/mtfg/-transgirl general

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I'm a normal guy.

There's just an inexplicable and rational reason why I feel envious of trannies and girls

If I stop browsing mtfg it will go away

I wanna be a happy sushi roll uwu

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Go Hillary!!

>>7188411
did that work the last time?

>>7188396
There are cheer competitions, and they get judged like gymnastics, but that was the initial point of it.

>>7188414
what in the fuck is that

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I feel like an ugly monstrosity

>>7188415
For about 3 months

>>7188402
I like this edition better

>>7188414
Why do Americans have so much plastic surgery?
Why are they still no good at it despite performing it on so many people?

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I have a widow's peak and im 3 months HRT.

How long does it take for the hair to grow back?

>>7188408

Doesnt really sound like a good reason, if the opposite effect is that womens sports are a lot less promoted and it makes sports something girls learn is more for men, which is bullshit

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Am I the best chaser on here? Quid says I am.

>>7188417
I think it may be those brothers who used to have a tiger.
>>7188432
I think you are.

>>7188411
Stop repressing

>>7188408
Diving and Gymnastics aren't about beating someone, they're about doing your best. It's extremely fem.
You're right though, they're not sports in the sense that you can cheer on your favorite gymnast.

>>7188418
I'm perma-boymode.

>>7188402

Flatworms are hermaphrodite. When they mate, one functions as the male and the other one as female. They both want to be the male since it takes a lot of energy to carry and care for the eggs. They fence with their penisses to try and impregnate the other. The one who wins is the male.
Video: https://youtu.be/wn3xluIRh1Y

>>7188437
tfw perma-open

>>7188432
I'm the best chaser here actually bro

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>>7188435
Well. Today instead of lifting I did cardio.
stIllthink in gonna die soon

>>7188420
But you are cute and i love you!

>>7188445
>>7188432
Transgirls can't be chasers.

>>7188432
I saw you on the bottom of my skype friend list the other day and was trying to figure out who you were. You're Swedish, right? Let's talk again sometime.

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Are you with her?

>>7188398
If you view every aspect of being trans as misery, then you curse yourself to feel miserable. Being trans is terrible, but coming out, being accepted, seeing changes in yourself, these are all positive things.

>>7188426
>womens sports are a lot less promoted
Because seemingly women are less into sports than men, and I am not sure if it's from the lack of previous promotion.

Even the most popular women sports are have more of a male audience.

For example I've seen more men talk about the women's FIFA tournament than women.

>>7188452
Lul yah I'm a swefag, hit me up whenever yo.

>>7188451
:(

>>7188445
I thought you were a translord, how do you chase!?

>>7188433
<3

>>7188453
Do you mean Chris or Hillary?

>even Chris-chan realizes Trump is a jackass

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>>7188453
I want to laugh about Chris but I'm afraid I'll look like her.

>>7188463
>only the mentally retarded vote for Hillary

>>7188462
>Lul yah I'm a swefag, hit me up whenever yo.
wow, try to act even more aloof.

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>>7188453
I am

>>7188468
Hey, this is a blue board!

>>7188451
I wish I had a Male sex drive

I can't even fuck a fleshlight

>>7188459
Yeah nah, this is just the same shit as STEM studies etc. Women might be less inclined to like sports but the huge difference between guys liking sports and girls liking sports isnt solely because of that

>>7188468
I want to live in a world where I can grope you

>>7188473
Can I tease you until something turns blue then

>>7188451
t-this isn't the real Kit right?

>>7188474
yes you can you just need proper foreplay..............

>>7188451
I'm a boy I swear

>>7188462
Pfft I can be a dude and chase bro

>>7188474
Female sex drives can be pretty strong as well. They are just different. But it's a personal thing. Find out what gets you going.

>>7188482
I wish I was the real Kit. Instead I just fantasize about her sex organs.

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>>7188420
All this time, the really bully...was within.

>>7188483
I can't keep my dick hard

>>7188476
How can we possibly know that? I mean I get that perhaps women haven't had the chance to develop communities for that yet, given that 3 generations ago they were second class citizens.

But there's a chance the difference in interest is just naturally that big.

>>7188489
i takes me 10-20 minutes to get it hard

>>7188411
no youre fucked senpai

>>7188476
Women's football is really boring.

>>7188495
Come over I'm hungry af.

