/mtfg/ - Male to Female General

>>7131206
Thank you u ~ u
It was just really scary at the end Frat bros already scare me but having to be that close to them and hear them saying things about me gave me a dang panic attack
;~; A-at least they thought it was just a c-costume

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>>7131222
Dunno if we have that exact type here, never seen it. But this is what a 750ml bottle of vodka costs here.

>>7131233
oh, smirnoff here is like 15 USD = 20 CAD, so I geuss it's a little cheaper in the US

>>7131228
Will do o7

>new uniforms are work at coming
>my large mens polo hides by growing boobs but they look like tents
>my small mens under shirts don't hide shit
>Mens medium would probably be right but they'll probably make it obvious all my weight is going to my boobs
>Not ready to have "that" discussion with my boss
Guess I'm sticking to baggy polos.

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tfw you love your girlfriend

>>7131237
Keep in mind Canadians don't get paid anymore just because their dollar is worth more, and in Ontario we pay 0.13% tax on everything.

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Hahaha, why did I look up dildos on YouTube what the fuck.

Delete this.

>>7131245
>0.13% tax
that's nothing, we pay 6% in Pennsylvania

>>7131248
well, at least it's proportionately large compared to her
nothing like the mental image of a tiny girl trying to fit a dildo that massive inside her

>>7131248
yeah that's not a good look

>>7131248
>Overweight girl in a dress covered in galaxes
The jokes write themselves. I kind of feel insulted.

>>7131251
>that's nothing, we pay 6% in Pennsylvania
Yeah, I'm really drunk. Let me try that entire post again literally everything wa wrong.

ok

Keep in mind Canadians don't get paid any more just because their dollar is worth les, and in Ontario we pay 13% tax on everything.

>>7131248
>literally a ham planet

im really grateful that I live in a time where you can transition and also its the same time where my qt gf is my age

>>7131243
who's your girlfriend

>>7131248
you never go sheen tier obesity

>>7131258
yeah

Gee I wonder if anyone here as a gt gf they love.

>>7131248
she probably wants to eat it

>>7131248
I bet she's really good at sucking dick. After all, imagine how often she must have stuff in her mouth.

>>7131263
I do! She's not from here, though.

>>7131255
ohhhh, ok

>>7131266
>>7131248
I'll bet this is actually a food review channel

>>7131240
I think you're gonna have to have that conversation whether you like it or not before long, may as well do it now.

I'm sharing a room with a guy and i dont know what hes thinking and its kinda driving me INSANE.
>>7131141
I commented on it on facebook because i saw it and thought it was cute but also because one of your relatives posted it and it was on my wall and i think thats pretty funny.
>>7131180
The only vodka you need is popov

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dildos are annoying i'm just going to buy this, only $300

it'll make me straight dude

>>7131275
are you supposed to put that silver thing in your butt? idgi but good luck I guesss

>tfw saw a cute girl in a pikachu outfit and now I feel terrible because I'm hideous
Can't wake up
>>7131275
>OVER 20 POUNDS OF PUSSY AND ASS

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Awwh, this one is cute.

Never felt so depressed
Wat do?

Ok, so apparently you can't have alcohol delivered to you in Pennsylvania from out of state.

AND someone 21+ has to be home to sign for it.

>>7131275
This makes me so uncomfortable.

>>7131289
Stop it
>>7131288
Aww that is cute

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>>7131289
Think about how you are getting remove dick surgery.
The thing you've been striving towards forev.

>>7131289
Kys. The time is now

>>7131289
Snuggle with me

>>7131295
>stop it
But how?

>>7131296
Yeah i guess. Hell it might be done in March but im sick of waiting

>>7131299
When I'm depressed i look in the mirror and smile until it makes me giggle and i have a laughing fit, because i can put myself in a laughing fit with little to no outside input.
Or i distract myself with something that requires a lot of critical thinking. Like dota.

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>>7131289
this >>7131296
you have almost finished your electrolysis and as per your self imposed thing you will be able to go full time and you will have a vagina soon

I wish you would go into sephora and get some foundation

>>7131299
every time you are feeling dysphoric
dont let it win
go and do something girly

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Wtf did a kid just have a panic attack at my till because he got embarrassed about too much bulk candy??

