You're at a gay bar and this guy slaps your gf's

I'd spank him

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>>7204500
>gf

>>7204500
*gulp*

hey, sir. i noticed you just slapped my gf on the bottom, but i think you did that on accident, right? i mean, your hand just swung there accidentally as you were walking by so it's okay, no need to apologize. have a good night sir

>>7204522
That's a shockin'

>>7204500
i take my shoes off and put my feet on the floor, grounding myself

>>7204500
I'd let him pound my boipucci instead

>>7204500
Walk over to my car pull out my newly legal gun and become the girl who saved America get shot become a marter.
Kickstart the revolution against hate/the stupid.

>>7204500


I'd taze him in the dick.

>>7204500
I can't do anything. She's straight now.

>>7204500
I'll start packing my bags. Daddy's sending me to camp!

>>7204500
Shove him up my ass.

>>7204500
Put on my MAGA hat and slap his ass.

>>7204500
> bf
lmftfy;
electrocute him

Zaps your gf's ass*

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>>7209165
Maybe you could learn to spell, and then you could become the girl who learned to spell the word "martyr".

Say "we're a package deal", then swoop in for the kiss.

>>7204500
>those grey pubes

Leave immediately and go to a different gay bar.
One that doesn't cater to the elderly.

>>7211194
Mike "Cocksuckers Are in for a Shocker" Pence
Mike "Pillage Greenwich Village" Pence
Mike "LGBT BBQ" Pence
Mike "Set Phasers to Straight" Pence
Mike "Pole Smoker Choker" Pence
Mike "Zap the Traps" Pence
Mike "10 Megawatts a Day Keeps the Gay Away" Pence
Mike "AC of DC" Pence
Mike "Fry Away Your Inner Gay" Pence
Mike "Homocaust" Pence
Mike "Like it in the Crapper? You Get the Zapper" Pence
Mike "Disco Inferno" Pence
Mike "Watt Watt in the Butt" Pence
Mike "Feel the Itch? I Flip the Switch" Pence
Mike "Deus Volt" Pence
Mike "Putting the Amp in Straight Camp" Pence
Mike "Curing Queers with Amperes" Pence
Mike "The Closet Electrician" Pence
Mike "Electroshock Your Love of Cock" Pence
Mike "Dropping Fags and Loading Mags" Pence
Mike "Electrocute the Fruit" Pence
Mike "Ignite the Sodomite" Pence
Mike "If You Catch or Pitch, I'm Flipping the Switch" Pence
Mike "Like Other Men? The Dial's Going to Ten" Pence
Mike "Jolting Fear into the Queer" Pence
Mike "Want to Get Pounded? Please Stay Grounded" Pence

>>7204500
first i'd punch him

then i'd eat his eyes

>>7204500
>he'll never grab you by the boipucci

why even live bros ;_;

Seeing as how I don't think I'll get into a monogamous relationship, ask "my" girl if she was ok with that.

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why would I be at a gay bar with a 'gf'
why would mike pence just be chilling out at a gay bar
why would that same Mike Pence in a GAY BAR slap my GIRLFRIENDS ass

someone's at the wrong place here

>>7214674
Thanks! I laughed so hard, anon. Top kek!

>>7204500
have a transbian threesome with him

>>7214674
lol

>>7204548
under-rated
>Mike "if he takes cock, he gets the shock" Pence
>Mike "If a man likes men, turn the dial to ten" Pence

>>7209316
well now you just theraputically converted him to the gay team

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>>7204500
I'd do nothing. Faggotry is nothing compared to the power of the Dark Side.

>>7204500
Ask for his name of course. What is it again?

>>7217110
Mike "2 girls 1 switch" Pence