Gaygen gg nice edition

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OP is a faggot

>>7028300

d-does he know?

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Here's this flower. Take it with you on your journey.

>>7028305

I sure hope so

>>7028300
Was Evans even aware that he was standing next to a gay porn star?

also tfw no colby bf

>>7028330

why are you so mad at everyone all the time?

kill yourself

>>7028320
it's a guy who posts on /fit/.

>>7028350

its me you dip

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>>7028285
>A nice positive edition
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>7028278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0

>>7028351
then you have been posting on /fit/ or someone has been posting as you on /fit/

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THIS ISNT A NICE THREAD!

Im reporting all of you for lack of a respectful discussion. All of you will be banned. You have been warned. Apologize to irish and feelgood now.

I guess that's a compliment.

But thank you op, that kind of feels nice.

>>7028378

yeah ive been posting on /fit/ a little recently

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>>7028364

maybe one day I'll even bang him before and he'll do squats with my cummies in him uwu

>>7028377
British eyes that slant downward are soo fucking cute.

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>>7028387
>THIS ISNT A NICE THREAD!

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>>7028358
>not being optimistic despite all the odds suggesting everything sucks
This is why you think that no positive things can ever happen

Good things happen to people with a positive mindset.

>>7028369
>>7028377
What did I even do
Fucks sake
>>7028385
Calm the same fagging down mate

>>7028429
Are you sure? I've beaten the shit out of countless people with smiles on their faces.

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>>7028330
what's my fault?

>>7028377
you look a bit like one of my friends

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CATPOSTER IS CUTE
CUTE!

STAY POSITIVE I LOVE YOU CATPOSTER!

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>>7028429
There's nothing left to be positive about.

Except cats.
Cats are always a positive thing.

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>>7028450
Says the guy that went gay because they couldnt get pussy

>>7028440
Thanks I guess

>>7028377
>>7028432
I don't care if you don't like smooth butts, I'm coming for that dick.

why is looking up your ex's online so hard to not do

all it ever does is make me feel like shit

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>>7028401
>one day

See: >>7028364
If you keep saying one day and putting it off, it won't happen.

>>7028459
>they
We tumblr now?

>>7028467

Why not just stop shaving your butt?

>>7028462
That cat is how I picture clownshit to be irl.

>>7028467
Yeah yeah whatever
-insert generic response that gets ridiculed-

>>7028472

But I haven't even put my weiner in him yet I can't start barebacking him right away

>>7028471
I know this feel and It's impossible to not
>>7028480
Why we posting 12 year olds?

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Casual reminder that I'm the cutest namefag.

>>7028480
That's a chick

>>7028494
i dont agree with you, but just so you know there was some guy hanging aroudn here the past few days who was really desperate for your D

>>7028486

He has a girlfriend and i know he's treating her like the irl princette he made me feel like.

"keep your head up or the crown falls off"

but then you took the crown back

j j

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>>7028483
How many dates have you been on?

>>7028487
>We've
It's all (YOU) baby

>>7028509

Only 2, soon to be 3

>>7028482
>ywn protect his smile

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>>7028515

There's something wrong with my face?

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>>7028523
>soon to be 3

Ah I see. Don't forget the condoms and lube on your 3rd date kohai.

>>7028515
Prime Kentucky genes.

>>7028508
I know.

>>7028499
What's new.jpg

>>7028531
Ironically I'm doing Harley Quinn for halloween.

>the 4 fwbs/dates you are texting aren't returning the texts
Feels bad man, you have to be next level ugly and unlikable for this shit

>>7028552
>dating 4 peopel at once
???

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>>7028534

How lewd

Maybe we'll just suck each other's dicks like gentlemen

>>7028434
Ok tough guy. I believe you but what about it?

Next to none normal people have to fight even annually. How is your experience relevant?
>>7028450
You're still alive! You've got whatever you want to do ahead, why not make the best of it?
>>7028462
>b-buh nothing really matters!
You will learn with time that some things really do matter.
>Objectively there is no good or bad
This statement is objectively wrong.

Good and bad exist, some people refer to them as right and wrong. The whole point of the distinction is a philosophic matter, as is my assertion that the point of life is negating the bad while reinforcing the good aspects of life.

