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nice edition

• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• hugg elann
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• nim ily
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well.. t-this is me
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>>7054121
nice thread
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i'm glad i once again live in the world where lauren isn't a nazi
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lots and lots of cozies for all shemales plz
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Death has a shitty taste in candy :/
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Any chance this one will last?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij_0p_6qTss
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>tfw no precum soaked penis to suck
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>>7054121
Omg nice tank :D
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>>7054135
snickers are yummy though
what kind of candy do you like anon
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>>7054119

You said it yourself. MAD.
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>>7054134
Wingull is such a dumb pokemon
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>>7054113 #
GODDAMMIT

it worked...
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>>7054138
shit, you beat me to it
fucker
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>>7054129
Darlington is my last guess, I don't know up north well.
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>tfw no lover to pin me down have their way with me.
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>>7054136
>there's a million reasons why i should give you up
>but the heart wants what it wants
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How do I stop being hungry mtfg? I don't want to be fat
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>>7054145
The only candy worth eating is Reese's
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>>7054135
Hey
Snickers are good
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>>7054162
Your body probably wants food so it can grow, dummy.
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>>7054158
Why not CFH?
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>>7054162
Water. Lots of water.
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>>7054166
I don't want it to grow!
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neptune is a sweetheart ahead of her time
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>>7054172
You need bewbs
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>>7054164
respectable
i'm a peanut butter fanatic
though they don't feel as MEATY as candybars like snickers
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Hi everyone, bunch of cuties.
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>>7054170
Water always makes me hungrier, i think it washes the taste out of my mouth. I'll try flavoured water.
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aha cool anxiety is pushing through the clonazepam
what is wrong with me
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>>7054162
what worked for me was coming up with a daily diet that was both tasty, relatively easy to make, rich in nutrients and at the appropriate calories. It's not the most advisable thing to do because i guess you can get bored with it pretty easily, but this is what works for me.

This way i know what i am going to eat every day and eating anything outside of that was unnecessary. I also drink a lot of water which sometimes makes you forget you're hungry.
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>>7054157

Too far.
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>>7054175
The world needs bigger boobs.
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>>7054164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMICD3aMZpw

>>7054167
I haven't physically met her yet. Don't know how compatible we would be. I like partners I can feel in my mind, they're rare.

>>7054181
have you been taught any relaxation techniques to help control it?
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>>7054162

Stop being pro-ana
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>>7054181
I take fentanyl for my anxiety.
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I love you
<3
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Is drake going to transition?
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>>7054133
it was an accident nazis are gross
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>>7054188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1jzVJjk32E

>>7054192
>>7054181
I'm on max dose of busPIRone.
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>>7054186
What do you do if your problem is undereating and nothing sugary seems appealing to you at all?
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>>7054195
Will Shakira and Mercury ever get married?
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Wew my head is feeling really fucking weird all of a sudden
I'm hungry and I feel like sleeping, too
I'm a bit concerned
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>>7054198
Welcome back
>tfw your problem is that you're gaining more weight when you skip meals than when you don't
Send help.
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>>7054181
feel better grace you are a cute little worrywart
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>>7054170
I want a full tummy not a full bladder!

>>7054175
But I already have boobs!

>>7054186
I can stick to a diet but it doesn't stop my tummy rumbling >_< I need to buy a few kilos of celery to snack on or something

>>7054191
healthy at any size supporter pls go
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tfw "Isla a cute" was removed
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i'm going to go out on a limb and blame gender swapping cartoon episodes on me becoming trans
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>>7054204
Salad is really filling for not many calories

>>7054201
Wtf
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>>7054201
you're fine

take a shower or go to bed
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>>7054201
Drink water, go to bed, stop being such an attention whore, calm down and stop thinking so much about meaningless things.
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>>7054209
Isla a cute
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this shit totally didn't fuck me up inside
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>>7054210
why are there so many of those
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>>7054198
eating sugary shit to gain weight isn't the best. Meat has a high concentration of calories (beef or chicken are both fine). You can also try mass gainers if you're really having trouble.

The best idea is to just look at how many calories you should be eating in a day (you can read the sticky on /fit/ for details) and look up the nutritional value of the shit you eat on wolfram alpha (just type in stuff like 300g chicken + 200g pasta and you can get results)

In general the solution to not gaining weight is to eat more.

>>7054204
>I can stick to a diet but it doesn't stop my tummy rumbling

you should drink more water and also get more vegetables and proteins in there. Often when people crave sweets, this is the result of not eating enough protein. If you have a well rounded diet, you will get some hunger when you're trying to lose a lot of weight. If you're only doing maintenance or light cutting, then feeling really hungry like you are is a sign of bad nutrition.
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>>7054215
y-ya
but its not the same as having it in the OP ;w;
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>>7054209
Islapt is supa qt
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>>7054202
I might get to DM a dnd game this weekend, Im super excited!

Seriously though cake and chocolate never has sat right with me, whenever I try I feel like I bit into a block of sugar and cant take it. I dont eat anything fattening~!
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oh i got my h&m order in today
i havent really checked it out
but i got this super comfy oversized sweater
idk if I should get a smaller size
i kinda like it being so big and warm
>>7054213
>>7054214
sorry
this is the first time ive taken clon
so im like just a little worried cause idk what to expect
bed sounds nice but im gonna hold off on that for a little bit cause i gotta take care of my teeth but with how loopy i feel i just wanna sit for bit
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>>7054200
Probably
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>>7054223
i've never played dnd, but it sounds super fun if you have a good dm. You don't have to eat sweets to gain weight, just eat more of the stuff you're already eating.

