Cis Lesgen

>>7195622
Its not shitty politics. I have to deal with MAGA cunts every day ans now theyre backed by the fucking.....president...

Why do you people pretend to be gay women?

>>7195622
I stopped wearing plaid for a while for fear of turning into a walking stereotype. I already can't avoid my naturally masculine mannerisms.

>>7195679
What do you wear then? Overalls?

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>>7195735
hah, no (though I wouldn't mind owning a pair). I just try to go with everyday simple clothing but with a hint of chic.
I mostly own flat-colored pieces of clothing with neutral/ non-outstandish colors.
Of course there's always those days where you just want to feel comfortable and go with more homely pieces. Today's that day.

>pic related

>>7195817
What's that I see? A sweater to steal!

>>7195817
Hey qt

>>7195871
what if I'm a butter face?

>>7195819
it's the comfiest, but not warm enough for this weather.

>>7195931
>what if I'm a butter face?
Hey qt face

>>7195735
vests over t-shirts

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>>7195951
I actually chuckled. Thanks anon, you cheered up my night

>>7195964
>vests
yes

>>7195622
>>Have two plaid shirts, gf stole wore holes in and ruined the third one I had
>>Usually wear a tunic/plaid shirt/cozy sweaters with leggings or pants with my shoes or leather riding boots and maybe a big cozy scarf in the fall
>>Wear light makeup, eyeliner and mascara, if any at all, but I do if I'm going out partying, sometimes I'll curl my hair or put it in a messy bun
>>Winter, pants, sweatpants, snow boots and long sleeve shirts or raglan shirts, wool hat and jackets
>>Spring barely go outside so Pjs ans band t/shirts to lounge in around my house
>>Summer, shorts, flip flops, flowly shirts, tank tops, peasant tops ect with sunglasses
>>Partying: Depending on the party: makeup, risky shirt or tight dress, tights, heels or compfy shoe and normal clothes with earrings and hair done up

>>7196141
I'm so aroused right now

Trannies

Trannies everywhere

>>7196175
>My dick is diamonds.

ftfy

>>7195817
You look cozy af. Where did you get those jeans?

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>>7195643

>>7196235
They're Suite blanco

>>7196210
Good thing they're going to be shooting you soon.

>>7196175
What part got you aroused anon?
I wish other feminine lesbians weren't so rare..

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>>7195817
>tfw short tree trunk legs
>can never find jeans to fit without having to roll them up

>>7195622
I've consciously avoided plaid ever since I was 15 for the fear of people speculating I'm lesbian. I didn't even know I was les until I was 17. So zero. I own zero plaid shirts.
>What's is the most lesbian shoe?
Doc Martens are the ultimate lesbo/special snowflake shoe. But they're cute af so I still wear them

>>7196428
Just the general feminity. A feminine lesbian will definitely catch my interests. Your gf putting a hole in your clothes is annoying.

>dressing "like a lesbian"
please don't do this to yourself
if that's truly your style, then by all means rock it, but just dress like a normal person.

Wew the filters block out a good chunk

>>7195622
>How many plaid shirts do you own?
Four, but only one is the peak stereotype long-sleeved flannel. Two are plaid-print technical, and one is a cotton/linen mix (it's magical). Plaid is great for travelling because it hides stains better than solid colors -- a plus if you're working with a limited wardrobe and limited washing facilities.

I need better plaid shirts. The kind that has decent insulation. Where do you buy yours from?

>>7196502
>>Your gf putting a hole in your clothes is annoying.
Yeah, we're both the same short skinny size so she takes my scarves, socks, shirts and pj pants sometimes
>>I even it out by ripping her underwear or old night shirts open during sex when I feel like getting rougher
>>At this point I think she does it on purpose so I keep doing it

>>7196689
I'm in public anon. Carrying the fucking Niagara Falls right now does me no favors.

>>7196728
You know I love you anon.

>21 and I've still never been with a girl in any way
Am I fucked lesgen? Will I remain a virgin forever?

>>7196764
You're still a baby.

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Why am I so horny today, lesgen? I've masturbated 6 times and I'm going for a 7th right now.

>>7196792
I feel like since I didn't experience anything when I was in my teens I'm terrified that I'll be super awkward and not know what to do with myself if I ever got with someone
All I ever wanted was for some older woman to rip my purity away from me

>>7196815
Imminent period?

>>7196764

I didn't lose my virginity until I was 22.
You're perfectly normal.
Once you lose it you'll realize it is not that big a deal.

>>7196851
I don't think so, I had my period 2 weeks ago.

>>7196755
Oh it's you, so we meet again.

>>7196764
Same. But I got a girl. And she's an older virgin. I call her a loser.

>>7196929
>I call her a loser.
You call everyone a loser.

>>7196986
Not true. Just people that remind me of myself. ;_;

>>7197002
T-that got more real than I was expecting.

>>7197128
Quick anon! Throw your breasts into my hands! Go back to how it was before!!

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>>7195622
>How many plaid shirts do you own?
5/6 and I wear 3 interchangably. I want to be stylish, but I'm too fucking cold blooded. I end up wearing t-shirt + shirt + hoodie constantly, with another jacket over that if I have to go outside. I did get to wear a cute dress to my friend's graduation yesterday!

>>7197211
There's something wrong with them?

>>7197222
You're painfully obvious a dude, plus no girl has a neck that thick unless she's fat.

>>7195622
Not really. Your sexuality is entirely declarative. Most of you are just trendsters and not actual lesbians. Those are bery rare even though it's a commonly known fact in the public conciousness. Hemce tour disposition to be outspoken and political about it.

No men pretend to be gay in college or Facebook or Tumblr... LUGs, Hasbians and straingt-up liars are most of you. Only the irredemably butch ones are honest and really like pussy... the rest of you are just LARPing.

>>7196141are all of you walking stereotypes.

>>7196492
Hint: you're not a lesbian. You will grow out of it once you settle into an adult mindset. No one who "realizes" being a lesbian that late is actually one.

Juat like the OITNB writer who discovered it at 100 years old.

>>7196531
Except they *have* to dress "like lesbians". They are LARPing, so clothes really matter.

They're just like Transfolk whose whole identity is made up of clothes and accesories.

>>7197323
I think the neck thing is because I'm looking down at my phone and my chin is obscuring it. I'm not a dude though.

>>7197323
Fucking tranny go troll a different thread.

>>7197197
Looks great! Nice plaid in the background tho.