>>7028502
;-;Best way is to just find someone else to obsess over

>>7028567
Not right now but over weeks / casual banging before I find one to be my bf.
It's like the don't be all your eggs in one basket. I didn't plan for it to happen but I can't say no and they all approached at once basically

>>7028364
>>7028534
>No huge bf to use as a pillow

irishanon is so sensitive

it's cute :3

>>7028590
Says the slut !!!
Look mate if I feel like this,a few words aren't going to send me either way better or worse.
>>7028589
Stop, you're triggering me !

Whos the least sensitive namefag?

>>7028602
It's obviously me
But it's probably senpai or KR or ... Red dread

>>7028608

what about me

>>7028583
>You're still alive!
Obviously I am still alive! Only one pure of heart can kill me.
>You've got whatever you want to do ahead, why not make the best of it?
LEGO is expensive. Also I'm too lazy and unmotivated to work out and do shit.

>>7028612
Dude come on let's be reasonable here

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>>7028623

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>>7028571
>Maybe we'll just suck each other's dicks like gentlemen

Too afraid to go through it. You're going to end up being a submissive top.

>>7028587
My bf always uses my chest as a pillow.

>>7028629
Who is this Chim poster?

>>7028653

We can only hope

>>7028650
Idgi
>>7028655
It's a dog.

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>>7028660

>>7028665
I still don't get it
Illuminate me

>>7028613
>too lazy and unmotivated
I used to be like that. Then I wised up and quit feeling bad for myself, and started pushing myself to my limits
>>7028629
I think you are wrong. There absolutely are some things that are right, and some which are wrong.

I'm not going to emphatize with a serial killer. And I'm not going to listen to (You) telling me "it's all subjective bro"

>>7028682
I'm on the fence as to whether or not I'd like to be that guy desu

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>>7028659
If you keep putting it off, you may end up becoming his pup charming.

>tfw you're down to two pairs of jeans due to them being tight on the glutes and quads

>>7028673
>Then I wised up and quit feeling bad for myself, and started pushing myself to my limits
Someone should have slapped some discipline into me years ago and actually convince me to push myself to my limits.
It would have saved me a lot of trouble, although I probably wouldn't have met the boy of my dreams.

But nooooo everyone had to give up on me and now I'm here doing somewhat well but barely putting any effort in it.

>>7028653
>My bf always uses my chest as a pillow.
I really wish I had a bf that would let me do this. And has a beard.

>>7028711
That dude died btw

>>7028711
You don't know my life
I wish I had reaction images on Mobile

>>7028697
>you're the one that's wrong and not worth their consideration or empathy
The whole point with serial killers is that they feel no empathy

100% sure I'm responding to bait
>>7028698
Never too late my friend. Start now

>>7028696

pup4pup is the ideal relationship so

fuck im thirsty

how do i know if i want to date someone because i like them or because im desperate?

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am I a guy?

>>7028818
Do you like them or the idea of going out with them

>>7028818

Jack off and see how you feel

>>7028827

savage

>>7028826

both

>>7028824
Girl I guess or mtf
>>7028827
Guys for the love of fuck, stop posting pics of me
>>7028840
It's both then

>>7028842
Are you tall?

>>7028804
So much bullshit, so few references. Is making excuses for the actions of violent criminals a hobby to you?

If someone kills a lot of people he deserves all the consequences for his actions, I don't really give a shit about the reasons why he did it.

>>7028857
I'm pretty average height why ? Like 5'10

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>>7028871
Thats a bit short =\

>>7028827

>>7028883

its the literal average male height, how is that 'short'?

youre just an attentionseeking transsexual.

>>7028890

>manlet trying to pretend he isnt a manlet

>>7028883
Well at least Im not some forlorn tranny

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>>7028890
In Malaysia? Sure

>attention seeking

Can we cuddle still?~

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>>7028824
No

>>7028895

actually im 5'8. im just saying that this tranny is obviously fishing for (you)s

>>7028908

case in point

>>7028912
I get called he and she a lot through out the day so it makes me think. And I like men anyways but Im too femm In the face but masc everywhere else...

>>7028917
So you are a guy, Jesus tough break

>>7028924
I should post here more often I guess

>>7028934
No, you guessed wrong. Fuck off

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>>7028944
But I am a guy, no?

All memes aside oryx is 1000 times better than oryx in every single way.