>>7054225
that's a super cute sweater for a super cute girl
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>>7054218
jews did this to us subliminally obviously
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goodnight
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>>7054223
That is exciting :3

Pretty much any kind of starch is pretty good for gaining weight as well. Bread, and Rice are the big two I can think of.
Another thing is peanut butter, but that's pretty high-fat, so idk if you'd like it.
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>>7054235
Sleep well an tight lil bun
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>>7054222
b-but its not thread OP official
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>>7054239
Everyone knows why saying it in op again? *,*
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summoning maeve ?
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im the worst chaser ever im just a big goof
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>>7054225
K then, ignoring me is fine too.
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>>7054244
hi loosey goosey
>>7054231
aww,t hanks
>>7054247
im sorry, i missed a post?
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>tfw pretransition decided to transition officaly after i shaved my face and saw my babyface stick our
>inmediately geting flirted with by a bunch of chasers


No wonder cismen get cucked so badly jesus im still muscular and hairy juat wtf man...

wtf i hate chasers now
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>>7054243
how u, boo?
i'm about to take a shower so expect a late response sorry >_<
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>>7054248
Two?
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>>7054251

>wtf i hate chasers now

they so skeevy but they always play the victim when they find out transgirls hate em.
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>>7054248
>hi loosey goosey
hi grace sorry about your anxiety
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>>7054242
because it was in last thread >_<
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>>7054254
oh, wtf and the one about boobs, sorry
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>>7054220
Meat also is high in T which I do not want. What's a mass gainer? Like a protein powder?

>>7054231
DnD is tons of fun, who doesnt want to go slay monsters in a cave with friends?
I try to eat more but I just cant do it, I get full and I dont wanna eat anymore...

>>7054232
I seriously hope you're being sarcastic.

>>7054236
I try so hard to eat more bread but I cant, I just get stuffed so fast from grains....
I dont like peanut butter, im extremely finnicky...
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>>7054253
make sure to send shower pics
im doing okay i suppose
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>tfw three day weekends
>>7054232
shit, /pol/ was right
>>7054158
iktf ;_;
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>>7054257
im sure ill be fine soon, thank you
you are the loosey goosey guy right?
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>>7054261
As long as it's not deliberate, it's forgiven.
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>>7054200
It's that voice, that sweet voice, it won't stop playing in my head.
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>>7054177

hi
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>>7054268
its not deliberate
my head's just like what the fuck rn so i dont relaly feel like talking about tits
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>>7054174
You embarrass me
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>>7054263
>I seriously hope you're being sarcastic
yes and no, I can't be the only one who would always watch the gender change episodes of cartoons over and over?
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>>7054266
yeah that's me
usually i call myself a big dope though not a big goof
just in case, my mom says you should take deep breaths and count to ten that should help
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>>7054263
Then just eat a bunch over an extended time period. Apparently I gained a pound or two eating a lot of rice instead of actual foods.

>>7054271
Kk. You should get some rest.
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>>7054258
It's common knowledge anyway ~
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>>7054265
>shit, /pol/ was right
as always
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>>7054275
aww, be less hard on yourself
the way you talk is adorable
thanks anon mom
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>>7054280
not alwaysss
>>7054278
psst
blue board
psst
nipples
psst
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>>7054263
>Meat also is high in T which I do not want

if you're on HRT this won't affect you, and chicken doesn't affect T production if you want to play it safe.

>What's a mass gainer?

It's basically protein powder but it also contains a lot of calories. Some people put them in shakes when they are trying to bulk. I've never tried one because I always felt i could just eat more if i wanted to gain weight, whereas protein powder was quite useful in letting me get enough protein on a low calorie diet.

Also you will probably get better results if you look for weight gainers (not mass gainers). They are usually marketed towards bodybuilders but if you understand basic nutrition and how gaining/losing weight works you can use anything you want smartly.

>I try to eat more but I just cant do it, I get full and I dont wanna eat anymore...

yeah, people who want to lose weight will get somewhat hungry, and people who want to gain weight will feel stuffed. It's kinda something you just need to deal with.

Anyway, i should just go to bed, i came back from night shift and turned on my computer instead of going to bed...
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>>7054283
Thanks, didn't notice.
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>>7054288
Np dun wan people i like, or people in general getting banned
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tomorrow i'm gonna pants neptune at an ihop and shove strawberries inside her
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>>7054282
ok ill try but sometimes it's tough
my mom says your welcome
i have to go to bed now goodnight grace
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>>7054296
goodnight anon
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ah thank fuck I think I'm getting my head back
i dont understand how people abuse drugs
i want myself to remain at my peak functionality
i dont like being off balance and loopy and just weird and sleepy and idk
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>>7054121
>Tfw Sass is drunk
AMA i'll answer truthfully
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>>7054225
your hair looks good in that picture
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tomorrow i'm gonna propose to neptune at outside of an ihop via spoken word
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>>7054216
That episode awakened my tranyness :(
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>>7054307
I want to forget
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>>7054225
I like that sweater
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>>7054310
Trump or Hilary?
Cats or dogs?
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>>7054310
Do u think I'm a qt?
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>>7054313
ah, thank you
it's a bit of a mess right now, still damp and messy cause i showered a couple hours ago
>>7054320
thanksssss
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>>7054314
I will literally die of embarrassment non metaphorically
My heart can only handle do much
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>>7054310
Will you make me chicken mole from scratch.
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>>7054310
what's the secret ingrediant to yr hot sauce?
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>>7054264
shower pics are impure
glad to hear you're supposedly doing okay
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>>7054335
>shower pics are impure
Yeah..
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>>7054330
<3
pump it
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>>7054310
Will I ever have a girlfriend?
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>>7054343
hi its me ur gf
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>>7054343
Ringring>>7054346
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>>7054346
Why do you mock me?
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>>7054321
Hillary/dogs

>>7054323
Ya :3

>>7054327
Yw

>>7054331
Yus, I can actually do that :)