>>7197414
Jesus, seriously, look at your hands, your neck, your shoulders, your hips, your chin, your lips, your build.

>>7197425
No fuck off you stupid bitch, that's an obvious tranny, it's not my fault you're literally blind you stupid fuck. Keep sucking their dicks, that's why they keep coming here even though they have their own fucking thread already.

Remember that the filters exist. If they're talking about t then they are worth ignoring.

>>7197197
Are those bra pads over there? A different stocking color if you want to wear stockings.

>>7197425
Thanks. I don't often wear anything girly. Plaid jammies are the warmest. I think it's science.

>>7197414
I'm sorry, but it's pretty obvious... I'm even an outside party.

>chin + mouth (could ofc be cis, but not very usual)
>Wide neck
>Wide shoulders and ribcage
>Flat
>muscle tone on arms
>No waist

Just go to /tlg/, if that's still around.
Don't come here to mess with the TERF lesbians.

How often does this thread derail into shitposting about trannies? I'm an outsider but curious.

>>7197450
You literally sound like the only tranny here coming with those arguments, no fucking lesgen girl would give a fuck about those ''hands, shoulders, neck, etc.'' You just gave yourself away by posting in here like its mtfg or passgen.

>>7197478
I think so, but I'm pretty sure they're out of a sports bra. That's not actually my room, there's no floor length mirrors in mine. The dress is lighter irl, but I thought the tights were probably too dark. I sort of threw everything together at the last minute.

>>7197488
I'm 5'2 and 100 pounds, that's probably the reason for
>Flat
>muscle tone on arms
>No waist

>>7197510
Fuck off back to tumblr or /pol/, whichever shithole you come from.

This is your self-appointed queen. Telling you to ignore the shit posters when they reply to you. Some y chromosome has nothing to do. Just hide him, report him, etc. Most importantly ignore him.

>>7195622
Like 6 plaid shirt
I don't even know that's the stereotype until I youtube that weeks ago

>>7197488
Also, isn't part of the whole 'TERF' thing supposed to be protecting gender non-conforming women/lesbians? I'm sorry I apparently look like a dude when I put on a dress. Fucking hell. I'll just stick to jeans and a million layers from now on.

>>7197559
You can stop pretending any time, hon.

>>7197197
I don't know what everyone upset about,
Little boys that want to be girls are cute, maybe not all of them are fuckable, but they make the world a better place

>>7197559
Dont feel bad about one non lesgen shit poster in this thread senpai. You looked great!

>>7195622
>How many plaid shirts do you own?
Four
>What's is the most lesbian shoe?
Doc Martens or Vans
>Lesbian make up?
All I wear is makeup honestly

My outfit today was baseball tee, shorts, and a beanie. That's not that gay of an outfit, is it?

>>7197660
>baseball tee, shorts, and a beanie
That's pretty gay. Unless you stole them off your bf, which is where my straight friends get theirs

>>7197507
Very often
>>7195622
Almost all of my wardrobe is plaid or flannel. I like the 90s New England a e s t h e t i c

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>>7197672
>That's pretty gay.
I've finally fine tuned my outfits to read as gay but I still don't have a girlfriend

>>7197699
You also have to make sure you're not projecting to the wrong crowd. Are you congregating near other lesbians?

>>7197720
I live and work in a fairly gay area so, most of my friends are lesbian/bi, but they're all either together and/or I'm not attracted to them so there's that. The bar scenes are either really touristy or cater to gay guys so we don't really go out to those.

>>7197759
okay, you're doing way better than me. I guess it's just a numbers game at this stage?

>>7197683
>Very often
That's a shame. No general is without it's plagues here, huh?

>>7195622
I wear flannels, skinny black jeans and sneakers everyday with a leather biker jacket. I think I look super-gay, but in NYC nearly every girl dresses similarly and I have a cute bob haircut so I don't think I distinguish myself from the straight girls.

Birkenstocks are pretty gay, but they're pretty popular with normies lately - I still wear mine in summer.

I own tons of makeup but most days I only wear concealer, mascara, bronzer and some lipstick. I have a bad habit of watching youtube tutorials and then buying shit and never using it.

Dudes approach me all the time, so I can't be that ugly, and I'm tall and /fit/. What can I do to let other cuties know I'm available?

>>7197894
Literally nothing about that sounds gay. You sound like a typical 'fashion foward' straight I'd see here on the East Coast.
If you really are attractive, that probably meddles the issue even further.

Honestly, most of my actual gaydar, the real shit, is bases more on body language and social posturing.

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>>7197894
>What can I do to let other cuties know I'm available?

The Side Shave screams lesbian but is still pretty sexy...
Or you can wear lambda earrings or earth mother broaches or rainbow colored bracelets.
How about combat boots?
Pierce your clitoris?

>>7198022
DO NOT PIERCE YOUR CLITORIS

>>7197894
I think we should just wear shirts and beanies that say GAY in big letters. But then the hets might follow to be ironic.

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>>7197894
>What can I do to let other cuties know I'm available?

This is what all the hot femmes are wearing this season.

pic related

>If you can read this the butch fell off

I was planning on going to a pride parade this weekend. It'll definitely be easier to flirt with qts since everyone'll be vulnerable and depressed about the election, yeah?

>>7198097
Bruh, I'm a hundred percent riding in all manner of Dykes on Bikes things when I get older. Im like actually hyped for it.

>>7198127
It never got sexy, we never actually masturbated, but I used to watch porn with my straight dude friends nearly every time we hung out. We had a blanket for modesty, though.

It can be done.

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I know the election is long gone but Jill is a fucking GILF

Where to find hippie older women who are willing to date much younger grills?

>>7198326
Find a granola-eating town in nearly any solid blue state. Go to yoga/juice bar in said town.

>>7198360
Sounds neat, will do

>>7198017
I guess that's what I really mean, how do I posture myself so cuties know what's up without being a creep?

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I just wanna be some big dyke's little spoon tonight :(

>>7198134
We don't need you to post that again. So don't.

Today I excessively masturbated and now feel really worn out. God should send me a gf already.

>>7196428
They aren't rare, they are just not very vocal about their sexuality. Most femme lesbians aren't emotional wrecks that spend all their time online.

>>7199239
H-hey! I’m not an emotional wreck...

>>7198326
Oddly enough the GILFs I dated were far from hippie types. Lawyers, doctors or wives of similar professions. All very conservative (and closeted).

