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Spooky night time edition

• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition temps aslag: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg

Previous thread >>7034586
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>tfw when mango won in set 2 game 5 last stock :D
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>>7035549
It's just not the sameeeee

>>7035551
Idk men are hot tho

>>7035558
Bye yummy~
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suicide pact reply to join
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I'm going to try to take some sexy pics tomorrow. Should I post them in here or nah?
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Hai mtfg
Doing blood tests? How about you?
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>>7035570
can i just suicide anyway
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>>7035571
I'm gonna go with nah cause with a name like that you're probably a 50 year old man wearing whore makeup
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>>7035506
T-thats not what I mean >~<
Thanks tho...
I'll fly to where you live and do a photoshoot that will make you feel beautiful
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>>7035568
Okay, I'll read in a lil' bit thanks ^^
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>>7035578

I'm 24 and get gendered as a woman even in boymode. I guess I'll post in /b/ though.
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>tfw
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>>7035570
Sure why not
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Goodnight everyone, sweet dreams and good luck for tomorrow, going to cry until I fall asleep.
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>>7035571
this is a PURE THREAD
>>7035580
;p
that'd be cool but i need to be beautiful to feel beautiful desu v.v
where do you live btw?
>>7035592
nini
>going to cry until I fall asleep.
;_;
hopefully you have a nice dream that cheers you up
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Where do I buy nice warm hats? I want a purple hat with pom poms that will keep me warm in the winter and make me look adorable.
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tranny tyranny
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>>7035591
want to rest in my lap huh~
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>tfw crazy
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>>7035598
>tfw no guy to rest with
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I read this manga and I think it might be my new favorite. Anyone else like Girl Friends?
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>>7035602
>tfw can't sing and want death

I need a life outside mtfg :l
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>>7035607
Girl friends was really cute, I quite liked it

>>7035608
You do
That said even if I have a life outside mtfg I still seem completely divorced from reality sometimes and I hate it
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>>7035607
Fu i off
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>>7035602
I remember when I lost my mind. There was something so special about that day.
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>>7035612
What?
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>>7035593

Like...how pure?
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>>7035615
I wish I did too
Then maybe I could know what it was that broke me
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>>7035610
You and me both. About this time last year I was teetering on psychotic in Kandi land, writing about cyborgs and cyberspace and living vicariously through those 2. Now they're like a solidified set of characters (Tyler the former war cyborg turned terrorist but also a night club DJ cyborg, and Kandi the peace cyborg of peace). There is a Harry Potter sized world in my head, I have a very very difficult time externalizing it. I hate writing; I wish it was an anime. You lose so much if you don't have visual. I need to write it for screen, but that's not how it works no one will make it so I'm like endlessly frustrated. Anymore than I can get my self to be a woman, I can't seem to get this book finished.

I'm also a junky. So there's that.

But hey at least I have my hairbobby clips to remind me I'm a girl in real life.
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>>7035622
>I'm a girl in real life.
lol
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>go to do work
>have to use online copy of the Illiad
>it uses Roman names for the Gods
>is a different copy than the one we've been using

fugg
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>>7035622
>I'm a girl in real life
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>tfw autumn is upon you and it'll be another 9 months until you're consistently warm again

How is it ethical to not provide cuddle breaks at work??
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>>7035629

Learn how clothes work :P
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>>7035624
I see you got the joke. HRT is a meme. At least I'm into girls so I can probably date like bisexual girls or whatever or maybe a strange "straight" girl who doesn't mind the fact I'm growing boobs despite being a fucking 24 year old degenerate man. Also how did Drake get unfiltered. Ugh my entire filter list is gone wtf happened?
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>>7035593
That's fair I guess
At the very least It could make you feel better about yourself.
Cellphone cameras and other small cheap ones, due to how they are designed, are really good at creating a false representation of what you look like which creates a distortion of self image.

Idk I think everyone needs to be made to feel comfortable in front of a camera some times and using your cellphone or web camera aren't good for that.

I live in Washington kinda near Seattle tho.
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>>7035630
Are you suggesting that my nudity might be to blame for the cold?
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>>7035629
Cuddles are a basic human right as decreed by the Geneva Convention, now get over here and warm up
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>>7035630
No clothes keep you truly warm in Canada during winter
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I just wanna be a girl
Is that too much to ask?
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>tfw no one to cuddle while you both sleep
not like anyone would want to anyway :'^(

off to slumberland~
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>>7035616
Sry
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neigh
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I am sorting out what it means to be asexual. So far it's weird
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>>7035639
Yes ma'am
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>>7035649
wtf
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>>7035645
[spoiler]yes ;_;[/spoiler]
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>>7035653
ty
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>>7035638

That could contribute to the problem

>>7035641

I have some military-grade warm underclothes that do the trick in sub-zero temperatures. Ninja suit and waffle suit. There's even more for extremes.
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>>7035646
I wanna cuddle u wtf
Also nini

>>7035649
Ru sick? U sound a bit horse
hehe

>>7035650
Maybe because it's not real
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>>7035633
>I see you got the joke. HRT is a meme.
no, it works on plenty of people.
you're just ugly.
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Perhaps it's just the same/similar feeling of terror and denial I had the first week I figured out I was Trans ("I'm not gonna like change my body or whatever or act any different lol") but I'm honestly okay living as a fem boy. I'm absolutely not a fem boy, I'm certainly gender female like my transition better work and make the fucking dysphoria at least bearable, but somehow living as a very very pink queer boy that doesn't act like a flaming homosexual doesn't seem terrible. Anyone have this feeling? I can't tell if I'm lying to myself because of how utterly fucked I am, or if I'm actual just going to be okay prancing around doing my own thing. I've never been a follower. Literally never. I can see myself talking like a girl and having people still think I'm a guy and being like "whatever". I just don't want to look into the mirror and want to die.

And also I don't want hair or a penis. And also I don't wanna get stabbed, but society is catching up quick. In 3 years it's been a very different environment for Trans girls around here at least.

Idk. I'm okay settling for being ugly I guess. I will probably shoot myself for reasons unrelated to being a female brain.
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They keep digging. They never did this at the store. They never even left their box and now they're just exploding and i have to listen to it all night
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>>7035655
O-oh ok...
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>>7035659
What constitutes an extreme?
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>>7035660
what are some good transgendered animes?
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>>7035661
fuck off bully

>>7035662
u be u faam, don't kys you're better than that.
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kiwi
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>>7035669
fagette

release me from this prison
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>>7035667
I only know like, one and I haven't finished it yet.
I wouldn't call it good, really, it's confusing.

It does kinda capture that being trans is unfun, so there's that.
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>>7035663
Let them out during the day and cage em when you're not home or at night. They are literally the worst pets imo. My friend lives with 2 of them and they keep them in the family room, but also let them roam the house. It's not uncommon for them to destroy things carpet and such or die from eating some shit. For real and they smell. Adorable though.

>>7035668
My aunt is schizophrenic there is a pretty strong likelihood I'm more than just the ADHD Meme. If I lose touch anymore with reality, I'm opting out. It's not really an imminent threat of suicide, more of a "yeah I'm not gonna get my life together and all my dreams are dead and I refuse to be a wage slave for someone else". I'd opt-out.
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>Get gym membership with female roomie
>Go every other day
>Dont usually use changing rooms myself
>She took a trip into one of them our last session and learned there are saunas in the changing rooms
>We both want to use it

>Usually always cover as much skin as I reasonably can because I'm extremely self-conscious
>Bought a swimsuit 4ish months ago but never used it
>Finally get to use it since we both want to use the sauna

I'm internally screaming and freaking out.
We're going less than 30 minutes, but I feel like it's too small, I really should've got one size larger. I'm not used to showing any skin, at all, so I took a emergency shower and double checked for any patches of hair I could've missed when I last shaved.
I'm also going into the womens changing room.
It's like, almost 1am, so I hope to god no one is there. But most of the time, if I use, say, public restrooms and I use the mens one, I get confused looks.
But if I use the females restroom I get judgemental looks.
I'm worried I'll get the same in the changing room too. I mean, I won't actually change in there, I'll just wear my swimsuit under my workout clothes, but still.