>>7054334
Roasting the chiled to enhance smokiness and sweetness
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>>7054232
this episode turned me into a diaperfag
i remember seeing it in blockbuster and having a boner i couldnt explain
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>tfw you stare at her picture while listening to slow, sad Coleman Hawkins bossa and crying into your keyboard
I've officially achieved betamax.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHU3_kbv13Q
i was liking this and then it ended im upset
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>>7054367
hugg
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>>7054343
Yes
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>>7054369
wow that's a thirsty anime duder
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Tfw no Rachel gf
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someone give me a good reason i shouldn't eat the entire box of oreos
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>>7054386
you should let me eat them instead
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>>7054386
they'll go straight to your hips

oh

carry on

have you tried the cinnamon bun ones? theyre so good
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>>7054331
I'll take a mole of chickens, you can put them at L5.
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>>7054200
>>7054230
>>7054269
Pretty sure she'd rather marry Rachel the way she was posting the other night
Besides she's dying so she'll probably never marry anyway
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>>7054390
can we share?
>>7054393
im a purist
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>>7054386
not wanting to gain weight
>>7054393
>have you tried the cinnamon bun ones?
wtf i need
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>>7054396
can i have some too
please
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>>7054343
No
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>>7054395
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>>7054399
if grace lets me share
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>>7054403
>>7054402
cool thanks
can u eat the cookies for me pls i only like the icing
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>>7054403
The oreos are all mine and so are you.
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>>7054411
hot
>>7054407
sorry :/
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>>7054401
Sneak in through the back door and become the person she wants
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>>7054414
can i lick the icing off u
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>>7054417
I think I've already creeped her out enough
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>>7054420
Why though?
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Ill soon pass out on being too fugin drunk. You're pretty when I'm drunk is a good song by by bloodhound gang btw.

Tell me which trips are the worst and most embarrassing
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>>7054427
me cringe
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>>7054427
>Tell me which trips are the worst and most embarrassing
Me tho
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>>7054427
worst trips:
Markus
Miranda
Dottie

most embarassing trips:
Sterling
Christine
Hedgefunds
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>>7054429
>>7054430
Saying you are embarrassing is just asking for hugbox
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/!\ WARNING!

>*Trumpets*
>*Red carpet*
>*Frog reading scroll*

IT IS NOW TIME FOR SARAH'S QUESTIONS!


Yo where the fuck do I go to research what a good MP3 player is? Amazon I don't trust. Just got headphones.

Also whats the trip finder? I'm finally on the right computer to make one proper
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>>7054427
I am.
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>>7054436
Fiio x1 or xduoo x3
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>>7054436
just get a cheap android phone with an sd slot
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>>7054422
Idk she said I was creepy.
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>>7054427
im cool
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>>7054436
you want an mp3 player with like a dac and amp? or just something bare bones
also look here for the trip finder thing: http://desktopthread.com/Tripcode_Explorer/
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>>7054442
Fo sho?
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>>7054445
finna be lit
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im p objectivley a bad trip
also
gnight thread
time to go stare at the ceiling all depressed like with a few tears dripping out of my eyes for how frustrated someone makes me
nini
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>>7054440
Like how cheap we talking? Like $30 HTC old piece of junk on craigs list type of thing?

>>7054443
<3
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>>7054443
Every music playback device has a DAC and amp *,*
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>>7054450
You're self harming but weren't mean to anyone tho
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>>7054452
like basically functions cheap
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>>7054456
oh yeah i mean ~high quality~ ones
do you have a Fiio x1 yourself? i wanted to get one but dunno if it's really worth
>>7054450
nini ;-;
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>>7054394
LOL
One mole of chickens would only weigh 18 times the weight of the moon assuming an average 5.03lbs chicken weight. Park them at L5 and watch the new moon change as it goes through compression heating. The question is how many chickens would be ejected into space as this happens.
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>suddenly start feeling anxious and nervous for no apparent reason
Why ;_;
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>>7054469
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>>7054469
anxiety is a bitch
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>>7054469
You have a mental illness.
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shower pics are not impure maeve

they are sacred between a man and a woman
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>>7054466
>moon, earth and chicken
Isn't that a three body problem?
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>>7054466
what manner of autism is this
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>>7054480
what if i look like a man though
you'd have to compensate by looking like a pretty princess girl
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>>7054464
I got one and a half years back I think. The xduoo x3 tries to compete with the fiio x3 but there's a x3 gen ii now. But the xduuo x3 costs nearly the same as a x1 so it'd the better deal rn.
Anyway I don't regret buying the x1.
A amp is necessary to change volume btw e_e
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>>7054487
Spess autism.
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tfw neptune's a bully
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At work, i fucking hate binding my boobs ;_;
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>>7054488
>say i think you look pretty
>b-b-but what if i look like a man

kys maeve
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My whole life has been so terrible. It's been so fake. It's been non-existent. I've suffered my way though this existence in a bubble my entire life. How do I leave?
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>>7054490
Ignore the ashe on my laptop plox @___@
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>>7054495
Dont do it then just a push up
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stoned customers are the best
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>>7054503
true
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>>7054503
Helo banana I'm drunk am I the best too? *,*
>>
>>7054503
Banana

>walkin home one day
>see two naked stoned guys in a truck
>one of them calls me pretty
>they drive off
>>
I'm glad I live in an area with a large Sikh population
>>
>>7054495
*unbinds ur boobs*

>>7054507
Yee
hugg arika
>>
>>7054511
Don't, i dont wanna have anyone know im trans at work
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>>7054511
Yay consider yourself hugged too
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Testing trips is a pain in the ass.

>>7054503
Where do you work?
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>>7054508
>only druggies find oryx attractive
>>
>>7054508
Are you ever going to come on Skype?
>>
I HATE HOW LONG IT TAKES TO CLEAN MY BUTT I JUST WANNA SHOVE THINGS UP THERE REEEEE
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>>7054514
>implying they don't already know

>>7054516
I work at a grocery store

>>7054508
N I C e
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>>7054495
do you use a binder?
>>7054498
;-;
>>7054500
i didn't even notice because you have that super nice keyboard uwu
>>
>>7054516
This is what I use. I believe 4chan is Method 1, so anything that shows up correctly on Method 1 will work

http://desktopthread.com/tripcode.php

Not positive it's #1 though, but one of them always correlates to 4chan.
>>
>>7054490
I want your keyboard
>>
https://soundcloud.com/jubilee-4/grizzly-bear
>>
>>7054519
No it wastes my credit
>>
the elann plann
>>
>>7054516
Just use trip explorer an you use the trips with one hashtag then everything works
>>7054522
Th-thanks
>>
>>7054523
I can't get that to download. I don't have 7 Zip :<

>>7054525
Is this you?
>>
>>7054527
:/ you need to get landline internet, mobile data so expensive.
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>>7054520
>cleaning ur butte
y bother?
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>>7054531
...huh?

