cyberpunk dystopia edition
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdft
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
• Discord: https://discord.gg/qjxGSxY
Previous Thread:
>>7198775
>>7200087
Truu
>>7200087
can you make one that says "lauren is pretty"
>>7200087
Agreed <3
>>7200091
She pirated that picture so probably not.
>>7200082
excite
>>7200085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4hQ4J4BFOM
>>7200100
i did not like your song at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnPY6_j2FMg
AAAAAAH
>>7200110
how do you feel about the transgendereds
gmorningg
im going home todayyyy
I miss Obamers. :(
>>7200115
hi pook
>>7200111
Saved
>>7200118
hiya lorn
<3
>>7200121
mhm! they're adorable
Reminder you're all beautiful and I adore you all.
>>7200125
even the 420chaseit b0ys?
>>7200121
Rap in rusky bljad pls
can't wait to move back in with mommy and quit this shit warehouse job. I'm going back to my old college winter semester to finish up one more degree then I can be an office bitch.
>>7200129
I don't have mic here with me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1pHkI5oHMg
>>7200095
Excuse me I spent several hours in photoshop at this ok
>>7200091
why lie to the world my man
>>7200144
wtf
>>7200141
>Cute office Kayla!
nope, paper bitch kayla https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYoBFiH09sY
>literally look like lana del rey
>men are intimated by me
>no boyfriend
Being passing and beautiful is not everything, trust me.
>>7200155
>>men are intimated by me
This is a meme
>>7200151
You can be a cute office paper bitch!
Sisters, while the Hons are out getting their fake nails painted bright red and cowing to the establishment, we need to prepare for the resistance, to fight for our rights
>>7200157
maybe she meant numales
>>7200137
Post more rusky bljad rap pls
>>7200152
lol, no you're not
>>7200157
They literally are. I look at them and they cower and look at the floor being nervous. Then I look away because I don't like little bitches and I catch them staring at me. This happens all the fucking time and I'm sick of it. Where are the real men?
Hello mtfg, ask a cis male anything.
>>7200175
Leave pls?
>tfw no trans girlfriend to ditch every weekend then come home to snuggle with
>>7200162
>prepare for the resistance
that's what i'm doing.
i'll be addressing the local government when i get the chance.
i have no reason to think it makes me any less of a hon though
>>7200182
oh no.. :(
>>7200184
i am average i think
>>7200182
oh I have this. it's called casual dating.
>>7200184
leave pls also you're hitting on the only cis girl in the thread
>>7200162
In migrating to murica just to prepare the coup rn!
>>7200195
he's underage
>>7200175
are u cute
>>7200195
Once i get out of here.
^=^
>>7200198
>he
>>7200183
We'll get you a bandana and some comfy clothes to protest in, all revolutionary girls are cute
am i a grill yet
>>7200210
Yeah it is, I assume some men would be intimidated but no woman is too beautiful to the point that she's not approached at all.
Hey
I havent been to a psych for my GID in about two years now after he was consistantly gatekeeping me and keeping me from getting meds. Im 25 now and I feel too old. I was able to keep the feelings away for a while now but I keep feeling terrible about myself and feeling terribly depressed.
What should I do ? Who should I talk to about this ? There is only one place in the Netherlands where they would give me the help I need and they did not help me at all.
which trip is the goodest girl
>>7200201
I get told I am handsome and get female/male attention so I guess so.
hi friends hru?
>>7200203
okayy
>>7200209
not yet
>>7200215
do this to me please
>trump won
>therefore, tranny purge
not over your life.
i wonder how your authoritarian bullshit looks to the people around you in your township
>>7200214
honestly, after lurking for a long while i can say kit and beepbeep.
beepbeep used to look like a depressed weak skinny man up until a few months ago then something happened. now she's legit cute. i still don't know what kit looks like
>>7200162
we live in california, fuck all will happen to us
>>7200213
Hey, i live in th netherlands. Did the VUmc gatekeep you? You should get on their list.
Next step is to go to qhi.co.uk abd order cyrproterone acetate and progynova. Take 50mg cypro everyday and 2mg progynova for the first month, then up to 4mg.
Success ermee, je hoeft niet bang te zijn om je leven in eigen handen te nemen als andere je daarmee niet willen helpen.
>>7200220
ok
thanks
also
>tfw no Pharaoh cyka blyat rapper bf
>>7200223
forgot to link
>>7200205
>>7200227
#calexit
>>7200227
i want to move there can i stay with you at your mom's
>>7200232
i want a boyfriend
;-;
>>7200235
>an actual, living human being is wasting his time writing this inane bullshit
100% wew
>>7200226
dude shut the fuck up, people like you kept me in the closet
>>7200213
hey I held back till I was 25, its okay, self med and then after you have boobs and long hair tell your general doctor and there is no way they can not let you continue on hrt, at least that's how I did it
how much would
-high quality brow ffs
-trach shave
run me for?
>>7200230
Yeah it was the Vumc. I still live with my parents and they are rather vocally against selfmedding. I dont think they see it as an actual issue for me.
>>7200218
prove it
>>7200246
This image is false.
Are we still crying about Trump or what?
>>7200172
>Where are the real men?
LMAO, cute
Where are the cute passable trannies?
>>7200179
>I would tell you to fuck off and then leave to go to gym
What are your stats and lifts like familia?
I am 5'10 185lbs most proud of my DL 455lbs (no chalk, no straps, no belt), and Power Clean 205lbs
>>7200182
>tfw no trans girlfriend to ditch every weekend then come home to snuggle with
LUL
>>7200246
>tfw 6'44" or however you write it
>>7200235
I have a feeling rabid manlets like you are going to be mightily disappointed by what Trump actually will do..
>>7200227
Fuck all will happen to you
My hormones and insurance are through the government, regular insurance for me is 3k a month because I get 0 subsidies like I make over 250k a year
Taking away my hrt is a campaign promise
>>7200242
I was quoted 22k yurop dollars with bart but that included chin. maybe like 18k if all you need is forehead and trach
>>7200250
i'm not.
nevada's a liberal state
hugg
>>7200246
>5'5
>Taller
God, kill me.
>>7200246
>tfw you saw the male version of this first and it had "shorter guys" at 5'10"
>>7200241
Thanks for the info. I got some info as well that the GGD (like a health department in the netherlands) would want to help me. Not sure if its just going to be talking or whatever or more than that.
>>7200235
>Shoot us? We have more guns
Well I met my brother last night at Bass Pro Shops and we both bought matching AR15 lowers and full Magpul kits so fuck you. Also I schooled the guy at the counter on nam-era sights being better and he said "im impressed miss"
>>7200255
can i have some money
>>7200220
Youre cute, i would probably sleep with you if that's actually you. However i am not a huge fan of your hairstyle, also your posture is atrocious. I'm guessing you are trying to make your shoulders look smaller which would make sense.
>>7200247
I'm at work right now, you will have to take my word for it or not.
>>7200252
Hello
>>7200256
holy fuck thats even more than i thought...
its gonna take me years to get it done. fuck.
i dont suppose theres any way to get it partially on credit..
>>7200257
I wish we could shut up about it, it doesn't fucking matter at all.
Specifically Faye, you've been wrong about literally everything so far just shut up.
>>7200267
Take a small bank loan
>>7200244
do they check your packages?
Why do you still live at your parents?
What did they tell you at the VUmc and do you remember who the psychologist who saw you was? I havent heard many people who were sent away so easily.
>mfw the assistant bakery manager got fired for telling one of the lgbt employees in her department that she can't wait for trump to put her in her place
>>7200269
>Federal ban on HRT
This delusion
>>7200271
im a yung hun with not much credit history. i could probbly only get a few k this way at most
>>7200274
Trump will make it legal it kill trans people
>>7200266
i'm not a tranny nigga.
>>7200251
repression anon please
>>7200266
Sup g
>>7200267
yeah. I had some sticker shock too and I make a pretty good amount of money, can't imagine what it's like for everyone else :\ spiegal is even worse but I kinda want to go to him because I don't need anything drastic
apparently if your credit is good you can take a loan for part of it but interest is going to be crazy
>>7200274
no one would have gotten fired if the lgbt employee had said she couldn't wait for hillary to put him in his place
makes you wonder who's really oppressed
>>7200269
Jesus christ. Just stop whining about it and acting like donald's some kind of nazi skinhead. Take your weaponized autism somewhere else please. I may just be a shit tranny and it may sound funny coming from me, but fucking kill yourself, you delusional asswipe.
>>7200255
>Taking away my hrt is a campaign promise
sweet
every dog gets his day
>>7200269
>Federal ban on HRT
COOL
That means I can establish a hormone cartel along the border and be the first baroness of hrt smuggling and live in a castle in Costa Rica built on the tears of federal agents and trannies in poverty. Sounds like a future I can dig!
>>7200272
I think his name was Steensma. My parents open most of my mail or at least want to know where I got it from. They pretty much told me I wasnt presenting enough as a woman and all that even though they knew I had GID. He wouldnt discuss it with the others so I could get approval for meds and I just stopped going eventually.
