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Jigglypuff edition

• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• i hate myself more than anything or anyone else
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg

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I just ordered two of these.
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Is there any such thing as a lip reduction?
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>>7135701
what a strange looking chocolate bar
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>>7135705
that's what korra's parents said when she was born too
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#BUFFTHEPUFF
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>>7135705
It has a burst of cream filling
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>>7135704
you have nice lips tho
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>>7135694
>I can't cook much though lmao
I'm kinda limited by $$$ and cost of ingredients. I would probably give baking a shot otherwise
>I want friends, but there is nobody who is interested in being my friend locally because of age gaps and lack of common interests
I have a few friends, but I'm just really not interested in making new friends because I plan on going full-time within a year. :/
>I never liked the metroid games.
you need to have better taste in games or something

>>7135705
maeve, you're adorable
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i have girl lips
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>>7135701
what size is this. good choice. one for you mouth, or both for your butt?
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>>7135715
you have girl nim, desu
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>>7135718
no that's unfortunately not true :(
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>>7135698
idk i dont really feel like getting srs will make me more of a girl. I'm comfortable with how my body is downstairs and the only surgery I really wanna get is ffs. plus it's ridiculously expensive so that's an right huge factor as to why I don't want it and it's not some endgame goal I strive for so in my case why even bother? 99% of the people I see in everyday life do t even see what's in my pants anyway
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>>7135710
lol
Wouldn't that be "pressurized cream filling"?
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>>7135714
>maeve, you're adorable
she's simply too innocent for this world
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>>7135720
that's unfortunately not true
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>>7135701
>tfw ordered my very first dildo and am super nervous
It's cute I can't wait, I've never put anything in my bum besides fingers before.
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maeve is an anime hamster in real life and no one can convince me otherwise
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>>7135725
how many fingers can you fit?
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>>7135722
Yeah
It's delicious
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>>7135725
which one did you get? don't forget lube! you're going to be very happy I'm sure of it
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fucking boredom
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>>7135727
Three, but I normally do too. I can't really reach far enough to make anything happen though, just barely can touch my happy spot.

I am not very flexible.
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>>>/pol/95155182
Can I just have ONE evening where I don't get tricked into coming here? Jesus Christ.
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>>7135737
once you become a girl you'll have no need to come here
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>>7135737
assigned male is really really uncomfortable, ngl

>>7135734
>I am not very flexible.
me neither lol
I'm working on it though. Stretch daily!!
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>>7135737
/pol/ sama wanna have some of my little blue happy pills?
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>>7135743
>assigned male is really really uncomfortable, ngl
No wonder, this is the """""person""""" who draws them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsZBWIP104Y
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>>7135712
Everyone says that, maybe I'll keep them.
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anyone watching the world series?
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>>7135737
>J-just a quick lurk
>NO MORE

5 hrs later...
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>>7135730
This one! It's adorable, but maybe a little thick for a starter. I ordered a small buttplug too just in case.

And lube.
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i want to yaoi
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>>7135744
I don't want any of your fag tablets, sissy, I just want you to stop spreading your agenda on the non-tranny boards and forcing people to come here.
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>>7135752
Same
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>>7135746
Sophie Labelle passes more than me...
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>>7135725
>>7135701
I once bought a poorfag a dildo so she could ride that shit for me on cam.
Was p cash.
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This is why lesbians hate us.
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>>7135750
>tfw no cute pink dildo
: c
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>>7135734
>Stretch daily!!
ack, I mean
I know what you mean by that I just
o//////o just ignore me ok?

>>7135746
oh god
I knew it would be bad, but I didn't realize it would be that bad
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>>7135753
I bet you'd be less angry if you took some anti-androgens~
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>>7135759
there is nothing wrong with this
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>>7135754
no i really want to yaoi
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>>7135761
Leave /v/ alone. Your kind are not welcome in our virginposting.
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>>7135759
>tfw no gold star lesbian to get hooked on my girlcock
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>>7135763
>I know what you mean by that I just
>o//////o just ignore me ok?
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>tfw didnt eat or drink enough today so im tired and have a headache and just kind of out of it and im anxious and kari isnt around
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>>7135768
i didn't mean to leave my trip on
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>>7135765
Shaming and hating on lesbians who are uncomfortable with the fact that we have penises is just mean.

They're allowed to not like dicks.
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>>7135771
it is not too late to hydrate and get some food in your belly.
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>>7135764
Yeah, I think I'll stick to Tic-Tacs, thanks. For one, they don't turn you into a raging, dick-sucking homo, and for two, they leave your breath smelling minty fresh instead of like cum.
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>>7135768
>tfw no /v/irgin to play games with
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>>7135746
huh
didn't expect her to look/sound like that
>>7135755
ikr ._.
>>7135714
>>7135723
>>7135726
i'm an intimidating war machine
>>7135748
g-go cleveland
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>>7135775
I use tic-tacs after I suck my boyfriend's dick.
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>>7135775
They don't turn you into one if you aren't already a raging dick sucking homo
You're just afraid that you actually are one
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>>7135776
>tfw no cancerous tripfag tranny to [spoiler]cuddle with[/spoilers dont even work here]
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>>7135748
Is this the real rachel? I've been looking for mercury all day, when is she going to come online? Is she still yours, or can I have her?
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>>7135770
stoooop...

;___;
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>>7135780
>>7135776
yallr gay
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I just had an idea, instead of committing suicide I just need my penis to commit suicide
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Th- This one hit home a little too much.

Okay, I am sad now.
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>>7135784
Try looking at photos of yourself, always makes my penis commit suicide.
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>>7135785
>tfw you sperged out at her and she thinks you're weird now
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>>7135714
all you need to learn basic baking techniques are flour water and yeast anon, all of which are cheap. if you can add in eggs, butter, or sugar in any amount youve got the ingredients you need to make literally anything. everything beyond that only changes flavor, not technique, and all of those ingredients are very cheap.

>>7135776
pick a game off of /vg/ and play with them, some of the generals have really fun stuff
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>>7135785
>tfw no thigh gap ever because tiny man pelvis
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>>7135779
The pills change your hormones and shit. They turn you from a red-blooded male into a sissy whose butthole quivers at the mere thought of cock. I bet you used to be normal too.

Oh, and don't defile Yuno Gasai by posting her. Post one of the tranny-approved characters like Rei or that fagboy that everybody thought was a girl at first.
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>>7135693
I'm watching vro vs S2J. WESTBALLZ lost. :o
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>>7135780
so uhhh
maybe we can help each other out
>>7135790
yeah ive done that before
but /vg/ and /v/ are different breeds
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>>7135763
>oh god
>I knew it would be bad, but I didn't realize it would be that bad
i tried to contain my autism all night but holy shit please kill yourself or at least paralyze yourself so you can't type things online and I don't have to see your worthless comments
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tfw no nerdy and awkward /v/ bf
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>>7135793
how tall are you frog poster?
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>>7135773
It's one of those things where no one wins. It fucking sucks, I don't want a dick, I want a normal vagina. Lesbians who aren't into me because of it is just a really painful reminder. I think some transwomen blame lesbians for that pain, but it's really not their fault most of the time. I mean, sure, sometimes they're just transphobic, but wanting to know if you have a dick is pretty reasonable imo
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>>7135788
naw, I mean blood and seeing my own pelvis bones kinda dead
I just want my penis flip turned upside down.

(if you don't get the fresh prince joke then kill yourself)
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>>7135793
>that fagboy that everybody thought was a girl at first.

you mean this girl named faggo?

>>7135796
i suppose they would be, everybody ive known from /v/ gets angry at games
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>>7135797
damn, even for autism, that's pretty autistic.
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>>7135790
Stay away from /v/. You can have /vg/, since they're mostly underage memetard spammers who wouldn't know a constructive discussion if it cummed on their face.

>>7135801
Not that it's any of your business, but I'm usually around 68 or so inches tall when wearing shoes.
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>>7135796
We could but you're undoubtedly nowhere near me and would probably treat me just like every other girl does so no thanks.

>>7135805
You get angry about games not at games.
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>>7135793
This is 100% accurate
I used to be a red blooded big cocked lumberjack and now I'm a dickless turbobottom
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>>7135808
LOL

>an angry frog poster is a manlet

big shocker lmao
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>>7135803
Believe me, I know it sucks. I just really hate that we blame lesbians for it so much.

