/mtfg/ - transgirl general

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>>7186231

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also hi
im 3 months hrt

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Please stop the growing pains. Somebody help... ;_;

>>7186231
the best edition

>>7186240
I want sunglasses like them.

>>7186245
No you're not.

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>>7186178

Well I was a little surprised that when I showed up he didn't even have a comment on my appearance. I guess I didn't look that different from usual since I went pretty light on the makeup. There were some other guys there who already knew me, same deal with them. When we got to the tournament, a stranger gendered me male which made me pretty upset until I realized I'm being super impatient and need to give HRT more time to change me. Got about the same amount of stares as usua. I think the gas station attendant called me "ma'am" but it was hard to tell through his accent. Once I got knocked out of the tourney I went to a nearby bar (alone) for a beer and some guy sat close to me and started chatting me up. Not sure if he thought I was a girl or he just wanted to chat, but that usually doesn't happen. It made me nervous so I quickly finished my beer and left.

The coolest part though is that I got a guy's number (platonically). He asked for my name and I said "most people call me [guyname]" and he replied "is there another name you'd prefer?" so after some deliberation I decided to tell him I'm trans and tell him my preferred name. He was super cool about it. So... Now someone IRL is gonna be calling me by my girl name. If he doesn't mess up.

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headpats for Kayla
none for Lilly

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>>7186249
im trans-early-transitioner
don't oppress me

unsee.cc
/gutipeso

Do I have hope? 3 months on 2mg and blockers

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>>7186255
I knew you when you were actually 3 months into transition.

is it possible to be happy

>>7186256
It's weird. You look visibly Canadian.

>>7186256
not cute enough to make up for your crazy

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>>7186260
and people knew when i was pre transition
but i identify as 3 months hrt

>>7186256
i wouldn't expect many changes by 3 months
but yeah i could see you doing well

I wanna make my tranny cam name Kiki Ferrari, someone get me a bazillion butt lift, E cup implants, and lip injections

>>7186256
There's a lot of hope for you as long as you stop pulling silly faces in photos. it's making your chin look weird.

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>>7186265
I identify as been 18 years in transition and I also identify as having FFS and SRS done.

how long do I have to be on hrt before I start having sissygasms

>>7186269
https://youtu.be/AG7pqCF5spc

>>7186231
I'm not a faggot wtf

>>7186270
Fuck you twat

>>7186273
you can speed up the process by watching sissy hypno and wearing rainbow thigh highs

>tfw you only love girls but lust after cock

i saw a trump ad si I was going to #maga but i saw a Clinton ad so now I think i might be #withher how tf do i decide

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>>7186193
i already can tho ;w;
>>7186205
again !?!?
>>7186245
wow grats hun!

>>7186269
You give us a bad name by objectifying yourself like that. Funny because you are as ugly as sin thinking you are some hot shit

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>>7186282
Here, have another ad.

>>7186273
The secret is to masturbate while wearing clear six inch heels, a poofy pink dress, and ensuring that your five o'clock shadow is distinctly visible.

Do that and you'll be cumming like a 40 yr old man thinking he's a 12 yr old girl in no time. ;)

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>>7186282
Vote for me.

>>7186282
Please no. We had a political "discussion" before. It didn't work. It did not work.

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hi

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>>7186225
my guy
i never drop trip unless its to be self deprecating
only other person posting from this ip is pookie
>>7186251
i mean i am p great huh
>>7186283
yeah do the whole thing where you dont actually suck my dick again

>>7186278
>asks if they pass
>gets an answer and has a tantrum

>>7186290
hi qt

>>7186290
Hey.

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>>7186269
god I love you Kayla

>>7186281
If only there were girls with penises.

>>7186292
okay but like i do

>>7186293
Yeah because your answer was so sincere you only wanted to make fun of me like a lil bitch fuck you

hey arent these faye's boobs?

>>>/r9k/32607211

>>7186265
I identify as pretransition
especially considering everyone assumes I'm not on hrt yet

>>7186300
but you don't actually

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>>7186299
Oh my fucking god you're right. I'm a chaser.