>>7028954
That doesn't mean you're wanted here

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>>7028964
Im sorry for annying you all and wount be like circe even if they have their own separate issues. Good day

>>7028975
yeah fuck off and good riddance

>>7028909
When are you releasing your sextape with jupp Daddy?

>tfw local Grindr is almost all blacks whose profiles say "i aint gay or nuffin i just want the booty haha 100"

>>7029014
Are you prepared to give them the booty ?

>>7029033
don't be a nigger enabler

>>7028824
Verry pretrty

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how do i ask a boy out

do i act shy or confident

what do i do if he says yes

>>7029063
Stop , I was fooling around jeez.

>>7029103
Act how ever you want to fucking act, if he likes you, you being you should work.

Stop with the trying to get a guide or scam your way into a relationship, it's bound to fail if you act widely out of character. It's why the advice I've yourself

>>7029113

Irishanon in with the truth

>>7029103

Just do it

If he says yes suck his cock immediately, swallow his load and say "Thank you daddy"

Is it wrong that I'm literally sleeping my way into friendships with guys? I'm too autismo to make friends otherwise, so I just fuck guys who seem like fun, have an excuse to exchange phone numbers with them, and then try to become friends. Virtually all friendships I've made in the past two years have been former hook-ups.

>>7029125

I used to do the same exact thing, for kind of the same reasons.
People seem to think i'm a pretty good person.

>>7029122
:3 darn toothing.

>>7029125
That seems incredibly sad

You won't make a lot of real (long lasting) friends that way

>>7029155

I made plenty of long lasting friends that way.

>>7029173
And I am friends with Mickey Mouse

People you fuck are not your friends. You wouldn't understand because you're the one getting fucked, of course

>>7029187

Plenty of them i don't even have sex with anymore.

>>7029193
So you've got a bunch of people making fun of you behind your back who dont even fuck you anymore

Wow, way to prove my point

>>7029204
Stop projecting so much, you're bound to pull something

>>7029209
Fuck off potato

Fuck you and that catnigger bf of yours

I hope you all roast in hell

>be fat, and not in a "bear" way
>make shirtless photo profile pic on scruff

I am living on the edge

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>>7029002
Probs never, but never say never, so maybe one day, but not anytime soon.
>>7029236
Best way to live, anon.

>>7029236

Werk hunty

How was your day Anon?

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Maybe what truly grabbed us by the pussy were the friends we made along the way.

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>>7029236

SOMEBODY STOP ME

Sorry, leto joker meme was the first thing that came to mind reading that

>>7029257
Positive as shit
Cleaned my room all day and liste ed to tony robbins and hit all my prs on my second bulk.

Never give up

>tfw you realize you don't have any friends

>>7029301
Have you tried making friends?

>>7029236
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>>7029390
how do you make friends, do i offer my butt and mouth to their penis?

>>7029301

tfw you realize in the end, nothing really matters

>>7029395

yes

>>7029390
I've been trying my best these last 4 months. ;_;

They just don't want me.

>>7029301
>tfw haven't seen the few friends I have in months
I'll be your friend anon :)

u guys need a new guy to post about

>>7029624
What do you mean?

>>7029640
this irish dude or whatever is ugly as fuck i dont know why u give him so much attention

>>7029655
There's nobody else. Everyone who is relevant is a chad and do normalfag stuff now.

>tfw no trans gf

>>7029717
Now why would you want that?

>>7029580
Texas??????

>>7029724
Because im an anime girl on the inside and im bisexual.

Is it down?

>>7029661

That's not true.

>>7029770
Youre not relevant at all and it is true.

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>>7029301

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Who do you really hate on gaygen and wish would get a life and leave?

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>>7029819
Anonymous

>>7029840
What did I ever do to you? :(

>>7029819
You

How much do small tattoos cost?

I want to get a small slime tattoo from dragon quest.

Could i just call the tattoo place and set it up on the spot?

>>7029944
>slime

Marry me

>>7029971
What do you look like

I might get it on my leg somewhere

I love dq ive finished many in japanese and translate them for fun and read them in Japanese for fun.

>>7029990
I'm not good looking lol. Just a huge DQ fan

>>7028494
are you the only namefag? because if you are then that might be true

>>7029990
>>7030027
I'm a DQ fan also. I have BBC for you both if you're ever in florida.

>>7030240
Are those the new ones?

Ive always picked water all my life but that fire tiger looks cool.