I'm the genetic fuck-up and the outlier, it's not lesbians' fault they don't like the type of genitals I have.
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>>7135721
Fetishists like this gross me out, I bet you have a huge dick and your boyfriend wants you to keep it
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test
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>>7135808
>under 6'
manlets, when will they lean?
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>>7135811
>you're undoubtedly nowhere near me
Well, where are you?
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>>7135808
>5'6
>WITH SHOES ON
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>>7135820
re-test
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>>7135819
niceme.me

>every transgirl ever should want srs

cool forcing your world view on people
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>>7135808
I want to laugh at your height but I'm actually really jealous.

>tfw 6'3"
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>>7135825
again...
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>>7135823
Batshit nowhere.
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>>7135805
No, the other famous one.

>>7135815
You can hide behind the sarcasm all you want, but that doesn't change your cock-craving nature or propensity for putting things up your butt.

>>7135817
5'7" isn't that short actually, it's within 1 standard deviation of average male height in most western countries, making my height unremarkable in any way (positive or negative).
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>>7135769
>Tfw dating a gold star lesbian
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>>7135829
http://desktopthread.com/tripcode.php
test tripcodes here
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>>7135835
I don't put stuff up my butt, I put it in my vagina
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>>7135830
Whoa, I'm actually super close to you.

I'm a lesbian though.
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>>7135830
Welp, you're in the wrong west. Come Midwest. To Chicago.
OH WELL
ANOTHER DAY
ANOTHER DAY WITHOUT A /V/ BF
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>>7135837
thank you :3
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>>7135835
>things manlets say

anything less than 6'0" is a manlet
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my parents are fighting
I'm lonely
I have lots of homework
and I don't pass

how is your night, /mtfg/?
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>>7135839
>I don't put stuff up my butt, I put it in my vagina
Whatever, I bet you do both.

>>7135844
Fortunately, I don't plan on being a basketball player, so my reasonably average height is no impediment to my future plans.
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Hello what is this "mtfg" thing?

Are you like girls who have something wrong with your vagines?

I have something wrong with my vagina, it doesn't seem to look like how other vaginas look.
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>>7135849
I cried a bit over the fact that there's nothing I can do to actually get comfortable in my life
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>>7135841
Good luck finding a gf that's accepting of your situation out here. Try not to get shot. Not sure if tranny panic is still an accepted self defense reason but I doubt that'd stop these people.

>>7135842
Expecting nothing pays off again.

See you weirdos later.
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>>7135849
my parents are long separated
i'm lonely
i didn't do homework when it mattered
and i'm a man

i hope things get better for everyone desu
me, you and all the rest
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>>7135849
i-it's going to be okay, snickercuteles
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>>7135854
>See you weirdos later.
That's what your mom.said when she left your family!
>Mfw
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>>7135826
>niceme.me
http://nicememe.website/
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>>7135862
http://nicememewebsite.website/
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>>7135849
Hugg snick
It'll be okay
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>>7135859
I'm not cute, my boymode is flawless
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>>7135824
sleep snug, smug
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>>7135862
>>7135865
Please no spam
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alright.
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>>7135854
Thanks /v/ anon.
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>tfw when you transition and just end up a socially inept girl
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>>7135867
>I'm not cute,
i've seen photographic evidence that proves otherwise

also, if your homework is on the subject of losers on the internet, i might be able to help you with that
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>tfw want srs, but insurance doesn't cover it.
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>>7135882
f l a w l e s s

this is how I looked at my family get-together tonight
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>>7135887
>jesus christ that fucking granny room
are you sure you don't already have a vagina?
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>>7135885
You could always DIY.
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>>7135885
get better insurance
also aren't you basically the same weight as sheen
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i just want a friend i can relate with
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>>7135889
....this is the dinning room
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>>7135889
You are not allowed to call anyone else a granny. I've seen you wear a floral print couch.
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>>7135897
i wanna get shot ded desu
idk why im depressed tonight
its weird af
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>>7135891
Hell no. I'll likely have Chet do it.

>>7135893
A little lighter, but different weight distribution. So, I need to loose a bunch of weight before SRS.

>>7135898
No, the bedroom. Need a stag?
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>>7135898
>dinning room
yikes, i'm so glad my dining room is fucking wall to wall album art, movie posters, and a literal wall of vinyl

>>7135901
yeah and I tossed all my floral shit
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>>7135907
I....live with my parents
I don't know what you expect
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>tfw

soon™
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>>7135887
>a photo of snickerdoodle not taken in a dimly lit room
also, you look kind of like my old history teacher, but about 3 decades younger than he was
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>>7135897
You have a girlfriend fuck off and leave us lonely people alone loser.
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>>7135912
move the fuck out so you can actually live in an environment you can choose
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>>7135913
>dear
why do I have a sneaking suspicion your bf is a 50 year old white guy?
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>basic posted that she was walking home alone and drunk late at night over 3 hours ago
>nothing since
she was so young
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>>7135902
sometimes if you're bored it just spirals into sad thoughts
maybe that's why idk
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>>7135902
i'm hella depressed tonight too. i don't know what it is. i cried for the first time in forever last night
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>>7135914
I can't tell if that is a compliment....or if I should take it as one
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>tfw arguing about trannies with /pol/
why are they all so permanently angry and stupid? half of them can't even read properly.
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>>7135897
iktf
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unsee.cc
/bemanuri/

i love being beautiful and passing
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>>7135920
she probably just got abducted and raped
some dick will do her good
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>>7135897
We can always talk about stuff, but that's juat e-friends. Do you still skype?
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>>7135920
she's drunk, she probably dug into some food or took a shower or passed out or something.
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>>7135918
im the one that started calling him that lol. but yeah he is white and no he's barley in his 30s
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>>7135927
>unsee.cc
>/bemanuri/

3hip5me
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>>7135923
>I can't tell if that is a compliment....or if I should take it as one
of course, it means you look smart

or if you're referring to the other part, it's just rare to see photos of you not taken in a dark room
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>>7135930
>>7135922
Which one is the real one
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>>7135922
Why are you sad? Do you have anyone to talk to?
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>>7135935
but he is a man
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>>7135936
One is mobile.
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>>7135924
>why are they all so permanently angry and stupid? half of them can't even read properly.
You stop that.

You're the ones who struggle to understand some simple, basic truths. Why are you even on /pol/ anyway?
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>>7135944
Which is which
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>>7135948
Little r is mobile.
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do i pass
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Does anyone else have a problem where when you sit down to pee it won't all come out

I always have to go again like 2 minutes after or it leaks and yes I am wiping it clean and trying to squeeze it out but that doesn't help

If I stand up I don't have this problem idgi
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>>7135936
both, i left one of the pound signs off and fixed it.

>>7135940
not really. i have my housemate but she's not home and we still don't know each other too well.
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feeling suicidal is something i haven't felt in weeks
rn i kinda wanna forget and die
but like
idk its
so fucking weird
i dont wanna die but i wanna disappear
nothing happened
everything is going well
ive been really happy
but now this feeling just
*pops up*
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>>7135953
Yeah but you look like a bitch.
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>>7135946
>You're the ones who struggle to understand some simple, basic truths.
>le trans people need to realize they'll never be real girls meme
fucking lol, this one genuinely frustrates me with how stupid it is.
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>>7135943
well, my sister is a woman, but i still kind of look like her
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>>7135956
i know this feeling.
>>
>>7135958
>the truth is frustrating
>>
>>7135960
I guess that's true :/
>>
>>7135963
like i am happy in general
i occupy myself with fun stuff
but im overwhelmingly sad
and kinda wanna cut even tho i haven't in a while
god
this sucks
>>
>>7135953
fat cis woman
forehead says your not trans at all
>>
>>7135918
>Notbwanting a 50 yo white bf.
Pleb taste yo
>>
https://unsee.cc
/masozire/
r8 this tummy
>>
>>7135971
jelly/10
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>>7135968
this
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Whoo it's Halloween and shiet
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>>7135964
>actually thinking any trans woman doesn't realize she'll never be a genetic girl
>actually thinking that is even remotely the point of a transition
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>>7135971
Want to lick/10
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>>7135781
Please fuck off
.....or turn on your trip?
It weirds me out when I search my name and see people "looking for me".