>>7186302
>say you have hope but need to take photos properly
>you say i only want to make fun of you
you are severely mentally unstable.

>>7186302
hi sarah

>>7186305
faye posts there for male attention because she is too afraid to speak to boys irl

>>7186305
Nope. Different moles or beauty marks or whatever they're called.

There really should be like, and unofficial rule of /MTFG/ that trans girl barely starting their transitions shouldn't be trips, like this never ends well, they're too fucking suburban white boy edgy!

Charlotte, now Lux, was like that when she first came here and now that she's been on hrt for a while she's much more pleasant.

& of course lest we forget the fuckery that was Madeline.

Sigh, I don't know, this new girl's just fucking annoying, but alas, it seems like we're in for another addition of babytrans shitposting...

Curse you Canada, curse you Terrance and Phillip!!!

im so confused

I want dudelanna to fuck aviator smiles

>>7186295
my name is snickers not qt
>>7186296
hi

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>>7186286
I was told I would look like anime. Do I look like anime yet?

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>>7186310
>Sarah
>Chara
>Replace the C with an S and move the H to the end
IT'S JUST A THEORY

>>7186314
desu charlotte is still like that.

>>7186314
Hey I haven't attacked anyone though.

>>7186313
they're hers
http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/7095087/#q7104356

>>7186317
be un confused
come to bed lets eat ice cream together

>>7186309
No you made fun of the way I pose for pix and my chin. You are the only one who is mentally unstable for making fun of someone who is early transition

>>7186310
My name is Charleigh

>>7186324
you constantly post edgy white nationalist memes and generally act like a /pol/troll-lite.

>>7186325
does me boimode count?

>>7186329
how are they edgy
whats wrong with being a white nationalist
don't shame others for being the way they are.

>>7186314
I think it's okay. It's interesting to see how someone progresses over their transition.

>>7186326
Fuck. Them being upside down must have confused me.

>>7186322
OMG ITS TRUUU
>>7186317
Why
>>7186321
Yeah you do and I told you could pose at these armed women commie propaganda posters.

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What is this hairstyle called?

>>7186328
ffs go to reddit or susans if you want a hugbox. Here you if you pose like a fucking idiot half out of the frame and screwing your chin up you'll get fucking called on it.

>>7186329
But I don't attack people.

>>7186331
I'm not a white nationalist.

>>7186325
Chloroform

>>7186314
>of course lest we forget the fuckery that was Madeline.
Madeline didn't do anything though, she was attacked by Sarah and driven out.

>>7186338
I know you aren't
Im just sayin tho lol.

>>7186335
Post-postmodern biebhead, I think.

>>7186338
when you post that shit you're attacking everyone in the thread who isn't white you fucking dumbass. Whether you mean to or not.

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>>7186342
You get a 3 for making me google.

>>7186336
why don't you just talk to someone at school

>>7186336
That's why I said my boimode, silly smiles

>>7186337
Fuck you.No you go to reddit or susans where you belong ugly ass. Post your pic then I bet you cant cos your a coward ass bitch

>>7186345
I don't attack individuals, it's all in jest.

>>7186335
Pixie cut?

>>7186340
Madeline acted like hot shit and went around insulting people for the hell of it.

Sarah may have overreacted and made a complete embarassment of herself but Madeline was never innocent.

>>7186332
I mean when all is said and done they're non the less going to be here, but it's still annoying when they shit up the board.

I don't think they're bad people, I just feel like this isn't the best place for them at that point of transition, they need a place like /r/asktransgender that has more boundaries and will keep trans discussions on track, mtfg, historically doesn't do that, like at all.

>>7186348
Is this you?? How long on hrt?

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>mfw I find an islam childrens book about aisha (his 6 yo wife)

>>7186354
Dude, you're buying into Sarah's propoganda. Go read through Madeline's post history it's like 3 pages long and nothing like that.

How to pass with man shoulders?