>>7131303
>sephora
Makeup stores scare me

ok, disappointing hunt for vodka tonight. Maybe I can find someone of-age on campus...

>>7131307
dawwwh, that's adorable

>>7131308
You don't even have to be girlmode to go to sephora. Gay dudes buy makeup too.

Reminder you're all beautiful and I adore you all.

>>7131303
This photo actually grosses me out. I feel like if i used makeup like this i would hate myself. Like, you dont even look like you anymore. Idk how to explain the stress this is causing me.
>>7131310
p o p o v
8.99 on the bottom shelf

>>7131308
yes but its like ripping off a bandaid, you work yourself up for no reason and its really nothing intimidating at all
you are a girl, girls shop in brick and mortar stores for girl clothes all the time
you pass well enough without makeup and besides voice is like 50% of passing and you have a very good voice

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>>7131300
That's not too long away desu
You can wait, after all you've waited that long

>>7131306
>go and do something girly
Well im going to bust my ass all night at work, its the least girly thing ever.

>>7131303
But full time is about 2 months away ;_;

>tfw someone has apparently seene you irl and they didn't kill you

>>7131314
I was looking at UV vodka. $11 AND decent quality.

I'm underage btw >>7131292
which is why it was disappointing.

>>7131317
okay so get home, and run a bubble bath
or paint your nails or something

>>7131318
Shit, why is this relatable
>>7131320
Well don't be so gay i guess. Alcohol isn't even that good. Just play some pokemon and chill.

>>7131318
why did my trip fall
>>7131323
idk they apparently clocked me too lmao

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>>7131318
>tfw a random anon on here had seen me on the bus one time and they just said I looked really soul crushingly sad

>>7131314
>Like, you dont even look like you anymore
it's almost inhuman

>>7131323
>Alcohol isn't even that good
):<
I'm tired of being sober every day. I need to be able to chill and release after a really fucking long week.

>>7131325
damn
i just got this lmao
>tran
Christ I've seen this cunt at the corner deli. I always wondered why you had such a big jaw. I figured you were a cross dresser or something.

>>7131322
No bath tub, maybe i should paint my nail though.

>>7131315
>>7131312
It was hard just to go into Walgreens to look at makeup

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>>7131295
>Aww that is cute
I bought it.

>>7131329
just go into sephora
>Hi, I'm Kayla would you be able to help me color match my skin to a foundation
and they will say
>sure, follow me

>>7131329
Don't be such a pussy. The only person who cares about you buying makeup is you.

>>7131328
Wow, what a fucking ass..

>>7131328
>I always wondered why you had such a big jaw.
actually said that?

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ok, I'm going back to bed
nighto~

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>>7131333
>>7131336
not like he's wrong desu.....

>>7131333
>>7131332
It would be easier if someone went with me

>>7131341
you are a big girl
you can go by yourself

>>7131327
As someone whos gone through an addiction i feel like everyone has to make their own mistakes but like really you should just try to be sober
>>7131331
Dont forget to name him/her. Do you know how to get to your spot? Find a "me and you" song to share with him.

>>7131343
>Do you know how to get to your spot?
Yeah, I've found it with fingers. She'll help me actually reach it though.

>>7131342
Im not a girl yet

Im going to quit bitching tonight and clock in, at least i have 2 double electrolysis sessions tomorrow and Sunday.

>>7131345
>Im not a girl yet
you are the only one who believes that
even your coworkers think you are a girl

>>7131341
Don't you have any friends you're out to that can come with?

midol save me

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I made matza balls soup and I'm watching roninin kenshin. I'm bored and my brain is still foggy as fuck, can't play piano or rap or girls voice, my memory is fucked up. I have cuts all over my arms and chest from heart monitors and an IV I ripped out when I was I in the MICU.

>>7131352
good job idiot you can type period medications into google now go jerk your tiny tranny dick some more

>>7131352
That's what you get for having a uterus, girl.

Just give it here

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>>7131325
>tfw back in high school, I would once in a while get asked "Are you ok? Because you look really sad"
>tfw a former roommate once said, when he thought I couldn't hear, that "Anon's a nice guy and all, but he just looks so depressed all the time"
>tfw half the time I can't even tell if I look sad or not, because sadness is my default state of being

>>7131359
Wow you are pretty oblivious lmao, I introduced her to Midol to help with the cramps

le maymay though, I k n ow. Carry on.