>>7135897
>>7135922
Are you okay? Will you be okay? Do you want me to watch the baseball game with you? Should I stop caring?
>>
>>7135968
is it close enough though? lol
i'm going as a tranny for halloween
>>
how to meet gf??
>>
>>7135974
What on earth are those things you're wearing on your lower legs?
>>
>>7135966
i mean that's depression for ya
you said it yourself, everything's going well, don't go cutting yourself..
this feeling will pass and you can be happy once more
>>
>>7135974
>those lil lanlan toes
:o
>>
>>7135980
I ask myself this every day.
>>
>>7135975
You should make an FAQ on /pol/ to clear it all up, instead of just making covert tranny threads all the time.
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>>7135974
think I just cracked a tooth from clenching my jaw in envy
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>>7135980
Slide in the Dms of an Instagram hoe
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>>7135974
>tfw you will never look like this because of your huge hon toilets
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>>7135988
It wasn't my thread lol, just went in and saw somebody yet again thinking they're dispelling wisdom by saying "You still have Y chromosomes."

Can't help but point out how stupid they are.
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>>7135981
Leg fuzziesss

>>7135985
D:

>>7135989
You should go as a girl for halloween tho
>>
>>7135994
>toilets
I mean shoulders. Watching Bob's Burgers right now... It's about toilets.
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>Tfw I bought a new Xbox and get beat in all the shooter games
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Guess who's back?
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>>7135977
honestly, idek. i mean, i'll be fine, i just feel like i'm in a really shitty place right now.

everyone should stop caring about me desu.
>>
>>7135983
eh i guess
i just want booze
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how do i look like this asap
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>>7136000
Adolf Hitler?
>>
>>7135999
are you going to wear a dress for halloween bro?
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>>7136000
>an australian returns from watching a movie
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everyone in this general needs to stop being so cute
or I'll shoot
>>
>>7136003
this is making me tremble
i want
to look like that
so fucking bad
>>
>>7136000
Is it best girl? Why yes it is.
>>
>>7135997
>You should go as a girl for halloween tho
go where? I said it before I literally have no friends
>>
>>7136003
expensive surgeries will get you part of the way there
>>7136002
sobriety is a virtue
>>
>>7136004
Er ist wieder da

>>7136006
Hi Anon, I missed you

>>7136007
I don't negotiate with terrorists

>>7136009
Me? Best girl? Woah <3
>>
>>7135995
Hey, don't hate it just because it's a truth bomb. You still do have Y chromosomes.
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i have a confession to make, /mtfg/.
as per the graduation prerequisites, i'm in women's studies.
& that's not all.
throughout the course, i've been feeling as though the discussion of feminist ideas is more honest & competent than on tumblr or "mtv braless" & "ff"
>>
>>7136001
):
Okay well, I DO care, idk.
if you need me/want me, I do exist; tell me if/when I can help and I will!!.

You sound about as depressed as I usually am; I'm sorry bb ; ◠ ;
>>
>>7136007
But Snick Snicks is adorable??? Like highest tier girl!
>>
>>7136007
I could post my face to make you feel really good about yourself but then I'd cry for the next few hours.

I'm sorry I'm so selfish.
>>
>>7136016
i'm sorry it never worked. i'm sorry i never let it work
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>>7136014
>Actually thinking a basic truth everyone understands is a "truth bomb"
>Still not understanding the point of a transition
And this is why you are stupid.
>>
>>7136014
I don't ^-^
>>
So when people are talking about shoulder width are they measuring the bony part, the bicromal, or however it's spelled, width Or do they include the soft tissues too?
I thought mine were wide at 17", including the soft tissue, but apparently that's about common. And I'm at about 15" measuring the bicromal. Which is just over the female average.

I guess I always thought I had super wide shoulders but I guess I have almost average shoulders and super narrow hips.
>>
>>7136008
you look better tho
>>
>>7136007
>tfw snickerdoodle is so cute that if she killed herself, the world would suddenly get 8% less cute instantly
>>
>>7136005
That would be a good prank, but I don't think I'm ready for a dress
>>
>>7136027
There are two shoulder measurements people talk about.
Biacromial, what you are talking about, and all the way around end to end.
>>
>>7136029
no i fuckign dont
she is
literally perf
im only
cute
im not perfect
shes impossibly beautiful
i want to cry
>>
>>7136007
I could post a pic of me to make u feel better
I'm definitely not cute
>>7136003
Be reborn a cis grill
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tfw can't self med in Canada

think my college will pay for hrt? i have a health plan there that covers scripts but id on't know if hrt applies since it's like, optional.
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>>7136034
its just a prank bro
you could also walk around eating a popsicle or corn dog or banana
>>
>>7136038
This is how I feel when looking at cute people ._.7
>>
>>7136049
oh my god
im actually
so sorry sorry
ive never known this feeling
i want to rip my skin off
>>
>>7136031
8% is an understatement. Try more like 40%.
>>
>>7136049
its how I feel looking at everyone in this thread
being a hon is hard
>>
I literally want to see all my blood pooled around me. I have xanax but it makes me drowzee and I have work soon. help
>>
>>7136052
no need to hugbox, anon. let's not forget that people like isla and smiles exist.
>>
>>7136046
i think maybe look for a doctor who would diagnose you w/ an "endocrine disorder in mtf patient"?
that's what i got.
i don't pay a single penny for my skittles
>>
>>7136024
Uhhhh......
.....Idk what to say to that...........like, Even if we're not girlfriends I do care about you, so I would help you anyway bc that's just the kind of person I am, idk...so I mean...
Yeah idkman

Idk, you should figure out how to let it work so we can do that. Invite me to come stay with you around thanksgiving or Pearl Harbor day or something.
In any case, appreciate the apology I think.
>>
Hi, I'm still living at home because fuck me
I'm planning to come out as mtf to my dad next week
Back when I was a kid a family friend had a child transition ftm, something I only realized recently, and my dad seemed to not have any issue with it (at least not vocally)
I'm not scared of getting kicked out or anything, but I want to test the waters before I have a full discussion
What would be a good way to bring up transgender as a topic without just coming out right away? I want to see how things go tomorrow and spend the rest of the week getting myself prepared.
>>
I hate you. Tell me how you're depressed, how hard it is to look in the mirror. Take your pills. I fucking hate you though. I don't respect any of it. It's so unimpressive. No wonder you want to be consumed.
>>
<<< I wish I was here
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I wish there was a way to find trans women at my college who are also 4channers. I don't want anything to do with Toronto-brand trannies.
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>>7136055
wear a bra to work, put your hair in a ponytail and start using your girlvoice
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>>7136054
Here's me like... 2 weeks HRT?
You can make fun of my broken nose and jaw if you want.
Nearly 4 months later and I look no different.
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>>7136052
>>7136031
>>7136056
........
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>>7136051
You've never felt like this? I feel like this all the time eks dee

>>7136054
Ikr
Why do you think I shit post?
>>
Reminder you're all beautiful and I adore you all.
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Goodnight, you dumb trannies. This isn't over by a long shot.

Enjoy your little Halloween raves. Let's hope Basic makes it back in one piece.
>>
>>7136066
I have been wearing my sports bra to work for the past 3 nights, all it does is hide them. Plus If I went to work anymore feminine they would all laugh at me
>>
>>7136064
>Wanting to meet 4chan trannies irl
Wtf is wrong with you
>>
>>7136058
I'm going to look into therapy there so I guess that'd be the best way to find out, after all the only thing I can really talk to a therapist about is my dysphoria. On account if it being the only thing I ever think about.
>>
>>7136060
Bring up TV shows with trans characters.
>>
>>7136068
How'd you break your face?
>>
>>7136064
i think there are hardly any trannies @ my university.
the ones i have come across were very easy to clock
>>
>>7136072
You're a liar. You should be ashamed.
>>
>>7136081
"gay" bashers.
>>
>>7136072
Kek
>>
>>7136088
this is why I never go out unless its absolutely necessary
>>
Snickerdoodle killed herself last night

and also got ice cream at the store because she's fat
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>>7136076
A lot, want a list? But I also don't have any trans friends or even female friends that could help me through a transition. It would be nice, but generally I identify more with trannies from 4chan because we are all free to be shitty people who also happen to be trans.

