>want to buy a dildo >can't due to a multitude of

Can you buy a cucumber? Get the hardest and a condom and go to town

>>7146686
Ehh, not the same as using an actual toy

>>7146681
Why can't you?

>>7146949
Probably lives with room mates. I do, they accept that I'm gay and that I bottom, but I know I'd never hear the end of it if they saw a dildo delivered.

>>7146952
Literally all sex toy places have discreet packaging. Unless your roommates open your mail, in which case you have bigger issues.

>>7146991
I completely forgot that I could probably get discreet packaging. Why do I always forget these simple things...

>>7146681
I literally just bought the mini version of that dildo. 7/10 would recomend. My only problem is the base gets big really fast so it's not as good for pounding.

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>>7146681
I mean, tentacles are hot in hentai, but I doubt that shit would feel good inside me ですよね〜

>>7147004
All of them come with it STANDARD these days. Only shit places like amazon don't. Buy from a sex shop, and you're pretty much set. They don't charge for discreet typically. Doesn't mean it won't get fucked up by mail security though LMAO

Does BD have vibrating dildos besides their "lil'" ones? My last vibrator got crushed when I put it away apparently. I'm looking for something lengthy and firm/hard with appropriate girth; I'd appreciate non BD recommendations too.

>>7148762
Even amazon has discreet packaging though.
Then again I have prime and usually order multiple things so they'll usually put my dildo along with other stuff (headphones, pens, notebooks) in the same box.

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>you will never take this whole tentacle

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>>7148750
I bet you think the same about knots, bitchbaby.

These things feel damn amazing.

>>7151080
They are but not crazy bout the scalie side of it. Their tucker is a lot of fun.

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>>7151158
>that size
damn

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>>7151069
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>>7151329
I've got the medium, so it's more manageable, but you definitely feel it when it wants in