>>7131303
There is actually a Sephora right across from my gender clinic

>>7131363
FUCK OFF QUID GO SUCK CHARAS DICK SOME MORE

so, i decided to try a memory game called "copy.that".
it's kind of like a mix between simon & memory match-up.
on my 1st attempt, it gave me a score, which it called "iq", of 146.7.
so that got me curious about my actual iq, so i got an iq test app on android that apparently compares me to all of their other respondents.
i got 176.
in another test that was only gauging pattern recognition, i got 109.
who makes this stuff?
are there standard tests?

>>7131367
Trip on, chara

Should why does Chara have cramps?

>>7131371
Of IQ? Yes, it's actually a very controlled thing done in test centers and anything off the internet isn't accurate unfortunately. I've often been curious to go find out what mine is, but it's probably better I don't. If it's lower than I expect, I'll feel bad, and if it's higher it'll go to my head haha

>>7131377
She's a cis girl that pretended to be a tranny for a while because of complicated reasons like attention whoring.

>>7131377
I mean, you realize the people insisting she's trans are just taking the piss, right?

Unironically, she's cis. Anybody that knew her closely, at least those I've chatted with, suspected this from the beginning.

>>7131379
Thanks, anon, you're a pal <3

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Good evening

>>7131362
I relate to this

>>7131377
she doesn't
its part of the meme

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Some of you girls are alright. Don't go to quid's pizza store tomorrow.

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But Quid is nice.

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>>7131393
I'm gonna make trans women look like a fucking joke.

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>>7131393
please no i need my estrogen pizza ;_;

>>7131393
LMAO

This post honestly made up for a really really shitty day, thank you

>>7131396
aww thank you c: Honestly that means a lot to hear ^^

>>7131397
Aren't we already?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQRkD2cK2Ys
video biography of me

>>7131405
Of course. I've never seen you be horrible. But then again I'm never around anymore.

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>>7131407

>>7131339
Don't worry you're on /mtfg/ now, you pass perfectly hon, everyone passes perfectly here.

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>>7131416
Not me, Im the honniest hon of them all, Ill never pass, woe is me.

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love is my favorite genre of emotion

>>7131426
I FUCKING LOVE YOU

>>7131427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhRtSHupVNI

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>>7131407
this lady is kind of cool I guess but she's making me want a vagina ;_;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2_xog6dVAk

>>7131426
I want to have a favorite genre of emotion.

>>7131426
I wish I understood how it felt

My cock is sore. It's got a raw mark from touching too much. Like 9 times I've come today.

>>7131433
day well spent huh

nini

>>7131429
"i wanna talk about anal penetration with a penis"
*sips wine*
classy lady
>>7131427
>///<
>>7131431
i wanna know how it feels to be loved back!!
>>7131433
absolutely testosterone
>>7131437
sweet dreams sweet isla

>see a lady with thin shoulders
>want to die
>see a lady shorter than me
>want to die
>see a lady with smaller hands than me
>want to die
>see a lady with wider hips than me
>want to die
>remember that I will never have a real vagina or ovaries
>want to die
Who even started the "transition helps dysphoria" meme?

>>7131438
I want to anally penetrate Maeve!

>>7131440
The Jews

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>>7131442
..impure..

>>7131440
>Who even started the "transition helps dysphoria" meme?
It wasn't me, I'm right there with you.

>>7131436
Yeah, I'm still all fucked up from the hospital. Nothing is working normally. Loll my entire system is so out of whack.

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>>7131440

>>7131444
But you're so cute...

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>>7131433
i only need to come 1ce to hurt myself.
it takes a lot of time & effort.
so i don't bother.
my skin becoming something like a wet paper bag

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Have you ever stepped back and realized how ridiculously degenerate you are? Like, if you told an ultra conservative straight man what you just did how would he react.

I am a girl, and I was just having sex with my girlfriend. And I got poop on her penis.

>>7131440
>lady instead of girl
>wants ovaries
Try being more AGP. You sound a little bit too trutrans.

>>7131454
Yeah ok so I am not conservative, straight, or a man but you just disgusted me.

Maybe the problem is you.

>>7131225
>Win XP

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>>7131440
this is why i considered the fact that, & that transitioning wouldn't help that before i started transitioning.
it really sucks, but this is the best that modern medicine can muster for us

>>7131443
>>7131447
Oy vey. You goys need to tone it down a bit.