>>7136082
I haven't been able to clock a single trans person at my college. There's someone who looks like a hideous tranny but everyone says is not.

I'm sure there's plenty I just don't see, of course.
>>
>>7136092
Emily killed herself tomorrow
She OD'd on shitposting
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>>7136074
we don't have raves in reno.
i miss the raver scene in las vegas.
i miss wearing candy.
all we have here in reno is burners.
i fucking hate burners
>>
Anon killed himself today.
>>
Umm i'm getting no (you)s today.
So, you guess my humour and stuff is not in demand today?

Is it because I came out as lesbean?

Has Sass's schticknbecome old and stale?

Maybe it's just that literally nobody knows who the fuck I am...
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>>7136064
>tfw trans person from art school a couple miles from my college posted on the colleges thread
>tfw the OP deleted the thread before I could get their contact info
None of the mtfs or ftms here seem like the kind of people that go on 4chan, even though a ton of people at this school post on 4chan
>>7136072
T-thanks
>>
>>7136068
your nose looks fine
also hrt takes at least 6 months for you to notice changes

>>7136070
you arent a hon
thats what pisses me off
you cute young passers who think that your dysphoria is reality
>>
>>7136098
(U)
>>
kayla's going to "accidentally" fall in the trash compactor at work and die tonight

then I can wake up in a hospital tomorrow morning having just been reborn as a cis girl to wealthy well adjusted parents
>>
>>7136098
I've not really been paying attention to the thread, here's a (you) though.
>>
>>7136100
I don't pass
>>
>>7136068
I sort of see what you're talking about with your jaw but your nose is fine and with surgery you'll probably be qt.

Shoulders are kinda wide but not really.

Now let the real hons wallow in self pity.
>>
>>7136101
<3 I'm glad u never went away
>>
>>7136094
tfw no way to do a /mtfg/ zeemap without it being filled with chasers.
>>
>>7136109
I'm always here
Mostly
>>
>>7136075
They are laughing at you because you are still trying to hide it. Be a "man" and just be your feminine self.
>>
>>7136110
why not just do one anyway? very few chasers actually stay here and hang out here long enough
>>
>>7136087
I am not a liar young lady.
>>7136089
I mean it Emily!
>>7136099
Anytime, I gotta do all I can to help.
>>
>>7136075
they call you kiki for fucks sake because they all think you're a girl
your manager told you to use the ladies
you have posted several times your natural speaking voice now and how its half way between your girl voice and your old guy voice


stop being a retard and boymoding for no reasaon
>>
>>7136116
Lol
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/11535179

http://www.strawpoll.me/11535179

http://www.strawpoll.me/11535179
>>
>>7136112
coming out in public can be scary.
i'm only going to do that 1ce i'm out to my family,
& i'm hoping to keep this from them for as long as i can manage
>>
>>7136094
Maybe consider participating in some LGBT events on campus a lot of them will be normie and tumblr trans but there's a good chance there will also be a rare few 4chan trans girls
>>
>>7136098
Hey

It's okay to be gay

>>7136113
That is a falsehood
>>
So I came out to my mother, my partner and my friends as having identified as a female since childhood now that my abusive father is out of the picture.

I was expecting to be disowned and immediately ostracised. Turns out everyone had their suspicious and wanted to wait until I was comfortable making the leap for myself.

Is twenty one two late to try and transition? Every day since being honest about myself has been a little better and better and now that I have support I guess there's no better time?
>>
>>7136111
Why does i get no mtfg love?
>>
This is Snickerdoodle's mom
I guess you were his friends.
I just wanted to tell you he is gone and most definitely not cute
>>
>>7136128
Post breasts.
>>
>>7136121
he isnt on hrt
he never was on hrt
he is a manlet jew boy chaser tricking trannies into transbian relationships by keeping his hair long
>>
>>7136117
I have a beard because I am going in for electrolysis tomorrow
>>
>>7136128
F
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I got my Halloween costume ready.


>>7136127
Mtfg is being incredibly rude
>>
>at the clinic to get mones for the first time
>go to pay for them with my debit card
>something goes wrong and a receipt prints out saying "TRANS DECLINED"
>start uncontrollably crying and run home
>tfw the debit card reader wants me to be male
>>
S U R V E Y

I'm wondering what you people get on this
http://www.5lovelanguages.com/profile/singles/
>>7136126
It's never too late to become your ideal self
>>
>>7136125
You are awesome. I always tell u that! I owe you tacos an beers because u awesome!
>>
>>7136128
wait, what's going on?
>were
>gone
i hope this is a joke,
you're making it sounds like she's dead
>>
>>7136132
so?
they have it figured out
despite your beard you were told to use the ladies
stop making life hard on yourself
>>
>>7136118
Its true! Don't laugh to me young lady.
>>
>>7136138
>Gender
*sweats*
>>
>>7136142
Well you have no evidence backing it up
>>
>>7136140
sorry
I'm not dead
just shitposting
>>
>>7136126
21 isn't bad at all
go for it
>>
>tfw I thought my piss was a bit dull.
I forgot to take my 9pm pills. One has an excess of B2 in it so my piss is bright yellow.

>>7136123
Yes it can. I'm very familiar with the feelings. Something about going through them myself.

>>7136126
Never to late to start. It just gets more expensive the longer you wait.
>>
A new controversial surgery is unveiled that could cause hip growth by breaking your pelvis and allowing it to mend on HRT.

Do you try it?
>>
>>7136131
You can't be this stupid. You think I got breast implants that look that shitty despite big? And just to chase? Lmao.
>>
>>7136141
My facial hair is transparent now but still im not going fulltime till its gone. The person who does my electrolysis said she thinks only 9 more sessions to go. I booked a double session for tomorrow and im booking another for Wednesday. 2 double sessions a week rocks
>>
>>7136154
Fuck the hell yes. Worst case scenario I get cripple sympathy, best case scenario I'm sexy.
>>
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>>7136155
stop chasing me nerd
>>
>>7136154
sure I guess
>>
>>7136126
It would've been better starting earlier but there's no better time to start than now it's not like your feelings are ever gonna go away so you might as well do something about them :)
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>>7136138
It's worth mentioning that every answer is a hypothetical because I've never had somebody who really loved me and hugged me and bought gifts for me and spent time with me and cared for me.
>>
>>7136158
Grow a dick faggot, how am I supposed to get it up with that disgusting vaginer there
>>
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>>7136138
>>
>>7136154
without hesitation
my body feels like a lost cause at the moment
>>
>>7136161
>>7136168
Close!
>>
>>7136138
>http://www.5lovelanguages.com/profile/singles/
>>
>>7136131
oh, funnier part, tee-hee

it's really easy to tell if someone is on hrt or not by the two year mark, so if I really wasn't trips I've met would have called me out by now.

Don't worry, someday you'll experience it for yourself, sweety.
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>>7136138
>>
>>7136139
今現実の事実はSum nilhilだ。

I appreciate the thought though--.
I want tacos right now but I've eaten far too much already
>>7136154
I'm not a doctor but that sounds incorrect
>>
>>7136155
>>7136175
its okay to admit that you have been exposed you know
>>
>>7136154
I really just need my ribs reduced in size 6 to 10 inches. My shoulders aren't even wide enough for the set I have.
>>
>>7136182
just lose weight
>>
>>7136161
Same desu.....
Iirc there was an option if you were single but idk if it is still there
>>
>>7136157
>>7136159
>>7136169
>>7136178
>>7136182
The results are in. 3 in 5 trannies are stupid.
>>
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>>7136138
AKA I'm needy
>>
>>7136146
Why can't I just know in my head that you are?
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>>7136138
I did not relate to any of these questions, but i wanted all those gifts.