>>7030207
Very nice. How big? Lol

>>7030256

No the new ones are different

I'm dumping the starter ASAP and training rockruff desu

>>7030308
Lol that might be fun.

I dont want to look at the mew pokemons because i like juat finding them. It looks like rockruffs going to be that shitty normal types at the beginning of each game tho.

>>7030308
Rowlett is awesome though

>>7030308
>Rockruff
Sun or Moon?

>>7030372

Moon of course

Werewolf pokemon best pokemon

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These are the starters
Ive gone with water my whole life because I was a girl mentally now i think in going to pick fire becsuse that seel looks retarded.

Grass is always for bitches.

>>7030393
Me too :3

>>7030393
Good taste, bruh. The werewolf is definitely going on my team.

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>>7030409

>>7030416
>>7030431

Good taste gang

>>7030433
I'd rather go with /femgen/ seal than that thing.

This is now a Pokémon thread

>>7030494

The only thing I'm slightly disappointed about w rockruff is he doesn't turn into a bara werewolf, just a twink werewolf

>go to /fit/ for the first time in months only visit once every6 months
>filled with forced memes I created and literally literally shit being posted with it

Hmm

>>7030525
Iktf, I feel like both it's evolutions look weirdly twiggy.

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>>7030525
>Disappointed that cartoon dog isn't sexy enough for you
You get more disgusting as the days pass. Pup play is a gateway fetish to bestiality, and should be illegal.

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>>7030807

*wags* hehe ;3

*cums in u* hehehehe ;3

>>7029155
Not a lot, no. But my best friend currently is a guy I hooked up with. He then left to Italy for a year while we chatted online daily, and when he came back it felt like we were lifelong friends. I would never have met him if we hadn't fucked.

>tfw no ginger bf

>>7030939
>tfw no dominant ginger bf

>tfw submissive ginger who has never had a bf

>>7031098

Post bright pink boypussy

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>tfw found out my crush is underage

Bad feel lads. I only want adults.

>>7031115
They make up the stats because people believed raped little boys while raped little girls get blamed for tempting the rapist.

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>>7031115
Hmm.

>>7031103
this is a blue board tho

>>7031144

imgur duh

>>7031137
Same barely legal culture exists for heteros though

>>7030939
>No bf

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rate my husbando

>>7031250
1/10
for stealing MY husbando
now fuck off D:<

>>7031259
desu he seems pretty fuggin idea no matter the situation.

>>7031263
I claimed him first. Yield, or it's pistols at dawn.

>>7031235
Speak for yourself tyvm
>>7031250
No wifi/10

>>7031345
Ouch, it'll get better zombie :) don't worry, you're a pretty cool dude

>>7029103
say 'wanna hang out?'
plan date, place, time ???
>>7029257
meh
>>7030939
>tfw no qt bf

>>7031137
>the popularity of shotacon/yaoi
>literally by women for women

>>7030409
I guess bara kitties will have to do.

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Just to inform the sheeple
This is what a hungry Irish child looks like

>>7029728
Brexitland

>>7030338
this, not that keen on Dartrix though
final evo better be good

>>7031098
<3

>>7031799
>brexitland
you seem pretty cute

you got skype/discord?

>>7031861
Don't do it Delta, you can do better then whomever this guy is.
He probably eats babies

>>7031862
I just wanted to make some friends
sorry

>>7031865
That's how it starts

>>7031875
who hurt you?

>>7031895
I did.

>>7031895
Who are you my therapist, huh going to laugh at me again ?

>>7031947
Yes Sean, it is I, your therapist.

It was all me, Sean. I was always here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLQXfmiBnHY

>>7031974
Aww shit
How do you know my name ... Gasp
It really is you

>>7031974
Sean pls

It's my roomates' pupper's adoptiversary today
We've been feeding him tasty foods and spoiling him a lot.
It's THE CUTEST SHIT and my heart can BARELY deal

>>7028285
Trips always ruin these gens
its fucking cancer

>>7032078
People posting about trips ruin these threads
>>7032045
Cute

Any Gay hookup apps besides grindr?

In my biochemistry lab we call one guy out chem daddy cause he had kids and makes dad jokes.

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>tfw no qt jewish bf

why even live?

What's the best way to meet a geek weeaboo boyfriend?