I'm going anyway because I should do things that unnerve me specifically so I can learn from the experience of it. But I'm EXTREMELY nervous and I really don't want to and I'm really freaking out.

For the record I'm ~6months into HRT and I barely pass. I get 'miss'd a lot at work, but I also get 'sir'd still on occasion. I don't think I pass but I can't tell if it's my self-esteem talking, or if I really don't.
Regardless, I'm extremely scared.
Someone kill me.
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>>7035608
tfw this feel causes me more distress every day than just about anything

>>7035626
>Not wanting Roman god names
Yr teacher has poor taste

What version are you supposed to be using?

>>7035629
>tfw unpleasant warmth is finally gone for 9 months
>tfw cuddles become 100x more enjoyable

>>7035646
iktf
Hopefully soon It will change

>>7035650
It is a weird thing. Most people are like confused by it but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>7035671
what are you up to kiwi
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Is Kiwi being a slut again?
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>>7035629
>>7035641
>>7035659
>>7035666

Picture related. Not sexy, but it keeps you warm For wear between 4 C and -40 C.
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>>7035672
what anime?
i saw ranma already
>>7035676
i need to sleep help
>>7035679
i'm a pure maiden
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>>7035681
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>>7035661
>it works on plenty of people
90% of passing is angles and lighting
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I lost another day to sleep
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>>7035681
read me a story
its the best way to fall asleep
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>>7035668
>fuck off bully
>bully
i'm not bullying by not hugboxing
>>7035683
so how do people pass in real life then?
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>>7035673
Opt-out is fine and all, but there's more fun stuff, more interesting things, and way more freedom and choice in life than in death.
As long as you avoid the asylums.
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>>7035682
idgi
>>7035685
i read cordi the pit and the pendulum the other night
it wasn't a very good bedtime story
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The bus drove past us

Fuck
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>>7035663
Adorable!

>>7035662
I'm not sure what being a follower has to do with anything, but if you think presenting yourself as a feminine boy will relieve the stress, discomfort, pain, etc... of your social dysphoria roughly as well as presenting as a girl would, then certainly that's worth doing. I tried and found it very uncomfortable, but I know lots of girls who feel that way. Usually it seems to stem from some severe deficit of feeling valid as a woman in others' eyes.
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>>7035689
oh boy its my turn then
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>>7035674
chill out senpai there's nothing wrong with you using the locker room you want. You don't own it and neither do the other people, so unless the owner tells you to fuck off you're golden.

>>7035681
>what anime?
hourou musuko
or something

>>7035684
HUGG
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>>7035687
>You're just ugly
>not bullying
ok faam

>>7035691
wtf driver must be high
or a minority
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>>7035693
faggot kids don't get bedtime stories
>>7035695
oh i never saw that one before
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>>7035695
hug anon
>>7035691
D:
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>>7035687
they don't
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>>7035687

90% of the time, pictures look worse than reality unless you know your shit when it comes to taking pictures imo.

Passing IRL is mostly clothes, hair, and demeanor (to include personality, voice, and gait) Body type can be a problem too if you're muscular or fat, but if you're skinny, then there's extra stuff you can wear underneath to help the proportions.

But I'm not a pro at it, there's probably other people in here better qualified to answer.
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>>7035697
that comment really hurt our relationship desu
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>>7035697
Read us all a story Kiwi!
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>>7035696
Im gonna be late now
Like 2hrs late =(
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>>7035704
>>7035705
ok get a skype group call together and i'll read you all a bedtime story
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>>7035697
It's not that good but it's trannime.

>>7035699
>hug anon
wtf
2 nice

>>7035704
hugg drake
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Invite plz to group call plz.
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>>7035687
99% are uggos that no str8 guy would chase
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>>7035706
call buss company and complain
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>>7035711

Straight guys are gross and dumb anyway. They really don't have that level of attention to detail to notice if someone is trans or not.

And from what I've seen, 80% of the transwomen I've seen who have been on HRT for longer than 6 months and are younger than 35 pass just fine.
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>>7035708
what is the name of the anon that haunts this board
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>>7035715
7 weeks and I'm a hon lol. I don't see this improving. 20 btw.

>>7035716
I'm just a nice anon.
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>>7035692
I see on other sites a lot of Trans girls see a Trans girl they like and try to BECOME THAT rather than just asking things like "oh I like that scarf where do I get it" I mean they literally discuss like how to get the same surgery and stuff but it goes deep into the psyche. Like how to act. Like how to move their hips and other stuff. I get why, but it's not me. What the rest of the world is up to has very rarely effected me outside of like people ruining the oceans and nature and forests.


>>7035705
Oh my God this is hilarious. Also, I'm going to bed yall.


Goodnight mtfg.
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Who is drakeposter
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>>7035712
Yeah
Its fucked up my income tho cause now im gonna miss 2 lessons so no EMA =/
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>>7035722
Uk sure is third world
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>>7035715
>80% of the transwomen under 35 pass just fine
that's so ridiculous I can't even say your meming
even at 25, you can still be fucked if you're masc
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>>7035724
:P
>>7035721
Notorious shitposter
Good guy tho
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>>7035719
Nini!!

>>7035721
A qt im sure

>>7035722
wtf you can probably sue for that
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>>7035721
oryx's husband
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>>7035719
nini sarah
>>7035721
boo
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>>7035724
Wtf is first world, third world...
Everywhere is third world
>>7035728
>>7035729
>>7035730
>>7035731
Contradicting reports
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>>7035721
one of the most autistic fellows to ever post here
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>>7035734
first world countries were allied with the U.S. during the cold war. Second World countries were allied with the USSR. Third World countries are shitholes that weren't worth it to either of 'em.
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>tfw give out bunch of (you)s but get none back

I guess this is the life I was destined for
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>>7035718

Do you mean weeks or months?

Either way
1) Give it a bit
2) Consider switching medication
3) Exercise. Calisthenics and yoga
4) Learn how to makeup (youtube or get a friend in beauty school
5) buy new clothes (go shopping with a girlfriend)
6) Have said girlfriend teach you how to act like a girl

>>7035726

People who turn out to be transwomen generally don't start out as masc. I'm just going off of the pics I see online and the people I meet. Maybe it's skewed, but there seems to be an overwhelming number of success stories. Of the trips in this thread whose pictures I've seen, I'd still say that 80% look like they pass just fine.
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>>7035738
>>7035738
>>7035738
>>7035738
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drakeposter's a dummy baka dookie head
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>>7035721
a creepy 18 year old friend of isla who shitposts here and often bullies some of the girls who aren't to his liking. Probably a chaser. Instant-filter tier trip.
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Fuck i hate this. Theres a fuckin fairy or something and it follows me around everywhere and in the evenings when I'm not wearing pants it stares up my shirt at my groin and i cant hide from it and I WANT IT TO STOP LOOKING AT MY GROIN
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>>7035747
a what now?
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>>7035747

There's medications for that

Is it cute?
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>>7035742
It's just not the same now :/
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>>7035751
>>7035751
>>7035751
>>7035751
;w;
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>>7035738
Sorry. Almost too cold and miserable to even say hello.

Also wishing Angie's bf would interrupt her perpetual pity-posting with dickings more often.
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>>7035748
Its not necessarily a fairy. A something. Like, something floaty. I cant hide my upskirt from it.
This is metaphorical ok I'm just paranoid when im lazing that a family member will walk in and see my junk because i refuse to wear pants in the house
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>>7035754
Read what you just typed. Like really read it.
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>>7035738
I <3 Neppy
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Is there a way to maximize my boob gains other than increasing hormone dosage?
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>>7035750
Hahah, no, its a gross hairy new yorker. No, new jersey-er. Fuckin, moob hair guy. Smels like ball sweat probably. And condoms.
>>7035758
Cmon punk I'm talkin sense
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>>7035754
i'm confused
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>>7035760
Do not increase
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>>7035761

Sounds more like an imp than a fairy then. I'm going to recommend getting some antipsychotics from a psychiatrist.
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>>7035764
You don't even know what I'm on!