>>7136167
Awhh dang :(
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>>7136188
>>
>>7136186
That was the version for singles that you linked.
>http://www.5lovelanguages.com/profile/singles/

Doesn't mean it's for people who have always been single and never had close friends...
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>>7136138
>>
>>7136189
we are v similar
>>
>>7136190
Because that is not reason to believe so.
>>
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>>7136173
Hmm
>>7136189
Actually most people in the thread have Quality time as their primary or secondary language, and while you may be needy(idk you) I don't think that the desire for quality time should be necessarily equated with neediness.

Or maybe everyone is needy. Idk. I haven't finished the book yet actually
>>
>>7136177
11 physical touch
7 quality time
7 words of affirmation
5 acts of service
0 receiving gifts
>>
>>7136193
I actually thought you would have gifts first desu
>>
>>7136200
I need constant attention and validation
>>
>>7136199
You act cute and nice, and you're hurt and I want to help you feel better, that is reason enough.
>>
>>7136156
Someone compared you to me in that selfies thread so that makes 3 people ive been compared too all mtf

dont worry tho I'm a boy and have no desire to look like a woman I was really offended people keep saying I'm mtf and comparing me to other trannies

You should correct them cause it's annoying.
>>
>>7136202
I tried to get it, i don't know how it was not first
lmao
>>
to live is to be cute. to die is to forever accept ugliness.
>>
>>7136205
Okay then
>>
>>7136200
hmm what?? what do you see in my thing?
>>
i am an ugly man with a bad personality lol
>>
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>tfw growing boobs
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>>7136138

Here you go
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>>7136138
What do I win?
>>
>>7136196
Aside from several brief weeks once or twice, I have essentially always been single, and the closest friends I have had either didn't really know me, because I didn't trust them and thought they were stupid and was mainly using them; or live in on the other side of the country, have never met in person, and still probably don't know me all that well, because either I don't trust them, or they're so like me that I'm reluctant to give them too much ammo to use against me should our friendship go south
So

Tl;dr iktf
;---;
It's okay though p-people are j-just pawns anyway right-???
>>
>>7136217
I feel mine growing right now
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>>7136217
very, very slowly
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>>7136224

Mine are pretty calm.
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>>7136138
late but here's mine
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>>7136207
Lmao
>>7136210
Oh idk
It's interesting to me that you got a 0 on the gifts I guess. I think I was more enamored with the numerical breakdown bc numerology bullshit....
Idk
What do you make of mine-?
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What is this for? Hooking up?
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>>7136226

Gives ya plenty of time to get used to them!
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i'm thinking about going to the university's sex positivity club/seminar thing
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>>7136181
Homie, that's not how you troll. When somebody utterly shuts down your point you have to reframe and come up with another vector of attack. Just pretending it doesn't happen makes the trolling too obvious.

Ah, what would you poor troll kids do without my guidance

I do more in depth consulting for a reasonable fee, let me know if you're interested.
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I wanted to be apart of this too, even though no one cares.
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Does anyone else think quid might actually be a squid?
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>>7136238
anons are important too! hugg anon
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>>7136232
It's bc I wanted to know if most people valued quality time above anything else, and for the most part quality time is the most important thing for people in a relationship.
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>>7136178
>I'm not a doctor but that sounds incorrect
I agree. A resetting of the growth phase would be needed.

>>7136185
Not enough fat and muscle over my ribs to make much of a difference.
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How to make friends?
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>>7136243
if you weigh close to sheen then yes
yes there is
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>>7136238
I care anon, your opinion is important; and I appreciate you taking the time to reply
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>>7136238
Anon is pure
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>>7136239
Quid the squid. It all makes sense now.
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>>7136239
no.
i think she might be a £1 note
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>>7136239
I didn't notice anything squid like.
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>>7136181
>Tfw you get your ass handed by quid
On a silver platter!
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I need attention and they aren't giving it to meeeeeeee
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>>7136241
I do not deserve hugs.
>>7136246
No it isn't D: But I guess I did get a better response than I imagined.
>>7136247
I am lonely not pure!
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put bleach in my milkshake ^w^
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>>7136250
what the fuck is a £1 note?
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>>7136242
Oh!
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What are good hobbies that are neither AGP nor masculine as fuck?
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>>7136253
woah, i legitimately though you might be dead, b/c of that last post.
don't do that :(
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>>7136256
A quid.
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>>7136138

>>7136154
*snaps* *gunfingers* yes
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>>7136256
1 pound.
quid.
are you really not familiar w/ british vernacular?
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>>7136263
I LOVE BEEP!
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>>7136251

Well, for one, her tentacles have way more suckers than a normal human.
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>>7136260
sorry
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>>7136255
Same
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>>7136264
>>7136250

ohhhh lmao
good one アリーネス
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>>7136138
6 words of affirmation
7 quality time
4 receiving gifts
6 acts of service
7 physical touch

>>7136245
My fat is on my belly, and thighs now. Not over my ribs. I have a very large rib cage with 7 liter capacity lungs in it.
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>2 weeks since I last showered
I'm sorry
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>>7136258
playing an instrument
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>>7136265
uguu ~*~~<3
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>watch scary stuff
>no nep to protect you
tfw
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>>7136138
Your Scores

8 Quality Time
7 Acts of Service
6 Words of Affirmation
5 Receiving Gifts
4 Physical Touch

This test is set up very poorly, it should ask you to rate each statement instead of making it so you have to pick one or the other. Physical affection is extremely extremely important to me, definitely more than gifts.

The only way that could work is if they asked you to judge pairings for every single combination, which would obviously take way to long.
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>tfw watching guys play gta5 and looking up r34 on my phone
L-livin the life
>>7136273
Please shower, anon ;~;
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>>7136258
sewing. painting. exercise. feeding birds so they elect you their queen
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>>7136220
Yeah, I've only had a couple girlfriends in my time. None lasted more than a month and none of them actually like knew me. They didn't know I was trans, we barely spent any time together, never went past kissing except one time I got a blowjob I couldn't even stay hard for while my gf talked about how much better her old bf was. I always felt out of place with my small group of friends, didn't get invited places and they all stopped talking to me.

Only had one friend I ever admitted to being trans to, lasted a couple months before she stopped talking to me too.

Basically have nobody to talk to now. It's been my fault the whole time but that doesn't make me feel any better.
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>>7136138
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>>7136285
Oh, and the kicker is that I don't even like girls and vaginas gross me out.
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>>7136244
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>>7136239
>>7136249
UHHH

UHHHH

^=^;;;;;;;;;;

>>7136250
Why not both?

>>7136252
Heh. Trolls these days are so much weaker.

>>7136267
HEY! Only some of them do, not all ten!

Wait, I mean
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>>7136279
*too
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>>7136293
>not all ten
Confirmed squid/marine biologist. The average human doesn't know how many tentacles a squid has.
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Whatever you meanies, tentacles are WAY better for cuddling
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I guess i don't have it so bad. A job that promoted me in a month, bi weekly electrolysis, cheap as fuck rent, super chill roomie, boobs, getting srs... could be worse
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>>7136296
;~;
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>>7136138
11 Physical Touch
8 Quality Time
6 Acts of Service
5 Words of Affirmation
0 Receiving Gifts
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>>7136299
Yeah that sounds very nice, and you're getting srs when did this happen?!
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>>7136264
I am british there are no £1 notes. just coins.
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>>7136299
that's the spirit ^^
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I'm in an absolute state of shock
help
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>>7136305
I got approved on Friday, they want me to go to 3 meetings with 2 shrinks at the same time so i get my 2 letters of conformation and then i get a surgery date. Also my surgeon doesn't have a long wait list.
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>>7136272
>>7136279
I wonder what it says when one has more balanced scores?
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>>7136314
NICE congratulations :)
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>>7136312
tell us whats wrong
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>>7136315
Sorry, already closed it, and I'm guessing it doesn't do the same combinations so I'd prolly get totally different results
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>>7136318
Thanx

Well time to clock in at work, laters mtfg
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>>7136299
how long have you been on hrt, kayla? happy to see things are finally going well for you.
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>>7136320
after like 5 months of being some totally different person I'm me again and I have no idea what just happened to me
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>>7136323
2 years in January
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>>7136324
drugs?
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>>7136244
>>7136291
i dont want to spend my whole life alone
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>>7136138
10 Quality Time
9 Physical Touch
6 Words of Affirmation
4 Acts of Service
1 Receiving Gifts

Very lonely rn
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>>7136321
They have it as a PDF file to manually score. Also the combinations have to stay the same to have any meaningfulness.
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>>7136328
Same.
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>>7136328
Talk to people. Almost literally anywhere.
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monsters aren't real
monsters aren't real
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>>7136328
That's a pretty difficult question if I know nothing about you.