>>7200286
>jilly bean
lewd
>>7200289
>You just made that up
Literally every kayla post
>>7200287
I doubt it. The store manager has no tolerance for any bullshit.
>>7200289
swear to christ, lemme time stamp a pic of the bag moron, I didn't get all the parts because the place was picked clean
>>7200241
>hey I held back till I was 25, its okay,
>okay
>>7200283
ummm Pookie you can call me "Carth" or better yet just call me "daddy".
You think I go around telling people to repress? LEL I am a Hedonist, I tell people to do what makes them happy.
>>7200286
idk, if i buy nothing and have no life i can save like 1k a month
i guess im gonna have to wait on getting a good wardrobe going :\
>>7200292
In guessing your referring to yourself in the third person as that phrase means having a good thing happen to you
Don't misgender yourself sweetie, it can be every bitch has her day
>go out to eat with femboy friend
>he invites another of his friends
>she constantly misgendered me even after being corrected
>tells me transgirls aren't girls unless they had srs
>begged and threatened for half an hour to know my boy name
>finally tell her and say it's a secret to everyone that doesn't already know it
>she intentionally uses my boy name while saying goodbye
>I leave infuriated
holy shit I legit hate this stupid bitch
>>7200256
Get it done in Thailand.
>>7200300
>year old pic
>>7200294
Well if you cant self med and the vumc sent you away then theres not much you can do.
Actually if you have a friend who can receive packages you can have it sent there. You wouldnt even have to tell them what it is.
While youre doing this I would go to the VU again if you can, maybe you get lucky and you get a better psych.
>>7200212
True, but you need to find places where they are used to more beautiful women. Get a few nice flattering outfits, and hit up higher class clubs, gallery openings, etc..
>>7200241
>>7200213
I told my doc of the benefits I was feeling from the HRT, and told her there was no way I was going off HRT. She gave me prescriptions for what I was taking.
>>7200310
It's realllly hard to gender people that don't pass, when were talking it's subconscious
>>7200255
But i thought trump said he'd look after veterans O:
>>7200310
assert yourself
>>7200311
does anyone have examples of white pigs having it done?
>>7200329
I think Phienchen did.
>>7200318
Alternatively, one can go to dyke dives. They aren't as easily intimidated by good-looking girls. Or by anyone.
>>7200310
please don't let some cunt push you around like this in the future
you dont need to tell anyone your dead name and if someone is pushing for it, tell them to either drop it or get away from you
>>7200296
>>7200331
can you really judge posture from only 1 photo lol.
>>7200332
Whaaaooooooo you're so cool
I have a question. I've been told byany people that OK not hard-core, because I don't live hard-core. Can you teach me how to be hard-core, or is it something you're born with?
>>7200331
Nm just in work
>>7200327
i did believe me. im not going anywhere with her again. I have a tranny mama that's been in hrt for like 10 years and passes flawlessly that this stupid hoe misgenders on purpose.
i guess she's really insecure about being cis and feels the need to remind us that shes the "real" girl
need hugg
>>7200326
You do realize less then 5 years ago we were dishonorably discharging people found out to be LGBT
He'll take care of the vets by making sure we're reeducated or removed from being vets
>>7200308
yeah but that's best case, and nobody wants to no life it that hard. I have too many bills to pay for that too :\ it's almost a shame we didn't get Bernie, the amount I have to pay off for my student loans is conveniently the amount I want for ffs, lol
I have spent $100 total this year on clothes in an effort to save, it's awful but you gotta do what you gotta do
>>7200311
>tfw no facial asianification surgery
>>7200343
Why not, it's really obvious in that one
>>7200295
>tfw no jilly bean gf
>u will never know how big jillys willy is
>>7200303
ok daddy
there used to be anon using same images who was questioning being trans tho???
>>7200349
>tfw not born asian
>tfw aging 15 years earlier
>tfw giant nose and tall body
i'd better go now.
i'm gonna be late for class
>>7200346
people
Don't
Think
About
Gendering
Stop spreading the conspiracy that she's targeting her with conspiracy theories, I call most other transpeople the wrong gender all the time because they just don't pass and it slips my mind, the passing ones it's impossible to misgender them.
It's a good sign that you're living in a hugbox
Can someone give me 30k yuros
We can sign a contract and ill pay u back with 4% interest
>>7200351
>obviously a shop for fishing supplies
>>7200364
fuck off
It's happened a couple of times now that I've been gendered female in boymode and even after correcting them they keep gendering me female after
what does that mean?
>>7200351
>taking the bait
>>7200343
No not fairly, but what is your posture like now?
My posture isn't perfect as my shoulders come forward a little in a resting position if I don't pay attention but it has improved a lot, my back is usually always straight but doing barbell exercises makes that a lot easier since it is proper form.
>>7200345
Do you have to sneak away to the back when you post? I'm in a cube so it's relatively easy for me.
>>7200294
can you get a post office box at the local post office?
>>7200304
One of the drugs I could get on the street in NYC when I was young were birth control pills. Some dealers even supplied estrogen shots. Where there is demand, there is a market.
>>7200310
Never tell anyone like that your dead name.
>>7200336
That may work too, but this person was referring to boys...
>>7200340
It costs them money to train a replacement, and being trans isn't a deal breaker for them. The army has many positions where the physical abilities of a combat solider are not needed. The average soldier has hundreds of thousands of dollars of training invested in them.
>once I get my belly under control I want to make this dress out of leather.
>>7200373
Either they're transphobes that think you're ftm or they think you pass really well and want to try to boost your confidence.
>>7200369
I love my mommy kayla uwu
>>7200373
>this hasn't happened to me after 9 months
>online hugboxers keep saying I pass
>>7200364
This
Lmao @ korra thinking she is impossible to misgender because she passes flawlessly
i really need to learn makeup
and get that voice therapy
>>7200348
You are not a veteran and you deserve to have all of your I'll gotten benefits taken from you. You're a parasite.
>>7200373
same thing, its beginning to look a lot like our dreams are coming true
>>7200381
>dat dress
no tranny should ever go shoulderless
>>7200384
i shoot you
>>7200391
ok gl
>>7200379
Nah just standing at the front counter, manager doesn't care
>>7200394
mommys love shot uwu
>>7200391
I am sure you can do it, Hanna
>>7200380
fuck me daddy
>>7200399
anybody that thinks it's okay to misgender on purpose and deadname needs to fuck off.
>a very pretty girl
>with traces of masculine features
>nice personality and not a bitch
>with a dick
i have a crush on beepbeep too now
>>7200391
ME/CFS has made voice work impossible. I'm stuck with a raspy gravelly voice that if I talk a lot, like during voice practice, gets sore very fast.
>>7200394
Wear it with a bolero type jacket, or blouse under it. Oh, I want to do the skirt part longer. Like near to the floor long.
im glad pookie enjoyed her time here
also
squeak pookie wants u to be her grandmother
do u accept
(she chose out this pic herself)
>>7200387
pls post
http://www.strawpoll.me/11618846
help me, doctor internet
>>7200408
Beep is the purest, sweetest, most beautiful girl here. Its only natural to fall in love with her.
>>7200408
im the anon who was talking about ffs earlier and this would basically be my face if my brow was flat like that, and my chin downsized slightly
looking forward to it
>>7200406
does this mean you need to fuck off?
http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/7153801/#7154230
>>7200413
tell pookie i said hiiiiiiii
I am D E A D tired
>>7200424
she says hi back
>>7200396
Oh that's cool, my manager doesn't really care much either since there is a lot of waiting for responses, new loans, etc.
Are you basically on your feet all day then?
well we are gonna go to get breakfast and look at a house and go to a train station
bai <3
>>7200426
hug phie <3
Did Shakira really kill herself? Said she was gonna jump in front of a train yesterday then disappeared
>>7200356
>there used to be anon using same images who was questioning being trans tho???
LOL no you got memed by someone faM. I am just a masculine cis male that likes trans girls, I have never been uncomfortable with either my gender or sexuality... I quite enjoy being a man Tbh.
That rubs a lot of people around here the wrong way, but hey I dont give a fuck.
>>7200433
yeah so did kiwi but he's not exactly kiwi the bird is he
omg this thread uwu
rate my boymode mtfg
https://i.sli.mg/AIAl70.jpg
>>7200427
we are going to look at cute asian boys
>>7200441
really pleb?
>>7200441
Breasts/10
>>7200091
i just woke up here's one for you
>>7200433
why did she kill herself?
tfw in transbians with grace pookie isla beep sophie chara quid elanna basic neptune snickerdoodle evangeline hanna and sertii
http://www.strawpoll.me/11618878
http://www.strawpoll.me/11618878
http://www.strawpoll.me/11618878
>>7200441
DAT ASS
>>7200447
: )
>>7200442
why do you like asians
>>7200450
All of the above?
>>7200439
I want to marry Beep and have her be the wonderful wife I show to my mother once because I dont want to see my mother ever again after that.