Click the link, it's a web applet not a download.
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>>7054528
W-what?
>>
>>7054531
yeah do you like it?
>>
>>7054530
Not all of them, some won't work on 4chan properly, at least the explorer i use
>>
>>7054536
Make yu gay probably *,*
>>
>>7054521
Yeah they probably all know.
>>
>>7054533
Id rsther get bt wifi its a lot cheaper
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http://is.4chan.org/gif/1476326940627.webm

>this will never happen to you
>>
>>7054534
Because booty stuff is literally the only sexual thing i enjoy anymore
>>
>>7054503
AGREED

i love it when they forget they ordered food and get so excited when it's ready and they're surprised

>>7054531
Oh, but also you're using ##tripcode instead of #tripcode, so nothing will work.
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>>7054539
Lost cause desu
Girls are pretty but boys make me weak in the knees
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>>7054547
Jews did this.
>>
>>7054525
I'm so sad right now Juniper, unrequited love ;_;
>>7054543
TalkTalk is pretty cheap too
>>
Time to be abused for 7 hours

Laters
>>
>>7054545
i-is that from a thread
>>
>>7054552
u want a case sensitive cyber?
>>
>>7054554
Im not getting a landline. Also i have a jead ache.
>>
I love everybody itt, I hope you all get hugs and other nice stuffs real soon ^^

>>7054555
good luck kayla!
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I have 3 days until my death. I was 14 when this delusion started. It feels like a Donney Darko count down. I think I'm going to get female clothes.

>>7054559
I got it (I hope)
I thought hte other said PANICyber but its not I'm just still flying around in weed land.
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>>7054555
Show that pallet jack who's boss

I gotta get back to work too
>>
>>7054522
hi maeve
>>
>get email from akf
>say I might br busy next week
>get a few emails that they really want me to come

Wow they must not get a lot of people. Also

>remember seeing some dude wearing their tshirt at 5 am in the morning some day

Shoulbde takren the eeek off
>>
>>7054555
im gonna tell quid to punch a little harder this time
>>
>>7054573
I wanna be punched...
>>
>>7054517
Lies
>>
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Did anyone else have severe panic attacks in the weeks leading up to public presenting female?
>>
>>7054521
>>7054517
>tfw no precum soKed penis with weed to get higj with
>>
when do i get an internet bf to use a penelope trip alongside my pashmina one ;-;
>>7054569
long time no see
>>7054564
i hope so too
>>
>>7054565
please dont kill yourself
>>
>>7054577
I more or less totally shut down my self-consciousness.
>>
>>7054554
<3 u
>>
>>7054577
lol yeah.

and then i went back in the closet

i'm dreading doing it again tho i can't wait for what comes after
>>
>>7054577
probably
but it was masked by an unhealthy amount of xanax
>>
>>7054580
a little too long for me, honestly
;_;

>>7054575
i was just trying to get her attention
of course it was a lie

>>7054579
hi oryx !
>>
>>7054571
It's volunteering, they're always desperate for people.
>>
>>7054577
tell more
>>
>>7054577
I won't go girlmode to school that's making me frustrated and jealous of other girls. The idea of going full-time is making me panic so uuh yes kinda.
I'm proud of you doing it.
>>7054565
I give myself 20 hours trying to get fentanyl but even drug sellers are gatekeepers.
>>
>>7054574
hi
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>>7054565
any of these catch your eye? still working on one that's at the beginning or end
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>>7054591
>the drug sellers are telling you to come over if shit is too much too carry
>>
>>7054584
I love you too <3. Who needs her when I have you?
>>
>>7054597
i love homu
>>
>>7054589
It invovles homeless lgbt and some other conference type things. My email must have been really compleling skme months ago
>>
>>7054577
Yeah, and then i didnt because i was too afraid
>>
I cant wait until I get hormones tbqh...i wish i started transitionong eaelier tbqh...
>>
>>7054588
<3
>>
>>7054597
Tfw*
>>7054601
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zQxZ4uV9yzE
This could be us but you're just playing ;~;
>>
>>7054594
please punch me
hard

>>7054609
I hope you get 'em soon, anon! <3
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>>7054608
That's why I'm still here at home at 24.
>>
>>7054610
i didnt mean it
but if it makes you feel better im a druggie also
so it couldve been a compliment!
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i wish i had friends
i wanna go out and do things
>>
>>7054618
We're not friends? D':
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>>7054618
same. instead i test trip codes. I wish I had friends :(
>>
>>7054603
Shame I didn't know about this place when I was homeless.
>>
>>7054618
Come to Cologne and we could hang out all the time talking about and stuff .-.
>>
>>7054601
'sup Quid

:^v
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>>7054621
Who are you?
>>7054624
I've done nothing with this evening
I'm a star
>>7054627
Germany? That's a bit far.
>>
>>7054629
>Who are you?
I used to be nice but now I'm a horrible bully
>>
>>7054631
Alex I swearrrrrrrrrr
>>
>>7054627
>come to my groping city to come get manhandled by muslims every time you step outside
>>
benadryl makes me feel like shit
>>
>>7054624
I got unconscious from 21:00-01:00 or something and am awake until now 08:17 at least so uh could worse tbqh
>>7054629
Hanging out with me is going too far for a lot of people ;~;
>>7054634
It's just the unofficial queer capital city of Europe. Anyway that's the ultimate passing test :DDD
>>
>>7054634
U used u used to
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>>7054638
Thought that was Brighton?
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>>7054629
Welcome to the last 4 years of my life.