Which for the record is 4mg/day estradiol and 200mg/day spiro, but I'm thinking of trading the spiro for bicalutamide so I can make babies.
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>>7035760
Gain weight. Trans girl starvation diets aren't optimal for bobs.
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>>7035752
Too late Maeve you got a (you) and you abandoned it

>>7035753
Cold and miserable iktf
I want huggs snuggs but won't get them till like... Next week.

>>7035759
I <3 me too
jk <3 Caroline
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>>7035768
> wanting to be a father
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>>7035765
You're basically recommending chemical lobotomy. Fuck you.
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>>7035773
<3 <3 <3
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>>7035772

But I can't gain weight no matter what I eat!

Should I cut out cardio from my workout routine? I kinda wanted nice abs, but I'll make that sacrifice for bigger boobs.

>>7035774
Nothing wrong with that. My genes need to be spread, it's vital.
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>>7035762
Idk how to explain better. Like, I'm sitting around on the couch right? I only wear a shirt at the house. A big fuckin shirt thats basically a dress. So I'm constantly adjusting my sitting position because I'm paranoid that my ass is pointed in the direction my family will enter the room from.
>>7035765
Fuk that. I need some shrooms honestly.
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>>7035774
Don't be a shit.

Plenty of girls want children that share their genetic heritage, and taunting them for it is ridiculous.
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>>7035780
your family is lucky
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boob gainz
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>>7035786
I want that too but I want to be the one carrying the child.
Everything else feels wrong.
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tfw can't move furniture very easily anymore
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>>7035790
Aww
Whatcha trying to move? <3
>>
>>7035772

You've inspired me! I'm going to eat a big bowl of ice cream right now!!!
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>>7035787
Enabler!
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>>7035792
this cabinet thing :/
>>
>>7035787
DAKOTA CHILL
>>
>>7035794
kiwi the enabler
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>>7035790
>tfw literally have to ask my daddy to come help

I'm glad one of my roommates has taken up bodybuilding. This spares the embarrassment.
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>tfw i can actually sleep naked now because i'm comfortable with my body
ok gonna try to sleep
buona notte
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>>7035799
ugh i have to move soon and i have p. much no strong friends
>>
>>7035788
how
>>
>tfw your bf hugs you from behind
>tfw your bf brushes your hair behind your ear
Is there a better feel?
>>
>>7035800
gnight keewee
>>7035804
i was just echoing the term cuz it was hilarious
>>
>>7035800
I'm afraid you've given me an erection
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>>7035800
Good luck. We're all counting on you.
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>>7035806
>tfw sorta just wanna be held like a woman
Damn, men are validating.
>>
>>7035806
>tfw your bf pounds you like crazy
>tfw you feel tingly inside the whole day
>>
>>7035812
Can they validate parking?
>>
>be me
>miss the second bus
Fugg
=/
>>7035795
Aww :c
>>
>tfw you will never watch kiwi sleep naked next to you in bed while you play with her huge dick
Fuuuuck.
>>
>>7035818
How feminine is kiwis gt?
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>>7035815
l-lewd
>>7035773
NOO
>I want huggs snuggs but won't get them till like... Next week.
who you snuggin and huggin next week
>>
>>7034642
that's just how the camera is focusing you dongslurper
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>>7035824
It's 9 inches if I remember correctly, so...
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This thread is so boring most of the time
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>all bus services running through place are running late

Life pls ;__;
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>>7035818
feels pretty bad
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>>7035832
Why do a lot of trans people have such an enormous thingy? I feel intimidated.
Tfw not even 6 inch
>>
Ow my buthol
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>>7035839
>Mfw teeny feminine weewee
Feelsgood
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I'm up all you wonderful people
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ADD ME ON DISCORD

Amaretto#0321
>>
>>7035839
there are trannies who actually want a big benis?
>>
Boys.
>>
Reminder isla and I are lowkey dating
>>
>>7035862
>wonderful
>>
>>7035867
Maybe not too big but some extra material for srs doesn't seem too bad
>>
>>7035869
k Hailey
>>
>>7035841
haha butt
>>
>>7035841
What happened
>>7035862
Who is this catgirl why is she a meme
>>
Morning girls and soon to be girls and funposters ^~^

>>7035839
Because some of us must suffer

>>7035841
I told u deep heat isn't good lube
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>>7035872
Literally who
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>>7035876
>soon to be girls
Good joke
>>
>>7035803
move to england :p
>>
>>7035879
I'm talking about maki and Drakeposter and beanboi

You're already a girl.
>>
>>7035877
Why do you keep making this same frogpost?
>>
>>7035875
it's D.Va from Overwatch
>>
>>7035884
for (you)s
>>
>>7035883
No I'm not
>>
>>7035883
A-am I a girl??
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>>7035878
literally you :^)
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>>7035884
(you)s
>>
>>7035825
Okay fine I can forgive you
You never told me where you lived tho since I told you

>who you snuggin and huggin next week
ehhm... they are a trip here, and are very nice and live real close

>>7035862
>people
okay

>>7035868
That's what I am
>>
>>7035888
Yes you are.

Unless you don't want to be.
>>
>>7035883
N-no.......
Make this meme die......
I'm too handsome to be a girl...
Plz..
>>
>>7035883
Idg why drakeposter is repressing so hard. It's obvious that she's trans.
>>
>>7035876
Why don't you include "will never be girls" in your greetings.

I feel left out
>>
>>7035893
and planet as well <3
>>
>>7035891
No I'm mado wtf
Fuck you I'll beat you up and kill you and eat your corpse and then punch a hole in the wall
See?
>>
>>7035893
me too
>>
This is place is like a big hole of people who fell in and don't want to climb out.
>>
>>7035898
because then she'd be a liar
>>
>>7035894
I do
But that doesn't mean I am
>>
>>7035896
what a weird and long way to say "i wish i transitioned earlier"...
>>
>>7035900
Not very convincing.
>>
hi mado

>>7035897
very
>>
>>7035902
i feel comfy in my hole. it's my hole and mine alone so why would i give it up?
>>
>>7035902
Yes.
>>7035907
Its Hailey, not Mado.
>>
>>7035869
<3 Mado
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>>7035906
Linkin park is playing in the background trust me
I'm really the ol' cheejers
>>
>>7035902
>tfw was going to leave
>tfw the other black trips left
>tfw I like being special so I stay
>>
>>7035914
You really are failing at convincing me at the time.
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>>7035907
Hi boo
>>7035913
Yup
It's me
Mado
:)
>>
>>7035890
Yes

>>7035896
I said the same thing before transitioning and I was more handsome than you

>>7035897
Susan needs time

>>7035898
Because thats just not true
There are girls, boys and those who haven't figured out they're girls yet.
You're a girl

>>7035904
Your self esteem doesn't factor into your Validity as a woman.
You might not see it that way but other do
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goodnght thread~
can't fucking shower today because the tub won't drain ;_;
also wanted to post a rare maeve pic but trusty dysphoria made me think twice!!
>>7035893
i live near cleveland :3
>>
>>7035916
Fuck
D-dude drugs lmao?
>>
>>7035905
Plz stop...
You don't even know me..
Ur scarying me anon stahp it
>>7035907
Tbh drakey ud make a fine gal
All wit ur stubborn world views
Qt3.14
>>
>>7035901
Wanna be bros, dude?

>>7035918
>>7035903
Will degenerate ladyboi monster be an appropriate alternative title?
>>
>>7035909
Sure you can stay there if you want bucko, i'm just making an observation.

