Fags think I'm bottom cause I'm a babyfaced 5'9

>>7170784

you can have my bear bottom any day of the week

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>>7170784
>tall, muscular and dominant looking
>am actually shy, submissive and anxious

>>7170784
>they don't take me for a man and laugh at me when I say I'm a bull
I would too.
I would totally tease you about it and then let you fuck me.

>>7170784
Get Estrofem injections, grow boyboobs ad get dominated by men even more

>>7171054
You're so cute, go cuddle me

>>7171064
Trannies must be purged .

>>7170784

Iktf anon.
6'1" bi, dom, total top skelly here with a babyface.

>>7170795

Hnnng.

>>7170784

>Fags think I'm bottom cause I'm a babyfaced 5'9 136 lbs twink, they don't take me for a man and laugh at me when I say I'm a bull

Literally the exact opposite of me.

I'm a tall, hairy guy, and people assume I'm a top when I really just want my legs in the air and a dick in my ass.

Current BF is ticking all my boxes though, so that's all good.

>>7181498
COME BACK WHEN YOU GET DUMPED AND/OR CHEATED ON BITCH

>>7181498
be my bf pls, I'll take care of your ass real good

>>7170784
6'3", but I'd let you dom me any day. You're a dom on the inside, where it counts

>>7181498
It's pretty awful when all the messages you ever get are from sub bottoms and they're hitting on you but you're like nah we're just bottom sisters.

>>7181537
>6'3"
Oh, you're a big boy

>>7181570
4 u

>>7182724
Yes, for me he's a big guy so what

small short slight twinky bottoms are so fucking hot..

please pull me inside out on your cock senpai

>>7171016
Where are guys like you. I want to seduce a big stronk guy. I want him to protect me in public but when we get in the bed I want him to obey my every order.

>>7187773
Wtf? Are you me?
I also enjoy dominating strong big dumb guys mentally showing them how dumb they are

>>7187779
Wut. I don't care about intelligence. That seems like a weird facet of that whole spiel. Nah, I want a gentle giant who nobody would mess with because he's 7 feet tall and has a mean face.

But in the sheets I want to make him feel small and I want to make him squirm.

>>7187799
please come into my life...

>>7187799
>7 feet
That's too far. I want a bf who is almost the same height as me, 5'8-5'11 feet

>TFW Im pretty manly
>Try to take some routes to tone that doen because Im normally the bottom in relationships.
>Socially abrasive if not outright corrosive personality attracts exclusively bottoms

Why not just shoot me, god? You fucking pussy.

>>7187818
Nah, I bet you want guys bigger than yourself

>>7187972
Experimentation says otherwise, desu.

>>7187981
How tall are you?

>>7187988
T-Tall enough.

[spoiler]5'9". I thought that was p tall but apparently people are telling me I'm more of a benjamin despite being on the taller end of people in my locale.[/spoiler]

>>7170784
Get access to a barbell
Do 3 sets of 5 reps of

A.
Bench press
Bent over row
Deadlift

B.
Overhead press
Weighted chin up
Squat.

AxBxAxxBxAxBxx (where x are recovery/non-training days)

Add 2.5lbs per training session to your upper body lifts
Add 5lb per training session to squat and deadlift (if the weight felt too easy that trainin session, you can double the amount of weight to add)

Eat more... if you want to be accurate, calculate your caloric maintenance and eat 250-350 calories more than that.

If your progress stalls, deload the weight by 10% and continue progressing from there (make sure you eat and sleep enough)

6 months later you should be big and stronk enough to start lifting like a bro.

Then you can laugh at 135lb twinks who call themselves a bull, even though you can strict OHP them for reps.

Also lifting helps stave off the crippling depression

>>7187806
Haha, what are your stats anon? I'm like somewhere above 6 feet and pretty skinny.

Wbu? And where from?

>>7187813
I guess 7 feet was an exaggeration because it's unrealistic. But I'm somewhat tall myself. I think as long as he was big and bulky I wouldn't care though.