>>7200454
THEY ARE CUTE
>>7200450
a hormone that exists in certain amounts in a patch on my thigh
someone detrans and be my bf and tell me I'm not a hon
>TFW blind guy at work.
>TFW he's really nice to me, I really like talking to him all day.
>TFW he talks to me like im a girl, holds vulgarities back.
>mfw I realize the only reason I favor him is
1: he's a vet
2: he can't see the details of my face
3: he can only see the outline of my hair, tits, and ass
>TFW I had to explain I was born a boy b/c he was unsure about the tranny thing and what it meant
>TFW
I MADE A FRIEND EVERYONE!!!!!!
Im making him a mix tape today and baking him cookies b/c he really likes music and cookies are yummy.
>he had to be a blind veteran to accept me
>>7200460
like k pop shit or chinese immigrants?
>>7200467
Without clicking that link I know you're talking shit
>>7200462
Why would you ever want to hurt someone so sweet?
>>7200433
I hope not, but I haven't heard anything from her since last night. I suppose we'll know when she either says something here or we find a news article about a woman being hit by a train in her area.
>>7200462
why would you do that fuck off leave beep alone fag
>>7200475
I promise you this is a genuine attempt at boymode
>>7200461
If someone said you look like pleb before it wasn't me, but you really look like pleb.
Point is, terrible boy mode, looks like a girl.
>>7200472
idk :o
lote of cute boys in china though
>>7200477
Why do anons assume young ppl with good hrt results are automatically sweet?
>>7200400
im trying
but its hard
>>7200461
Well I would do naughty things Im not proud of to you. Don't judge me.
>>7200467
Fuck you Basic.
Hard to gender you: not passing
They pause when gendering you to get it right, mostly gendered by shops outside gay areas: girl mode
Always gender you, gender you in third person and in stories to others: passing
>>7200478
>or we find a news article about a woman being hit by a train in her area.
>a woman
Yeah that won't be happening
>>7200485
You have to work hard to achieve things, keep practicing, you'll get there, I am sure.
>>7200471
Dude, passing to a blind person is hard mode, the only thing they have to judge you on is most girl's weakness. Was he real old or just uninformed?
>>7200483
post a cute asian then
>>7200485
hugg hann
>>7200492
Part of me just wants to bring baked goods to VA meetings and sit in the parking lot during downtime
>>7200498
What if I'm really needy and pathetic? would you stay with me then?
>>7200431
harro <3
>>7200435
its too late, need to stay awake for a few more hours or Ill be dead tomorrow morning
I haven't been here in 2 years. How the fuck does kayla still not have a job and still living with her mom?
>>7200481
ive never even seen this pleb
where's my powerdom dyke gf if i pass so well btw? dont you get those for passing?
>>7200500
He's like 41
Tbh, everyone assumes I'm 6 years older... I never correct anyone.
And I hate everyone within +/- 4, years of me.
I like the older crowd
Idk about uninformed.... But he did seem to tie genitals to gender and I just omitted that part when he asked
Is it just me or did the /pol/fagging get way worse after the election?
>>7200082
>ywn be born in the time of cool cyberpunk tech and transition rather seemlessly to a girl with future med tech
>>7200484
I've talked to beep quite a number of times, even privately, she is a very nice girl. At least to me, so Im just going to keep saying she is nice because thats what I know.
>>7200467
It's a trade off. Sitting all day gives me a lot of lower back pain and general hip tightness that I have to stretch to avoid.
I'm sure standing brings its own problems too. I hope you have some decent nonslip shoes to wear.
>>7200509
Still abroad?
>>7200517
this has been /pol/space for years
if anything it got a lot more SJW
>>7200513
i want a boy to choke me
;-;
https://www.strawpoll.me/11618952
https://www.strawpoll.me/11618952
https://www.strawpoll.me/11618952
https://www.strawpoll.me/11618952
>>7200523
abroad?
>>7200519
Come on you're taking the piss now, you clearly pass and you know. Kinda sick of you rubbing it in my face every day.
>>7200519
>I know what a transbian is, but does the phrase in transbians mean something??
have you seen the scott pilgrim movie?
>>7200530
A broad.
>>7200525
true.
>>7200381
I might be able.to get a post office box. Ill have to look into that
>>7200478
I see nothing sofar for her area.
>>7200506
>tfw jilly doesn't respond
>>7200542
Don't be silly. I think I still remember what your girl name was gonna be.
>>7200441
can someone pleasee just insult me
i dont want to be complimented, i want to be hated
hate me
stop
>>7200538
I LOVED THAT MOVIE
>>7200534
anything for you!
>>7200521
Besides feet being sore at the end of the day not really. I prefer it to sitting all day desu
>>7200531
I actually don't pass irl unless I'm making a good amount of effort and even then it's like 50/50 after voice
I'm sorry anon, I really don't want to make you feel shit. I'll stop calling myself a boy and claiming I have a passable boymode.
I'm sorry.
>>7200538
No I haven't?..
>>7200530
I mean it's 6 o'clock in Germany
>>7200503
hug korra
>>7200484
yeah i can be a really meanie
>>7200568
london?
>>7200562
I try to drink a lot of water there so i have an excuse to get up and move. My old job as a student was on my feet all day and I think youre right i woud prefer that too.
I would request a standing desk but then everyone can see what i am up to.
>>7200566
no I am home, but if I sleep now Ill get up in 5 hours and be awake all night. but Ive class tomorrow morning v_v
>>7200553
I DID TOO!!
>>7200562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okCBsnVBXao
>>7200547
Cool, hopefully it stays that way. If I knew where she was planning on doing it I'd call the rail line or police or something but all we can do is wait and hope I guess.
>>7200582
Can we watch a movie together sometime please? I love movie nights :3
PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION
AAH
I NEED ATTENTION
I NEED IT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
http://www.strawpoll.me/11619022
http://www.strawpoll.me/11619022
http://www.strawpoll.me/11619022
>made a post about trump winning on my facebook
>bunch of notifications and messages
I'm afraid to read them all
>>7200589
pat anons head
>>7200590
I had signs of hairloss by age 18. For a while I was self-conscious before I thought "haha i don't give a shit about my body who cares". Now I'm feeling depressed whenever I look in the mirror.
>>7200547
Where does she live?
>>7200593
If right-winger views are so correct then why are they always so embarrassed to defend them?
>>7200605
I've a warm soft nuzzleable chest if you need...
>>7200609
I'm a leftie and I'm not embarrassed, just anxious when I get attention like this.
>>7200613
are you a socialist or just a democrat
>>7200610
why anon? thats mean
itd probably turn me on tho
Is drama from 10h ago over?
>>7200609
Seriously the term silent majority (turned out to be a minority) literally stemmed from them not being able to publicly say what they believe in without being ridiculed
>>7200627
what drama?
I'm really horny rn
I will fap to any trip from here and post proof of a cum drenched printed photo of the said trip.
Just tell me who.
>>7200590
If I was balding I think I would literally kill my self. Like, fuck I can't even imagine the mental anguish
>>7200449
.////.
>>7200634
trashy
>>7200482
>/pol/ will purge you sodomites
Sure kid, dont spill your Mt.Dew and Cheetos while you do it.
>Go fuck a women you mentally ill freak
Uhhhh I do? I actually smashed some cute college fish a week ago. I usually get cis pussy 2-3 times per month without even trying. I dont chase cis girls because its not necessary, I only chase trannies.... you mad fat boy? (:
>>7200417
>purest
I mean....... okay?
>sweetest
She is ok I guess
>most beautiful
Absolutely not
BeepBeep is ok, she has a lot of mental issues and is intensely paranoid. I offered to fly her to Chicago for a Cubs game, shopping, and dick.... she was too scared, and convinced herself I wanted to murder her LEL. Oh well a more pretty and passable Trip from here took her place ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
She is underweight and wont be passable until she puts on more fat. Still a virgin and in mid 20s LUL. Probably acts autistic and nervous in public. Ehhhhh I give her a 5.5/10 on the tranny scale, solid prospect, looks really good for a femboy, could be a hot gril one day but running out of time Tbh.
>>7200413
LUL having fun with your manlet cakeboy Pookie? xD xD xD
>>7200528
>i want a boy to choke me ;-;
Do you actually live in EU/Russia or are you just Russian-American?
Thats all for today tho, Carth has shit to go do.
>>7200627
>looks outside window
>trump LGBT deportation force dragging people away on horseback
I...think we have 4 more years of it
>>7200638
can we get married for pure transbian love and dutch citizenship
>>7200634
>>7200633
There was a Canadian newtrip who was originally claiming to be a chaser, but then switched to saying this was their third month HRT and started insulting everyone.
Join a chill, general /lgbt/ discord: https://discord.gg/jnxJZKH
>>7200621
I prefer not to use arbitrary labels, really. I have viewpoints from across the spectrum though most of mine tend to lean towards the values groups together under the label left.