I don't like CyberGUY it makes me upset :

>>7054638
wake up at 4pm sun is almost down watch sunset go to bed at 8am
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Ok... Im gonna try going to class
Lets hope its not too akward
>>
>>7054633
whaaaaat? >.<

>>7054636
Maybe allergic? Wouldn't that be ironic.

>>7054643
Good luck!!!
>>
>>7054641
Who?
>>
>>7054643
didnt you start crying last time
its gonna be hella awkward
>>
>>7054646
It's a town in Southern England, lots of gays.
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>>7054645
Thanks
>>7054647
Yea really akward
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>>7054643
You'll do it. Ignore drakeposter bully. People just mind their own business. I still want your hair.
>>
>tfw have to use an out of town gym just to avoid people I know
Anyone know this feel?
>>
> get up, see myself in the mirror and feel kinda pretty
> get out, see ugly cis girl, feel even better
Great start into the day
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>>7054653
That kid is on my filter list again.
>>
>>7054657
Nice :D
>>
>>7054655
She has ovaries.
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>>7054653
This is what it looks like atm
Aka awfull
My face is pretty meh aswell
>>
>>7054654
I just don't go to the gym

>>7054655
I hope it keeps going great!!
>>
>>7054661
Cute!
>>
>>7054659
I'm not even mad that I didn't get any. I don't want kids. I don't like the thought of a smaller thing growing in me.

I wish I had a hot girlfriend to cuddle and watch scary sci-fi with and I'd make her tea and bite her neck. I used to be guilty for those thoughts because it was "creepy" or "beta" I was told. And for a male, maybe that is. I don't even care to judge. I JUST WANT TO BE PRETTY :(
>>
>>7054661
We have similar hair and you managed to make it look cute. You don't look bad.
>>7054659
She doesn't look like she'll ever need them tho.
>>7054662
It will, only 90 min uni today. :)
>>
>>7054661
you look fine
>>
>>7054668
:3 hi
>>
>>7054661
>My face is pretty meh aswell
Nah

>>7054663
Indeed
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Tfw less appealing to everyone than this
>>
>>7054672
Good morning
>>
>>7054668
Well i like it straight tbqh
>>7054669
Youre fine! <3
>>7054673
O-ok
>>
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when you think about calling her and all the things you're about to do tonight
>>
>>7054674
yeah what you said about your parents was pretty unappealing
just means youre not a good person tbqh

>>7054683
niceu
pay attention in your class this time hanna
and stay off your phone
>>
Juniper is cute
>>
>>7054674
This post hahahahha
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>>7054686
iktf
>>
>>7054483
Yep...

>>7054487
having fun with numbers, and
>>7054331
>Will you make me chicken mole from scratch.
>chicken mole
mole of chickens

A mole is the number of atoms in 12 grams of Carbon-12. It's a huge number, 6.02x10^23 atoms. In fact a few more times larger than the mass of the moon in pounds, 1.62x10^23 pounds. One mole of chickens will undergo gravitational collapse and heating. As it heats, the chickens will cook, and the water and other volatiles in them will be driven out as steam. As this happens, the steam will increase in pressure as it tries to escape. Eventually it will surface as geysers and steam explosions causing some of the outer layers of chickens to possibly be blown into outer space.
>>
>Jupiter
>Neptune
>Mercury
>all planets

That ma eht i meep hettkng thjs names ck fuzec
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>>7054693
>>
>>7054664
I want this too but preferably with a bf ;-;
>>7054683
Id like straight hair too :( I just let it grow out atm and hope that it gets pulled down by its own weight at some point.
>>7054687
the guy who hangs out on a tranny board the whole day gives lifeadvice
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Dental hygiene isn't fun
You only start taking it seriously once it's too late
bluh
>>
>>7054697
>That ma eht i meep hettkng thjs names ck fuzec
That ?? ??? I keep getting these names confused
Did I get that right?
>>
>>7054701
>the whole day
uhhhhhhh
ive like barely been posting

>>7054697
oryx i think you might have a russian keyboard
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Bored as fucc
>>
>>7054679
>Good morning
<3 so german

>>7054695
This sounds like something I would be interested in doing! :3
>>
>>7054705
pretty hard to brush someones teeth when they're squirming around like that
>>
>>7054713
I wish tooth brushing felt that good
>>
>>7054705
I'm nearly 23 and never had a hole or something. Just brush your teeth daily??
>>7054708
> posting
But lurking, am I right :^)
>>7054711
I am the most German American that ever gased jews.
>>
>tfw captcha makes fun of your political identity
>>
>>7054695
>>7054711
I was just thinking the chickens near the center of mass would go so far beyond cooking they would turn into a molten soup of atoms. The wave of heat coming out of the center would be so much it may even cook the outer layers, possibly beyond carbonization, assuming they weren't blown off in massive explosions.
>>
>>7054718
>Just brush your teeth daily??
I did
Doing it twice daily now, plus flossing, and mouthwash.
>>
>>7054719
how the fuck do you still get those?

Also, American liberals deserve to be made fun of. *peh* That's me spitting on you.
>>
Who thinks I'm embarrassing? An tell me why
>>
>>7054727
You posted something earlier and i didn't hate it, so you're cool <3
>>
>>7054701
Aren't boy friends super easy to find in the gay community? I mean once you know someone is gay aren't they like down for anything with a trans

>>7054727
ew gross ur a man irl :^)
>>
>>7054717
Maybe if someone else did it, it would
>>
>>7054723
*Wipes spit with cloth
Your customs are so quaint and so uncivilized :3
>>
>>7054721
You really should brush them twice a day :D and maybe look into your diet. If there's a lot of coke or other sweet stuff it can really rek your teeth.
>>7054727
I don't know you enough. Do you make loud noises while eating?
>>7054730
Why would I want a gay bf? Why would a gay guy want me? Doesn't make sense.
>>
>>7054745
It's not my teeth that are the issue so much as my gums. Seems I have gingivitis so I need to step up my hygiene.
>>
>>7054730
I'm not ._. I don't get why people say I'm filtered and stuff. Not the first time..
>>7054745
No *,*
>>
hello, trannydykes.
i've been pretty busy.
just a few moments ago, i was rushing to finish a paper for my core humanities course about why ancient semitic people followed laws & turn it in today....
only to discover that it's due next week.
how you bitches doin'?
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>tfw really need people to talk to that can offer advice on stuff but I've lost everyone i had that i could rely on
>>
>>7054727
I think you're nice and funny
>>
>>7054750
I'm a man IRL. It's terrifying and it's ruined my existence. It is worse than death.