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>boyfriend in shitty mood
>still recovering from being sick
>doesn't want to talk to anyone for a few days including me
>cancelled out plans for tonight

who /sad/ here?

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>>7188453
I'm a bad person for saying this but I really wish Chris chan would stop transition and just end his life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEV3PWNMjLA

>>7188486
Well you are whatever you identify as, trans people can't really be chasers. There is nothing wrong with finding feminine penis arousing though, unless you're cis.

>>7188501
Your boyfriend sounds like a piece of shit.

>>7188505
he really isn't

>>7188425
I don't want to freak you out but it might not grow back. There is no guarantee of hair regrowing but that's common.Particularly if you're not a busted old man. You're pretty much guaranteed not to lose anymore hair though. If you truly don't think you can work with what you have you might want to consider adding something to block DHT (ex: finasteride). That might help. At 3 months you're just a babby trans though. I'd hold out.

>>7188501
I came close to attempting an overdose
so...

>>7188508
What the fuck is that

>>7188511
I'm only going by how you describe him

>>7188488
It shouldn't be a surprise that the things that hurt me the most are the ones I say to myself

>>7188505
I'm a cis boy

>>7188491
Idk because interest in womens sports are a lot higher in other places.

For example here in holland hockey (not ice hockey) is pretty much the most popular (or second most popular) sport in the country and the vast majority of hockey players are women. Its a competitive team sport and the national womens team is almost as well known as the mens national football team. Ice skating is huge here and the female competitors are watched with as much interest as the male skaters.

>>7188513
my hair has always covered it, its just in windy days its bad

>>7188516
Then perhaps you are a disgusting chaser. Even though I know you are kidding. Just follow your heart basic, you can get all the girlcock you want :)

Good Morning Mtfg

>>7188468
where do you primarily shop?
>>7188501
das a relationship bb.
you could be nurse korra and make him eat sooup and drink tea and sleep tho
thats a fun time
i like being nurse valq. its fun to care for ppl
>>7188516
sounds to me like you need to get off 4chan and go do some man activity for validation.
beer
hotwings
poon
sportssssss

>>7188521
Gotcha. Take solace in that either way you'll be able to deal with it. Worst case scenario: https://www.leaf.tv/articles/how-to-keep-your-bangs-from-blowing-in-the-wind/

>>7188508
WHAT THE FUCK

>>7188503
I wish they would just stop posting everything online

I don't really care if they transition or not Tbh

>>7188514
:(

>>7188515
he's still ill and has some really heavy stuff going on rn

>>7188501
This boy I'm seeing has skipped out on me three dates in a row, I haven't actually seen him in a few weeks...
I'm super sad.

>>7188514
Stop this
We all knew you weren't actually going to do it.
Besides, what would nep think if you did this and got seriously hurt? Or Evangeline?

>>7188508
I'm really curious now. In the "oh god what is that?" kind of way. Was the person in this video in an accident?

>>7188503
He's not trans, he's just trying to get lesbians to fuck him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd-46iroU1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zosxGbUdLo

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girls where is the link to the mtfg discord?

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Wat's habening?

>>7188540
me too

Can you share how your E and T levels developed since starting HRT?

>>7188529
I would be he doesn't want to see anyone for a while :(

>>7188536
sorry to hear that :(

>>7188542
>when you get this message after sending a PM to your closest friend
welp

>>7188538
iirc they are a 'nullo' fetishist or something

>>7188495
Surely I've just been tricked into thinking I'm repressing when I'm not actually repressing anything

Surely since I actively Tried to be masculine and haven't tried to kill myself yet but instead just get a little sad and suppress the emotion

Proves I can't be that dysphoric and thus not trans.

Just a little

Beep in the big city ;_;

>>7188555
Nice trips.

>>7188519
Maybe, I'll guess it'll become more apparent in the future.

>>7188524
I'm not chasing girlcock, I'm chasing acceptance ;~;

>>7188529
Yah mb

Why do my ribs hurt? Is this related to HRT?

>>7188555
what big city?

>>7188544
Are u voting?

g f y c(space)a t . com /PastFaithfulCardinal OTP

>>7188555
Dubs followed by trips
Amazing

>>7188536
I dunno
I got scared and cried really hard when I thought about close I came and how ready I was to do it

>>7188559
The thing is cheerleading being such a big meme directly prevents that from happening

Steer feeding done.
>tfw massive headache forming.