>>7131455
I was told wanting to be petite was AGP by default.

>>7131458
Shuck up, kunk.

>>7131464
Clean your poop chute you degenerate.

>>7131462
whoever said that is a fucking retard.
the best candidates for being wives are usually petite

>>7131467
i did lol but not enough

shit happens

>>7131408
I try to not be horrible. Sometimes I can be autistic but I try not to be horrible

You seem very nice from what I've seen of you too ^^

>>7131470
You're horribly autistic if that counts.

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>>7131470
sex me ok

Is it possible to become a tranny musclegirl to hide my giant upper body or is that just a trip straight to hon city?

>>7131482
I don't see why not. If you're a body builder you can play off any unusually masculine features as the result of abusing steroids.

>>7131482
transgirls don't have the bone structure to pull off the muscle girl look

>>7131482
>making your oversized body even bigger to hide the fact that it was big in the first place
This is crazy talk. So crazy it just might work. Don't go overboard though, and focus most of your actual bulking efforts below the belt.

Can I just kill myself?

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reminder you're all fags and i ate your leftover pizza in the fridge

>>7131493
YOU WHORE

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>>7131492

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>>7131493
h-how could you

>>7131496
K thanks

>>7131498
Nini anon.

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Do any of you know the torture of living with a 18+ sister?
Fuck I feel shit now.

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>>7131494
>>7131497
nothin personel

Does Angie ever come back here?

>>7131506
Everyone good ran away.

>>7131362
>tfw you always look sad and people always ask you what's wrong and you can't seem to ever not look like that

>>7131506
she comes here pretty often, just dropped her trip

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>>7131504
I-I'm a straight girl and thats all the food I have left until next week

>>7131378
Lol same. I actually went in and took the test and then decided not to look at the results.

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>>7131470
You're not THAT autistic.
>>7131493
Jokes on you. I didn't even want pizza.
>>7131500
I have a twin sister so yes. Kinda.
>>7131508
>tfw you try to look as happy as possible around everyone and they always ask what's wrong because of your eyes.

>>7131507
>Tfw now it's all just creepy anime roleplayers

>>7131508
I just smile all the time. It gets weird sometimes because you're not always supposed to smile but it's how my face sits now. Now I'm "creepy" instead of "depressed". I can't tell if that's an improvement or not.

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>>7131514
am i a creepy anime roleplayer bae

>>7131508
this happens all the time to me

is it random people? it's always random people for me

>>7131508
I have resting sad face too

>tfw you find Red porn video
today is a very good day

>>7131528
share

>>7131528
There's a whole site of them dummy.
redtube.com

Top 5 People Who Love Me!

1.) Nobody
2.) ... o-oh.
3.)
4.)
5.)

>>7131531
same

>>7131528
Red is close to the last person I would want to masturbate to.

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>>7131493
i don't have any
reee
>>7131528
wow so rare Xd

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>>7131541
pookey

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>>7131544
hiya

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>>7131545
hru nig nog

>>7131546
emmas pisd at me so im a lil sad
but desu I'm playin vidya with friends so am just fine
also not a NIG NOG

how are u?

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>get home at 1 am
>drown sorrows in gin and stale cigarettes
Whoo I need a new job this one sucks lmao

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>>7131547
whys she pisd
vidyo is fun tho
Am I actually a what?
im ok just bored staying up all night prolly
>>7131548
at least you have one

>>7131548
Do you see any non passing while working?

>>7131548
You still trying to find a programming job?

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>>7131548
get a new one in spring

>>7131550
im not a nig nog fkl;djfkl;dfjkl;
why are you staying up

>>7131548
Can I replace you at your job? I really want one.

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>>7131558
you're a milky nog
idk cause i'm gonna sleep in cordi's car while she's at work

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>>7131550
Where does your money come from x.x

>>7131553
Yeah, I definitely see trannies at work

>>7131554
Mhmm
My days are basically work followed by coding these days

>>7131556
That's so far away.

>>7131559
I need the money tho for living n stuff

tfw not a rich tranny porn star

>>7131548
You can't drown your sorrows properly with stale cigs, get some nice fresh ones. Also, what happened to "only seeing if they were stale"? ;)

What are the odds of SRS tech getting better in the next decade?