>I Should put the sports bra on and do some farm work. :(
>>7200652
how do you feel about the ussr
>>7200647
Is this you? Post full face please
>>7200649
oh ok :s
>>7200657
Dont forget to connect the ptu this time.
Sports bras can be tricky like that
Lol
>the sports bra
>>7200648
trip on rawr
>>7200649
>chaser turned trans
>surprised
>>7200660
The USSR was bad and Russia's always up to some shady shit
>>7200663
Yeah?
Lolwat
My whole face is an imperfect reflection of the other half of my face
Y chaserbob
grace is really cute and nice and smart and a generally good person who i really care about were all really lucky that we get to know such a wonderful woman
>>7200670
what about rojava
>>7200650
Yay I've been waiting for someone to drop that!
>>7200637
I don't think I'm balding, but I'm paranoid that I might go bald one day.
Every time I see hair in the shower, I'm like "fugg"
the year is 2070, earth is being left en masse, you colonial ship with 100k passengers has to travel for 30 years to reach your new planet. Psychologists and other professionals has determined that the only way to travel such long distances without inducing disastrous insanity is to spend the time in deep, perfect VR simulation. As a very rich person you get to decide the setting of your ships mmo. What would it be?
>>7200645
Definitely
OW MY TIT
Fuckers better be grrowing
>>7200675
Awww, thank you anon <3
I hope you talk to me outside of this thread
>>7200676
What's Aleppo
Tho I dont actually know what Rojava is so sry
I'll look it up on wikipedia later lol
Time for worrrrrrrrkkkkkkk
basic is really cute and nice and smart and a generally good person who i really care about were all really lucky that we get to know such a wonderful woman
>>7200674
I want to see it
At least we won't be nuked by Russia....
https://youtu.be/4IrE6FMpai8
>>7200587
yes :3
>>7200651
yw!
>>7200644
I..s it great again yet
>>7200686
I'm Kayla's sister.
>>7200675
I also like her fashion sense
>>7200684
your replying to the same person if that lets you know who it is
>>7200680
instead of fighting you cuddle and whoever is the better cuddler wins mmo
>>7200685
I agree, I want to make her dinner at the end of a hard day and watch her happily eat while she watches shows on netflix in her pjs.
>>7200685
Seconded.
>>7200692
never said you could get special privileges, you just choose the setting.
which trip should i try to be friends with
>>7200690
in 18 months trump will declare it great again and his followers will believe him. Nothing will have changed except we will be in trade wars and a depression.
>>7200702
pick me
>>7200651
90% of the people i work with are short women and I tower over them already. If i was standing all day then more people would talk to me and i like that there's nobody around to bother me in my little cube world
>>7200693
I'd fuck the shit out of your face if you were here right now
>>7200685
I agree but it isn't appropriate to give yourself too many compliments owo
>>7200702
Same, nice girls only please.
>>7200710
The thing about me is people beat / fuck the shit out of me all the time.
Problem is, all the shit just keeps regenerating.
I'm continually full of shit.
And I woke up like 10 minutes ago.
>TFW pink boyfriend shirt.
>TFW manface
>TFW chasers are gay men
>>7200685
>and smart
lauren is really cute and nice and smart and a generally good person who i really care about were all really lucky that we get to know such a wonderful woman
>>7200730
>chasers are gay men
Whatever, it doesn't matter if it'll feel good.
You seem interesting, can I see more of you?
>>7200735
Lauren is a good friend and a qt
She likes cheering people up and is a fantastic person
if I meet her IRL i wanna give her a big hug
<3 Lorn
>>7200730
You look like a really nice lady, I'd have dinner with you. I just hope you're a real sweetheart.
>>7200735
>person
I can agree with the rest
>>7200730
>>TFW chasers are gay men
>w-we are girls
>but the people who chase us are gay males
can i just say that this really got the old brain juices flowing
https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
Is this guide worth it?
>>7200736
You know me better than anyone else here, am I really that stupid?
>>7200741
hugg
>>7200743
:p
>>7200680
It would be a gigantic free roam, fantasy rpg.
>>7200648
How?
>>7200679
I can understand that.
i found this on /r/ukpolitics
apparently sinn fein is gonna start using memes?
i honestly have no idea
its kinda funny though
>>7200753
Hugg ^^
>>7200757
are there welsh nationalists too
i never here about Wales wanting to leave the uk
>>7200748
No just do it less
Telling yourself nice things is nice but can be perceived as arrogant by others.
Besides dont conpliments mean more when they come from people that arent you?
Here you go, basic is a cute and pretty girl thats really cool because she plays in a band owo
>>7200753
lauren, what kind of dog is that
sertii is really cute and nice and smart and a generally good person who i really care about were all really lucky that we get to know such a wonderful woman
>>7200770
long doggo
>>7200742
>>7200740
>so many new ppl
Clearly, neither of you know who I am
Trust me.
I'm more of a man than you could ever be.
>>7200747
I never made such claims.
BTW
Watching tranny porn as a tranny vs watching as a cis male is crazzyy
All I do is clock them all.... See them as overly effeminate slutty boys with tits.
The clockability kills it
>>7200752
Lol, no. But I like teasing you like a big sister.
Idiots can't repair string instruments bb
>>7200766
Yeah
Plaid Cymru is kinda nationalist. We also used to have some terrorist-like groups (i.e. Sons of Glyndwr or something) that used to burn down English holiday houses.
They aren't very popular tho :3
>>7200774
wow .///.
do I come off as unstable?
>>7200766
They're called Plaid Cymru, and they're like Welsh version of Sinn Fein, except not ridiculous.
Although their current leader doesn't even know how to speak Welsh, which is a little embarrassing
>>7200781
You come off as a bby tran
>>7200776
I take pride in being big strong and manly! Thank you very much young lady.
>>7200756
>It would be a gigantic free roam, fantasy rpg.
what role would you take?
>>7200781
you do kinda give off crazy vibes given how you just kinda say a few semi-random things and then disappear without ever really taking part in discussions
not as strong crazy vibes as sarah though
>>7200790
K
Faggit.
>>7200776
>I'm more of a man than you could ever be.
But thats perfect
>>7200749
Yah, it won't help you actually get there but it outlines your milestones.
i think the larynx thing is a joke though, it's more about where in my mouth to send my voice to not sound fake for me
>>7200802
Wow fight me nerd!
>>7200780
can confirm Sertii is to good for this world
>>7200815
>yah
>it won't help you actually get there
Then what is the actual point of the guide?
>>7200783
>their current leader doesn't even know how to speak Welsh
dweud beth!
>>7200814
Oh if its for that then you have a good reason
>>7200748
Yep, and now i have to head to a meeting, take care!
>>7200817
There's only one person on here I've deemed worthy of fighting.
>>7200814
Go make pron for closet gay white men.
Git rich
>>7200810
>>7200810
Hi
>>7200805
>tfw everyone wants me to be the man in a relationship.
>>7200819
I think youre even better desu .///.
>>7200831
Good I dont want to fight cute girls anyways.
my top comics in recent memory are
From Image: Glory, Web/String Divers, the comic about androids its all water colorish art
The Valiant comics are pretty good, I pick up whatever I see
Doom Patrol from DC is neat, the older stuff. I like Superman related stuff time to time. The Future's End with Plastique and Batman was cool. Forever People are cool too
>>7200831
Tfw dont know how to auto
>>7200795
Probably some kind of ruler where I can do whatever tf I want.
>>7200831
If youre the man in the relationship, will you be paying?
>>7200837
desu i kinda want something with a badass but qt girl i can selfinsert into
For some reason this isnt very common even though its current year
america was sick of government being beholden to big business so they elected big business.
>>7200845
Read Glory. Its about Lesbians
>>7200834
>>7200841
Sertii top teir tho
>>7200852
according to the graph, you're both about equal
>>7200849
shakira is dead
>>7200839
>gender roles.
>any of my dates cost more than a home made dinner
>>7200835
So, you'd fite me, then?
>>7200845
Self insert IRL bb
>>7200837
I only into auto mods b/c its a hobby away from being an industrial mechanic I enjoy
>>7200841
Lighting, camera, backdrops, toys, lube, enemas, veggiediet
So much work
what do if my mind is scattered and im getting disoriented and sharp emotional shocks of pain and im scared and my hair is dirty and im tired and i just want to sleep forever and I don't even know what I want I just want to be accepted and I'm just a crazy dumb bitch whose mood rapidly changes from fiercly independent to timid and breaking down because of real or imagined social failures and everything is bleak
>>7200867
>tfw not cute or badass enough to selfinsert irl
>>7200867
I just said I don't fight cute girls.
>>7200871
It's not that hard.
>>7200864
Sigh
>mfw just realized theres a shit load of it
Im sorry there is a lot to look through just look at the first page of /co/ or sometbing. The comics of Jessica Jones after she puts up her Jewel mask is interesting
>>7200861
Dont fuck with me. Are you serious
>>7200821
It sounds like a guide on how to jump rope written to an alien
1.go buy a jump rope
2. Practice jumping
3. swing the rope around and jump over it
If you don't know how to jump or buy things or what they mean by swing the rope around, it's bad, but when you're on track you'll realize what they meant
>>7200871
insert into my bed ok
which trips have the most sexual tension?
