>Tfw i was born Straight ;_;. I wish i was Gay. Getting laid

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>>7081811
you can do that right now

Also, women generally suck. I'm bi but the fact that cunts might make $hillary win making gayer and more muh soggy nee.

>>7081811
Just try it then you fuck

>>7081811
Be gone Hetero scum.

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>>7081811
git gud

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>>7081811
>I could just go on Grindr and find someone to fuck in minutes.

You don't have to be gay to do that.

Just saiyan...

The good news is that in 20-30 years when your hormones start to decrease and sex doesn't matter as much to you, you will have a loving family to share your life with. Meanwhile gaycucks will be lonely bitter old mutants barely clinging to a pointless life.

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>>7083226
>Realize thats the same bg font and text bubble i was using on my last phone.
Spoopy.
Also have a feeling op doesn't want HIV

>>7081811
>Getting laid would be so much easier.
>I could just go on Grindr and find someone to fuck in minutes.

That's the best way to catch std's fampai

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If you are straight and not getting laid right now, then you are the problem because you are a loser, it would not change a bit if you were gay. Getting laid is not hard at all.
I mean, I'm celibate myself, so it isn't like I'm claiming to be a pimp or nothing.

>>7081811
>I wish i was Gay
so why aren't you gay? it isn't like you need someone else approval. just go suck a dick and/or get fucked in the ass.