Go out and find hobby groups for things you like
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>>7136335
>look in the mirror
ya they are real
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>>7136335
Correct. What's got you upset Snick?
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>>7136328
Meetup.com is great for this.
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>>7136327
I guess a little but the only drug I've been on in the last like 2 months is lamotrigine
actually that probably explains a lot

I feel like I just went to bed one day in may then just woke up in hospital today and for the whole time in between someone else entirely was in control of my life and it's an incredibly unsettling feeling
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>>7136338
ouch....but true
wait...youre talking about me, righr?
>>7136340
watching film theories about horror movies
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>>7136347
>wait...youre talking about me, righr?
I was talking about me. :(
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>>7136334
Everyone already has friends and nobody seems to want more.

>>7136336
I'm a tranny and I hate myself and I am ugly as fuck. I can play the piano. I enjoy anime and video games but have no money so I don't play video games much.
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>>7136298

Not like there's anything wrong with being a squid, dear.
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>>7136346
sounds kinda like ego death
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is it bad that i've turned to drugs and alcohol to escape reality
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I wish I was drunk.
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>>7136359
as somebody who only drinks water and tea, and never does drugs

no

you have it better
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>>7136359
no those are some of the best ways to escape reality
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>>7136361
>>7136362
Absolute nutters, i love you
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my family revealed that they don't give a shit about me and that they are just trying to spare their own feelings, as a result I have been crying solidly the past hour
So I'm moving my suicide forward to the 8th of Nov, shaving my head and leaving a note that reads "this is what you wanted"

goodbye mtfg
sheen##a hat on a cat
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>>7136361
I drink only water and green tea and drugs scare me to death. Wanna be tea pals?
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>>7136366
don't kill yourself to get back at them
show them that you're capable of being a better person than they are
show them that you're capable of being a functional human being
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>>7136366
>goodbye mtfg
>sheen##a hat on a cat
how many times have you done this now? just give up on the suicide bullshit because you're never going to do it and focus on trying to find whatever happiness you can.
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>>7136362
i prefer psychedelics.
every time i take lsa, it's like a fresh start.
i think i might have time for it in a couple of weeks

crap, i just remembered that it's almost been 5 months since i started hrt
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>>7136366
this >>7136371 or kill them to get back at them
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>>7136350
nonsense
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>>7136368
Yes, but I still have 2.2 litres of water to drink today before it's tea time!
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>>7136373
>tfw you're not cool enough or smart enough to score LSD
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>>7136361
>tea
>not a drug
HA
>>7136366
why do you give a shit about what your retard family thinks?
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>>7136366
sheen no
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>>7136380
lsa is the next best thing.
shrooms are much better though
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>>7136381
>tea
>not a drug
Well, no hard drugs or shit like that.

But mostly waaaaaaaaaaater.
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>>7136384
Nah i prefer coke
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Just shake the bad thoughts away, /mtfg/

you'll feel better
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>>7136388
Can I hug you till the bad thoughts are gone?
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as they would say
MY SIDES ARE IN FUCKING ORBIT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6OQGvBBkxc
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i think i want to see my friends tomorrow.
i could use some company.
i'm gonna give them a call real quick
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>>7136389
sure
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>>7136390
i'm having a giggle
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>>7136366
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>>7136380
imagine making a whole pizza but you can only eat one slice because its kicked in and eating is too foreign to do. then start a game but youre too high to play so you just keep the title screen on for 6 hours as you lay in bed sweating profusely from the coming up sickness. after all of time or maybe none of it at all has passed you suddenly feel weightless and beautiful piano music from your headphones fills your entire body and the lights from the game you left on are changing the glow of your room and makes you feel like youre floating through a galaxy. you remember youre human, you make mistakes and its safe to admit to yourself all the things that are wrong with you and you let yourself cry.
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>>7136385
same desu. my rooms littered with empty water bottles. i get lots of teas from teavana. idk theyre kinda cool. sodas ok sometimes but its really syrupy.
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>>7136404
can I just ask random black people on the street if they know a drug dealer
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i can't tell what i'm feeling right now.
i don't know whether i feel bad about liking myself or good about hating myself
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>>7136409
You can. I would not.
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>>7136409
just look up concert venues near you and see when psychedelic bands are playing. you dont have to go to the show, just the line to it.
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What's really in Antarctica? What are you hiding?
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>>7136359
i mean if you're asking for my opinion then no
>>7136366
thats stupid.
>>7136417
seriously?
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>>7136408
I bought a big ol' water jug at walmart and just use that to fill up my glass throughout the day. it's half a litre, i drink two jugs worth per day.
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>>7136417
soon, not ice.
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>>7136424
I just use a very nice tall glass cup that I refill everytime I get up, I am a water pleb it seems.
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>>7136424
I filter tap water into one of those jugs because I'm poor.
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>>7136424
o damn. i need to get back into drinking a lot like that. really does help your skin.
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>>7136430
Oh, mine is just filtered tapwater too. That's not poor, it's just smart. I have a brita filter in the fridge that I refill the jug from.

Unfiltered tap water tastes grody.

>>7136433
Feels great too, being super hydrated.
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>>7136424
>it's half a litre
meant half a gallon lol

half a litre is nothing i pound that in a second.

>>7136433
get a big bottle like mine, was $3 at walmart, makes it really easy to drink more because you don't have to keep getting up every time you need to refill.
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can i be a tranny and also a chaser
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tfw no chaser to buy you this measly $150 lightning cosplay outfit in exchange for a couple cute and rare butt pics
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>>7136447
ya its what i am xd totes bro
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>>7136447
Yes. In fact, many chasers undergo transition to get tranny butt.
Quid, for example.
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>>7136447
yeah
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>>7136449
i didn't know that
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>>7136448
Just be their girlfriend, fall in love with him. Get him to get a join bank with you, get him to buy you the outfit under a mutual agreement, get fucked in said outfit, and then leave him as you got exactly what you wanted.
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>>7136457
it was a joke :/
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>>7136447
Yes, it's not uncommon for people to become chasers becuase they are actually trans themself and just want to live vicariously though transitioning girls, but when they realize it's not enough for them they themselves transition
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>>7136460
there i go, being gullible again
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tfw no chaser to buy you this measly $150 motoko kusanagi cosplay outfit in exchange for a couple billion blowjobs
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>>7136447
yes geeze
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>tfw no chaser to love you in exchange for your body, mind, and soul
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>>7136467
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tfw no chaser who will shit in a half eaten jar of mayo, stir it all together, then spit feed you the shitmayo until it's all gone
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>>7136464
i did something like that
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>>7136464
>>7136467
I am willing to accept both of these exchanges.
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>>7136468
cool.
aquabats
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i love my girlfriend
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>>7136474
You won't love me though. I'm hideous and abrasive and probably somehow measurably less than human.
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>>7136477
I dont have a girlfriend!
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>>7136478
ill love you with all my heart if you live in the bay area
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>>7136478
I've got a ton of love to give, Im sure I would love you with all my heart.
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someone protect me from scary stuff
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If I threw up everything in my tummy and completely emptied my bowels so I had nothing left in my digestive system

then ate isla' poop

would my next poop technically be islas poop coming out of my butt?
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>>7136464
Link?
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My bf (who is alergic to dust) got draged off by his mom to help clean her apartment
Now he cant stop coughing
>:c
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to tbhonest
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>>7136488
lol
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>>7136485
>>7136485
tae fohk
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>>7136480
I'd give it a shot if you weren't nearly three thousand miles away from me.

>>7136483
I don't think you would. I think you'd get bored of me once you found out sex wasn't that much better than masturbating.
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don't take ny quil with xanax i feel horrible
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>>7136484
hop in my bed and get under my covers it's a safe zone from the scary stuff
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Why do trannies like Ghost in the Shell so much?
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>>7136485
No because even if you emptied your stomach entirely your body would wait until more stomach acid was available to help process her shit. Then some would follow her shit down into your bowels and burn them, bringing blood into the mix.

