Edgy silence edition
Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• pleb is completely wrong about how she looks
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
cheto
Last time...MTFG
>>7082493
And stay tuned for an all new episode of All My Trannies.
>>7083545
>cuck
wow rude
the way parents can harm their kids
its just
not fucking fair
why do they have to yell at their kids
why do they have to hit them
why does this happen
i need someone to end me please
ill stop posting if people want me to stop
i want a mommy
God I'm so horny right now
>>7083546
https://youtu.be/9EgLB1_FXqg
edgy sad music ediiton
>>7083543
yeah you'd like to know that wouldn't you
i want a daddy
>>7083558
Filtered
Who's watching the debate? :o
>>7083564
Yes, I wanna know if the little Nimnim is all pent up
>>7083557
I called dibs on your butt
So I can tickle your nim rod
>>7083562
Put your butt on your boyfriend's benis then.
>>7083558
yeah parents don't realize how much things can affect their children
if they keep yelling please figure out a way to get them to stop, i don't want you to hurt yourself D:
i bought earplugs and they really help for these kinds of things
Who are your favorite and least favorite trips?
i want a mommy/daddy to give me coloring books
>>7083564
I would :3
>>7083570
>>7083552
Tactical chest rig? Is that for pewpew guns?
>how are you?
I'm pretty good. I just ordered my first fitted bra and a pair of girl jeans; should arrive Friday.
when you disappoint nep because you're too paralyzed to speak
>>7083578
>favourite
Me
>least favourite
Snickerdoodle because she made me cry
>sue my sjw college for discrimination
>they spend tens of thousands of dollars on the most expensive Boston attorneys they can find and I have my injunction hearing with them tomorrow
>>7083578
Favorite: Snickerdoodle
Least Favorite: Cyba
>>7083582
>Tactical chest rig? Is that for pewpew guns?
Yea, needed something more comfortable and effective for airsoft since I have a game on the 30th.
>I'm pretty good. I just ordered my first fitted bra and a pair of girl jeans; should arrive Friday.
Nice, I hope you like them ~
>>7083578
I like Grace and Maeve and nimnom and banana and moap and Kari and kit and ebin and some others
I don't feel like starting more shit with people I don't like, so I won't list, but you know who you are.
>tfw you had a name picked out that you like, but now you feel like you wanna change it
>tfw you have no idea whether you'll change it, or what you would change it to if you did
Deciding on a name is hard. ;~;
>>7083585
>>7083578
>Who are your favorite trips?
>>7083588
No huggs
Only infinite sadness
>>7083585
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-37707776
>>7083571
1. Be a boy
2. Fuck me senseless doggy style
>>7083454
>when you make the man you cucked you into your girlfriend
>>7083601
stop it it's not me :sob: :sob:
mommy
>>7083590
Sounds fun! Have you had one before? What are you gonna put on it?
>I hope you like them
If I don't like em, I have free returns.
>>7083584
Post voice clips here to practise.
>>7083609
i listen to music all day long so i won't hear banging upstairs that reminds me of that stuff
if you're already listening to music, just distract yourself i guess
don't let these thoughts run wild yo
remind yourself that you're safe if that helps
>>7083567
Nope. Walking around the grave yard at night. As long as I stay towards the woods and the south side, there is no cop patrol. I like it here. It's filled with night sounds (even the highway and trains). It's very cold. I shouldn't have come here.
>>7083578
I like Charlotte Maeve moap and Kayla when she's not fire ball mode. My likes change often depending who talks with me and who is frequent and whether I am frequent.
I have a lot of least favorites. I filter them all so it's not relevant other than to just spread hate. *cough*fuck rawr and dollface
>>7083608
pookie pookie poo
>>7083613
Oh, just empty you.
>>7083608
im literally across the room stinky
>>7083608
pookie i finally sued someone for real
>>7083611
>Sounds fun! Have you had one before? What are you gonna put on it?
Magazines, batteries, water, BBs, etc
>If I don't like em, I have free returns.
But returning things is such a pain in the butttttt
>>7083628
wtf im not any of those other guys who are bullying you i am just here randomly
>>7083623
oh wow
>>7083631
r u sure
>>7083632
The thought of a semen eruption just seems like so much fun.
hi please send help
>>7083628
im ur mommy?