>>7054745
Idk I don't understand penis dating.
>>
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Where does mtfg stand?
>>
>>7054760
That corner intersection of TRIGGERED, /pol/ being a credible source, and being ready for Hillary.
>>
Has anyone here used estrogen patches before?
Looking for an alternative to pills just to see if they work better
>>
>>7054754
Hug
It'll be ok grace, dont even worry about anything!
*headpat n stuff*
>>
>>7054748
Oh okay, that's not that bad :)
>>7054750
Why would people thing your embarrassing then?
>>7054758
I don't understand it either ;_; but I know that gays like men and not transgirls / women.
>>7054760
Feel the bern
>>
>>7054760
i'm guessing around the nadir of "feel the bern"?
>>
>>7054760
Anarchy, i just want everyone to die
>>
>>7054754
*hugs* It'll be okay Gracie. What's going on?
>>
>>7054766
I guess that makes sense on account of the boobs and stuff.
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>>7054765
i do need to worry about things
i need friends that can tell me when im just silly and help talk me through it
kari would be rly good to talk to rn but know my stupidity is a burden on everyone around me and i dont wanna do that to her
or anyone
im kind of removing people on my friendslists and stuff
im a mess
>>7054770
dunno where to even start
>>
>>7054772
Start wherever you feel is best or sticks out the most?
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>>7054760
At the intersection of BLM, hillary, bern, and triggered, here
>>
>>7054764
I only heard bad things about them...
>>
>>7054772
Maybe you should stop blanking me.
>>
>>7054760
Replace Hitler with Idi Amin or Saddam and that's me I guess.
>>
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>>7054776
id rather not talk about it here
>>7054779
im sorry, i dont do that intentionally
send me a message rn?
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o yea, today in women's studies our class had a guest speaker.
he was an ftm talking about tranny stuff. he also answered a question i had about what's going on right now in my transition
>>
>>7054784
Skype or steam?
>>
>>7054784
I could give you my Skype or something if you anyone's fine to talk to.
>>
>>7054772
You're not a burden you just make mistakes.
>>
>>7054766
Over here >>7054657
And some threads back someone said I'm retarded and embarrassing. I just want to know why.
>>
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>>7054763
>>7054766
>>7054777
Lots of lefties in mtfg
>>
>>7054794
I've never gotten that impression at all. You've been one of the most genuine here who doesn't wear the anime mask and project a fake ego.
>>
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i've also successfully created a blank game boy rom in assembly, so that was fun
>>
>>7054796
I put myself on the center line, dunno how that's leftist.
>>
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>>7054800
So you're a centrist?
>>
>>7054801
Define 'centrist'. Economically I'm more third position.
>>
>>7054794
And basically that all old tripfags think I'm a pos.
>>7054798
Mh I post anime reaction gifs
>>
>>7054792
i do a lot of stupid shit
>>7054790
>>7054789
skype is depressed1penguin
>>
>>7054804
Wherever you fall on the chart, you are fucking moron, that's how it goes.
>>
is there a way to deal with bad feels other than lying down and groaning
>>
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>>7054804
Tell me more
>>
>>7054810
Crying :c

Hug maeve
>>
>>7054810
Sleeping, escapism into various forms of media, eating your feelings, recreational drugs. In descending order of healthiness.
>>7054811
I like corporatism as it relates to fascism a lot.
>>
>tfw scared that everyone's deliberately ignoring you, but they probably aren't
>tfw feeling awful about it
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>>7054814
Are you fascist?
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It's ok to be a boy and look pretty right
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>>7054814
Woops, forgot the healthiest one, exercising in your favorite way.
>>7054816
I'm something close to it, but I don't think I hit enough of the criteria for it to be really considered one.
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>>7054806
That's not the same. I love anime. I just don't vibe with a lot of the kids here who kind of adopt on to those personas a mask. I don't know. How old are you? You don't strike me as a teen (no offense to teens). I'd side chat with you.
>>
>>7054815
Hug u too<3
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>>7054817
Youre a pretty lady
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>>7054821
thanks
>>
>>7054819
I see a lot of trannies going third way desu
>>
>>7054826
what's "3rd way"?
>>
why am i so attracted to emotional distance??
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>>7054820
I'm 19 anons got rude when I said Hanna is pretteh and stuff.
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>>7054828
Third position, disdaining the capitalist right wing and socialist left wing.
>>
>>7054835
o, i get it.
kind of like how iran hated both america & the soviet union during the cold war?
>>
>>7054817
is that really your face
thats ridiculous
>>
>>7054837
It pertains more to how a country's economy operates than its political alignment.
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>>7054839
alright
>>
>>7054828
What anon said
>>
>>7054833
Yeah, that's how 4chan works. You can take off your trip and accuse people of rape and stuff too. I don't do it, but you can.

Ignore the anons.
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>>7054817
I love that outfit omg.
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>>7054810
drugs, sleep, immersion, and sex
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Why is night biking in pouring rain so relaxing?
>>
good morning
>>7054817
Faye a cute <3
>>
>>7054847
Probably because of the drugs you had to take to even consider doing that.
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>>7054847
Why tho?
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>>7054847
Because you hate yourself.