>>7035915
That's racist.
>>
>>7035920
stuttering?
>>7035923
im a boy not a brah
>>
>>7035925
Hi I'm mado
I'm asleep in bed next to Hailey
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>>7035919
I'll trade you one rare Shakira for three rare Maeves.
>>7035924
lolwhat
>>
>>7035923
no!
I will accept nothing but neptune cutest planet from the sun
>>
>>7035926
fuck u killed my sides h-ahaha..haha...
>>
>>7035925
aww sadface

guess I'll look for bros elsewhere

have fun being a cute shota (is that what you're still calling yourself now I don't remember)
>>
>>7035930
xD
Upvoted tbqh
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>>7035932
tbqhmifamilia
>>7035931
im a shota princess
>>
>>7035910
Omg no I'm cute ur just a hater
And what's wrong with trying to make friends? :(
>>7035915
Black girls <3
>>7035918
But how tall are you...
>>
>>7035923
No. U girl

>>7035934
179cm
>>
>>7035933
You look like a boy. Gosh you're so annoying, I swear to god. Please fucking kill yourself so you can spare everyone here the annoyance of your posts. I wish i lived closer so I could smash your fucking jaw harder than mika ever could.
>>
>>7035917
hello mado !
i havent talked to you in a long time
do you feel well?

>>7035922
really makes me think

>>7035912
i cant be sure
>>
>>7035939
Ayyy
you're getting there.
>>7035940
yes you can.
hamster posting.
>>
>>7035934
<3
>>
>>7035940
Inb4 drakeposter waits too long, becomes a hon and moves on to susans
>>
>>7035928
>cutest planet from the sun
m-my heart!
x_x

>>7035938
How about boy pretending to be a girl pretending to be a boy pretending to be a planet pretending to be a girl?
>>
>>7035940
I, mado, am excellent. Yes, it has been a long time, almost 4 or 5, wouldn't you say?
>>
>>7035915
But Shakira...
You're already special despite that
>>
>>7035941
Tbh I killed mado weeks ago and I'm just trying to get the impression down
>>
>>7035944
>implying she hasn't waited too long already
kinda sad desu
>>
>>7035950
well hey, you are getting closer.
>>
>>7035955
Don't fucking talk to me like we're friends, you stupid ugly cow.
>>
>>7035940
Lmfao holy shit Drake memeing aside I didn't know you were actually trans Lol I'm sorry. You'd be beautiful if you transitioned aren't you also short?
>>7035938
Freedom units?
>>7035939
Hey.
Calm down.
You ight buddy? Uwanna talk?
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>>7035957
I've never been alright in my life.
>>
>>7035956
nah now you are off.
She doesn't say 'cow'
Use bitch or cunt instead.
>>
>>7035945
Hmmmm.
I'm gonna still say girl here

>>7035957
5'10.5
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>>7035960
Shut up, fat cunt, I'll call you whatever I want to fucking call you. I have zero respect for you, you stupid fucking bitch, why would I take recommendations from you?
>>
>>7035941
i dont understand

>>7035944
also really made me think

>>7035946
this is boring man

>>7035957
i'm 6 foot 1 and tons of fun
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>>7035945
it's a scientific fact
trust me, I'm in college
>>
>>7035965
Yeah
>>
>>7035965
Sad thing is you think we're making fun of you but really we just want you to accept who you are and transition while you are kinda young.
>>
im 6 foot 1 and tons of fun
>>
>>7035963
Ahh wow you are actually getting there.
However, Mado would say "nobody has any respect for you, you stupid fucking bitch"
You are doing well.
>>7035965
This is Hailey on Mado's trip.
Also.
I'm 5 foot 9 and totally asinine B)
>>
>>7035965
Are you unironically trans I can't keep up
>>7035966
What are you studying?
>>
>>7035965
I'm 5'6" and I suck dicks
So many dicks
Screencap this
I, mado, LOOVE sucking dicks
>>7035977
I didn't bother, I didn't think a dumb cunt like you would even notice the difference. How about instead of analyzing my every sentence for errors, you drink yourself to death or try and OD again? You'd be doing the world a favor
>>
>>7035983
Wew.
You did me proud kid.
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>>7035980
u-um....everything?
>>
>>7035970
damn youre super smart my dude

>>7035980
typical slacking mexican

>>7035977
no i think this is the real mado
i have no evidence to prove otherwise

>>7035983
i screencapped it
where do i save it

>>7035974
[attention for the pookie]
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>>7035986
I did your proud kid?
That's a little fucked up.
>>
>>7035990
Damn right boo
Save it to your C drive
>>
>>7035991
Ye' deed meh prouhd keed
>>7035990
lol ok
>>
Ok if I keep using this trip mado will probably kill me so if anyone asks i was never here ok
>>
>>7035981
Ur gonna make me look up how to get a trip you fucking faggot
I don't know how to play any instrument so I would literally just be that faggot who screams into a mic and thinks he's a musicianayylmao bcuz he thinks he has a story to tell or anything meaningful to say when in reality he's just seen some shit and has half a brain cell to articulate it into something barley coherent that only he thinks sounds beautiful
Leave me alone I didn't even know i wanted a band before this go away
>>
Piper, do you still browse these threads?
>>
I hate this fucking job. Also my roomie is bipolar and snaps at me for no reason. My mom offered to move to a place with just me and her and at least she lets me present fem around her and i wouldn't have to pay rent. Should I do it?
>>
>>7036004
>no rent
Do it faggot
>>
>>7036005
Yeah, plus she got settlement money from my step dad and will spring for the rest of my electrolysis thus letting me save for my nose job
>>
>Tfw probably shouldnt have eaten raw beef
>>
>>7036010
Why did you eat raw beef?
>>
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im losing what little hope i didnt even know i had
ive been looking into alternative housing options once im 16
or anything
ic an do
they just dont exist
ive been holding on for something thats not actually there
im so fucked
>>
>>7036009
That sounds nice. What's wrong with your nose?
>>
>>7036016
Its too big duh
>>
>>7036014
I eat a lot of things I shouldn't..
>>
>>7035995
i pressed save
what now?

>>7036004
have you tried suicide kayla

>>7036015
are you still getting beat

>>7035996
xd
>>
>>7036018
Righto. I hope it works out for ya, then!
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>>7036023
Idk
Stop playing along with this dank maymay i guess
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How do you gain the courage for suicide? For future reference.
>>
>>7036023
>have you tried suicide
Fuck you dude
>>
>>7036023
xddxddd desu
>>
>>7036026
I don't think anyone has the answer for that. No one alive anyway.
>>
>>7036015
just keep looking
>>
>>7036026
Suicide is overrated. Spend more time on becoming passable and less time on trying to end your existence. You will be happyer for it in the end.
>>
>>7036032
This is only in the event I don't end up passing
>>
>>7036035
Are you sure you don't currently pass?
>>
>>7036037
Yes
>>
>tfw my life is a black hole that sucks anyone who comes too close into the bottomless depths of my insatiable need for attention and validation

better get out before it's too late
>>
>>7036038
prove it
>>
>>7036027
oh wait
you put a pistol to your head and god stopped it from firing right :')

>>7036028
`ayyyy

>>7036025
what do you mean
whyd you take your name off
>>
UUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I just want to go full time already FUCK
>>
>>7036039
'No.'
>>
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>>7036041
rEKT GETE
>>
>>7036041
Since you're a guy, why the fuck do you pist here?
>>
>>7036040
No one refers to me as female irl
>>
>>7036047
do you present as female though?
>>
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>>7036039
>>
>>7036042
What holds you back? I'm 5 months on hrt and fulltime (except when I have an electro epilation session, then I'm andro cause beard)
Heck there are people who go fulltime before HRT.
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>>7036041
My 4chan pass expired
I can't tripfag anymore
>>
>>7036048
No, I'm not out
>>
Can someone tell me about chasers? Why are they obsessed with giving me oral sex? Is meeting one IRL asking for trouble?
>>
>>7036015
It will get better. It ALWAYS gets fuxking better. Ur not even 16 you have ur whole life ahead of you
Ur beautiful just don't feel bad
>>7036020
Hue
>>7036023
Drake cmon man like I mean seriously dude what's with all this angst like bro do you have something that's bothering you?
>>7036026
Sleep with the gun under ur pillow
^Transgender Dysphoria Blues
Look it up I think some of you will connect with the album
>>7036041
Drake
Dude
What the fuck is wrong with you
>>
>>7036052
well, there's your problem.
>>
>>7036053
'cus they're gay.
>>
>>7036050
I'm staying in my job for three more months to save money then I'll be out and flaming
>>
>>7036056
Doubt I could pass either way cuz of this body
>>
>tfw you can't sleep because you took too much acid

guess who I am?