>>7188562
maybe muscle changes?

>>7188555
Is London still the biggest city in the world?

>>7188564
Trump and Eellary?

>>7188564
>derailing a legitimate question with election bullshit
stop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2n_-jwPUHQ

>>7188569
How?

I just started HRT about a week and a half ago. My doctor perscribed me half-doses to start out with - So I'm taking my pills on a 24 hour cycle rather than a 12 hour one. It's noticeably effecting my mood a lot, sometimes I'll feel really good and other times I'll be miserable for no reason. Higher highs and lower lows. I know the swings are just effects of the hormones, so I don't really let them get to me, but...

Can I expect this to ebb a bit once I'm on a full dosage in a month or so?

I'm so goddamn sick of hearing about about this stupid fucking election

>>7188578
I explained in the post you originally replied to

>>7188580
Do you watch TV?

>>7188550
Body mutilation is the scariest shit to me. Which might be a bit weird or ironic to say in here. Maybe it's the concept of "taking something away permanently". Like if I had to get my arm amputated or something I'd at least want to keep the bones or something. Maybe boil the meat off, bleach the bones and put it in a display case; that shit's mine. Kind of indifferent about the balls. Maybe because they can just be felt but not seen? I'd probably ask to keep them though.

Sorry for being weird.

>>7188580
But if Trump wins you will be genocided.

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>>7188579
>tfw constant underlining misery with small bubbles of delusion to trick me into thinking I'm happy
at least it's consistent

>>7188579
>so I don't really let them get to me, but...

Just creep.

>>7188560
Why not chase both?

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>>7188562
Rib cancer or HIV.

>>7188529
>Women not liking hot spicy stuff
Chile is slang fo' penis in spanish, u know?

>>7188575
I'm asking her if she's in the big city because she's voting you numbskull.

>>7188573
It's not even in the top 10 anymore.

>>7188574
>Tfw vote for Trump

>>7188587
I like it when /pol/ tells me to kill myself when I pour my heart out about repression

>>7188585
lol that is kind of weird but I think I get it

>>7188587
I dont fucking want to hear about this shit 24/7 fuck. I wish everyone would shut the fuck up about it and keep it in /pol/ instead of shitting literally everything else up with it

>>7188597
>trump wins
>tries to use his power to get people banned on twitter and make it so the president gets to cut in line at mcdonalds
>actual proposals get sandbagged by congress

>>7188594
;_;
>>7188597
>browsing /pol/
>>7188601
Maybe you should just stay off 4chan for the day because it's only going to get worse. I live in a different country thousands of miles away yet this is all over our news 24/7, how do you think I feel?

>>7188594
>I'm asking her if she's in the big city because she's voting you numbskull.
It's an anon asking about E and T levels, asshat.

shakira more like shagayra

>>7188601
>It's okay when Hillshills constantly derail

>>7188607
I'm cutting off all my hair :3

>>7188614
porque?

>>7188610
Lmao! Thanks for pointing out my idiocy anon! I apologize

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>>7188540
Make it stop

>>7188617
That's a funny way to write pork

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>Tay Tay voted
>Hasn't come out and "proudly" stated she voted for Hillary
M A G A

>>7188613
it's not okay when anyone does it keep the fucking shit in /pol/ entirely

I am NOT in a good mood rn
My mom said that she was gonna help me learn how to drive and shit today cause I'm getting a provisional license and lessons soon
instead she drove us around for 2 hrs looking for a Parcelforce
sigh...

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>>7188614
Because I H8 myself. :3

>>7188623
The entire internet is abuzz with election stuff senpai, it's literally election day.

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on my way to pick up my skittles.
i'm so happy

>>7188628
How did u get the money?

>>7188626
rip in peace hair

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>>7188628
congratz
>still no confirmation email from qhi

>>7188617
>>7188617
I ment to reply to u
>>7188626

>>7188597
same desu

>>7188626
Stawp wtf

>>7188626
Umm Sass, if you feel depressed, cutting your hair off isn't the answer. Do youw ant to talk to me on Skype?

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:p

>>7188619
Angie?

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>>7188607
/pol/ tells me what I want to hear

That I should kill myself.

>>7188648
Yes?

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THE BREXIT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
TRUMP WILL NEVER WIN THE NOMINATION

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^_^

>>7188540
>chris-chan is still alive
i'm surprised the infection didn't kill him.