>>7083626
>tfw this isn't happening right now
Fuck, get over here
This isn't a pretext for my roommate and I to spitroast you
Honest
>>7083613
I mean
I'm not imagining sexing you with you as a boy
Fuck
Why are pre transition girls so confusing ;_;
>>7083634
yea
file for a subpoena duces tecum on my isp and youll see
>Trump mentions Muzzies pushing gays off of buildings.
>Hillary laughs.
here's a clyp of me imitating a girl that was talking on overwatch like a crazy person
https://clyp.it/etzeuxew
>>7083641
>>7083638
>I'm not imagining sexing you with you as a boy
When I was pre and early transition a couple people thought of me as a boy. Including while dating me.
>>7083630
>batteries
batteries?
>But returning things is such a pain in the butttttt
yeah, but it's like "oh, you can get all your money back FOR FREE if the thing you ordered doesn't fit" which is totally cool in my book.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B015PYDR64/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&th=1&psc=1
I got this bra; it'll probably fit, but it might be big.
>>7083638
i can be whatever you want me to be
>>7083648
>batteries?
It's airshit, for the most part guns are powered by batteries so it's handy to keep spares on you.
>yeah, but it's like "oh, you can get all your money back FOR FREE if the thing you ordered doesn't fit" which is totally cool in my book.
Yeah but
Efforttttttttttt
That's a rather frily bra
>>7083649
How submissive of you.
>>7083636
isla look it's a picture of you (the pretty flower)
>>7083643
yer voice is really good considering you haven't really started hrt
>>7083649
F-fuck
>>7083653
s-shut up!
>>7083640
>Hillary laughs.
>tfw you're voting for gary johnson
>>7083649
>tfw nimnom is hella horny
>>7083653
it's supposed to fit really well and it's like $40 off. I'm wasting money not buying it.
>>7083655
tfw thisdoesn't even make me feel better
:sob:
>>7083658
You're quite silly, Nimmykins. Pretending to be a dominant boy for your little crush, when you're neither of the things you claim to be. You'll only disappoint her, you know ~.
>>7083662
:( sorry
this'll be over eventually and you're gonna go back to being a happy isla
Clintons biggest problem with this debate, is she has amazing moments, and then keeps talking without giving three a pause
Awful lots of ERP goin on in here!
>>7083664
OMG SHUT UP
Awful lots.
>the third and final presidential debate for the 45th POTUS is currently occuring
>the candidates are laying out their positions and debating key issues
>both are being forced to answer difficult questions that they probably won't be forced to answer again before election day
>instead of watching this, you bunch of boys who think you're girls are all cybering with each other and posting lewd anime pictures
I wish I had a vagina.
>>7083586
>sjw college
>discrimination
Are you a cis white male or something?
>>7083671
Feisty are we? That's no way to talk to your superior, Kim. Only begging me for punishment, really.
>>7083678
Want mine?
>>7083678
>>7083675
>>7083670
I can't get dirty thoughts out of my mind, I should go clean and do productive things.
>>7083677
I'm British.
>>7083682
dibs if she doesn't want it
>>7083682
Can I keep it? God it must be so nice to put on tight pants and little undies with zero bulge to ruin it.
>>7083677
multitasking!!
>>7083664
>>7083671
What did they mean by this?
>>7083688
Nim's a little girl with a crush.
>>7083679
>>7083683
>You
>Clean
Ha.
>>7083681
you're no match for t-nim
unfortunately t-nim left yesterday afternoon
>>7083677
But I am watching it.
>>7083684
Why are you awake at 3:20am if not to watch the debate?
>>7083683
the only thing you're probably cleaning is your prostate :^)
>>7083690
that's not true
>>7083694
Please, I probably had more T than you and I was low test pre-spiro.
Regardless, it's cute you already gave up the fight. Silly Kim.
>>7083693
IM GONNA FUCKIN DO IT IM HAVING SOMEONE OVER THIS WEEKEND
>>7083638
>This isn't a pretext for my roommate and I to spitroast you
I'm a switch. Both of these things can happen.