What do you wear?
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>>7054186
That's pretty solid advice, I lost 30~ pounds eating primarily white meat/fish and rice. You should be drinking a lot of water anyways, there's no downside to it. After about a week or so of eating less I was significantly less hungry than normal.
pic unrelated
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>>7054847
i wouldn't know.
i've never tried it.
i don't have a bike, & i don't think it's rain any time soon over here.
btw, did you use wd-40 on your bike before taking it out in the rain?
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>>7054851
Where's your sense of adventure? ;~;

>>7054852
Because work

>>7054853
Idk I wear yoga pants, a hoodie and a rain jacket plus cycling gloves.

>>7054856
Why wd40?
>>
>>7054819
ye i like walking
don't know where to go at 3am though
>>7054844
drugs would be nice but idk how to obtain anything
i lost touch with my "ayy lmao dude weed" friend
>>
>>7054859
"water displacer no. 40"
>>
>>7054859
You must be from somewhere warm. It's literally death weather here in NY.
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>>7054860
>tfw youre the new one
feels good man
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>>7054859
>Current year
>having a job
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>>7054861
There's no need for it
My bike has disk brakes, internal gearing and a chain guard. It's effectively weatherproof.

>>7054862
It's like 12 Celsius rn.
Pretty comfy considering the temperature I'm used to at this time of year.

>>7054864
Hey they pay me the big bucks :^)
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>>7054860
i eat morning glory seeds when i feel like tripping
>>
>>7054866
I want big bucks >:(
>>
>>7054866
o, alright
>>
>>7054842
Mkay
You guys talk at IRC and Skype and saying that tripfags think I'm a shame is unsettling and making me nervous somehow. I don't know who and why.
Overall worrying that much about this is embarrassing probably...
>>
>>7054869
>not being a wageslave
>in the current year

>>7054872
Yeah, I got a bike that I assumed I'd be commuting on rain or shine, then added fenders.
>>
>>7054866
I'm a retarded American. Our system is so dumb it never taught me and I never taught myself how to read celsius. I need to spend a year abroad. Such ignorant D:

>>7054873
You're worrying about people that
A) don't matter
B) this isn't like high school with cliques that matter
C) Even if no one else loves you, from the brief discsusions we've had you've been one of my favorite people here so I'm always on your side
D) unless you go around like being a cunt obviously lmao then I'd have take my trip off and support you :^)
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Having a super clingy wife is exhausting...
Like, it was cute for awhile, but am I really so bad for wanting some time to myself?

How do I tell someone that I love, that I want to spend time alone?
Does wanting that make me a bad person?
>>
>>7054868
lsa is fun
i watched peewee's big adventure on it
>>
>>7054878
>How do I tell someone that I love, that I want to spend time alone?
Just explain that you want some time alone. Many people are like this, it's okay and shouldn't hurt them.
>>
>>7054873
Just find an irc or skype or discord group to hang out in and just anon post.

Being a regular trip here is bad for the brain.
>>
>>7054876
>Current year Australia
>Having jobs available
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>>7054880
ayyy, it's cool to know that someone else here enjoys lsa.
found out that chocolate helps to down the seeds w/o dealing w/ the nausea
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Can transgirls be chasers?
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>>7054883
Every time I bring up the conversation with her she acts as though I hate her...
She makes me feel like such a horrible person.
When she does finally let me have some time alone, it never lasts for more than an hour... I haven't had the time to enjoy a hobby for myself in almost 2 years now, and it's eating away at me.
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>>7054877
Idk I think that's like 73 F

>>7054889
>being Australian

>>7054891
Yeah, just look at mtfg
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do i marry elanna?
>>
>>7054877
Now you're hugboxing e_e
>>
>>7054794
Don't think too much about it, especially if it's an anon hating it doesn't matter at all.
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>>7054894
lol.
but i don't have a particular attraction to other transgirls, but i wouldn't mind dating 1, i guess
>>
>>7054894
>>7054877
It's 54.6 degrees F.
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>>7054899
>sticking your dick in crazy

>>7054905
Derp. I even googled it and mixed up the numbers, I'm retarded
>>
>>7054894
>Not being Australian
You'll never know real shitposting
>>
Where to get hormones?

Do i really have to go to a doctor legally? Wtf man...i dont have insurance...or a job...
>>
>>7054868
oh neat this is the first i've heard of them
the nausea thing doesn't sound too appealing though
>>
>>7054907
im gonna do it
i swear im gonna do it
>>
>>7054913
Qhi inhousepharmacy assetchemist
>>
>>7054913
no you can order them online famalam
https://www.inhousepharmacy.vu/c-88-transgender.aspx
https://www.qhi.co.uk/
http://www.alldaychemist.com/
visit this thread for more info: >>7040471
>>
>>7054913
yes.
i went to a nearby clinic to get my prescription.

well, that really sucks.
i hope that changes for you
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>tfw trans
>tfw on hrt 3+ years
>tfw genetically predisposed for huge boobs
>tfw was fulltime for 2 of those years
>tfw started having anxiety attacks after getting traumatically fired from a job for a mental breakdown
>tfw only thing to stop anxiety attacks was to be a dude again
>tfw living with dad so the pressure to be dude is still there despite wanting to try and be lady again
>tfw still on hrt
>tfw big boobs
>tfw dude with tits


please help me what do i do
>>
>>7054914
i kinda went on saying that chocolate emulsifies it a moment ago.
if you have some chocolate, it won't be a problem
>>
>>7054894
Where are you?

>>7054891
Some are absolutely sex mad sluts (I will become that soon probably) and the others are so timid (me now) they don't even wanna consider it in reality. Trans girls are usually stalkerish too.