>>7131567
What are you coding these days?

>>7131570
Probably 0%, hopefully 2%.

>>7131567
I need the money for stuff

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>>7131567
chaturbate

>>7131567
>Mhmm
Good luck with that, I hear that's also tiring but it has to be better than retail.

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I can't believe I ordered a dildo oh my god what was I thinking what if my mom opens the package, holy fucking shit. Why did I put my real name on the order, Jesus Christ.

>>7131570
Pretty much 100%, there's already been a successful womb transplant in a cis woman, so only a matter of time till we trannies can get it too. Plus it might not be too long until lab-grown organs take off, and eventually genitals will be a part of that.

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>>7131569
I have like 5 left in this pack. I'm stressed ok? ;_;

>>7131572
Examples and lessons in JavaScript and stuff
I'm trying to learn mean stack webdev

>>7131576
Grocery is so high intensity
I'm considering bartending in the meantime

>>7131575
O cool

>>7131574
At least you don't have to pay for food and shelter ;_;

post your voice if you are a trip i want to hear what everyone sounds like

Hi /mtfg/,
is there any benefit in taking Progynova sublingually?

As far as i know only Estrofem (Estradiol Hemihydrate) should be taken that way, but i read somewhere, that it would also do something for Progynova (Estradiol Valerate)

>>7131582
Fine
I guess I'll just try and get a job as a waitress/bartender at the restaurant that's like a 5 min walk from my home

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>>7131585
Valerate is inactive sublingually

>>7131583
https://clyp.it/kfft3pvl

>>7131474
Nope! Not as long as I'm nice, I don't care how autistic I am :3

>>7131477
i mean ok

>>7131513
thanks but i have some really autistic moments lol

>>7131582
lots of hugg <3

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>>7131585
i take my progynova like a suppository tbqh
it's more potent when the estrogen absorbs through your butt

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Why's life full of hard things

>>7131565
oohh
so that's it's not as boring when u gotta be in car?
whatcha gonna do all night then

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can i be tru-trans and a sissy submissive slut?

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>>7131582
No judgement here... just be careful or you might find yourself liking it too much to stop, good girls like you don't smoke, right?

Also, post a pic next time you smoke one, my supply of cute girls I know smoking is dangerously low.

>>7131573
probably less than that
suporn is rumoured to be retiring soon

>>7131581
womb transplants might be 40 years away
it will take at least 20 before someone gets the bright idea to try and use the MRKH stem cell vaginal canal on trannies

>>7131575
you do chaturbate now?

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>>7131594
eat cookies

>>7131592
That's just how it is, it seems.

What're you having a hard time with?

>>7131600
>suporn is rumoured to be retiring soon
Shit, I didn't even think of that. Fuck. He'll probably be retired when I actually reach a point in my life when SRS is something to consider.

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>>7131601
yeah i pull in 10k a week

>>7131579
I remember when I ordered condoms and anal lube.

Amazon is pretty discreet.

>>7131606
Wtf?

>>7131606
can I have $15k USD to get srs?

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>>7131606
520k a year, not bad

>>7131589
Does that mean it won't absorb anything at all?
Because i often read that sublingual progynova, likely does result in an increased serum concentration than you would get by swallowing.

>>7131591
Is this really true? Does it even dissolve in there?

>>7131589
The mad pussy line is hilarious to me because you've had srs

>>7131606
thought you were better than that

>>7131579
just say that a friend of yours probably sent it to you as a joke
more likely she will just not open the package and put it on your bed

>>7131600
How are they 40 years away when they literally have already done it with a cis woman? Obviously it's still several years off from being widely performed, and even farther from being an option for trans girls, but once it hits that stage the only thing holding it back is gonna be the supply of donors.

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>>7131609
>>7131610
>>7131611
>>7131615
>>7131612
what am i gonna do with all these baited (you)s
i don't feel like i've earned them

>>7131607
I didn't use Amazon, I ordered from a Canadian sex shop. They say packaging is discrete but usually when I get a package my mom see's it and asks what's in it.

She doesn't even think I like dick, let alone want to chop of my own.