>>7083677
WRONG
>>7083701
I hope you suck their dick. Do you it pussy.
>>7083685
You want it nimiemi?
>>7083686
I mean i guess? Is there tiny strap-on that simulate bulges?
>>7083706
I started laughing when they just started yelling at each other.
>>7083701
gracebang2016 is actually happening?
>>7083701
>:(
im an alpha male grace don't mes with me
>>7083690
Are you sure?
>>7083708
We'll see how far we get.
>>7083712
>tfw no portland orgy 2016
>>7083711
>Is there tiny strap-on that simulate bulges?
Yeah, FTM sufferers use them. They're called packers.
szgad,gsdngjskoagnhfdauigdhnbkzjcxbnchlvh
>>7083716
Mhm. Can't you tell?
>>7083713
"alpha male"
Just a little boy at best, Kim.
>>7083692
scary
>>7083717
poosy.
hi.
>>7083711
ye ^^
>>7083718
holy shit, lmao wtf.
>>7083723
GRACE STOP OR ILL BEAT YOU UP
>>7083723
I'm notably clueless about these kinds of things, I generally can't tell when someone is into me
Regardless I still don't know how to feel when pretransition girls are involved.
>>7083727
*gestures towards the pillow fort*
>>7083718
hahahahahhahaahah
>>7083732
You? Beat me up? Calm the T-rage there little Kimmy, you'll hurt yourself more than me.
>>7083734
>Regardless I still don't know how to feel when pretransition girls are involved.
Best course of action is probably to just not.
Lord I've changed so much since I started transition idk anyone who would be able to be involved with me through all of that as more than friends.
>>7083737
desu
i don't want in the pillow fort
i want someone into my bed
uwu
Hey what does elanna look like anyways? She cute?
>>7083728
You get first dibs.
Rate vag 1/10
>>7083742
Kinda.
>>7083734
it feels like you're completely dominating them for the patriarchy
>>7083734
lani im just messing around
>>7083743
Got pics?
>>7083729
>>7083738
>>7083746
I mean, you do flirt with me a lot though
>>7083745
Wat
>>7083742
Fuck no lmao
>>7083734
>not being able to tell when someone's into you
>not making people fall for you if they aren't already
Step yr game up
>>7083742
was wondering this also
>>7083753
How much would would it cost to make Elanna wear a packer in public for a day.
>>7083747
There there, life's better when you give yourself up to an owner instead of trying to be some fake alpha male.
>>7083750
Of course but not here.
Pic for pic.
>>7083752
I DONT WANT ONE.
>>7083754
oh wow ^=^
>>7083742
in my opinion yeah
or at least she passes well
>>7083753
so do you
>>7083734
>I'm notably clueless about these kinds of things, I generally can't tell when someone is into me
If their penis is currently sliding in and out of one of your orifices, they probably like you.
haet ftm
>>7083753
elanna POST FACE
>>7083759
no!
nim is the man!
>>7083754
uwu
supes sad
>>7083760
>tfw no vagina
god this is pure suffering
>>7083767
"man"
need irl huggs
>>7083772
irl hugg lauren
So I could totally make a replica of this paper with the gender switched and get away with it, right? I don't want to have to find a trans friendly psych
tfw no mommy jill and mommy hillary to tucc u in
>>7083775
is this kino?
>>7083770
g-grace??
>>7083780
charlotte help me she's being mean
>>7083780
Yes, Charizard?
>>7083777
Woman.
>>7083777
im having flashbacks
isolation is really starting to harm me
idk
>>7083697
I actually am watching it, I was just pointing out that I don't need to because I have nothing to do with your meme country.
>>7083782
pls don't be mean to me i can't take it
>>7083769
Sorry your suffering.
>>7083776
oh wow.
>>7083782
You're adorable when you try to dom.
help
>>7083789
>You're adorable when you try to dom.
If I wasn't adorable I wouldn't have much room to talk would I?
>>7083788
Alright then, Kimmy. Just admit you're a little girl and it all stops.
>>7083763
I'm not daft, that much I can tell
That hasn't happened much lately ;~;
>>7083762
I'm a naturally flirty person though..