>>7188650
Guess what my psychiatrist diagnosed me with?

>>7188652
:)
>>7188647
Ferrets are so cute :)

>>7188647
lauren, in space you can hit someone and it's okay because there are no laws

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>>7188655
I know
You were meme'd

>>7188658
laws are a spook

>>7188652
>qhi STILL no estrofem

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>>7188411
just get on the pills already, it feels better

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>>7188651
>Tfw Bill Clinton got Janet Reno permission to vote early because of her condition

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>>7188661

>>7188658
>no laws in space
>what is the outer space treaty
>>7188651
Haha did she really say that? Hilarious if true, dying the day before the election lmao.
>>7188665
I still don't understand why you don't pass IRL

>>7188573
no, it really isn't

>>7188665
How many months HRT is that?

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>>7188402
>tfw it's election day and your liquor cabinet is empty...
Sigh...

>>7188594
chicken wings covered in a slimy hot arid sauce in conjunction with beer is a man thing,
sass-kun.
i like all of those things except sports
but im a man so isskay

I'm cold, please hug me :<

>>7188672
Are you saying it's the biggest city in the world?

>>7188630
i used a prescription discount card.
just walked out of the pharm w/ my skittles

>>7188671
because I'm fucking huge for one thing, I'm like fucking Greg Davies
also my voice, which is deep even for a guy (and harder to control/alter) thanks to hypotonia
also the fact I walk like Kevin Spacey in The Usual Suspects
also my face still doesn't pass, it just looks a lot more fem compared to before- which feels good at least

>>7188677
That's a bug mistake. Hoarding liquor is best hoarding btw.

>>7188681
*hugglecuddlesnuggleswithliftandspin*

>>7188681
hugg

>>7188684
& i have some money left over for food

>>7188573
>>7188672
>>7188682
It's not even close to the largest is. Tokyo holds first place in both land mass and population.

>>7188659
I'm cutting off my hair and stopping transition.

Thank Jesus I'm not trans.

I feel like I dodged a bullet. :3

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>>7188687
Omfg that's super qt me too pls

>>7188687
>>7188690
Aww thank you <3

>>7188695
Same

>>7188693
I didn't know London was bigger than Tokyo!

>>7188665
Ignoring the unflattering lighting on the left and the good lighting on the right, I'm still so happy for you.

There's so many people on here people shit on but I think they look so much better now. Even if they don't pass, I think there's a lot of cases of "just fucking do it and don't fucking stop even when you think you should" on here.

Then again I've set my bar pretty low. I'll take being a feminine guy. The gynecomastia is going to fucking out me before my face at this rate though. Boobs were like the last thing on my list of wants too.

>>7188700
wat

OP pic makes me want to sushi roll a particular online friend that is really depressed right now. But they don't want to hang out unless we do drugs, and I don't want to do drugs.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11605193
http://www.strawpoll.me/11605193
http://www.strawpoll.me/11605193
http://www.strawpoll.me/11605193

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>>7188678
I'm a man too!

I guess it's ok for me to like females now

>Tfw my mini titties will be excused as dadbod

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Anyone else want a go?

>>7188696
*hugglecuddlesnuggleswithliftandspin*

>>7188707
Idgitbqh

Hey, did anyone else hear about this thing that's going on today in burgerland? Apparently it's a pretty big deal.

>>7188710
Thanks uwu

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>>7188665
You know I can't do that

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people in my dorm look at me weird
halp

>>7188708
>TFW bordering on tanner 5's but my ribs make them look like moobies.
Let's go be straight men.

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>>7188693
Oh well at least we're still bigger than New Cuck City.

>>7188716
no, i've never heard of burgerland.
what's this talk about?

>>7188716
just please don't there are better places than here to discuss it

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I need hugs today :(

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>>7188727
aww.
huggg

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>>7188727
huggu korra

>>7188720
*stares at u*

>>7188727
>>7188731
i mean, what's wrong?

>>7188720
Do you live with boys or girls? I never went to college but living in dorms looks so fun

>>7188707
Self mutiliation is never a good idea.
You're not a fucking surgeon. Even top surgeons fuck up. You're going to just scar yourself up and be left with a lump of flesh in place of our face. Cosmetic surgery is never covered for anything. At least not in the US. Get your nose chewed off by a dog? A new nose is cosmetic surgery. Have something blow up in your face? That prosthetic eye is coming out of your wallet.