>>7200880
But I Dont want to hurt you sweetie.
Equivocal Dominance is the only qualifier.
The only person I'd consider here is Faye.
Only b/c I'd want to have a wilderness survival deathmatch with her to determine whom sleeps on who's chest.
Tbh, even the ppl I think are cute here are seen as platonic in my mind.
I only erp b/c its fun.
But
Its all backed by a want to cuddle, feed ppl, wrap them in blankets, serve them tea, and somebody I can relate to on the 'man' level while cuddling into sleep around a fire
>>7200871
Just wear light makeup and do man things
>>7200885
Can you give an alternative take on the guide then?
Time for rehearsal, later girls
>>7200815
>i think the larynx thing is a joke though
Would you recommend skipping it then?
I thought about getting into a voice training regimen of my own by reading a book out loud for one hour every evening. Is 1 hour enough? Or even too much?
who balding here?
>>7200914
20-40 minutes
>>7200884
Said she was going to kill herself because she's a hon
>you will never be ivanka
kill me please
>person im interested in dating doesnt respond to my text for 10 minutes
>begin losing it, questioning whether im annoying them, heart filling with icy pain on and off, desperation
>10 more minutes go by
>they text back with something friendly
>so relieved that i gasp and feel pleasure course through my body
what happened to break me this bad
>>7200931
Should have voted Trump
#hons4hillary
>>7200935
>be paraded by your father as a sexual object by your conservative father
No thanks
>>7200936
Broken by cock
>>7200901
But you're a cute girl, I don't want to fight.
>>7200938
She's British though.
>>7200940
>be paraded by your father as a sexual object by your conservative father
yes please, that would make it even better
I literally never wanted to kill myself this badly before
because our pathetic media can't accept the fact that if democracy doesn't work in their favor, they have to poison and brainwash fucking everyone they can to think that donald trump will ruin the world
everytime that guy shows his face, my otherwise loving, caring family goes fucking apeshit and starts being aggressive and throwing shit
either i move out or i kill myself if they won't shut up holy shit
>>7200902
Just like all singing you need to train your ear and throat so you know how to produce different frequencies
So you practice mmmm and ahhh an ohhh into voice pitch analyzer or any other pitch program and try raising it but not so much your voice breaks
You want to be able to hit like 220hz out of nowehere out of muscle memory or know when you're in guy range or girl range instantly
That takes weeks
Then You move to start trying to talk from there, you can't talk as high as you can can make bases sounds but you want to start saying things and see where you drop, and then work on that sentence and play with it until you can say it naturally and keep your pitch high.
For example this week I worked on the fact that when I'm saying the last world of a sentence I drop to 160hz (boy) for he first syllable in preparation for a 360hz raised question sound. And I basically pounded out my melody until I got one that kept me at 200hz and above.
Then if you aren't adding melody or you're talking too fast you work on that, you want to draw out your vowels and speak more slowly and really vary your pitch a lot to play with the words to get your message across, guys talk monotone, so it's going to sound weird if you're monotone at a high pitch, my voice sounds aaammmaziinng when I can get three or four pitch changes in key words
Then try it all over again realllly softly like you don't want to wake a baby, and really loudly while ordering, it's Very different
And then finally play around with breathiness after you love your voice to see if you like how that sounds
>>7200940
>being paraded as a sexual object
but this is what i want
>>7200974
It's no fun...
captchs from Monza. I wanna go back there.
>>7200962
>voice pitch analyzer or any other pitch program
suggest me a free one
>>7200902
Know one grill who's got the most perfect voice I've ever heard, all she did was singing along to pop songs in her car on the way to work.
>>7200961
>I don't care about the beatings and suicides following the election
>I don't care about the post election promise to strip you of all your rights by pence
>>7200984
lol
>>7200951
Yeah, but she's been crying about Trump all week.
>>7200984
i don't even live in america why the fuck should I care
>>7200962
What pitch analyzer software is there for computers?
>>7200995
Oh, why are all the best girls lesbians :(
>>7200914
Reading is good after the point you already know if your voice is good or not, before then working on repeating lines in it until you can keep it at a good 200hz and above frequency without dropping is better
can faye adopt me
>>7200992
Oh carry on it really doesn't matter other then the slight downturn in the world economy
i want to hugg joan
>>7200995
Ah, has it worked? :)
>>7201000
You'd have to be really femmy and pretty and well groomed
I enjoy a good dicking.
Just...
I think boys are stupid smelly idiots
So
Its usually rubber
Or filled with estrogen
>>7200962
https://clyp.it/fcvaritg
>be fascinated with joan d'arc ever since i first heard of her
wonder why desu
>>7201021
hugg sert
>>7201015
mmhmm.
I've made it as far as I can go without professional help.
I start with and acoustic version of Creep by Radiohead... And finish the playlist with Lump b/c it let's me warm up slow to a loud, fast finale
>>7200995
>Kayla actually does have daddy issues
like any good female should duh
and no the date is off because im trying to move
>>7201025
Ah cool, for beginners the entire Beegees discography might be a good buy lel, then move over to grill songs? Glad it worked though bbcaeks.
>>7201024
hugg anon
>>7200984
>trump wins
>trannies beginning killing themselves en masse
>FUCKING DRUMPF
i'm sure there's some sort of meme for this, possibly involving a bicycle
>>7201021
Now, she likely would have gotten T shots.
>>7201035
hugg sert again
>>7201021
why?
>>7201041
*huggs u back*
>>7201049
cudd sert
wanna tell my bf about how shit im feeling atm but i dont wanna put more pressure on him
pretending everything is fine is hard
>>7201019
Probably to just shut up and kiss me desu
>>7201055
Tell him so he can give affection.
>>7201043
Youre not a tranny if you Dont know why.
>>7200962
>You want to be able to hit like 220hz out of nowehere out of muscle memory or know when you're in guy range or girl range instantly
How much should you practice daily to get there?
Is it normal that keeping "aaaahs" is easier for me off the bat? I seem to get in the 360 hz range, while oooohs and mmmms oscilate between 180 and around 300.
>>7201062
foreshadowing
>>7201029
I'm so fucking jealouse of you.
I want supportive ppl.
>>7201031
I've found male vocalists are best at first, yes. Then, soft slow songs by female vocalists after you get the pitch down.
Tbh. Fast, loud, or huge range female vocalist songs just create dysphoria b/c your voice will crack every. time.
hi girls
>>7201070
Postshadowing
>>7201077
hi friend
>>7201077
heyoo
>>7200962
>from Faye who still has a deep male voice
>>7201077
Ayye
>>7201055
i cry on my bfs shoulder when I'm stressed then we talk about it and stuff
thanks for helping mommy get 1 million votes
>>7201081
valqshadowing
>>7201075
Ah gotcha! :)
who /honvoice/ here
help i think im in love with sertii
>never heard of that mitchell and webb look
>its fucking hilarious
I guess I know what I'm doing with my day
>>7201097
/notme/
>>7201058
https://clyp.it/f0qmw4nk
>>7199725
>When is cyba and his anti trans ilk going to be bashed?
I carry a gun and I am 100 % MtF anon
>They fucked up everything for everyone else.
Nope. I helped save your right to have guns. Now you can protect yourself instead of getting beaten to death by transphobes.
>It's like jews that helped Hitler get other jews, knowing that they will also be placed inside an oven.
>implying any of that propaganda actually happened
inb4 6 gorillian
Have you even seen a pic of me?
>He and he ilk threw all of us under the bus.
I pulled you out from under the bus.
>People are committing suicide
Maybe you shouldn't fear monger vulnerable people into believing a meme President is gonna kill them.
>and all this piece of shit can do is laugh and cry "daddy".
Hahahahaha daddy
>I would enjoy some karma for him. From his own trump friends.
They're generally less violent than the other side (+ccw).
>He is only pretending to be trans.
I wish. I've been on hrt for almost 2 years.
>No real trutrans would think that trump and pence would support them.
I'm not looking for support, I am looking for tolerance. Trump has been shown to be tolerant of LGBT. Pence hasn't, but who cares he's VP.
>And the gut punch is that he didn't vote and stay quiet.
People shouldn't stay quiet.
>He voted and rubbed it in our faces that we will lose our insurance.
*rub*
I forgot about his infamous call to take away insurance from trannies!
>I hope your pol buddies bash you good if you really do wear dresses and they find you.
Again, ccw. I have never worn a dress.
>>7201102
Oh my goodness! Its Kit! I didn't notice, Im too absorbed into pokemon! Hi Kit c:
>>7201093
America should transition to coalition politics.
Drain the swamp!
>>7201107
Cool, I just realized how much trouble I have with the 'eh' sound. Thanks for the help Faye
>>7201126
i need a sertii gf :c
>>7201069
pls respond
>>7201116
Hopefully soon! I've been living off of savings for too long.