>>7195622
I mostly wear jeans and tank tops like an average /fit/ girl but I own tons of flowy dresses too. I dont know what my gayest shoes are but I mostly wear boots ranging from uggs to bikerboots or my nike sneakers. In the summer I wear short shorts and flowy skirts instead together with balarinas.

Make up I mostly focus on my eyes with concealer, eyepencil, eyeliner and mascara but I also powder up my face a bit.

Also I only own one plaid shirt which I rarely wear. And own two snapbacks. Which sadly is the only gayest things I have. But I just want to look good for my (potential) gf alright?

>>7196815
>>7196870
Ovulation duh

I just wear gym clothes everywhere because I'm poor, depressed, and also stupid and have no idea how to into fashion

>>7198690
Aww, somebody thinks theyre the boss of the board

>>7195622
>Utah lesbian
Glad I've made front page this time guys. Lol

>>7200063
>tfw half a world away

>>7200064
Yeah... They all hate Utah even though I'm not mormon. And essentially they also hate me since I love Mac and Kylie Jenner lip kits. Just to fill you in. And I'm known for attempt cheating in order to teach my gf a lesson even though I don't cheat. I do it because I know she looks at the boards. It's to bug her. Where you from?

>>7200068
Ask him if he listens to troye Sivan. Then you'll know.

>>7200071
Well that sounds like you're a bit complicated, sweetie.
I'm from Austria.

My heart hurts: http://ifunny.co/fun/5pyBFMlK4

>>7199239
>>Most femme lesbians aren't emotional wrecks that spend all their time online.
Glad my life's not like that. That would be depressing. I just wish it was easier to spot out other cute femmes.

>>7200173
is it just me or do most the femmes on here want femmes?

>>7200229
I think so, yeah. At least I definitely do.

>>7200238
I like femmes and butches a like.
Both have a lot to offer, mainly, pussy

>>7200238
>tfw I want a femme gf but dressing femme makes me feel like my skin fits wrong

>>7200564
To each their own. I definitely prefer femmes but if I got along nicely with a butch I wouldn't mind of course.

>>7199668
>conservative
My dreams are crushed.
>tfw no baby boomer gf who got high off of assloads of pot and shrooms while protesting against the Vietnam war in her college years but had to regulate her unhealthy habits as she approached a vulnerable age and now spends her weekdays enlightening millennials through social science college courses
My heart can't take this...

>>7199899
Visit /fa/ and try starting off with thrifting.

>>7200229
My gf is not really butch but not really femme either, she rocks in plaid during the day and is stunning in a dress at night.

Im a sporty femme myself.

>>7200036
You want to fight me?

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>>7197894
Try getting some sort of lesbian accessory like the necklace in pic related?

I'm from NYC too so yeah when I see a girl who just wears things like flannels (especially when paired with makeup), ngl I assume hipster rather than dyke. You sound qt though

>>7201148
Id win without question

>>7201425
You bulletproof?

>>7201477
*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind you and holds the blade against your throat*
Wanna try, kid?

>>7201534
You gonna be an angle or a devil?

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>>7201571
I can be both....

>>7200229
I'd take anything but I like soft butches best

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>>7195646
I do wear girlier clothes as well, but that's a regular day

>>7201687
So you dress like a teenager boy?

>>7201699
I usually go to the gym right after uni and I have no time to change clothes, so.
When I don't go though, I dress normally.

>>7201687
>cigarettes
Nop

>>7201534
>>7201571
>>7201591
Moments like this are what keep me in clg

>>7200229
Femme lesbians are the only kind of lesbian I like
and I feel like most lesbians are butch

>>7202048
what do you consider 'butch'?

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>>7195622
>How many plaid shirts do you own?
5, but only one is flannel.

In other news, not that anyone cares, I'm the anon who asked for advice on whether I should join a group in the last thread. One of the groups had a meeting today, so I decided to go. It could've been worse, really. It was mostly awkward and I didn't speak up much, but I'm hoping that next time I'll feel more comfortable and find a way to insert myself into the conversation. Despite that, it feels kinda good to meet irl lesbians, I have to say; maybe my gaydar will finally get tuned a bit better. Also, there was this qt there who kinda reminded me of Chloe from Life is Strange, but she has a gf already. ;_;
Anyhoo, thanks to the anons who replied to me yesterday for helping me make up my mind, this was an interesting experience.

Today I was at uni working on a project with a classmate while sitting side by side with her. At one point we were both just staring at my laptop trying to figure some code out and she was so close to me that I swear to god, if I didn't know she has a boyfriend, I'd really start to think she was subtly flirting with me.

Why do straight girls do this?
My body lacks a sense of intimacy so much that simply feeling her body heat so close was actually kinda hot and nice.

>>7197197
>cis lesbian thread
>obvious tranny

can you go away?

>>7202546
>Why do straight girls do this?
I don't know. I was out with some straight friends recently and one of them kept walking and sitting so close to me that our bodies were constantly in contact. I'm out of practice dealing with normal straight girls so I spent half of the evening politely trying to maintain space between us before I remembered that they don't even notice if you're practically cuddling and just let her rub shoulders.

>>7202546
that's really quite normal. i do this with my straight friends at uni all the time

it's just harder when you haven't gotten laid in a while or have intimacy often

My style mainly consists of:
>crop tops with high-waisted jeans
>flowy shorts with a solid top
>rompers and flats
>t-shirt dresses, usually with knee high socks
>ringer shirts with tiny graphics/sayings and sweats or jeans

I like dressing the way I do, but I'm afraid no girl will ever approach me because I appear straight. Typically whenever I come out to a friend their immediate reaction is some form of "but you look straight!" (shit friends, i know) Is there any way to be more upfront about being gay without changing how I dress?

>>7202698
throw some rainbows on that shit

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>>7195622
what is up with lesbians and fucking plaid anyway

or just men's fashion at all for that matter. 9/10 times they always try too fucking hard to dress "masculine" but end up looking like 12 year old boys.

like what about being lesbian means you have to own a plaid shirt

>>7202698
> knee high socks

are you a trap?

>>7202730
I knew I was attracted to plaid before I knew I was attracted to women.

>>7202734
Haha, nah. They're just comfy.

>>7200229
I'm a simple femme lesbian who wants to eat out a pretty girl who looks like a pretty feminine girl. I don't want to fuck a chick that looks like a wannabe guy.
>>7202730
>>That disgusting mohawk and gadges and looks like a 12 y/o boy
Disgusting. Why not just date a dude at that point?

