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How do you ask a random person of the same sex you don't know (but you met him in a disco/pub) if they want to do lewd stuff with you?? Every time i try to do this i end up feeling like an ass and scaring the shit out of everyone. I don't think being attractive enough is the problem because girls do this to me but i savagely destroy their hearts by telling them that i'm gay. Send help.
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Good question. From what I'm aware, this is why some people put on a lisp, to signal to interested people that they're gay so that the other person can make the first move without having to be paranoid about it. So maybe try that and they should be smart enough to get the hint.
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>>7207558
>put on a lisp
bad advice. nobody finds that sexy.
the secret is to make your intentions obvious without speaking.
stare at their crotch.
if you must speak, talk about sex.
talk about how horny you are.
this works best when they are drunk, btw, or watching porn.
of course this only works if you are attractive.
if you are hideous then you probably have to pay someone.
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>>7207647
>stare at their crotch
But the thing is i feel kinda bad if i do this, i don't really know how to describe it. I think i might make him unconfortable and there is a chance that i end up getting beaten up if he is straight guy that gets offended... I guess empathy sucks more dick than me.
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>>7207720
I feel the exact same way that you do. I've never gotten anywhere with a guy, but a good gauge I use is eye contact, even if it's just a quick glance. And if you're too scared of that, just try and look at his lips, that might get him thinking about what you want. but of course you're want to move further than just glances, so it's probably best if you speak to him a few times and then find some contact to him like his phone number or facebook profile. it'll be easier to talk to him behind a screen and figure out if he's into you or not. move on from there.
Damn I need to take my own advice. Fuck I'm a 21 year old virgin.
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Stare at them for a solid thirty minutes smiling then proceed to walk passed them, bumping into them as you do. The moment you have their attention let out an orgasmic groan and thrust your hips forward, you'll be sucking the farts out of his dirt canal in no time
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