>be shut-in NEET, like full blown recluse who never steps

Do it and greentext the results

>>7238813
>fetish for ugly old "hon" crossdressers
There's someone out there for everyone.

>>7238878
this and also take photos

>>7238888
I don't have any sort of camera

>>7238813
I'm in the same boat anon

I'd pound the shit of the lovely lass in your pic

>>7238878
literally no idea how people can spend days in their house

if im stuck in for a single day i feel depressed

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Prison gay aka R9K gay aka R9Gay

The thread.

>>7240047
I haven't left my house in 8 months.

>>7240079
Typically I only fantasize about being a girl and having a boyfriend. But the combination of boredom and morbid curiosity has made me heavily consider fucking this guy.

I guess I flip between fantasizing about being dominated and dominating people quite regularly.

>>7240518
>I guess I flip between fantasizing about being dominated and dominating people quite regularly.

Same. Pretty sure its just the prison gay, like the 2 boy dogs down the street from that hump each other because they are stuck together with no females. Whenever I'm around real people I'm only attracted to the girls.

>>7240667
I suppose it's prison gay shit. I mean women are out of the question regardless. First of all I don't even have access to any since they don't exist on the internet, and second of all none would be interested in an insane NEET asshole anyways.

I've never really cared for women for a long time now. I haven't even considered it an option. Theoretically having a girlfriend/wife would be nice, but I have no plans on changing my lifestyle radically any time soon so they just simply would not bother with me.

Sometimes I think life would be good if I just had a taller handsome boyfriend and I could fill that submissive role, but I know that being a guy myself it just wouldn't really work. I would need to start pumping estrogen or some shit to turn my dudebro brain into something a little less aggressive.

>>7238813
I'm kinda there with you.

>>7241080
i know this sounds surreal, but join tumblr
it is shockingly easy to enter a long-term relationship through tumblr
i'm a dickless manlet (ftm, in the parlance, which is tumblr's most hated group -- they like cis men better because 'cis men can still become girls') who is a non-meme autist and legitimately insane and vocally against tumblr politics and of average appearance who nobody in the real world would ever love, and i met several long-term girlfriends through there back when i was able to stand their politics just enough plus got a lot of romantic attention in general

>>7241106
It's hard to take "just do what I did" from an FTM. To me it's just the same as being told "just go talk to some people lol" from a girl. You're a niche and your tumblr girlfriends probably had plenty of regular guys going after them that they ignored.

Not trying to come off as bitter or not accepting of advice, but I think you have to admit that ftm's have a bit of a unique situation given that a lot of people will still on some level perceive you as a girl and that puts you a few levels above john doe.

its time to stop

>>7241169
>your tumblr girlfriends probably had plenty of regular guys going after them that they ignored
they did not, believe me on this
trans guys are generally at the bottom of the sexual totem pole, c.f. 'dickless manlet', and being seen as a girl on some level is very much not an advantage in heterosexual dating

>>7241080

Haha Its scary how similar we are, except I want to be the "man" in the relationship.

>I mean women are out of the question regardless. First of all I don't even have access to any since they don't exist on the internet, and second of all none would be interested in an insane NEET asshole anyways.

Yeah I feel way too far gone to be with a woman anymore despite being very attracted to them, and being a NEET I don't see them very often. I've pretty much accepted dying alone.

The appeal of guys to me is the fact that I can much more easily relate to them, they can't get pregnant, and they don't love drama like females. Problem is most of them just aren't attractive to me, so I ended up chasing trannies and femboys online only to learn they too have standards.

I think we just need to get our life together, I'm much more happier when I don't focus so much on sex and stuff and just spend my time being productive. I always feel like a fag until I go outside and see a pretty girl.

>>7241201
So the one simple trick guys have been missing out on is to go on tumblr and circle jerk about.. doctor who?

I don't even know how tumblr works. Isn't it just a portal for shitty porn blogs?

>>7241326
Every day so many people respond to my posts with "xD r u literally me!". I must be the most relatable insane asshole in this shit-hole.

I don't think I can "get my life together". I don't really want to all that much either. I'm a high school dropout who doesn't know the world outside of a 6 block radius around my home.

I don't really get lonely all that much. I think I've conditioned myself to almost not need or desire any sense of social validation. One might think that's a sort of feat and could enable you to do what you truly enjoy, but the reality is that it just sort of turns you into a borderline psychopath who's every waking thought is fueled by pure unadultered existential angst.

But then when I fall back into seeking out relationships or intimacy I feel insufferably weak. I lose the control that my entire entire lifestyle revolves around. Then I feel angry and scared.

>>7241492
>Every day so many people respond to my posts with "xD r u literally me!". I must be the most relatable insane asshole in this shit-hole.

It might just be common symptoms of prolonged NEETdom and isolation.

>>7241492
>So the one simple trick guys have been missing out on is to go on tumblr and circle jerk about.. doctor who?
pretty much
>tv shows/video games/bands that girls like (undertale is big, generic british nerd stuff, shojo anime, anything with a trans character in it)
>bland liberal politics (not sjw stuff, just pretend you didn't vote for trump)
>art (all the art is identical)
it has a very weird and unique culture that looks bizarre to everyone outside of it and really is, but outside of certain avoidable corners the worst excesses of the stereotype are inaccurate
there is also a thriving porn community which is pretty cool

>>7241570
I don't think I'm the kind of guy that could manage that kind of shit. At that level of effort it would probably be easier for me just to spend a few days perfecting a profile picture using muh angles and making a tinder account.

Plus I have absolutely no interest in online relationships and pen pal bullshit.

>>7241539
I guess.