Jesus Christ, dude
What do you mean what are you friends going to say?
Love, you don't understand me now
But maybe you are going to
I knew it since the time that you asked
If I ever loved someone else truly
I didn't know what to respond, wanting you to
Know that I can love fully
But the truth is that I haven't, nor have I tried
Not until now

>>7251116
I'm with that other anon. That is really cute.

>>7251121
>>7251246
I honestly feel like its hard to exercise self-control when it comes to him. Some people seem to think I'm an asshole to him, but he gives as good as he gets. If he didn't like it, he wouldn't hang out with me despite how much he protests I'm annoying. He hasn't tried returning all the times I've flirted with him or teased him, but I have hope.

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>>7251116
>tfw never had a qt, nor ever will...
don't fug it up anon

>>7251287
rape him

Im really anxious ???

>>7247703
You're looking at the wrong yaoi.
Stop looking at the emotional dime in a dozen "come on just fuck already you pansies also stop crying it's not even in yet" yaoi.

Read the "holy shit cock feels really good in there we should do this more often and actually do it more often also I'm not doubting myself after having my anus ravaged by a hot guy" yaoi instead.

Really, if the bottom acts like a flat chested emotional virgin girl with a penis attached, stop reading.

>>7251343

>tfw been talking to a qt for awhile, hoping to meet up eventually

>>7251343
I'm trying my best not to. I get the feeling if I go to fast it'll freak him out.

It's been a while since I've gotten any action, so I think about kissing and fooling around with him almost constantly as a result. It's a real exercise in self-control for me. I've had opportunities with other guys, but all I want is him.

>>7251352
Where's the fun in that? 90% of what I'm looking forward to is him wanting it so bad he doesn't know what to do wit himself.

>>7251435
I hope you get your chance.

Why can't I seem to move on?
Why can't I let it go?
Why can some stupid ice witch sing about letting shit go while I'm here with my cold dark heart unable to let him go?

>>7251116
I know someone who does this to me but I totally hate it. It's creepy, he's creepy, but I have not enough self esteem to put him into place.

>>7251731
I don't think that's the case for him since there have been plenty of times that he's initiated a conversation, sought out my company (even if he's gruff about it).

He gives about as good as he gets, but I wonder about his self-esteem sometimes. I think he doubts himself and his abilities and definitely doesn't give himself enough credit. It's bullshit and I made sure to tell him so.

I've always kind of said and done whatever I want, so it feels unnatural for me to be careful.

It's shit that the guy you know is a creep, though. Even if you don't have the self-esteem you should stand up to him.

>tfw not impregnating a cute boy RIGHT NOW
>tfw not watching his cute furry belly swell with my child

;____;

>>7243604
How much plastic surgery is too much? Would you date a guy who got his mouthbreather chin fixed? How about an ugly nose? When does it start getting freaky?

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>>7251882

if I can tell, it's too much

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>>7251870
I would become pregnate for you if science ever finds a way.

>>7251870
I would force >>7252165 to miscarry and bear your children instead if science ever finds a way.

>>7252165
Also, if this becomes real, who in gaygen, besides me, would get a uterus transplant to have baby with thier hubby?

>>7252165

y-you really mean it? :3c

>>7252176

Wow rude but also hot

I enjoy the idea of guys fighting over my seed

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>>7252183
>dead babies are hot
I withdraw my previous offer

>>7252195

Fetuses aren't babies

Sounds like it's time for some forced impregnation desu

>>7252340
>dead fetuses are hot
Happy now?

>>7252389

It's the competition that's hot

>>7252451
Why can't we just all share your seed?

>>7252463

I'm open to that too

There's plenty to go around

>tfw no harem of cute pregnant boys

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>>7252475
Okay, I'm in, but if you don't kick a bitch out of your harem for killing my fetus I'll be fucken pissed.

>>7252520

Good boy

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>>7252575

>>7252667

How many loads have you taken from Jupp today

>>7252676
What do you think of bald bottoms? Or guys who buzzcut?

>>7252696

Bald requires a beard and general manliness to pull off

Buzzcut is ok

>>7252696
Who else likes to nut on a bald bottom's bald head and rub it into his scalp as "fertilizer"?