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>>7186357
Have a better book. Plenty of pictures of Mahomet too...

>>7186361
be beautiful in every other way so that nobody notices

>>7186352
Jokes are actually funny and the racism meme is played out, old and very unfunny.

You wanna do that shit fuck off to /pol/ there's plenty of idiots who are "only racist for fun" in amongst the actual fucking nazis.

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>>7186356
lol, I wish. It's Soembie, an esports commentator I crush on because I'm so jealous of her.

>>7186353
I mean yeah, but that's super generic. It's some form of undercut. I don't know, I just want hair like that. -.-

>tfw full body replacement will not be in your lifetime

>>7186357
when sharia law is enacted in the Calphate of Austria and you are forced to take a husband
will you kill yourself?
or take the dick and then les out with your girlfriend/secret wife at the womans club after your husbands have escorted you there?

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w-why has there been so much bullying recently?

>>7186340
Two wrongs don't make a right, Sarah enacted that nonsense but Madeline provided the incentive.

She acted like hot shit and was combatative with people e.g. "black shrek" and just came off as cringey.

She was newfag personified, and that bit her in the ass.

>>7186359
Don't do it, reading through post history is obsessive and means you're picking through it to find reasons to insult her, obviously

>>7186371
You have no idea what you're talking about then, you can just look through her post history lmao it's not even worth arguing about because it's saved word for word.

>>7186372
I mean, you can do that? I guess? That'd be shitty

>>7186372
I mean I like you but...
That's what you do all the time

>>7186324
3/4 of the time you're a great person, but yeah...when you start going all /pol/ here, that shit is just so *facepalm* inducing.

Overall you're quite swell, but, you know, time and place.

>>7186363
kek I love it
but frankly nothing beats the qur'an and the hadiths
muuhamad fucking girls on their period with the excuse "me prophet me gud"
elephants turning to grass cause stones dropped by birds
and so on
>>7186368
>thinking religion will get a foothold in a country going apeshit over "so help me god" on a pamphlet for upcoming election
is this how murricans imagine urop ?

>>7186372
quid <3

How did you get through so many threads so quickly? I was only asleep for 6 hours

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Why am I so needy

>>7186305
H..hey >.<

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>>7186376
By /pol/ do you mean racist jokes or political talk?

>>7186365
Well then perhaps I can try and make those jokes more infrequently.

>>7186378
Stop corrupting quid's mind.

k gonna go eat ice cream and go nini
NINI

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>>7186380
if you're gonna post my slut im gonna post your slut

>>7186373
haha i was just making fun of this anon >>7184869 >>7184917

>>7186375
i'm honestly not trying to be contrarian or anything but when? i think i did that to Shakira once when she insisted she wasn't mean to people, and I did it to kira way back in the olden times but other than that i can't think of anything

i have a really bad memory so like, please don't just ignore this and assume i'll shoot down your answer, i honestly want to hear you out

>>7186378
hiya chara

i'm really glad you made the right choice

>>7186380
Being a tranny makes one inherently needy.

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post hotty daddies

>>7186380
Don't feel bad, I am as well ;_;

>>7186384
it'd be nice if you did, because other than shit you're a decent poster.

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>>7186391

>>7186391
did your grandpa allow you to post him on here ?

>>7186377
Yeah. They imagine France as a muslim paradise when we've never been as close to banning religion altogether, even in 1905.

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bed time...

>>7186394
Will keep in mind, friend.

>>7186398
yass obscure dali

>>7186385
i don't think you understand our dynamic

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I saw like 3 homeless people yesterday
the world sucks

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>>7186401

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>>7186394
>because other than shit you're a decent poster.
Oh, please.

Don't be kind to her just because you pity her.

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>>7186388
Sorry
I don't have many image choices on my tablet..
>>7186390
>>7186392
But like
I need attention near constantly or to feel like I can get it when I do
I need someone to rely on that can guide me and he!p me with everything
I need someone that's willing to take care of me all the time
I don't get why I do, though.

i saw snickers today while resting on the sidewalk and she didn't wave, i guess i looked pretty homeless but truth is i'm just lonely

>>7186397
yeah it's kinda interesting to see how weirdly sheltered they are in murrica
almost as much accuracy in their worldviews as north koreans

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>>7186410
head in the sand politics...