>>7131618
So you were lying? Damn, thought I could've grabbed some quick cash

>>7131618
Sorry i didn't know you were lying. I always suppose everyone is nice and telling the truth

>>7131602
can u share

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>>7131620
>>7131621
>lying
it was just a prank

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>watch new black mirror
>lesbian romance episode
>gets cuter clans cuter
>start crying
>bawling
>have never empathized so much with a character
>complete mess
>girlfriend gets me tissues
>its soooo cuteeeee

;-;
I... think my brain might think I'm a girl on a subconscious level... stupid brain..

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>>7131612
It's not about it dissolving or being absorbed
Valerate isn't actually estradiol, it's an ester of estradiol and valeric acid, it's chemically different. The reason it's inactive sublingually (or at least no better than oral) is because the ester needs to be cleaved during first pass metabolism by the liver.

>>7131599
>good girls
I mean, I'm not exactly a good girl, I kind of have too much history to ever be called a good girl
Also, next time I smoke one I'm gonna be absolutely trashed/bug-eyed, so it's not really gonna look cute ;~;

>>7131590
Hugg quid

>>7131614
I still SLAM that pussy ya know?

>>7131588
Do it

>>7131625
OH GOD I JUST WATCHED THAT

It was the first episode of Black Mirror I watched besides the pilot ages ago cause my friend insisted i had to watch it

i fucking love lesbian stories where

well you know, don't want to spoil or anything

as opposed to most lesbian stories

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>>7131617
I agree, I think I'll probably be able to do it in my lifetime (if I somehow make millions of dollars).

>>7131617
we dont have a spot to put a womb, nor the blood vessels or nerves
it took how many decades to develop womb transplants for women who are supposed to have that organ and for some reason dont have it or had to have it removed
it will takes decades more to try to develop it for male born bodies to the point where womb transplants are at the same level for us for what they currently are for cis women

>>7131627
Sure. But I think it's that you slam your own with a guy's dick.

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>>7131622
*shares*

>>7131625
that episode was BOOOORING
>>7131619
just play it cool, or try intercepting the package before she sees it

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>>7131627
I will once I get my RSA certificate, can't apply without it
Bloody Victorian regulations

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>>7131635
RSA?
Is that like something that lets you serve liquor?

>>7131632
Yuppp
I literally became my own gf and live vicariously through the guys that are fucking me

>>7131624
Is that true, though?

>You are correct that some drugs do rely on first pass metabolism, a phenomenon of swallowed medications, to form their active compound. Codeine for example, must be taken orally, because it relies on first pass metabolism to form its parent compound morphine and other metabolites, without that effect it is actually somewhat dangerous in its unaltered form in your blood stream.

>Estradiol valerate however, is NOT an example of such a drug. It is routinely used in injectable form where it will not be affected by first pass metabolism, and does not rely on it.

https://www.susans.org/forums/index.php?topic=127048.0


>>7131624
But what if i really tried to put it in my butt and end up as a hon, because it's not working and i'll kill myself. That's not a nice prank.

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>>7131634
I'm gonna put the whole package in my butt.

>>7131625
for real though, San Junipero is like the best episode of TV i've seen in ages

god the feels and identification

>>7131627
yay :3

>>7131637
Whoops meant to quote >>7131627 on the first one of >>7131637

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>>7131636
Yes RSA = Responsible Service of Alcohol
I just passed the course today (desu I could've just googled all the shit in the course) but the certificate doesn't arrive until 7-10 business days

>>7131627
>Not cute
I'll be the judge of that =)

>>7131628
I think I cried at points during blue is the warmest color, but they weren't really good people and it wasn't going for that emotional heart jab because it's French and existential, other then that there isn't a lot of good lesbian love stories that I know of.
>>7131634
Every episode feels emotionally different, every girl I know fucking loves it though, and they can barely stand the first one of season three with the ratings, it's like hell.

I've been completely physically exhausted from the three I've watched so far this season

Despite the fact i am sitting still, i feel like i am going very fast.

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>>7131637
sorry anon i just assumed most people do their research when self medding, or at least follow the instructions on the package

>>7131636
At least you have that much figured out. I wish I had a guy to live vicariously though.

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>>7131583
Toлькo пoтoмy, чтo этo в знaчитeльнoй cтeпeни мepтв.