>>7252698
What would you tell this guy?
Asking for a friend.

https // unsee cc rebomani

>>7252727

I'd tell him to stop shaving his treasure trail like how does your friend expect to lure boys in with the ol' stretch and reveal tummy trick

>>7252860
My friend can't grow a treasure trail. And what's that trick?

I was also thinking more of, would you bone that guy? Assuming you'd top.

He can take rejection, so feel free to be harsh.

>be me
>always complain about feeling lonely and not having any friends
>two people text you inviting you to two different parties
>turn off phone and pretend to be dead

>>7252875

My condolences

It's when you stretch or reach up so your shirt rises up and it reveals your lower tumtum

Dudes eat that shit up hard

Also probs not, too skinny for me

>>7252882

go out and get crunk bitch

>>7252911
>go out and get crunk bitch
but why if all I want is to curl up in bed and watch ancient japanese films

>>7252945

that's just your social anxiety talking

>>7253020
ii know

help me senpai

>>7252945
yeah but what if you also want to get wasted and ancient japanese films will always be there but this moment of young drunken flirting is fleeting

>>7247033

I cry sometimes. I feel better after.

>>7253026

I habeeb in you

You can do it

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gaygen, hello
how are we doing
how do we feel
what's everyone listening to / watching rn

I'm relistening to loop-finding-jazz-records by Jan Jelinek which I haven't heard in a while, forgot how cozy it is

>>7253067

I'm laying in bed because my back hurts. I feel sad. I'm browsing the internet on my phone.

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>>7253133
why's yr back hurt? you should try a massage, i've been meaning to get one again. they're really worth it when you're hurting

r u sad bc of back? or general just life sad

>>7252911
Wait, so if my friend was ripped, you'd consider?

What's on his head doesn't immediately turn you off?

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>>7253237

Yep

Not ripped tho I like chunkymuscle boys

>>7253272
Aha I see good to know. I'll relay the message.

>tfw nobody to fuck me tonight

Well guess another Friday with me and the dildo

>>7253378

Takin "go fuck yourself" literally

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>>7253378
i miss mine
also is it that much better to get one once you already have one? like to get different shapes or whatever
seems all the same

>>7247033
Post gym bunny butt.

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>>7247033
music. and running. I guess gym bunny too but not so much lifting.

>>7253224
>why's yr back hurt?

I don't know. It feels really tight and it makes me lean to one side. I've been seeing doctors, had massages, and had a personal trainer for over a year, but nothing's changed. It hurts most of the day. I can't stand or walk for very long.

>r u sad bc of back? or general just life sad

Both, I guess.

>>7253424

I agree

>>7253378
Why bother expecting anything to begin with?

>>7253597

But life is wonderful

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>when you discover he's got a praise kink

>>7253635

What's a praise kink? You mean he likes to be called a good boy?

>>7253607
Sure, doesn't mean everything you ever do won't end in disappointment though.

>>7253662

That's nonsense. One time I edged for 6 hours and the orgasm wasn't disappointing at all.

>i want to take care of you
what exactly does this mean?
it sounds so sweet, but I kind of don't even know what that means anymore.

>>7253821

He wants to make you feel safe, buy you dinner and beat up guys who call you a faggot

>>7253858
This sounds about right I think.
I got way too lucky and do not deserve him.
He's totally crazy for me too.

>>7253893

Tell us everything

>>7252727
what was the pic?

>>7252727

I'd tell him I am the real fuckin clownshoes.

>>7254196

You obviously are smoking too much weed.
Give it a rest, namefag.

>>7254249

There is not enough weed in this world to make me give it a rest, Anon.

>George B. McClellan and Ulysses S. Grant
Goddamn, why were Union generals so hot?

>tfw no dog dicked bf

>>7254428

>tfw no knot

>sleeping
>find my own clone in dream
>instant blow job
>wake up just before getting serious
>diamond_dick.bmp

I rarely get dirty dreams but i enjoy them, i wish i would get more of them

>>7251421
Thank you based anon

>look a 2/10 from the left side
>-1000/10 from the right
I hate being deformed ;____;
Where can I find plastic surgery advice online? I'm ok with the left side of my face/head. I want the right to match.

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Hes moving back to China for 8 months.

Im sure he'll forget about me or find some other guy to be with.

Feels achingly bad man.