>>7032095
The best gay hookup app is life. Go out and socialize.

>>7032045
Pretty cute senpai.

>>7032078
Maybe you're the cancer?

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>>7032154
Your flgs or a convention.

>>7032154
When you figure it out, let me know.

I'm seriously considering going abroad to britbongland to meet up with a qt masc lad I met while in the US, for a two night stand. Is this insane?

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>>7032166
Naw. True love access shit.

>tfw you let your autistic defense systems down and you got a crush on a straight guy
I want to die senpai. Crushes are suffering, and getting them on a straight guy only makes it worse.

>>7032160
>go out

But I'm socially retarded dude. That will never work for me.

>>7032186

Go to places where other social inept peeps go.
Find a game night or something.

>>7032186
>>7032189 this
No excuses

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Is his response a bad sign? Was me asking weird?

>>7032218
it was weird and awkward but personally i find that kind of thing endearing and cute
it might have been annoying to some people but nothing to lose sleep over.

>>7032160
>the best hookup app is life
No. No it's not, you mentally retarded motherfucker. If it was, we wouldn't need grindr. But unfortunately we don't actually have real gaydars yet and wasting time and energy socializing with people who might not even be gay is hard enough, without factoring in the fact that the few rare gays you do meet after foraging for several decades in the wild of society will probably be ugly STD ridden socialites who you don't connect with at all.

What a stupid fucking response, kill yourself idiot.

>>7032189
>>7032192
Fuck both of you, how the fuck is a wasting time on the braindead dipshits at a game night even a remotely efficient way to find a hookup? Socially inept people don't actually go socializing and there are plenty excuses, the two main ones being time and safety. If you're such experts of the benefits of socialization, why are you here wasting your time on 4chan preaching about it instead of living your sad little lives while you're still young? Oh that's right, because you don't believe a word you're saying. Next time, just don't bother offering your worthless opinions.

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>>7032182
I've managed to do the same. He's a coworker, but luckily I barely know the guy. Dude's got this perfect combination of hardworking masculinity and youthful good looks, and a lean but well defined body with strong lower arms. Usually wears a stoic facial expression with an intense gaze, but lights up like an arc lamp when smiling or laughing.

*sigh*

Can someone with a working gaydar spot them?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXnpsBBBMo4

>>7032224
I am 99% sure the kind of people that give that kind of advice aren't socially retarded and don't understand anything about it.

>just b urself bruh
That kind of advice is of equal caliber to this

>>7032224
Well with an attitude like that going out won't be your main problem.
All the best,hope you figure it out and find some qt, mate.

i am a beginner looking to do anal play.
i've fingered myself for 10 minutes and it was great. then i could not sustain 10 minutes of dildoing. it's not even that big but everytime it was sliding it was painfult o me and more lube didn't help.
i even bled one drop.

should i have warmed up more? any tip? the only other thing i could think of are being allergic to the condom i put on the dildo or just having a too weak ass to have anal ever.

>>7032263
You just haven't learned how to relax yet.

>>7032225
It fucking sucks, I hate it man. I am already intensely self-loathing and closeted as fuck as it is. This is just making me fucking miserable.

>>7032263
Just keep doing what you're doing maybe go lighter to prevent bleeding, it's not an instant thing, but the more you do it without taking like weeks of not doing it. You should see results

>>7032263
go easier on yourself, just because it feels better for the moment to thrust harder your body obviously can't take it so just go easier and for a longer time instead

I'm presuming the dildo is made for butt and you do use enough lube

>>7032263
Work up to about 3 fingers until that's comfortable. Then try a dildo. You can never use enough lube. Best I've tried is the Astroglide water-based Gel. Lay on your back and relax all your muscles, push out a little with your sphincter, it makes it easier to insert. Going very slow and working your way up is the best way to do it.

>>7032272
> I am already intensely self-loathing and closeted as fuck as it is
Well fuck, you really need to get over the self hate thing. Try to step out of yourself and consider things with pure rationality, that's how I accepted myself at least.

>>7032267
>>7032275
>>7032277
>>7032278

t-thanks.
the dildo i a mekshift horror btw, it used to contain some oil for my sister's air.
it's slightly thinner than an "ok" gesture and extremely hard.
does hardness play a big role? it's not like i was pushing in weird direction, it was just a small straight pushing, yet it was painful to feel it slide.