Your filthy body taints her pure shit, making it your own.
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>>7136496
The dream of having a female robotic host i would assume.
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>>7136493
Sex isn't the best part of love young lady.
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remember the amanda show it was good i liked ot
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>>7136496
Never seen it
Do i have my tranny-card rewoked?
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>>7136496
See >>7136500 Chara hit the nail right on the head.
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>>7136502
Isn't that what you want from me, Chaser-kun?
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>>7136498
but i want to poop isla's poop from my butt

\uwu/
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>>7136509
that's really weird
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>>7136509
die
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yeah id considered it tied with zoey 101 for best all time live action nick show
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>>7136496
Anime is for AGP sissy faggots aka most trannies.
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>>7136512
meant to reply to >>7136504
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>>7136509
The solution is to clean out your rectum and put her poop up there. Then poop it out.
An islenema if you will.
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>>7136512
i didn't watch a lot of zoey 101 but i liked it when I did
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>>7136508
Personally Im a true deep believer in true love, and want to believe that something so nice could exist for me.
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>>7136459
hah yeah maybe ill trick him into falling in love and marrying me too haha.
>>7136464
>:(
>>7136467
sounds gay
>>7136504
i remember my childhood friend trying to make me blow him at night and this was on in the background. funny show. good times.
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>>7136517
that could work but might get messy

i guess i could clean it out
put the poop in
just wipe it clean so it looks fresh

then like wait a bit so when the poop comes out it feels natural
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>>7136522
Yeah, you'll get married and have a wonderful life together, with tons of things you two love together. And he takes you out to dates not because he has to but because he loves you and wants to always appreciate you. Yeah that'll show him.
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>>7136448
>>7136522
>hah yeah maybe ill trick him into falling in love and marrying me too haha.
ill give you 150 dollars to let me marry you
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are chasers capable of loving mtfs and do they even deserve to be loved back
>>
as told by ginger
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>>7136528
im capable of loving mtfs but im not sure if i deserve to be loved back
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are mtfs capable of love
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>>7136530
i hated that show, but i like the theme song
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>>7136533
no
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>>7136533
i'm not particularly capable of receiving love
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i love maeve
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>>7136521
Oh. Well I can't offer you that. I'm sorry.

>>7136533
I don't think so.
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>>7136528
Some only want to love, serious love is hard
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maeve is an anime hamster
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>>7136525
i would suggest something like a pastry bag to be able to squeeze her poop in, better hope she eats spicy so you can really feel it
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Is playing video games AGP?
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>>7136528
sure they just need to learn when theyre saying something stupid, just like regular men.
>>7136526
yeah and ill heal his fragile heart with compassion and a truer understanding of his struggles than some regular woman could...but he insists that i am one and dedicates his energy into supporting and validating me..w-when can i get married ;_;
>>7136527
DEAL
>>7136530
YES
>>7136533
MAYBE
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>>7136548
Yes so is existing
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>>7136525
This >>7136546 seems good. Squirt all her precious butt stuffing up inside yourself as though you were basting a turkey. But you're basting your butt. With shit.

Happy Thanksgiving /mtfg/.
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i want someone to be the gyro to my johnny
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>>7136549
>tfw made myself super fucking depressed imagining marrying beep and how great life would be with her
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>>7136380
Get Bitcoin on localbitcoins or something

Go to Reddit.com/r/darknetmarkets

Use a reliable Bitcoin tumbler

Register on a reputable market

Find a reputable seller

Use your real name and address so you have plausible deniability, nobody would send it to an address they don't live at with a fake name.

Enjoy.
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>>7136533
No we are all dead inside
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>>7136559
I can't even use ebay.
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>>7136563
Neither can I. This is easier. There's foolproof tutorials everywhere at this point.
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>>7136559
how would one determine if a seller/market was reputable
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With so many trans people being non-op for various reasons, and the idea of gender being disconnected from genitals, isn't it like completely acceptable for somebody to be attracted to girls but also attracted to penises?

I know chasers can be creeps but so can any kind of man.

Are chasers really that bad? Or are they just somebody with a type of person they want to love.
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>>7136533
Obviously?
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>>7136549
>DEAL
w-where do i send the money
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>>7136568
No. Fuck you.
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>>7136566
Reviews, and time the site has been running without any reports of scams by the owners. That's what's so great about dark market stuff, it's the internet so you can innovate completely on the typical drug dealer model.
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>>7136568
not all chasers even like gts
i prefer neovags. well, non-botched neovag. id go for a gt over a botched neovag, obviously.
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what's up with y'all, how's it going
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>>7136578
im sad because my bed doesn't have my gf in it :c
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>>7136578
people cwere talking about me
and yucki
>>
>>7136559
>Use your real name and address so you have plausible deniability, nobody would send it to an address they don't live at with a fake name.
What fuck?
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>>7136578
I could be better
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>>7136557
i love unconditionally and i cant help it.maybe we'll have a shot at each other some day, anon :/
>>7136570
ah, you werent here when i accidentally doxxed myself..good, good...

anywho, i just bought this dress
https://amzn.com/B01M3U8GRZ
and can't wait for it to get here ....in literally an entire month, but im also going to try to get this haircut soon, and get my brows shaped well finally. ive been saying that forever but i mean it this time.
>>
>>7136585
oh wow you'll look really pretty in that dress
>>
>>7136585
Really pretty girls like you beep don't like dorks like me...
>>
Shiggity.
New insurance will cover ffs as long as I get muh letters
(And SRS, obv... But I don't want a US inversion vagoo)
>>
>>7136578
In bed snugg with bf
>>
>>7136599
so is ffs coverage a new thing? is there a process for determining if you need it?
>>
Should I even bother trying to get HRT legit in the US with self medding being so easy?

I kinda want cypro desu.
>>
>>7136610
If you have insurance going legit will save you a bit of money
>>
>>7136614
But is going legit worth the possible damage to my tits from spiro?
>>
>>7136593
I hope it fits! I'm gonna cry if it doesn't
>>7136595
Snugg anon
>>
>>7136617
>damage to my tits from spiro
Fucking what now?
>>
>>7136617
At the very least you can get your estrogen cheaper, even if you continue to self-med cypro. (How is spiro harmful for the breast, I've not heard of that before.)
>>
>>7136608
No, its just an insurance company that follows the WPATH guidelines of care.
Without adding exlusions
And
If something like ffs, hair removal, ba, etc can definitively be proven as medically necessary via multiple letters and petitioning the insurance company...
All that shit is outlined in the wpath standards of care as something trannies need.
Essentially, the clause with my coverage says nothing is banned but here's what WPATH outlines as potentially medically necessary.
Having 4 suicide attempts; while always citing my face and crying in the mirror to my social worker therapist lady early this year pretty much opens the door for 'muh letters of medical necessity'

If push comes to shove, I'll need a lawyer to send a letter quoting their own guidelines for coverage and WPATH standards will push it through.
But if paying a lawyer $1000 with a credit card gets me 40-80k worth of surgery
......
..
.