>>7195622

How did you get this picture of my cupboard.

>>7202775
>Disgusting. Why not just date a dude at that point?

that's my point. if this attracts another woman, what they're attracted to is the try hard masculine part of that person. not saying the plaid-bearer isn't a dyke, but the girl attracted to it sure as fuck isn't. bi at best.

>>7202775
>clothes dictate a person's gender
why not just fuck a dude who looks good in a dress?

>>7202775
Agreed. Most femmes are for femmes since we are the real lesbians. I mean you guys liking the butches to me is gross. Just date a dude.

>>7202775
>I'm a simple femme lesbian who wants to eat out a pretty girl who looks like a pretty feminine girl.

ahh so much, to go out with a qt femme gf then return home for rough sex

this is life, i am waiting, pls

>>7202807
It's perfectly alright to like a masculine attitude, my attitude and nature is pretty masculine, but I still look feminine, put on my tight dress with my nails and hair done and walk like fierce bitch in heels like a women should. And I want to fuck women who look like women! Rip their skirts off, tare their tights and mow down on some soft supple full tits and a firm ass.

I think a lot of this though is that many butches confuse being more masc with not putting any care into their appearance. I like a qt femme as much as the next girl but good butch is amazing and always taken.

>>7202879
>and walk like fierce bitch in heels like a women should.
>like a women should.
what
the fuck

>>7202884
>many butches confuse being more masc with not putting any care into their appearance

And herein lies the problem with the butch 'image'. Ruined by fat unkept slobs.

>>7202775
With this analogy I agree with this anon >>7202811

>>7202917
I can't really disagree with this tbf. People seem to use butch as a catchall term for 'any lesbian who isn't femme' and it's become synonymous with being a lazy blob, which really isn't fair.

>>7202775
>Why not just date a dude at that point?
I assume for the tits and pussy

>>7202879
>and walk like fierce bitch in heels like a women should
Kys


Where my androgynous qts at?

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What are the best butch hairstyles?
I want one yo

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Alrighty. Femmes who prefer femmes, totally ignore how fucking awful this outfit is and answer me: would you fuck this butch?

>>7203214
spoiler that shit, jesus i almost had a seizure

>>7203250
There are no spoilers on lgbt

>>7203198
bed head

>>7203214
No.

>>7203319
seconding. tousled hair

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>>7203322
Is it because she's butch or other reason(s)?

>>7203198
Pic related is qt. Bowlcuts are underappreciated

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>>7203198

>>7203399
looks cute on her but i think it'd make me look like a women's studies professor

>>7203410
what's that one called?

thanks for the answers guyz

>>7203416

Dont know if it has any particular name, but you could just show it to your stylist if you want.

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>>7197535

>>7202730
Lesbians love practical clothing and flannel shirts, most of the 'plaid' you see, have USABLE pockets are are pretty versitle warmwise

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Can anyone confirm this works?

Daily reminder that there are only two kinds of lesbians: those who like the Nazi uniforms and the subhuman slaves.

>>7204623
Can't it be both? I've seen a lot of Nazi-sploitation movies

>>7203214
The blonde? Absolutely, she's almost exactly my type (I guess I don't prefer femmes, I'm 50/50). If her hair looked more natural and less peroxide she would be solid 9/10

>>7202917
Can you blame lesbians for not caring about being fat? All the women in here shit on skinny women, and I don't think it's for PC reasons or even necessarily insecurity but probably because they're pathetic subbies and want to feel ~protected~ and for those purposes, since they're too ugly to qualify for a /fit/bian realistically, a large fat woman is better than an average skinny girl.

>>7202564
Qt

>>7204680
Is this one of those sekrit gamma drawings by not-ogino?

>>7197570
I agree.
As long as they aren't bullying lesbians to eat dick or whining that like ten inches of the world is a vagina-only space one day a year. I find trannies cute in a puppy dog kind of way.

>>7202698
>Is there any way to be more upfront about being gay without changing how I dress?
Just tell people?
Looking gay wouldn't help you either since there's a ton of gay looking straight women

>>7204909
You cant tell people if they dont ask. Its not a problem to tell a straight dude youre gay, aside from the nirmal ones, the problem is knowing their might be qts out there who wont seem interested because she doesnt seem gay.

All she can do realy is hit on girls.

>>7204924
>You cant tell people if they dont ask
?
Just ask them first and reply say you're gay in return?

I feel gay. I mean I normally feel gay but now I feel super gay.

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>>7204967
That means it's time to GET SOME PUSSAY WOO WOO

I'm going to molest my gf tonight. Wish me luck.

When I am not drunk I consider myself to be ace. When I am tipsy (never actually been drunk) I keep staring at chicks and wanting to touch them and talk to them and stuff. I can't tell if it's sexual because I haven't really been before, but it's not normal wanting to be friends, I just want to rub myself up against them and crap.
Would that make me kind of gay? I'm still grossed out by pussy, especially if it has had dick near it, but damn do these girls look good. Like not every girl, but some really really do.
And if so can I talk to other fat people about it or would that be weird.

>>7203214
the blonde is quite cute but judging from the way she's dressed her attitude would be too masc for me

the other girl is just ugly

>>7205123
>I'm still grossed out by pussy, especially if it has had dick near it
>if it has had dick near it

me too anon, me too, i don't think i could ever seriously pursue anything with a bi chick. all my previous experiences have been very negative.

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>>7204726

>>7202564
You have cuter scrubs than what my hospitals has.

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>>7204464
that pic is so amusing.

>>7203214
eh... she's not ugly or anything, just not my cup of tea. I'd probably have to see what's her personality and general posture is like.

>>7204714
>All the women in here shit on skinny women
Since when? One of the differences I even noticed between here and (tumblr) was the willingness to shit on fat women

I don't know if my girlfriend still likes me. We've barely been speaking lately even though my efforts to do things together. Whenever we do talk she seems happy and cheerful to talk to me. But it's nearly impossible to get a hold of her. We talk like 5 min before she has to leave again every other day. Am I just being melodramatic or do I have legit reasons to be worried?

Where can I find trash lesbians? Hipster lesbians good too. Military lesbians are the best though.

>>7205591
Im trash

I'm so upset I was a fully blown fag but now I fancy this crossdresser

I can't even be a degenerate right

>>7204464
Omg. Are you the "tranny skulls are expanded in every direction" poster?
If you are, you're doing the Lord's work madam

>>7201687
Marry me.