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>squatting, headphones in
>midset some guy walks in front of the rack, waves a banana at me and then carefully places it on my shoes
>then he gives me a thumbs up, says something i cant hear and leaves the gym

what the fuck?

>>7032308
>does hardness play a big role?
you you think a knife or a spaghetti would have an easier time rupturing your butthole?

>>7032308
Get a real dildo asap. You can get them on Amazon in normal descreet packaging for like 15-20 bucks. Also when you're as new to it as you're describing, when you first insert it, just leave it there. Don't move it in and out/thrust until your body is 100% comfortable with it being there and the muscles have relaxed some. That can take anywhere from 45 seconds to a minute or two. It's definitely not something that should be rushed. Set aside a good 15 or so minutes late at night when you try it and just enjoy the experience and your own pace.

>>7032317
Clearly he wants to make sure you get your post workout potassium.

>>7032317
He might of legit been able to tell that you have a potassium deficiency. That's really fucking bizarre tho.

>>7032317
Maybe he just had a spare banana he was full, thought you might need some post workout potassium and left it. Strange as fuck tho

>>7032328
b-but i can't have it deliver at my home since i live with my parents.

>>7032369

Do you parents open all your mail? lots of places do discreet packaging, they wont even know

My bf wants to come around, but at the same time he has to learn for an exam in physics.
What should i do? I miss him too, but at the same time i don't want him to fail the exam.

>>7032378

Probably make him study.
Like dang if i haven't been in this exact situation like a dozen times.
Just do the responsible thing and he'll thank you later.

>>7032378

helping him revise seems obvious

>>7032292
It's purely, completely irrational. I totally acknowledge it, but nothing I do helps.

>>7032385
Well then you need to talk with a professional. Could be you have an anxiety disorder or somesuch.

>>7032378
Bring him over to cuddle. If he fails his exam, it's time to look for a smarter bf.

>>7032378
If you have the time and money for it, you could promise him a post-exam celebratory surprise. During which you take him on a trip to somewhere nice.

>>7032382
I already told him he should stop wasting time and go studying. I hope he's currently at it.
Next weekend is the fair in town and we wanted to go together.

>>7032383
I have no clue of higher physics, so i wouldn't be of much help. He's studying it in a higher semester.

>>7032396
We'll, if he would be here we certainly couldnt get our hands of each other.
Haven't fapped for 8 days, desu.

>>7032394
If I could get out of a professional's office without being diagnosed as a literal autist and at least one anxiety disorder, I would be surprised.

I lack the money for that kind of service and it is not covered by my insurance. It usually only ever causes me pain when this sort of thing happens. So I usually just bury it, find contentment in my celibacy, and just ride out the suffering and pain when something happens that reminds me of my raging homosexuality.

Last time I had a crush on a guy it was like in 2014 (well before the current one i have), so these occurrences happen with such rarity I question the necessity of needing it addressed.

>>7032377
they would get suspectful if i order something.

>>7032444

Tell your parents to get the fuck out of your asshole, jesus.

>>7032469
:^)

>>7028300
name pls?

I love my boyfriend, I really do, but he is too skinny.

How do I fatten him up without him knowing?

>>7032504
Convince him go to the gym with you and to bulk.

>>7032504
If he eats salads use a vinaigrette with more fat, generally use higher fat or sugar content stuff and make him sleep in and cuddle more

>>7032504
>Tfw no feeder bf

>>7032529
post belly

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>>7032534

>>7032542
kawaii :3c

>>7032542
Adorable belly but you could use a few pounds :3

>>7032550
Hence wanting a feeder bf to help me bulk.

>>7032436
Sorry, I keep forgetting what it's like for people living without socialized healthcare.

Anyway, *why* does your homosexual attractions make you feel this way?

>>7032542
I will violate your belly

>>7032486

Chris Evans

>>7032565
How?
Gunna sex up my belly button?

>>7032556
Yeah I know I read your posts.
>>7032573
He's going to go through your ass to your belly like mister hands

>>7032504
At least be fucking honest to him.
Tie him up and force feed him hamburgers 'n shit.
Whenever he struggles yell "squeal like a piggy"

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>>7032590
Your gross.
I don't have a sufficiently disgusted reaction image. Have an ass.