>>7186405
he's the only idol i've continuously had throughout my lifetime

>>7186403
Tell me about it.

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>>7186410

>>7186404
if any of them were cute, you should have invited them home

>>7186384
Well, both actually, and for the record they're not intrinsically bad, if its part of your personality then okay, I don't want you to have to censor yourself.

But, you know, moderation, 1/10 of the time is okay but every other day gets annoying, and I really don't want to think of you as annoying because most of the time I really do like you, you seem like a really nice girl and I really enjoy seeing your posts.

That's all ... ^=^"

>>7186404
>Walk around Boston while waiting for appointment
>See a homeless guy on the sidewalk
>Feel bad
>1 month later waiting for an appointment
>He's still there
It makes me feel sad ;_;

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>>7186413
I liked him and the constructive criticism he gave me on some of my paintings.

>>7186406
primadonna pepe, yeah
all I never wanted was a creep
can't help if I need to sleep
that's the tranny life on the shitheap
You say that she's kinda difficult
but it's really someone else's fault
I aint wrapped around her finger, babe
I don't wanna see her misbehave
primadonna pepe

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>>7186408
there was a guy offering to wipe people's windshields and no one let him
I was thinking about getting 5 dollars from an atm and giving it to him
but I didn't cause social anxiety

>>7186419
i worded this so badly. I went to a follow up appointment. And walked around and he was still there

I need sleep but voting awaits me soon

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i need to lay off the weed

>>7186417
Well, I think you all are right with moderation, I do it way too often. I've tried to tone it down lately but since I've done it way too often I sometimes forget :P

>>7186415
literally makes no sense
what is this pic supposed to tell me
>>7186412
probably

>>7186421
ever meet Lou Reed?

>>7186419
why are there so many homeless people in Boston

there was literally a guy just sitting with his back against the building where my clinic is

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>>7186426
lay on this dick instead

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>>7186413
Marko Spalatin has ben a favorite for the longest period in my life. I first liked his works back when I was 4.

>>7186429
Yes, he was an asshole.

>>7186426
yeah to be honest it does seem like you're going a little overboard hahaha

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>>7186432

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>>7186433
i couldn't even go into cordi's work today i was so nervous and paranoid
she got pissed off so
i need to detox

>>7186437
(lewdaf)

>>7186407
Because you've gone your entire like in perpetual emotional numbness and/or disarray and just
want someone to provide even the tiniest bit of stability in you life.

Like, trust me, I get it, I spend every night hugging my pillow thinking of it as my future husband who
I fantasize as loving me and cherishing me in every way (he even has a name).

Sadly, I don't have an answer for it, just comes with trans package alongside cone tits and
uncontrollable social anxiety.

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>>7186430
Probably because the cost of living here is so fucking awful. I couldn't leave home even if I were to get 3 jobs. It's really insanity. I love Boston but I hate how non viable it is as a place to actually live

>>7186437
Benis :DDD

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>>7186432
What about Vasarely?

>>7186428
If you disagree with it and are unfamiliar with the alt-right it won't tell you anything because of the rhetorical technique it uses.

Basically it's a reference to people saying "christianity wasn't always nice! what about the crusades?" by framing the crusades as exclusively a struggle against ottoman invasion in europe.

Both perspectives lack nuance. It's basically cheap pointscoring.

>>7186437
*boop*

>>7186437
there is cute psycho boys here, but they still dont let me near anyone ;-;

>>7186442
we just need to give these people like....
a tiny room, with a roof over their head and a bed.

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>>7186446
I've liked some of his stuff, but don't know him as well as Spalatin.

>tfw I need to head to sleep.

>>7186447
>against ottoman invasion
wat
that's literally a few centuries off

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>>7186437

Words that make tranniess frothing mad and angry:

y chromasomes

:^) mad?