>>7054901
No, you're self depreciating and not accepting a legitimate comment. I come on here to talk with people like you - not to get shit posted about anime and my name by random high-schoolers. I also have no life, so it's nice to have "friends".
>>
>>7054923
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGH
>>
>>7054921
>>7054923
Shit, those are huge. I dunno, try again?
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>>7054926
Victoria Canada

>>7054909
Canada holds its own

>>7054915
The absolute madman
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>>7054921
>tfw dude with tits
this one hit home
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well, i should get to bed.
i wish i could spent more time here.
i missed all of you.
maybe i'll have more time tomorrow.
ni-ni
>>
>>7054931
Canada sucks at shitposting
>>
Whats being a girl like
>>
>>7054943
Sleep well and tight lil bun
>>
>>7054923
well god damn
>>7054943
nini
i'll have to try those seeds out sometime
>>7054945
idk yet
the halfway point is pretty depressing
>>
>>7054943
Aww
Goodnight <3
Sleep well <3
Sweet dreams <3
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>>7054921
plz respond
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>>7054945
It's a bit like that feeling you get when you're going to fart but you had runny poo in the morning and you're afraid to let it loose because you may end up farting out liquid.
>>
>>7054958
me on the left
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>>7054958
Oh my gawd thanks for the laugh.
>>
>>7054958
That's it, that's the exact feeling, I was never able to put it into words until now.
>>
Is there anything in the world that feels better than someone saying I love you?
>>
>>7054969
Nope
>>
>>7054958
If you are being serious can you please explain what you mean because idgi
>>
>>7054958
Okay that was a pretty good shitpost for a leaf
>>
I'm so happy rn
>>
>>7054969
Someone saying I love you while you're high on heroin
>>
>>7054969
That person asking if you will marry them.
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puhlease respond

>>7054921
>>
>>7054969
I love you

Tell me
>>
>>7054969
knowing for certain that it's genuine
>>7054863
yeah but you aren't gonna bug me everyday to smoke weed at your house
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>>7054960
>tfw can actually say me on the right and have it be accurate because nuzzling balls is my jam

>>7054961
Anytime arika

>>7054969
Heroin

>>7054975
I'm not being serious. Idk an answer though, being a girl is a lot like being a guy except instead you're a girl.

>>7054977
Ty :3
>>
>>7054978
I wake up drunk and drunk more I'm feeling great.
Is you're mood is marvellous or did something happen?
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when she starts showing you her lewd pics
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>>7054992
I got my best friend back finally, I cannot express how good it feels
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>>7054994
IMPURE
>>
>>7054921
Start living as a woman again and go to therapy for the anxiety
>>
>>7054996
Glad to hear, was there beef between you?
>>
>>7054989
thats perfect then
im glad this pairing is becoming canon

>>7054988
how do you know i wont?
>>
>>7054997
*I break into your house and grab you by the penis*
>>
>>7055000
I wouldn't say beef, just some mistakes were made and lots of hurt and just idk it was complicated
But we've reunited and I am just so happy rn
She means so much to me I've never ever had a friend as good as her
>>
>>7055002
true
but your house is pretty far away
that's some pointless bugging
>>7055003
VERYY impure
>>
>>7054981
>>7054989
Druggies

>>7054982
But that's gay

>>7054985
But do you mean it

>>7054988
Maeve deserves all the genuine love in the world
>>
>>7055006
*I start to stroke your hard massive cock*
>>
>>7055006
yeah but im talking about after we move to texas and buy a ranch for our massive hamster farm
>>
>>7055004
Aw that's wonderful. I know the type of friend and I'm rly happy for you
>>
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>>7055007
Hey now I'm not really a druggie anymore, but you gotta know that heroin is p dope
>>
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>>7055007
You're one of the few answering me at all so uuh yeah Ily.
I'm pretty lonely tho.
>>
>>7055013
hmmmmmm yes i like this plan
>>7055009
my gt isn't very massive
>>7055007
.///.
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>tfw she moans someone elses name
>>
>>7055025
i think im gonna go sleep maeve
message me tomorrow in case i forget
>>
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>>7055032
c u c k e d
>>
>>7055032
>tfw no one to moan the wrong name to
>>
>>7055035
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOW

WAN

MIRRION

TWOOPS
>>
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>>7055032
HONEST MISTAKE
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>>7055036
same
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>>7055035
Quiet you!

>>7055041
Mood RUINED.
>>
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>>7055034
nini
hope you have some lovely dreams
>>
>>7054969

The effect of being told by someone that they love you depreciates the longer they've been with you. My ex-girlfriend and I used to say "I love you" every day to each other... 3 or so years later and it basically stopped having any meaning. Blowing a load in her ass felt pretty good though.
>>
>>7055018
Elanna...
Can I trade my heart for your heroin?

>>7055022
:<
You deserve to get lots of attention, idk why you wouldn't be
yr pretty fun ily too

>>7055025
I want to tell Maeve how much I genuinely love her
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>>7055045
You got cuuuuuuuucked
Fuckin cuck
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>>7055054
It wasnt your name.
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>>7055043
Where you got that picture of my room ? *,*
>>7055050
Omg thanks
>>
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>>7055057
I don't give a shit all I'm saying is you got KEKED
>>
>>7055040
Hormones when?
>>
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>>7055050
.///////.
would huggs be involved as well
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>>7055061
Wow you're a mean one.
>>
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>>7055071
How cute, she's sensitive.
>>
>>7055048
this
>>
A-are you ded ? :s
>>
Morning girls

>>7055108
Hi Arika
>>
>>7055108
Just on the inside.
>>
>>7055113
Hi basic :D
>>7055116
Why tho?
>>
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>>7055129
Being a tranny and all that jazz. The good part is that I'm only a little dead.
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goodnight dead thread ._.
maybe i can have a lovely little dream where i'm a cis girl and life's worth living
>>
>>7055144
Sleep well and tight lovely bun.
>>
Whats it like being a girl with a penis
>>
hi
>>
>>7055160
Hi cis gurl
>>
>>7055162
Hi me.
>>
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>>7055163
I can't follow
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>>7055167
никтo никoгдa нe дeлaeт
>>
>>7055169
Звyки poдa oдинoкo
>>
>>7055189
>>7055189
>>7055189
>>
>>7054367
I'm sorry.
>>
>>7054216
i think it was this that got me
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