>>7131589
cyкa ^=^

https://clyp.it/pjgmlk15?token=79c7aa54bc71f563b54bb1f9bdc90fc5

>>7131639
Yah I never identify with any character, but I did with her, and like my friends kinda of primed me for it by saying she was me for about a week before I watched it. €.€

>>7131646
Yes it's unlikely that this would happen, as i didn't found any other sources on that, but still - lying isn't nice :<

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>>7131637
Idk, even if it's active sublingually it's not really going to be any better than oral. Part of the reason they even give esters orally is because it's better absorbed by the digestive tract than estradiol, and estradiol itself benefits from better bioavailability when not taken orally.

>>7131642
Have you ever seen what people on mdma look like though?? I literally look like a tweaked out zombie. It's worse because I have big eyes to begin with

>>7131641
Well good luck :3

>>7131647
Same ;~;

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>>7131652
sorry mom

>>7131630
maki???
>>7131633
thnx my girl

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>when she says she loves you

>>7131650
cute voice is cute

>>7131589
loved this clyp good clyp solid clyp 11/10

the ending lmao

>>7131653
You'll find someone Elanna. I'm sure of it. If not, I'll detransition and be your boyfriend.

>>7131644
>other then that there isn't a lot of good lesbian love stories that I know of.
yeah

this is why i devour lesbian romance novels Tbh

there's really just not many movies or anything about lesbians that isn't just, like, depressing as fuck or just using them as a plot device

>>7131653
Now i'm confused :S

>>7131655
It's okay, i still like you~

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>>7131653
Thank

>>7131655
Kiwi can you move to New Zealand so you can live up to your name?

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>>7131656
yw bebi pooks
>>7131662
ganbatte fighto!
>>7131663
kiwifruit is universal

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>>7131662
Idk the long and short of it is that generally people say not to take progynova sublingually because it's not really any better than orally
In the end pharmacokinetic studies haven't really been done on sublingual for it anyways. Estradiol has a single paper that talks about its sublingual bioavailability. Why not just get hemihydrate or estrace?

>>7131660
But then you'll be unhappy ;~;

>>7131650
Cute voice

>>7131659
:333 glad u liek

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>>7131665
But the birds are qt

>>7131665
Yeah I suppose you're right
New Zealand just ain't that good desu

>>7131666
I'm already unhappy. And I'm unsure about if this whole thing was appropriate for me. In hindsight, I ruined my entire life to get nowhere. Perhaps it would be a good thing.

>>7131653
Can't say I have, but big eyes are cute normally, so bigger eyes should mean more cute!

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>>7131668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3kIsodTAcI

>>7131666
Unfortunately only QHI ships to where i live and they are out of stock on Estrofem. (and it's 3 times more expensive than Progynova)

So i guess i'll just take it sublingually, even if it might not have any benefit. At least it tastes kinda sweet.

tfw never do entheogens and psychedelics with elanna

bad feel

>>7131676
tfw never eat pizza with quid
:(

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My hair is too frizzy
and my smile is weird

>>7131670
I mean, it's a lot easier to get somewhere instead of nowhere when you've fixed the whole hating yourself on the inside bit. Repressing it doesn't fix it, all the side effects are still there even if you don't notice the feeling itself, and it'll fuck you over when it comes to actually trying to make something of your life

probably taking this way too seriously but i have a friend who's considering detransition and i'm just so scared for her

>>7131672
That vid was cute too :3
What's your favorite vocaloid song?

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You can right click YouTube videos and select loop to make them loop, what the frick I never knew that.

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>>7131666
I want you to serenade me in boy voice.

>>7131650
>>7131589
Wow this is very inspiring

>>7131677
don't let your dreams die pookie

i eat pizza with everyone

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>>7131671
No really
I swear
The eyes people have on mdma are just creepy
Imagine these bugged out and wiggling around

>>7131670
No, if anyone here is gonna detransition to be someone's partner it's me

>>7131683
What, you like my shitty ass boy voice?
o.0

>>7131678
show smile desu

>>7131685
can it be cheese ;)

>>7131684
why? i am not a tranny

>>7131686
yes

>>7131675
Any reason why have want to take it sublingual so desperately?
Just swallow the pill holy mother of God.

>>7131684
chara's literally cis no meme, i wouldn't take any inspiration from it

Elanna's voice on the other hand is just awesome. That's what solid determined effort gets you.

Good morning qts

How is everyone?