>>7186457
Raaawgh I'm angry now

>>7186455
The conquest of Algeria was a direct response to Ottoman sponsored slaver raids on Mediterranean Europe. But yeah, quite a few centuries between that and the Clermont council.

unsee.cc
/gidozuma

Am I cute?
Or ugly like the trolls are saying? I'm on the right.

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>>7186440
Yeah, I do all of that too
But I have an added layer of instability
I can really love someone intensely and then all of a sudden for seemingly no reason just stop
And then it comes back
And stops again
So like, it's hard to get someone to rely on when I can't rely on myself like this
But some day I hope I can find someone willing to weather out all my oddities and stay with me

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>>7186439
>>7186443
>>7186448
>>7186456

i miss dick ;_;

>>7186450

rip

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hmmm....doesn;t seem like my city council is having any elections tomorrow

I guess I better see who these people running for governor's council are tho.

>>7186451
This has been my idea for like ever. Like a big building that could have tons of these rooms and communal services, and they could be given jobs. It could give people opportunities

This is sounding a lot like communism actually...

>>7186455
fine the seljuks then... jeez.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKVnur5DkdI

>>7186467
Sounds like slavery, er... private prisons, I mean.

>>7186457
Nah two times X is all I need
>>7186468
Better
>>7186462
The crusades were over long before we had ottomans

>>7186465
its ok edie, hopefully soon :s

>>7186467
I just think they should have that bare necessity
like...I feel like people will attack it and be like "you can't just provide everything for them, because then people won't want to work and just leech off the government."
but most won't be satisfied in a cramped room, or just having their basic needs met. people want luxury goods and so on which won't be provided.

I don;t really care if it is communism I guess
I just think we should ensure everyone has a decent standard of living to varying levels.

>>7186470
yeah but better than being homeless. They wouldn't be working for nothing either. So they'd be able to move up in society. Though I'm probably not looking at a lot of things and being completely unrealistic

>>7186471
We already had footstools, though.

>>7186474
What you're thinking of is a phalanstère. Been tried, over and over, never really worked.

>>7186476
top notch humour 10/10

>>7186476
Kek

>>7186478
...yeah I don;t really want that
I just want them to be protected from the elements

>>7186467
a communist style apartment block wouldn't be a bad idea in every city as a halfway house for the worthless
like you said, bed, door with a lock, enough space for some personal items, a light switch and power outlet
two security cameras in every hall
communal shower, kitchen and toilet facilities

you get three strikes for misbehavior
those who misbehave get the windowless rooms and if they go over their three strikes they get thrown out
those who can pay a little, get a window

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>>7186464
I weirdly enough get it, to an extent.

I've basically spent the last three years almost in committed relationships.
Being with someone, wanting nothing more than to be theirs, then letting my neurosis get in the
way and ruining things, only to want things to return to the way they were too late down the
road.

The mental emotional fluctuations just aren't easy to handle, honestly, I think its something that will
need like actual therapy to solve.

Alas, until then, we'll simply have to hope that prince charming will one day show up and whisk us away, corny as that may sound...until then though, at least we have our yaoi. :3

>>7186485
So what happens to those who can't pay but haven't misbehaved?

>>7186463
I think you look fine.

>>7186485
>those who misbehave get the windowless rooms and if they go over their three strikes they get thrown out
>those who can pay a little, get a window
lmao wtf

>>7186463
They aren't trolling, if you want an accurate and constructive response, it is in your best interest to post a casual straight-on facepic or piss off to pass gen. The conclusions drawn from a cherry-picked picture can be wrong.
Regarding what is even visible in the picture, you don't look like there's much feature-wise to worry about. Get on mones, quit the T rage, you'll be fine.

>>7186488
they get their choice of windowless room or if a windowed room is free they get it

>>7186485
In england we call these council flats.