I'm working this fucking system, dammit.
>>
my boyfriend just called me a shemale
>>
>>7136624
As a joke or what?
>>
>>7136624
Give him a quick SRS job and call him a cuntboy.
>>
>>7136625
"it barely even comes across my mind that you're a shemale anymore"
>>
>>7136618
p-please beep, I don't deserve your snuggles.
>>
>>7136628
>>
>>7136628
Ah. Well, you probably just need to have a talk with him about terminology and what things are and aren't okay to call you.
>>
>>7136624
dump him
>>
>>7136628
Thats kind of a very dickish thing to say... You're not a shemale or anything along those lines you're just a girl and thats how he should be seeing you.
>>
>>7136634
yeah what >>7136636 said i don't like the fact that he sees me as a "shemale"
>>
>>7136622
wew nice
good luck with that
>>
we haven't even had sex yet why the fuck did he call me a shemale he's never even seen my penis
>>
>>7136582
I don't do this anymore and haven't for a long time, but it's the ONLY way to do it. Anything else risks getting arrested, even though it seems counterintuitive.
>>
>>7136646
You found the chaser
>>
>>7136646
Nothing says 'I fetishize transwomen' harder
>>
>>7136646
He probably just doesn't know that that is a word with negative connotations rather than just another way to say mtf. In any case what he said was that he doesn't really think of you as not a girl, didn't he?
>>
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>>7136653
yeah i can't believe my ex-bf called me a shemale

>>7136654
eh, i dunno. it's a pretty gross thing to say to somebody after two weeks.
>>
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>>7136654
This.
I have a few people who call me weird names like shemale sometimes but they don't want to be rude. They just don't realize that these are fetish terms from porn sites.
>>
>>7136599
Why don't you want penile inversion?
>>
while this is a bit racist
it still sounds nice
¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzwWBEnrXfo
>>
>>7136662
I bet Isla is fapping
>>
>>7136646
dump him!!!
>>
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>>7136662
Don't tell anyone but I wish I was a sultry high school student who slept with her students
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>>7136666
Fucking bitch stole my quads
>>
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>>7136668
im listening to moon man ROFL
>>
>>7136666
just a bit
>>
>>7136673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i4wM-2j4xE
>>
>>7136673
>implying you can't multitask
>>
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>>7136670
n-nice
>>7136674
there are LIGHT amounts of truth.
>>7136672
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>7136680
i think listening to moon man would kill my erection if i had one
>>7136679
heard this one
>>
>>7136669
I'd talk to him first. If he blows it off then dump him.
>>
Eight commendations as Mercy

I am best healslut ^=^
>>
>>7136681
>i think listening to moon man would kill my erection if i had one
>not getting a throbbing hard-on from the thought of genociding negroes
>>
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>>7136673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP5IDQbwtK4
>>
Ive been on HRT for over 12 hours now and my boobs still havent grown.

Did i mess something up? Pls help
>>
>>7136684
Nice! Res OP
>>
>>7136687
i just dont like it sexually desu
>>7136690
hell ya
i played some o this in gta v w/ kat
LMAO
>>
>>7136691
very converning
you should've also gotten your vagina by now
>>
>>7136696
Yeah, I had to stop after 4 hours because lets be real, one vagina is enough.
>>
>>7136690
>I'm Moon Man
>Representing white power.
>I stack bodies higher than Trump tower.
Shits fire.
>>
>>7136697
>not having three vaginas
AGP
>>
shits cash
>>
>>7136697
I've come to peace with having four of them, I dunno. i guess one is optimal though.

I'm more worried about all these fucking boobs I have. Like they're everywhere.
>>
>>7136699
Anyone with more than two vaginas is just doing it for the attention. Two vagina people are just in denial about how much they want attention.
>>
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im aap
>>
>>7136706
wtf no thats me
>>
>>7136701
lmg, you're using speech to text?
>>
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i took the time to make this.
it's not as special as my other works, but it's alright
>>
Seriously, my tits are starting to get worrisomely big. Gyno isn't this perky I don't think.

I think they're outing me without my permission

>>7136692
Thanks, rezzed like 20 teammates or something over the course of the game :3
>>
Tfw hrt made your dick so small that u have to press it down when peeing because it can't hang anymore
>>
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What's /mtfg/'s least favourite country?
>>
>>7136712
i... i always had to do this...
>>
>>7136713
Australia
>>
>>7136713
africa or saudi arabia
: ) )
>>
>>7136713
Turkey
>>
>>7136707
us
>>
>>7136713
Canada because self-medding is so hard.
>>
>>7136712
woa

How long have you been on hrt/not jerking off?
>>
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>>7136710
i think this 1 is really good.
it would probably scare a few people though
>>
>>7136722
in that pic?
>>
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I'm ready to go to war, lead the way Donald.
>>
>>7136729
ima dodge the draft
>>
>>7136717
Why?

>>7136720
>Africa
>country

>>7136721
Of course a German would say this one.

>>7136724
Yeah Canada is shit.
>>
>>7136729
If you want war, vote for Hill.
>>
>>7136731
Australia only has 1 cool rock. It needs to up its rock game, bad
>>
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Me on the left, ready for the race war.
>>
>>7136734
But it's the biggest though.
>>
>>7136731
thats the joke
remember that black lives matter dude who said Africa was a country?
>>
>>7136731
I dunno it just sucks.
>>
>>7136737
Nope

>>7136735
Gas the *insert subhumans*

>>7136738
No it doesn't
>>
>>7136737
we can't judge him for that.
there are probably tons of honkies who say the same thing
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZJDYlxkM-c
>>
>>7136741
its a joke though
like
that i thought she would get
also
i mean yeah
but hes all about the "In Africa blacks are treated equal111!!!1!!"
>>7136740
oh
well then
>>
>>7136741
yeah desu that sounds pretty standard american
>>
>>7136741
Those honkies aren't from there and don't take pride in it, lol
>>
>>7136740
yeah it does
>>
>>7136745
>"In Africa blacks are treated equal111!!!1!!"
kek, tell that to the ethnic groups being genocided xD

>>7136748
Prove it
>>
>>7136749
so the whities?
>>
>>7136745
that might not be true; blacks are probably still being treated like shit in africa.
i heard that some people are trying to institute another apartheid there.
could be wrong though
>>
>>7136751
All over Africa tribes are genociding each other.
>>
>>7136751
No, there are black ethnic minorities that get genocides constantly. Look at Rwanda in the 90s
>>
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hey mtfg i just spent $30 AUD on lootboxes to unlock a slutty mercy skin

how are you all

i want to fucking DIE
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeEEWXbLNQs
>>
>>7136756
It's okay I'm gonna buy 50 boxes tomorrow because I don't want to actually play.
>>
>>7136725
Is this seriously rare? Like can people seriously pee into a toilet standing up without holding it down, and without standing like ten feet away so the arc's aim works out?

i don't think i even have a particularly small gt but i've never been able to do that
>>
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who here thinks vernaculis is hot?
i think he's hot
>>
>>7136758
if everyone wuz kangz
then no one was
>>
>>7136732
>if you want war, vote for the foreign policy expert over the bumbling neophyte that ignores experts and advisors

ok sounds logical
>>
>>7136763
don't do it anon.

it'll be a moment of happiness followed by hours of regret
>>
Chasers are okay because cis women are the worst.
>>
>>7136770
Blackz wuz evreywon
Shakespeer wuz black
Hitler wuz black

>>7136771
Hillary literally threatened war against Iran and Russia.
>>
>>7136752
either way, many whites are as well
its funny kinda like
iunno
>>7136754
ahh those too
>>7136753
i kinda forgot about that part lol
>>7136771
>No fly zone over Syria
thats what would cause war.
>>
>>7136766
I can't either, but that's because my dick is an asshole and curves upward super hard. I can't even pee standing up if I'm fully erect, I need to sit down and bend over to get it to point down.
>>
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>you will never fight with mtfg as a member of a tranny squad in ww3
>>
Kayla is a lycophile
>>7136781
right wing tranny death squad
>>
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>>7136781
If it happens I may as well enlist, I can either die or be considered a hero.
>>
>>7136776
>No fly zone
This too, fucking America always blood thirsty for a war.
>>
>>7136786
>enlist
You won't enlist lol, you'll either die in nuclear fire before you'd even get the chance or be drafted.
>>
>>7136791
Well if it's a conventional war at least.
>>
>>7136790
ikr
>>
>>7136792
War between the US and Russia can only be conventional for so long. When it happens a nuke will drop.
>>
>>7136796
Well RIP
>>
I have no doubt that I will see a third World War in my lifetime desu.
>>
>>7136801
the thing is Russia is just endlessly antagonizing at this point, starting with Crimea and most recently the ridiculous list of demands, we're going to war with russia regardless of who gets elected and most likely they'll be the ones to declare

spooky desu
>>
>>7136812
Get your war face ready.
>>
>>7136822
>>7136822
>>7136822
>>
>>7136812
Russia isn't stupid enough to declare war, they know they're at a disadvantage. It's gonna be them continuing to push us until we have to declare first, they know we won't do it until we're super pushed, and by that point kaybe they can compete.
>>
>>7136812
Have you heard about what's going on in Russia right now? They're deploying missles alone the border, preparing bunkers and rations, doing military exercises and telling people to be prepared for nuclear fallout.
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