>>7205699
Nah, just something funny from a meme page

>>7205123
*gay. Not fat lol

>>7205518
Does she have a lot of work/school?

>>7205518
Talking to her about it seems like a good thing to do before starting to worry. Life does happen. Don't be confrontational, just tell her she hasn't been around much and you miss her. See how she reacts to that, and then proceed accordingly.

>>7205201
What do your scrubs look like?

how to deal with breakup?

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>>7207710
Play video games and forget about the outside world.

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What's your favorite chill/mellow/good vibes music lesgen? I love the grateful dead but right now I'm really into Nahko and medicine for the people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LsabQV0Yjk

>>7207716
that was already my life before breakup

>>7207774
Good. Now you can return to your true form.

>>7207710
What happened

>>7207710
Get under someone else. I'm here for u

>>7207710
feel like shit until you get over it

dont isolate yourself and drink/do drugs/binge eat/eat nothing

go out and do things

live life

its gonna blow ass but as long as you keep going everything will be fine eventually

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>>7207730
Listen to dead hippies jerk each other off? Nah. Maybe that first album, but very few songs should be over five minutes, and none of them are by the Grateful Dead.

>>7208553
Don't be a downer. Post music that makes you feel good.

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>>7208656
To be fair, I've listened to all of their albums at least once. (Really like Workingman's Dead, or used to.) I also forced myself to listen to a Dick's Picks because I hate myself.
I'm not just a drop out, 'Wow maaaan' type person. I don't play an instrument, so any long interlude just drives me fucking crazy, I can't even appreciate it on a technical level.
For instance, I would love Iron Maiden if they never ever let anyone do a solo.

I like shit like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8M8aIYtsko

>>7208145
we weren't happy anymore I guess. I dunno. the distance didn't help.

>>7208433
get over me bb <3

>>7208469
>go out
hahahahahahahaahahahaha
legit advice though, I've managed to stay away from booze at least

>>7208736
R u qt? I'll help u forget her bb

I ate a slightly moldy piece of pie lesgen, pray for me.

I really want a girlfriend but I don't know where to find other lesbians in my area...

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>>7207730
Nujabes, hands down. God knows how many times I've listened to Metaphorical Music on repeat. My favourite track from it is probably Kumomi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRz6Uwn9-cI

Apart from that, I really like listening to Jake Chudnow's Going Down when I'm in the mood to wonder at the universe and its complexity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q_47b507vg

Oh, and there's this chiptune artist whose music I've been listening to for many years now (pic related). Instead of the usual jumble of happy sounds produced by most other chiptune artists, he manages to paint beautiful landscapes. His stuff is slightly melancholic, but definitely mellow, and by the end of each album, I feel much at peace with the world.
Here's my two favourite tracks from him:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeinBMksTEU
http://brotherandroid.com/track/the-final-landing-indie-rock-version

So I'm playing dishonored 2 and there's heaps of lesbian references, nothing super outright but it's extremely pleasing nonetheless.

>>7210052
So is emily a lesbian?

>tfw I've fallen in love with a girl with ASPD
Lesgen, please help

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>>7210357
My thoughts are with you anon, I hope you manage to move on. I just read the disorder's description on wikipedia... I don't think there's much point in dwelling over her for long. Can you distance yourself from her?
Also,
>mfw I thought that falling in love with a girl wit DID was bad enough

>>7210349
Eh, from what I've seen so far she doesn't really go either way. She does seem to spend a lot of personal time with a handmaiden(?) though. Other than that I saw an interaction between a guard and a servant, and the bad chick flipped her shit when you killed one of her female followers "you have no idea what she meant to me!"

Yep, still a shithole. Time to block 4chan.org in my host file forever.

posted this on /adv/ yesterday but didn't get enough answers, sorry if I'm barging in or something but please hear me out

>been with bf since both 15, in high school
>second boy I ever kissed, only person I've really been with
>19 now, working
>female colleague sends me snaps all day
>just day to day shit, waking up, getting out of the shower, going to sleep
>not sure, but I think she sends them to most of her friends
>a few days ago, before going to bed, look at her snaps
>go to sleep
>have a VERY sexual and explicit dream involving her
>like really explicit
>wake up confusedly aroused
>tell myself it's nothing, just a dream, but keep thinking about it 24/7
>eventually give in and rub one out
>feel incredibly guilty and confused afterwards

I am right now in a cycle in which I give in, do it, feel incredibly ashamed/disgusted, start remembering it again an hour later and it repeats. I'm even avoiding looking at further snaps out of fear, there are over 30 unopened. what I need to know is this

as lesbians, if you were sending another girl snaps all day, like of you laying in bed, getting dressed, all that, would you be trying to seduce her? or am I just overthinking because of this dream?

>>7210052
Is it still unplayable on PC? I read a lot of first day reviews that complained about horrible optimization.

>>7210610
I wouldn't send people tons of snaps of my daily life because my daily life is boring as shit.
But regardless of whether she wanted to seduce you or not, you obviously feel seduced, so maybe go have a coffee with her sometime?

>>7210641

well, a good portion of the snaps have some cleavage or thigh, so this is why I ask. I think I only dreamt about it because I viewed them before going to bed, which is what /adv/ told me as well. I'm still straight after all.

>>7210665
>I'm still straight after all
She said, diddling her skittle thinking about this oh-so pretty girl...
I'm just messing with you Anon, but in all seriousness, might just be normal horniness. Who knows why she hits your buttons, but does it matter? I'd say view it as a fun exception to the rule, but maybe getting to know her better really doesn't hurt - if only to prove to yourself that there's no deeper feelings there.

>>7210687

don't even joke about that. told the bf I was too sick to go out today but what I really just wanted was to 'diddle the skittles'. feels awful

>>7205591
dude i'm a living pile of garbage let's date

>>7210635
I haven't got it on pc :/ I'm a pleb who doesn't have a good enough pc. From what I've seen bethesda has released a statement either showing a work around or saying that they're going to sort it in the next few days

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>>7210838
Congratulations. Your gay has awakened.

>>7210838
Oh, well I can see why you'd feel vaguely guilty about it. But still it's just fantasy, I wouldn't beat myself up over it.
But then again I'm perfectly fine with fantasizing about random girls, uh.

>>7210933
Ah, yeah I've heard that too. Gonna hold off buying it until it's fixed, which is a shame because I loved the first game and playing as Emily sounds very exciting.

>>7210955
>>7210956

lesbians love to tease apparently, holy shit. should I open the snaps she sent me and see what happens?