>>7252177
Yes.

>>7255594
You are way too tiny to get pregnant

>>7255651
I can just have a smaller baby, surely.

>tfw living in a Middle Eastern country
>tfw femboys are non existent here

End my life

How many times is it normal to cum when you're on the bottom? Is it uncomfortable for the guy or does it feel good? I'm asking for a friend.

>>7255878
As bottom you gotta be ok with sometimes not cumming. Like I will get this semi-orgasmic feeling that leaves me feeling great but I won't cum unless he's hitting it perfectly and constantly but by the time I'm about to cum they have already came. But I will have loads of pre-cum so that makes it kinda hot.
For the top it depends, some guys don't give a duck and just want to stick it in a hole and call it a day. Others might get self conscious and think they didn't do a good enough job. It varies with what type of person and what your relationship type (quick fuck or actual relationship) would fall under.

>>7255906
more or less this. unless you mean have orgasm. that's different. you can have a prostate orgasm without any jizz.

>>7255800
Immigrate to the first world.

>>7247033
stay at home and do nothing
>>7253041
I cried a bit but stopped seeing the point

>>7254629
surely can't be as bad as that, pic?

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>tfw found a lost pup who has already been trained
>tfw pup cums on command and does whatever I say

>>7255237

>getting upset over a dime a dozen asian boy

>>7256127
Israel is first world-ish but half the population is ugly middle eastern fucks with brown skin and black hair.

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This is the city I live in. :/

What is your city like /gg/?

>>7256287
>pup play
Kill yourself

>>7256383
Ouch. That sucks. Even in the tourist places?

>>7255906
>Others might get self conscious and think they didn't do a good enough job

I think that's my problem. I was worried I was terrible at sex at first because my boyfriend would always wind up losing his erection. But I was told on here that was pretty normal for a guy if he's on the bottom. Now I just worry a lot about doing a decent job so it always takes me a while to finish and I'm worried I might be over stimulating him and that it feels uncomfortable. He said it's not the case, but he's not the sort of person to admit to something like that even if it were true.

>>7256433

If a university/college is nearby lie about your age (say you're 18), go on grindr and look for a bf in college.
That's what I use to do.

>>7256433
>I'm definitely attractive enough,
Apparently not baby cakes.

Try the pole dancer, fitness is important.

>>7256484
My issue is that no one is out. And god no he's really fucking ugly, just a nice body.

>>7256496

usually the ugly ones get more handsome in college

>>7256504
Yea but not now so I don't really care. Plus he has the personality of a 12 year old.

>>7256496
>no one is out.
In a school of 2400, there's probably about a hundred gay and bi guys. If you're out and haven't been approached discreetly, you're probably not as good looking as you think.
>ugly, just a nice body.
Maybe it's time to settle. Can always mess around with your eyes closed.

>>7256496
>And god no he's really fucking ugly, just a nice body.
An ugly face can be fixed with a paper bag.
An ugly body can't.

>>7256521
I thought so too, but idk because I don't know anyone getting same sex action aside from fat lesbians, which there are many

>>7256476
are you the anon who kept giving his boyfriend prostate orgasms and had no idea?

GAWD YOU PEOPLE ARE SO BORING.

~~New fuckbuddy~~

Feels good man!

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Post pubes

>>7256957
Eww

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Arabic people are the funniest thing on the internet.

>>7256957

You need to trim.

>>7243604
http://logs.omegle.com/c60809624af8e673

at this moment I am euphoric, not because of some phony God, but because I am enlightened by my own intelligence

>feel ugly
>guys I like are always talking about how hot guys are
;_______________________;
at least my bf thinks I'm cute for some reason

Guys who went from ugly to hot, either through weight loss or orthodontics or anything really. How different does the gay community treat you now?

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>>7257365
some people think pugs are the cutest shit ever while most people think they look fucking ugly

you lucked out big time by finding a bf who likes you for who you are, now why would you give a single shit about what other people think?

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Something is wrong with the world when 13 year old boys want to be gay slaves.

>>7257474
I just want everybody to think I look nice. It's not fair.

>>7257482
>You: 18
fucking pedo
you should have just disconnected

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>starting to not want to talk to people again because it's feeling hard again

I was doing so good recently too... I don't want to go down that road again.