Having ER fix your dyi surgery fuck up barely works sometimes for dyi-orchiectomy only because the easiest solution is to just remove it assuming you didn't die on the way there because you cut a major artery or had a blood clot.

>>7188733
noooo :s
>>7188736
7 boys and 4 girls

>>7188735
>>7188501
still unemployed and no one wants to hire a tranny

>>7188725
is my autism really so legendary and feared you think i would segue from a joke post like that into actual political debate? :P

>>7188739
We could FFS each other and then sue each other for malpractice.

Im making some eggs, who wants some

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>>7188742
...


...

Ye

>>7188748
Me plox

>>7188741
:(
are there any lgbt friendly places where you live?

>>7188707
dude what how are you supposed to perform ffs on your face? Are you really going to try grinding off your jaw with no anaesthetic?

>>7188755
Put an ice pack on it.

>>7188755
That sounds fucking hardcore. But like there's no way it would go well.

Remember when Kayla talked about performing an orchi on herself? She nearly made it sound like it'd be possible. I don't think most would have the mental fortitude to do it though. All you have to do is pass out from the blinding pain and then you're dead.

>>7188748
do i have to eat all of them

>>7188762
Yes all of them.
>>7188752
I cannot flip an egg to save my life

>>7188707
That's how I feel about my nose and the fact I have free Healthcare means they could do emergency reconstructive surgery and it wouldn't cost anything.
The main hospital in my city even deals with this I think

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Which tranny do I go for? How do I make the right choice? There's so many to choose from, I feel like a shark attacking a school of fish. :(

>>7188761
Performing orchi on yourself is actually possible tho, as opposed to FFS. If you can numb yourself enough to not pass out from the pain at least. FFS requires tools and precision, you can damage your face in unintended ways really easily.

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Trump will NEVER win.

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well, i have some stuff @ school & the dwss to do.
i don't know when i'll be able to come back, but i want everybody to know that i think i'll be fine now.
bye everyone~!
i'll miss you

>>7188767
>>7188767
>they could do emergency reconstructive surgery and it wouldn't cost anything.
So would you actually have a say in what the final product looks like? Or would they just go by an old photo or something? I guess since they're already there it doesn't make a difference to the surgeon assuming there's enough missing they have to start from a fresh start. I'd think having the whole nose would give them more to work with though?

>>7188776
You really shouldn't do that though

>>7188727
>>7188741
hugg

>>7188676
13

>>7188702
iktf

>>7188570
I just measured and lost half an inch in circumference. Wtf I only measured two days ago the last time.

>>7188782
No you wouldn't have any say in it, they wouldn't even use old pictures just kind of do it. Which is why I'd worry about what method to damage the nose

>>7188773
You're more like a little fish in a pool of sharks

>>7188792
Really? Nobody's 420chaseit on me.

>>7188782
>>7188792
If you're gonna go to such extreme lengths to get FFS then why not just become a hooker and pay for it that way? Can't be any worse then taking an angle grinder to your own face.

>>7188796
Tbf I won't ever do it. It's just a dream.

>>7188794
Little fish in a pool of little fish where some fish fuck other ones but mostly talk about politics and hating themselves

>>7188783
Obviously

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>"you've been a thorn in my side for too long, female ego. Time to die"

>>7188802
Haha damn, that's dark. Maybe I'm that little retarded fish nobody wants to eat though, might get the shits or something.

>>7188802
I'd do it if I was actually attractive enough to be a hooker but I'm not so no FFS for me ever. It's ironic because I wanted the FFS to be attractive.

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>tfw you're visibly anxious enough to not need medical excuse notes

>>7188748
I'm still eating eggs right now but like I feel really bad about it how the chickens are treated and have to exist

>>7188748
>ywn have eggs
>ywn be cis

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>sister really excited to go vote
>wants to take me with her
>don't have the heart to tell her I really don't care at all and don't want to vote

>>7188796
Oh, we're just being silly.

The real horror is taking on financial debt to pay for surgery you're only mostly satisfied with. The cost which will loom over you for a decade. And while everyone else gets ahead you're stuck paying your tranny bills. Maybe even because of the years of crippling gender dysphoria, social anxiety and depression you're also socially and career-wise permanently stunted. You thought you would blossom and everything would get easier but you traded your inner demons for being stuck permanently in gross first-world problems just above the poverty line.