>>7083758
I would never wear a packer for any sum of money
>>7083755
Huh?
>>7083765
Fine, get a load of this faggot
>>7083786
>I actually am watching it, I was just pointing out that I don't need to because I have nothing to do with your meme country.
Joke's on you, I'm British as well.
Britain 1 - 0 Britain.
>>7083795
I'm talking about personality only.
>>7083796
>doesn't even have to try the look female
>tfw everyone knows chara's actually a cis boy that's transitioning for fun
>>7083781
I wish I could.
>>7083782
I don't know what to make of this desu...
>>7083796
oh wow
your eyes turned out really cute didnt they
>>7083797
lol
>>7083796
I'd grab your pussy.
Opening of my paper finished
>>7083803
Little girl.
>>7083805
What do you mean?
>>7083800
Only personality WOW MEAN
>>7083789
Don't tell me you don't even have two diagnoses.
>>7083805
I don't think anyone thinks that.
>>7083796
>this person was a boy until age 18
how
did they use magic
>>7083812
no im not little
>>7083815
rubber bands
>>7083809
Been there, done that. She makes the greatest sounds. The best sounds.
>>7083811
I can help if you need; I have a masters degree in English (I'm lying I hate college) and tutor college kids (I'm not lying I'm qualified). 10 page papers are a meme to get money from your parents, but it's good practice anyway just for structure of language. 25 page papers are an annoying meme to break you into pointless habits. I like 16 pages.
>>7083812
gay.
>>7083787
I don't know the ratio, I don't want to have to deal with it. I suppose I could ask at one of the local trans support group things except I would feel bad popping back up after having come to a few meetings and disappeared for an eon just to ask a question and then disappear again lol
>>7083818
>>7083812
I didn't think that was mean sorry.
>>7083813
I don't understand what you're talking about.
>Wasted my youth repressed as a man, pushing away everyone for fear of anyone discovering my secret that I want to be a girl
>Transition at 25 and it's going alright, but I have no friends to show my improved self to
>>7083824
CORRECT
Now that the dust has settled, who do you think won the debate?
>>7083834
the record has been corrected :^)
>>7083806
I mean they're freakishly big
>>7083803
Ok, sorry
>>7083810
>>7083809
T-thank
>>7083815
I was a pretty weird and ugly looking boy, because rubber bands
>>7083819
Me and my professor are writing it together. We plan on at least 15+ pages before submitting it
>>7083829
>I didn't think that was mean sorry.
I'm teasing, I'm taking it way too far and assuming you implied I'm ugly lol
>>7083822
Yes you are.
>>7083816
Yes, you are.
>>7083796
not bad/10. Would fool around in bed with.
>>7083843
I forgive you.
>>7083840
i actually really like them
i-in the most offensive way possible
>>7083796
major uncanny valley
>>7083840
You really should meet up with the people you used to bully and let them fugg you as recompense.
>>7083833
>>7083829
If the only mental disorder you have is sociopathy you're a scrub
>>7083843
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU ARE
>>7083853
W-what?
>>7083862
>I'm not gay
>I'm just a faggot
Saaaame
>>7083846
>tfw not fooling around
>>7083854
>tfw nonpassing android
>>7083862
at least I look like a faggot
you just look like a girl :/
>>7083858
Wouldn't you like to know.
:p
>>7083859
You do look like a gayboy.
>>7083867
*faggot
>>7083865
FAGCLUB
Me in the back.
Posted in femgen, but does anyone here suffer from small areola?
>>7083872
me
>>7083869
Doesn't look like a girl
>>7083875
Just the right size.
>>7083819
>I have a masters degree in English
Could you let me know if my technnical article is written properly? I fot a D in English at school.
>>7083878
Didn't I say I was just a faggot, anon?
>>7083875
wat
those look pretty normal
https://soundcloud.com/user-393433826/nightofwolves10-19-16
WARNING /!\ LINK AUTO PLAYS AFTER AT A MUCH MUCH HIGHER VOLUME SOME TERRIBLE UNRELATED SHIT I DIDNT MAKE.
This is (quite obviously) with no editing what soever just muscle memory.i really desperately need a fucking metronome and the ability to read music because this is all from memory and as you hear at the end i get annoyed and restless and want to play something else or confused with my surroundings and scared and it brakes a trance like concentration.
