As a bi loser virgin with no friends who doesn't drink,

Try telling the truth. Most people find something that's completely new to them, that they've never tried before, at least slightly fun, if only the one time. Plus you can do it online anonymously, so your family won't catch you and be angry with you for disgracing their heritage.

>>7055151
Maybe because it's 6am and I'm sleepy, but I don't understand what you're talking about.

>>7055146
> As a bi loser virgin with no friends who doesn't drink

consider starting

>>7055153
Halloween is half a month away, right? I'm suggesting that you spend the next half a month preparing yourself mentally for this challenging task. On the 31st of October, come on to 4chan and post something that it's bullshit. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself. Best of all, your family never has to know. This is your secret club house, your secrets are safe with us.

>>7055159
that *isn't bullshit

>>7055159
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>7055165
Try not to doo doo. Try not to poo poo. On the 31st of October, shut off the shit faucet, but when the brown bounty, the green gallons, have run dry, POST ANYWAY. You might even find it addictive, the posting of the non-browny-wownies, the non-stinky-memes. Best of all, your mommy and daddy will never find out that you told the truth. We don't want them to have a heart attack.

>>7055165
Remember, the 31st of October is National Spooky Day. And what could be spookier than not being full of fucking bullshit? I'll bet you're shivering with nervousness just thinking about it. That's your adrenaline pumping.

>>7055146
start treating you depression, if your brain chemistry is fucked you will fell unhappy and wont connect to people which is a downwards spiral

t.bi loser shut in trying to get out

>>7055146
Dress up as KKK