>>7203214
She's butch she just has long hair can we stop pretending someone's femme just because they have long hair

>>7210977
Everybody loves a bit of teasing.
So yes. Open them and see how exciting it gets

>>7210990

there is honestly something very wrong with me.

do you ever kiss with estradiol under your tongue?

>>7211010
Why though?

>>7211010
It's called bisexuality. I'm so, so sorry.

>>7211034

looked at half of them, got bothered, stopped. gave in again after ten or so minutes, looked at the rest, soaked to my fucking thighs. this is not fucking normal for me. it makes no sense.

>>7211063

why though? because of one dream?

>>7211079
Shh. Just give in. The whole boyfriend thing was never that great anyway, was it? Come to the dark side.

>>7211079
Is this the only girl you've ever had feelings for? What is it about her that's so attractive to you? And how you gonna work with her without spilling spaghetti everywhere?

>>7195622
I'm recently out and I have a girlfriend and we're very happy together, but I'm still self-conscious about being femme because of the whole "you don't look like a lesbian" thing. It's affected me all my life and it makes me feel bad when even other lesbians tell me things like that.
Is it just a transition thing or should I talk to someone about it?

>>7211086

unfortunately it's sort of great, I just wanna understand my vagina atm.

>>7211096

I wouldn't even say I have 'feelings' it was all after the dream. it felt VERY very real in there and she sensations and images were vivid as fuck, it almost feels like a memory, that type of dream. plus it was all very weird and random.

>>7211063
Speaking of, bigen is thatta way ———>

>>7211109
Detail the dream for analysis, and describe her snaps.

>>7211109
Where are you in your cycle? Pre-menstrual horniness can be the weirdest thing.

Survey time because you gays love surveys. I know it, don't try to deny it

1. Your country
2. Your waifu
3. Best vidya
4. Education/work/both
5. Perviest thing you've ever done
6. Favorite alcohol drink
7. Should I join the military?

>>7211141

I posted it on /adv/ yesterday, but with more detail:

>I'm walking inside a marketplace we have around here
>they're selling clothes and all
>in my dream there are two floors there (irl there aren't)
>go up to the second floor, there are a bunch of students doing art work
>I think they're boring and pretentious
>go down
>find a door, enter it
>my colleague is laying there sort of on a wooden table in the middle of apparently nowhere
>like, only the table exists
>she's naked
>I start kissing her face all around, then she kisses mine back
>she says she hopes my bf is worth it because I'm losing out on her
>we fondle each other
>she says she loves me (?)
>I leave
>I wake up
>last image engrained in my head is her nude ass from behind, with her feet up

that's it

>>7211143

holy shit you took the thoughts right out of my head, I was hoping it was exactly that.

anyway this doesn't feel healthy, I think I might log off the rest of the day

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>>7211154
Sounds like repressed homolust to me anon. You feel guilty you're tied down to your bf.

>>7211154
>tfw no qt repressed "hetero" to lust over you in her sleep

I was drunk and I asked my crush out with Whatsapp. She said yes. Now I'm panicking. Help

>>7211305
The hardest part is done already, just grow some ovaries and get cuddlin', you slut.

>>7211154
What a nice dream

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/lesgen/, help. I have no where else to turn.

I left behind my old gf as i am now in college in a different state but we promised we'd be friends. I recently visited home and she treated me like shit, similiar to how she used to treat me in our relationship. Over all she was nihilistic, rude, selfish.
While we dated she was shit at communication, and also nihilistic and rude.
Since being at college I've fallen pretty hard for another girl, who my ex knows about. My ex eventually chewed me out and questioned how I could miss her but also be so interested in girl #2.

How is this even possible, guys. My ex was shit and I could do so much better. but i still miss her, even though the girl I've met at my college is pretty much the girl of my dreams. help. I'm sensitive.

>>7211385
You're probably just lonely and miss her because you had a relationship even if it was a bad one. If your relationship really was shitty and you have a new girl lined up that's wonderful, focus on that.

>>7211385

Might be similar to what I had.
i was in a relationship which was, without a shadow of doubt, awful.
She was neglectful, would disappear for extended periods ("I'll see you in a couple of hours!" and then I wouldnt even hear from her until four days later, happened a few times), she was constantly hitting on girls we knew, just generally an awful relationship.

When it ended, I was heartbroken for months and missed her terribly. I have no fucking clue why, but I had very strong feelings for her.
Feels are retarded a lot of the time anon and they make you overlook how shitty a person can be.


Just focus on the new girl who doesnt suck shit, and try to be at peace.
Easier said than done, I know.

>>7210610
Proof that straight girls are just waiting for the right woman.

>>7211620
Yeah. Hetero girls don't even exist, some just haven't come out yet.

>>7210610
I wish I had a friend to send me snaps all day

>>7210381
I dont know if I can move on from her since I have some kind of attachment disorder and latch on to supportive figures

The good news is that if she neglects me I think I could eventually move past her, but right now she wants to treat me good because she sees value in keeping a relationship

Plus she's the only person I've ever been able to just talk a lot to and connect with, and actually have a lot of fun spending time with her

>>7211806
Oh yeah, doesn't help that I have some kind of fucked up masochism and feel pleasure from the fear and pain of abuse

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Cheer up, have an attractive lesbian model.

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>>7212052

>go to pride with friend so I wouldn't go alone
>she didn't tell me that she signed up to march in the parade
>have to walk around alone because she already checked into the meeting area
This was a mistake

>>7209545
yes now hold me pls

>>7212094

why would a 'friend' do this to you?
sounds like you have communication issues.

>>7211299
>>7211208
>>7211315
>>7211620
>>7211645
>>7211707

you are really making me question myself. I almost 'diddled the skittle' looking at her facebook pics but I do not wanna cross that line. fuck I hope this is hormones.

>>7210052
Play Dragon Age: Origins as well, there is also lesbianism in that.

>>7211101
Nothing to worry about senpai, there are plenty of femme's out there. We all should dress and act how we feel comfortable. Nothing wrong with not looking like a walking stereotype.

>sporty femme myself

>>7212343
Most girls have some degree of bisexuality, don't let it ruin a good relationship though. Just let it run it's course, flick the bean a couple times, whatever.

>>7212359
I already have. Leliana is a babe. It was such a pity Cassandra from inquisition was het, I had to make a guy to romance her.

>>7210635
Depends on your specs according to steam. Mid range rigs might have terrible time. Patch should be out this weekend tho if not already out.