I will give you a hit, I have ammo and dildos all over my floor.
>>
>>7036061
Melly?
>>
>>7036061
Melly?
>>
>>7036004
yes
>>
>>7035995
Is this Hailey?
>>
>>7036063
>>7036064
Mellymind
>>
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>>7036066
Yes
No
Maybe
I don't know
Can you repeat the question?
>>
>>7036053
Yes.
If you doubt it even a little don't set up the meet
Guys who want to blow you are gay.
>>7036058
Like he said.
>>7036061
Melly
>>
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I feel better now
>>
>>7036045
this conversation isnt turning out too well desu

>>7036045
raging boredom i think

>>7036051
i dont think thats how it works mado
i thought we were having a rational convo

>>7036054
lol, yeah man
>>
>>7036068
hi Hailey ^^
>>
>>7036058
Well. Yeah. But they all want me to dominate them and they call me beautiful. I'm sad and lonely, does anyone have any experience to know if it's worth it to meet a chaser IRL and let him blow me?
>>
>>7036071
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
And you're not so big
>>
>>7036072
Who?
I feel like deja vu
>>
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>>7036070
>my wife is feeling bad and doesnt even tell me
>>
>>7036073
i don't have any experience but for me it would only be worth it if i'd be into getting blown. otherwise i'd just feel awful during and after.
>>
>>7036076
Aaaaaa
I mean Lily
My brain is still on the fritz DeSu
>>
>>7036061
Not oddish ;_;
>>
>>7036079
I don't think you're understanding the meme
But yeah you're one of like 3 peeps who remembered my name
Gj
>>
Good online store for fem clothes? Boymode level things.
>>
>>7036081
:3
Today I either get acid or arrested ^^
Also I finally have moni :D

How are you? Hows Mado?
>>
>>7036073
If you want my advice....
Have any of them offered you $$?
He's prolly the most subby and ull have the easiest time with him...
Wear a condom Jesus Christ wear a condom.
Ask for drinks if you can handle ur liquor.
Treat everyone who approaches you for sex as disposal pawns that you can manipulate to get the most out off both physically and like have the best time with
(This one might not be good advice)
Condom
Sex isn't that great of it's forced or ur doing it just for companionship
There will always be some one hotter that comes along.
Condom.
Once you start having sex it might take a bit of self control not to start streaking..
>>
>>7036078
I mean. I just don't know. It doesn't get my rocks off but I want a connection to someone really bad. Even if it means berating some faggot chaser while he sucks my faggot tranny cock.
>>
>>7036086
Don't go crazy with it
Take it in moderation
Like once a month
Too much WILL make you go insane
I'm good
Mado's good
>>
>>7036092
Tell me more about acid..
I want to go insane..
>>
>>7036087
No money offers but I'm almost certain I could press for it. I've considered it but that sounds so manipulative and like an abuse of power structures. I'm a good girl? I don't want to be cruel...
>>
>>7036087
>Once you start having sex it might take a bit of self control not to start streaking..
wait a sec, you really are trans! no point in denying anymore!
>>7036090
how seriously have you been looking into finding someone who isn't into your benis?
>>
>>7036092
I know, I only bought 2 blotters anyway so...
Tbh I'll probs be arrested but evn that'd be good in some ways

Its good that y'all are doing good ^^
Hugg <3
>>
>>7036099
Two sheets or two tabs?
Or like two things full of liquid
If it's the last one
Holy shit
>>
how can you stop procrastinating?
>>
>>7036101
Two tabs
Jebus I'm a poorfag so...
>>
>>7036097
Not very at all. I got stood up for a date with a ciswoman which is murky (She claims she didn't realize what day it was but may have a bf).
>>
>>7036102
I'll help you later
>>
>>7036099
hailey is right here
be careful your first time or youll hallucinate and do really dumb shit
>>
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my heart
>>
>>7036105
PLEASE
>>
>>7036104
then look more seriously into it and don't just go for the lowest offer, that presents itself?
>>
>>7036103
Thought so
Idk usually people refer to blotter as more
Or idk if I've even ever heard it called that
>>7036106
Also this
(Also we cool?)
Carol, do you have anyone you can trust to tripsit you?
>>
>>7036107
i luv mara
>>
>>7036112
>(Also we cool?)
what mate
>>
>>7036120
Like
Are we good
>>
>>7036121
youre an anon dude..
>>
f a g g o t s
>>
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>>7036123
>>
>>7036112
Oh
Eh

No one to tripsit AFAIK =x
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>>7036127
if you want
i dont really hold grudges about people here
youre cool enough i guess
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>>7036128
Then don't do it.
Nobody should spend their first acid trip alone.
It's scary
You need someone to guide you.
I've had people tripsit me on dxm over skype and stuff
Try that
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>>7036130
Sweet
Now i don't have to shitpost to earn your love
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>>7036132
Yeah
I'm gonna ask someone over skype to do it
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>>7036116
maru is awesome
cute vampy boy !!
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>>7036135
Good idea
I'd do it desu
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>>7036134
you could have just been nice to me
that would have been far more effective
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>>7036136
Tell Maru I said <3 Maru
>>7036137
Really? =D
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>>7036138
Hm
Whod a thunk
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>>7036140
Yeah
You got my Skype?
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>>7036096
Yea idk don't press they have to come at you with offers that way you have (the power)
It is an abuse ur right.but hey that's what sex is. An abuse where one is dominant and the other is willingly submissive some can just take that further than others and even outside the bedroom
>>7036097
When I lost my V I fucked three guys that same night.
I spent my weekend going from house to house just putting it in, getting more confident and frankly arrogant as the days went on but I mean holy shit men kinda die when a top acts like that I'd spent most of my life chasing girls and like yea bcuz I had zero confidence around them I got shot down a lot until I started to think I was hideous but no I mean I'm 6'1 barrel chest and a cute face so when these fags started treating me like a king. I mean it got kinda adickting. I dodged a lot of bullets and am thankful that god looks after dumbasses.
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>>7036140
i really wouldnt trust hailey honestly carol
just being honest
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>>7036145
The fuck am I gonna do over a Skype call
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>>7036143
>adickting
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>>7036145
never trust a drakeposter
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>>7036146
if shes hallucinating obviously you could heavily influence her to do something bad
thats just obvious mate
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>>7036149
I'm not malevolent
Or a pedophile
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>>7036151
you raped ghostie tho

>>7036148
i hate you desu
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lol my father took all the razors in the house and hid them but he forgot to hide the stanley knives and kitchen knives
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>>7036153
You're pretty bad at this olive branch thing
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>>7036154
you use those razors to shave r-right?
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>>7036142
No
Mine is carol-the-great :3
>>7036154
=(
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>>7036156
i just dont want carol to get hurt
i realize i broke the peace treaty
sorry senpai
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>>7036153
We both know you love me.
>>
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>>7036154
don't cut, you moron
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>>7036167
okay hillary

