I just... What? Why do I feel so much irrational anger swiping

>>7028485

>im on a highschool swim team
>19

?

>>7028485
White twinks have always been cringy and gross.

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>>7028550
> people lie about their age on the internet?!

>>7028627

but why wouldn't he pretend to be 18?

why 19?

>>7028636
So it's less obvious, I think.

>>7028485
That's definitely a catfish.

>>7028644
>>7028636
>>7028627
>>7028580
>>7028550

I swiped right, let's see if he responds, will post updates if thread is alive by the time he does

>>7028485
>19
>highschool
>swim team in 2016
>pic not a selfie
>pic of obviously straight teenager
>le watch me grow in bed

catfish

>>7028550

Probably first started tinder when he was 17 but he had to say he was 18. Now he's 18 and it says he's 19.

>>7028664
Laggy femboys are just like that. Don't be mad just because you can only score fat, saggy, smelly grandpas with erectile dysfunction

>>7028485
>getting mad at a high schooler for being cringey
are you mad the sky is blue too?

>>7028674
not a chance

his haircut/clothes/facial expression all looks like a straight guy

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>>7028687
He has multiple pics, others are with white girls and posing with a starbucks pumpkin spice latte


So no

>>7028636
>>7028627
Maybe he's a super senior

>>7028983
>starbucks pumpkin spice latte
lol what a fag

>>7028640
18 is less obvious than 19.
every stupid kid has the same reaction of "oh that'd be to obvious. if i said i was 19 they'd never see me coming!"

>>7028485
he's a cutie tho

>>7028485
Lesbian here, can some gay dude tell me what is wrong with this profile? He seems like a nice and normal person. He's not obese, not asking for a threesome and he hasn't done anything stupid with his hair. What's wrong with him?

>>7031166
Not OP but only problem I have with it is the "upcoming Youtube star", everything else is just typical high schooler shit. Although being 24 I haven't been to a high school in a while so maybe this is typical shit now.

>>7031166
Did...did you read the profile?

>>7031233
So? Fuck you for trying to stop his dream if that's his dream

Fucking fags cant even get laid like me

>>7031166
>Lesbian here, can some gay dude tell me what is wrong with this profile?
He's a bitch, and seemingly it takes a man to recognize one.

>>7031233
I don't know about older kids, younger ones definitely seem to all have that dream.

>>7028485
iktf

I fucking hate everyone on tinder
as soon as I see an astrological sign I get closer to having a stroke

>>7031166
he is annoying and punchable, it wouldnt be an issue but most guys are like that on tinder
at least for me

>>7032387
Am I trans, then?

>>7031166
>I'm upcoming youtube star
>dicky
>grow online and grow in bed
The ONLY right thing is that he mentions at LEAST one interest he has.