>tfw you have wicked ADHD like hella bad
I cant sing i cant hardly play music wtf do i do
>>7083869
>tfw just a fag that people think is a girl for some reason
Is there any hope that I might one day have big soft natural breasts? Or are hard implants my only option for big tiddies.
>>7083865
i wasnt trying to fucking give you a big compliment
just that i thought your eyes were pretty
>>7083882
help me be a girl grace
>>7083887
>tfw sometimes a girl and sometimes a boy I guess
>>7083888
Implants. Unless you're Ash and started at 12.
>>7083888
Progesterone
>>7083884
install metronome app on phone
>>7083868
pretty sure I do :3
>>7083895
ugh
yeah they are really nice arent they
>>7083895
>and started at 12.
Try 24.
>>7083892
I ain't even a girl yet, nim.
If you need help with something specific lemme know, tho.
>>7083897
No, I want a real one. The problem is I don't really undersand music theory. I don't really understand chords or anything. I need to learn and stop playing like I'm mentally retarded and autistic.
>>7083896
Progrsterone doesn't work for everyone
>>7083898
Quid is a nerd.
>>7083895
>Ash
I've never seen these, post
>>7083887
if your tiddies didn't start coming in in a year would you go on progesterone or do you still think it's a meme
Who here has a patchy hormone supply? These overseas places take ages to deliver and are constantly running out of stock
>tfw a pochyana licking thunder stones trying to be a jolteon
>>7083888
In theory, yes. I know a trans girl that got DDs (without being obese). But it's absurdly rare.
>>7083902
i dont know anything
>>7083904
ye but worth a shot
How are you girls holding up tonight?
>>7083903
why does it matter? it's just a clicking sound to keep time
>tfw Sarah filtered me
I'm tired of the passive aggressiveness here.
>>7083888
I mean, I ended up with pretty normal boobs.
>>7083895
Androgyny is a hell of a drug
>>7083890
T-thank
>>7083907
Progesterone did nothing for me but give me mood swings
I guess it depends on if you have the money for it, some people get good results from it seemingly
>>7083917
I'm not a girl
>>7083919
sarah is gross honestly though
>>7083922
Then how are you holding up, man?
>>7083875
p cute
>>7083919
I only filer people out when they shit post more than like 5 times in a thread. You know damn well you sometimes go off arguing with retards. I've filtered literally probably everyone at least once. This computer has no filters yet no trip either
>>7083923
Yeah I can't go around pretending i'm a girl lmao thankfully women find me attractive now but that is going to change real fucking quick
>>7083920
>I mean, I ended up with pretty normal boobs.
I'm 6'3 though, I'll need pretty large boobs in order to look good with them. Dunno how tall you are, but the shorter you are the smaller your chest can be without looking flat.
>>7083869
*faggot
>>7083912
>Not wanting to be Sylveon
Why though
>>7083919
That's why you're just straight up aggressive right?
>>7083920
>Androgyny is a hell of a drug
that it is.
>>7083934
>>7083938
>not wanting to be a man
Such a long day~
>>7083926
>Then how are you holding up, man?
So someone wants to see a pic of my Fluttershy cosplay, but I think I deleted all of mine in a fit of self loathing
Anyone keep one to mock me with/fap to/both?
>>7083941
this pains me
>>7083932
itll be okay champ
you just need a mountain of surgery
>>7083941
Well yeah, but Sylveon's clearly the most feminine one.
>>7083920
oh yeah i forgot about the side effects
can't you like get high on it too?
>>7083912
Why does that feel like a description of my life.
>>7083947
The only solace is that I have enough cash to do that.
Are you actually trans or just a dude?
nep is a cute
>>7083942
Welcome back to being relaxed.
Was it a good day?
>>7083905
chara is a ragdoll
>>7083955
Just work and errands, but it was leg day so I think I exhausted all my energy lol. How about you?
>>7083933
That's not how boobs work
Either you have boobs that look like they are natural and normal or you don't.