>>7032573
Yes actually

>>7032644
Look it's not my fault he's got a horse cock and he's using it. You literally asked how too.
I'd just cuddle and spoon fed you pudding , nice ass tho

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>>7032650
Hot. Why can't I find a guy who likes belly buttons as much as I do?

>>7032681
It's a rare breed for sure.

>>7032681
>>7032698
>Attracted to belly buttons
That's pretty weird desu

>>7032709
>not wanting to finger a qt bellybuton then inserting your finger into his mouth

>>7032557
Yeah, it's great not having universal healthcare.

Anyways, that's the thing. I have no idea why I feel this why. I couldn't articulate something if I tried. Like I said, it is completely irrational. It is probably so internalized at this point that I am fucked.

>>7032709
Not any weirder than feet or what other body parts people are attracted to desu

>>7032709
Less wierd then butt holes imo.

>>7032729
How about no
>>7032742
I never said they weren't weird too
>>7032757
Tbf I'm not attracted to butthokes themselves bit they serve a purpose,

>>7032760
boy hush and post your bellybutton

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>>7032767
Ok
... Your welcome

>>7032803
pudgy white boys are the best

>>7032807
Damn straight also fuck spelling on Mobile

>>7032812
With all the out ofshape fags out there, your must be in hog heaven.

>>7032803
Would finger/10

Anyone have a lifting/exercise program for twink mode?

>>7032812
Well shit, didn't expect that desu >>7032838
You made it weird tho,m y belly button is sensitive.
>>7032839
I'll assume you'll get referred to the fit sticky, so go to the /fit/ sticky
Now time for other options

>>7032839
Read the /fit/ sticky

>>7032839
Oh and FYI I'm skinnyfat right now.

>>7032847
The fact that it's sensitive makes it better. It's not weird at all. You should try it

>>7032854
Hmm, I guess

>>7032839
Calisthenics cardio and atg squats.
All you need for 10/10 twink mode.

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Capping with Baewulf

>>7032847
>>7032848
I've skimmed through the sticky before but I guess I'll take a closer look. I know the nutritional side fairly well, but the only lifting I've done has been starting strength and I'm not sure that's what I should be doing to achieve my goal.

>>7032865
>atg squats
Fucking love doing them, so that's nice. I can take rep my bodyweight without much trouble at least, likely due to all the bicycling I do. But my torso is weak and pudgy as shit.

>>7031223
be my bf

>>7032902
Idk what do bring to the table ? >>7032896
No worries I just said it so people gave other options

>>7032896
Get fat temporarily than cut all the fat off.

Honestly add more reps to your ohp for dem shoulders 3x8
Add weighted chins up.

>>7032913
idk either desu

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>>7032896
>>7032896
Make sure to get low for glute activation.
There is nothing more important then a bubble butt if you want to be a hot twink.

>>7032913
>>7032917
Thanks mates.

>Honestly add more reps to your ohp
I think that would be wise. My ohp is painfully low and I've been struggling to improve upon them by adding weights Unlike DL's where I reached 100kg without issue.

Another thing: I know bench pressing is a great exercise and everything, but I get a really scary (but not painful) snapping feeling in my left elbow tendon whenever I do them. Can some other combination of exercises replace them, even if less than ideal?

>>7032930
Well we can find out together buddy
>>7032933
That fuck ass, I guess I'm going low as I can go now fuck

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>>7032937
My chest is my weakest part because of lack of bench partner and cant do them in my house. You can do weighted dips to replace them.

>>7032942
>its ANOTHER irish cir e episode

Is it a bad idea if I ask a gay guy to suck my dick while watching straight porn on a vr headset

>>7032933
>that pic
Why do people do that to themselves?

>>7032955
Why not ask a girl then?
Saves the VR headset and the faggotry.

>>7032950
Better then the Maki episodes

>>7032973
I could but actually being able to enjoy a guy sucking my dick seems cool

Girls also dont want to suck dick as much, oh and i already have a headset

>>7032988

New thread.

>>7032991
good point.
Well you could ask, although don't be blunt unless you know he's a total cock gobbler but then you don't even need to ask.

>>7032942
o-okay

>>7032933
what kind of exercise plan can i follow to obtain that kind of ass? ( i know he's bending the spine, but still...)

>>7033124
It looks like he did pretty much exclusively glute work. Atg squats. Hip thrusts. Lunges. Cable exercises.

At least that's my guess.