>>7186493
its designed to keep them used to structure so they can get their feet on the ground

Kek speaking of muhslimes
The "much religion of peace" fellas are handing out Qur'an's for free again
Based as fuck

I reutrn

>>7186502
they are giving you an option of converting now before you are beheaded for being a lapsed muslim

>>7186478
i always thought of phalansteries as being a little more...cultish or something.

homeless shelters are extremely difficult to manage with high numbers of people though - too many crazies, drug addicts and dangerous people who cause problems for everyone else if they're not helped/contained. the shelters we used to work with were almost always for very small numbers of a specific type of person (e.g. male drug addicts, females with dependents, etc.)

>>7186502
Is that uncommon?

>>7186502
Alright, free toilet paper.

why is 50s and 60s music so awesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tYd8I1jxx4

>>7186506
Kek
>>7186509
Well they were banned for a while cuz muslim brotherhood shills
>>7186510
Nah free humorous stories to read

>>7186515
>why is 50s and 60s music so awesome
because only the very best of it has been remembered, while all the shit stuff has been forgotten

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im spooked help

>>7186528
I guess thats true

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>have $50 in my bank account, a $300 overdraft limit, a paycheck coming at the end of the week, and a $200 purchase I want to make right now
Give me one reason to not do it

Holy cow
this guy really wants to be on the Governor's Council
he wrote so much

>>7186539
Sleep on it, and if you still want it when you get your check, get it? I dunno.

>>7186539
your pay might be delayed

>>7186539
you may end up getting used to spend your overdraft so -300 becomes the new 0 and you get fucked by interest.

>>7186539
which anime figurine is worth going into debt for?

>>7186548
Which isn't?

>>7186542
probably vote for him unless this next guy turns out to be better

>>7186528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8j4mn4eF-c

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moap on infowars

So what would you potentially write/ say to your family and friends if you really were going to kill yourself?
Nothing you can say will even come close to explaining or in any way make it alright. Not leaving something would almost be as bad as trying to justify it to those you would be hurting.

I honestly don't know if I even will do it tonight or not. Im closer then I ever have been before but Im not in a state of despair and am thinking clearly.
Im not in any depressive fog (you know when it covers and numbs absolutely everything) I have been feeling happiness, joy, sadness, hope, despair and any other emotion that you might feel in an ordinary month.
But yeah here I am and I may very really go through with it this time. Not get all worked up and then try to use it to get attention and dump all my problems on someone. Im not even going to reach out(except here cause wtf do you put on a suicide note)

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y is he so qt ;-;

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Tfw got silicone in my hair and a ferret spilled water all over there was ferret butt in my face while posting this.
I'm really frustrated.

>>7186554
>moap ever having a chest that big

>>7186556
Because you can't have him

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Mfw little long haired boy was staring at my tits and then started crying

>>7186562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wzr12gBrXA8

>>7186555
>Nothing you can say will even come close to explaining or in any way make it alright.

Pretty much, nothing would soften the pain, but perhaps explaining what drove you to it might help give them some more closure.

wtf this caller on infowars

Court in 27 minutes
Halp

Good evening, welcome to the midnight nep news
Today's story, why you should commit a murder-suicide with strangers you've tracked down from the internet.

>>7186123
I'm at my increasingly gay acting friends house and got drunk and snuggled up on him last night lmao
I'm pretty manic right now like as in the past week so it's all okay i guess I'm just posting random things I'm not actually sad or anything hehe

>>7186130
Hugg is always nice

I got compliments from like 5 ladies about my hair without brushing all day and then i put silicone in it when i got home

>>7186574
why are you listening to infowars, both it and prisonplanet are ridiculously transphobic.

>>7186555
this is mine for when I inevitably do it

>Like everything else in life I failed in my transition, I'm sorry.
>I love you all.
>Goodbye.

im a transgendered

>>7186578
>I'm at my increasingly gay acting friends house and got drunk and snuggled up on him last night lmao
sounds comfy uwu

>>7186585
nah, get outta here

>tfw your gf fucks you so hard doggy style that you drool involuntarily

>>7186585
i'm just a cis male who transitioned to fuck men but be straight

>>7186555
Mine has some things I've always wanted to say but didn't, a big fuck you spiel to some family, and personal good byes /words of encouragement to some friends
There isn't alot of apologizing, I say "sorry I was tired of suffering " or something like that.