It's not like you need mega milks to be a Tanner stage 4
>>7083949
Yeah, apparently
It's pretty expensive and not really worth it IMO
Anyone know what the best places to go in terms of money and results are for ffs? In NZ, so local isn't really an option.
>>7083960
is the massaging for the bloodflow or whatever and stuff like that a meme too
>>7083953
just a boy
>>7083958
Ahh
Yeah thats a lot of energy.
Unfortunately fro me, today was kinda bad because my moms friends like to yell a lot cuz of politics and it reminded me of my parents fighting when i was little ;w;
did work at least go o k today?
thanks for askin^^
>>7083952
cuz im a qt writer :^)
>implying i could ever be an actor let alone actress. top meme
>>7083964
ok
>>7083969
hey sarah install a metronome app and do these courses
http://www.open.edu/openlearn/history-the-arts/culture/music/introduction-music-theory/content-section-0
https://www.edx.org/course/introduction-music-theory-berkleex-oharm100x-2
now you can make music
I got a referral to a dermatologist
I'm honestly pretty scared
I wish I didn't have cystic acne
These shits just form out of nowhere for seemingly no reason, even on Spiro
Getting them removed is gonna be a bitch and probably require surgery
>>7083895
>Unless you're Ash and started at 12.
or me :3
>>7083968
I'm sorry. But I know how that feels, that's pretty much my entire Facebook feed right now so I'm just avoiding it. Dx
And it was good! Just tiring from the lifting and stuff haha. But I just had some mini Oreos >o>;
>>7083977
grace ily
i have problems with that too
i hope you get it all worked out
>>7083979
Yours have yet to be seen, Charlotte.
im gonna shower
also hi ash
>>7083957
What's a ragdoll...?
get on discorddd i need helllp
Me.
>>7083977
Don't be scared, I used to have horrible acne but once I saw a dermatologist I got it all under control when they put me on Accutane. So just keep your head up and it will be okay. <3
So I sent a coming out letter to my parents and 3 days later I haven't heard from them since. How fucked am I, /mtfg/?
>>7083965
Also a meme
>>7083977
The sooner you fix it, the better.
Beauty is pain.
>>7083985
well, I'm a tanner 2 C-cup. I expect good things :3
Why are all the American trips assholes? Literally the only American trips that I like here are Juniper, Neptune and Faye. All the others are cunts.
>>7083988
Hallo!
>>7083996
wtf how do i get mega milks then
>>7083995
the mail carrier got attacked by a pack of wild dogs
>>7083999
Most americans in general are assholes.
>>7083999
I-I'm American ;o;
>>7083975
Thank you. I think tomorrow (always tomorrow epecially when tomorrow comes it's tomorrow) I'll do that.
Idk. I've hit rock bottom with my motivation, but I really do appreciate the links and I will save them aside. Thanks anonchat :3
>>7083995
we dont know your parents
:( i hope not fucked. maybe they'll buy you a cake?
>>7083999
b-but I'm an american
Hello thread.
>>7083994
I'm not sure it's just accutane that'll fix it idk x.x
Hopefully we can stop new cysts from forming and removing the ones I have wont hurt or scar too much..
>>7083982
ty nim, gl 2 u 2
>>7083997
>Beauty is pain.
It really is
>>7083999
Because you post shit like this all the time.
>>7084003
Luck
Genetics
Starting early enough
That's literally all it is and all that influences it
>>7083995
Give them some more time Anon
>>7083980
>mini oreos
jealouss
its not that they argue its that they yell at each other which is super annoying ;w;
but i can imagine how that would make someone tired
i'd be exhausted >_<
seriously i wish i had sweets so bad x.x
>>7083977
HEY!
You took the idea of assigned gender and kicked it to the curb and told it "Get the fuck out of my life"
You can do anything you want to do, okay? There's nothing to be scared of. A lot of people have skin problems, it's why there's skin doctors. So get that cleared up~
>>7083999
They're mostly cool guys, apart from the histrionics. Americans are like puppydogs and easily excitable.
Nice heaven trips too.
>>7083999
because you are an aggressor sometimes and it upsets people maybe?
I don't like what they post =/= they are assholes, Shakira.