>>7036161
i loved you up until you teased me by not giving me the DMs
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>>7036154
shiv the cunt
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>>7036169
Literally the worst insult you've ever thrown at me
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I know the Assigned Male comics are pretty bad

but that smile makes me feel pretty happy
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>>7036173
Why?
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>>7036174
I dunno
it's a nice smile
smiles make me happy
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>>7036169
Check discord nigga
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>>7036178
Nothing really makes me happy ._.
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>>7036179
i see nothing nigga
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>>7036181
:c
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>>7036182
check again
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Cute transbian cuddles!
>>
How do I know if hrt and committing to being trans is right for me? What happens if it doesn't turn out well? Guys help Im scared.
>>
this is both disgusting and extremely satisfying to watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ1jgMNx4V4
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>>7036147
I'm sorry you have Dysphoria and understand and respect ur condition but it was a joke I s-swear....
:3
>>7036154
Go for a walk outside.
Find a patch of grass and think about how little cutting will help ur situation.
>>7036167
Idk if you believe in god but sometimes it helps to ask for redemption from a higher power :)
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>>7036206
nah i thought it was funny in a dumb sort of way
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>>7036207
Ur making me blush bb gurl go on..
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Wud u?
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U know those cuts where the skins opens and you see underneath but there's no blood
Those are cool
>>
>>7036216
Just make it stay clean and safe Heather.
and yeah
I do lol
they are super nice and feel the nicest
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>>7036216
I always get the ones that turn into scabs, really annoying.
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>>7036216
those are gross

the other day I ended up doing like twelve of the ones which inexplicably bleed for like 8 hours then spend the next few days sporadically reopening and bleeding some more

regrets desu
I'd rather just like not cut but I'm also a mentally unstable retard so it happens sometimes you know
>>
huggs not cuts
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>>7036234
maybe cuts soon

>I'd rather just like not cut but I'm also a mentally unstable retard so it happens sometimes you know
yeah me too, so fucking tempting
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>>7036216
>>7036222
>>7036224
>>7036230
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>>7036238
nah
>>
Bleh
class soon
Then home
Its just tutorial tho so we won't do much
>>7036167
=3
>>
>>7036243
Caroline
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>>7036248
Yesh?
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>>7036250
hi
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>>7036250
my sisters name is Caroline
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>>7036251
Hi ^^
>>7036252
Hm
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first time i was with a guy started like this
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>>7036266
>been with a guy
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yeah quite accurate
>>7036268
idk why he lowered his standards for me lol
this was the stage when i was an ugly athlete
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>>7036269
>>7036266
where are these from?
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>>7036269
>ugly
>still gets with a guy
Jfmsu
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>>7036275
post face you harlot
>>
>>7036273
Ase Kaita Ato wa
i read shota doujins when i get bored lol
>>7036275
he was 16 and i was 14
like
idk
it was him being a horny teenager i guess??
>>
happi fluffi isla
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>>7036280
>wasn't even on hrt then
I give up
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>>7036284
You're very cute Emily I know you are! c:

Also, you're all beautiful and I adore you all.
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the true facec of fear
>>7036283
am happi n fluffi :3
>>7036284
idk i never went through a proper puberty so it wasnt that either
i was still a soft boy just with some muscles to match my pitcher / qb playing
>>
What's a good pick up line?
>>
>>7036290
is that girl a boy?
is there a sex scene?
>>
>>7036292
hey i just met u
and this is crazy
but heres my number
so call me mayb
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>>7036292
please love me im so lonely (helps if u cry)
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>>7036295
isla ily
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>>7036294
thats a boy
both of them are boys
its a scent fetish thing
>>7036298
ily2 anon
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>>7036288
lies

>>7036290
>idk i never went through a proper puberty
>never went through a proper puberty
>a proper puberty
Nope fuck this shit
Good night
>>
>>7036301
NICE
link pls
>>
>>7036301
sniff isl
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>>7036302
I have no reason to lie to you Emily, you are a good girl. I hope you have a good sleep.
>>
Cassette tapes are comfy as heck ;o;
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>>7036292
I'd ask to take you stargazing
But looking in your eyes has shown me more beauty than an entire nighttime sky's worth, so I'd have no reason to look anywhere else

Idk that was just off the top of my head
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what is ur opinion on "lauren"
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>>7036313
*waves white flag
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>>7036302
oh um
gnight emily
>>7036304
gotchu in 1 sec
>>7036306
anon ??/??
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Good morning
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>>7036317
hurry up holy shit
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>>7035663
Ferrets die quite easily
Ask >>>/an/ferret for help. When I used to lurk there, there was always some ferret help thread.
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>>7036327
i forgot but now im un forgot
>>
I went back through my old facebook posts last night
my best friends actually treated me worse than complete strangers, and I looked so fucking depressed in all of my photos
>>
>>7036336
A bit too relatable

Although I almost never posted pictures of me I think I only have 3
>>
isle wisle
>>
>>7036336
Same I was looking at my dad's old facebook photos and I looked miserable in almost every picture I showed up in.

Are things better for you now though?
>>
>>7036342
tfw can't even whistle
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>>7036313
You should call me Triton
because you have a way of pulling me in
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>>7036345
hugg isl
>>
>tfw no transbian waifu to cherish
>>
I'm going to be anon, so I can get more (you)s

I fear my shitposting style will give me away ;_;

What do?
>>
>>7036369
hugg
>>
>>7036338
I posted maybe 5 in the past 6 years, and most of them were before 2014. I hated the way I looked after Sophomore year of HS.
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>>7036314

I'd vote for her
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>>7036369
You get even less (you)s as an anon though
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>>7036344
yeah, I'm definitely smiling more. My mom said I look happy for the first time in years.
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wtf
>>7036347
hugg laur
>>
is lauren cute
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Helo lil buns hugg all
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>>7036387
wtf
>>7036405
hugg
>>
>>7036382
That's really good :)
>>
>>7036407
weird
>>
>>7035753
>pity party
Lmao
I never do that
>>
tfw no cuteboy bf to succ
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The last task for the day was i had to stock the book section. You know who's book was at the bottom? Fucking jazz jennings, i started crying thinking here i am a late transition freak stocking shelves for shit pay just to get my facial hair removed and here is some tweenage bagillionaire bragging right in my fucking face that HE gets to be a girl and i don't. It took all my reserve to not slash my fucking throat right there with my box cutter. Kill me
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>>7036425
hugg
>>
>>7036425
he is gorgeous
>>
>>7036425
Kill me right?
>>
>>7036425
hugg again
>>
>>7036425
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>>7036435
#Honlogic

>>7036431
I don't need a hug, i need a .45 slug
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>>7036435
it can be denied, and your memories of it can be altered

We forget because we can't live with what we know.
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>>7036437
hugg not slugg
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>>7036440
rip slug
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>>7036437
Be like frank
>>
i want to succ a cuteboy so badly but im to ugly do get a cutebf :(
>>
>>7036425
all you do is whine
>>
>>7036447
Franks parents are rich and gave him triple citizenship, fuck that clown, he never has to suffer and his content is shit now anyway
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>>7036447
George is a chad irl, and all of his youtuber friends are hot as fuck.
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Nep is giving me an astronomy lesson
but I'm thinking about giving her one on chemistry~
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>>7036452
Don't you ever diss papa Franku
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>>7036450
I am the most masculine looking person here and also the poorest so what do i have to be happy about?
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>>7036456
>I am the most masculine looking person here
no, valq is.
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>>7036452
Do what I do and just be a femboi

>>7036453
He sure is
>>
>>7036456
kayla ur cuter than me
>>
>>7036459
how do I get a qt femboy bf
>>
>>7036461
Idk
>>
>>7036459
I will say though

both idubbbz and the maxmoefoe/htb combo make better content.
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>>7036425
Just pretend that jazz Jennings doesn't exist. I know the rage you feel
>>7036461
You can date me
>>
>>7036472
charlotte
>>
What "privileges" did you gain by becoming a woman?

Which ones did you lose?

Which gender has a better time living in society overall?
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>>7036479
The only way to get female privilege is to look like a blow up doll
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>>7036479
Idk but from what I've seen, women find it easier to get a job, get preference in child support cases and get preference over boys when they're in school
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>>7036483
Just be a twink with boobs like me
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>>7036497
But i want to be a girl
>>
>>7036456
Until my father dies I only have $45 to my name.
>>
>>7036502
Well tough fucking shit
A lot of us will never be girls
>>
Why is /mtfg/ so slow whenever I'm on it :/
>>
>>7036502
just kill yourself and try to reroll
whats the problem
>>
Wew girls, 2 years between pics :D

https://unsee.
cc/neburimo/
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>>7036454
h-hey! >~<
astronomy is fun to teach and talk about

and actually it's an astrophysics lesson
>>
>>7036514
LMAO
>>
>>7036479

>What "privileges" did you gain by becoming a woman?
People seem friendler when they talk to me.