>>7212343
This might come as a surprise, but it's totally okay to fantasise about girls, even if you consider yourself hetero. Really who cares, quite a few heteros do apparently. Don't worry about it, it's just horniness.

>>7200573
check out /ftmg/

i used to shitpost here till i realized i was a filthy tranny precisely because of this reason

>>7212387

I 'flicked the bean' four times today since I woke up. literally what the hell dude.

>>7212438

but it makes no sense. like what could she give me my bf can't? how's the feeling of having your mouth under there?

>>7212460
Horniness doesn't have to make sense, it's horniness. I've had lewd thoughts about people I barely even know, or like.
>how's the feeling of having your mouth under there
Ohooo, boy. I suggest you try, because it's magical.

>>7212519
I second that.
I'm mostly on the receiving end of sexual acts but luckily my girlfriend lets me eat her out and touch her... I've been with some girls who don't like being touched at all.

>>7212519
>>7212608

thanks a lot, I've been wearing the same pair of panties since yesterday. my mother is gonna have a heart attack when she puts them to wash.

why do you even bother making a cis lesgen when you know it's going to be nothing but trannies pretending to be cis?

>>7212460
>>7212519
>>7212608
>>7212620

to be honest I don't even know why I'm writing all this, I have a relationship. I think I'm not even welcome to post here so much on the grounds of being straight. I'm sorry.

Daily reminder to the usual trannies browsing this thread. Even if you managed to trick a cis lesbian into becoming your gf, they'll still know that you're a man when they see your fake vagina. Fess up and leave them the fuck alone.

>>7212644
Don't worry about it. This is for lesbians, even repressed ones.

>>7195622
soo lesgen, i'm thinking of being a slut for a while and hooking up with a few random girls

i've only ever had 1 one night stand and it was with a guy

any of you had casual sex with girls?
>tips?
>dos/donts?
>toys?

you'll have my lesbian thanks for any help.

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>>7211385
Hi Lapis

>>7212387
this really, most girls have some degree of bisexuality but they'll eventually get over it

the majority of my straight friends went through a phase of "liking girls"

>>7212752
They're easy to spot IRL
Just another reason to love butches <3

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>>7212871
>>7212752
Quit being mean.

>>7212890
I wasn't trying to be mean. I have met plenty of passable and beautiful MtF; I just know how to spot them because someone in my family is a surgeon and he has a lot of transgender clientele.

>>7212926
I have a similar background, but even then, half of the people you 'spot' are just gonna be cis with PCOS anyway. Plus it's offtopic.

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>>7211806
>>7211813
I don't know what to tell you anon... I guess enjoy it while it lasts? If you can connect to her, then this relationship has something to offer you; perhaps it will be worth whatever pain you eventually have to go through.

>>7212387
Not the anon you were replying to, but Sera isn't half bad either. I found her pranks quite endearing.

>>7212996
Yeah, it took me a while to warm up to Sera, but once I did she was pretty qt.

>>7212755
Chek'd while kek'd

>>7212779
Bishit general is elsewhere

>>7212779
Clean hands, check hers too. Don't fuck with crazy. Keep it honest, she's gotta know you aren't serious. Don't fuck girls with boyfriends.

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>>7213146
>Don't fuck girls with boyfriends.
I did this. She told me he was fine with it so long as we didn't fuck around with him around, and that he didn't have to see it. It was horrible and I'm glad I'm done with her.

>New Years Eve party
>see her like after a year of no contact
>she wants me, I want her
>boyfriend is there, but I hate him, so fuck him
>sneak off to buddys car to make out
>she's FAR FAR drunker than I thought, starts talking about love, very sloppy kissing, like crime-level drunk for me to fuck her
>get out of the car; the doors locked behind me
>she's too drunk to figure out how to get out
>alarm goes off while she's flipping the fuck out because she's always been afraid of being trapped
>whole party gawking, gotta leave her to go find my friend to get his keys and let her out

I hope I caused her PTSD. I almost feel bad, but she basically used me to experiment with women, got my heart wrapped up on it, and stomped it out.

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>>7211483
I casually watch Retard boy and the gay rocks but I don't understand how this makes me lapis

>>7212790
>>7211813
Thank you anons, y'all are too kind and I'll keep your words in mind

>>7213256
oh god. Posting on here from a phone is fucking homework

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I need an alien gf right now

Who here /service sub/?

>tfw dom tells you to clean her kitchen and calls you a good girl when you say "yes ma'am"

A friend of mine invited me and other bros to go camping, never did it before. Any of you did camped before? How it was? I think it will be fun. The only thing that worries me is hygiene - cause I dont know where and how the place is. I dont go out that often.

>>7213435
Bring a hanky to wipe piss with and you're all good

>>7213435
I had sex with my high school gf while we were camping and hiking.

>>7213435
The only time I ever went camping is because I had a crush on our club's president. While we were hiking, I wandered off the path through a thicket, and stepped right off a small cliff. She and her boyfriend drove me back down the mountain and into town so I could go to a hospital.

I don't go camping anymore.

>>7213506
That would be fucking hot but I dont have a gf and Im still closeted

>>7213493
Of course

>>7213756
Man... Did you knew she had a bf? I only crush onto straight girls it's just fff

>>7213945
Nah, she literally never mentioned having a boyfriend, even in contexts where it would have made sense. And I was a freshman and just barely out, so I fell hard for her, quite literally.
That was years ago now, and just an embarrassing story I break out when people I know start to think that I'm actually a functioning human being.

Lesbros this might seem like an odd question, but this thing has actually been bumming me out.
I used to fantasize about having a gf for a long time. It helped me cope with the feeling of need for intimacy while also not having to go through the compromise and work that a good relationship probably needs.

Since a couple of months back that i find myself to be actually unable to picture these thoughts clearly in my mind. And when I do, I feel nothing, they're just empty.
I still feel like I need some form of intimacy and a clear affirmation of love from someone distinctly special, though. My imagination simply won't budge and it actually bugs me.

What happened and how do I fix it? Anyone experienced the same before?

>>7213756
Tina Fey?

>>7214042

Meditation has worked for me to get back in touch with feelings that I've had in the past.

Your subconcious mind can accept positive affirmations of love and security from yourself just as easily as if they are from someone else.

Is there such thing as a girl who prefers someone who's quiet and shy?