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>>7188814
>tfw university is demanding to know why I was too depressed to attend
>tfw choice between drop out or be outed to professors

>>7188824
I dropped out of school. Kinda was exactly the same situation.

>>7188824
may as well drop out, being a tranny isn't a valid excuse

>>7188821
The loan I took for SRS was only six years and so far, it was entirely worth it. I'm too old to worry about getting ahead. Did that before and it was a waste of time and energy. Nearly killed me too. Fuck careers, the rat race is nonsense.

>>7188776
I read a thread on here about someone high on meth trying to self orchi but they could only cut one out

>>7188824
you got a memepression diagnosis?
they should like ask that desu....
just say you got brain problems.
i just got asked if they were medical and told that i was looking more normal in class.....
i missed more than i attended tho desu....
of this one anyway.

>>7188832
Ouchh

>>7188809
I don't like seafood

>>7188813
Try camming and see how you'd do mb?
If that's something you want

i ordered a pizza
kill me girls

>>7188824
I was out to everyone in the 90s. It wasn't that bad. I have a feeling it can't be worse these days.

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we need more T

>>7188841
You were pretty in the 90's though.

>>7188838
>I dont like seafood

Our platonic marriage is now cancelled

>>7188813
i feel you on this desu.
except i just want it to pass. being ugly is okay, if i pass.

>>7188840
Why order pizza when you know it will be half-cold and taste like flavoured cardboard. Just make it yourself. Cheaper and a lot better.

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>>7188844
i'm on it

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>>7188838
How about SWEFOOD?

>>7188824
If you have a doctor's letter showing that you are too depressed or too ill to attend, that is what they should have to accept. This is an extreme breach of privacy.

>>7188824
Say fuck it and out yourself!

Upon knowing you're trans, they won't be able to touch you for fear of a lawsuit thus forth
accommodate you appropriately, but if you just say you were depressed for some whimsical reason or another, then that'll get you in some trouble.

Like, you're an engineering major (high income) and will need surgeries in the future, if you drop
out now you will most certainly regret it.
sorts.

>>7188851
>Testosterone comes in patches as well as injections
Why aren't there pills as well then?

Is 2.5mg a lot? It sounds like a lot.

>>7188831
Did universal health care not pay for your SRS?

>>7188848
Honestly how do you not? You pass in the pics you post here. Don't dare say I am hugboxing.

Do you not pass irl when you girl mode?

>>7188853
>This is an extreme breach of privacy.
No, this is just asking for an excuse to not expell her. If she has a diagnosis for major depression, she'll be put on academic probation and given help. If not, she gets kicked out for skipping class, because she's taking up seats that could be given to students that give a shit.

>>7188861
i'm p sure i don't.
i get a lot of pity passing tho.
[spoiler]i don't pass in the pics i post here tho[/spoiler]

>>7188858
The pills have a very short halflife so they're kind of garbage. Shots and gel are the most common. Shots not great for low doses and gel can get on other people so I got patches since I live with a tranny.

It's not ftm doses, but it's probably more than I should have right now. I'll find out at the end of the month blood test.

>>7188847
I'm sorry I really tried to like it. I really did.
Crab is nice at least

>>7188852
LMAO

>>7188824
University employees are generally the most open minded people in the world. It's unlikely they will out you and they will do their best to act as though you were just a normal student (which you are).

>>7188752
rip

>>7188868
You're taking T but you're not ftm? Or are you saying you're ftm but don't have a full dose?

I'm really curious about your situation.

>>7188867
Well, that's my opinion, how are you "pretty" sure you don't?

>>7188814
>tfw even when I turn up to exams perfectly fine they ask "is everything alright? would you like to talk to somebody?"

>>7188858
pills are for girls only

>>7188852
How the fuck do you cook these things? Heating a sphere on a flat surface is kinda difficult since the contact area is so small.

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uwu

>>7188873
Normal students seek help when they need it.

>>7188824

Can confirm that this: >>7188828 isn't true. I got allowed retroactive withdrawal from the semester and allowed back in school the following semester for telling my school it was due to tranny issues. I had medical documentation to prove it of course from a therapist and my doctor, but still.

>>7188876
I'm mtf and had an orchi almost two years ago. I'm finding that I don't have enough energy so I'm trying out T. My T levels are below female reference ranges so I have some room to experiment.