>>7201111
Ur a girl
>>7201127
Kek
>>7201116
Be my sister i never had
^=^
>>7201137
God he looks like such an awkward little twirp.
>>7201122
hiya !!!
>>7201111
nice quads tho !!!! also ur plenty cute hanna !!
>>7201116
im ok i just finished work sooo im p tired tho but idk im kinda happy i made a lot of tips !!
>>7201110
if im a meek, clumsy and fearful girl will u protect me from nasty transphobes? and be my gf?
>>7201127
That kid, right, he will probably grow up into a really fucked up man.
>>7201141
You made a lot of tips? What do you do? Are you a waitress?
>>7201147
bartender !!
>>7201140
i'm 100% certain he is trans in repression and really really can't come out, the way he looks at his sisters is like he wants to slay them. Also has that "uncomfortable in own skin stance" I used to have every day of my life.
>>7201147
>mtf
>making tips
>waitress
Oh, my sweet Summer child..
>>7201087
https://clyp.it/0bfhn245
>>7201149
>tfw I could never bartend because I'd drop bottles or glasses once a day or sperg out at a customer every so often
Thanks genetic inferiority
>>7201140
He couldn't stop moving
Poor (heh) kid must have been exhausted
>>7201142
I want a bf but maybe
>>7201145
You are being silly
Hanna = girl
>>7201150
Those slavic genes are going to help Barroness pass. I hope her transition is easy
>>7201152
>>7201141
Youre a tran monarch to be able to work on tips from ppls perspective of you.
I was once offered a serving position (actually, was begged to work it) but anxiety from being clocked alone would've ruined me.
My voice/hair removal isn't rock solid enough
>>7201134
Lol. Idk about all that. I mean, I suppose I do, on occasion, sing along to Adele while training
She has a deep ish voice
>>7201137
Tbh, not being a dick here, your political stances are garbage as a non-working person.
Can't be a citizen if you Dont contribute anything other than your opinions to the system.
What would you do?
>>7201138
Why do you like trannies?
The ATTN?
>>7201160
>dysphoria intensifies, the webm
listened to the lonesome crowded west for the first time today and this is possibly one of my favorite albums ever it's actually really good. i regret letting good news be my first modest mouse album.
>>7201160
The fact that his suit looked so comical made it so much worse.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1I79TjuY07n
It says that this is in the 280 Hz range, but it really doesn't sound like that to me. Is my software busted? Or my mic?
>>7201159
i'm sure you would be fine anon !! its not so hard once you get used to it kinda thing
>>7201164
well i used to work in boymode but recently ive deff been looking a lot more fem so idk, but my name is kinda like, unisex so IDK it would confuse people a lot i guess.
>>7201152
bartending is kinda like waitressing T B H
>>7201180
hey qt how are things?
>>7201153
Last time you posted your girl voice you were rubbing it in people's face, laughing at them, and getting them suicidal. You attacked the few people that easily caught your lie and tried your hardest to say they were insane. Then months after the fact it was confirmed a cis friend did it for you. The sad part Faye is that what you just posted is your actual voice.
>>7201168
good cd famalam
>>7201185
Where do you live?
Any conservadicks frown and scowl at you on occasion?
>>7201185
no it really is that hard when I get used to it. I used to cashier and I dropped shit every single day, I order pick now and drop shit all the time to the point where my job is endangered
i am physically clumsy as all hell permanently. i do not understand how 3d space works
>>7201185
kinda bad :/
>>7201160
>>7201163
i dunno everyone keeps telling me i pass
but i almost never get genderd female
i dont even know anymore
>>7201180
yea i moved away to study
so i brought it on myself i guess
>>7201195
Be good.
And
Then
Come massage my achey back & breasts.
>>7201164
True, but I have worked before, lived in my own apartment before, etc. At least I don't use any kind of government assistance.
>>7201196
How is your voice?
>>7201176
https://clyp.it/nnbkyoe0
>>7201198
Lots of young ppl worked before.
What sort if work would you be qualified to look into?
>>7201185
Kit is the girl everyone wants to take home~
>tfw Pence wants to repeal trans protection laws but all the major cities in your state have already passed local trans protection bills.
>>7201163
i love u sert
Nobody loves me, what do?
>>7201204
Platonically ofc.
You realize cishet girls play with each others tots, right?
>>7201200
wet
>>7201209
im in the same boat. mtfg wont accept me as their boyfriend just because my butt is a little big or I "pass"
im sick of it. im a good, honest man
need a sertii waifu really badly :/
>>7201204
Its ok Korra <3
>>7201198
I have a man voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aesx64Ikgx
>>7201184
That sounds 280ish but you're having to do a lot of breath and it's shaky, you can't talk that high maybe try aiming at starting at 220
Are you struggling with that?
Probably 280
https://clyp.it/eq0pmlkb
>>7201193
hmm not rly but i get told i look like a girl a lot now (but i just kinda smile or laugh it off) since im not full time. i live in australia so its not so bad, but i try to smile a lot cause its easier to make tips that way, although i have a pretty good pay rate as well so i dont rly like rly on tips they are just a bonus. its a good job for me
>>7201194
anon im RLY not smart at all, like even i manage to do it so definately you could i feel. i was always making mistakes at the start but eventually i got used to it and they made me bar manager, but now i stepped down from bar manager cause i feel like my boss isn't so sure about me? idk but i had to take less hours cause i have agoraphobia and sometimes i can't leave my room
>>7201195
korra ;~~;
>>7201206
aslfkjdslkdf i wish anon !! i work with SO MANY pretty girls omggg i get rly envious of them a lot but also im happy for them, ya'know??
>>7201216
boy voice not man.
Who else here voted for trump
>>7201221
Don't take home a lot of guys! Thats impure! But you're pretty too, granted I don't know what you look like but you're really really sweet and thats what matters!
>>7201200
Where they belong
>>7201207
10/10 all around
>>7201203
I'm qualified for IT I just need to get off my ass and get certs. My city has one of the lowest unemployment rates in the nation so it shouldn't be hard
>>7201216
You can always improve! Don't give up. Work on it every day.
>>7201223
Me
wtf
>>7201195
Hugg Korra
>>7201215
Whats so appealing lol im early transition pretty much everyone else here is better waifu material
>>7201224
well lots of girls who i work with gets guys numbers all the time !! i mean ive never been asked by a guy for my number but it must feel like, rly good i guess ! i hope one day it'll happen cause i feel it would be rly nice.
>>7201230
personality
i don't know what you look like
>>7201219
https://clyp.it/ijopepcv
This one is around 220, it says. I think it starts of at around 180 for the first split second.
>>7201216
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vVTMldIXB5
Yfw Cyba gets beaten up by a trump supporter
>>7201198
Government assistance is just wealth redistribution that combats inequalities of opportunities. It stops extreme poverty and in turn the government from hemorrhaging money. It's a form of risk mitigation because people are just investment products.
>>7201231
You're always welcome to give me your number! <3 Asking scares me, you're cute and intimidating because of it.
>>7201207
Don't worry hopefully republicans will overturn those laws too.
>>7201219
BAHAHAHHAH
THAT FUCKING CLIP.
>>7201221
idk.. Maybe b/c when I was briefly working in a sports pub, 80% guys would give me the 'I wanna fug you' look... Nasty comments included. While 10% would ignore me and the other 10% gave me dirty (you're a no good sinning faggot shemale) glare. I guess living in a country of liberal rednecks helps with that.
Its the vocal conservative religious assholes that ruin it all :(
>>7201244
Sadly this is true
Dark times we are living in
>>7201243
i think you would say that regardless of what it sounded like.
>>7201237
>>7201110
>>7200441
Anon... everyone knows you're a girl
>>7201240
?? I was just saying I am not burdening the welfare system
Voice 101
https://clyp.it/2rt23ybt
>>7201246
I'm trying to give trans girls important classes here on how to sound fem
>>7201233
That sounds stronger and still pretty fem, I'd start there, oohhh ahhh uhmmm. Then try to hit 190 and have that be your low point sound and 240 for your high point then try chaining them in one clip
>>7201250
more like dank times
>>7201254
im not wrong tho
>>7201214
Id agree to some degree, I do want to move one day. Well see how things go but I might have to go ultra stealth after SRS.
>>7201225
It's pretty nice, I dunno, even i those laws didn't exist Id still use the women's restroom. I'm more attractive than most of the cis women I interact and present very femme so I dont think Id be the one they'd assume was a tranny.
>>7201222
I found you in my trash yesterday
>>7201244
They've tried to overthrow the bathroom laws in AZ several times, it never works.
>>7201256
It's going to happen
Already to two my friends who voted for trump
>>7201262
Maop <3
chara is gay
>>7201262
your trash?
>>7201257
>pretty fem
Does it really? I really don't feel confident about the sound.
>>7201262
Where would you like to move to? And how are you planning on paying for SRS?