I feel like they don't exist. They always prefer someone outgoing and talkative, and energetic

I never learned how to use makeup. It seems like a big time waster. Also I think it'd be awkward to learn now cause it'd be like going through that phase girls go through in middle school when they're learning how to use makeup and doing it really badly, except I'd be going through it in college

>>7214750
iktfs
and it sucks because basically everyone does it so you just look ugly and unkempt in comparison

>>7214750
>>7214771
I never wear it either, but it's more because I really dislike it. I much prefer to look ugly and unkempt than to feel gross. Feminine things like that make me feel awful. Not ftm though, just a masculine woman.

>>7195622
Quick question then I'll go back to my home board:

If a straight male approached you, a full blown lesbian, with the intent of entering into a platonic relationship, and with the eventual goal of acting as a sperm donor and providing financial stability to you and your significant other, would that creep you out? No sex would be involved, just baby making in exchange for long term friendship and financial support. Would it be weird to lead with that, or is that something that would peak your interest?
>I'm an autist with a knack for making money, but no ability to hold romantic relationships (I don't think I feel romantic love, at least not the way I'm supposed to).
>I can make friends just fine, and get laid easy enough, but I can't fake being romantically interested in someone for that long

>>7214848
Yes, that's really fuckin' creepy.

>>7214848
don't do that

>>7214864
How rich would I have to be for you to get over it. Like drive a Ferrari and live in a big house rich; or private jet, never have to work for the rest of your life rich?

>>7214881
Honestly I don't want a kid but if my partner did and we happened to know you as someone who'd be a willing sperm donor I'd probably go for it, but it'd be a thing of chance, not a decision to be friends purely for that choice. Your best bet is just to be friends with people and if the chance comes along, offer it.
The other anon is right, just flat out being friends with people for that purpose is super creepy.

>>7214881
honestly, there are lesbos looking for sperm donors anyway. why don't you just try making friends naturally instead of leading with "ey bb wan sum sperm"

>>7214750
>>7214771
Same, although part of it for me is because I really don't like the feel of makeup on my face. I'm always hyperaware of it. And I've had my mom and friends make me try different types that are supposed to be really lightweight but I can still notice it and it's distracting. Plus, foundation usually make me breakout anyway so it's another reason not to wear makeup.

I just made a song for my crush, she's definitely gonna fall in love with me now, right?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RazgzHbyFV

>>7214750
Try starting with a little pencil eyeliner. It's easy to get good at doing that, it's literally just drawing along the lines. Make sure you know which parts of your eyes to fill in though,

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>>7214936

I would.
Cute voice.

>>7214936
I wanna hear that voice squealing from my oral.

im so lonely

>>7215572
hi so lonely, i'm so gay

>>7215591
hi so gay, seems to be a common name around here

>>7215619
it is considered auspicious by our people

>>7214101
That sounds like a good suggestion. I tried getting into meditation a couple of weeks back and then forgot about it because I was having so much trouble standing still and focusing on my surroundings and not my thoughts for just 10min.

That really sounds like something worth practicing, so thanks.
And yeah, I guess it can.

>>7212439
I’m totally okay with my vagina and boobs though.

>>7214736
I'd prefer someone like that. But maybe because I am the same.

>>7214736
I wouldn't say I have a preference for either. I like people who are sort of in the middle. But I'll definitely give shy people a chance. They can't be the sort of person who stays shy and quiet indefinitely though, because then I end up thinking that means they don't like me and it fucks with my own social anxiety.

>>7212387
Morrigan is the vidya girl that turned me gay when I was a preteen.

>>7216154
Unf yes. The voice actress turns my gayness onto overdrive. She always plays the sultry seductress. She also wasn't bad in stargate, although her thing with the guy was a bummer.

>>7216177
It sucks so much that she's straight.

Tfw no shapeshifting witch of the wilds gf to pin me down with web and dom me.

>>7216228
Jesus, what I would do for that. I desperately wanted her to be gay in da:o, she seemed the perfect type to at least be bi. Now that I think about it I'm sure someone has done fanart or fanfiction for her.

> Tfw your long ass dry spell causes a video game character to make you horny af.
This is ridiculous.

>>7206828
>>7206907

Yes, but afterwards she just wants to go out hang out with friends. Apparently she feels anxious when shes at her home. I asked why but she just says its because of "home".

I told her I missed her but she didn't reply on it and just went offline after a while.

okay lesgen, sorry but I'm back. straight girl who had the dream here >>7211154

bf wanted to come over today but again I told him I was sick, I'm getting sick of thinking about it all the time and I wanna test to see if she was really trying to make me have a reaction with the snaps of if I'm crazy from the dream, so I'm gonna send her a snap back and see what she says bc I'm too much of a coward to invite her out

with that in mind, what is a photo or video that would immediately turn you on from another woman without being overtly sexual and obvious?

>>7198022
DONT PIERCE YOUR CLITORIS X2
also side shave looks disgusting, dont do

>>7198110
Great idea sis. Go in there and grab yourself a qt gf

>>7214848
You'd be like a really weird dad.

Girls...Pretty....How do I talk to girls?

>>7214936
Thanks for sharing anon, your voice is relaxing and the song is adorable

>>7214936
That's seriously adorable. I'd fall for you.

>>7214936
c u t e

>>7216355
Adding to this she came back online after a bit and when I told her I had to leave for work she was all happy dandy like nothing happened. Totally ignoring my comment about missing her telling me good luck at work. When I said goodbye I said again I missed her but she didnt reply on it.

I really dont know anymore I really like her and I enjoy spending time with her.

>>7216267
Don't be so harsh on yourself. She's literally perfect. Also, thank you for giving me the idea of searching for fanart/ fiction featuring her.

>>7216478
use your mouth sounds

>>7216355
>>7216498
You should probably kill her.

>>7214736
Nah I prefer shy girls. My current gf is shy. When we go to restaraunts I order for her although I feel like that controlling gf who won't let their girl do anything. But she prefers I do the ordering. We have a nice sub and dom relationship.

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Who else is only attracted to /womanwhoareslightlytoooldforyou/ here? And also people who had crushes on their female teachers. My type is women with nice styles and dress elegantly, sort of like a business casual type of clothing. I love that style the most.

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>>7216736
Sorry for the typo, meant /womenwhoareslightlytoooldforyou/
And also, people who are attracted to women with short hair but are still feminine because holy shit that is my number one weakness.

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>>7216736
>>7216752
You have gr8 taste anon, but if you're at least 20 then neither choa nor irene are that old for you and me.

Now if you wanna talk 30...