>>7188814
>that pic
I thought the 410 billion tissues were from masturbation first.
Then thought about someone excessively masturbating to cope with anxiety and got a good giggle out of the amount it would take to use that many tissues before I realized what the intention was.

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>>7188883


>>7188885
>I had medical documentation to prove it of course from a therapist and my doctor, but still.
You basically need to actively show that you care but are overwhelmed by life.
Knowing shakira, this is impossible.

>>7188860
You can get shit SRS for free if you suck gatekeeper dick for a few years. And when I say shit, it's an understatement. Look at the pics at the bottom of that page : http://www.hopitalsaintlouis.org/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=72%3Atroubles-de-lidentite-de-genre&catid=39%3Aorganes-genitaux&Itemid=91&showall=1
Also, no depth, no lubrication, no sensitivity. They obviously don't bother reconnecting anything when they just do a 70s style penile inversion in less than three hours.
So I got my surgery done by a real specialist rather than by a hand surgeon (not even joking...)
Facial surgery, I'll get done here with insurance coverage if I get the greenlight. No gatekeepers involved at this point. There's a surgeon nearby with a very good reputation for jaw reconstruction and that's all I really want done.

>>7188885
This would be nice but how do I pass the year if I missed half a semester?

>>7188882
Hah, its easy, just put them in a pan, high heat, roll them around. Its literally one of the easiest things ever to cook.

>>7188869
MUH SWEDISH MEATBALLS ALL FOR U BB

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>>7188882

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smoke weed every day

>>7188894
Ohh you gotta roll them!
>>7188896
>tfw my dad was encouraging me to start smoking weed last time we spoke
Jamaican parents everyone.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrfdRV4-nK8

>>7188877
i just know that my jaw and chin are too big, not to mention my shoulders and ribcage.
even if i did pass visually my voice is never pass fag mode.
>>7188878
i never had that happen yet.
>>7188896
already do fampai.

>>7188891
Whats your opinion on the murican inversion surgery?
I'm only 5.6" with no foreskin

>>7188873
To be honest, most people aren't evil enough to go out of their way to out you. I was able to stay stealth for a year at a psychiatric clinic thanks to the staff never mentioning my official identity in front of patients. Obviously, getting an ID change would be safer, but it's really long, costly and difficult here. Working on it with a lawyer now.

>>7188904
how do you get weed in Brooklyn

>>7188904
>i just know that my jaw and chin are too bi
They are, but there's the rare cis girl that has that, the rest of your look makes up for it.

I've never heard your voice to be able to tell.

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>>7188894
Oh wow..... Thanks......

>>7188891
So, where did you get your surgery done? Was it in La Terre Du Hon-Hon Baguette?

im scared
how do i deal with people when they start seeing changes?
how do i lose weight effectively?
[spoiler]what if i regret it?[/spoiler]

mommy am i a good girl

>>7188905
Depends on the surgeon, from what I gather. Didn't really research it because Chett was comparatively cheap and highly recommended by everyone I met who had their surgery done by him.

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>mfw going vote today

at least my boymode is flawless

>>7188892
Please tell me you're a really ignorant freshman in college.

>>7188916
Nice eyes
>>7188917
I am

>>7188915
Damn.
Asian Scrotal inversion is the meme 4chan SRS
There's really not any data on it from ppl who aren't hugboxxy

>>7188911
See >>7188915
If one has to pay for it themselves, I'd say Thailand is the best option.

>>7188916
sorry not with those nails senpai

>>7188907
just connections i had when i talked to ppl back in hs.
my dealer even knew how spergy i am, so he gave me a new guy when he went to rehab ;-;7
>>7188909
idk, i just don't see it, but yeah it's p bad desu.
>>7188912
>i never had anything mentioned to me desu.
>dnp or stimulants
>[spoiler]you probs won't[/spoiler]
>>7188920
you can make up everything if you got a medical thingy.

>>7188924
Is the NHS any good??
I can't afford to pay for it myself
>>7188926
But I don't wanna tell them!

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>>7188928
just get one for memepression.

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>>7188925
>can't even boymode right

>>7188922
Well, I went there based on what transwomen I know IRL had to say, not 4chan. And I have to admit it went better than I expected. Pretty much painless and the results look better than what I thought possible without a secondary nymphoplasty.