>>7201262
I can't imagine any trans person wanting to go into a bathroom they don't pass for. The embarrassment would be too much even if no one bothered me.
>>7201263
Yeah I have seen videos of Trump supporters getting beat up but I usually don't wear my hat. Sad.
>>7201276
Yes
Also you aren't going to sound like a teenage girl unless you have god tier range, you're going to sound like a woman
check ur not in us privilege
Are there any studies about how many percent of the entire world population will hate me, just because i'm trans? Just Curious.
>>7201289
not in us but im still scared
What do you go when you really, really like boys?
West do when you don't wanna be a sloot
>>7201296
idk
>>7201296
i want all the boys around me to dominate me
>>7201287
My friends were trump supporters who were beaten up by other trump supporters
>>7201301
>boys
didn't quid tell you about this
>>7201296
I would guess open up tinder?
>>7201296
You find a nice one and make him your boyfriend and then you be a good wife someday for him
How many of you are into BDSM? Seems pretty common. I'm pretty vanilla, just curious.
>>7201310
Idk about bdsm but choking sounds hot desu
>been feeling kinda depressed lately
>bf buying me a new game to help cheer me up
he is such a sweetheart
>>7201304
tell me about what
quid did tell me all sorts of things
>>7201316
they need to be cut up
>>7201315
aw whats wrong korra?
>>7201314
Isn't that part of BDSM? :O
>>7201296
Go to church and find yourself a good Christian boy with a trap fetish
>>7201310
Nice stuff
>>7201318
i am very good at cutting things
but i want boys to impale me with dick
>>7201324
ok but cut them up after sex
>>7201310
i do like being tied up and stuff
>>7201322
this isnt bad advice
>>7201319
no one wants to hire me here bc I'm a tranny :(
>>7201317
Be nice, chat up guys, talk to them till you like one.
>>7201332
oh that sucks :C
i just told people i was boy to get hired
>>7201336
well spanking and painplay
>>7201312
>average
Well, that means half the time you are below 180, doesn't it?
>>7201335
Keep talking to him, be cute and excited when he is around and talking to you, give him hints and tell him you like him if you even remotely suspect he might too, guys are clueless after all.
Im officially never answering the door again
>be seconds ago
>just finished eating 3 bbq pork sandwiches i made
>mail lady knocked at door
>guess i have a box too big for the drop box out by the curb
>only wearing tunic top and panties, light makeup
>she keeps knocking
>fuck it
>run down stairs and answer door
>she says all in an upbeat tone "howdy mam, i have a box for.... i guess for the man of the house, is he home?
>clearly my name on package
>um.. no hes at work i guess but i can sign
>sign Kayla on tablet
>grab box
>oh christ
>she gasps and says "oh how many months along are you?"
>EMBARRASSED
>um... oh... um... 3 months
>i gotta go, my feet hurt
>"take it easy hon, and be careful"
>slam door and commence panic attack
I guess the three cups of apple cider and three bbq sandwiches made my tummy bulgy in my sheer top and im dead with embarrassment.
>>7201344
well atleast you passed
>>7201296
>tfw boys don't notice you
>>7201344
>tfw this will never happen to me because I'm so uggo man
Why live
>>7201347
i notice you
>>7201347
I notice you Kit! You're my favorite! D:
>>7201344
She meant how many months on hrt though
>>7201354
girls notice me....
one even kissed me on monday
>>7201358
anon your my fav as well !!
>>7201363
Love bends attraction young lady. Plus you're probably better than you think. Tell him you like him and see if you can start anything! You'll at least have said you tried.
>>7201312
Average should be 200ish minimum and low of 175, but that's only one note off really
If it's authentic no one will question it because that's way higher then a mans voice normally is
Kayla's pregnant!
>>7201347
Weren't you talking to this Dutch boy a while ago?
>>7201361
but im boy
and i notice you
>>7201361
>one even kissed me on monday
wtf!
On the plus side, Faye's constant whining about Trump means I don't have to worry about my sodium intake while on spiro.
>>7201344
Believing Kayla stories
You can tell it's a Kayla story because all the women enforce crazy southern gender norms while she's living in LA and the busy package lady gives a fuck about the exact name on the package
>>7201361
Im surprised you even notice me at all Kit...
>>7201380
why does anyone like sombra, her character design is so ugly ;-;
>>7201385
She looks like Shadowrun OC and is based on Ghost in the Shell so she panders to trannies.
Trannies love cyberpunk.
Fuck, someone called me called me and I forgot that I have a voicemail message from when I was 16.
I didn't even know I ever did that.
I want to die.
>>7201344
She must have meant how long on hrt, I'd call that a win for sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC_XT-HdBvE
>>7201370
idk how. it sounds so unnatural when i go that high. no matter how much i practice.
i want communism
>>7201368
Idk, he's like I've 6' and like ahhhhh.
He looks like hiroshimoot desu...
>>7201402
Over not I've ;-;
God why can't I lose weight
>>7201396
I think I can safely diagnose your autism
>>7201398
Kit told me she has a crush on you.
>>7201352
I wish i'd knew that.
>>7201392
do i ever
>>7201393
god i did that with my old phone so now i jsut left it on googles default voicemail, idk even know what it is
>>7201406
K E T O
E
T
O
>>7201380
Lol
>tranny jokes
>>7201398
https://clyp.it/pxchk54a
>>7201347
Well at least they don't beat you up just because you exist.
>>7201410
kit is very cute
>>7201415
hugg comrade
>>7201409
I'm bad at drawing
>>7201406
because you eat too much, which is always the answer to that question.
>>7201405
i wish i had friends at work i don't even like girls that much im just so lonely
>>7201392
Neet boys like cyber punk, it lets them fantasize that they are the chosen one and powerful for sitting at their sad computers all day
>>7201416
i know ur showering. send me nudes.
>>7201405
Well you're sweet and cute, I have to be nice to nice girls!
>>7201406
start count calories
>>7201419
One day.
>>7201421
I barely eat ;_;
I practically starve myself with 1 meal per day
>>7201412
Will I ever stop feeling really embarrassed that someone heard my old voice?
>>7201411
Knew what?
>>7201433
Why live
>>7201424
If you don't know anything about cyberpunk, sure. Everyone knows why trannies like it though.
>tfw i'll never find anyone who will love me
Posting snickerdoodle pics in hopes of luring her out of hiding
>>7201417
i guess that is something to be happy about
>>7201410
anon what the HECK
>>7201418
!!
>>7201423
they are kinda nice girls but i dont rly hang out with them at all like outside of work events or w.e so like idk. it was kinda weird day but everyone had been drinking a lot so i guess that was it
>>7201375
i was actually, he was rly nice and sweet but a bit younger then me, also he made me feel a bit weird cause like, he would always talk about like moving to see each other and stuff and moving in together and i had like only talked to him online for like a week so i guess i got rly scare about that. i stopped talking to him while i was sick for a bit, casue i was really bad and then got rly scare to leave the house at all, and he probably hates me now tho.
>>7201439
why couldn't sombra be cute like this instead.
>>7201396
I HEFF ONE TOO =D
>>7201368
West if he told me he likes me, but I'm scared he'll leave me
>>7201430
then you eat too much in that one meal.
>>7201431
probably not, but you might forget about it with enough time
>>7201439
desu a lot of ghost in the shell stuff isnt even the best representation of cyber punk, its just a really nice entry level series that gets people into it. it is still good though, and i love my weeb images
>>7201450
Is Lain cyberpunk?http://fauux.neocities.org/Love.html
>>7201450
I really want to cry rn.
>>7201439
That's one case l, very few stories mention anything like that because they're all for men with the trans human elements being copies of themselves with super powers and robot parts
>>7201452
what does your voice sound like now plebbu
>>7201440
I can but it just makes me feel dead inside
>>7201444
Well there's only one way to find out, I remember you being into him quite a bit so maybe its worth the chance
>>7201457
Bad. I'm not sick, do it's not as bad as the last clip, but p bad.
>>7201458
But why? Shouldn't you be happy forever?
>>7201467
It's not the same when they love the actor you play.
>>7201478
Ahh sorry i meant loving the true self and not having to act in a way to get fake love
>>7201485
Yeah but then I wouldn't even get fake love
>>7201485
>true self
That's just something ugly people say
>>7201488
Me neither. I'll be alone forever. But reading cute stories about people who fall in love is nice, so i can at least imagine how it feels.
>>7201447
hah du är en bög
>>7201493
I wasn't talking about looks. I just want to be loved without having to act as someone else
mfw reading Faye's posts
Tfw ill never hold kit face down into my pillows and put toys in her butt
>>7201518
Never say never.
>you will never have hannah whisper cute things to you in swedish
impure thoughts
impure thoughts
impure thoughts
>>7201518
I want to be in the middle of that situation.
>>7201525
>cute things
I literally told him he was gay
Daily reminder that Chris-chan has a vagina, therefore is more of a girl than any of you.