>>7257474
How is that dog not the cutest shit ever?

>>7257496
Same. I look acceptable but acceptable ain't good enough.

Can't wait for my rhino.

>>7257496
your attitude is shit and you probably look like shit

no one cares except your bf and he's the only one you should give a shit about

>>7257498

>You have disconnected

That means I did disconnect.

I'm just pissed off. How can I even compete when there's a illegal underagers looking to be submissive slaves too? Fucking underage hoes!

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it just doesn't get better on omegle..

I hope Trump/Pence puts an end to this degeneracy.

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how strange

>>7257538
Damn. I could use an 18 year old slave.

There are lots of subs around, but they're all older.

>>7257648
Was the picture cute at least?

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>>7257516
I for one don't like a pouty face

This doggo is much better

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>>7257682

He said he was the one on the left.

;^;

>>7257698

who would pretend to be a 6/10 asian?

Fucking weird.

I think you should play him back...tell him how it's okay and how you REALLY WANT TO GET TO KNOW HIM for who he is. See if he'll open up to you and than get his real photos and post them everywhere and on craigslist and ruin his pathetic life.

>>7257733
It's this kind of vengeful spite that ensures you stay forever alone :')

autism levels are at 900%, captain

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Ugh..I think i'm done with omegle now.

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Man hes sperging out

i guess he really liked me

>>7257829

All the pedos pretend to be young boys on there (they use fake pics/videos) to get other young boys to send them pics/vids. I realized that a long time ago.

>>7257867

>sweet, intelligent boy


Wtf? He's a pedophile creep. Delete.

how do u guys hide ur powerlevel

my friends are getting susp

>>7257733
>who would pretend to be a 6/10 asian?
racist spotted

How do you even git gud when it comes to talking dirty? I kind of want to try it, but everything I think of sounds really cheesy and lame in my head. So it'll probably sound worse when I text it, right?

>>7258411
do it with humor and self-respect
beee urself: the advise

>>7257529
>your attitude is shit and you probably look like shit
true

>no one cares except your bf and he's the only one you should give a shit about
You're supposed to care about what literally everyone thinks about you.

>>7258411

Typing dirty in text messages never turns anyone on.

Vocal dirty talking is hot but only if you have a dominant voice. Vocaroo you saying stuff, let us judge you.

what are you having for dinner, gaygen?

>>7258411
Give example.

>>7258502

Avocado Spring Rolls
Salmon Avocado Sushi Rolls

>>7258464
How can you be ugly and have a bf?!

I'm pretty sure that's against the law.

>>7258418
I guess that could work. Though I don't know if this is going to convince him that I'm not interested in just sex with him. But I'm pretty lonely in other ways right now, too.

>>7258487
I don't really have a voice like that, but my boyfriend really likes it when I talk dirty to him during sex. I have no problem doing it in the moment, but outside of it, it's no good.

I'm basically trying to get him to come over and fuck around but want to do it with more finesse than just being like "wyd?"

>me revealing any part of myself on the four chan dot org

Nah, son.

>>7258411
Everything sexy sounds dumb if you aren't horny. If you are horny even dumb stuff sound hot.

>>7258591
>more finesse
There's you problem. Be more direct.
> Fuck bb, I want your [insert body part] so bad right now.

>>7258464
>You're supposed to care about what literally everyone thinks about you.
Why?

>>7258507
I feel like I'd normally just be like "Hey come over and fuck my mouth." or something.

I feel like that's such a fuckbuddy thing to say, though. I mean, he'll still do it. But we've been dating for a while now and I really, really like him.

He's said before it seems like I'm only interested in sex, so maybe I'm just being paranoid and overanalyzing.

>>7258628
That's true.

>>7258646
That's normally like something I'd say.

But like I said, he seems to think I'm only in it for sex. The trouble is I really, really like him a fucking lot. I'm just really bad with verbally expressing my emotions because it freaks me out so bad. It's easier for me to show it than tell it if that makes sense. I don't know how to get over being freaked out or even to how talk to him about it. I've tried a couple times and I choked.

>>7256287

Goals

>>7256396

Master race

>>7258705

>easier for me to show it than tell it

Send him a tent pic then duh

>>7258705
I don't see the problem with texting something like that when you want to have sex.