>>7084013
It worked miracles for me! I no longer get cystic acne! And for the scars you can try a chemical peel, I've been pics and I want to get one myself for my freckles!
>>7083998
Prove it.
>>7083999
You're one of the most annoying trips in existence across multiple time shifts and alternate dimensions.
>7083999
The only irony thicker here is your shoulder width nigga get back at me fuck you USA! USA! USA!
Why are all the wrecked hons this desperate to insult everyone?
>>7084009
I think those links are pretty basic but if you know literally no music theory it's good to start with the basics then learn scales and stuff later
>>7084022
I mean to put it in perspective I got pretty normal tanner stage 4 boobs starting at 19. You'll probably be fine at 20.
>>7084028
but freckles are adorablee ashhhh
>>7083999
that's mean senpai ;_;
>>7084010
Snick Snicks!
>>7084019
When we hang out I will bring sweets haha! Maybe we can go to a mall or something and get candy!
>>7083999
Have I really done anything to earn your hatred though? I'm like brand new around here
>>7084010
im still in love with you
>tfw 60% of thread filters u
At least I have my lasagna
>>7083999
you are rude to people so often but then you freak out at literally anything you perceive as a slight
>>7084039
that
sounds
so amazing omgg
lets do it!!
i haven't been to a mall since like
April >_<
>tfw shakira knows exactly how to farm (you)s
damn
>>7083999
>mfw the American trips are sperging out to this
I just spent what could have been a year's supply of mones on PC upgrades and Battlefield 1 Ultimate.
>>7084030
want me to show you the tape measurements?
>>7084047
sass do you have any mayan ancestry or only euro
nep is a bully
>>7084050
>tfw you fell for it again
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>7083999
You're so fucking nuts, you're like a black charlotte
>>7084055
>buying any AAA game
Well fuck it's almost time for work.
I'll see you around I guess.
>>7084040
It really did clear it up! It's been 10 years now since I got it done and all I get are black heads here and there or a zit or two! And as far as the freckles for it'd be to remove the bad ones aka sunspots!
>>7084049
Yesssss! We should do it in November when it's cooler so we can dress cozy and get warm drinks! :D
>>7084059
Don't bully Doodles!
I smell awful.
>>7084070
*Bullies doodles*
>>7084040
>>7084046
My boobs didn't stop noticeably changing until like 5 years in. Buckle in for the long haul, boobs take a long time to develop
>>7084013
I've never done ANYTHING to you, I rarely even speak to you yet out of the blue you start insulting me. Why? Totally uncalled for.
>>7084026
>>7084030
You two as well do the same shit, I've rarely ever had a conversation with either of you yet whenever someone starts attacking me you jump in as if I'm your mortal enemy.
>>7084057
I'm like light tan so I might. But I don't know. I guess I have from someplace, why?
>>7084068
have fun with the old people
>>7084073
nooooo
>>7084071
sit in a shower for an hour
>>7084056
Show tits lmao.
>>7084076
You have no idea what attacking is if you think that's what im doing right now.
stop chimping out
>>7084080
It's not the weekend
>>7084074
>5 years
>See poptart in cupboard
>Want the poptart
>Can't have the poptart because it's junk
>Want the poptart
>Refuse to eat the poptart
>Look down
>Empty poptart wrapper
>Crumbs
>>7084076
Just because you leave me alone doesn't mean I'm not gonna take notice of your shit with other people. I merely said you were aggressive and now you're blowing up. Memes about trage and whatnot here.
>>7084077
Today I was reading about how the collapse of the mayan empire might have been due to a climate change so I was just thinking of it
>>7084087
you can only shower on weekends? that sucks
Mfw asian hon deletes my Reddit posts
>>7084091
Yeah..
Grace ty for common sense
i thought i was crazy
>>7084097
Forgot pic
shakira appears to be pretty attractive for a dindu
>tfw snick snicks ignores you
>>7084091
>piss someone off
>you have anger issues lmao
Why do people do this? Chicken. Egg.
>>7084089
Yeah
The sooner you start the sooner they appear
I mean, I had B cup cones a year in, but they didn't really round out and actually look normal until much later.