>feel extra sad
>call brother since he is smart
>decide to tell him about trans status
>turns out his roommate was actually his bf
maybe this stuff really is genetic
>>7201518
omggg
>>7201538
thx
>>7201537
that's still pretty cute though
>>7201526
you have to think nice pure thoughts like hand holding, cute cloths, and warm hugs
>>7201537
Anything is cute when you say it in swedish
hi
>>7201548
bye
>started playing stardew valley because i was angry and needed to calm down
>tfw trying to catch one of the legendary sent me into autistic rage mode
THOUSAND BURNING SUNS
I would transition but any Anon Could call me a hon and the entire dream would collapse
>>7201549
>>7201562
Swedish is objectively the cutest and sexiest language
I can prove it with science
>>7201570
Portuguese is.
>>7201564
I wish I could give you pure hugs, I can resist those impure advances pretty easy I think so it would be pure
>>7201558
sertii make the thoughts go away
>>7201538
even without the vagina he's more of a girl than me
>>7201576
Me too, i wish i had someone just for hugging and maybe kissing~
>>7201574
i don't think anyone will agree with you on that.
>>7201563
>playing stardew valley
>season changes
>have to plant all those crops again
>>7201570
Japanese is sexiest
>inb4 weeb
>>7201578
I cant now i have them too..
>>7201570
Shhhhh
>>7201578
Maeve you're the cutest girl ever, don't compare yourself worse to such people.
>>7201586
>>7201579
k-k-k-kissing!! thats n-not
>feel really sad
>he says I love you
>feel slightly better
what is this meme magic why is my chest feeling tight?
>>7201590
I NEEEEED IT
>>7201595
>tfw no one will ever say that to you and really mean it
>>7201596
*kisses ur cheek*
>>7201596
>>7201595
b-b-but!!!
wait i said hi then forgot sorry
how do i cope with the fact that i'm a disgusting man and i'll never be a woman despite all my efforts
pookie is now on a 13 hour train
pookietrain
trainkie
trainzie
>>7201607
do you want to try again?
oh also
SHE PASSED AT THE stATION AND I DIDNT
SHE WAS WEARING BOY CLOTHES AND I WAS WEARING GIRLS CLOTHES
like
the lady was like
"what a nice young lady your friend is"
and then said to me
"Good day young man!"
TILTED
fuck i'm sitting outsidme my german class and i wanna not go in, and i can get a sick note for it, but missing is bad and i just ugh ;-;
kill me
>>7201472
;-;
>>7201617
if you don't often miss classes then treat yerself
>>7201593
You're the only black girl left here, the other two killed themselves.
>>7201616
there is no way, that does not make any sense, they must have meant them not you, it got mixed up in your head
hi
>>7201603
I want to hold hands with you
>>7201613
it's purified now I only give girls pure friendly kisses pic is me n u
>>7201610
one day fempai!
>>7201623
hi how're you doing?
>>7201620
not this one. i just missed 2 last week tho cause i was sick ;-; that's the only 2 i missed and i just ;;-;;;
>>7201613
Will you offer your kisses? Platonic kisses ofc
>>7201625
aaaaahhhhh
>>7201621
glad merc killed herself I hated her. sucks shakira killed herself tho. not even a year in hrt rip. there's another black trip tho
HOLY FUCK I FORGOT TO DO MY ESTROGEN SHOT YESTERDAY FUCK, I WAS WONDERING WHY I FEEL TERRIBLE
>>7201627
im ok how are u
Hey girls
fuck i have to go home right now fuck fuck
>>7201634
Did Shakira really kill herself? Is it confirmed?
I kind of had her for the person that wouldn't really do it, but that sucks
>>7201637
i'm ok, just slacking at work
>>7201634
I'm not black but
Im next desu
>>7201639
that's a cute picture
>>7201634
Did you always dislike Mercury or was it just since she told you kill yourself a few days ago?
>>7201500
Stick tillbaka till Monatana, bögkärring. :(
>people leave for a few days
>immediately people assume they sudoku'd
Lol?
>>7201658
hugg elann
>>7201656
nej du
>>7201658
elanna, where did you get srs and how many years into hrt were you?
>>7201658
because they said they were gonna sudoku duh
>>7201659
it just makes no sense to me at all
>>7201661
how do I get to the Netherlands i have no skills and i dropped out of high school if that helps
hi thread! howre yall this fine morning
>>7201670
idunno maybe my shoulders gave me away or something rofl
>>7201671
Marry a dutch chaser.
>>7201672
hi fraggu
>>7201675
do you think that could work
>>7201661
I popped in cuz I was bored, I don't have anything worth saying to say though so I'm probably just gonna keep on doing something more productive
>>7201669
Yeh lol
>>7201667
Brassard
3 years
>>7201668
Do you think people would do that?
Just go on the internet and tell lies?
>>7201665
i'm sorry for being a racist asshole earlier ;;
>>7201674
Maybe the fact that you look like a fat unwashed teenage boy gave you away
>>7201658
Hello Elanna. How are you?
>>7201674
someone must have misheard something, it just makes zero logical sense
>>7201680
She probably did it because you called her a hon. Idk about Mercury, I heard she was dying anyway.
So anyone have any fun plans for today?
>>7201691
Don't be mad someone refused to hugbox you, thank them for their honesty
>>7201693
ok when are we getting married
>>7201680
what kinda productive things you been up to
>>7201692
crying mostly, you?
>>7201665
Stop believing in me
>>7201692
going 2 work later
>when nigsnwigs attack
>>7201676
hi lauren!
>>7201677
hi isla
>>7201688
PLEB! i saw you post in passgen yesterday.
hows it hangin
>>7201692
draw play vidya listen to music eat :D
how about you faye? gettin that neet weed card?
Hi, i got rejected by another girl (mtf)
How is everyone
>>7201696
Idk desu we never talked before and my room is tiny
>>7201694
meme
where do i go to not get hugboxed
i need someone to remove all will to live
>>7201694
I'm not mad since they are lying though?
>>7201694
Just say I look average, that isn't hugboxing
>inb4 DELUSIONAL TEENAGE MALE HUHU
at least thi shasn't happened for a while
>>7201692
i got a new xbox remote since my old one died
but it feels really weird
and i dont feel comfy playing on it so im p tilted about that
>>7201704
how u
>>7201709
no one wants internet ldr dude you need to meet girls irl if you want a gf
>>7201662
Nej du, är du Svensk eller google translate?
>>7201709
You're too available. Stop.
Nobody wants a guy throwing himself at everyone in a public forum
>>7201715
i'm good senpai, just woke up and showered
it's nice to see my hair growing back
got any plans for today? how are you
>>7201718
that or internet sdr haha
>>7201720
tahm learn my conlang fucker
>>7201709
Do you really need to specify mtf, do you really have to go out of your way to say it instead of just girl?
>>7201720
jag är största svennen
>>7201710
we can talk more if we're married
>>7201711
Stop interacting with subhuman trannies online and go outside and receive a well deserved beating
>>7201692
having an anxiety attack over going to get a part repaired.
>>7201669
>I was hungover for a day and people were saying I was raped and murdered
It's horrible when untrue rumours start, isn't it?
>>7201700
My doc said he had a treatment for crying
>>7201702
So responsible of you
>>7201704
N...nooo
Yes
>>7201715
Is it like an off brand or are you going from a pro to a standard one?
>>7201713
I sometimes just drive around and park and shit post somewhere it kind of calms me down and makes me less anxious
>>7201728
Tru
When are you coming over?
i wish people cared enough about me to start suicide rumors
>>7201735
idk when do you want to get married
>>7201718
I offered to help pay for her to come see me.
>>7201723
Not like I can pretend like im not avaliable when im ugly as fuck.
>>7201725
I specified it because whenever i say jist girl people assume i mean cis girl so they tell me to start dating trans girls when I've tried and been rejected by them as well.
>>7201704
O. Hiiiiii
Nothin much just a weird day desu..
I should feel better in an got tho...
Got boy cuddles tho so it's p gud,
Hbu????
>>7201723
aka a desperate betacuck obsessed loser
>>7201711
How is being clearly told you don't pass irl a meme. Get a grip.
>>7201734
my docs just gatekeep me from help
>>7201743
Thats what all the dateless meet boys say.
>>7201724
my mom and i dropped pookie off at the train station and said bye
then we bought a new xbox remote which works but feels so weird when playing vidya
like
xbox 1 remotes arent as good as 360 imho
but im doign well (super sleepy ;;)
>>7201734
im going from xbox 360 remote to an xbox 1 remote and like
the joysticks are different, thats where my big problem is
it feels so unclean and slippery
that prolly makes no sense to you tho >_<
>>7201740
my class in middle school had a funeral for me and they laughed about it
they thought it was funny that i died
>tfw ur srs gets fast tracked because you pass so well
didn't know they did that, huh. The rich get richer
>>7201732
My doctor said he also had a treatment for anxiety
>>7201749
I'm figuring that's what the worlds going to look like soon for everyone
>>7201741
Probably after february