Perhaps you could make more of an effort to spend time with him for things other than sex though, if you're worried your relationship is too sex-focused. Going on dates and whatnot.

>>7258705
>The trouble is I really, really like him a fucking lot. I'm just really bad with verbally expressing my emotions because it freaks me out so bad.
Sounds like you don't need dirty talk advice but relationship advice.

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>>7247576

I think a lot of gay guys do this.
I think that many of them are carrying baggage from having been cheated on by previous boyfriends.
They see some similarity in the current situation that triggers memories of the past and instantly they make the leap that you are cheating on them just because you went to the gay bar after work without telling them.
They assume that means you want to cheat when really it just means you wanted a beer and some diversion rather than going home to bed followed by another day of work.
Just reassure him that you love him and that you don't want to be with anyone else.
Then fuck him really hard until he believes you.
Seriously.
Good sex is the best way to convince someone that you're not cheating on them.

>>7258711
I've sent him shit like that before. He really likes it. But I meant more like when it comes to talking about how I feel.

>>7258729
I think it's partially how our relationship came to be that's to blame. I knew I liked him right away when I first saw him. Then we became friends and did that 'awkward dancing around the subject and testing the waters' thing for a while before we both fooled around when we were drunk.So for the last couple of months things have been like how they were when we were just friends. Except we have sex and kiss and sleep in the same bed. So I guess I could see how he feels like we're just fwb or something.

But I thought things were going really great and then he hits me with how he gets the impression that I think we're just screwing around. We could try going on dates, but what I really want to do is talk to him about it (and I think that's what he wants too). I tried explaining myself back when this first all popped off, but I think I did a poor job. I just want to fix this.

>>7258837

what if you write "i <3 u" on your boner and send him a pic

also take him on dates and talk about your relationship on it

that way you're talking about it and actually showing him that it's more than just sex

>>7258777
Yeah, probably. Every time I try to bring it up I kind of freeze up and get too nervous. It's like I'm worried he's going to reject me or something even though I already know how he feels.

>>7258966
I'll have to ask him about the date thing since he's not really in a position to be out so he might not be okay with it. More than anything he probs wants some kind of reassurance since I'm an ass and have never told him I like him or anything like that. I think I'm the first serious bf he's ever had and he's the first guy I've ever done anything with. So we're both kind of idiots.

If he wasn't so fucking good at sex I wouldn't want it all the time and wouldn't be in this mess. I didn't even want to be on the bottom at first. This is so dumb.

>>7259012
>reluctant bottom now total slut
qt. you said dirty talk comes easily to you when you're getting fucked maybe sappy stuff will too?

>>7259012

>If he wasn't so fucking good at sex I wouldn't want it all the time and wouldn't be in this mess. I didn't even want to be on the bottom at first. This is so dumb.

How adorable.

>>7259204
That's something I honestly never thought of. It might make me less nervous.

>>7259215
It honestly makes me feel kind of pathetic. Like I'm some teenager that can't control their hormones.

>>7259204

desu that sounds like it might backfire

like if he aint sayin sappy stuff when he aint got the dick in him it's gonna seem like he's only sayin it because he's gettin the dick rather than really feelin it

>make plans with someone to hang out
>"nevermind don't feel like it today"
>get another text from someone else to hang out tonight
>tells me the other person is gonna be there

Should I go and call him out? I'm genuinely curious of why I got stood up by a friend

>>7259301
Yeah, shit you're right. Either way, I texted him to come over and he's on his way. I'm either going to screw this up spectacularly or it's going to go ok.

>>7259441

Godspeed

>>7259441
good luck, you two sound adorable together!

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>literally so desperate was about to ditch dying family to hit on some qt patient with a heart problem

>>7259522

whore

Who is your /gaygen/ crush from old gaygen or new gaygen?

Why does everyone grow up and become too much of an agist to post on 4chan?

>>7259432
You don't even have to call him out, just being there is enough to make him uncomfy and understand he fucked up.
I know this because I have had this happen to me many time (on both ends) and it sucks

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What song has been playing in your mind today?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEE3ycDH9_8

>tfw the only hookups near you are old people

>>7259757
Hasn't stopped me before...
Don't do anything you'd regret...

>>7259774

what

i'm not going to fuck an old dude

>>7259757

What is old to you? 30?