>>7186591
nice bro
*fistbump

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>>7186578
the only one you should be cuddling is me!

>>7186585
so are me

>>7186591
Dude same

>>7186589
Why?

>>7186585
same
>>7186579
juniiiiiiii
I'm a cuddle you :3

>>7186590
I wish I had a trans-gf
No one is ever going to love me or reciprocate my feelings though.
Been trying hard not to kill myself, but I'm just so fucking tired of being alive. I wish suicide was easier

>>7186600
My girlfriend isn't trans, she just owns a dildo.

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>>7186590
>tfw iktf

at this point i'm starting to think the best part about this place is that there isn't a typing indicator so you can type for 10 minutes then delete it all and nobody wonders what went on

>>7186598
heya, jsyk i appreciated your apology

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>>7186599
you have all eternity to be dead but only 70-90 years of life, get a boyfriend
you have plenty of time to be dead after your life

>>7186599
Why do you want both to die, what did they do?? that's kinda harsh anyway!

>>7186608
: )
<3 Quid
>>7186599
Nice sunglasses ^_^

>>7186590
trip on pookie
>>7186609
this is a nice way to look at it
too bad there are also nice ways to look at death

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>when you take an exclusive pic for nep so you can't use it on here to attention whore

life is suffering

>>7186604
Your gf having or not having a dick was kind of irrelevant to my feelings
):

>>7186613
>this is a nice way to look at it
its what I tell myself to keep going

>>7186614
release an alternate version to the masses

>>7186614
>tfw no one to take pics for except creeps you trick into giving you money
I don't even know why to hesitate overdosing.

>>7186617
there are certain phrases i tell myself to encourage death
something something sweet release

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>tfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnLAa6_hB9A

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>>7186599
There can be only one

>>7186565
Why is your dog so slimy

>>7186623
>>7186624
You both win, you fucking cute motherfuckers

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>>7186625

Tfw you don't spend more than a few days away from someone for 3 years and now they blocked you from calling and she could just be dead and I'd never know.

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>>7186599
>>7186623
A NEW FOE HAS APPEARED

You ever got so drunk you cut yourself opening a bottle of beer?

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Watching my dad play Battlefield 1 and he's bloody hopeless.

>>7186637
suck his dick so he focuses

>>7186630
Cheer me up with a trick please?

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>>7186623
>>7186599
I disagree

>>7186641
Can you people stop suggesting incest?

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>mfw court's giving me my dad's paychecks till his debt is paid and he keeps paying alimony

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>>7186624
>>7186635
>>7186643
We need to start a rock band or something

>>7186648
I call dibs on the piano

>>7186619
you'll find your special someone someday soon
everyone does eventually
r-right?
>tfw no one to take pics for, not even creeps

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>>7186643
*teleports behind u*
its me goku

>>7186652
goku isn't a ginger

>>7186652
Dat repression beard

>>7186647
maybe your dad will neck himself because his freak of a son ruined him

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>>7186624
>>7186623
>>7186635
>>7186643
Reversed

>>7186652
Classic meme

>>7186586
Idk it's something
He gave me head scratches and said I was a good pet
But he was drinking too lol so idk what he meant
Then his gf got jealous lmao

>>7186594
Snick snugs plz

>>7186614
Not like you haven't posted dozens of other pics lmao just take another senpai

>>7186655
Kek seeing how he has a new wife age 21 I doubt it

>>7186635
>horde
t. rash

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>>7186656
allahu akbar

>>7186649
C-can I sing?

>>7186623
I want to be fucked by this alpha male

>>7186661
Admiral Akbar

>>7186661
sure

>>718665
N-N-NANI? HAYAI

Elleranda

>>7186661
Only if you show me what you got.