>>7188931
ehh your girlmode is pretty good though

>>7188932
>TFW 4chan are chan only IRL transwomen I know
I know my insurance will cover it, is all. Idk about out of country tho

>>7188928
I don't really know. Bellringer (what a name...) had a good reputation but from what I gather, he doesn't work within the NHS anymore.

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>>7188931
>tfw

>>7188912
>how do i deal with people when they start seeing changes?
Act like it's normal. Most people you see day-to-day won't notice for a while if you don't suddenly make a drastic change to your wardrobe.

>>7188920
Good, you're not just retarded. Don't make me regret trying to help.
If you withdraw, you get a W for the semester. Uni doesn't give a shit about your previous semester, so it's not like you're failing the year, just the semester. You will have to retake the classes, and you'll likely be put on academic probation (risk of expulsion). From there, it depends on how the university works, you'll have to talk to your course advisor for that.
Now go to the counseling center and talk to a therapist so they can register that you're depressed. If you don't, you're just skipping class to do coke for all they care.

>notice my hair is on the verge starting to go


Oh damn. Why do I care?

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>>7188926
dnp or stimulants?
whats them?

>>7188946
amphetamines, coffee, nicotine, whatever other stim you want.
dnp makes yr energy consumption less effective so your TDEE is higher.
be careful with it tho.

>>7188946
DNP is some meme drug people take to lose weight, it's extremely dangerous.

>>7188949
why does /r9k/ like you so much

>>7188955
they don't

>>7188955
i think they really hate me desu...

>>7188958
hi pleb it's been a while since I had to go to bed now

>>7188941
Wait, why are your arms so big?

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>>7188941
>Tfw boy mode

I sometimes get jealous of how cute girls are

I'm 99% sure I'm a straight guy, never been attracted to men really, but I'm a shy virgin sperg.

>>7188960
hi anon
night anon

>>7188965
pretty shure this is how apg starts

>>7188965
>jealous of how cute girls are
>I'm a straight guy
anon...

>>7188965
Get on hrt as soon as you can

>>7188910
Hah, that face though.

>>7188898
Yeahhh, shit's ez. Making them yourself is a another story, you're best off asking your grandma to do it.

>>7188975
nah. no interest in becoming trans. i think i'm more displeased with how society expects men to behave. strange thing is i look quite masculine too

>>7188965
>when they have absolutely beautiful hair
makes me want to kill myself famm

>>7188979
Yeah, weve never heard this exact same story before :^)

>>7188965
iktfb

if there were magic button i could press to become "girl me", i'd probably do it, though i'm not actually trans myself

>>7188979
quick anon don't think about being bred by a cute boy while you
hold his hand

>>7188988
that's what I mean. glad someone feels the same.

>>7188980
true. I used to have longish hair but I got sick of the comments

>>7188988
is this sarcastic, I can't tell

>>7188453
>>7188503
>>7188540
Chris chan belongs here with all of you.

>>7188961
I'm a mechanic........
FML.
Its like nobody knows me.
>>7188962
... I'm jealous of your midrise pantaloons. I really really want some but haven't bought new clothes since march

>>7188924
Apparently one of the best rated SRS surgeons in the world is in Germany (where I live) but he works at a private hospital, meaning public insurance does not have to pay for it, but may. This means that the success of my SRS depends on which fucktard is in charge of my case. I'm feeling faint...

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>>>/pol/96997024

I know this is one of you

>>7188991
>Stage 1: denial

>>7188991
why do people bully boys with long hair so much?
i dont get it
does it make them feel uncomfortable?
does it arouse them?
i genuinely don't understand the bully
no bully pls

>>7188742
Kys sir

>>7188992
>is this sarcastic, I can't tell
nah, i think it's a common feeling people often have, especially loser males

>>7189001
I think Phienchen got german public insurance to cover thai srs for her maybe try talking to her about it

>>7188453
Chris chan voted for Hillary..? Welp. Fuck this shit, I'm gonna go vote for Trump immediately.

>>7189005
People are just pricks in general. Anything to make themselves feel better.

>>7189008
>i think it's a common feeling people often have, especially loser males
I am a bit of a loser. Socially especially.

>>7189014
Have you thought about why you're here? You know it's not normal for cis males to want to be girls.

>>7189014
i only want to bully prostates
no brains
;~;

>>7189018
>You know it's not normal for cis males to want to be girls.
It's breddy common actually - a lot of people want to be girls without actually being trans themselves.