>Which ones did you lose
Treated as less intelligent or less competent

>Which gender has a better time living in society overall?

How the fuck should I know I'm trans. Being a man sucked so even if it came with significant advantages i couldn't exactly take advantage of them. Personally I've had a better time living in society as a woman, take from that what you will.

inb4 butthurt MRAs
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>>7036456
At least you can pass as a tranny. I can't even look like a tranny. I'm angry at the world too. I'm a degenerate unemployed drug addict. Anything /pol/ could say about me is true.

>>7036458
Me and Robin tho. (no offense to her)

>>7036506
What? That's ridiculous. You can make money online selling literal garbage or arts and crafts or shitty erotic fan fiction. I'd be a hypocritical jackass to tell you to get a job, but you don't have to be poor. Or you could scam old people via Internet and fake bank accounts like I dream of going back to. Stealing credit cards via skimmers by the thousand in NYC etc. No admission of guilt shout outs to the FBI.
>>
>>7036515
Well then let's get astrophysical
>>
>>7036518
alice!! :33
>>
>>7036514
>giving up being Josh Hartnett
>>
>>7036517
Lol right?!?
>>
>>7036522
hi nim
>>
>>7036522

nim!! c:
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He's so ugly.

Kek
>>
>>7036525
S-should I have stayed being a guy?..
>>
>>7036510
Just come here around midnight, when most of the americans get on.
>>
>>7036535

I prefer you as a girl. Wanna come to the bedroom and tell me what to do?
>>
>>7036530
lauren ily

lauren hru
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>>7036514
Basic, you give me hope that I'm not fucked.

Also, at what point did dysphoria become too bad that you had to transition?
>>7036537
I'll try. It sucks being in different time zones
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Simply hideous.
>>
>>7036533
how you been? :)
>>
>>7036542
nim ily
>>
>>7036546

I'm good 'cept I keep waking up a little later every day and it's messing up my sleeping pattern

How are you?
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>>7036535
Only if you wanted to be Josh Hartnette. I'd have shot myself. Did you need FFS? You pass cis if that actually is you.

>>7036546
>>
>>7036544
Ok Michelle
>>
>>7036550

woops no trip
>>
wah
feed me
>>
>>7036541
N-no!!!!
Why does everyone think I'm a Domme ;~;

>>7036543
I'm really glad.

Uhhhhm. I just turned 25, basically had a breakdown. Tried to kill myself. Got put in mandated therapy. Decided to at least try transitioning. Became alcoholic. Didn't start hrt til just before I turned 26.
I was always convinced I wasn't manly enough and that's why I wasn't happy.

>>7036551
Yeah it is me. And I did try.
Haven't have ffs yet. 7 months of hrt so far.
Thank you so much. I don't think I'm anywhere close to passing yet though.
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>>7036560
I've been thinking about joining the military lately. Would you say that that's a bad idea?
>>
>>7036548
hope you're having a good day

>>7036550
that happens a lot to me too!

i always have to stay up later to fix it x-x

>>7036551
hihi

>>7036558
does the bebbi want breaky-weaky?
>>
>>7036560

I knew you wouldn't be a domme ;_;

But damn you really got the look for it. Oh well.
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hey friendos
how are you?
>>
>>7036566

It's an absolutely fucking awful idea.
>>
>>7036567
i just really really want food :sob:
>>7036570
Hi Hanna!!
Am happy :3
wbu??
>>
>>7036510
Where are you from ?
>>
>>7036566
Stop repressing. You're still cute and un-masculine. Don't let T ruin you further.
>>
>>7036566
It's a horrible idea

>>7036570
Hiya, I'm a little sleepy but good. You?
>>
>>7036520
I don't think Robin looks too bad tho
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>>7036573
>tfw they removed the obligatory armytraining just in time to save me from that fate
>tfw they are now reintroducing it so my little bor will have to take it
>>7036574
im ok, i have chocolate so thats good
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>Begin reading through Norwegian news at work cause read all the fucking Swedish papers
>Headline: "20 year old male, virgin, convicted of 150 counts of rape online."
>Fucking wat
>Cant read article cause its subscribers only but get a snipet
>20 year old male pretended to be girl online, tricked guys into showing dicks by promising lewd pics and then blackmailed em for more
>"They were just penises to me."
This lad/girl belongs here lmao.
>>
bully isl
>>
>tfw I barely know any of the early morning posters and never exchange (you)s
>>
>>7036585
>rape online
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>>7036588
hi <3
>>
>>7036588

Neptune I think you're cool and funny!
>>
>>7036581
yay chocolate is nice c:
I do rather food stuffs rather than sweets >_<
>>7036586
Grovel at my ankles faggu
>>
>>7036578
im ok
also sleepy af
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>>7036588
Hugg planet
>>
>>7036588
(You)
>>
alice is my waifu tee bee ache
>>
>>7036589
I dont get it either but it happened lmao. Hes convicted and charged with 150 counts of rape online but thats all I could read, fucking subscriber bullSHIT.
>>
please feed me
>>
>>7036566
Yeah it's an awful idea.
If it's for money get a call Centre job
If it's for insurance and transitioning go to Starbucks

>>7036569
I mean I like domming but it's really dysphoria inducing.
I'm gonna buy some latex gear and see how I feel about it then

I was thinking of starting camming and I really would have to work that angle. I don't look like a sub
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>>7036566
When I was 18, I was interning for a government agency. I was planning to become a highish ranking air force intelligence officer as a career, or even just go into the tech side of it and learn a practical skill. It seems a great idea. I was also interested in journalism then and interviewed over 300 soldiers at my community college. Arguably, some of the writing I did is why Obama spoke at my old school. It was a great honor. My biggest take away from all of that was that nationalism is a fucking joke, the military is a co-opted brain washing corporate machine of shady fucks and retards and ultra nationalists, and that joining (especially as a tranny Jesus fuck enjoy the rape and harassment) the military is the most pathetic career imaginable if you have literally any other options whatsoever or any semblance of sanity in your head you will stay the fuck away.
The NAVY is great for smart kids with no parents and no money. The air force is great for technology inclined people or literal geniuses and even then that's only so they can go corporate military after 7 years enlisted.

Tl:Dr the military is awful in the United States, full of dysfunction and toxic atmospheres and results vary extremely widely based on dice rolls.

Honor is replaced by money.
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>>7036592
Hello girl with the prettiest name :3

>>7036594
Cool is an understatement heh

>>7036598
Hugg tripfag with no trip

I kinda want to find one with a word in it like some have
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>>7036605
i made a fresh batch of cummies do you want any
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>>7036614
no i want pasta :3
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>>7036603
That's fucking stupid for more than one reason, I hope this shit will eventually stop but something tells me it's only going to get worse.
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>>7036605
I'd make sushi for you.
>>7036611
>with no trip
Is that a problem?
And my name is Arika e_e
Wait I'll get my trip~
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>>7036607

You could make ridiculous cash domming online
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i just want a pink gash
;_;
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>>7036620
>tfw im a picky little shit
>tfw fish makes me uncomfy
i've never found a sushi i like so please make a super yummi sushi >_<
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>>7036625
*stabs*
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>>7036622
My friend did maybe still does this and it ends up the only way to really rake cash is to basically literally whore out in person. She begs on Twitter for pigs to give her money, it's absolutely pathetic. Sometimes she streams sex with her boyfriend and makes a bit extra, but make no mistake it is sex work and not glamorous and you're competing about MILLIONS world wide.