>>7131689
g

d

i

lmao

>>7131690
oh my bad. ok well, not inspiring then

>>7131691
Less strain on the liver, possibly more natural Estradiol peaks and it's not much harder to just keep it in your mouth.

>>7131692
wow, that's mean im worthy of inspiration giving

>>7131680
I've been heavily considering it all for months now. The self hatred will always be here and I've come to terms with it.
>>7131686
Doubtful. It would be too much of a hassle for you now. And that's not what you really want.

>>7131694
good good, getting less sick by the second.

how are you?

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>>7131681
These two,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfQShttQTd0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgCj6OpPbAw

Second is from the same album as the kiwi song.
https://mega.nz/#F!twNwmTII!m-db3uO6Qa5noK9z07T_rQ
Full album is here.

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>>7131692
I wouldn't say I put that much effort into my voice
I kinda cheated.
My guy voice never really fully dropped..

>>7131690
Remind me when my roomie isn't sleeping ;~;

>>7131699
It's not what you want either though :S

>>7131686
that's spooky
how fucked is your vision when they're that dilated
>>7131694
good morn
i'm feeling.. neutral
hope your morning goes well ^^

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>>7131687
This is a kind of natural smile
which is bad enough as is
but it gets super bad if I try to on my own

>>7131700
Oh, what were you sick with? Hope you get better.

>>7131694
Sup

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>>7131696
rude

>>7131702
Alright.

>>7131698
i mean sure, in some ways

none of them this, though kek

>>7131696
That Elanna voice though.

>>7131699
I thought the selfhatred would always be there too, I believed it more than anything

It's still there, but I think it's almost gone, I need to get the final steps of fulltime over with

even being so close just makes me so much happier as a person though and so much more functional, and like life actually has any meaning at all

>>7131703
Thanks hamster

>>7131706
Hows the weight loss going?

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>>7131708
I'm sick so it counts as inspiration!
Cпacи мeня.

>>7131702
Well, either way, you've put effort in, because there's no way it sounded that good at first if you "kinda cheated", so over time you must have refined it, cause that is one hell of a cis voice, lady

Reminder that Chara feels superior to you and finds you disgusting.

>>7131705
Some kinda mild food poisoning. Was feeling shit for like 6 hours but it's clearing up now. I should wake up tomorrow feeling fine ^.^

you should accept my discord request!

>>7131706
also you!

>>7131713
rightfully so ;_;

>>7131702
I'm not so sure. Maybe the best way to describe it is Impostor Syndrome. And even then I don't think it covers all the bases. I don't think that this is the right thing for me in the long run. I could be wrong.
>>7131708
That's good. I'm happy for you. But I'm still convinced that I fucked up.

i love my mommy

>>7131708
>>7131707
No yeah I mean elanna's is hella inspiring. Chara's is just cute

>>7131704
I think you are qt.
The pic is quite blurry tho, so i'm not sure, but maybe you need to smile with your eyes more?

>>7131713
Wrong :^)

>>7131718
I feel it. How long have you been transitioning, how long on hrt?

>>7131720
oh yeah, ofc

chara a qt ^^

>>7131721
How do you smile with your eyes? The only way I've been able to do it is by actually being happy

>>7131710
I think I'm gonna take a walk tonight at least

>>7131714
I have a discord request?

>>7131697
1. Your liver won't have problems with Progynova anyway.
2. You won't reduce the strain on your liver.

>>7131695
is that a yes
plz
>>7131719
that's kinda gay

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nooo not glennnn
night ruined

>>7131722
2 years hrt. 2.5 transitioning.

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>>7131712
I did have voice training.
My boy voice is obviously played up but if you listen to the bro impression that is basically as low as I can go short of growling..

>>7131718
You're not the only one here with imposter syndrome ;~;

>>7131724
Idk maybe it's a different Emily, I just assumed it was you. Picture of a witch?

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>>7131713
Think so?

>>7131720
ohh

>>7131721
I dunno how to do that
and yeah, sorry
webcam bad, putting it on 4chan makes it worse, then I saved it from 4chan onto my phone and posted it again

>>7131730
Would you recommend voice training? I can afford it but I'd rather not spend the money. Do you think it sped up the development of your voice or just helped it get to a "higher level", so to speak?

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>>7131225
female hyenas have penises too?!?!

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Is the anon who posted the atols mega link still here?