>>7259791

Fifty

Like, every single dude is fifty+

>>7259569
but he was such a qt tho

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reeeeeeeeeeee

>>7259836

a 15 minute walk away
meet him

>>7259811

If you'd sucked his dick you'd probably have killed him

>>7259836

Fuck him and cum in his ass while calling him a little faggot in front of a mirror

make him look at himself and tell him to remember what a little bitch he is the next time he tries to fuck a girl

:3

Oh god why is Grindr so AIDS? Some dude with a Minion meme profile picture just messaged me.

>>7251882
when they stop looking like themself

>>7259722

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9tbusKyvMY

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>>7259871
>Fuck him and cum in his ass while calling him a little faggot in front of a mirror
>make him look at himself and tell him to remember what a little bitch he is the next time he tries to fuck a girl
>:3
Why does this get me aroused?

>>7259994

Cause "straights" must be destroyed in every way, including sexually

Hey guys, I'm curious. Is cross dressing a normal thing in gay culture? Is it specifically reserved for sub bottoms or freely distributed between sexual roles, assuming it is accepted? Asking for a friend.

Why do I love the smell of dried up piss/cum right off a unshowered dick?

>>7260325

Lots of drag queens are tops I hear

>>7260485

You're a nasty boy

Ah yes the so-called gay "general", where there are no memes and a thread lasts for days.

>Hey guys, I'm curious. Is cross dressing a normal thing in gay culture? Is it specifically reserved for sub bottoms or freely distributed between sexual roles, assuming it is accepted? Asking for a friend.
It's reserved for trannies.

>>7259722

https://youtu.be/Wdx5nGphnAI

One of my favorite songs.

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>>7260325
I hang out around some fags and I've met a couple of boys who crossdress publicly. There are some drag queens I've met too but I steer clear of that.
As far as sexual roles idk. I think women who dress feminine are usually faggier (for lack of better phrasing) but that doesn't really mean anything sexually
the last boy i was talking to was a CD but idk what his role was cos it didn't get that far

>>7260699
i meant men, obv.

>Tfw not gay but want your butt sexed

:/

>>7259476
>>7259504
Thanks! We talked about it some last night and I feel a bit better now. I think it went well.

>>7257896
The solution is to have no friends anon

>>7260515

I find it to be a comforting smell
like moonshine on a cold night.

>>7243604
you guys disgusted by fat gays?
would you cuddle and sex one?

Is it cheating that lately I've been more attached to an anime character than my bf?

>>7263808
yes

>>7263037
how fat is fat
single digit bmis only

>>7262188
google "pegging"

>>7260325
a lot of drag queens are tops. i would say drag queens are normal in gay culture but cross dressing itself isnt that normal

>>7251882
never

>>7252696
depends on face

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>get ill
>spent the last 48 hours puking and shitting constantly until now all that comes out either end is a pale yellow liquid
>weigh myself
>lost 7kg in 2 days

Cut is going well this year desu lads

>>7263831
>single digit bmis only
Lmao 17 is already underweight.

>>7263854
no excuses

>think I'll never feel love
>feels bad
>develop a crush on a 99% straight friend
>feels even worse

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>go on jog with bf on trail near campus
>pond, trees and other awesome fall weather shit
>bf gets hot when he runs so he's in a tank top
>but the air is still cold
>chest cleavage, nip slips and goosebumbs all day 'err day

To be such an asshole with an irredeemable mouth, I sure have been rewarded handsomely.

>>7263808
dump your uggo boyfriend and chase your dreams

>>7264357
this advice would be good anywhere else, but why do you hate this anon so much?

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FWB is moving to china for almost a year.

I didnt think id feel this bad, but I do. I guess I caught some feelings.

When he comes back I really want to see him again. Should I try to stay in contact over text during his absence, or will I seem too clingy?

oh man i miss him already : (

>>7264617
surprise him in china

>>7264617
>having feelings for you fwb

get your shit together feel good. pathetic.

post your top3 turn ons

>>7263942
fuk yoy

New
>>7265170
>>7265170

>>7265129
1- telling a girl i have sucked dick then watching her face.
2 - shopping for women's clothes and hearing the put-downs by other women shopping.
3- getting kicked in the nuts