>>7084104
i sit in there for a while when i'm feelin like a sad maeve
>>7084105
hi hi
>>7084079 (You)
>>7084085
I do, actually. Some of them are pretty sharp. I'm working with my lez coworker today, too. I actually came out to her a little after she started.
>>7084094
Yeah, it's like something between climate change and overfarming the land.
I was really really really into maya stuff as a kid. I just went to Tikal this easter.
>>7084110
snick snicks!
>>7084104
>Barely doxed
I could ruin your life if i wanted.
But anyway show tits, ill trade mine for it if you want.
>>7084101
She looks like an Asian lady with a cute dog.
>>7084106
You know
There's a reasonable and an unreasonable reaction to things
Getting super pissed off over being called aggressive falls into the latter category.
You mentioning anger issues just goes to show it's been brought up to you before and you're insecure about it because you actually have them.
>>7084116
sorry ;-;
>>7084111
:3 how are you? How was your day?
>>7084117
>I could ruin your life if i wanted.
>>7084122
don't reply to my nep(you)
>>7084117
>I could ruin your life if i wanted.
Who is this hacker 4chan?
>>7084117
>I could ruin your life if i wanted.
Mean thread tonight, eh
>>7084118
>Asian lady
You can't make this shit up
>>7084036
i started at 19 too and i've got like a little cone boob and a half.
There's no way of telling really. There's always inserts and surgery.
>>7084118
Shakira is "special"
It's best not to take it too personally
>>7084096
Showering during the week is annoying
>>7084114
looks like a cool place
>>7084130
ily alice
27 how to not suicide :(
>>7084117
oh my god, shut up already. Nobody cares.
>>7084130
How many years hrt?
>>7084108
tomorrow if they email me telling me my boys are fertile!
>>7084143
it seems like a fictitious way most of all homie
my penis feels funny
>>7084138
become girl
>>7084117
woah eDGY!!!!
>>7084141
I'm not trying to upset you, why can't we just be friends? ^=^
>>7084117
You dont even leave your house and sleep on a floor, what the fuck are you gonna do? Order a pizza to her house?
Damn threads done already
Ummmmmmmm.
What tanner stage is this?
https://unsee
.cc/dubanezi/
Not me, btw :3
>>7084119
How can anyone hate Sass, when no one literally knows who the fuck sass is
>>7084140
good
>>7084151
but am columbine kid :(
>tfw supposed to be adult woman with kid but man
>>7084142
like 4 and a half
i just running my panties under water good enough for cleaning off shit? like they're stained but thats fine right they don't really smell anymore...
>>7084153
>Because you're ugly
>Because you're a neet
>Because you're a cunt
>Because you torture animals
>Because you're severely autistic
Off the top of my head.
>>7084155
this is a super true point though
>>7084118
Oh and if I have so called anger issues please explain why I never argue with anyone during British daytime or even with any other non-American trips bar Elanna? This is the entire point of this argument, that the vast majority of the trips who get on my nerves are American. CFH, Phienchen, Carol, Oryx, Akaka, Sheen, Smiles, Sass never had any problems with any of them. But when the Americans are online it's arguments constantly.
>>7084119
Well Sass doesn't live in America even though she has links there. Sass is great.
>>7084165
throw them out now you fucking degenerate
>>7084171
they're my only pair though i'll buy more in a couple weeks next time i go out. it's not my fault i did it while sleeping
>>7084169
>its another 'european is butthurt' episode
>>7084153
be my friend chara
>>7084177
>not ugly or autistic
how often do you shower in a week?
STOP GIVING HER (YOU)S
YOU'RE PLAYING RIGHT INTO HER HANDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YVrxFmheSc
>>7084177
You could probably get some 14 year old emo girls to fawn over you, but Im sure they'd laugh at how awkward you are irl and think they were idiots for talking to you in the first place.
No, you're pretty severely autistic, only a complete autist can be content with your existence and not an hero. You kinda remind me of chris-chan in that way.
It was kind of crazy watching the debate and realizing that Clintons style of rushing and not letting her points sit is a symptom of her learning that if she even takes a breath a man will talk over top of her.
also calling her a nasty woman while she's talking about her tax policies is probbbbbbably the best think since real house wives became a thing
tfw no tits or vagoo