>>7186654
I have one right now, it's more the 'stopped giving a fuck' type though

just ded me pls

>>7186642
hmm hang on i will think

>>7186673
I'm getting wheezy

I want to hardcore lose weight over the next months. I look 80% more feminine when I pull my chin fat back. But I'm worried about losing too much of my boobs. Fat always tended to accumulate there for me. I had B cups since before starting HRT.

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>>7186666
[insert trap maymay here]

>>7186669
Wat

>>7186670
My roomie's asleep I can't sing rn
I also kinda suck at singing ngl

>>7186667
:3

>>7186672
Shave that shit and stop repressing senpai

>>7186664
Same tbqh

>>7186676
I love you Juni
please be okay and safe

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>>7186656
I have seen allah's light guys

>>7186678
lana come drink with meee

>>7186642
*tricks you into thinking you're cis*

>tfw so much of a cuck that i go off to the bathroom to blow my nose, instead of doing so in class

http://www.strawpoll.me/11601510

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>>7186681
Do I have toooo?
I spent all of yesterday morning hungover to the point of puking multiple times ;~~~;

>>7186684
No, it would make you a cuck if you watched black men blow your nose while you watched.

cuckoldry makes the world go round

>>7186691
Juni is a qt <3 <3 <3

>>7186690
get yr mind out of the gutter
I did a report on cuckoldry in high school before i knew it was a surprisingly popular fetish. First article I read was about some african cuckold tribe where they raise eachother's kids.

>>7186690
omg i have a new fetish

>>7186689
I-I meant just some time not necessarily now,

your highness

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How should I celebrate /mtfg/ ?

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>>7186677
do it. you can get implants later anyways

>>7186688
Am I the only one who wishes I could make my brain match my body and not the other way around?
Being a woman makes all my life dreams so much harder... I'd rather change my brain to male if I had some magic wand that could do it
Guess I'm not trutrans™

i don't think i'm a person anymore
humans are capable of so much
i'm a boring and worthless object
i couldn't even be an object of desire if i tried

i can't comfort irl someone i love and this makes me feel bad :/

>>7186701
What's your dreams?

>>7186699
send yr dad a pic of yr vagina with some stacks next to it and get high

>>7186690
Am I a cuck if I watch election night coverage?
America is going to get fucked and I get to spectate

>>7186700
But I'm full-timing and it would be more than awkward if suddenly everyone went "Kathy where'd your boobs go???"

>>7186709
I'm doing that
not from any major news network tho

>>7186710
You could just wear inserts.

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>>7186697
Yeah sure :3
Also, pls don't call me your highness ;~;
I answer to elanna or faggot

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>>7186648
CAN I JOIN THE BAND HERE IS MY SUBMISSION

>>7186714
band cancelled
music is haram

>>7186708
Kek will consider it

>>7186714
birdy, you're back?

>>7186709
Imma do this tomorrow if I can.
I got like a few hours to spare tomorrow before my exam.
Gonna be fun.

pookie said shes gonna make a post im stopping her

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>>7186714
Eyyy I hear you're a tranny

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>tfw you read a post and it frightens you how well it describes you

I am worried about what she may or not post.

>tfw can't sing soprano
;_;

>>7186712
Ugh, well, it's not like I'll decide not to lose weight now. I just have this vain hope that I'll at least keep some of my boobs. I lost a whole lot of weight as a teen once and they did not completely go away at the time, either.
I'm also anxious about finding out what my underbust will be after I loose all the chest and back fat. Right now I'm wearing a 44.

>>7186724
It was a bad show anyway

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Kitchen Nightmares will never be the same....
>>7186720
PLEASE I WAS CHOOSING MY FILE
>>7186723
PLEASE I WAS CHECKING DISCORD

>>7186722
and it's at that point i remember why i was shy in the first place

>>7186727
>>7186723
pookiee and isla sitting in a tree
k-i-s-s-i-n-g

juniper makes me happy

I think I should get a helium tank to help with my voice, I'll wear it all the time and only breathe helium
that should work right?

>>7186688
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11601510
cis woman