Could be a 5'4'' manlet combat dwarf. As long as he was alpha on the streets, but my bottom bitch in the sheets, I wouldn't care.

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>>7188104
This is the correct solution

Phrak's greyskull is the ultimate beginner program, I think you should have left the AMRAP sets in, but i can see why one would not.

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>>7188104
I also need to find a gym pro bf who'd take me to the gym and teach me how to lift :D

>>7188353
>not being homegym masterrace
Enjoy paying the subscription jew all your shekels, when you could just buy a cheapo used bar and weights off craigslist (sometimes you find even better deals at craigslist - i found a 300lb weight set that included the bar and had grip plates - brand new for $200)

Just replace bench press with floor press, and squat with hip thrust (hip thrusts don't require spendy squat racks or squat stands, just a sturdy chair or similar)

But there are lots of pro-gym homos on /fit/ if you really want...

>>7188888
Dem quints
P.s. If you read the book starting strength, or watch form videos on jewtube you should be able to teach yourself..
To start you will be lifting bitch weight, so your form doesn't have to be impeccable

Alan thrall, athlean-x, starting strength youtube channels all have solid advice..

If you do decide to go to a normie gym, ignore 99% of the advice you receive from normie dudebros

>>7188353
>met qt dyel twink
>he's 6'3"
Gunna see if I can turn him into a monster.

We /fit/ now

https://bretcontreras.com/10-steps-to-the-perfect-hip-thrust/
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RMFHgVN_pcg
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm70ekicxSs(If you have no rack, you can glute bridge the weight into position - i floor press 260lb without a rack) also i did only floor press and had a lacking upper chest - if you find this to be the case for you try reverse grip
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MDuXuUg15mk (this video underrepresents the importance of vertical shin angle - but is pretty good, and that is more minutia than anything else)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k4WoLZbonns
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4xq3BsKTzYo
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd1xS8U3YLo Chin ups are easy, just keep your scapula retracted and depressed (retraction =trying to squeeze together, think of trying to hold a pencil in between tour shoulder blades. Depression = the opposite of a shrugging motion - try to put your shoulder blades in your back pocket

That is literally all the info you need to do the main lifts properly

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>>7188936
>6'3"
>twink

>>7188936
Just convince him that Dbol are multivitamins, and he should take 2-3 erry day

>>7188964
TALL PEOPLE ARE SUPERIOR IN EVERY WAY
manlets should never breed
they need to stop spreading their inferior genes ffs

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>>7188977
You took the /fit/ memes too seriously

You do know that manlet memes started as jelly lanklet jealousy, right?
Manlets can lift more because less ROM (easier to move a 405lb bar 2.5ft than 3ft)
Manlets get faster progress (lanklets, manlets, and normal height masterrace [6-6'2] all can grow .5lb muscle a week, but .5lb muscle on a manlet is more noticeable/impressive looking than .5lb on a larger frame)
And the manlet natty limit looks better (even with identical FFMIs) pic related is natty, and only looks as massive as he is because he is 5'5.. if he had this same level of musculature at 6ft, he would look more like eric helms (iirc they have roughly the same ffmi)

Manletposting started off as mostly ironic memery, then newfags like you started taking it seriously...
It stuck around because it is legitimately hilarious to trigger manlets.

>T. not a manlet

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>>7189041
Pic related is the non-manlet natty limit, decidedly less impressive

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>>7189041
>>7189050
i have never even looked at /fit/
i hate muscle
im just saying that tall people are superior, it has nothing to do with body building or masculinity
being a tall and skinny model is where it's at
no matter ur gender identity or sexuality
/mascgen/ is absolutely disgusting

holy shit first pic he looks like a leprechaun fucking lmao
second one if obviously so much more impressive

but whatever u like i dont care
im just stating my opinion very aggressively

>>7189099
>autism

>>7187773
We are all closeted or acting as homophobes