Then again, I don't know the market for Trans...
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>>7036618
Welcome to the retarded "progressive" laws of scandinavia anon. It's worse than you can imagine.
>>7036622
Yeah this anon is right, every guy has a dommy online bitch who bosses em around and milks em for money. Mine keeps me in a cage.
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>>7036595
chocolate keeps me happy ^^
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h-haha rhym master >w<
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>>7036634
gay
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>>7036620
>Is that a problem?
n-no I just thought it was kinda funny ;-;

What's the reasoning behind the name Akira? I'm curious

>>7036626
Same I love fish but never found a sushi I could stomach
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>>7036636
n-no
>>7036633
Then I'm glad you have chocolate :3
>>7036637
oh for me its just fish
fish is weirddd
tastes too strong x.x
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>>7036629
between my legs plz
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>>7036611
hello girl who I may or may not have hoped for compliments from :3

do you know how happy it makes me to hear that every time I say hi?
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>>7036622
That's the idea. We'll see

>>7036631
I mean I could Dom my cis fiancee on cam mb that would make money?

>>7036632
O-ohh why does she keep u in a cage?
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>>7036626
Waat how could someone not like sushi *,*
>>7036637
>Neptune think it's funny to call me a fag
;~;
W-why did you gave up?
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>>7036640
me to
thank god for chocolate
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>>7036647
Fish doesn't taste very yummy
i dont like seaweed or avocado either so i dun like most
>>7036650
chocolate is nummy
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>>7036645
>O-ohh why does she keep u in a cage?
I was just gesting, im a manly man, she doesnt tell me to do shit. I told that bitch to make me a sammich, and she made me a sub.
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>>7036653
It does :x and it's easy and fast to make and to be full.
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if I ever do get srs I wanna fill it with whipped cream and have a guy eat me out
fyi
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>>7036647
>Waat how could someone not like sushi *,*
I like sushi but I can see how the texture can be really unappealing and if you don't go to a good sushi place your first time it could make you dislike it
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>>7036660
Impure
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>>7036640
Yeah a lot of the seafood stuff isn't for everyone
I grew up on it though esp because of where I live and my family and I love a lot of it (but not all, some is just gross)

>>7036642
Daww that's actually really cute!
I'm glad it makes you happy

a-am I really that predictable though? >_>

>>7036647
AAHHHHHHHH
no stop guilting me
I can't handle it

>W-why did you gave up?
I gave up on becoming a pretty girl, I'm destined for degenerate freak ladyboi life
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>7036660
Cmon at least pick something better than whipped cream
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my stuff hasn't arrived yet ;(
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>>7036667
:(
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>>7036654
>I told that bitch to make me a sammich, and she made me a sub
>>
My refrigerator includes
-Ketchup
-Barbecue sauce
-Water
-Cheese
-Vinegar
My pantry includes
-Bread
-Cans of cream of mushroom soup
hmm
fuck this i need food that tastes not disgusting ;w;
>>7036658
the smell of fish
is absolutely repulsive to me
>>7036667
aww :c
>>7036666
Devil planet.
But seafood my mom would always make it and i would go outside with the dogs cuz i hated the smell so much >_<
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>>7036673
fluffi isla
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>>7036673
>Ketchup
good girl

>>7036666
>Cmon at least pick something better than whipped cream
ketchup? i guess then we could pretend im having a period
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>>7036677
kayla what is your opinion on 'lauren'
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Yuri on ice?
More like yaoi on ice
heh
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>>7036677
ya but idk what id have it with
>>7036676
fluffi fluffer
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>>7036680
>ya but idk what id have it with
it can go on anything, even apparently an srs vag

>>7036678
I don't know who that is
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>>7036370
Lauren is best! <3

>>7036380
>Tfw Jin's (you) didn't even show up

Maybe anon postin isn't solution for more (you)s
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I just took 3 of the strongest Xanax and I feel fucking weird all a sudden, they aren't supposed to work in 5 min are they?
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>>7036666
no, I mean, you did it the past few times. There was a good chance you would do it again, but I didn't know for sure

>>7036679
I would totally have been a skater if not for the fact that I can't spin. I'd rather be a diver.
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>>7036679
yuri is nice
more likeyaoi is nice
haha
it is nice
>>7036686
but thats
thats not yummi >__<
>>
>>7036671
What's the difference between a sub and a sandwich, like for real?
>>
>>7036666
Oh iktf
But you got satanic quads that's something :s
>>7036673
Uh you like sweaty smell but no fresh salmon stink y stink? *,*
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>>7036691
no
how much did you take
>>
>>7036691
down the whole bottle
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>>7036691
Yeah, if you don't have a shitload of food in your stomach it's almost insta action.
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>>7036692
i loved ice-skating as a kid
too bad everytime we did it in pe it was hokey
fuck hokey
>>7036694
yes yaoi is very nice
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>>7036695
subs are big and long, like good dicks. A sub is a type of sandwich. A hoagie is a better sub.
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>>7036695
a sub wears a gimp suit and a sandwich is 2 pieces of bread with cheese and meat in between, considering the hygiene of the sub I guess it could be the same way as the sandwich
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i want to be held by a mucsle gril someone make this happen
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>>7036666
Why don't you love me because I love pickles?
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>>7036425
hugg
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pigg
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>>7036704
LMAO u perv!

>>7036705
LMAO, it'sl good to find u in good spirits.

How's your elbow :(?
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Feels weird being a femboi now
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>>7036703
yaoi is cute too
>>7036697
no i dont likeit anymore
i used to though
food isnt sexual
sweat is
>>7036709
i feel bad 4 saying this but i rlly want bacon now
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>>7036709
First waffledog and now piglets?

Im going to die of cuteness overload.
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>>7036695
A sub is a bad girl

And bad girls go in the middle of sandwiches
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>>7036716
wtf
>>7036717
: )
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>>7036705
Both subs and sandwiches are stuffed full of meat though. This is confusing.
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>>7036727
meat is murder
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>>7036721
i'm sorry im just so hungry right now i haven't had anything but bread and toaster waffles int he past day
i really am craving meat
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>>7036727
>tfw a sub but not a sandwich
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>>7036731
wtf
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>>7036716
>food isn't sexual
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>>7036711
>How's your elbow
ok considering a mountain of kitty litter fell on me
i just want a fucking desk job, hell, the new manager called me up because he didn't know how to access the sound control on his computer and for me that shit is a no brainier
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>>7036736
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>>7036727
did you ever let a guy eat whipped cream out of your vagoo? would it even be safe?
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>>7036734
Sorry, if I liked human meat and I didn't kill the person and it was manufactured I might eat it.
Just kidding of course.
That would be silly.
I do however love pig meat, chicken meat, and cow meat.
Is nummi.
>>7036736
im not getting turned on by this
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>>7036566
nah, i had the same idea when i was 18, it's literally just repression.

>>7036588
y-you know me r-right?

>>7036625
same tbdesu

>>7036743
pretty sure it is, as long as you thoroughly clean out after.
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>>7036729
>tfw not a feedlot cow
>tfw noone to murder and grind you up into hamburger

>>7036733
Same

>>7036743
Ew, no
Food in vag is a great way to get s yeast infection.
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>>7036703
I loved watching it as a kid, I just never had access to it. I grew up at a swim club with a diving team though, so I practiced that a lot. Eventually I got to a point where I wanted to get competitive, but dysphoria combined with onset homophobia (I was starting to get called a faggot by the people around me) and mental blocks forced me to quit. I kinda miss those days.
I hear about girls wanting to go back to gymnastics sometimes too, but they can still wear pants and a shirt; diving has a boys suit and a girls suit, and you can't exactly tuck or pretend you're either a boy with breasts
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>>7036727
>Both subs and sandwiches are stuffed full of meat though. This is confusing.
Depends on the girl making the sub.
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Tfw typed out a long reply and it didn't send :(. Damn.
>>7036577
I could be ugly and manly though anon, you haven't seen me
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DONALD SKEHAN is so FUCKING CUET
>>
what if a yuri girl was with a yaoi boy
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I WANT TO MARRY HIM AND HAVE HIM MAKE ME FOOD
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>>7036752
A sub without any meat doesn't deserve to be called a sub.
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>>7036754

>>7036754
>>7036754
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>>7036745
Me neither I like dicks e_e
Just wanted to post fishy related things. I like fish.
and chicken
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>>7036753
Aren't you the one from SA?
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